Hololive New Year's Cup Mario Kart Tournament 2023

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDyJmdtclAk

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GO MIO GO

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>GURA PRIDE OF EN
GURA PRIDE OF EN
>GURA PRIDE OF EN
GURA PRIDE OF EN
>GURA PRIDE OF EN
GURA PRIDE OF EN

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she will be the first two time MK champion
a naked okayu in my dream told me so, she speaks no lies

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>EN joining lobby late
how typical

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It's Nene's year, I can feel it.

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At least they're having fun with the layout

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>>40444445
wait it's starting RIGHT NOW?!?!

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>>40446844
Yes

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>indog shit blocked ID from joining the tourney
Nice fucking country INDOGS

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Who is fuck is "crow"

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>>40447084
Kronii

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>>40447084
clock

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>didn't get a sticky this time
Damn even mods have given up huh.

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MARINE WON 1st ROUND

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>>40447276
NEVERMIND I'M BLIND

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>>40447353
KNEEL TO YOURSELF

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>>40447276
this man is from the future

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>>40447521
But she won the 2nd one out pure bullshit, Chloe deserved that win.

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>>40447353
Okayu won first, Marine won second. Nene is being hilarious.

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current ranking:
1) Okayu 32
2) Maine 29
3) Towa 26 t think?

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Okayu takes the third round.

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kawaii my ass, frame lookin like a serial killer

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Marine plays so good this year

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Marine wins the fourth.

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holy shit this is close
Okayu 42
Marine 41

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Marine and Okayu are literally neck to neck in points, holy shit. Hag vs Cake.

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LETS GO GURA

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Ame is streaming for once.

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Marine got wrecked at the last second and fell to 6th. new overall rankings:
Okayu 50
Marine 46

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lets goooo chloeeeee!!!!

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Matsuri takes fifth, Okayu still in points lead.

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who is the other US flag?

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lmao Matsuri took the lead early on that race and then had a peaceful drive the whole way to 1st.

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>>40448573
anya

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>>40445711
All hail the very real Gura.

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Cat is too good

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Fatcat too strong

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rip twappi

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OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP OKAYU OP

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Okayu wins the sixth

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Matsuri finally wake up, huh? took her 4 years.

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okayu goat

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whose third?

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I fucking told you guys you were underestimating Matsuri.

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Towa...

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>>40448876
gozaru

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>>40448876
gotalu

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is Mel okay!?

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>>40448909
is her getting 4th place really enough to say we were wrong for underestimating her? good job on her for beating nene and ame though.

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Kronii 7th, bad luck.

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OGAYU SWEEP OGAYU SWEEP

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>>40448262
Imagine just throwing away a four and a quarter million sub account.

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Who're the ones going to the losers bracket?

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>>40449077
People were banking the likes of Fubuki and Towa making it more than her.

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Okayu going for a 2nd year win. Shes a fucking beast.

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>>40449266
If I remember correctly...
Kronii
Nene
Anya
Ame

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>>40449528
SEX BEAST

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>33 points
>still zako
tough luck

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>>40449528
Okayu is so calm tho /strongmind/

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KRONII IN THE WEAK CUP SHE CAN STILL WIN

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You all think Gura is going to try or just throw it?

Also Ayame is cute.

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>>40444445
Boycotting this shit, EN management needs to get fired, resign, and/or kill themselves.

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>>40449767
That's pretty low anon, you would need the shittest possible players to score 6 points on the entire run to guarantee out of the zako with those numbers.

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>>40449869
seethe, faggot

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>>40449869
>EN

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It sounded like Kronii may have been a bit annoyed that she was basically forced to stream her POV since Gura refused to and Ame didn't bring a capture card.

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>>40449869
KAG is honorary JP now.

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>>40449968
the cracks are forming

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>>40449869
boycotting against who? this event was organized by Towarappi-sama you massive fucking faggot

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Just tuned in wtf is going on
A block just finished?

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Is that the REAL goomba

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>>40449968
We already know Kronii if she could help it would not have a pov to stream in collabs.

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>gura
it's a manesan
gura's marika is just G

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>>40450116
EN chokes and ogayu fucks

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>>40449968
Oh, wow, Kronii seemed annoyed about something. That's so out of character for her.

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>>40450111
>>40449957
>>40450084
That's how boycotts work, you stupid, shit-flinging niggers. You boycott the whole company during a major event.

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I hope they make the groups more balanced next time, Towa and Chloe would qualify if they were in B or C

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....Mel

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So they just determine who goes into Tsuyo and Zako for each block and then all Tsuyo/Zako flight against each other,?

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HIC

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>>40450488
they were literally done by random so no seeding or balancing was done, but maybe next time anon

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>>40450478
>Boycott
>Some loser SEETHING on 4chan
LMAOOOO

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>>40450367
weekend at bernie's

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>>40450478
You go and do that, anon. We'll keep watching the tournament and have fun.

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get rekt gura. kobo is fucking annoying

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>>40450488
This is more fun. Nobody wants all the prelims to be totally predictable. That A group was fucking intense for spots 3 and 4.

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i love ayame so much its unreal

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Who didn't join? It's missing one participant.

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>>40450583
Separate cups. Tsuyo qualifiers fight to be the champion of the champions while Zako fights to be the best of the zakos

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Way to go Gura, just try not to lose too badly so you don't have to do the Zako cup.

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>>40450478

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>>40450583
highest 4 for tsuyo
lowest 4 for zako
the "winner" for zako is the last place

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>>40450367
These motherfuckers are lying through their teeth about her.

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>>40450875
It's also the one predetermined award each year. Though Laplus tried to put up a fight for it last year.

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SUIGOD

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ROAD TO RECOVERY GO WATAME

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the spread for tsuyo is pretty close, anyone's game still

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>>40449968
I mean she hated it last year too. They really shouldn't have bothered with any token EN's this year after their attitude last year.

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Suisei is definitely hungry for first place after last year

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who are the top racers in B bracket?

suisei and fubuki ?

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ID and EN are going to take most the Zamora slots this year.

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>>40451179
suisei and maybe watame maybe? Fubuki is erratic with her results

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kobo is in the states?

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>>40450838
But there will be 4*4=16 Tsuyo qualifiers right, they can't all fit into one race

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1611609389819133953
Mori...

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>>40451350
only 3 blocks anon

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Wtf was that last lap.

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Holy, Luna got fucked at the end

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>>40451373
>deadbeat "humor"

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MIGO!!!

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Luna just got annihilated

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>>40450989
where is your god now? she got wrecked into third place

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>>40451373
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>40451393
ah right lmao

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>>40451507
I can see her tears forming.

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gura skin walk is set to fuck off after the race lol, right there in the middle

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How is missing in the Group B? Chamers?

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They should all be playing waluigi

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>>40451373
fucking kek - Kronii gonna lose her shit soon

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Did Gura just jump off the fucking stage?

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LIGHTNING FAVORS MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I BELIEVE IN MICOMET SUPREMACY

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>>40451651
All 11 are there.

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Gura is definitely planning to fail but not too badly. You can't have someone who isn't streaming win either cup.

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thank you based god

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KAMISAMAAAA

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5 races per group right?

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watame mogggin miko lamo

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migo plz

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She's out.

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>>40451845
Did you forget last year? EN's feel no need to stream for cups they qualify for including Gura.

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>>40449226

She's literally rolling in cash even now and continuing to grow even though she's offered nothing the last 6 months. She's not throwing it away, she's proven how little value it actually has. She's the NFT of Hololive, the bubble just hasn't crashed yet.

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Gura. You fucking suck.

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Sui-chan is unstoppable.

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gura... she had a hard life

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>>40451845
not like she had any chance to begin with

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gura broke up with her boyfriend...

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And with that, no ENs in finals.
Color me surprised. kek.

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gura is losing on purpose

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Damn rbc your face is a little scary

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>>40451704
as it was foretold

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Seems obvious they have a ringer playing for Gura whose main job is to make sure she doesn't advance to play in either cup and take a spot away from an actual chuuba.

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So is it going to be a repeat of Sui vs Okayu? Sleeper.

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>>40450209

Probably just a manager who was told to do decent, but don't win. She'll lose and be out after this round.

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ENsisters....

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>>40452287
This result is looking very likely.

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NO MEL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JOIN YOUR SISTER AME

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>>40452302
lowest 4 will go to zako cup, needs to place mid and thats exactly whats going on

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suitan wa

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Migo..

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>>40452231
>>40452274
So...Gura might be dead.

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Well now I can go to bed

Good luck in the zakos

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Exactly in the middle Gura. Perfect strategy manechan.

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Migo just got destroyed

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>>40452231
Gura could have also posted this herself.

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Suisei absolutely dominated. But there weren't really any heavy hitters able to compete with her.

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Fubuki getting 2nd was somewhat unexpected though...

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#suisweep

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Zako cup filled with the few ID and EN in the tournament...

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>>40452376

"Do decent but don't win" That's exactly what just happened. She got 6th, which puts her out completely. She doesn't go to the winners or loser bracket, she's just out.

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wow ayame went from accidentally using assist to finishing 4th in her group

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So we all agree that that was a manager playing as Gura, right?

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Send Gura superchats about the race when she starts streaming again, see if she ignores them/answers incorrectly

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>>40452627
this should be a wakeup call for EN to hire some actual gamers. But of course they won't.

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So Suisei Fubiki Miko and Ayame advance?

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The only loss that got me a little sad so far is Watame, if only she'd been in Group C. I would have liked to see her make it to the finals even if she wouldn't win.

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>>40452569
No chance. There's too many capital letters in the proper places.

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WHY THE FUCK ARE EVERYONE BUT SUISEI SOFT?!?!?!??!?!
GET FUCKING AGRESIVE, DAMNIT

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>>40452704

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>>40452627
I thought Kaela could put up a bit of a fight initially, but after seeing her practice streams - it was pretty clear she had no prior experience with the game.
Maybe next year...

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>>40452648
We need some schizo to go through all the viewpoints and piece together Gura's races from everyone's perspectives to see how much she was throwing.

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>>40452727
I'm not wasting another penny on that mooch and I advice all you sisters to do the same.

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>>40452727
you monster!

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SUIGOD WON 4 RACES, GOT A 3RD AND 5TH
ABSOLUTE GODDESS

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Watame......

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>>40452704
given that it wasnt gura's account...

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>>40452231
holy shit

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update

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Ojou turned out to be decent

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CUmsharts fucking go die

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gura died of tummy

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pride of EN bros, what happened!!!

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>>40452944
Really??? Wow. Shameless by EN Management

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>>40452952
Watamates... not like this...

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>>40452704
There is zero evidence it's her.

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>>40452231
Certified Bill Clinton moment

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I feel sad for Watame. And Roboco, she has 0 fortitude. The moment things start pulling against her she folds.
Well, moment to see Choco.

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Streamer event
Dont stream
How retarded can u be hope she graduates

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>>40444445
EN jobbing.

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where tehf uck did ayame come from wasn't she trash and using drive assist. maybe she just grinded all her breaks lmao

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>choco not last
Did she skip or something?

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Well, with this Gura is out of the tournament.

See ya chumkeks when your oshi is streaming ... maybe in 2024

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WHO WON? DID THEY PLAY?

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>>40453136
she's in C block anon, about to start

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>>40453085
Watame practices so much too. If she were in A or C, should definitely would've advanced. Unfortunate.

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>>40453028
yep gura's account is just "G", management can't even get that right

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>>40453085
They just don't have any situational awareness. This goes for almost all of them. The moment you get hit, get the fuck away from the middle because you're more liable to be hit by blue shells, bullet bills, all that shit. Move to the side and keep going.

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>>40453085
fml, Choco is not streaming.

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>>40450852
That's what she was doing. Lazy.

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>>40453231
Did you watch A? She would not have advanced there either. C for sure she would have but so would some others that lost in A and B.

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Reine holding in her piss right now

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>>40452360
Towa said earlier that when she practiced with Marine, Suisei and Okayu, Marine won. Anyway, Suisei's gameplay was extreme choking hazard all the way through.

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>>40453232
wdym? "G" is my favorite holoen member, yknow G!

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>>40453036
she's so nervous. the sheep got fucked by rng on the second and third race too

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>>40453338
Here comes Ollie for the Zako cup. That shit is going to be filled with ENs and IDs.

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>>40452952
>kaela trained hours only to get outplayed by kobo

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Why are JPs so good at this game and everyone else in the world isn't?

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>>40445711
GURA GOT BEATEN! LMAO

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>>40453602
you could ask the same for vtubing

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>>40452817
She never player mario kart before

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>>40453677
She played more in the past month than other people that outperformed her have done in their lives.

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>>40453461
gura named her mario cart g, the "gura" that raced today was actually named gura so it wasnt the same mario kart/switch account

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>>40453656
Did do better than the other EN's though.

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>>40453602
theres a reason why the japanese are the best at japanese chess, because they're the only ones that care about it. same thing with mario kart.

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>>40453036
At least she was doing her best. Not jobbing as what the ENs were doing.

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>>40453580
she is an autism grinder not a game taht requires any sort of functional motor skills.

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>>40453580
The SEA girls have no chance against Japanese playing their national sport.

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>>40453580
Now that she lost so badly she will never play and will openly loathe this game for the rest of her life. She feeds off of being the best no life gamer and quietly seethes when someone does anything better.

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>>40453677
>she had no prior experience with the game
Reading is hard.

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>>40453732
gawrbot

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>>40453823
>The SEA girls have no chance against Japanese
could have just stopped there desu

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>>40445711
Gura is the only EN avoiding zako cup.

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>>40453732
They change their names all the time.

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Damn, EN fags are salty about Kaela. It's not her fault your bitches don't stream.

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>>40453580
Kaela put a lot of effort into training. It's too bad it hasn't translated.

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>>40453710
Just because she streamed more doesn't mean she did. Others were probably playing offstream.

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Calling it now. Subaru, Reine, Lui top 3 with Peko barely getting 4th place since gura cant rob her this year

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>>40453851
Or she'll secretly practice like crazy all year to get her revenge like others did this year (Iroha).

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Let's go Koyori! Hag power!!

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Who is favored for this one?

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>>40453880
GSH

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>>40454155
Subaru

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>>40454155
Subaru holds her own with Okayu and Suisei so probably her.

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>>40453943
>Gura is the only EN avoiding zako cup.
And ID

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Aki...

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wtf, since when is Ollie good at marika?

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Who is behind sora?

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POOkora

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Reine gets only mushrooms again

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>>40454315
A homo is secretly playing for her.

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>>40449869
>EN fans thinking they matter
It never gets old.

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LETS GO LUI

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>>40454381
lewd

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>>40452952
That's too bad Luna is done, but she said she didn't practice anything new (lucked out to only have Boo Lake as a new map) and was nervous because of it. She did real good for a few races until the onslaught of items took her down.

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>>40454325
>who is the greatest zako
Same as every year.

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Ollie choking as usual.

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>>40454381
REINE WILL NEVER LOSE TO THE COCK

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Pekora getting bullied

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>>40454504
Ah... choco...

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Go Mio go

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you know i never noticed this but pekora is a pretty mediocre gamer despite being one of the top streamers, even in jump king she gets completely mogged by others and in Mario kart she is too lazy to improve

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MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP MIO SWEEP

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AKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>40454155
Mio-sha, and is not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

Lol reine pipping ollie at the last minute again. Our Zombie is malding

[Anonymous No.]

Sora is improving. Based.

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Can Choco please stop bouncing on my dick and take this seriously for once?

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>>40454504
>>40454591
it's endearing at this point

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SHUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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koyori just constantly screeching it's kinda nuts.

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>>40454651
You must be pretty new to notice this just now

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Kinda want Mio to win, she DCed last year yes?

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>>40454774
It's more endearing when she streams. Does anyone know why she's not doing it?

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>>40454455
Probably Vesper

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>>40454651
Pekora is a spurt of a moment gamer. If something don't catch her atention she never bothers.

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>>40453232
Are you sure about that?

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I want to wish a happy tempus debut day to all my hololive friends over at /vt/!!!

I hope you enjoy your new round of streamers!

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>>40454794
fuck mio she like cheated her way into the zako and then shit stomped the worst players

[Anonymous No.]

Which holos are using the OP karts and riders? I don't know MK8 meta

[Anonymous No.]

I really want Subaru, Mio and Lui in the finals

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>>40454833
her voice isn't good medically so she's taking this one off

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>>40454381
fucking kek - it never fails

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>>40454791
nah ive been around for 3 years, she was doing pretty well last year actually and there was a benefit of doubt because she plays a lot of games and occasionally shows some great moments. But as a whole her popularity is hard carried by her never changing persona

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>>40454794
Yeah, she DCd and missed a race, but came in I think first in Loser tournament. Towa had a similar issue too, so far there haven't been any DCs this time.

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>>40454860
>fuck Mio
Yes yes ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ~

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>>40454651
She's a top streamer because she's entertaining, not because she's good at games.

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Towa and Gura had it rough.

End of the day this shit is all RNG anyway but good attempts

[Anonymous No.]

KOYORI TSUYO HAI????????

[Anonymous No.]

SUBARU WHAT DID YOU DO

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>>40449869
This is a tournament organized by JPs and dominated by JPs. EN barely means anything in this.

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>2nd
FUCKING KNEEL

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>>40453732
>>40453232
please find a new shitpost, I know you were excited to finally have something to use for Gura, but now its getting sad

[Anonymous No.]

Subaru has a tendency to choke, doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

Reine is the mushroom fairy

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda feel bad for the middle racers because everyone else gets to do one more round. The Zako Cup isn't even really shameful. It's practically a point of pride now.

[Anonymous No.]

CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!CHOCO STRONGEST WEAKEST!!!

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>goes from 10th to 2nd
The hell happened to Sora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40454879
Basically any Waluigi on Wiggler ATV with tiny wheels is considered "the best" but driver skill is a large part of that.

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AKI IS USING BLACK MAGIC HOLYSHIT

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>>40454651
>too lazy to improve
You realize that unless someone is good enough to get at the front of every race it's pretty much all rng, right? Players like Suisei, Okayu, Marine, etc are in a whole other league.

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choco-sen...

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>9th place
Surely Ill get something decent like a Star!
>single Mushroom
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Never change Reine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40454944
Preparing to > when it inevitably happens

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Akirose actually hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455169
A homo secretly tagged in for her.

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>>40454967
she also streams the most and has the most hours so that becomes habitual for her viewers but after watching her long enough she becomes really predictable and you can tell that her entire personality is carefully managed. Takes away some charm but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455147
The zako cup isn't shameful to JP's necessarily but the fucking EN's and ID's hate it because it means they have to participate in another race. Kronii must be livid.

[Anonymous No.]

Its kinda fucked up that if you're mediocre or decent you cant keep playing.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't choke Shuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455189
suisei actually grinded her ass for this so you take that back and also Migo is proving you wrong. shes just lazy and there's no benefit to it because of the hours you need to clock to pass a certain ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

Man C group has been the most wild.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY DID DUCK DIRTY

[Anonymous No.]

>Raine 1st
>Sora 3rd
How the turns have tabled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455108
yeah on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455318
They should have additional race for the middle people, it kills me when that specific group gets so sad everytime

[Anonymous No.]

Reine gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>3rd
Why? How? I KNEEL DAISENPAI!

[Anonymous No.]

WHO WILL WIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40454929
Pekora is a idol her whole deal is her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455147
zako is dumb at this point there's always like one or two people that end up there that are just way better than the actual trash and shit stomp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455189
isn't mario kart famous for punishing you if you're at the front? shitty items, more likely to get fucked by homing items etc... ? plus giving the OP catchup items to lower places

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455318
It would kinda be silly and patronizing though. In these groups a lot of time that 5th or 6th player in the block was really shooting for finals. To just get to be competing in a whole new round for 13th place would just be sad. They need time to cry offstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455189
RNG evens itself out. So the top players are the ones who know how to boost and corners properly.

[Anonymous No.]

YEAR OF THE AKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455386
Pekora is has the typical addict personality that neglect everything when she is focused in something (this time being F/GO). She can improve in MK if all her time is used pulling servants.

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora playing like shit KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455539
The true winner is last place in Zako Cup though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455594
If you watched any streams today you'd notice that the skill gap between first and everyone else in these races is so insane that getting hit by those items doesn't even affect them (plus there are skills to counter items).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455147
>>40455539
How come Towa doesn't organize a middle cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455594
marine and okayu was constantly in the front anon. Suisei was literally leading through most if not all of the races. It's a skill game because luck=items=variables you can prep for.

[Anonymous No.]

ORA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455539
at that point the entire tournament is dumb because holos like Suisei are going to lord around first the entire tournament and what's the point of anyone bothering

[Anonymous No.]

DUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Let's goooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora's throwing so she doesn't have to race with Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

Zako Pekora ikuzo!
Once again below Gura, let's go!

[Anonymous No.]

SHUBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455731
I guess it would take too much time or they'd have to reduce the number of races in the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>9th
I feel like Sora is throwing on purpose...

[Anonymous No.]

Reine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455663
yes because every other jp members has so much free time to grind off Mario kart with no other obligations and things they want to do

[Anonymous No.]

MENTAL PHYSICAL PASSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455802
Nousagikek cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455761
Okayu is the reigning champ.

[Anonymous No.]

REINE CAN STILL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40452704
Honestly I was expecting more from her manager and the real Gura would have done better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455866
"do I risk it" last words before catastrophic events

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora just has to fall one more spot..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455539
Agreed. I think they should lower it to just the bottom 3 of each group; they're clearly the actual bad ones.

If you're decent you may get one or two 10-12th place finishes in a cup, but your other performances will keep you out of those positions for the final scoring. 10-12th place in the final scoring, you had to do horrible every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua would have mogged everyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

Subaru finally took the dick out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455761
susei will choke again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455976
Sorry, I'll put it back in.

[Anonymous No.]

so many people just throw out fireballs without actually thinking...

[Anonymous No.]

Lui... that hurt to see

[Anonymous No.]

SHUBAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so happy for my hag wife Koyori.

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GOOOO DUCK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck was that in last place of the tournament?

[Anonymous No.]

Noel is really losing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456197
chocosen...

[Anonymous No.]

>8 points
Who lost to choco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456233
who do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40454071
2/4 ok not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455189
Nigger, please. MK8 is the most fair MK to date and if luck was that big of a deal then the best players wouldn't be consistently at the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456197
based Harmonie player

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456233
choco. the eternal last place of mario kart.

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora getting mogged two years in a row…

Pekora is really shit at games and it’s never been clearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455594

If everyone is on the same skill level, then yes, front is a bit more punishing. That said, they're not on the same skill level. The middle of the pack is usually more clustered and gets items that are a bit punishing for directly in their direct area, so it becomes a fight for the middle as the middle hit themselves, the back hits them too to try and catch up, with the front essentially only interrupted occasionally but not getting any amazing items, making it completely determined by their own skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456257
So is Ollie.
She tried to win, failed, she tried to throw in the last race so she could go to the zako cup. SHE FAILED.

>>40456333
That was impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

Susei
Okayu
Mio
Marine
Suba

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455804
hahahaha get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456075
is it limited by number or time I always assumed time so just spammed desu lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Is Sora in the Zako cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456197
MENTAL PHYSICAL PASSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455869
They at least try. This week Pekora was begging for her mom's credit card to keep pulling. lol

[Anonymous No.]

Did Noel rage quit the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

spoiler: okayu wins it all again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455804
Fate repeats itself…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456335
eh mario kart is a LOT of grinding to be good at. you need to have memorized each course like the back of your hand. you can't just be good at mario kart without putting in hours to each course.

[Anonymous No.]

Holo X world domination

[Anonymous No.]

>>40455923

"Gura" no matter if it was her or someone else, did exactly what was expected of them. They sat in the middle of the pack to ensure they were out of both future races. It literally doesn't matter who it was, it was calculated for "gura" to do as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Three hags and a duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456608
damn you must respect gura a lot to think she can pull off those machinations

[Anonymous No.]

rip reine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40451134
If she hated it, she wouldn't have done it again. Unfortunately, she only practiced today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456551
no shit its going to be either suisei or okayu like always, the powergap between those 2 and the rest is huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456463
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456337
ah that makes a lot of sense, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

oh god, I love Lui but she just might get slaughtered in the finals

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456608
Except if you watch the stream you can tell Gura was trying to win, she consistently was in the top 4 until items took her to the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456463
Only because she wants to and didn't tell other holomems to step aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456603
People say this stuff, forgetting its all relative. You don't need to be a top-level player to qualify for finals in Hololive. Winning is significantly more challenging. But staying out of zako is effortless.

[Anonymous No.]

How long is the break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456774
What stream? Gura didn't stream. Stop trying to cover your tracks manechan.

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't there a middle placement cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456322
out of modern mario kart
MKWii was so fair it was basically a strategy game which is obviously polarizing design.
then I'd say MK7 and vanilla MK8
DX took out speed tech so it's more reliant on the roulette than vanilla by default
Double Dash locks out characters IIRC and I won't list DS because it's anti-fun unless you really like mashing left and right a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456722
The hag buff Is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456723
The streaming part she hated, I don't actually think she hates participating. She may even like the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456856
Pretty sure next set of races doesnt start for another 50 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456873
Because then Gura would be forced to stay away from bed for a few minutes longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456774

Let me just pull up the gura stream and check...oh wait, she didn't stream. The few glimpses of her character on other streams sure isn't enough to suck her dick like you're doing here sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Consistency Queen Marine bout to take the 3rd place this year too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456856
They didn't say, but they'll probably try to start Zako Cup before 5 PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456839
well yeah staying off zako would be effortless for gamers but these are girl streamers lmao. but competing with suisei's crew I'd have to practice a shitload

[Anonymous No.]

What could have been....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456860
>>40456955
>blatantly admitting you don't watch streams
you do know that people have nametags above their characters right? that anyone approaching 4th and 2/3 would be seeing Gura mid race right? Even Towa manages to commentate on Gura based on that but I guess you can't.

Woah buddy Kaela didn't stream, but I guess we can't also look at where Kaela was on the map and see if she struggles with mario kart(she does)

[Anonymous No.]

Not a single EN/ID in the finals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456856
A few of the girls streams say 4 minutes, a few more say 34 minutes so I'd assume they're going to come up pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457030
She prefers to make money to Cover using her real body, let her be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40452203
this is honestly entirely the most believable rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456777
>telling the others to let her win
>when she herself got 2nd and 3rd
Sora purposely let THEM win. I bet she's aiming for Choco sensei's crown.

[Anonymous No.]

So as far as I can tell we have

Suisei 70
Shuba 66
Mio 63
Okayu 62
Lui 56

But I just woke up might be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456388
Damn, that last race was painful to watch. Even with that blantant attempt she fell short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457243
Suisei had an ez group and completely mogged them all
she's gonna get brought down to earth in the final up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457045
Oh yeah I'm sure it was items that did it, not falling off the track or slowing down or purposefully hitting bananas or other hazards. Your trusty map doesn't tell you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up early for this. Dammit bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

We team fat cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457347
It was supposed to be HER year too... year of the rabbit my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457285
Ah that explains a lot. I'm actually shocked to see Marine 7th place with 52 what happened there? I bet on her winning ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela and Nene ganbare!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457131
ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457454
Group A was the hardest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457342
>can literally watch holos like fubuki and kobo hit gura with items
>items didn't do it she just fell off screen everytime and tactically hit hazards to gigabrain herself into the exact positioning

Why are gura antis the dumbest niggers on earth? last (you) from me , you aren't even watching the races

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457413
can't practice for something entertaining that people care about. gotta pull gacha

[Anonymous No.]

baka roboco flashed her friend code on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40456839
how good is suisei compared to actual top pro mariokart players? She seems crazy good, but i've never actually watched top players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457621
>get hit by a few items
>fall constantly
>"items are busted, this game is bullshit"
Stay mad, scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame vs Choco:
Who will take the title of Zako of Zakos???

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457768
not at all. she gets beaten down pretty frequently when playing with viewers, at least last I saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457768
If we're comparing her to the time attack autists, she's utter shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457621
The ol “I pretend I didn’t see that”

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457758
wait nintendo still uses invariant friend codes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457621
Yes, that's all right except that it wasn't Gura playing, it was her manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457768
she just happens to be a lot better than most of hololive, her only real competition is okayu and aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457768
she's stuck in 10k rating, so not very

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457960
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

And its looking like Kronii isnt coming back to stream the Zako Cup. FFS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458011
Cope what? My oshi is streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457839
How's this even a question?

The answer is always Choco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40457835
Fubuki immediately got fucked by Gura right after she did that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458058
Even bigger cope right here lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458094
It's more effective if you don't type while crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458093
Exactly my point, anon. I was saying that gura would have lost anyways and that items weren't the determing factor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40452791
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458257
No, in that specific group of players leading up to Suisei items absolutely do matter, the fight for third and fourth was bloody because in that skill range none of them are good enough to do well in spite of rng like that. While Suisei can fuck up and still get the win

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ zako is just full of a bunch of losers not even streaming what a waste of my time I just want to sleep (PST). Wait shit Nene is there lets go Nene

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458573
The sad part is Kronii will probably win. I guess she needed to take the crown from Mori for most spiteful EN this year.

[Anonymous No.]

Kron holding everyone up.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to say why do you guys even watch this stuff, but oh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458573
>losers
>Sora

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458627
why isnst she streaming? too busy on a discord call w/ tempiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458700
She wanted to skip the zako cup but even failed at failing.

[Anonymous No.]

nene is so bad and still got 3rd lmao it kinda hurts to watch her it's like why is she swerving all over the road on a straight away with jumps. still go nene

[Anonymous No.]

CHOCO ISN'T LAST???

[Anonymous No.]

Choco what the fuck
How could you win

[Anonymous No.]

KOBO THE NEW CHOCO

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to watch Kobo but please for the love of god tell me she's trying and not throwing.

[Anonymous No.]

The indog is trying to steal Choco's thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458999
Now Zeta sitting in last. Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Sora... what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

Kobo is not that bad but she gets titled easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Noel is really tryharding. If she don't win the Zako Cup, i fear she meltdowns in stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40458700
EN whore doesn't want to put effort in. You expected anything else? Towa shouldn't bother inviting any of them next year.

[Anonymous No.]

The races are a lot more fair without Mio there to wreck shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459219
Literally wont happen unless EN branch is dead by then. Towa seems to be one of the few JP who actually give a shit about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>A-Chan and Towa laughing at Kobo's pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459393
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

i couldnt possibly be happier for nene winning exactly one race. i wish to one day experience that joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459328
Yet she could only convince 3 of them to join and none of them were the one EN that actually likes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459423
nene going to win the entire GP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459393
Good, the little shit is shilling her membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459328
She just wants every branch involved, not sure if that means she actually cares about specific EN members. I can only hope next gen has better ones so she can invite them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck Nene's energy rn
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459459
Point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the losers bracket is way more entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459621
so this is what it means to go even further beyond

[Anonymous No.]

Sora got mario karted hard....

[Anonymous No.]

It's becoming painful when Mel is losing places simply because she doesn't use her items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459672
it's just nene that's entertaining lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459206
I hope Nene wins and I'm ready to enjoy yet another case of Noel goes menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459459
To be fair Kiara, Rrat, Mumei and Fauna were on Japan, Ina is still on hiatus and Mori hates these kinds of events unless she has a hand organizing them. IRyS was the only weird absentee until she announced a short break recently, so that might've been her reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't let Kronii win. She doesn't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

Tyoko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459754
Ame is in Japan. Mumei ended her stream talking about returning from Japan to watch the Cup.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't understand what the coins are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459813
Was she in Japan for a while or just arrived? And aren't the others minus Rrat leaving Japan around this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Noel is going to detonate.

[Anonymous No.]

N

[Anonymous No.]

Was Noel about to ragequit? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40444445
If youre not watching Nenechi youre really missing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459219
Towa understands that Gura brings in the viewers, it's a pure business decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459867
very slight passive speed buff the more you have

[Anonymous No.]

Who's nucoco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459867
1% faster for each coin

I don't think nene had ever played that course before lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>kaela vs soda
>kobo vs choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459992
mel

[Anonymous No.]

Mel doing much better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459867
They give a tiny speed boost when collected and raise your top speed a little.

[Anonymous No.]

Let Nene win and Noel barely lose. Please I beg you. I need to see her meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's ぬここ and あ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40459894
This cup was not a last minute event, nor were their trips to Japan. Reine also went to Japan and got home like Mumei and she is participating. Ame just got to Japan recently. People like Kiara and Bae have the least excuse since they are in Japan for a long time so they have no excuses about not having the time to fit in a tournament with JP's.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene FTW

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460124
Mel and Anya respectively

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Kronii won.

[Anonymous No.]

This cup should be 200cc just for added comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sora...

[Anonymous No.]

BRO KOBO IS SO FUCKING BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460116
welp

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

chocosen... s-sugoi..

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK DID KRONII COME FROM???

[Anonymous No.]

Called it, Kronii better be forcefully graduated after this.

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii's bf wins!

[Anonymous No.]

Nene is turning into a seal again. kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460270
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460184
nene with the absolutely insane throw. she takes a jump and then swerves side to side in mid air and then nose dives a pit at the end of lap 3. why nene why you should have won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460287
both final rounds should be 200cc only

[Anonymous No.]

Not even Indonesian child can dethrone Choco sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii won it for EN, like Mori prophesied.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene saikyou
fuck crow

[Anonymous No.]

That's my warden

[Anonymous No.]

Offstream win. Fucking Kronii, thanks for the stream!... Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Choco even bother joining? Does she enjoy being last every year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460428
It was Nene race to wins. Bros not like this....

[Anonymous No.]

KRONII HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>win zako
>no delivery
Stop inviting ENs

[Anonymous No.]

ONE POINT

[Anonymous No.]

Marine!

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii gave the controller to his friend Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460504
It shows she has more maturity than those worse than her that skip out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460509
Feel like winning offstream should be a suspension

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460504
because SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

What do you mean Kronii won? Choco just defended her title there.

[Anonymous No.]

that's 2 years comfort woman duty for you kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460504
yes

>>40460525
perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460504
She plays pretty laidback and more concerned into being part of the event than win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460525
I wish we got Bae back this year instead.

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking throw by Nene, this is a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kronii won
>Kobo didn't ended up in last place
Unicorns in shambles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460598
He fucking got away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460695
I agree. Sorry if you don't mind but I'm licking that rratpit she's just exposing.

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii couldn't even drag herself out of bed to give her little Zako champ speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460891
she wasn't the champ tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460891
>kronii
>zako champ
newfag I swear

[Anonymous No.]

Subaru will win, Okayu gets close second, Marine will get third place as always. Suisei will choke and not even break top 5, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

Migo

[Anonymous No.]

IROHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAM ON

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461122
Would be kino, but I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

SHUBA CHADS LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461122
very anime-like for either Suisei or Okayu fail to make it in the top 3. I have a feeling something like that may happen too.

TRAGEDY STRIKES

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hoping for the impossible miko upset to rival all upsets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461225
Iroha getting far would also be great she's kinda growing on me this tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461350
who is iroha

[Anonymous No.]

miko my beloved...
suisei my beloved...
koyo my beloved...
iroha my beloved...
lui my beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

now it's the match of the strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460926
>>40461075
The fuck is the point then? Why doesn't everyone just throw and drive as shittily as possible? Why was Noel going Menhera to get first if getting last means you win? The cup is fucking pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40460428
Funny part is if she didn't red shell Kaela at the finish line, Kaela would have gotten first place and Kronii would have only gotten 2 points over Nene instead of 3.

[Anonymous No.]

Iroha reminds me of my oshi and is a fellow ninja, too, so I'm rooting for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461386
Gozaru

[Anonymous No.]

suisei on a mission

[Anonymous No.]

okayu was last twice, good recovery

[Anonymous No.]

how much did mio grind she did well in her groups as well. marine had that clutch killer (bullet bill) tho lmao

[Anonymous No.]

SUISEI
>SUISEI
SUISEI
>SUISEI

[Anonymous No.]

THIS CATTO IS THE FATTESTO

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like suisei will win easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine...

[Anonymous No.]

cat sui trading punches

[Anonymous No.]

BIG MAMA is coming for her trophy!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461824
Dont be so sure. That was a clean 1st for Okayu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461824
there are no easy wins when blue shells exist.

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GO CATTO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461900
Literally only because of the blue shell

[Anonymous No.]

threadwatcher here and it's hilarious how many people called kronii not streaming her pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461935
So....just Mario Kart things? Point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

cat was unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

MAMAA!

[Anonymous No.]

MIO SUISEI SPREAD IS ONLY 1 POINT AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Mio putting up one hell of a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG MAMA
>BIG MAMA
BIG MAMA
>BIG MAMA

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so tense and all I want is for Marine to get 3rd again.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah mio has gotten really fuckin clean at driving.

[Anonymous No.]

HAG SUPREMACY

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Horse Miosha

[Anonymous No.]

BIG GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40461824
Getting to the top is skill based but getting first seems more random.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this race would cost Mio

[Anonymous No.]

careful marine, you're supposed to get third not second.

[Anonymous No.]

Duck cracks under pressure...

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE FUCKING THREW
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DISGUSTING SHOWING

[Anonymous No.]

Hag...

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>>40462217
yeah consistent top 4 placings are the key

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>>40462398
Which is why it's a tournament of six races rather than any random one, to eliminate the random factor.

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Marine choking on her mushroom stage...

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Is Matsuri intentionally throwing? How did she qualify driving like that.

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Marine choking on my mushroom....

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SUISEI GODDESS FR FR

[Anonymous No.]

BIG
GOD
MION

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BiG MAMA is back!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

marine pretending to mess up so she can get third

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Okayu is fucking embarrassing. What happened between her group and the finals?

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Suisei got this

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Miosha is too calm... she's not gonna make it...

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Mio take this plz

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Mio could still get first if Suisei chokes hard on this last race.
Lets see some kino...

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>>40462549
I think she had some strong item luck late in some races and some high up people kinda threw and got some bad luck.

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>>40462549
She is like Miko. Only plays serious into the group stage. Jobs in the final.

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>>40462494
It doesn't eliminate completely it, it just reduces the importance of randomness.

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>>40462634
mostly unlucky this time around desu

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>>40460525
I don't hate EN but fucking shit it's better if they just don't participate if they don't want to stream it anyway. Or just don't win so we can actually have an entertaining stream. They keep doing this for all branch event.

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KINOOOOO

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MARINE 3RD(2ND)!!!

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SUISEI SUISEI SUISE I RABU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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SUICHAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HOOOOOOOLYYY

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Now imagine if Miosha was tryharding...

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Marine being complacent and being more focused on entertaining always costs her, shes always nerfing herself goddamnit

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NO SUISEI! I WANT MY MIO SOLOLIVE

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Fuck, Suisei takes it. Not even kino tears of regret and failure. Shit tournament.

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baby park for all the marbles lmao what a shit show

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Well, it was expected. But Mio and Marine put up some fight though.

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Goddamnit this bitch
But it doesn't help that she's the only one that aggressive, fuck this tournament for letting suisei be too tryhard

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aqua going to come back after a year where she didn't really practice to one she seemed to have practiced but then couldn't participate and she'll dominate next year frame this post

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It could have been amazing, what a shame.

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Mio deserved the win. Nobody wants to see blue whore win.

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seisei wanted it more than the others, GREAT JOB

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>>40462783
she had some unlucky moments but she also made a bunch of mistakes. almost felt like she didn't take it too seriously and tried to have fun.
still love my cat

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does anyone know what koyori has on the screen? she had some message at the start too

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>>40463126
what does this even mean lmao

>fuck this tournament because suisei was too good (ps i like dicks)

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>>40463195
It said that she loves penis.

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>>40463173
no fag the one that deserves it is the one that takes it by force

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>>40463248
yeah, mine

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>>40463280
The only thing Suisei takes by force is a fat shit in the morning.

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>>40463173
No one deserves wins, you earn it

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>>40463173
There's no "deserved" in a competition, faggot. Mio fought well, but ultimately couldn't grab the title.

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>>40463173
pure cope, keep on seething

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The amount of cope in this thread is hilarious. It's a for-fun tournament, for fuck's sake.
Or do people actually believe that sololives are determined by Mario Kart of all things?

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>>40463335
i want her shit

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>>40463195
Wasn't it something about her poor performance last year and how much she's improved this one?

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>>40463192
I think opposite, she REALLY wanted the streak but it affected her. Opposite to how calm she was in the group. Still, I'm happy that she's happy regardless. She played well overall, just couldn't clutch some key moments. I think her fall from grace on race 3 shook her the most.

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>>40463412
oh thats even more of a bummer that they didnt show that on the main screen

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>>40463373
>he doesn't know

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>>40463356
The only thing Suisei grabs is fat dick.

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>>40462528
On her defense I too hate that map, I was able to join one of the matches vs Okayu, Subaru and Suisei and I kept falling a lot due to bumping into others or just missing the edges.

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>>40463576
Sure thing. I hope you like your participation awards, you commie fuck.

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>>40463436
Exactly predicted that the last year's runner up usually has more motivation than the last year's champion. It's like Argentina beating France or Cavs beating the 73-9 Warriors

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>Not Cat
>No Duck
LETS GO MARINE

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>>40463351
The only thing Suisei earns is a fat creampie.

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>>40463373
fuccboi, the winner takes all the supachats, it's a definitive win for 1st place.

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>>40463629
The only fuck here is Suisei, when she bends over for her fat dick.

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>>40463739
Please, losers get flooded with superchats too the moment they start showing tears

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>>40463770
>she bends over for her fat dick
Futa Suisei sucking her own cock is hot.

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>>40463373
tribalfags will tribalfag

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Marine the consistency queen never disappoints

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>>40463739
You need a team of shrinks rather than just meds.

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>>40463770
>bends over
>for her fat dick
anon now you're not even making sense, does she have a dick so heavy that she needs to bend or is someone else fucking her with a fat cock?

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>>40463373
My grandfather works at COVER and can confirm sololive allocation is directly tied to Mario Kart performance.

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>>40463886
Kanata?

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A-Chan is so deliciously flat.

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>>40464232
perky and sensitive

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>>40464353
Nowa-oji you shouldn't just say that aloud here..

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I'm just happy that my Oshi had a place on the podium.

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After last year's loss, Sui-chan seems to become much more humble, so I don't get all the hate this time around.

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>>40464476
I am happy for you.

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>>40464547
Jealousy breeds success, that's all

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>>40464756
what's that about breeding?