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40404495 No.40404495 [Reply] [Original]

Someone that is cute, has a good voice, respects her fans, loves streaming, doesn't collab with males, does ASMR, not involved in any yabs...
Is that too much to ask?

>> No.40404533
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40404533

Fauna sends her regards

>> No.40404587

>>40404533
>inb4 le forbidden knowledge
kys

>> No.40404637

>>40404533
fpbp
other western whores could never

>> No.40404644

>>40404587
what good does it do to you to get angry ahead of time?

>> No.40404649

>>40404533
Just as lazy as the other whores. Still one of the best EN though.

>> No.40404705

>>40404495
Wait a few years for Mumei to become a hag.

>> No.40404723
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>>40404533

>> No.40404866

Koyori will learn english before a western woman is as good

>> No.40404894

Pretending you're asking in good faith, why the fuck aren't you following Batatvideogames and Kaela?

>> No.40404955
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>>40404495
Accept your HoloEN lite.

>> No.40404997

>>40404894
>Batatvideogames
Filtered by platform
>>40404894
Filtered by accent

>> No.40405145

>>40404495
This minus the ASMR. Unicorn-friendly english-speaking chuba fucking when???

>> No.40405185

>>40404533
Saplings unironically putting Fauna on-par with Koyori. Always knew they were a shitty delusional fanbase.

>> No.40406125

>>40405185
Fauna has all of the qualities OP requested even though she doesn't stream as much as Koyori, nor is as entertaining.

>> No.40406590

>>40406125
>cute
No, she's just nice.
>good voice
I personally find it annoying, but I think I'm in the minority with that opinion.
>respects her fans
True
>loves streaming
Still barely streams and they're very low effort. Rarely does anything creative like Kiara.
>doesn't collab with males
True and based.
>does ASMR
True but it's still so so bad compared to any of the JPs.
>not involved in any yabs
True

>> No.40409305

>>40405185
>>40404495
Koyori's not that great.

>> No.40409580

>>40404533
Fauna is close but doesn’t stream nearly as much. She’s still the best EN has going and doesn’t seem like that will change with males flooding in at an alarming rate

>> No.40409687

>>40404495
If you’re looking for a bottom-feeding leech.
Fauna in Council is a pretty good pick, enjoying a high right now off of Ina’s fan base.

>> No.40409806

>>40409687
Imagine being such a Nigger that you insult one of the only good EN members by also insulting an amazing JP member.

Let me guess, a Kronie? An investigator?

>> No.40410940

>>40404705
Mumei can't fucking talk.

>> No.40411006

>>40409806
>amazing JP member

>> No.40411019

>>40410940
That wasn’t part of the listed criteria. Also, JP has Miko and Luna.

>> No.40411070

>>40411006
I didn’t stutter cuckmate.

>> No.40411404

>>40411006
Yes.

>> No.40412134

>>40411019
it is, however, a pretty crucial skill for a streamer.

>> No.40412181

>>40412134
As I said, Miko and Luna.

>> No.40412906

>>40404533
She's boring and her voice puts me to bed.

>> No.40413731

>>40404495
Screw that, where is my EN Kanata?

>> No.40414136

Never HoloEN lack the grindset Mori has it but not toward hololive unfotunately.

>> No.40414217

>>40404955
>Shes helping

So thats what she means all the time

>> No.40414263

>>40404533
Vegans aren't even people.

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>>40404533
Koyori coombaits to feel sexually desired (but to a way lesser extent than Marine and Okayu). Fauna doesn't do this.

>> No.40414272

>>40404495
>EN Koyori when?
You can find one all the small corpos and NijiEN just not in HoloEN. Blame HoloEN management and recruitment

>> No.40414378

>>40414268
All that cowkini fanart she baited for says otherwise.

>> No.40414394

>>40404894
>>40404955
The difference between Kaela and Koyori is that Koyori is high energy and dynamic, while Kaela is quite the opposite.
Don't get me wrong, I respect Kaela, but there's a reason there might not be much overlap. Sheer streaming time alone is not what defines Koyori.

>> No.40414482

>>40411019
Miko and Luna do it intentionally and are two of the funniest Holomems. Mumei is not comparable.

>> No.40414494

>>40414272
>the small corpos and NijiEN
tell the fucking names

>> No.40414519

>>40414394
>Sheer streaming time alone is not what defines Koyori.
You mayofags have used her streaming time as a big selling point for an eternity until the penguin so greatly overtook you that you needed to backpedal on it.

>> No.40414529

>>40414268
>Fauna doesn't do this.
>he says after she intentionally told all her fans to make cow bikini fan art

>> No.40414545

>>40404533
(no delivery)

>> No.40414567

>>40404533
She doesn't even stream half as much, and had a yab before even debuting.

>> No.40414593

>>40404955
Kaela isn't really Koyori she's more like what if Kronii was good.

>> No.40414602

>>40414519
So you're saying his actual point is not true?

>> No.40414605

>>40414482
Subjective statement.

>> No.40414608

>>40404495
There's no such thing as an EN Koyori. EN vtubers don't have the work ethic or life experience to not immediately turn their golden egg into a shart ball.

>> No.40418502 [DELETED] 

>>40414605
>>40414482
>>40412181
Miko and Luna put on a voice, Mumei just mumbles.

>> No.40421569 [DELETED] 

.

>> No.40424171 [DELETED] 

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>> No.40424594

>>40404495
Never going to find a westerner like her.

>> No.40424958

>>40404495

there's a lot of EN koyori's out there
but none of them get big enough to get holos attention for exactly the reasons you specified.
we're years past the point where anyone can get accepted to hololive if they show potential, it's about a portfolio and raw numbers now, so more friends = higher chances. basically it's become like any other entertainment industry
the golden years are over, just enjoy the hell out of them before they fade out, because no EN they add from TEMPUS onwards is going to be worth a view

>> No.40425072

You don't watch streams that are on now so why do you care?

>> No.40427843

>>40414605
>>40414482
>>40412181
Miko and Luna put on a voice, Mumei just mumbles.

>> No.40428453

>>40404495
there are some indies that loves streaming like koyori but they don't do the other aspects well especially the cute part
just give up expecting en version of your favorite jp chuuba anon, in and outside of holo. i realized i was so retarded for hoping someone as good as rene and patra in EN scene

>> No.40429624

>>40427843
You’re really hellbent on splitting hairs, aren’t you. Also, Miko has a tongue deformity, that’s not just putting on a voice.

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>>40404495
You mean Kiara?

>> No.40429960

I see so many people on this board asking for Kiara ASMR. Would you really enjoy asmr from Kiara's strange avian monster voice? Her palpable self hatred sadness voice?

>> No.40430210

>>40411006
What kind of god-damned nigger are you?

>> No.40431307
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>>40429960
YES
I want her hatred and sadness voice so much more than you can believe. I want Kiara need our support and I am KFP

>> No.40432260

>>40429624
yes, but it's not the same as what Mumei does. that's why the comparison doesn't quite hold. it kind of impedes the performance. (and therefore the audience.)

>> No.40432511

>>40432260
Considering how many foreign viewers Mumei gets, it clearly doesn’t impede her.

>> No.40433888

>>40429624
>Miko has a tongue deformity, that’s not just putting on a voice.
I have heard English people say this but never seen any Jap mention it.
Googling her name with 舌 brings up a clip where she says her tongue is so short "it can't reach her chin" which is probably a joke about the limits of her 3D model
https://youtu.be/YDrEVZbQWdo?t=55
Did this morph into a legend on English boards about Miko having a deformed tongue?

>> No.40434585

>>40432511
those wouldn't understand her anyway, so it doesn't matter.

>> No.40435036

>>40413731
>talks about Vogue magazine

>> No.40435256

>>40424958
neither are some of the pre-Tempus ones, so it's fine.

>> No.40436090

>>40433888
>tongue deformity
First time I hear about that too. The story I've always heard since 2020 is about the short tongue, which I guess it always meant to refer to her actual self since she had a different model at the time.

>> No.40436262

>>40404495
>EN
Here's your problem, anon.

>> No.40439013

>>40434585
Most of the complaints about her comprehensibility tend to be from ESLs, from what I’ve seen. Never had a problem understanding her myself.
>>40436090
That’s what I meant by deformity. Not a normal tongue with the full range of motion.

>> No.40439912

>>40404533
Fauna needs to stream like 3x more to be even close to a Koyori. Not to mention she'll never be good for GFE. So at very best she'd more like say a Fubuki where you like her platonically and don't mind if she's on streaming, but don't deeply gachi her. I mean that's how I treat her now.

>> No.40441567

>>40439912
Also I mean that quite literally. Koyori streams over 3x as much as Fauna. People don't fucking understand just how big an ask it is to compare any EN to a fucking monster like Koyori. Kaela at least speaks English most of the time, at 1832 hours 10 months in she is the only answer period to pink coyote, but like half her content is her barely talking in minecraft so I dunno, it's not quite at the tier of twitch shitters putting on old content reruns while they're asleep and counting that as "streaming" but it's not as varied as Koyori.

>> No.40441731

@KaelaKovalskia

>> No.40441795
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>>40441567
And of course I forgot to use the pic I made for this post. So, Koyo's endurance is also very long too. Fauna has had a couple 5+ hour streams sometimes, which actually is rare in holoEN these days but that's still not even close to a long Koyori stream.

>> No.40441886

>>40404495
>cute
>good voice
>respects her fans
>loves streaming
>not involved in any yabs (major ones at least)
I know a girl over in NijiEN, though you probably wouldn't wach her because she does collabs with males and doesn't do asmr (yet at least)

>> No.40442053

>>40404533
boring and fake
also >>>>40404587

>> No.40442108

>>40414378
Bait and switch. Her paste on outfit fully covered her. She was jealous of Kronii and Sana's tits so she went for an easy fad for attention.
Cow was fotm and she forgot about it fast.

>> No.40442243

>>40439013
she mumbles too much, even if it's understandable sometimes.

>> No.40442350

>>40442108
she used it in her last costume reveal.

>> No.40449376

>>40404495
Only when holoEN management changes

>> No.40449565

>>40404495
Probably never, because management is retarded and should kill themselves.

>> No.40449924
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>hag EN who streams non-stop
I genuinely don't think there are any western girls like this. It's just not a part of western culture to actually enjoy streaming enough or want to be a popular streamer enough to stream non-stop to make the grade. Especially for a 30yo woman. Japanese hags are usually autismos like koyo who wanted to make it big and eventually through a connection (koyo is friends with mio) managed to get there. Western hags flop around, act like sluts and then become wine aunts and obnoxiously pretend this is what they always wanted.

>> No.40450839

>>40449924
They need to go hunting for ESL content creators that actually like streaming games.

>> No.40452641

>>40450839
A lot of smaller companies already hired a lot of those types of hags, like Airi from Phase Connect (Korean who speaks English) or Michiru (Japanese who speaks English) or Tenma (possibly Japanese drunk office lady hafu who speaks English). Hololive dragging its feet meant a lot of talent went elsewhere.

>> No.40453185

>>40452641
Guess they're just gonna die then.

>> No.40453400

>>40449924
There absolutely are hag vtubers who are like Koyori, especially weeb girls who are too hikki or autistic to find someone. Talent acquisition for EN just fucks things up by not choosing them.

The only problem is they have real life responsibilities and can't treat streaming as full time.

t. indie enjoyer

>> No.40461530

>>40404495
not in Hololive

>> No.40464540

>>40404533
fpbp

>> No.40464703

>>40441886
dont you think that one will millie doesnt count? I think she took it pretty serious

>> No.40468876

>>40404495
>EN Koyori when?
EN6

>> No.40470148

>>40464703
I was personally talking about Kotoka desu.

>> No.40471237

>>40414494
(they cant)

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