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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>40241357

>> No.40251767

(no streaming)

>> No.40251779

>3 seconds late
Damn it

>> No.40251805 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.40251818

So what's the logical explanation for her being able to practice for and participate in the MK tourney but not being able to stream? Is it something with her voice? Is it IBS? I really don't know what to think anymore...

>> No.40251898
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I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

>> No.40251952

>>40251898
yeah it is

>> No.40251957

That's my onahole and I love her...

>> No.40251982
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Child

>> No.40251989

>>40251818
There's no explanation, there's only cope.

>> No.40252006

>>40251818
She's still sick or feeling not 100% so she doesn't feel like she would be entertaining or happy enough for a stream but still wants to participate in something fun.
Idk ask her when she comes back.

>> No.40252007

>>40251982
Yeah mine

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>>40251898
Can you stop raping my onahole?

>> No.40252030

>>40251723
Child TuT

>> No.40252046

>>40251723
T u T

>> No.40252063

>>40252006
>when she comes back.
It's all over, buddy... it's over.

>> No.40252107

>>40251818
It’s funny how a week ago I asked if people would be upset if she was still in the tourney but didn’t stream it and every reply I got said they wouldn’t be mad but now that this has happened we’re getting a lot of very concerned “chumbuds” that are just really upset

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>>40251818
i can't think of many health issues so debilitating that you can't use a switch, but i can think of plenty that'd inhibit her from being an entertaining dancing monkey for an audience of 20k+

>> No.40252127
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>>40252027
But isn't that an onahole's purpose? You should be happy your onahole is fulfilling their role in life. T o T

>> No.40252143

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.40252172 [DELETED] 

>>40251446
Imagine how many hot steaming creampies Martin dumped in her pristine-like cunt since thanksgiving and he's still going at it every night. He must be having a blast living together with his soon-to-be wife and mother of the child they conceived together. I'm so looking forward to the birth of the child in 2-3 months.
I hope it's a girl so we can get Gura GEN2 and simp for a real loli... oh I mean shrimp* right because the joke kek so funny! feels so good to be called simp indirectly every time she mentions her fanbase, I'm so glad it has become our official fanbase name. Patientbuds cannot stop winnering!

>> No.40252184 [DELETED] 

>>40251723
Little kiddy kitty with the perky itty bittys
SLURP SLURP
GLOOOORP

>> No.40252253 [DELETED] 

>>40252172
My name isnt martin get your facts right

>> No.40252280 [DELETED] 
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>>40252107
Anon you and I both know who the fuck are these larper, just ignore them and post cunny

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>>40252280
Imagine the stench...

>> No.40252329

Also to the ai I quite possibly believe is tracking my internet history and watching me sleep this isnt polygamy we call this family!

>> No.40252406
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Wonder if Gura still knows her race lines

>> No.40252427
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>>40252406
Is roy still our boy even?

>> No.40252454

>>40251818
Streaming in a way that's entertaining isn't easy, playing mario kart is.
Can you really not imagine a situation in which you're too sick to go to a social gathering but not so sick as to not being able to play mario kart?

>> No.40252458
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GAWR GURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 'my daughter' (read 'my wife' (read 'a child' ( read 'my onahole'))))

>> No.40252508

>>40252458
You forgot my grandma anyways shes all of those for me yeah

>> No.40252521
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>>40251818
>practice
do we even know that? or are shitposter taking that out her ass

>> No.40252526

>>40252454
He just wants to larp as a mom saying “if you’re too sick to go to school you’re too sick to play video games”

>> No.40252540

>>40252006
>>40252114
>>40252454
I see, so you basically admit that she hates streaming. Good.

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>>40252521

>> No.40252648
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>>40252526
that was my mom, school is actually incredibly taxing but it seems plenty of adults forget about that

>> No.40252688
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How do I achieve autism levels like this guy >>40252540

>> No.40252691
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>>40252540
>h-heh you fell for my trap

>> No.40252694 [DELETED] 

>>40252172
I hope she gets a spontaneous abortion.

>> No.40252764

>>40252688
He's completely right though. If she didn't find it a burden like she doesn't find a burden playing MK then she wouldn't have problems streaming.
It's very simple and basic logic, I don't expect a sum 80 IQ copebud to ever be able to connect 2 dots but if you never try then you will never make it.

>> No.40252791

>>40252764
>Third person referal
>"He"

>> No.40252805

>>40252764
>He

>> No.40252829

>>40252791
>among 4.25M of fans there's only one person who thinks Gura hates streaming and it's talking to me right now on the Mongolian basket weaving chatroom
meds

>> No.40252856

>>40252764
listen mom, school is 8 hours long I just want to play vidya for like 30 minutes because I had spent the last 5 hours wasting in bed

>> No.40252868

>>40252829
>6:39:54
>6:45:22
>6:47:12

>> No.40252882

>>40252829
Your posts are sticking out like a sore thumb, retard

>> No.40252912
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>>40252868
sad display ngl

>> No.40252914 [DELETED] 

>>40252882
Now as much as Martin's cum is sticking to her womb.

>> No.40252954

>>40252764
Feel bad for you bud.
You've never had a job you like because I sure as hell don't wake up everyday excited to go to work even though I like my job.

>> No.40252956
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>>40252912
Shes so fucking cute in that hat man its a shame I missed this one

>> No.40252970

Real discord hours.

>> No.40253010

>>40252914
Lol, is this your best retort?

>> No.40253024

>>40252914
Again my name isnt martin fact check yourself

>> No.40253025
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>>40252956
it was so rare to me this was member's, felt like the grays missed the cutests guras

>> No.40253045

So relieved that Gura is participating in the Mario Kart Tourney, even if not streaming. Best news this year.

Who's stream will you be watching? I'm going with Kaela's.

>> No.40253053

If only you wasted 1/10 of your "damage controlling" effort trying to convince Gura to be more active, you wouldn't need to make any damage control at all.

>> No.40253068

>>40253025
right this whole prop fest came fuck out of nowhere when I was away and I missed beetlegoomber because of it. I will harness this rage one day

>> No.40253084

The only good tako is the one that's fucking dead.

>> No.40253107

>>40253045
Kaelas pretty chill might hop in there, did she grind for this or are we casual XD?

>> No.40253133

>>40253053
>damage controlling effort
>He thought his epic shitposts are doing some damage
kek

>> No.40253152
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GURA CUTE
GURA CUTE

>> No.40253153

You aren't even a real fan, just because you got a role in her discord it doesn't mean you have any right to tell her fans how to behave, you don't love her like a real fan would, you're a mere poser with too much time on his hands.
The quality of this fanbase will go up a notch the moment you kill yourself but unironically.

>> No.40253157

>>40253053
>damage controlling
what damage?

>> No.40253158

>>40253133
a fucking banana peel(mine) would have more effect

>> No.40253194

>>40252006
>>40252114
>>40252454
>Turn on OBS
>Put avatar up
>Don't even have to say anything
>Play the game
Yeah that sure sounds demanding.
>>40252954
>Streaming for an hour or two is equivalent to an actual job
lol

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>> No.40253202

Will you watch the tourney?

>> No.40253225

Ganbatte yurotranny, just one more hour and you finally done with your daily 8 hours quota

>> No.40253248

>>40253202
Saturdays are for ejacugoomlation so Idk maybe if she hypes it up in a tweet or something

>> No.40253268

>>40253202
Why would I watch a bunch of pretend-friend whores I don't even like? oh wait did you actually think Gura was gonna be in it? roru
She will not be there, give it up.

>> No.40253288

>>40253194
>Don't even have to say anything
>So what's the logical explanation for her being able to start a stream but can't say a single word?
>She doesn't care lololol
Here I will do it for you

>> No.40253343

>>40253107
Yesterday's MK stream was #9. She's nowhere as good as Gura, though I expect her to practice more, even offline.

>> No.40253390

>>40253343
Fair Ill be there then

>> No.40253404

>>40253045
who's in gura's group? probably will try to catch one of them

>> No.40253437
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>>40253404
group b shark!

>> No.40253524

I got a do a drive out on like 5 days of no sleep on a loaded freeway give me your best quick trip snack meals I need the energy

>> No.40253530

>>40253045
Going to probably watch the sheep.

>> No.40253578

>>40253524
KitKat

>> No.40253592

>>40253578
bruh at least give me some carbs and a drink

>> No.40253611

>>40253288
Better to have a POV, but no talking over having no POV at all, especially for something like this. She can even put a "can't talk" notice if she wants people to know.

>> No.40253649

>>40253202
No Gura stream, no watch.

>> No.40253687

>>40253437
>(no streaming)
Management was a mistake. Any manager who dares impersonate my oshi should be hanged by the neck.

>> No.40253709
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>>40253045
I guess I'll just hop around group B POVs to get a look at Gura

>> No.40253730

>>40253709
Batbud I kneel

>> No.40253758

>>40253437
>6am my time
oof, I'll probably check if she even spoke then

>> No.40253772

>>40253687
Omega will hang himself anyway, just have to wait a few years when he starts balding and the 5 o'clock shadow becomes too dark to hide with makeup.

>> No.40253777

>>40253687
Are you really going to try and peddle the “internkun is playing as Gura” nonsense here

>> No.40253849

>>40253777
If it was her she would've turned on discord's audio at the very least but I bet you already prepared a cope to justify the lack of mic as well.

>> No.40253870 [DELETED] 

>>40253268
Chumbuds are anti hololive

>> No.40253914

Why do we have tourists at this hour they didnt even bring passport cunny?

>> No.40254042

>>40253849
>discord audio
Oh no, the retards weren’t even here for last year’s tournament…

>> No.40254046

>>40253870
High potency results in high tolerance

>> No.40254082

>>40253870
>chumbud
>says Gura won’t be in it
Sounds like the most retarded falseflagger in existence to me

>> No.40254131

Reminder that she won't stream on Valentine's day.

>> No.40254145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heA_fcPrSV0
Is this her most seductive thumbnail so far? Fart shark does not count

>> No.40254186

Of course you chose this one chumpedos

>> No.40254192

>>40254131
We know and don't expect a stream. You post this every thread. If you don't like how she is then find someone else

>> No.40254260

>>40253268
Hey anti. She will be participating, just not streaming. Get fucked retard

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1610486300976504834?t=eSUUEhQQVO2z4uUUOl5L7g&s=19

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>>40254186
ugh take this shitter *BLLLLLOOOOORGGGHHHHSBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLSSSSSHPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBBBT*

>> No.40254321

>>40253870
>fake chumbud says Gura won't be in it
>Hololive announced she will but won't be streaming it
>you think it was a chumbud because you are also a Gura anti

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1610486300976504834?t=eSUUEhQQVO2z4uUUOl5L7g&s=19

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>>40254145
not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywPbViIFaM&list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

>> No.40254341

>>40254278
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2KJTzb_2HJI
to further elaborate

>> No.40254376

>>40254337
Thats pretty good but I cant fucking stand bun buns on a good qipao it should be a single bun a ponytail or short chops

>> No.40254390
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You guys wouldn't be mean to Gura's wife, right?

>> No.40254391

>>40251723
/vt/ is for virtual youtuber streamers only.

>> No.40254440

>>40254390
I want to punch her belly

>> No.40254511

>>40254391
Thanks traveler
I'm looking for a Kenshi thread
Where do i find one?

>> No.40254588

Faggot anti acting like a chumbud, but doesn't even know that Gura will still be participating in the tournament, just not streaming.

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>>40254390

>> No.40254899

Why does Gura's body make me think of the word "child"?

>> No.40254941
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Peak physical condition
uoh

>> No.40254969
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>>40254941
Ripe for sex and childbirth.

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>>40254899
What body type does this look like to you anon?

>> No.40254992
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>>40254899
That's strange bud Gura's body looks nothing like a child

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>>40254969
Portable cocksleeve organically produced with the ideal woman genes

>> No.40255370

>>40254979
The body of a mature woman. That's why it confuses me

>> No.40255592
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Reminder that Gura supports toddlercon since she said small holos should have "even smaller" versions.

>> No.40255741
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>>40255592
I like Gura but I'm not into that shit

>> No.40255767
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>>40255741
faggot

>> No.40255799

>>40254979
My sister has that body type and she's in college.

>> No.40255815 [DELETED] 

>>40251723
i thought pedo thread is on /b/

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>>40255815
Is this what you were looking for?

>> No.40255953
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Or this perhaps?

>> No.40255971

>>40255815
off topic not vtuber nobody cares, go back

>> No.40255992
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Maybe even this?

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40255999

Hey Gooba~ i just took a big fat juicy shidd! i left it in the toilet so you can whiff it up all you want~

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>> No.40256026

>>40255799
Guide her towards becoming a vtuber so I can groom her, anon

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>>40256031

>> No.40256081

(streaming)

>> No.40256123
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>> No.40256187

>>40256026
If you're from SEA, you will notice that a lot of women have that body type.

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>> No.40256307

who will win the gura bowl

>> No.40256358

the lack of Gura streams made me watch her mom stream instead. Im so horny for nacho mama now.

>> No.40256437

If one month goes by with no stream, you are legally not considered a vtuber anymore

>> No.40256462

>110+ catalog thread debating whether playing 2 rounds of Mario Kart is akin to being a dedicated streamer
why can't fags just pick on someone else's oshi. literally what is their problem with Gura other than "Gura big sub number"?

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>>40256358

>> No.40256507

>>40256462
That's it. She's #1 so she has a target on her back.
which is probably why she's taken so many breaks

>> No.40256519

>>40256462
>catalog
>bait thread
who fucking cares?

>> No.40256531

>>40256507
I think sometimes she wishes she wasn't #1

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>>40256123
She was so excited and happy back then..

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>>40256479
cums on the family

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>> No.40256665

>>40256531
>sometimes
Do you even watch gura?
It's her curse to be hyper succesful.

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>>40256123
please dont post things like this

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I need to know this for science. How do shark girls use the bathroom?

>> No.40256784

>>40256187
If you're working for an airline company you're doing good work because I just bought my ticket to SEA

>> No.40256804

>>40251818
menhera

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>>40256774
like this

>> No.40256957

>>40256805
thats a child anon....We dont post pictures of children here.
Please post pics of adult gura instead.

>> No.40256962 [DELETED] 

>>40256805
this but my mouth directly drinking from the sweet nectar fountain

>> No.40257109

>>40253202
no

>> No.40257148

>>40253202
Way too early for me, it's not like I'll get to hear Gura's voice anyway...

>> No.40257328
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.40257394

Kinda sad to see the tourney happen here since I bet she didn't manage to train and won't provide any real post match commentary like last time. I was actually most hyped for another big NYE stream like last year and the tourney rematch, what a shit timing.

>> No.40257562

it’s hard to not feel a little dejected

>> No.40257646
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I would gladly accept Gura's gift even if it's small

>> No.40257664

>>40252406
>be artist
>make cute picture
>fucking ruin it with chromatic aberration

I wish I could punch each and every single one of those fuckers.

>> No.40257704

>file deleted
We can't have anything...

>> No.40257783

>>40257646
Gura's tiny little shark dick...

>> No.40257919

>>40251818
either she's got a throat/condition affecting her ability to speak, she's got any variety of conditions that might have her in a hospital or under some kind of health monitoring that isn't conducive to streaming, or it's a mental health/anxiety issue that is debilitating enough to prevent her from streaming in front of thousands of people, but not playing a kart video game made for children.

Or she's protesting StarsEN2

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This angers the janny

>> No.40258047

>>40257394
It's her own fault for disregarding her health for so long.

>> No.40258059

>>40257783
small but two of them

>> No.40258097 [DELETED] 

>>40257704
Go look for your CP elsewhere, pedo.

>> No.40258149

>>40258047
Imagine the timeline where she actually listened to people telling her to see a doctor back in 2020

>> No.40258155

>>40256462
Haven't you noticed all the Tempiss shills? Their fans have gone nuts attacking the girls, not just Gura but also Irys, Fauna, Mumei.

>> No.40258293

>>40258149
All that potential content lost because she was too stubborn/lazy to simply see a doctor.

>> No.40258318

>>40258097
gb2/tumblr/

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>>40258097
Aww, don't be shy. Just ask politely.

>> No.40258347

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.40258364

>>40258347
fembuds not exist

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>>40258364
Explain this then

>> No.40258407

>>40258336
literally 1984

>> No.40258476
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think about shark tail

>> No.40258489

>>40258149
and her punishment for that is a 6 month vacation, how awful

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>deleted

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deleted?

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>> No.40258621

>sharkbutt is now illegal on /vt/
now how am I supposed to fantasize about fucking Gura from behind, grabbing onto her tight ass cheeks for stability, only for her to whack me in the face with her fat tail if i get too close to busting?

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A child

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>>40258621
At least feet and armpits are fine since they are sfw sexual organs

>> No.40258838

>>40258380
Did you know pink used to be the boy color and blue the girl color?

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>[File Deleted]
It's just a little girl in a bikini, have you never been to the beach?

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>> No.40259035

>>40251723
>file deleted
chumpedos keep losing...

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absolutely nothing sexual about this image

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tje sjart

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>>40259114
Oh nyo

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lore-wise, are shrimps the weakest fan mascot in hololive? i cant imagine being in the form of a shrimp to be very pleasant..

>> No.40259285

>>40251818
She's sick and streaming makes playing in the tournament even more stressful. That's why she didn't stream the finals last year.

>> No.40259385

What is Gura's body type?

>> No.40259494

>>40259285
Kind of weird seeing some people say how weird it would be if Gura has to do an interview when she isn't going to stream when she probably would've placed in the top 3 last time if she didn't get blue shell'd in that one course.

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>>40251767
(no streaming)

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>>40259385
Svelte

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>>40259385
grown woman

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>> No.40259698

>>40259385
9 year old

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Delete THIS you faggot

>> No.40259751

>>40259385
beetus

>> No.40259780

>>40259705
Wait don't delete it yet I wanna goom to it

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the bunny Gura art this year is going to be so hot

>> No.40259854

>>40259780
10 seconds

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JANNY
JANNY
HEY JANNY

>> No.40259955
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>>40259250
You maybe

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>> No.40260103

>>40259854
Done. You can delete it now Janny

>> No.40260125

Guys pls don't masturbate to Gura

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What's going on here?

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>>40260246
Sending the faggot jannie a message.

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>>40251723
oh nyo wat happened to ur picture? huhaha

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Maybe this jannie is australian?

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>>40261342
Don't be sad. Us cumbuds can just ban evade

>> No.40261430

anti-fun website

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>> No.40261550

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>> No.40261595 [DELETED] 

not a vtweeter board
not a porn site
not a pedophile site

fuck off

>> No.40261840

>>40261595
gonna cry, lil faggot?

>> No.40261849

how come she’s so cute

>> No.40261933

>>40261595
Could've fooled me. Most of the time over 1/5th of the catalog is about Gura.

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>>40261849
how come she’s so cute and funny

>> No.40262024

Jwu, any shark sightings?

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>>40261595
>pedophile site
hmm? she's almost 30 IRL

>> No.40262086

>>40259285
Cover doesn’t want to sound of the crying baby being heard in the background. That’s why she’s not streaming

>> No.40262139

>>40262086
Cover is retarded. I told them multiple times that I'm not a baby.

>> No.40262409

>>40262086
mommy gura's boobies will grow bigger

>> No.40262460

>>40253045
Probably Kaela's or Kronii's.

>> No.40262752

>>40262460
Scratch that. Guess it's Kaela since she and Gura are in that group. Don;t know if I can sit through Kobo screaming if she is streaming as well

>> No.40262801

Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>40262409
Mommy Gura feeding...

>> No.40262857

>>40262752
Why would you hear Kobo in Kaela's POV?

>> No.40263051

>>40262857
No I mean I wouldn't watch it from Kobo's POV if she was streaming it since she, Gura and Kaela are in the same group and would rather watch Kaela's.

>> No.40263164
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.40263341 [DELETED] 

>>40262011
Gura built different
>>40262041
she could be anywhere from mid 20s to very early 30s

>> No.40263343

>>40251818
she doesn't wan't to show the side of herself that isn't in 'streaming character'. She streams as her 'exaggerated self'.

>> No.40263387

>>40255799
those are some lucky college dudes who are dicking her down

>> No.40263441

>>40262011
gura built different

>> No.40263617

>>40251818
She braaaaaps a lot

>> No.40263652

>>40263617
T u T

>> No.40263674
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Is shark dead?

>> No.40263883

>>40263674
no, shork sick

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>>40263617
Why can't she stream while farting, idgi.

>> No.40263993

>>40263944
I bet the part of her ass that connects to her tail smells sickly sweet, I want to get in close for a whiff

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>> No.40264344

what was gura like in high school

>> No.40264430

>>40264344
she was prom queen two years in a row and voted “most likely to become an internet celebrity”

>> No.40264431
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This is me

>> No.40264540

She's honestly better off just dropping out of the tournament

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>>40264431
Nice suit, can I try it?

>> No.40264597

>>40264572
It won't fit fatfuck...

>> No.40264599

>>40264572
anonchama... it's not going to fit...

>> No.40264620

>>40264431
Dino...dino ebi?

>> No.40264643

>>40264431
Dinoebi...the true myth being...

>> No.40264725

>>40264572
Hut up fatfuck, you tear trough every shirt you use.

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>>40264597
>>40264599
>>40264725
Oh...

>> No.40265070

Bday merch still not shipped. Who do I blame?

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

>> No.40265219

>>40265070
Blame the demiurge.

>> No.40265245

Is Gura making an appearance somewhere?
Sorry haven't lurked here ever since she announced her pause

>> No.40265250
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I'm the pet of /ggg/.

>> No.40265315

Do you think Gura will do well at the tournament? She did say she lost her skill before she went on break...

>> No.40265368

>>40265315
she’s too humble, I predict 6th place

>> No.40265459

>>40265250
>*opens jar of peanut butter*

>> No.40265766

>>40265152
r u gura

>> No.40265959

why the hell is /vt/ a blue board? I want to goom to extremely lewd photos of Gura, that’s at least 50% of the reason I’m hanging out in this cesspool

>> No.40265969

>>40265315
Not hopeful, I don't trust her ability to practice by herself, so she'll probably do worse.

>> No.40266052

I actually do get concerned that Gura will just stop streaming one of these days.
She streams twice and goes a month off radar for like the past 5 months.
I ain't a schizo but this is getting me all real antsy that she might be gone forever

>> No.40266094

>>40251723
what is this body type called?

>> No.40266112

>>40266052
she’s disappeared for short breaks so many times that she either comes back in a month for a solid run or it’s time to hang it up and graduate

>> No.40266396

>>40266052
She already stopped.
>doesn't communicate
>no holidays celebrations
>doesn't tweet about events involving her
>doesn't announce when she takes breaks
>useless membership
>no schedule
There is no going back. It's all over.

>> No.40266435

i want gura to fondle my balls with her feet

>> No.40266529

>>40266396
an even bigger problem than all this shit is that we already know she’s kind of lazy and she’s just digging herself deeper and deeper into a hole that’s gonna take more and more effort to escape

>> No.40266576

>>40266052
I can't really imagine her holding a graduation stream, just a gradual decrease of all activities until she's gone for good

>> No.40266746
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I love her more than anything!

>> No.40267000

>>40265070
Did you pick EMS which doesn't ship to your address cuz they are scared of covid?

>> No.40268033

>>40264344
She was passed around the boys locker room. T o T

>> No.40268041

>>40266052
like they say on /vg/, its over the nostalbulls have won.

>> No.40268101

>>40264344
resding animorphs and being the fat girl, probably a fujoshit too.

>> No.40268109

>>40268033
>the boys
All me.

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Belly succesfully rubbed

>> No.40268179

What is mentally wrong with you niggers discussing Gura? She's on a fucking stated health break and people still come in and go
>guys why isn't gura streaming you noticed she streams kinda rarely what's up with that
are you mentally ill?

>> No.40268243 [SPOILER] 

>>40268179
Do you have to ask?

>> No.40268280

Feels too menhera in here.

>> No.40268336

>>40268179
why is she in the tourney then? shouldn't she be resting?

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>>40268160
Man the other holo plushies really have nothing on Dino Gura. I can't fucking believe mine isn't here yet life as a yurofag sucks.

>> No.40268393

Tourist here
What is the point of this thread except schizo posting ?

>> No.40268426

>>40268336
You've read the answer dozens of times in this thread alone. You're not even a new IP. You'd be here admonishing how she can't even commit to playing 1 hour of Mario Kart off stream if she cancelled. What is wrong with you, as a person? Where did things go wrong, son?

>> No.40268445

>>40268393
This thread is entirely for schizoposting, always has been.

>> No.40268488

>>40268363
I just wish it were a little bigger, I like the size of my dollRyS.

>> No.40268510

>>40268363
It's really nice.
the un-pictured KDTD still probably makes me smile the most because its so stupidly big and dumb

>> No.40268647

>>40268510
>KDTD
What's that, anon?

>> No.40268713

>>40268647
the really big takodatchi that Ina sold

>> No.40268739

>>40268647
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1399676253032964096
the fattest fuck

>> No.40268792

>>40268445
So why keeping the thread alive ?

>> No.40268869

>>40268739
>>40268713
Damn, should have bought this thing since Ina's my second EN. I ended up ordering smol Gura and Ina though.

>> No.40268923

>>40268869
It was very painful to get, to be honest. It was before the holopro site, so had to order through buyee, and the goods + shipping was almost $500

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>>40268739
>>40268713
>>40268647
It really emphasizes Gura's cuteness when it makes her look even smaller.

>> No.40269274

do you think gura finally washed the dirty panty at the corner of her room?

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>>40268393
Chumbuds hanging out with other chumbuds. Normally at least.
I'm not seeing too many chumbies in here.

>> No.40269332

>>40268792
because the schizos are easy to spot and ignore or laugh at newbud

>> No.40269567

is gura your daughter, sister, gf, or wife?

>> No.40269587

>>40269567
no. she is my oshi

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>My birthday merch will be shipped mid to late January
Well, at least I know it's coming sooner or later.

>> No.40269604

>>40269567
Onahole

>> No.40269634

>>40269567
yes

>> No.40269668

>>40269567
Gura is my Gurandma.

>> No.40269680

>>40268363
Did you even get a shipping notification? I am a Euro too, and I'm still waiting for merch I ordered a year ago.

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>>40269567
Yea

>> No.40269824

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

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>>40269824
well, who's your oshi?

>> No.40270209

>>40269824
Anon your oshi is my onahole, gura was telling you the truth

>> No.40270223

>>40269842
Oh nyo
not my
not the names of my
my my my my my
i dont care
i dont care
wraaghhgg
wubububububa
your oshi is a whore wololo

>> No.40270287

>>40268160
Dino gura might be the best holo plushie in a while just look at that cutie

>> No.40270488

Gawr Gura
Breaker of Wind
Cutter of Cheese

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>>40270488
hehe peepeepoopoo

>> No.40270663

>>40269824
But all oshis are whores...

>> No.40270768

I just had sexual relations with gura and now she’s crying what do I do

>> No.40270899

>>40270768
Run for election bill

>> No.40270946

>>40270768
Shits on your post ironically bbbbbnfffffttt BRRRRRT BZZZZZT PPPPPBBBBT

>> No.40270949

>>40270768
take your pills. i will never unlocked gura’s chastity diaper

>> No.40270962

>>40270663
Yeah they're all whores, for me only tough.

>> No.40271069
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>>40269842
>>40270223
Gabby is my oshi.

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>> No.40271163

>>40271108
habibti

>> No.40271745

>>40270768
Give her a blowjob

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>>40270768
How is that possible? She's currently having sexual relations with me and crying because she can't stop orgasming

>> No.40271784

>>40269824
She was just calling herself a whore since she knows Gura is your oshi

>> No.40271803

>>40266052
Before Hololive she only streamed like once or twice a month. That's what she really wants to do but she wouldn't have the same income..

>> No.40271840

>>40269567
My pet

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>>40271840
Gura is a girl, a human girl. You can't have a girl as a pet you sick fucker.

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I don't want to go to work tonight. I just want to stay at home and be a useless piece of shit...

>> No.40272084

>>40272036
no she’s half Atlantean half shark, that’s only like 25% human and there’s actually precedent that

>> No.40272262

>no daki
>no music
>no streaming

>> No.40272313

>>40272262
I’m trying to not feel entitled to some super pandering content whenever she comes back but I definitely do

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Gura will return soon with a much improved living situation, better health and energy levels, and the completed ASMR love nest.

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>>40272414
I believe in her.
Although I'm pretty sure we'll still be waiting on that love nest.

>> No.40273128

I miss goober. Hopefully once she feels rested enough she'll go back to her old pace.
Which I missed because I only got into vtubers last year...

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>>40272729
RT

>> No.40273299

>>40272729
RT

>> No.40273362

>>40272729
RT

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>>40273128
It was great, literally smothering us with love. You could come home from work, grab some food, crack open a cold one, and hang out with a cute autist for hours almost everyday. I miss it so much.

>> No.40273414

Gura bites while breastfeeding ow

>> No.40273460

>>40273414
Fauna, leave some cunny for the rest of us. It's not fair.

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>>40272729
RT
I feel sorry for Goobs. She had a lot of things she was looking forward to in the latter half of the year. Two orisongs, the daki, her trip to japan, etc. Then she got hit with a string of bad luck and had to push all that back and is out on rest break. I hope things work out for her this year.

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>>40272729
RT

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>>40273414
Fauna pls

>> No.40273769

>>40273460
>>40273638
you can't even clean your room how would you be up to cleaning her butt

>> No.40273838

>>40273638
big booba full of milk

>> No.40273871

>>40273769
With my tongue

>> No.40273918

>>40273769
I would just take her outside and hose her down with my pee

>> No.40274314
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How much does Gura weigh?

>> No.40274472

>>40274314
85lbs maz

>> No.40274552

>>40274314
46 dino guras

>> No.40274573

>>40274314
my guess is 30kg, but I might be over doing it. Imagine though...

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>>40274314

>> No.40274638

>>40274585
T o T

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>>40272729
RT i do miss her alot tough and VODS aren't helping anymore.

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