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Chillin' Mag Edition

Last thread: >>39894017

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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holy shit i am glad i refreshed was about to be a jobber and make another thread

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LEADER LOVE!

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magni is so cute i want to give him a massage and make him feel good

>> No.39908644

>>39908606
You should have done it, for the bit

>> No.39908689

>>39908571
I want Magni to sit on my face

>> No.39908706
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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.39908767

>>39908706
Amen.

>> No.39908883
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>>39908427
NTA but no

>> No.39908934

>>39908883
A Kroniedachi?!

>> No.39908972

>>39908934
A Magkroniedachi actually

>> No.39908980

the dj arn streams really make me wish magman could get into mixing for a dj stream that wouldn't absolutely destroy him with copyright claims/ perm stuff

>> No.39909007
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Small ding

>> No.39909019

everyday i wake up

>> No.39909075

How have the boys changed since debut?

>> No.39909084

>>39909019
same

>> No.39909095

To think that the Tempus boy I originally was least interested in ended up becoming my oshi and now I'm going yume for him...

>> No.39909118

>>39909075
shut up magni

>> No.39909129

>>39909095
who?

>> No.39909145

>>39909095
who

>> No.39909177

>>39909095
Poor Axelotls

>> No.39909396

>>39909129
>>39909145
Magni.

Axel's singing got me into the boys and I thought he'd be my oshi.
Altare was cute.
And Vesper zatsus became my comfy routine.
But eventually Magni won me over with humor and gap moe.

>> No.39909441

>>39908706
>>39908767
amen

>> No.39909442
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>>39909177
it's ok, Axel is for the bros after all

>> No.39909459

>>39909396
Strange, I went from thinking Magni was funny to just wanting to fuck him silly now

>> No.39909468

>>39909177
? they didn't mention axel

>> No.39909498

>>39909396
did the sonic prime dates contributed to this?

>> No.39909607

goodnight mans!

>> No.39909646

>>39909498
They definitely contributed but not sure when it started. I do know that I've held off on naming an oshi until Magni's kino Christmas radio show popped my oshi cherry though.

>> No.39909660

I want to groom Regis Altare and make him dependent on my praise and punishment.

>> No.39909662

>>39909607
goodnight *chu*

>> No.39909691
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Cuddling in bed with a sleepy drunk Magni while he keeps keeps talking nonstop

>> No.39909768

>>39909660
His jokes are so cringe but I must praise him to protect that smile.

>> No.39909826

>>39909691
sauce?

>> No.39909866

Will Altare be the first vtuber to be sponsored by the US military?

>> No.39909948

>>39909866
imagine altare is sending you recruitment texts to join the military

>> No.39910027

>>39909019
Sorry to hear that

>> No.39910062

>>39909866
There's a horse girl closer to that accolade than him I'm afraid.

>> No.39910082

it’s dead hours
http://poal.me/sailbv

>> No.39910104

I bet Magnolia would give some crazy sloppy toppy

>> No.39910160

>>39910104
she's too tsun for that, Alice on the other hand...

>> No.39910210

Anyone remember a yume anonxbrotuber anon thing posted here a while ago, they hated each other but bonded over their oshis. I thought it was really cute

>> No.39910217

>>39910104
magnolia would melt in your hands, she's just pretending to be confident in that aspect

>> No.39910273

>>39910160
>yume x anyone but their oshi
rumao

>> No.39910307

>>39910273
JOBBER ANON POINT AND LAUGH

>> No.39910312

>>39910273 (me)
whoops meant to reply too >>39910210

>> No.39910336

>>39910312
Jobber...

>> No.39910357
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>>39910082
I am the last /MANS/ magmite

>> No.39910387
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Axel new emotes dropped! With the 2 new emotes that should be all of the 10 new emotes he commissioned.

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>>39910357
Not anymore

>> No.39910630

>>39910387
I think this one, the rage one, and the ayo are my favorites.

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>>39910082
wtf

>> No.39910683

>>39910644
Real SEA hours
t. 3am vestoji

>> No.39910715

>>39910082
>dead hours
>altventurers and axelotls

conclusion
altventures and axelotls are the least horny, and have the least fujos

>> No.39910743

>>39909866
I don't know why but I imagined Magni and Nowa excitedly talking about the Simpsons episode where the army forms a boy band to recruit people with their music, while Altare listen to them in silence because he haven't watched Simpsons.

>> No.39910755

>>39910715
do you know what usually happens during dead hours?

>> No.39910765
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shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaasu

>> No.39910782

>>39910765
OMG AME!!

>> No.39910784

>>39910755
yes

t. another 3 am vestie

>> No.39910814

>>39910755
broxelotls are usually out and femaxelotls have to take over to protect the thread?

>> No.39910856

>>39910814
most of the horny posting is about altare or vesper though

>> No.39910872
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>>39910683
how on earth are you surviving these 3am shifts ojisan
>>39910715
i can change that

>> No.39910902

>>39910765
at least post some fujo art if you want to make this a ritualpost

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>>39910872
>how on earth are you surviving these 3am shifts ojisan
I had a really heavy turkey soup and drank too much wine and knocked out at like 8:30. Now I've been in a weird biphasic style pattern of sleep-wake this evening, just reading about the Holo Comiket stuff and seeing if I can go back to sleep for work tomorrow.

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>>39910630
same, plus the gun one as well

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>>39910994
>you had turkey soup
>i had turkey soup
>you are a vestie
>i am a vestie

WE ARE

>> No.39911093

>>39910644
Man remember had the /magnoir/ general and wanted to keep the other two out?

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>>39911062
old gross boomers?

>> No.39911128

>>39911111
R

>> No.39911140

>>39911111
A

>> No.39911165

>>39911111
P

>> No.39911164

>>39911111
N

>> No.39911201

>>39911111
O

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>>39911062
We truly are. Now let's share a handle of whiskey, since it's practically new years anyway and I don't intend to do anything at work tomorrow.

>> No.39911255

>>39911111
U

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>>39910814
I'm extremely tired from xmas and new years stuff, and I miss aniki so much so I haven't been visiting the thread in a while... I hope all the broxelotls and femxelotls are doing well

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>>39911128
>>39911140
>>39911164
>>39911165
>>39911201
>>39911255
breed

>> No.39911308

>>39911128
>>39911140
>>39911164
>>39911165
>>39911201
Who the fuck is ranpo

>> No.39911312

>axel's legs hurt from being at comiket
he's a whore....

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>>39911219
>new years
thats literally just under 48 hours away anon
im saving my alcohol until then

>> No.39911397

>>39911328
Yeah but I have visitation with the kids this weekend

>> No.39911405

>>39911271
>Axel has shota art of him
>Roberu has shota art of him
>Both are orange

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>>39911308
apparently this

>> No.39911437

>>39911397
just link them Vesper's videos and never contact them again, voila, new dedicated vesties!

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>>39911405
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKING HATE ORANGE HOLOS
FUCK AXEL
FUCK COCO
FUCK NENE
FUCK ROBERU
FUCK KIARA
FUCK SUISEI'S ORANGE STOCKINGS
FUCK ALL THE ORANGE HOLOS

>> No.39911509

>>39911397
understandable
make sure to save some just in case

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>>39911482
this anon is afraid of oranges

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Magni love

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>>39911128
>>39911140
>>39911164
>>39911165
>>39911201
>>39911255
yare yare

>> No.39911591

>>39911569
Michael Jackson...

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Do you have any New Years Resolutions, /MANS/?

>> No.39911609

>>39911482
Just made me remember that I haven't seen Suiberu anon in ages

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>>39911482
FUCK YOU TOO LEAVE MY CHICKEN AND DINGO ALONE

>> No.39911650

>>39911569
cute

>> No.39911655

>>39911605
No, because just like Vesper, I have never followed through with them

>> No.39911671

>>39911605
Get to the next year, maybe get a job in what I studied

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>>39911605
the classic of starting a workout routine
maybe in my aging years i'll actually do something this time

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>>39911609
mea and bae streams killed him.

>> No.39911718

I want to punch Leader in the belly until he pukes

>> No.39911727

>>39911702
what the fuck

>> No.39911787

>>39911718
Maybe not puking but he did eat that laxative didn't he?

>> No.39911821

>>39911618
A FUCKING KENTUCKY FRIED AXELOTL

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>> No.39911980

>>39911718
hara-pan

>> No.39911985

>>39911618
orange people...good

>> No.39912029

>>39911975
stop punching him ToT

>> No.39912057

What's next? Spitting on leader?

>> No.39912072

>>39911980
HARAPAN PAN PAN PAN

>> No.39912090

>>39912057
Don't spit on him Vesper, he's having a bad enough day already

>> No.39912101

>>39912057
Slander peanut butter on Leader's feet

>> No.39912140

>>39912057
Spitting on him for being a bad boy ToT

>> No.39912145

>>39912101
so axel can lick them off

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>>39912057
It's yume hours actually

>> No.39912195

>>39912072
>triggering the earworm in my head
fuck you

>> No.39912238

>>39912145
ToT.. Altare putting peanut butter in questionable places to get Dingo to lick it off...

>> No.39912277

>>39912238
leader is a white woman?

>> No.39912356

>>39912057
spitting in altare’s mouth ToT

>> No.39912373

Altare selling his body when guild funds are low!
Making sure the others don't know so he can protect them!

>> No.39912445

>>39912373
ToT Suspicious bruises all over his body! Altare making up excuses when the boys ask!

>> No.39912471
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Taking Nowa Oji out on a dumpster diving date! I want him to have fun and be happy! Anything for my cute silly dorky husband!

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nice, got my gifted for Magni. that's 3/4 of Tempus gifted I have collected. just need Riida's gifted to complete my collection.

>> No.39912557

>>39912373
eh I feel like that's the kind of thing magni would convince him to do, instead of altare doing it on his own

>> No.39912594

>>39912557
magni would do it for pleasure
altare would do it because he has to

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Ummm where the fuck are the Vesties?

>> No.39912630

>>39912557
What? Definitely not. Also Magni would do it instead if he knew

>> No.39912649

>>39912613
the vesties awake are up late like me
not many online during sea hours like me

>> No.39912679

>>39912557
You’d think so, but remember that this is the guy that brought up the e-pal dating website while knowing the details and has talked about wanting to be a sugar baby, as well as wanting to be in a VR butler cafe. He’s a bit of a whore…

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>>39912649
I am up though, I only voted Axelotl for the bit

>> No.39912718

>>39912613
We normally operate on US hours since we're all hard working men.

>> No.39912726

>>39912613
They are outside during dead hours since they are vampires. Not that Vesper is one, just his fanbase.

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>>39912695
nice bit

>> No.39912764

>>39912649
i’m an altventurer burgerchama. stop coping and go to sleep, old man.

>> No.39912784

>>39912726
alright, I'll accept it.

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>>39912718
>not being off the entire holiday
ngmi brother

>> No.39912797

>>39912373
>Man, what are we going to do about the guildfunds?
>Eh, Altare will handle it
Like clockwork.

>> No.39912798

>>39912764
i'll sleep when i want to, you zoomer

>> No.39912819

>>39912613
awake but barely
i dont wanna go to bed yet... i wanna shoot the shit with you guys....

>> No.39912822

>>39912794
One day I'll be in an industry where I can get a week holiday for Christmas and New Year's.

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>>39912195

>> No.39912918

>>39912797
>altare screaming “IT’S ANOTHER EPISODE OF YOU DOING NOTHING WHILE I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING!!! JUST LIKE ALWAYS!!!” while murdering in the callisto protocol was about him having to sell his body to keep the guild afloat
naruhodo.

>> No.39912921

>>39912679
altare wants easy effortless money, he might go down the sugar baby route but he would leave the whoring to magni and his clones.

>> No.39912941

>>39912679
it's like half being a whore, half wanting the ego boost of knowing he's desirable enough for someone to pay money for his company

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>>39912941
just like me FR FR

>> No.39913012

>>39912941
Getting the menhera forcibly fucked out of him by a DILF would solve so many of his problems…

>> No.39913015

>>39912967
no Vesper you're just a whore. there's no halves.

>> No.39913027

>>39912718
Looks like you are the exception

>> No.39913102

>>39913027
I told you I fucked up my sleep tonight.

>> No.39913126

Fucking someone with wings seems like a hassle.

>> No.39913169

>>39913126
what, they're just handles

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>>39913015
I get to pick, choose, and have on speed dail who I whore with, Magni jis a real cheap whore who just lays down in some cheap motel bed with the door unlocked and lets anyone coming through the door to mount him

>> No.39913226

>>39913126
Better just get fucked by them

>> No.39913255

goodnight sisters, brothers, and ojisans. oyasumi /mans/

>> No.39913348

>>39913226
ToT

>> No.39913350

>>39913255
goodnight anon

>> No.39913392

>>39913255
>ojisans
Good night, but why are we getting singled out?

>> No.39913428

>>39913392
Half this thread wants to be fucked by ojisans. It's our curse.

>> No.39913437

>>39913392
we are our own class by now

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>>39913428

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>>39913428
more like half the thread (the women) want to watch us fuck each other
that is NOT an invitation

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>>39913470
god save us

>> No.39913506

>>39913428
>our
get over here anon, we're gonna fuck

>> No.39913538

>>39913470
>>39913493
Please start fucking each other

>> No.39913564

>>39913428
most of that half wants to be fucked by a particular ojisan, nowa-oji.

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>>39913506
>>39913538
Please God no

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>>39913538
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>> No.39913723

>>39913226
>getting wrapped up by soft feathery wings as Altare plunges himself into your depths
mmmmm

>> No.39913728

Personally I want *more* women to reply to me demanding that I have sex with the other ojis in this thread because I am trying to build up a tolerance for fujo-posting so that I'm not as shocked by it when I get into StarsEN2.

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>>39913675
>>39913687
Look, you guys even have great chemistry. Either you guys fuck each other now, or I'll get the knot out.

>> No.39913778

>>39913728
you're not fooling anyone sister

>> No.39913782

>>39913728
You're a brave man Anon

>> No.39913791

>>39913723
what the fuck that's hot

>> No.39913843

>>39913723
>You will never
why live

>> No.39913856

>>39913775
You will never have a penis
You will never be a man
You will never be able to open tight jar lids

>> No.39913858

>>39913126
It's great visual feedback to see their wings twitch in pleasure while you plow them.

>> No.39913863

>>39913728
>not having gone through the work yourself in advance just as a bit
ngmi

>> No.39913919

>>39913856
>You will never have a penis
>You will never be a man
I'm a fudan
>You will never be able to open tight jar lids
That's true I can't open jars to save my life.

>> No.39913927

>>39913728
>when I get into StarsEN2.
looking forward to your October 2023 debut

>> No.39913996

>>39913919
>That's true I can't open jars to save my life.
Sounds like you're the who needs to be fucked in the ass you pathetic excuse for a man. Kimoi.

>> No.39914026

>>39913723
ToT this is such a hot concept, getting completely engulfed by him and his wings

>> No.39914048

>>39913723
haha guess i like wings now…

>> No.39914087

>>39913919
>That's true I can't open jars to save my life.
what, do you have weak womanly arms or something?

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>>39913996
>Kimoi.
R

>> No.39914135

>>39913919
>>39913996
>That's true I can't open jars to save my life.
Wait a minute...that's a woman pretending to be a man!

>> No.39914178

>>39913178
I see no difference between the two whores mentioned

>> No.39914213
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and I think this is my cue to go, good night

>> No.39914228

>tempus stranded
>who will get eaten first
>not me
>what do I offer?
>who knows~
Magni you slut

>> No.39914288

Syrious Axel

>> No.39914291

>>39914228
oh he'll get eaten if you know what i mean

>> No.39914324

>>39914087
I can't open tight jars with my bare hands. I need to use a cloth or something grippy to open it or else my hands just gonna slide off

>> No.39914334

>>39913723
Fic doko

>> No.39914434
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Um, bros?

>> No.39914486

>>39914434
I know they were at comiket, but Lmao

>> No.39914516

>>39914434
THEY ARE tired from the convention and should get some good food and rest

>> No.39914519

>>39914434
aniki already going for the mating press

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>>39914434

>> No.39914603

>>39914434
Hello dramasister, not enough replies in /hlgg/?

>> No.39914611

>>39914434
It would be so fucking funny if Axel appeared in one of their off-collabs.
By funny, I mean it would nuke this board from orbit

>> No.39914765

>>39914611
even just a mention of "Guess who I met at the comiket?" would cause the board to explode

>> No.39914902

>>39914765
>it's pochi and he fucked her sickly hag ass

>> No.39915284

>>39914324
how can you expect to forcefully knot someone, when a jar overpowers you
pathetic

>> No.39915563

>>39914603
>not enough replies in /hlgg/
>not enough replies in /rrat/
>not enough replies in /MANS/
>resorts to catalog
every fucking time

>> No.39915647

>>39915563
(you)s are like a drug to them
they constantly need more than they deserve which is 0

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>>39914434
they dont even hide it, nijisanji behaviour

>> No.39915766

>>39915752
Sssssssniiiiiiff

>> No.39915831 [SPOILER] 
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Yahaha!

>> No.39915834

>>39915284
I have fujos on my side and you can't run away from them, ojisan. Now turn around and bend forward or I'll make you.

>> No.39915911
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>>39915831
I hate this hee hee haha motherfucker

>> No.39916001

I now have a ton of MRE videos in my YouTube home page. Thanks leader

>> No.39916030

>>39915831
I miss this hee hee haha motherfucker

>> No.39916051
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>>39908706
Amen.

>> No.39916054

>>39915834
>make me
even in my sleep deprived state, you are no match for me sea anon

>> No.39916126

>>39910210
I think that was fujo x incel

>> No.39916187

>>39911482
Oh no anon what happens if you come across an orange fruit on the road???

>> No.39916311

>>39916030
same. botw was peak comfy

>> No.39916345

>>39914434
A weird coincidence

>> No.39916407

>>39916126
this one?
https://rentry.org/fujoxincel

>> No.39916474

I wish leader was more confident in singing JP songs. I need a Shiny-Spicy Yume Fanfare cover ToT

>> No.39916483

>>39916407
kek
if only that were a true story

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>>39916054
>Already forgetting that I said I have the power of fujos on my side
cute sleepy ojisan... I'm gonna make you dream of the knot...

>> No.39916518

>>39916001
Steve1989MREInfo is good content at least

>> No.39916648

I love timestampers
I hate timestampers that use emotes on every timestamp

>> No.39916726

>>39916518
I saw the vomlet video someone posted in the thread. It actually made me want to try some MRE’s. Definitely not that one though

>> No.39916731

>>39916508
>dream of the knot
never
i will fall asleep to okayu asmr

>> No.39916773

If StarsEN had a second gen. Would you guys like it if they made a monthly batsu collab streaming various PvP party/team games?

>> No.39916861

>>39916773
Anything that gets collabs going is good, obviously yes

>> No.39917517

>>39916773
Absolutely

>> No.39917752

>>39916773
Collabs are the strength of Tempus.
Yes, ofc ourse!

>> No.39917883

>>39916773
If I were in EN2 I would make every single one of my streams open VC and literally any holo could join spontaneously.
That said, I'd probably end up doing the same thing I do when I hear a woman's voice in other games and shout "Woman detected." before leaving VC so I probably shouldn't just to prevent an accidental graduation.

>> No.39918174

do you think there is any Tempus stuff at Comiket?

>> No.39918281

>>39918174
There's at least one. https://twitter.com/yoitor1/status/1606959944598958080

>> No.39918403

>>39918281
very epic thank you

>> No.39918472

>>39914434
I wouldn't be surprised that him and the other two members of council were hanging out along with Irys and Reine. But hey we'll never know unless the dingo wants to stream a zatsudan about it

>> No.39918480

Man Magni got drunk fast

>> No.39918504

>>39918472
even if he did hang out I doubt he would tell viewers

>> No.39918565

>>39918504
I'm not so sure he tends to run his mouth all the time but we'll see

>> No.39918585

>>39918472
I would because unlike the girls Axel has friends in Japan and I imagine he would much rather hang out with them

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Do you think Magni is a little bit...?

>> No.39918809
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>Nowa follows an artist who draws Ina and Gura lewds
Based or cringe?

>> No.39918829

>>39918786
Yes. he's my gay baby girl

>> No.39918867

>>39918809
Violently based

>> No.39918914

>>39918809
Isnt this artist more of a baerys guy?

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>>39918809
holy shit this guy almost exclusively draws hologirls

>> No.39919256
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>>39918809
sasuga paripi

>> No.39919368

Hello /mans/.
It is I, the Holostar Tempus! Please suggest more gimmicky and niche stream ideas you wish to see.

>> No.39919571

>>39919368
sex stream, you know, as a bit

>> No.39919676

>>39919368
You suck dick

>> No.39920261

>>39911605
1. Don't die (it's harder then you think.)
2. Lose 25lbs
3. Graduate college

>> No.39920283

>>39919109
uuuooohhh cunny ToT

>> No.39920992
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>>39911605
try to catch all of leader's streams live...
t. SEA altventurer

>> No.39920993

>>39919256
Uuuooh horny mangaka

>> No.39921084

>>39911605
Continue slowly losing weight I guess... I've been doing it without going to the gym and just eating less. Resolution would be to start going there and turn it into a habit.

>> No.39921097

>>39919676
uoh leader choking on dick live on stream ToT

>> No.39921138

>>39911605
get back into a steady workout routine
level up my JP a bit
draw more often

>> No.39921175

>>39911605
Go back to school and actually graduate with a degree in something I like.

>> No.39921209

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KfdtrIBGIM
Astel singing until 220k if you are interested

>> No.39921844

>no streams for 2 whole days
Why does Axel hate us... he just wants to fuck ecchi na cosplay neesans...

>> No.39922148

Altare > Magni > Vesper > Axel
Is this the correct saviorfag magnet ranking?

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Why are they so expensive on mercari what the fuck

>> No.39922238

>>39922215
cause you can't get them anymore you FOOL
GET SCALPED

>> No.39922337
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finally the waiting room for the Holostars countdown is live! Featuring Altare and Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahntN7r1GIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahntN7r1GIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahntN7r1GIc

>> No.39922710

Why is he like this
https://youtu.be/l6q3hjwQ0Rw?t=4559

>> No.39922910

holy shit this thread is dead, looks like the faggot porn spammers are all amerilards

>> No.39922925

>>39922710
you know why

>> No.39922953

Can't believe that Magni was the first one to do BFE

>> No.39923009

>>39922953
This can't be right

>> No.39923014

>>39922953
You forgot about Axel's LoL asmr kek

>> No.39923015

Magni Dezmond

>> No.39923047

>>39923015
Gets blasted from a half a can of whiteclaw

>> No.39923059

>>39922953
He's so good at it too.

>> No.39923078

>>39923014
Oh yeah, rip that VOD

>> No.39923143

>>39923014
I guess he never reupload it without the visuals, that's a shame

>> No.39923209

>>39922953
catalog will have a field day if it ever gets leaked

>> No.39923473

>>39921209
I can't believe Altare actually caught up to him in subs.

>> No.39923680

>>39923014
Anyone has this stream downloaded or something? I can't find mine...

>> No.39924116

>>39923473
I'm pretty glad that none of the Tempus boys have done any X Subs celebration stream, hope they keep it that way for at least the first year

>> No.39924285

>>39924116
altare did one for 200k so i think theyre gonna stick to bigger milestones if they do them

>> No.39924307

>>39924285
Fuck I forgot about his unarchived stream

>> No.39924410

I want Altare to sing until he loses his voice on his birthday and take a rest week.

>> No.39924470

>>39923680
Wasn't there a Google drive with most of their old streams?

>> No.39924590

>>39923680
>>39924470
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1-0nVDGDA__3c7VXT-l5sdh1gap0E1Ms9

Hasn't been updated in a while

>> No.39924700

>>39924470
>>39924590
Thank you Anons! chu

>> No.39924752

altare needs to sound more like a child

>> No.39924926

I've heard there's an archive somewhere for the unarchived vods. Can anyone point me in a specific direction to find it? I want to watch the axel cake stream.

>> No.39925066

Is Mag the funniest EN?

>> No.39925131

>>39925066
he's la creatividad but when he's not busy doing that, not really deesssuuu

>> No.39925153

>>39925066
When he's not being a menhera, yes

>> No.39925207

>>39924926
ill spoonfeed you this time anonchama
https://gofile.io/d/TY9naq

>> No.39925288

Axel twitter space soon

>> No.39925321

>>39925207
>4k+ downloads
Holy fuck.

>> No.39925327

>>39925066
I'd say without a doubt

>> No.39925372

>>39925066
He's the wittiest for sure.

>> No.39925489

>>39925066
he's probably the wittiest of the four. I personally don't find him as funny as Vesper, though that's just my sense of humor, but Magni gives me a good laugh and is super creative with his bits.

>> No.39925549

>>39925066
sure but still not my oshi

>> No.39925734

>>39919109
It's a girl, anon-chama

>> No.39925778

>>39925066
yes.
but it's like the competition is steep when women and altare aren't funny.

>> No.39925791

>>39925066
He's very handful when it comes to content creation
*ba dum tss*

>> No.39925819

>>39925778
but magni is a woman?

>> No.39925862

>>39925819
no, he's funny, so he's a femboy at best

>> No.39925872

>>39925791
ESL retard

>> No.39925922

>>39925066
When he's on his day he's great, but most of the time he's just rumbling about random stuff and struggling to speak and play/draw at the same time.

>> No.39926036

>>39925819
Yes

>> No.39926138

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608840045494145025
Just in case.

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>>39926138
Finally remembered that he was supposed to do a stream instead of fucking those cosplay neesans huh...

>> No.39926369

>>39926210
im almost 100% sure that he got approached by some neesans and talked to pochi mama

>> No.39926396

>>39926369
the BIGGEST WHORE in tempus, not even Vesper is as whorish as this SLUT

>> No.39926895

>>39926210
cold ramen..

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>>39926210
Oh now I get why it says photos there, because he was planning to go to comiket
To be fair I didn't know it was happening until a few hours ago. It's funny to see the explicit doujins of chuubas being in banners and shit

>> No.39927109

>>39926396
To be fair, Vesper is kinda old now and he's still a whore. He was probably even worse than Axel back then.

>> No.39927138

>>39927078
Anon, he talked about going to comiket like 2 months ago

>> No.39927147

I hate Vesper for not ghosting his family and streaming as normal.
I hate Magni and Altare for not sticking to their morning slots.
I hate Axel for not fucking his sleeping schedule so that he could stream at normal hours for me

>> No.39927163

>>39927147
Yeah? I hate you

>> No.39927168

DINGO TWITTER SPACE LIVE

>> No.39927169

>>39927138
I missed it or I just forgot, since it was 2 months ago

>> No.39927188

AXEL ON THE TELEPHONE

>> No.39927203

>some people
some mamas
and some people he won't mention

>> No.39927205

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608852603877855232
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608852603877855232
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608852603877855232

>> No.39927215

HE GOT TO MEET SOME OF THE MAMAS I GOT KEKED

>> No.39927220

>>39927163
You are just like Vesper...

>> No.39927221

he banged Bae at comiket

>> No.39927248

BAE MENTION!!
QUICK GO TELL CATALOG

>> No.39927252

>>39927215
I think Magni's mama had a booth Collab with Pako (even though he wasn't there) so I guess he met her.

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>>39927205

>> No.39927286
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The one who took axels virginity

>> No.39927296

>>39927280
>>39927286
based ecchi na neechan

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>> No.39927331

>>39927280
>>39927286
God Axel is so fucking lucky

>> No.39927344

>>39927280
>>39927286
I would be actually sad if they didn't fuck

>> No.39927345

I hate Axel for being so handsome and popular with women

>> No.39927357
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>> No.39927360

Why does he pretend that he doesn't like ecchi doujins?

>> No.39927366

>>39927345
this but unironically, I'm glad he's the least successful in tempus, at least there's one place where charismatic normalfags don't have an advantage

>> No.39927375

>>39927357
>>39927329
>>39927286
>>39927280
calm down niggas damn shes mid without the filters

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>> No.39927408

>>39927360
checking out r18 doujins in public with your friends is completely different than looking at them on your own

>> No.39927422

would be funny if bae's group also had mcdonalds haha

>> No.39927437

Keffypapa in the space!

>> No.39927440

>>39927408
>not proudly showing off your loli ryona collection to your buddies

>> No.39927441

>>39927375
t. Ugly gaijin f*male

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>> No.39927505

>saying the merch he brought
He's doxxed af

>> No.39927504

What is it about comiket that makes holomen throw all caution to the wind when it comes to getting doxxed?

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>> No.39927526

>>39927505
He said he got his friend to buy merch for him

>> No.39927549

>>39927505
Axel already said a bagillion times that he doesn't care about getting doxxed.

>> No.39927559

>>39927504
>>39927505
Nigger he's been doxxed since day one, they don't actually have to hide their identity like they're on the run from the CIA 24/7

>> No.39927574 [DELETED] 

What if he saw Kiara cosplaying and stored her in his fap bank without knowing it was her?

>> No.39927577

>>39927505
HE GOT FILET O FISH WITH HIS 3 FRIENDS OMG!!!! DoXxEd!!

>> No.39927614

molesting aniki at comiket!!!! T_T

>> No.39927618

>went with a girl
no....

>> No.39927624

Based Axel telling molesterman to fuck off to whiteknight for his friend

>> No.39927638

>>39927525
>>39927464
>>39927391
>>39927357
>>39927329
>>39927286
>>39927280
Added to the spreadsheet.

>> No.39927639

>there was a girl in his friend group
Bae?

>> No.39927649

If you're that handsome, its actually a good thing that people know your face. You'll get some collab opportunities that you wouldnt've gotten otherwise.

>> No.39927651

>went with 4 guy friends
>suddenly a girl was with them

>> No.39927658

>>39927638
YUETSU SPOTTED!1!!!

>> No.39927670

Is... is it Nowa?

>> No.39927690

>>39927639
>>39927651
No, that's how MMO guilds are destroyed!

>> No.39927691

Axel actually being careful.
what

>> No.39927718

>>39927670
He got nowa Loli doujins...

>> No.39927726

Oh no, Axel really fucked the girls

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ecchi na neechan cosplayer is listening

>> No.39927754

>>39927691
careful for the sake of the ones he met

>> No.39927756

>>39927691
he's considerate of other people, not himself or his family

>> No.39927769

>>39927742
Oh thanks anon, I didn't see the first 7 times it was posted

>> No.39927805

>r18 stalls full of hologirl lewds

>> No.39927827

>>39927718
"Yo grampa, I got you some HoloEN ecchi doujins"

>> No.39927844
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Kintama bros love

>> No.39927846

>he's giving something to someone we know but doesn't want to mention who
Why?

>> No.39927851

>>39927805
>one r18 stall full of holostars lewds

>> No.39927853
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>>39927769
Yeah, but bet you didnt saw this neechan

>> No.39927862

>>39927844
God I love Magnolia

>> No.39927878

>Vesper is an afterthought
Nowa-oji....

>> No.39927895

>>39927846
Sounds like presents for bae and ollie since it's holostar goods

>> No.39927898

The room is fulll of women

>> No.39927911

>>39927846
If you know you know

>> No.39927924

>>39927853
https://twitter.com/rabbitass_/status/1603735378636443648/photo/1

>> No.39927930

AXEL USED IT TO SEE HIS DICK BLOOD PRESSURE BECAUSE IT SQUEEZE

>> No.39927931

>>39927878
no, Axel wants to give nowaoji the best gift (himself wrapped up)

>> No.39927934

i almost thought he was gonna say he put it on his dick

>> No.39927937

>125/80 is bad
.... what??????????????????

>> No.39927941

Axel is fucking dying

>> No.39927948

>>39927911
Spoon feed me pls

>> No.39927952

115/70 is not bad
what?

>> No.39927956

>>39927924
*deskslam*

>> No.39927960

>90/125 is bad
me sitting over here with my 100/145 blood pressure

>> No.39927962

>>39927898
i thought axel was just for the bros? where are you straightbros?

>> No.39927963

>>39927937
for asians, americans have different err, standards

>> No.39927973

>>39927898
He has the most female viewers in Tempus after all

>> No.39927978

>>39927962
Bro im straight

>> No.39927982

>>39927963
>Axel is Asian
Retardchama...

>> No.39927991

fuck that ad. fuck off Australian TV ads
125/80 is not bad

>> No.39928001

>>39927937
Yes, 130 is pre-hypertension and 140 is hypertension.

>> No.39928022
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He might not be following the instructions properly when measuring

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>> No.39928045

>>39927931
what a good son ToT

>> No.39928047

>>39927973
No that's altare. Axel said his viewer demo was 50/50

>> No.39928064

Timeloop.

>> No.39928073
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>>39928073
Israel??

>> No.39928107

>>39928073
Ayo??

>> No.39928113

>>39928073
Holy shit.

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He fucked her its over, this fucking whore

>> No.39928143

>>39928073
who?

>> No.39928145

ogey

>> No.39928152
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>>39928023
ALMOND LOVE

>> No.39928157

>>39928073
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ECCHI NA NEECHAN PRIME

>> No.39928163

>stills calls it northern elysium when kobo already broke the kayfabe

>> No.39928222
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>> No.39928238

>>39928163
Based, keeping up the kayfabe is kino

>> No.39928246

>>39928222
NO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.39928267

Axel getting bullied by gaijins

>> No.39928279

Japan society sucks, you tell them Axel

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>>39928222
THEY ARE

>> No.39928291

>>39928267
more like japs

>> No.39928295

Is someone going to archive the space? I don't know how.

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>>39928105
>>39928107
>>39928113
>>39928143
>>39928157
Yeah, Dingo has accepted the host job from the oniisans. He's too busy having sex with his customers to stream.

>> No.39928317

>>39927948
Probably Bae. That's my guess, but I think I'm wrong.

>> No.39928319 [DELETED] 

he loves us

>> No.39928376 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1608859400491634692

>> No.39928380

>>39928317
That would be weird since Bae went there too

>> No.39928410

Wrong thread, retard

>> No.39928415

>oops le wrong thread

>> No.39928445

>>39928380
Yeah, makes sense. I can't think of anyone.

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Good morning /MANS/

>> No.39928474

>>39928450
IT IS A GOOD MORNING! ToT

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>>39928376
ehhh~? You can't even post the space in the right thread~? I guess I should've seen it coming from an old man like you~

>> No.39928506

And he's gone...

>> No.39928511

twitter space is archived btw
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608852603877855232?s=20

>> No.39928512

>>39928410
>>39928415
When it happens twice, you just know is a shitposter.

>> No.39928523

I miss him

>> No.39928529

>>39928479
I'll let this one slide, just this once

>> No.39928541

>>39928376
Wrong thread, dude.

>> No.39928548

>>39928445
>He got Stars merch for Ollie and Izuru and Astel's merch for Kobo, he met with Reine and asked her to deliver it.

>> No.39928556

>>39928512
wouldnt surprise with all the unrelated retarded holo mentions

>> No.39928575

>>39927895
>ollie
Yeah that might be plausible since she's stuck in indo hell

>> No.39928586

>>39928380
Yeah, i was thinking vesper, but probably stock ran out and Bae being a big holostar fan asked him if he could have one

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>>39928450
GOOD MORNING ToT SHOTATEMPUS LOVE

>> No.39928653
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So true keffiy papa

>> No.39928656

>Axel didn't buy gay holostars doujins for his female coworkers
ngmi

>> No.39928675

Why god? Why did you not make me a cute, ecchi na nee-chan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Thoughts?

>> No.39928723

>>39928679
Not a single thought behind that face

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>>39928679

>> No.39928747

>>39928679
I wonder what a baked magmite tastes like.

>> No.39928750

>>39928653
I know is google translated but I wonder what the last sentence means

>> No.39928753

>>39928679
if i sit on him will he fart like a whoopee cushion or will all of his internal organs shoot out of his asshole

>> No.39928781

>>39928679
RAPE

>> No.39928787

Axel space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1BRJjZjqpggJw
https://files.catbox.moe/bvx5ub.m4a

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>>39928750
you knon what it means

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>>39928679

>> No.39928869

>>39928787
ありがとうございます

>> No.39928873

>>39928815
Me on the far right

>> No.39928929

>>39928750
Another falls to the Aussie hafu

>> No.39928989

>>39928653
he's IN
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608862678239580160?s=20

>> No.39929002

>>39928750
Google translate is accurate on this one. "His voice is too cool, it's troubling/vexing" but in a postive sense.

>> No.39929008

>>39928857
Is that an egg...? That looks like a chicken's cloaca when she's laying an egg

>> No.39929010

>>39928548
Oh, I see. Thanks!

>> No.39929052

>>39929010
Wait anon, he didn't actually say that, it's just a guess from me.

>> No.39929093

>>39929052
Hush, it's the truth now. Let it spread

>> No.39929204

>>39929008
oviposition is one hell of a fetish

>> No.39929258

>>39929008
No, that's the fruit gusher

>> No.39929277

>>39929204
wtf, was it the Sonic fandom who started that shit? It's always the Sonic fandom

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>>39911605
i made a .txt document of all the goals i want to hit but tldr:
>get a full time job
>fix my budget
>therapy
>touching more grass
>from 16 to 14% body fat
>maintance friendships
>improve my art
i hit all of my goals for this year so hopefully ill hit them all again

>> No.39929341

>>39929277
Pretty sure it was started from tentacles in general.

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Why Axel calls his manager Mane-CHAN now, instead of mane-SAN?

>> No.39929447

>>39929375
>now

>> No.39929449

>>39928450
RAPE

>> No.39929472

>>39929304
Ganbatte, anon-kun!

>> No.39929483

>>39929375
They're different people you retarded axelotl

>> No.39929545

>>39929304
That's some nice goals anon, hopefully we'll both be here by the end of the next year and you'll say you hit most of them

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>>39928450
>>39928598

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>>39929578
orz

>> No.39929714

Bros my new year's resolution for this year is gonna be getting a girlfriend

>> No.39929730

so cute https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608867256641126400?s=20

>> No.39929792

Why is Vesper barely there

>> No.39929795

>>39929730
AAAAAAAAAA SO CUTE!!!!

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>> No.39929805

>>39929714
Don't do that anon, if you get a girlfriend you won't have time to watch the bois anymore!

>> No.39929830

>>39929703
Big Aniki help Smoltare sleep, cute...

>> No.39929834

>>39929714
Know this: it won't happen when you want it to. The true girlfriend is the improovment you made along the way.

>> No.39929870

>>39929805
I don't care I want to fuck, my new year's resolutions have actually been working out for the past 5 or 6 years and I don't have any other big goals left for this year so I'm going to use this cheat code to finally get a gf

>> No.39929877

>>39929714
just try joining places where you meet different people and share some and talk with all the girls, best chances

>> No.39929888

>>39929714
WOMEN AREN'T WORTH YOUR TIME, THEY ARE NOTHING BUT MEATSACKS FOR MALE PLEASURE. HOLLOW HUSKS THEY ARE

>> No.39929914

>>39929870
>I want to fuck
Just use TInder bro, you don't want a gf

>> No.39929930

>>39929730
based aniki

>> No.39929936

>>39929870
YES, MY BROTHER. JUST FUCK THAT BITCH AND DIP THE HELL OUT, THEY ARE MERE OBJECTS(use a condom too, you don't want a lil nigga going around your house)

>> No.39929945

>>39929870
just find a fwb lol. Getting into a relationship is a big hassle.

>> No.39929947

>>39929870
Well, if all you want is to fuck then that's easy, getting a girlfriend is way more than just having sex.

>> No.39929974

>>39929805
Just get her into watching holostars then let Axel NTR his gf away

>> No.39930025

>>39929974
>Axel doing ntr ASMR
I could see him doing it for the hee hee haa haa

>> No.39930051

>>39929870
Spend money on a life size fuck doll

>> No.39930054
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This year I'll find someone who loves me and we want to spend time together for sure...

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>>39929730
I STILL BELIEVE

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>>39930054

>> No.39930123

>>39929914
>>39929945
>>39929947
Didn't know we had so many normalfags in this thread

>> No.39930231

>>39930123
All us ojisans have had sex and suffered for it.

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>>39929870
>want to fuck
In case you didn't know. You don't need a girlfriend to have sex.
Hi /MANS/, a bit less homosexual than usual I see

>> No.39930266

>>39930231
I want to suffer too

>> No.39930287

>>39930123
He clearly does not want a relationship, he's just horny. I'm begging men to not get with women if you just wanna pump and dump

>> No.39930303

is axel in japan right now /mans/ ?

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>>39930091

>> No.39930335

>>39930123
GOMEN
Hitting your 30s means that you'll have experienced a lot in your life, from now on I want some peace so I'm not as adventurous as I used to be.

>> No.39930336

>>39930303
No, he's in your mother's bed

>> No.39930381

>>39930313
focus on your stream astel

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>>39930336
>im in my mom's bed
am i..... axel?

>> No.39930455

>>39930243
actually anon, any hole works

>> No.39930493

>>39930123
/vt/ is where redditors go to be edgy

>> No.39930506

>>39930436
Anon, please don't fuck your mother.

>> No.39930518

>>39930287
No, I mean talking about just casually hooking up like it's the easiest thing in the world.

>> No.39930563

WHORES. GET A WHORE AND GET RID OF THAT HORNY ASS SENSATION

>> No.39930578

>>39930436
Chris chan I thought you kys

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>>39928152
ashitare...

>> No.39930847

>>39930518
Based on the stories I've heard from other anons during /soc/ dead hours, /MANS/ is filled with functional members of society who are either scared or too burnt out to engage with society. I wouldn't be surprised if the thread's filled with average men and women over 300-pound whales or disfigured rejects

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Rigger-chan ?

>> No.39931003

no... aniki's final stream in 2022...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNdgCapvYaQ

>> No.39931020

>>39930978
Go to bed seanigger

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>>39930243
>Tourist
>Only here for sex
a-are all of you gunning for us too?

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>>39931020

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My holes are for rent anons

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>>39931071
Wait, you're not here to groom vulnerable women?

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>>39930455
"If there's a hole..."

>> No.39931215

>>39931160
Fake, Magni's holes are free

>> No.39931251

>>39930978
Keffiy is a dude btw

>> No.39931310

>>39931251
So?

>> No.39931314

I want a new cover, Axel please

>> No.39931374

>>39931314
*gets the mixer for black cherry* nothing personnel kid

>> No.39931402

>>39931251
Even better

>> No.39931439

>>39930847
>/MANS/ is filled with functional members of society who are either scared or too burnt out to engage with society.
I wonder how true this is. It's mostly true for me, at least.

>> No.39931447

>>39931251
natural order

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>>39931374
the worst is the mixer for black cherry was the same for his other solo covers, the dude just jobbed hard

>> No.39931536

>>39930847
Shit, can't speak for others but yeah, you called me out man.

>> No.39931546

>>39931251
>pakoxel
>keffixel
what is this year-end rigger/artist harem...

>> No.39931707

>>39931546
>pakoxel
Pako fucks axel to birth the new starsen2 member
>keffixel
Keffiy fucks axel to be the rigger for the new starsen2 member
It's the natural order of things.

>> No.39931913

>>39931707
Whatever you say ame

>> No.39932000

>>39931487
Watch streams

>> No.39932019

https://twitter.com/KarrotKeromi/status/1608877837339230210?s=20
How we stop Axel from grooming her?

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