/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Is the HoloXdog made from HoloX meat?
Do any of the HoloX tastes good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Yes, that is why La+ isn’t around anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881468
I don't think Japan food safety laws allow for the use of diseased meat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
HoloX pronounced 'hollocks'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Coyote can get you rabies and orca is mostly fat so you better love the taste of hawk or you're a Dahmer wannabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881610
naw Ill pronounce it the correct way not the way some jap wants me to

[Anonymous No.]

Ange beef!

[Anonymous No.]

Once the global market shifts to the "HoloXdog meal plan" what market should they look to conquer next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881610
It's pronounced "BolloX"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881468
uooohhhh ToT Laplus cunny meat!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881865
They should probably open a new Vtuber agency. Maybe this time it'll be run competently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881865
What the hell, Chloe actually looks REALLY good in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
what were they thinking with this

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara announced a special cooking stream
Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of masked figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on YouTube
One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
Chat is in full horror
Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
Another group of KFPs walk in
Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off
Taking Kiara's tits out of the oven
The smell of chicken and herbs fill the kitchen
You lay the tray down on the table
Picking up the knife, you slide its tip on her nipple
The roasted brown skin is glistening in oil
Its texture crispy and semi-dry
Thwacking the breast from the side, it barely jiggles. The breast fat lost its moisture and hardened
Picking up a fork, you start cutting a piece off
Steam puffs from the incision, the oil interior dripping out
You take a small cut and eat it
Chewy, soft, spongy, with scents of parsley and thyme
The fat melts in your mouth with the crispy skin around it giving flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882676
The suit gives a nice classy demeanour but then again she looked good with a torn mask on her face so probably she looks good in ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882779
God i hate KFP so fucking much, all your fantasies are just awful cope, atleast eggs talk about stalking kiara and smelling her cunt

[Anonymous No.]

Egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882779
>Stream starts
> You take a small cut and eat it

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883084
>ywn get to spread Finana's legs and eat up her caviar fresh from her pussy
Not fair!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope La+ gets the help she needs, Lui-nee and the others seem like they probably actually do care about her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883265
anon... La+ is already bacon by now. her loins are somewhere in yagoo's freezer. he's making pizza with them soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883265
>Lui-nee and the others seem like they probably actually do care about her too.

That's what happens when colleagues are friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883346
Well then I hope she gets the 4 cheese toppings she needs, Lui-nee and the others seem like they probably actually do care about eating it it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882676
for me, it's de gozaru

[Anonymous No.]

How much would each HoloX meat go on the market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882676
Suits are a great look for girls when done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883265
You can’t help people that can’t help themselves. I’m sure people would be happy to but La+ isn’t ready to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883816
Suits and skirt are a lethal combination.

>>39883763
Well, obviously the most pricey one is the bodyguard, since she's probably the only one than can put up a fight, also being human meat there would be a lot of secrecy involved.
Least pricey orca, unless they trimm the blubber first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883763
Does Laplus's meat get unsealed when prepared properly? I imagine that increases it's value immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884069
Blubber nuggets...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884133
Damn. Didn't think about that. Kicking La+ ass should be pretty easy but the body needs to be further treated afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884288
Imagine how smooth and soft La+ leather feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Why does this person have such a wide hand
Look at those fingers they're using to lewdly spread the HoloXdog
They have a pointer to thumb wingspan of like 7 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884684
New items from Balenciaga. SHIP 'EM OUT STAT!

>>39884264
Don't mind if I partake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
>Yes
>also Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884684
I bought a case of them, I'm hoping to receive the variant Summer HoloXdog. It was produced during the warm summer months, but I'm sure it's still fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39884964
My question would rather be: why is the packaging so much bigger than the actual hotdog? There's so much wasted paper and plastic it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39885601
By creating more pollution, the world will become easier to take over, upon which La+ will usher in the new Eden.

[Anonymous No.]

La+ ribeye steak
La+ meatballs
La+ gyoza
Oishi

[Anonymous No.]

is this the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39886312
I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39886312
Im hungry now

[Anonymous No.]

Lunch with Nina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39886594
Me too. I'm going to get me some of that sweet sweet orca ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39886975
hot!
>>39886594
likewise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
>>39885382
This fucking hot dog never stops being funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887545

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887785
HOW MANY DAMN IMAGES THERE ARE?! IT?S INSANITY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887785
Not enough actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887919
It's official. I'll be seeing this thing in my nightmares from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887198
>hot!

You're welcome, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887545
Here's another I have from a while ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>39888452
Shock therapy. That's the only way... Give all you got! I'll take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39888452
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39889689
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39886975
Imagine the scent of her flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Do those come stds free considering laplus uses them as sex toys before being packaged?

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>39895048
The rape adds to the flavour. Meat tender from the ryona and juiced with hormones

[Anonymous No.]

Watame oishi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
SCRAN OR NO SCRAN???

[Anonymous No.]

>>39900433
Premium scran, love

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
it's their compressed poop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39903689
That's way more affordable and easy to get... GENIOUS!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39907318

[Anonymous No.]

>>39907318
NOOOOOOO, DON'T EAT SENCHOU! SHE NEEDS TO FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

Im horny for Laplus rotisserie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
This is the most depressing looking hot dog I have ever seen. Why would any idol agency put their idols' image on such a trash product?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/W9y0bm3Xqbg
Mai-chan streaming soon. Get in here!

[Anonymous No.]

honestly the footy scran page made me admit that there can always be worse foods at events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
It's made from Chloe's smegma, harvested daily and processed in a unmarked factory near the Tokyo harbor where it is combined with insect starches and beef "scraps" to make the Hollocks Weenie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39887785
the hologlizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39908813
Because the product is made out of the idols. Like how burgers have cows printed on their wrappers

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrel tastes good

[Anonymous No.]

29 posters on a stealth thread is a respectable number. are we back? does everyone know about the off-site thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39915404
Maybe not. Plus most of them do not know it's us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39915418
maybe. granted, we were having more with the other stealth threads. we just don't have enough people at the right times. why are deadhours so bad for us? luckily, the jannies aren't killing our stealth threads anymore. we should consider taking over a bait thread next, if you guys are up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881610
HoloX make my bollox hurt. I've fapped to all of them an ungodly amount of times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882676
Hot women in sharp, dark suits is a godly combo, as Helltaker proved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883265
I'm sure she'll be just fine. Hardly like many 20 year olds have their shit fully together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883763
-Lap meat is lean, sweet and aged for over a million years. Commands big bucks
-Lui meat is the most versatile. It can be used in nearly every dish or is great fried. Commands big bucks
-Koyo meat has been subjected to chemical and GM treatment from a young age to make it the tastiest meat that science can generate. Would be cheaper than the others because hippies hate the GM tag but everyone else would appreciate it for it's abundance and deliciousness
-Chloe meat is considered a delicacy in Far East Asian countries. There is a thick blubber layer which might put off casual diners but those who have acquired the taste love it. Expensive since hippes don't like whale hunting
-Iroha meat is extremely lean and healthy. Highly nutritious and is known to fill your soul with renewed vigour. It's only a recently discovered rural meat so it's yet to hit it's full stide, price-wise but I'm sure it will explode in consumption soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39917276
I'm hungry now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Is this a stealth /meat/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39917276
i wonder if the hippies would make a good addition to the plater. but which meat do you think you would prefer? i think lap meat sounds the best, but if koyo meat is good enough i might be willing to try it.
>>39917572
this is a hotdog thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39917643
Could've fooled me
I miss /meat/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39917783
>>39917572
Maybe
>>39882779

[Anonymous No.]

>>39917643
Id order the Lapmeat with a side order of Lui-nuggies

[Anonymous No.]

redpill me on this fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918313
It has its own dedicated chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918313
It is only one tier below scat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918334
Used to have a general called /meat/ but it doesn't anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918400
You werent looking hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me. Just posting on the funniest thread here.

[Anonymous No.]

Grrr!! Slutty hag!! Needs ryona correction!! Will turn her meat into goulash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918537
Older meat needs to be well tenderized before it is palatable, afterall

[Anonymous No.]

I like to eat my Lapmeat raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918454
Guess I wasn't.
Anyways, stuff like that would be on /trash/ if they were banned from the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918608
They need to be fattened up.
Fatty meat is the best meat, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

VODs and scheduled streams

Minori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TepfLEyMEYw

Yami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ITLrvaNBk

Kyon song cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_nyTLY8BBQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918685
>>39917783
there is a thread on gurochan to help coordinate our stealth threads that we have been making on /vt/ for quite a while now. this one is just particularly stealthy, plus someone wanted an old-school thread instead of an officially /meat/ thread. you guys really haven't seen any of our threads this entire time? it's been months since the staples incident, where have you guys been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918907
>Staples incident
q-qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918907
I stopped tuning in to the /meat/ threads MONTHS ago. When I came back to actively look for them they were gone. My first instinct was automatically /trash/, as that's where most of the banned threads go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918996
Sadly /trash/ is a mine field
Our chuubas are uooh and that's bannable
Also the board is much faster at kicking off threads than /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39919104
I guess for the other posters tuning back into /meat/, they'll have to look deeper now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918945
comma sealed her dentata.
>>39918996
so you missed the time we started raiding bait threads to avoid getting banned by jannies, yet still got banned while the bait threads were allowed to continue, leading to us uncovering the fact that jannies have been using bait threads as lolcows to send clips of to twitter and reddit? you missed a lot of kino. hopefully you'll be back for good now. i can't give you a link to the gc thread in fear of jannies finding it, but i can help you if you decide you want to look for it. it's really worth it if you want to stay up to date on our stealth threads.

[Anonymous No.]

For now lets just shift to 'thematic' threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>39919216
More like, konma sealed her manko

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitter.com/ryonaxlove/status/1607691469728657409
Akira! I love her so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39918537
Me next! SLAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39919216
Wow. Sounds like I missed a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39920567
You missed out on kino
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/32238873/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39920567
it inspired a few threads complaining about it. apparently they weren't even from /meat/. they were just people who happened to hear about it while we were doing our stuff. they've mostly died down now, though, but you'll find a few people mention it from time to time still. also, there are two /asp/irants, one of which sort of disappeared for some reason, the other pops by in the gurochan thread from time to time. kyutesai actually did a stream but it was unlisted and hasn't done all that much since due to i guess holiday-related business, and i have been missing kimoko since the last time we heard from her, but hopefully things get better in that regard. you can probably get kyutesai to respond if you say something in the gc thread. here are the links to the unlisted stuff they did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adATKuNYKtY&list=LL&index=45 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feJudtc_S0M&list=LL&index=6&t=2s enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39912157
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39900433
The cheese is supposed to be like nacho cheese...this is not how you make cheese fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39920957
The idols arent for branding. Theyre for telling you the ingredients. HoloXdog is HoloX

[Anonymous No.]

>>39921127
oishi... Chloe fat and Lui meat...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39922383
what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39923958
An oshi shrine duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39924728
it's beautiful. who did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39925342
Minori shared it on her twitter. I forgot the date

[Anonymous No.]

>>39925662
it's a nice image. unfortunate i didn't notice it prior.

[Anonymous No.]

so, if this thread ends up dying, should we consider taking over a bait thread? we can discuss it in more detail in the off site thread, but i think it would be pretty interesting, depending on how many of the 38 here stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39930687
There are not any big yabs lately however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39930966
true. i guess i hadn't thought about it like that. in that case our normal threads might be more eye-catching than the common low-tier bait thread that might pop up from time to time when there aren't any important controversies going on. it's worth adding a mental note of that as a con to that option should we discuss it later on. ok then, what do you suggest we do? another stealth thread would be good, but if you have better ideas, that would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else awake?

[Anonymous No.]

how delicious are Okayu's tits?

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare the duck. We're making peking duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39934919
fatty. lots of fat. did I mentioned dripping with fat? it's choke full of fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881410
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39934919
yabeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>39934919
Oishi! would taste with cream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39881798
Cuts her loins

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39883584
Saber fate/zero, Irisviel's wanna be hero, FF addict, fake fit cracker, carpet mucher looking ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39882779
Now make one for Ina and Gura sushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>39967432