/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Manga Edition

Last thread: >>39839000

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

u suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862706
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862582
Thanks for baking, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862781
Faram.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute dorky husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862959
tiny Nowa!! I want to vore him!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught up. Callisto Protocol was rough but I'm thankful for the first half of that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862781
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39862917
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Only the sloppiest of toppies for my nowa oji

[Anonymous No.]

praying for the MRE stream today

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>>39863347
uohhh I want to make him quiver and moan like the WHORE he is...!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39863366
I will rape him if he doesn't deliver

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>>39862959
I wonder what a Vesper tea would taste like...

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>>39862977
I know it's been a while but that's just a tofu clone of Nowaji

...Sims 4 stream when, Maglord

[Anonymous No.]

これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

>>39862781
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

WWYD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39864059
I have a broken ankle and a stomachache that's threatening to burst my fecal matter out of my prostate at the slightest urge of farting, anon. I just want to sleep on this comfy bed

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>>39863804
Zeta... you missed your shot

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I can’t believe this fucking groomer showed up to Altare’s stream to give him a single line of praise and disappear again… he’s keeping him hooked…

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>>39864340
altare was seething so he didnt even see it

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>>39864221
>fecal matter out of my prostate
That's not how it w-... nvm, go get that ankle looked at unless you're a burger without insurance, in which case DIY brace is your friend I guess lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39864340
>tells Leader here is at his corner rooting for him
>switches to Kronii's stream and receives more psychological damage
WHORE
CHEATER
JUST LIKE YOUR YOUNGER SELF AXEL

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>>39864221

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>>39863366
Mmmm nice wah

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>>39864593
Is leader the only Tempus who wouldn't cheat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39864952
Yes

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>>39864254
>俺
zeto...

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>>39864593
Yeah, he's the type of guy that would everyone in hia circle the benefit of the doubt,he should honestly just date eastern women since moat of them are family oriented anyway.

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>>39864952
>Magni = village bicycle, everyone gets a ride
>Axel = Vesper = WHORES, play favorites and gaslight
>Altare = punished, reserved, only care's for his younger sibling's well being
Yes

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>>39864059
BREED

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>>39864952
Yes. He’s been cheated on before and clearly suffered major psychological damage from it. He’s probably the EN member most likely to stab someone for cheating on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865108
What does Zeta use? ore? boku?

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>>39865339
she changes it a lot depending on who she talks to but I mostly hear her use ore

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>>39865269
I can't believe Vesper is gonna get stabbed, again.

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>>39865402
Third time’s the charm!

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>>39865435
third? i thought it only happened once

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865402
It all makes sense now - he keeps getting stabbed because he's a cheating WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865269
tempus needs correction from altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865488
He’s been stabbed twice before, anon. If Altare stabbed him it would be the third time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865534
oh well, third time's the charm as they say. not like he would die since he is a vampire...

[Anonymous No.]

You're not so far off the deep end that you've made a Tempusona, right /mans/?

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>>39865650
Magsonas is such a fucking cringy leech behavior

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>>39865386
How manly...

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>>39865611
You know that vampires can die if they get stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake? The other 2 times missed his heart, third time is the charm

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>>39863509
Giving him the sloppiest of toppies for Vesper so that he’d call me a good girl.. ToT
ywn be praised by Nowa Oji and rewarded with sex..

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>>39865736
I wish Altare would stab me in the heart with a wooden stake

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to the tempus podcast?

[Anonymous No.]

uuu where's aniki's next cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865736
>vampire hunter tracked down a vampire family and found their youngest member pretending to be a college student
>after witnessing the young vampire walk through a typhoon, he comes to the conclusion that he must slay it before it gets more powerful
>he tracks the vampire's schedule and finds that he gets drunk regularly at a bar
>on one such occasion, the vampire hunter decides to take the plunge and attempts to stake the vampire in the heart
>little did he know, the vampire was just pretending to be drunk and easily turns the tide on the hunter after he misses the heart and plunges the stake into the vampire's back
>the vampire then tells this story years as a "joke" story to taunt other vampire hunters to come try their best
naruhodo

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>>39865611
>>39865736
>>39865984
take this NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865984
Pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39865736
meds

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>>39866059
that very vampire is currently on their yearly ritual of travelling around the united states and preying on random families
I am in grave danger, I fear that they have realized my monitoring. If you are a part of the association, their current locatio

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>>39865984
nice story...
however you need to take these

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>>39866133
Good, seems like the meds finally started taking effect.

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>>39865650
I'm making one at the moment, I've been suckered in this community......

[Anonymous No.]

I need soundposts, onegai
People keep fucking up the name files

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>>39866328
there's plenty here
https://rentry.org/tempussounds

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>>39865736
https://streamable.com/6tpx96

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>>39866578
But that whore will enjoy that...

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any recommendations of what I should watch in terms of fun streams? I'm really new to the boys and vtubers in general but I like what I've watched so far! It's mostly been clips, though.

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>>39864340
I want to be groomed by Nowa oji so bad ToT

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>>39864593
Kronii is homewrecking Altnowa's marriage

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here to make fun of leader

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>>39866836
Who do you like the best so far?

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>>39867004
>t.Vesper
we know how much you hate him...no need to rub it in...

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>>39866969
just ask an ojianon to groom you?
they will even be tsundere about it just like nowa.

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>>39866976
Leader is not gay, he has relationships with women(girl_dm) sex with men(Vesper)

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>>39867030
Magni and then Vesper. I haven't watched any of Axel's things and most of Altare that I've seen has been in collabs with the boys.

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>>39867037
Actually I hate my fans and leader, but leader will get the hate sex at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867080
>ojianon
No I don't want to groom anyone..why must you torment me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867122
why did I read this in Vesper's voice... it doesn't even sound like something he would say

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>>39867114
For Magni and Vesper, my favourite is the Sims 4 series. I cried, I laughed so hard.

https://youtu.be/7jz4pXq9jqE?t=202

Altare also joins them in one of the later episodes.

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>>39867170
you aren't the only oji here grandpa
also, told you they would be tsun about it

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>>39867114
Axel's needy girls overdose streams were amazing and worth a watch. Basically all of his light novel playthroughs have been a hit. His Fire emblem 3 houses stream was pretty good too. Most likely will become an ongoing playthrough if you want to watch him on his journey through the game live.

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>>39866836
I'd suggest all of their full collabs, and if you like Magni and Vesper the most then maybe the sims series on Magni's channel

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>>39866836
all their full collabs are good but a few of my favorites are: mario party, phasmophobia, DND, deep rock galactic, early raft

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>>39866836
This is unironically the best stream of the new Pokémon game in HoloEN.
https://youtu.be/IuN66w414AM

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>>39867238
should recommend them the entire magnoir off collab week vods + the unarchived karaoke they did if we can find the archive anywhere.

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>>39867215
>>39867232
>>39867237
>>39867238
>>39867258
Oh gosh, wow, thank you all very much. I'll grab them all and watch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867275
don’t bother

[Anonymous No.]

fujos kowai..... the boys will definitely have no issues when it comes to merch sales...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867114
They had a stealth collab in magnis sonic stream, shit was kino

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>>39866836
I cant recommend you to be a Tempus fan, these guys are pretry unhinged and will private vods when a lot of mistakes were made in the stream, so be sure to have time to watch their streams, you will never know which ones will the vod get privated/removed. Otherwise leave.

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>>39866836
These are some of my favorites
https://youtu.be/cY89ZNpzymA
https://youtu.be/mP1K9StX7Bc (with zeta)
https://youtu.be/smX_dzhfjzk
https://youtu.be/Pl0UyGYt5yg

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>39867383
cums on u

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/an_Owlette/status/1608448902461796355/photo

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>>39867366
based gachi buying tons of merch

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>>39867366
I should have ordered two of aniki's birthday merch

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>>39867114
If you like Magni
https://youtu.be/09QRDpBMfaQ

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>>39867366
assuming you aren't flipping them... what do you do with all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867476
it’s probably a group order to save on shipping actually

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>>39867366
This is definitely Adrianne KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867366
you just need to look at their senpais to know that merch sales won't be a problem
>>39867476
make a shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>altare's dad is a prepper who loves guns
>vesper is a prepper who loves guns
interesting...

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>>39867476
I'm a fujo so i'll let you know that we tend to buy multiple of the same items to form shrines and stuff just to show our affection for the character we like. I have a shrine dedicated to N from Pokemon that I made when I was a teenager. its filled with a bunch of official merch..

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>>39867476
collect them of course

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>>39867366
t. Newbie

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>>39867230
You dastard

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>>39867402
>>39867367
>>39867459
Thank you, I will also add these to the list!

>>39867383
Thank you for the advice.

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>>39867679
gottem

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>>39867664
Show the Temma one

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>>39867664
Jesus... This is probably a nip thing though, EN fans aren't like this

[Anonymous No.]

cant wait to see the altyume and vesyume shrines.... those two seem to have the most parasocial fanbases in Tempus..

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>>39867855
EN fujos are like this anon

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>>39867855
i would be like this if shipping prices werent such bullshit

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>>39867855
You'd be surprised

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>>39867855
Don't underestimate the power of gachis, be it woman or man

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Leader’s stream last night might have been a miserable train wreck but it was also fucking based.

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>>39867664
That's kind of an asshole move isn't it?
If she liked him so much she should understand the pain of ~40 other fans that couldn't get a signed copy because she hogged them

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>>39867972
Worth it for the Yantare

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>>39868012
Weren't those goods MTO?
Besides, people buying large quantities of merch and later selling them is pretty much the only one you are gonna be able to get old merch

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>>39867855
Think again anon
Mind you it's not to the extent of that buka but it exists

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>>39868244
>MTO
In that case forget I said anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39868263
Is this person still holding up okay?

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>>39868072
Yeah, the whole "Monika loves you - she's doing it because she wants what's best for you" bit was peak Yantare

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>>39868263
This seems a lot more normal

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>>39868429
Anyone got that moment timestamped? Loved chat saying “why do you think I watch you” to him asking why they wouldn’t want a sociopath obsessive gf, kek

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>>39867552
Also
>They have a collection of swords
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

In a months time, Leader will be commemorating his birthday

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>>39868604
Man, I’m so excited for it but maybe he isn’t….
Hope the preparations aren’t stressing him too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39868604
>no totsu
sigh

[Anonymous No.]

Is magni a little...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39868814
No he is VERY

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Callisto protocol such a bad experience for Altare? What exactly happened that was so demotivating?

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>>39868714
He could do what Kaela did at the very least.

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>>39869002
Bad stuffs happen irl. That shitty game was just his final straw

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>>39869002
It's a low effort repetitive gameplay loop with annoying characters, and Altare had already had a shitty day

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>>39869079
How bad could it have been? Couldn't he just stop playing?

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>>39869002
>>39836878
>>39836895

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>>39869032
He said he doesn’t wanna do the totsu to “break tradition” and because he doesn’t like taking to people, but he didn’t seem to like that idea either. Seems like the idea of people doing things for him makes him uncomfortable

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>>39869002
He was already feeling down from lots of things that went wrong that day, and the last few hours f the game were really just shit to play.

>>39869104
This is Altare, so no. He wanted to finish it because he didn't want people to be disappointed and he knew he'd never pick it up again if he stopped

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>>39869129
But if a games bad just literally stop playing. I don't think anybody would have cared if he just switched to minecraft to wind down.

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>>39869002
Repetitive gameplay, Boring set pieces, No enemy variety.
Corridor > 2 headed boss >Corridor > 2 headed boss the whole game.

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>>39869133
Yeah, the breaking tradition thing is a justification. He seems to just hate having attention on himself for a special day. Like I’m pretty sure it’s a big part of his negative mood right now… this menhera…

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>>39869133
the break tradition was just a counter to people in chat saying it was tradition to do the totsu

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>>39869133
He's way too awkward for a totsu so I don't want him to do one either.
I think a Tempus collab or a karaoke endurance or anything else that he enjoys doing would be a better vibe.

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>>39869133
As someone who also gets very uncomfortable when people do nice things for them, I get it. He probably feels like any thanks he could give them would be inadequate in response to what they did for him.

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>>39869325
Yeah, I feel the same way. Altare is okay dealing with a few people at a time, but a long string of call-ins from people he doesn't really know sounds like it would just be a miserable experience for him, and I'd rather he enjoy his day doing something fun

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>>39869325
If he does a batsu I’ll cry.

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>>39869440
of happiness?

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>>39869325
I had a hard time accepting that he didn’t want the totsu mainly because I wanted to see the other boys tell him nice things like he did (and with Magni and Axel already looking for gifts for him make me cry inside a little) but at least he is not entirely closed to do something with them. The karaoke would be a nice idea, I just hope management isn’t pressuring him to do something big to replace the totsu

[Anonymous No.]

cute boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869504
No, because I’d find it a bummer for him to default to playing the class clown who gets punished for the audience’s amusement on a day that’s supposed to be special for him. I know it’s schizo of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869575
Who hurt my boyfriendlittlebrother?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /MANS/, I hope you guys are doing okay in these holidays.
I had to take a forced 3 days vacation because I made the joke that Nowa used to be called Dracula (Vlad) :')
At least I had the time to touch my tablet again and hopefully starting to draw for this upcoming year.

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>>39869575
did Nowa do this to him... Altare is probably just happy he got to spend some time with the ojisan, even if that time spent was just Nowa beating the shit out of him.

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>>39869575
He looks like he got into a fight with a bunch of kids from another school that called him short

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>>39869688
never forget your meds anonchama but i hope drawing goes well for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869575
He "heroically" beat up a bunch of "bullies" that were "bullying" his "friend", what a "good boy"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867366
fuck i regret buying only the mug. those keychains look very appealing now that the boys have grown on me so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869933
A FUCKING MUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869784

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>>39869933
I also regret not buying them. I'll probably splurge on Leader's bday merch to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39866836
Vesper FTL, easilly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869326
If i make it to Stars EN 2, i promise i will be the sort of sensitive individual who breaks down and cries every time someone super chats me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cramped quarters
>Arrow slits in walls
>Caltrops on floor
>Experienced Oldfag DM
You guys ready for Tucker's Kobolds in ep 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39869704
>Altare taking Vesper’s hot-tempered abuse gratefully because it means Vesper is paying attention to him
Ah…

[Anonymous No.]

My vintage keyboard synth arrived!
>t. Not Magni

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>>39870257
Vesper would probably be the type to hit him in a fit of blind rage, then apologize like crazy , buy him gifts, and act like the most attentive man in the world to make up for it all, keeping Altare hooked even though Alt knows he's not good for him in the long run.. ToT

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>>39870420
women are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>39870502
men are weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>39870518
fuck i want him to look down on me in disgust like that

[Anonymous No.]

ahhh I wish I were Axel so that I could've been called a good boy by Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>39870809
Fuck man why remind me
IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39870420
Altare is so weak to the people he loves… I could see him really coping with “it’s worth it to be hurt if it makes me a better person to be punished”… and his love language is gifts that’s proof to him that Vesper really cares enough to make everything worth it ToT

[Anonymous No.]

ahhh I wish I was Axel so that I could've been called a bad boy by Pochi

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>>39870155

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/1soraille2/status/1608493897214496770

[Anonymous No.]

Do you see the boys getting Kpop levels of obsessive fans in the future??

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>>39870856
whenever people bring it up to him that Vesper isn't all he's cracked up to be and that he isn't good for him he'll cope with "He's not always like this...he just has a small anger problem is all...he's a good guy.." probably hiding away his sadness because being with him makes him feel the highest of highs and the lowest of lows and he can't will himself free from it all ToT Vesper has him trapped in his web

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867855
hahahahahahahaha someone post the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871103
luxiem already has that market on a chokehold. Holostars fans for the most part have always been just your run of the mill fujos

[natural order No.]

natural order

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871103
I think they already have some

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871168
but their fans are mostly CN and SEA, Tempus has South America, US, EU opportunity.
Although I don't know if its a good or a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871173
I love this exchange.
I assume that pako's pfp is him in his artstyle? A female pako would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Being an AxelYume is suffering. I had to close the vod of the cooking stream.

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>>39871479
god I cant imagine kek. He cant seem to go one stream without talking about an attractive woman, let alone a handcam stream where he's feeding one by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't buy the keychains or mug
>bought Axel's bday merch but skipped out on Magni, my now oshi
The pain...

Though I'm excited for when Tempus starts getting cute chibi merch like other branches.

[Anonymous No.]

>39871479
bad larp

[Anonymous No.]

If Leader cancel his MRE review I'm gonna become an anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871479
Weak mentality, sister. You have to look at it in terms of opportunity. Who do you think you have a real shot with, the opsec autist, the "don't touch me I'm an idol", the "anger issues got me suspended" nowaoji or the "if there's a hole there's a way", the "I'll flirt with manechan despite it being forbidden", the "sex is amazing" aniki?
If you meet Axel in real life, point your asshole at him and his dick is yours. Good luck even meeting Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871551
the fuck is MRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39866836
You still here, newfag? Well, of course you are, don't forget that (You) are here forever. Enjoy your stay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871729
Meal Ready to Eat aka Military Rations

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871678
Either you're extremely hot or you're just lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871729
Meals that last a long time, take up not too much space and can heat themselves up. Something only a prepper or soldier would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871772
just dress in gothloli and gg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871551
it's a handcam stream, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871880
yep, he even mentioned having to trim his nails for it while staring at his hands during a cutscene in the callisto protocol kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871908
leadah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871798
they also taste awful for the most part

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871908
Good, I'll get the lotion ready then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872018
I’ve never had one but wouldn’t expect much. Can’t they last over a decade? There’s some YouTube videos of some people eating decades old MREs and some of the food is still edible.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm the only person /here/ who didn't enjoy the Callisto Protocol stream yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>Buntare is canon
>Vesper has a vore fetish
Wolf Vesper hunting down and eating bunny Altare fic/art when....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872018
Eh, I've had quite a few from Brazil's Army and they all tasted good. Of course, not better than a regular fresh meal, but they tasted good for what is essentially heating some bags of jelly food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872018
t. pissy mommy boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872139
The first half was decent and had some hot Yantare moments, but no one actually "enjoyed" the second half. Least of all Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871729
Million Regis Experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872150
>Vesper has a vore fetish
Uh, he's not the only one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjs6SJv__U

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/DwiHigashi/status/1608493124170715136

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872263
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872270
ToT
uooohhh consensual mutual altnowa vore session !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872203
Except when you are "simulating war" and are not allowed to heat up your MREs and are expected to have them cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39868012
Kinda, but aside that this is a trend on its own this photo is from 2020 when they where q smaller group and fans like her where helping a lot more with merch sales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872279
this reminds me so much of my cousins... i love their interactions so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872279
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871479
Sister please drop him and go fall in love with Shien or something he's a cheater not worth being a gachi for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871545
obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872735
I'll be the last Axel girlfriend alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>39871729
Oh you're in for a deep rabbit hole brother

[Anonymous No.]

3 mins till DnD episode 2 premieres btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx2-66W8Ci8

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872945
>20 more minutes of nothing happening
...thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872930
Where is he...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872945
I forgot thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872986
Sorry sister but this thread is going to be for men only while Vesper's video is premiering, please come back in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

why are the boys' emotes so hard to read? I thought it was an Axel thing, I only know which emote is which by reading the text when posting, but now on Nowa's prechat they're all hard to see as well

[Anonymous No.]

>Zeta and Axel
>Kobo and Altare
>Magni and Ollie
So which ID girl is gonna adopt Nowa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873040
>for men only
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow he commissioned an intro for the dnd videos?

[Anonymous No.]

that's some high quality intro for a 20 minute DnD episode...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872516
Yeah, I ate mine cold during field camp. They had black sides so you could leave them out in the hot sun to warm up for a bit, but I was too hungry to bother with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873157
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873157
>>39873180
that's one of the default youtube premiere intros

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873099
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873197
Risu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873190
>>39873197
>They weren't here yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873157
Why did you post this again lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>30 kg
I can dominate catxel and he wouldn't be able to fight back...

[Anonymous No.]

>Catxel is less than 70 pounds
UOHHHHHHHHHH ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>30kilograms
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CATXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873157
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

Lightweight Catxel ToT

[Anonymous No.]

CHOOSE UR FIGHTER
>Magni "The Town Bicycle" Dezmond
>Vesper "Unwilling Whore" Noir
>Axel "Likes To Talk About Sex But Doesn't Know How To Do It" Syrios
>Regis "Unironic Yandere" Altare

[Anonymous No.]

I could throw Catxel over a mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873099
Hopefully Iofi since she's the only good ID woman.

[Anonymous No.]

CATXEL CAN BE MANHANDLED BY ALTOR ToT

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna die

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873099
Hopefully Moona so she can teach him Minecraft and turn him into the redstone NPC that the server needs.

[Anonymous No.]

rip yabe party...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873333
>Unwilling
LMAO, keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873235
anon... I'm copying yesterday's reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873235
>imagine being here everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873405
Welp, now we know what we need to do tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

This Catxel XIII is not half bad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Will he upload the whole session when it's finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873524
fuck off man why am i turned on by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873536
Why would he? Just watch all of them in one go

[Anonymous No.]

thread is slow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39872135
yeah you shouldn't expect much. Ive had a couple from the military dudes I used to work with. I had a chicken stew or something and a chili one. they're filled with a bunch of carbs and calories so you dont have to worry about dying from lack of nutrition during war. I don't know if they could last over a decade but the ones I had were a year or two old. they switch out the mres with different stuff once in awhile.
>>39872203
Ive only had american ones but Ive heard mres from other countries can be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Have Altor done anything good yet since the start of the campaign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873576
idk just wondering. The jumpcuts fuck with my autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873643
He's fallen into a trap, thrown himself into a magical door, fallen into another hole and smashed a few rats. He's... trying.

[Anonymous No.]

wait this is 5e... damn that kinda souring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873671
Same, I like it unfiltered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873643
Magni won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873671
They're subtle enough for them not to bother me, honestly. Maybe he can upload the full session for members if enough people asks him.

[Anonymous No.]

He's doing the voice! Curiobot is actually back

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is healing...

[Anonymous No.]

CurioBOT advances

[Anonymous No.]

ELDRITCH BLAST

[Anonymous No.]

>rolls a FUCKING NAT 20
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus nice roll

[Anonymous No.]

5 more minutes tick tok

[Anonymous No.]

can't wait for the new CurioBot fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873694
le perms autism unfortunately. But for Magni and Axel's first DND is a good choice

[Anonymous No.]

>Be some poor goblin that attacks some robot
>DIE immediately after

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873582
gomen... i want to watch it all in one go. the previous episode felt too short for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873866
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873866
>Magni to the goblin

[Anonymous No.]

Blasted his head clean off

[Anonymous No.]

>dont humanize them
...Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love CurioBOT.

[Anonymous No.]

3 more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>lmao they're gonna totally die
>wtf they lived what is this luck
Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>I am Archer
Axel Shirou...

[Anonymous No.]

*dink*
altor is tanky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873959
We know at least one of them will live until the very end since by that time the campaign will be over, yes

[Anonymous No.]

His luck never changes

[Anonymous No.]

>3 intimidation

[Anonymous No.]

>baby wagus pathetically squeaks at the goblin
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to choke the life out of Altare

[Anonymous No.]

did u rike it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874066
Yeah, with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S IT?????
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

They need an outro fr

[Anonymous No.]

That was so quick.

[Anonymous No.]

combat is fun in this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874093
yes, thank you


YOU WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm watching clips when I watch these

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874093
tell editor to add an intro and outro
but yes i rike et

[Anonymous No.]

That was a good fight. CurioBOT carrying once again, Catxel being clutch and Altor doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking magni being the hard carry of the group,
even goblins fall to him.

Catxel does have adecent precision from time to time, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>he wasnt in chat today
he hates us again

[Anonymous No.]

How was that 20 minutes?!

[Anonymous No.]

anyone want to play a game of gartic before Nowa's space?

[Anonymous No.]

Great episode, Vesper Noir. I am glad you have come to appreciate the value of shorter content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874093
I'm not feeling this format ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874165
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

they probably played a 90-120 minute session. with stuff cut out, there's not gonna be much content in each episode if there's 5 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874161
did he say he was having a space today? I cant remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874165
shut up and suck my cock Omega

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874187
he will try at least. gonna be in a restaurant toilet if so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874165
Vesper's about to get another suspension once he's done correcting you

[Anonymous No.]

Does Sunless Citadel have any HARD bosses?

[Anonymous No.]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01d0b1ebbc
1 game? Just to unwind.

[Anonymous No.]

See? This is why I ain't giving this premieres my +1 view. I'd rather watch the whole thing and small bits. Wake me up when the final episode releases and I can binge watch it. If you can stand this, you are a fucking masochist

[Anonymous No.]

20 minutes session, ffs

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa twitter space from a restaurant bathroom where the vesties can hear him giving blowjobs to random men!!!!! >__<

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874181
>>39874207
>>39874252
W-what? You don't understand, this is the peak of content! Nothing is going to keep viewer retention like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874115
Needed an intro too, the classic grey filter+few seconds collage of moments with them screaming and laughing+"in the previous episode" text.
I liked the cuts but it starts and ends too subtly, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874182
According to Nowa they had a 3 hour session. Considering there are 5 20 minute episodes, a whole 40 minute has been cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874415
he said that the last two episodes were closer to 15-17 minutes long as well. I really hope there wasnt anything interesting in the parts cut out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874415
Vesper said the final 3 are shorter than 20 min

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to force Omegaposting back

[Anonymous No.]

>stretches an offcollab planned to last a couple days into a week where he doesn’t stream for half of them
>comes back and gets suspended for two weeks
>comes back and goes on vacation for another week
>going to come back and then go to Japan for at least another week where he doesn’t stream for half of it
Nice “stream monster”, Veskeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874452
this... /MANS/ we need to let it go.. It was a fun time in our history but it's time to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874415
setting up and the boys trying to relearn roll20 is probably part of the 3 hour session

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874480
the word veskek looks really funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874452
>>39874488
I will always be here, to continue being the beacon of misinformation and schizophrenia to tourists

[Anonymous No.]

Catxel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874545
Catxel VI

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper did this because he thinks 1 short episode a day is better than a long episode a week. As such for him, quantity > quality. This proves that he is quick shooter and wouldn't last long in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874637
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874637
just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

Chances of Axel meeting up with Bae or Mori in japan though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874538
I love bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
He didn't even meet all of his stars senpais, YAGOO or saw his merch in person. He's too busy pounding manechan to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
mori 10% bae 0%, the girls are busy with Holofes, back to the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874326
You've could just waited to see all instead of whining about it like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
He is most likely going to meet Fubuki, Matsuri, or Sora before he meets any of the EN girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
I'm not very good at statistics but considering Japan's size and population I would say 0,00077% if goes out and walks around for 3 hours a single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874750
He met with uproar minus Fuma

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
he cares more about fucking random cosplay whores than meeting his senpais please understand

[Anonymous No.]

Tokyo is so big... looks like a soon-to-be MegaCity ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874839
>Random cosplay whores
Be nice to manechan she's hardly "random"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874815
Wasn't it Uyu who was busy that day? Either way I said "all", anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874876
Yuetsu is gorimane...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874839
They're their senpais too btw.

[Anonymous No.]

These 20 minute episodes suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875017
of course

[Anonymous No.]

How do I survive this PST/JST timezone supremacy arc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875075
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39874697
Bae is in japan? God damn and Nowa is going there soon too. We might be able to get the Tempus full collab early this year after all, assuming Leader stops being stingy with money

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Magni's WWE streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875077
you dont. Kneel to your overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader is awake and posting dumb shit…plz let him be better today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875277
Same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39873560
Embrace the horniness for the 30kg tiny, soft, supple catboy, anon. It's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875197
>leader is stingy with money
DYRBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875336
Honestly, it would've been better if Catxel was a girl. I feel like the fantsay trap catboy trope is so overused

[Anonymous No.]

So, you think there's any chance of Leader playing STALKER 2? And I ask not only from his taste in videogames but because of perms and the game's themes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875393
He will surprise join Axel and Nowa and will call vespo a whore and axel a retard on stream and get suspended for a month at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875569
He's going to do it on purpose just before his birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875518
will that game actually come out? aren't the devs all dying or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875569
based Leader as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875393
...Yes. What are you even implying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875469
unbased

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875197
He's definitely not stingy with money, from the way he talked about the vocal coach (biting the bullet) it's definitely not cheap. Also trying to get the car he bought in a decent shape to pass the certification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39867366
I'm glad I bought the acrylic stand, it looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875197
Leader (and Magni) don't want to go to Japan, and they're right for this.
There's literally nothing they can do in Japan that they can't do in NA, except fool around doing shit offcollabs. Better just grind with streams and vocal training back home, make money and buy upgrades, improve your loving condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875518
He didn't get into Fallout much but he is willing to try new games. Perms might be the problem though, otherwise Botan would have been playing STALKER she plays it as her roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875601
Sausage, leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875627
Yes, the game will come out (new trailer in 2 minutes) and yes the devs are dying, I think 2 died in the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875737
>improve your loving condition.
Magni's love dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the Magni date later today! Sonic Prime has been unironically fun watch so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875715
I think I used the wrong word. I mean he isn't willing to pay for luxuries unless it's his for pikachu autism. He is more than ready to pay for content and improving his streams though. It's just a matter if he categorizes meeting with the boys in Japan as Luxury or Necessity. Even him paying to fix his car is because he needed to not because he wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875197
Altare said it's not about money, he's not going to Japan because he doesn't want to mess up the routine he has going now and he wants to wait until they have a proper setup arranged rather than working with a sketchy company laptop like Axel is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875739
Fallout and Stalker are extremely different as games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875662
Didn't he buy Magni a mint copy of the first Sonic copy? Pretty sure that wasn't cheap

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa creampie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875923
He doesn't like to spend money on himself. Gifts are his love language though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875893
I don't know, it was very apparent he got a trash car because he wanted the experience of fixing it, at the end of the day he could get a 2002 used car in working conditions for way cheaper than what he's spending fixing a waste car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875277
Remember WWE?
Remember The Sims?
Remember Judge Magni?
Remember Don't Starve?
Remember Soul Link?
Remember Factorio?
Remember Twilight Princess?
Remember Devil May Cry?
Remember /magnoir/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875469
shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876062
>Devil May Cry
Holy fuck I just checked. The VOD is STILL down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876033
Women can never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

30kg... Is catxel really 6ft?? I'm 5'5" and only 120lbs....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876033
Gayest post in this whole thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876119
Axelotls failed to groom Axel into being the action game vtuber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875926
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876200
That's fine, there aren't a lot of good action games besides DMC anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875905
>knows that taking time off will fuck up his comfy autism routine
he is actually based for recognizing this. even when he went on a road trip with friends he preplanned for months he clearly just wanted to go back to the routine when he got back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876119
Wait, I forgot now, why did it even get privated in the first place?
The DMC streams were so good too... maybe we can make him play Bayonetta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876168
he's got a tiny little fuckable catboy build

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876200
The problem is most of his paypigs are SEA/chang women. So now most of his content are zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876275
Steam overlay I think it was? I can't remember either

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876275
minor yab, just like the Don't Starve VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876119
I FUCKING knew I should've SC'd at the end of his 5 hr zatsu where he mentioned unlisting without editing. This bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>no twitter space

HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry bros! We still have DRG! Surely they won't drop it right?

[Anonymous No.]

Cover sets up its EN streamers to fail.
How can you expect them to stream during EN hours but have them work on other projects during JP hours?
Burnout is imminent.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't mind him not returning to DMC3, despite it being one of my favorite games. I didn't catch the VODless stream, but he was clearly not enjoying it anymore in the previous one already. It's no fun if the streamer isn't enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876418
What the fuck is DRG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876473
No no no. The problem is he should've played DMC5 first

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876495
Deep Rock Galactica, they pretty much already dropped it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876418
I dunno, why don’t you ask Vesper if he still wants to play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876447
actually retarded they contribute to worsen their talents' health

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876533
why are EN fans like this?

[Anonymous No.]

It's over bros... Tempus has fallen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876607
fallen on my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876607
WAIT FOR ME, I WILL BE THE NEXT HOLOSTAR. LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH BROTHERS AND SISTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876607
aniki is the most fun I've ever had with chuubas, can't relate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876447
The boys just have to stream less

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876654
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876495

[Anonymous No.]

I'm exposing myself as an ex-nijifag here but just know despite the limited perms and "lack of streams", the boys are unironically putting in better/more varied content compared to most vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876788
Everyone is just shitposting because it's a busy month for everyone in holopro no one really thinks Tempus is falling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876788
What does the ex niji thing have to do with anything?
Im just shitposting bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>39876871
I can see that

>>39876923
Just trying to imply that there are worst outcomes when it comes to streaming games gacha games

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877023
oh god anything but THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39875883
Same, loved the first watchalong and I've been looking forward to the followup. I hope Magni decides to do more watchalongs later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877023
That's when the perma autism comes clutch, because they can't stream most of the gacha games

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so jealous of female Axel fans, you guys have a legit chance of fucking your oshi unlike us men

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877212
donmai dattebayo

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I am waiting for all episodes to be done airing before watching them in one go. I get why Nowa did it this way and of course is just this one time because of how busy he is with family but watching 20 mins videos sounds like such a pain because of how invested I get in this stuff.

Anyway, how it has been so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877153
>perma autism
kek it's a typo but it perfectly describes JP game companies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877277
fun to watch but nothing really happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877023
I would take gacha streams all day if that meant getting her back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877277
So far just a pretty direct continuation of what happened in the first episode with them walking around and fighting a few easy goblins. Nothing too exciting yet, but still enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877277
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877023
Magni got banned from walmart cause of fate grand order....

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US (ME)
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1608548292018708486

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877582
NOT CANCELLED NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877582
that fucking thumbnail…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877309
What's funny is that it's actually Chinese perma autism at work here, which is somehow the only force stronger than Japanese autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877582
December really is an Altare month huh? He pretty much carried the boys this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877582
Nice. Glad to see it's still on, I just hope Leader isn't too weighed down by his apparently bad day yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877714
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877777
waste of digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877714
magni and axel had some good streams as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877582
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877742
Not to sound like an asshole, but when is he NOT having a bad day? Like I never ever hear him say he had a good day, or an average day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877714
Altare has carried every month except October if you mean quantity of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39877844
he's had about 10 good days since June