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>>39416980
I love me some hags

>> No.39417383

I WILL marry, impregnate, and raise children with Senchou. I WILL give her the happiness she deserves, and we will grow old together

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>>39416980

>> No.39421509
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stop liking older women

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The unprecedented sexual energy of a childless, 30 something year old woman

>> No.39421708

>30
>hag
Is this board frequented by Leonardo DiCaprio?

>> No.39421899

>>39421509
I'd still devour Senchou's omurice happily

>> No.39421947

>>39417383
She is already old

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>>39421947
sex with a (slightly) older woman

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>>39421509
The joke's on you, pretty sure they're all younger than me.

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>>39421509
No.

>> No.39423395

>>39423111
Do I get to choose who my hag GF is?

>> No.39423470

>>39423111
trips confirm it. merry Christmas and god bless you anon

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>>39423395
she chooses you

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Well anon?

>> No.39425375

>>39423991
I have no cars

>> No.39425431

>>39425375
>anon would not run a mile for hag love
NGMI

>> No.39425483

>>39425431
Why can't the hag come to me instead?

>> No.39425576
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we need to go older

>> No.39425691

when will the /hag/ hag debut

>> No.39425784

>>39425691
Never because >she is just a larper

>> No.39425799

>in demand
Though in reality she looks down on any man who would actually be attracted to her instead of someone younger.

>> No.39425840

>>39420965
>breasts become dramatically larger

>> No.39425998

>>39422545
This is what I was thinking.

>>39421708
The number of anons who started browsing 4chan as adults in the 2000s, many born in the 1970s and some even born in the 1960s, has probably remained consistent.

>> No.39426011

>>39425375
Bitch how far do you think a mile is?

>> No.39426069

>>39425375
amerimutts can't walk a mile

>> No.39426696

>>39421509
>Koyori put mayo on her omurice instead of ketchup
Hag really does love that white stuff

>> No.39427226

>>39425784
what if it's not a larp and comes true

>> No.39427353

>>39425483
we are already here, reading. be a good boy and put a little effort in for us, would you?

>> No.39427903

>>39425576
NO THATS TOO OLD

>> No.39427960

>>39427903
if anything it's too young
We need HoloMoms (50+, preferably Japanese but I'll take what I can get)

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>>39427226
Then I would eat my words and do a dogeza wearing nothing but my underwear

>> No.39428469

>>39417383
You won't, but I will.

>> No.39429087

Inspection anon pretty close to finishing, do you hagchads want all the hags inspected or just Niji/Holo? Don’t know much about the indies

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>> No.39431979

>>39421509
Roboco up in here with ham and rice and shit. Hers is the only one that actually looks like a breakfast.

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HAG SEX IN THE ONSEN

>> No.39433594

>>39429087
Wouldn't mind looking at whatever you've got

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>>39425375
That's like 10 minute walk mate

>> No.39434579

>>39434049
Hag sex is on the line and you're not gonna sprint there?

>> No.39434691

How does it feel to headpat a hag?

>> No.39434728

>>39426069
Rent free.

>> No.39434859

>>39416980
since December has 31 days, shouldn't the cutoff be 32?

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>>39434579
Making her wait is part of the plan. Anticipation is half the fun.

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Bubble bath with Button...

>> No.39437097

>>39436397
My dick.

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>> No.39438232

>>39421509
koyori's one looks like legit shit

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>>39421509
>mfw auqua's omurice

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>> No.39441939

>>39440765
Comfy

>> No.39441968

>>39423991
Basically >>39425375 but I'd gladly attempt to walk where she lives if it meant she gets to rob me of my virginity and milking me dry of all my cum.

>> No.39442289

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9LMzUr1OhE
Enema hag

>> No.39442814

>>39436397
I want to give her a tongue bath instead.

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>>39423991
I took the train once for pussy. 1.1miles is nothing to me.

>> No.39443192

>>39425375
YOU CAN DO IT TAKESHI

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>> No.39446225

>>39417739
There's no part her that doesn't look lickable

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>> No.39446848

does anyone have that image of mio staring at you while her head is resting on a table next to a drink? I lost it somehow

>> No.39447565
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>hey Otaku-kun

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Can you provide enough mayo to quench this woman's thirst?

>> No.39449023

>>39448683
If she personally extracts it from me them I will provide

>> No.39449172

>>39448683
My balls are the size of grapes...

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>>39448683
I'll give her as much as she can take

>> No.39449718

>>39416980
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WANT TO GIVE THAT DUSTY AND RUSTY WOMB HEAVY MAINTENANCE AND MAKE IT WORK AS IF SHE WAS IN HER 16s ONCE AGAIN AAAAAAA
sorry anons I lost it for a moment

>> No.39451455

>>39446550
I wanna worship this elf

>> No.39451482

>>39446848
>>39193621
>>38890558
>>38649804
>>38516376
>>38488475

>> No.39452063

>>39448683
No human can. We will need to turn to SCIENCE in order to please her. So if anyone's up for shady Drugs to improve your sexual performance please sign up.

>> No.39452317

>>39438826
The maid not being able to cook has been known and I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or the reason for her character design

>> No.39452390

>>39452063
zinc supplements, anon

>> No.39452431

I just saw that collab from a month with musical chairs and is it because they’re hags or nips that they did that take your clothes of thing?
Because that would never in a million years be possible in EN.
Anyway why are they so based?

>> No.39452621

>>39452390
Friend she wants enough rounds to have the sex count as a clinical trial.
Day after day of fucking.
Until it is done

>>39452431
The Lamy Birthday? It's because Lamy is just that based.

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>>39421509
HEY EVERYONE THIS ANON IS GAY

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>>39425375
>can't run for a mile to shag a hagpussy
Do amerifatsos really?

>> No.39454806
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>>39446848

>> No.39455496

>>39454806
worng, AI art bad

>> No.39455593

>>39454806
What happened to her other ear?

>> No.39456033

one day, I will be your favorite hagtuber

maybe

>> No.39456194

>>39456033
Do it already so that I can breed you every day

>> No.39456224

>>39455593
I ate it

>> No.39456226

>>39456033
don't let your dreams be dreams, obaasan

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>> No.39459510

>>39456033
Post a saucy pic of yourself then

>> No.39459593

>>39459510
I'm still designing my model

>> No.39459658

>>39459593
Any ideas on how it may look? Or I'm being too indecent

>> No.39459718

>>39459658
Cynthia from pokemon is one of my main inspos but it's not going to look like a direct knock off of her

>> No.39459856

>>39459718
I see, pretty good choice
Hope everything goes well on that debut

>> No.39460092

>>39459856
Thanks! Hope you enjoy watching me

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>>39433594
Hag Tester Anon
Here’s the result of part of the test, couldn’t get to all of them yet cause it takes time to fuck these hags
https://rentry.org/vpi2n

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>> No.39461292

>>39457948
I don't know if I'm blind or anything but since when was Zeta a hag?

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>>39462717
What can men do against such reckless lust

>> No.39462932
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>>39462803
Why fight it?

>> No.39462988

>>39461030
Not bad, they all seem to have gotten pretty fair results. Curious how the rest will turn out.

>> No.39463083

>>39425998
Oldfag around the same age as moot. When I started browsing 4chan, I was underage. I'm in my mid 30s now. They weren't kidding when they said you'd be here forever.

>> No.39463317

>>39461030
>Mio’s slightly saggy tits are capped with light brown areolae, and inverted nipples. Her pubes are a thick tangle of black hair, almost completely hiding her pussy. You’re bound to get a real flossing when you eat her out. Her chubby belly is just the right size to squish against
Stop Anon I can only get so erect

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>> No.39464542

>>39461292
That dude is drunk, Kaela is the hag of ID3

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Remember, we could’ve all been in an alternate timeline where we wouldn’t have known about the wonders of JP hags if Commodore Perry was killed

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>>39461030
Just what I imagined her to be like

>> No.39466079

>>39465469
Reminder that the USA is guilty of the promotion of a whorish culture among women making them ugly roasties with dozens of STDs instead of fine elegant hags

>> No.39467128

>>39466079
This
Before Perry, most Japanese women were all natural down there, the only people who were bare were prostitutes and cunny
Pubic hair was considered a sign that a girl bloomed into a woman, though armpit hair was “unclean”

>> No.39467287

>>39467128
Isn't it incongruent that Japanese women generally wish to retain the appearance of childish youthfulness in most other ways than pubic hair?

>> No.39467313
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>>39466057
God, if only you could’ve had a taste of her
She was insatiable, in the best way
Sometimes drugs really are good

>> No.39468280

>>39466079
Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about? The Japanese have always been perverts. Are you going to tell me that sacred prostitution isn't degenerate? Not to mention the practice of Yobai, although that appears during the Meiji period. And that's not even mentioning the vast amounts of girls who were sold into slavery. For the love of God, get your head out of your ass.

>> No.39471599

>>39467128
pitfags have been oppressed since the start of time

>> No.39471667 [DELETED] 

Oi, I'm going to need to see your hag inspector license.

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Oi, I'm going to need to see your hag inspector license.

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>>39471911

>> No.39472488
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>>39472114
Okay everything seems to be in order. We've been getting reports of scumbags pretending to be hag inspectors in order to molest little old ladies. Can you imagine?
BTW, I'm due for my own appointment in a few weeks. *winks*

>> No.39472957

I’ll make sure to give you a very thorough inspection

>> No.39473014

>>39461030
The fact that Polka is a squirter is hot

>> No.39473136

>>39468280
>somehow being a women slave is the same as voluntarely going out party, fuck with strangers and have abortions multiple times
Hello rabbi

>> No.39473221

What if hags are the one making the inspection of young males? They get assigned to one men and after the inspection they have to marry him. What kind of things Botan would do to inspect his future husband?

>> No.39473296

>>39416980
What stream is this from?

>> No.39473366

>>39465469
Lil shogun was just worried that they were going to lose their power (he was right i guess) but japan has realized now that if they align themselves with the west they will eventually be able to control all of asia

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I don't know why but Shion gives off vibe that she will behave like Botan when she finally becomes a hag

>> No.39473859

>>39473641
She’ll be a teasing hag that thrives off of humiliating and emasculating younger men

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>>39473859
we have a long way to go before Shion becomes a hag

>> No.39475028

>>39473969
Even longer for Laplus
We’ll all be ojisans when she hits hagdom

>> No.39475144

>next year is year of the rabbit
>Pekora won’t become a hag until a year later
Dammit that would’ve been so hot

>> No.39477517

>>39473136
>not refuting any of my other points
I accept your concession. You should spend more time outside and you'll realize how often people have sex.

>> No.39479042

>>39461030
Kek, this is pretty good!!!

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>>39477517
>Believe me it's totally normal for a woman to have a body count in the hundreds
Shalom rabi, don't you have a BBC thread to make in /gif/ instead of shitting up this thread?

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>>39461030
You should repost this in /wg/ for archive purpose

>> No.39479301

i dont like old ladies

>> No.39479422
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>>39479301
Skill issue.

>> No.39480285

>>39479152
When did I say it was normal for women to have a body count in the hundreds? And what's with your obsession with jews and black people?
If you're going to make an argument you should at least have it make sense. I feel sorry for your parents that had to spend so much time and money raising what a genetic dead end.

>> No.39482463

>>39480285
NTA, but shush faggot. We are talking about hags here, many of them idols, not about how much you love filthy whores.

>> No.39484645

We already have some fics of how would sex with hags be like but we really need one about how Do Hags rape

>> No.39485624

>unironically being attracted to older women
You're all mana hungry whores.

>> No.39488530

>>39482463
I hate to break it to you anon but there isn't a single hag who is still a virgin if that makes them into a whore then I don't know how to help you.

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How long is the melfag going to try normalizing whores?

>> No.39490306

>>39489911
Ironic that you posted an image of Fubuki, someone who would be upset you called any of her friends a whore. Also, are Aki and AZKi whores? I swear, one of the reasons why I liked coming to this thread was because I thought it was free of the unicorns and purityfags that plague this board, but it seems that somehow, despite being a thread dedicated to mature women, not even this place is safe.
To change the subject, anyone got that gif of Marine evolving into a hag?

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>>39490306
I don't have that but have an egg in these trying times

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>>39473296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9U5Gm0gO0

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>> No.39493179

>>39490597
Thanks anon, it got a good chuckle out of me.

>> No.39493282

nothing is worse then finding a vtuber that is possibly a hag but the age is unknown

>> No.39493919

>>39425691
There's a few wvt streamers that use the "hag" tag on twitch, why don't you use them?

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>> No.39499212

I can't watch any JAVs with women that look younger than 28. This place ruined me.

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>>39499212
Care to share any codes of your favourites, anon? So that others may share in your pleasure.

>> No.39500218

>>39423111
ty anon

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>>39490306
Hey if you like sloppy seconds or women with a body count of 100 I'm no one to judge just dont shit up the thread with your whore admiration

>> No.39503206

>>39499935
MIMK-054 is heavenly.
R.I.P. R-18

>> No.39503326

>>39503200
>posts Oga's cocksleeve

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>>39439948
Man, i LOVE long skirts. Nothing comes close in terms of absolute femininity.

>> No.39504434

>>39503326
t.homofag

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>>39490597

>> No.39505092
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>>39490306
Dawn of The Final Day
-24 Hours Remain-

>> No.39505517
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>> No.39507088

>>39503326
Don't you dare say that! Oga is my homo cocksleeve he doesn't need any pussy, all he need is my dick in his boipussy.

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>> No.39507675

>>39499212
Same, the hag ones have lots of thick bush and pit hair content too
If you’re into H-asmr audio there’s Shiho Bubaigawara that does mostly milf themed situations, she’s got a low voice like Toko
Forgot some others but she does milf collabs with a lot of the same VA’s
She had one out recently that was a hag fox one who looked like Fubuki

>> No.39507771

>>39505092
Many thanks anon. This webm always made me grin and now it's finally coming true!
>>39507088
Based.

>> No.39507943

>>39507308
Koyo's chemically enhanced hag saggers...

>> No.39508401

>>39507943
God imagine her using chemicals to make her tits sag to your preference and tailor her milk to your taste (before the baby comes of course)

>> No.39508544

>>39461030
God damn all those hags sound amazing
Lucky

>> No.39509779

>>39508401
There's so many possibilities with her thanks to science.

>> No.39509818

>>39421509
I'd still eat Koyori's omurice with a smile on my face. It's pure SOVL, I love this hag

>> No.39509852

>>39421708
It's just based off the fact that in Japan, the faggots over there think any woman over 30 is too old. So it's become an endearing term

>> No.39509859

>>39509779
Hair serum for the perfect bush density and texture.

>> No.39509940

>>39509818
Same, if it's good enough for her then it's good enough for me.

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>>39423991
I'M ON MY WAY AAAAA

>> No.39510063
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>>39509859
Breast enlarger to put more fun in her funbags.

>> No.39510223

>>39509859
>hair serum
Sounds like the oil stuff beardbros use to make their facial hair soft
Silky soft coyote cunthair

>> No.39510423
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>>39504099

>> No.39510819

Anything as little as a whisper about EN gen3? I’m asking because if they won’t have a hag they’ll be legitimately insane

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>> No.39511498

>>39510819
No idea, but Ina and Sana will become hags next year

>> No.39512010

>>39505517
I'll be honest I don't watch much Aki. Did she get a new hairstyle? That is cute as fuck.

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>>39512010
She revealed it today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBmNujgBuqg

>> No.39512223
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T-minus one month until Gundou becomes a hag

>> No.39512776

I want Noel to breastfeed me

>> No.39513034

>>39512776
Too bad she’s not a hag
We’ve got lots of them to choose from, heard that Mio and Watame taste the best

>> No.39513497

>>39513034
What about Mio's and Polka's?

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>>39513034
Can confirm, used some of Watame’s milk in my cereal today
So tasty

>> No.39513863

>>39513497
Mio’s milk is rich, creamy and a bit sweet. It’s not as heavy as Watame’s to drink, and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Polka’s milk is a bit thinner, but is really sweet and can be used for coffee creamer if you don’t have any on hand.
Both girls have pretty good milk yields, but if you want a strong producer, Watame can make up to two liters a day if the conditions are right

>> No.39514086

>>39513034
There’s a lactation bar in Japan where you can get a shot of a hag’s milk
For $50 you pick one and she takes you in the back to suck straight from her tits while calling you a good boy

>> No.39514214

>>39514086
Any vids of this going down?

>> No.39514861

>>39510423
CLOWN SEX

>> No.39515149

>>39514861
What’s even hotter is that’s not too far from her rm’s usual outfits
And she also dyes her hair blonde

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>>39515149
I actually think black hair is hotter than blonde.

>> No.39515514

I think hags are hot. Not sure if this was brought up before itt, but id also like to start a family with a hag and see her become pregnant

>> No.39515708

>>39515514
So true my brother

>> No.39516228

>>39515514
Make sure to remind her that she’s still beautiful, even during her bouts of morning sickness and complaints about how ugly and big her belly is getting

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>>39514861
Depends on if you've been naughty or nice anon

>> No.39517928

>>39421509
shion's omurice looks restaurant worthy

>> No.39518138

>>39517352
Very naughty.

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>>39518138
Unlucky, only good boys get clown sex. Naughty's get punished

>> No.39521131

>>39519490
Being suffocated by her juicy ass and being farted on is a more dire punishment than what getting choked by her thighs are.

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Hello my dear friends. I would like to relay some information.
Do (You) regularly post in a general? Do (You) have autism? Of course (You) do!
I know an autism project. It's active. It's collaborative.
Thank (You) for your time. I hope (You) consider checking it out.
>>39457253

>> No.39521836
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This is a hag. How does that make you feel?

>> No.39521885

>>39490306
>blogpost amounting to a sad attempt at moving the goalpost
just go back already

>> No.39522011

Older women are now making me frustrated. I want to give one marriage correction so fucking bad. I need outlets of productivity to project this at, I've been teeming with attraction just watching streams and listening to their alluring voices it's not fucking fair

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>>39521836
Pretty great. Luna is a great addition to hololive and I want to fuck her after a long 8-10 hour ciy sim/fishing sim stream.

>> No.39523862

what features do you want to see in a future hag's model

>> No.39523934

>>39521671
God you retards are cancer.

>> No.39525033

>>39503200
I guess for a braindead retard like you there's nothing between a virgin and a whore.

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>>39504099
I know, right?
For me, it's casual fits, which is why Mio is the SEXest holo for me
God, there is nothing more obscene than a fully clothed, decent woman.

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>>39525448

>> No.39527201
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What if Santa is really a hag?

>> No.39527253

>>39525033
Projecting

>> No.39527321

>>39527201
Surprise rape all night long!

>> No.39527332

>>39527201
She’ll leave her milk next to the cookies for you to drink

>> No.39527432

>>39527201
She's breaking into my house and therefore a home intruder.
Instant loss 2koma.

>> No.39527494

>>39417383
You, me, some other anon.
I care not who. BUT SOMEONE MUST

>> No.39527650

>>39416980
F that.

Over 25 should be mandatory graduation.

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>> No.39531887

>>39461030
This is really really good, thanks for sharing anon.


>>39456033
>>39459718
>>39460092
I hope your dream come true! Your idea of a model sounds good and I look forward to see you in the future

>> No.39532135
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>>39521671
I'm sorry but for now i'm not interested anymore!

>> No.39532669
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>> No.39532842

>>39523934
/vt/ got raided after the enna drama so people like this are everywhere

>> No.39534183

The Hag's playing the zoomer game

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>> No.39538005

Saggy milf cunts...

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>>39504099

>> No.39541107
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>> No.39542569
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This 36 year old dog is hot.

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God bless hag bush

>> No.39545614

>>39544941
Man Muff Peeks is just max lewd

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>>39416980
It's not a joke anymore bros, I genuinely want to marry a hag now.

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Mio is playing Pokemon alone on Christmas...

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>> No.39548846

>>39421663
She needs to be bread

>> No.39548924

>>39421509
Choco’s is quite vibrant

>> No.39548999

>>39462803
The pubic hair… the tummy… I cant take it anymore

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Merry Christmas haggots

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>>39542569
Fat bitch (non-derogatory)

>> No.39551060
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I cant get over how cute inui's ear looks folded down in this outfit

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>>39532135
when I woke up, I was very sad to see how that went down. I'm sorry we couldn't tardwrangle our autists better... I'll watch over your lore carefully. Merry Christmas! t. deadbeat

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I'm genuinely worried about Pochi's mental health, anons. She's still so stressed and going on menhera rants before deleting all the tweets. She's talked about quitting being a mangaka again. I just want her to enjoy making Ane Naru Mono again...

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>>39553465
Also, posting here because no Pochi thread.

>> No.39553815

>>39553465
like angry menhera or sad menhera

>> No.39554225

>>39553815
Frustrated menhera

>> No.39556083

Bump

>> No.39556595

>>39425840
Because I impregnated both of them

>> No.39556691

>>39553465
Bummer dude, I dont twitter but I like Pochi shes a nice lady

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>> No.39557700

>>39553465
I thought she was supposed to be taking it easy but it looks like she's still got too much on her plate.

>> No.39558488
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It's time.

>> No.39558733

>>39558488
Needs marriage correction

>> No.39559939

At long last Marine is on-topic here

>> No.39560188

>>39558488
UOHHHH
MARRIAGEEEEE
UAGGHHHHHHHH

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>>39558733
>>39560188
Really? An old sea dog like me?

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The hagpire is spending christmas all alone. Counting the days to menopause, knowing her eggs are nearly depleted. Depressed. Alone. Without children or a husband to hug her close.

>> No.39560992

>>39560912
Nooo, you'll trigger the autist!

>> No.39561043

>>39558488
+1 to the non-kemono hags

>> No.39561311
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There couldn't be a better christmas present.

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>>39560912
She'd be married by now if she wasn't a whore heh

>> No.39561742
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>Come here, sit on my lap and tell Santa what do you want for Christmas Anon

>> No.39561987
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what tags can i use to hone in on that delicious mid 30s range on english sites? "milf" ends up being mostly 40+ (which is great but hits a different kind of appeal), "older female" returns anything from oneeshota to grandmas, "cougar" is 99% furries, and "hag" tends to be used for actual witch types, at least on the sites i use
alternatively is there a hag booru that i somehow miraculously haven't seen

>> No.39562134

>>39561987
I'd like to do lewd things with this cougar.
But yeah, your best bet is milf and mature female, but those will, as you say, also give you 40 and 50 year olds.

>> No.39562172

>>39561987
>English sites

>> No.39562247

>>39561987
Not well versed in english tags, but for japanese sites and JAV, there’s アラサー (around 30’s) for women around that range, or 35歳 can work too

>> No.39562422

>>39546991
Don't worry, she's getting her impossibly hairy hag pussy eaten afterwards (by me).
I'm talking death-row inmate last meal kind of eating.

>> No.39562524

>>39561742
I want to make you a mother

>> No.39563547

>>39560912
I can save her... and her eggs...

>> No.39563585

There re plenty of cunny artists who almost exclusively draw that. Where are all the hag artists?

>> No.39563632

Is Marine 30 yet?

>> No.39564013

>>39560912
I wouldn't mind spending x-mas with her if it meant I could cuddle into her to feel how warm her body is.

>> No.39564507

>>39560876
YES UAAAAAGHH

>> No.39564566

>>39560912
My god I wanna marry this cute hag

>> No.39564589

>>39553465
Christmas atmosphere is killing her

>> No.39564591

>>39553465
Hopefully, she'll take vacations after comiket, she's really suffering from being successful and it doesn't look like money is a problem for her.

>> No.39564631
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>>39562172
I also use English sites... It's how I found this.
>>39563585
TENTOPUS LOVE

>> No.39564852
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>>39561742
for Toko to cover Aikiko Wada’s songs or some enka on NHK’s Kohaku Uta Gassen

>> No.39567712
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>> No.39569115

>>39567712
I can save Pochi-sensei

>> No.39569277
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>>39563585
This dude is one of only consistent artists I've managed to find
https://twitter.com/Varniskarnis
https://twitter.com/Varniskarnis/status/1606356222185275392

>> No.39571477
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>> No.39572710
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>> No.39572766
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So excited to see her l2d in this outfit

>> No.39573059

Shouldn't we be having celebratory Senchou posting? The promised day is here.

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>>39573059
I tried but no one is here.

>> No.39573288
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My hag cried twice watching Home Alone.

>> No.39573311

>>39425840
She's still growing, she went straight from 17 to 30.

>> No.39573416

>>39456033
Let me impregnate you when you retire

>> No.39573470

>>39456033
how old are you? I need to know how erect I should get

>> No.39573485
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>>39573059
Most are out doing something on Christmas

>> No.39575089

>>39573470
31

>> No.39576162

>>39572766
So how old is she?

>> No.39576463
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>>39576162
36!

>> No.39577574

Theyre old women??!

>> No.39577633
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>> No.39577640

>>39421509
Why is Fubuki's so perfect

>> No.39579570

>>39577640
ultra high functioning autistic fox friend

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>> No.39580003

>>39573288
how old is amiya? i thought she was in her late twenties

>> No.39581488

>>39421509
Wait Aqua is a hag???

>> No.39581773

>>39581488
No, Aqua isn’t even a cake yet

>> No.39588544

>>39417380
Same
Hag love

>> No.39589297
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Hag GF
Hope /hag/ have a good Xmas with your older woman, I'm struggling that she is sick on this time. Hope she can recover to hear her voice and giggles again...

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