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39335410 No.39335410 [Reply] [Original]

Okay, real talk. Do you think Kyo actually got laid, or do you think he drove two hours one way out to Enna's to participate in her career destroying little cuck stunt without actually getting to cuck anyone?

>> No.39335503

>>39335410
Honestly I think he drove two hours to take part in Enna's fanbase mocking and ONLY got a handjob or blowie. That seems pretty on brand for Enna, a bitch through and through.

>> No.39335611

She'll make him impregnate her and then leave her to be a single mother next time just to teach /vt/ a lesson

>> No.39335695

>>39335503
So everyone goes home unhappy?
Aloucreeps get cucked, Enna ruins her career owning the incel chud, and Kyo only gets to second or third base?
That said, I wonder whether second or third would feel better. Enna's tiny hands must give pretty good handjobs, but it might be worth taking the shitty blowjob so you wouldn't have to hear her nihilistic inane bitchspiel

>> No.39335782

>>39335695
Exactly, anything involving Enna like this, everyone makes out in the worst way possible. That's like her entire brand.

>> No.39335811

>>39335410
His intention was definitely to get laid.
Once he saw the goblina RM in person though, he probably had second thoughts.
If not second thoughts, then Enna would have probably blue balled him.
If none of the above happened, then yeah, they fucked.
It's simply undeniable that he didn't have intentions to fuck her, can easily tell as a NijiJP watcher because our boys like Kuzuha and Kanae are at least respectable unlike Kyo.

>> No.39335858

>>39335410
A young male and female touching hands all the time and even interlocked fingers on stream? Of course they fucked. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.

>> No.39337369

>>39335695
>Kyo only gets to second or third base
technically, a bj is officially scored as an inside-the-park home run
source: http://www.textfiles.com/sex/bases.txt
sorry anon, but i don't make the rules

>> No.39337649

>>39335410
I think he fucked her. She wasn’t a virgin before she met him for the offcollab anyway. She’s just playing that shit up for whatever remains of her unicorn fanbase.

>> No.39337799

I think she friendzoned him and he went home afterwards

>> No.39337800

>>39335858
There were so many “men” coping in other threads about how they held hands platonically with their girl friends all the time. Or that they platonically got together and baked just for funsies with the girls. If those weren’t women false flaggers or faggots then I truly feel sorry for them

>> No.39337812

>>39337369
Thanks anon. I now need to update my scores in my little black book. I have a lot more second bases than I thought

>> No.39339514

>>39335858
They were both using their right hands on the camera, so she probably sat on his lap or pressed her tits against his back the whole stream.

>> No.39339827

>>39339514
hot

>> No.39339917

>>39337799
Oh aloucuck....you...

>> No.39340055

There's only one way to prove this didn't happen.
>Enna vagina inspection stream
>Kyo penis inspection stream

>> No.39340062

>>39335811
> NijiJP watcher because our boys like Kuzuha
LMAO
you mean the guy who got tons of shit for hiding that he was fucking rindou

>> No.39340221
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>>39335410
There's no way they did have sex, you like your cuck fantasies too much, their whole relies "relationship" relies on being colleagues they're not sex hounds.

>> No.39340344
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>>39335410
They 100% fucked. At the end of the offcollab stream Enna made a huge deal about how he has to get a bus back to his place. But a few hours later Millie posted picrel at the end of her ASMR stream making it obvious that Kyo stayed the night at Enna's place.

>> No.39340407

>>39335858
This. I've never seen a male and female who are just friends interlock fingers. It's pretty much only something people do with their SO or someone they're fucking since it shows they have an intimate and deeper connection.

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>>39340344

>> No.39340484

>>39337799
>>39335858
He definitely stayed the night though.
>>39340344
Wasn't he two hours away and they still got breakfast together? That's a good 8 hours of commuting. Or just cucking.

>> No.39340562

>>39340221
Calm down aloucuck, you're seething so much at all this truth you can't even type properly.

>> No.39340622

>>39340344
Do you think Roomie joined in, too?

>> No.39340624

>>39340344
>>39340484
Sheesh, yeah this means he would be driving two hours out again tommorow. No way he didn't stay.
Thanks for being retarded Millie. You might as well have confirmed it.

Well, now the question changes. Is he gonna get laid tonight, or are they too freaked out over the backlash to get in the mood?

>> No.39340694

>>39340344
He literally stayed the night LMAO

>> No.39340760

>>39340624
>Is he gonna get laid tonight
Doubt it. He's probably hoping somewhere in the back of his mind, but Enna doesn't seem like the type to put out. She dated that horny loser guy for a while and never let him into the bone zone.

>> No.39340816

Remember that time Luca told Enna how some girl wanted to come to his house to watch anime which he, being Luca, took at face value and Enna berated him for being so dense? Yeah. He cooked some rice alright.

>> No.39340850
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39340850

>>39340760
DYRBI lmao

>> No.39340898

>>39340221
Your ESL's showing Cuckchama

>> No.39340904

>>39340760
>anon actually trust a bitch
What a retard

>> No.39341075

>>39340816
Is he going to pay the price though?
I think I might be losing it. There is no way a guy actually went to see this 'queen of spades' chink girl to, in their own fucking words, 'cook the rice'.

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>>39340760

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>>39340898
Yes fuck you i wont learn a bastardised version of my language, you're a literal angloid, be ashamed

>> No.39341136

>>39340221
Yeah it's just a man and woman staying overnight together! Surely nothing is happening.
>>39340344
>>39340484
Enna has a guest bedroom right?

>> No.39341225

>>39341136
She even has her boyfriend roommate for threesome

>> No.39341292

>>39341126
I'm not actually

>> No.39341298
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>ENNA JUST ANNOUNCED A GUERILLA ZATSUDAN
Aight it could go either way now. Either Enna is freaking it and not in the mood, leaving Kyo frustrated and malding on his roommate's account, or Enna is going sicko mode and Kyo is going to silently "participate" in the guerilla stream and it'll be something out of a hentai doujin
Bets?

>> No.39341349

>>39340622
Her story needs to be heard.

>> No.39341361
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39341361

For all the RM shit being posted you would think someone would mention Kyo's RM literally can't have sex without extreme pain or possible death
Did people just memory hole his RM health condition or?

>> No.39341394

>>39335503
This is only the second act anon the denouement to this trash fire is still to come

>> No.39341442

>>39341361
Didn't stop ironmouse.

>> No.39341447

>>39341298
Kyo will fuck enna while she stream tonight, for “clarification”

>> No.39341456

How many threads does this shit need

>> No.39341520

A woman invites you to her house and holds hands with you while cooking with you 1000 percent wants to fuck you. If they didn't fuck it's because Kyo is a coward.

>> No.39341525

>>39341298
I think she's doing it because she's /here/ and wants to dunk on 'muh parasocial fans' after Kyo QQ'd like a bitch on his personal account.

Fun fact btw but Asian fans are also pissed off at Kyo for trying to hold her hand and touching her as they see it as disrespectful to her parents.

>> No.39341531

>>39340344
he said he took 3 hours to get to that town by bus and he had to leave to stay at a near by friends place. theres no fucking way he actually took a 3hour busride home that night since public transportation wouldnt be running at 1am.
if you want to consider that friends place ennas house sure but it could have been an actual person or a hotel then they met up the next day.
if it was her house its kinda fucked up that she read superchats for an hour and he had to pretend to not be there.

>> No.39341543

>>39341298
sold. they should hire you as a hypeman

>> No.39341566

>>39341361
Kyo is just grifting, he has no health problems.

>> No.39341568

>>39341361
That’s hilarious if true. Either way I think it would be top tier comedy never to be topped on this board if this dude literally died cucking the Aloucucks

>> No.39341590

Sisters, I've never had so much fun following the relationship between two vtubers, this is like the Nyanners/Aethelstan arc redone but this time entirely in the catalog at 10x the post rate.

For the record when Nyanners met up with Aethelstan in LA and it was revealed that she stayed at his place the hot topic in /vsj+/ was whether he got laid or not. It's literally the same thing happening all over again. Unicorn aloupeeps better start sweating.

>> No.39341632

>>39335695
>good
>handjobs
pick one

>> No.39341659

>>39341361
If he could fly up to Canada to meet with Enna he can fuck her as well, all he'd have to do is lie there while Enna does all the work. That is if he actually is sick and isn't just faking it for pity points.

>> No.39341665

>>39341361
Hope he has a brain blast while laying the Chinese pipe

>> No.39341672

>>39341442
Ironmouse wasn't born with her condition, Kyo was
>>39341566
lmao

>> No.39341679

>>39341590
Technically it was his brother's place but I imagine a similar conclusion still happened

>> No.39341967

>>39341672
I fully believe Kyo pulled through and managed to seed her zen garden. Have faith in man’s ability to overcome adversity and illness for poon.

>> No.39342212

>>39341361
That's just as much bullshit as Enna claiming to be a virgin.

>> No.39342738

>>39341543
Thanks, but this situation really sells itself. The incorrect decision has been made at every turn here, and it keeps getting better.
>>39341568
Just imagining it is too much. Almost shakespearean
>>39341590
The thing about Nyanners/Aethel is that everyone already lost interest in Nyanners, due to her disavowing loli and joining Vwhorejo. Enna was a rising star a couple months ago and had the fastest growth, growing close to surpassing Pomu and Elira. She was well-respected even by those who didn't watch her due to her singing ability.
There was a small minority saying that her crass and lewd attitude put them off, but she was widely regarded to be on par with the A-tier nijis. After tonight though? Who knows.
Her responses are on par with Mori's condom money incident except Mori didn't bring advertise bringing Connor over to fuck him and to my knowledge hasn't really flirted to such an extent.

>> No.39342855
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39342855

Blueballed. You lying fuckers said he was a blonde Chad, he's callmecarson with lipstick on holy shit

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>>39342855
>callmecarson
I think he looks more like a bootleg Pyrocynical

>> No.39342990

>>39335410
Are you retarded?
No, they did not have sex. How do people take memes and actually think they're real. What's wrong with you people?

>> No.39343222

>>39342990
>memes
RORU

>> No.39343420

>>39342990
>doesn't know about meme magic
you are not even an election turist holy shit

>> No.39343736

>>39341298
after getting chucked this hard, theres no reason for me to care bros, she could do whatever she want, i just need to find another chubba, its easy

>> No.39343737

Kyo still has to be there. Why didn't anyone stop her from going full retard?

>> No.39343887

>>39341075
That was when he was in high school. And supposedly oblivious to a girl who had a crush on him.

>> No.39343974

>>39335410
I think the worst part is her lying about being a virgin

>> No.39344086

>>39341361
Kyo's illness was always fake, his roommate account made it up because it was trendy a couple years ago to have illnesses to market your social media, since he had a mainly female audience, it was exactly the ticket

>> No.39344186

>>39340062
And you know how he dealt with it?
"No comment"
Infinitely better than whatever "this" is.

>> No.39344228

probably not, but anyone who genuinely thinks this girl has been a virgin in any remotely recent years is a moron
the way she acted made it abundantly clear she's perfectly comfortable around men

she's just shedding the undesirable fanbase (aka (You)) she gathered when she was struggling and desperate for views
now that she's grown she has no more use for /here/peeps and is trying to drive them off

>> No.39344231

>>39340062
Why is /vt/ the only place that still believes this schizo rrat? It's literally been debunked.

>> No.39344352

>>39343420
Why would you want to meme things that make you miserable into reality?

>> No.39344456

>>39341520
She's even stated that she has had very little physical contact with Millie over the years as well.

>> No.39344531

>>39342990
When life sucks, you search a culprit. This time anon's dating life is in shambles because a vtuber h*ld h*nds on stream with another vtuber.

>> No.39344599

>>39341520
>If they didn't fuck it's because Kyo is a coward.
Or because he actually has standards. Maybe not high standards, but standards nonetheless.

>> No.39344764

>>39335410
I used to take 2 hours just to get home from work and you fap addicts can't grasp the idea of leaving the house if it doesn't result in popping your cherry?

>> No.39345111

>>39335811
I doubt they don't know what they all look like offline.

>> No.39345291

Fucking would literally jeopardize both of their careers. You'd have to be retarded to think they actually did anything.

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>>39344599
>tommyinnit with less facial hair and a mike and ikes ass head with black man voice
>out of the league of tiny average looking squinty chinese girl
Are you people blind or homosexual?

>> No.39345340

>>39344231
which is why buta was btfo from his lore right sis?

>> No.39345344

>>39335410
Lmao at non Americans thinking 2 hours one way is a long drive. If they were in a straight up relationship it would barely count as being long distance. They could easily see each other once a week or more

>> No.39345366

>>39345291
>Fucking would literally jeopardize both of their careers.
Not in niji. Or did people already memoryhole the volleyball offpako JPs done?

>> No.39345397

Aren’t these people pushing into their 30s? In what world do a couple of adults act like high school kids?

I guess this is the reaction you would expect from a bunch of socially underdeveloped retards.

>> No.39345409

>>39335410
Funny how Kyo supposedly has these "health problems" yet is able to travel and act perfectly normal! Weird because when I had to take of someone with an actual illness they couldn't go outside without my help :)

>> No.39345423

Reminder that girls don't consider blowjobs to be sex and still consider themselves virgins after

>> No.39345494

>>39345340
If that's all the ''proof'' you have you're basically grasping at straws.

>> No.39345496

>>39341632
Handjobs unironically feel better than blowjobs. Or at least more girls do handjobs better

>> No.39345555

>>39345397
Supposedly Kyo is like 19

>> No.39345625

>>39345397
nah, they're both pretty young

>> No.39345653

>>39335858
She pegged him.

>> No.39345723

>>39344086
Anon he legit got brain surgery i dont think you can fake that

>> No.39345756

>>39345723
Post proof

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>>39342990

>> No.39345870

>>39345723
show the head scar
you just have fibromyalgia, literally nothing

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She can't resist the chocolate, definitely anal at least

>> No.39345947

>>39345496
>more girls do handjobs bette
If posting on /vt/ wasn't proof enough, this absolutely proves you have never even gotten a hand job from a girl, let alone fucked one

>> No.39346106

>>39335410
>>39335858
Maybe not fucking but they're definitely officially dating now and at minimum made out a bit.
You don't do the hand stuff they did with someone you're not dating or seeing casually.
Personally I'm happy for Kyo though. Dude deserves something good in his life.

>> No.39346136

>>39335410
if he got some brain, no, you never stick in to drama whores, especially if is a coworker, she are going to make his life impossible in the company.

>> No.39346154

Fucking wild how even deadbeats put their foot down when Mori got too retarded with her Connor cuck arc yet apparently Kyo and Enna fans are completely complicit with whatever the fuck this is.

Just tell them to stop talking about cucks otherwise they'll self destruct. This has been going for close to a month now.

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>All of these grown adults ITT most of whom are men, actually acting like giddy teenage girls gossiping and turning a niche autistic hobby into their own form of normie-tier reality tv
I actually want to fucking kill myself reading this shit. I fucking despise every single last one of you - especially all of you hypocritical fucking faggots indulging in your emasculated female-brained cuckold fantasizing through the flimsy guise of 'we're smug righteous unicornchads just watching and speculating about le epic degenerate trainwreck kek.' Fuck every single one of you disgusting fucking subhmans, I unironically, sincerely, wish the most painful suffering and death on all of you. The worst part about it is that you naive gullible blind dumbfucks don't realize this whole thing is just a cynical marketing strategy to make Iluna relevant because of how badly they failed in terms of numbers and you pathetic retards are just playing right into it. My only solace is knowing that I never watched that stream, a single second of an Enna or Kyo stream, and will continue to stay in my bubble never """""""ironically XDDDDDDDDD"""""""" watching any of this low-brow fucking garbage.

>> No.39346200

>>39345496
handjobs are miserable, what the fuck are you talking about.

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>>39346170
keep it short next time

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>>39346170

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>>39346170

>> No.39346322

>>39346170
t. clapped when the shark girl said "a"

>> No.39346373

>>39335410
>you will never be a liver who can fuck the nijis
Nijisanji is totally a fuck club. See: Nina and Mika going to rail Luxiem.

>> No.39346766

>>39335410
Based on the way she acted afterwards, she was overcompensating for his lack of performance

>> No.39346994

>>39346373
Nina is a virgin

>> No.39347247

>>39346994
Yeah, and pomu is a fairy

>> No.39347489

>>39335410
2 hours thats a daily commute
8 hour drive maybe

>> No.39347634

>>39347489
>daily commute
Crazy talk. Time it takes to get to and from work is the most important thing for job happiness

>> No.39347688

>>39335410
>career destroying
Do you people actually hear the shit that comes out of your mouths

>> No.39347790

>>39347688
Are you retarded anon

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Can someone explain to me why do holoEN fans think about cuckolding 24/7?
not even 2 weeks ago all of you were losing your mind thinking vesper raped ina or some shit and celebrating because you thought he'd graduate(he didn't thankfully)

>> No.39347903

>>39347634
Yeah 2 hours a day commute is awful. I did that for a few months and it was very draining so I moved 10 mins from work. But and occasional two hour drive is nothing. I do drives that length for the sake of it.

>> No.39347931

>>39335410
afaik kyo has some sort of disease that makes it hurt like hell whenever he physically exerts himself.

>> No.39347965

>>39347790
She is big corpo so it will likely just stunt her career rather than destroy it. Too entrenched.

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>>39347896
Ask Kyo and Enna.

>> No.39348115

>>39347931
Convient he’s able to commute so far and act perfectly normal on stream

>> No.39348119

>>39347965
Cope, it's all downward from here

>> No.39348176

>>39348074
Fuck you holobrony, your livers don't even stream you can't call yourself a vtuber fan kek

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>>39348074
I'm asking you who is a holocuck. Do you like cuckolding? is that why you follow idols? why do you break down at the mention of male vtubers interacting with female vtubers?

>> No.39348229

>>39348115
Commute where?

>> No.39348263

>>39348176
Better a brony than a cuck

>> No.39348293

>>39346226
>>39346270
>>39346304
>>39346322
>no response to anything I said, just le epic ownage meme dismissal
yeah, you know I'm right. Deep down, you know you're all weak unmanly faggots who probably timidly shuffle through life irl and actually enjoy the cuckold bullshit and that's why you talk about it so much like neurotic fucking speds. Kys.

>> No.39348325

>>39348211
Aloucuck deflection post

>> No.39348338

>>39347931
think it's called bitcharmitis

>> No.39348396

>>39348293
Based

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>>39346170

>> No.39348401

>>39348211
It matters because the content we get is better than what you have

>> No.39348403

>>39348229
The 2 hours to enna’s house

>> No.39348406

>>39348176
lol cuck

>> No.39348458

The blue haired nigger is gay you stupid fuckers

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>>39348325
You keep saying it anon.
You're a cuck aren't you? That's why you project so much and make a fuzz about it every time.
You did it to deadbeats, to chumbuds, to saplings, to hoomans, to aloupeeps now.

Just admit you're a cuck anon.

>> No.39348500

>>39348293
Nobody cares to read your long dogshit post faggot

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you guys out did cuckbeats. my god how pathetic EL EM AYE OH

>> No.39348518

>>39348458
That just means he was molested as a child, not that he wouldn't fuck a woman

>> No.39348594

>>39348458
Oh yeah well Enna is actually a man. Fuck you cuck!

>> No.39348629

>>39335410
>woman
>I am a virgin
kek you believe that?

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>>39348211
I don't even watch Hololive, but it's funny seeing you have a meltdown just because I showed you that it was Kyo and Enna who started the cuck talk.

>> No.39348862

>>39335858
anon never held a woman hand… sad

>> No.39348879

>>39348639
You have been posting non-stop all day about this. You're beyond obsessed.
Imagine it, you're spent all day talking about what-if cuckoldry.
You want to try the real thing but you don't even have a gf so you settle for vtubers?

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>>39348879
You're just creating strawmen now you dumbass nigger.

>> No.39348978

>>39348639
The people on this board who take something like Enna and Kyo purposefully playing into her fans being cucks and then turn around and go “BUT HOLOLIVE” are the saddest people on this board. Brains so rotten they assume everyone laughing at aloucucks have to be unicorns, or from a rival corporation.

>> No.39349057

>>39348879
Seethe.
Just get better taste in chuubas and you won't be all emotional and weird.

>> No.39349103

>>39346170
>>39348293
based

>> No.39349197
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>>39348973
>>39349057
actual projection as expected from holowhore fans

>> No.39349228

>>39348978
No, that really is the only reason to laugh, or for that matter to take the idea of this being "cuckoldry" seriously. Healthy, normal, well-adjusted people don't care about the sex lives of streamers.

>> No.39349247

>>39349197
>projection
>>39348293
ogey big man

>> No.39349286

>>39349197
>homostars fan has is a knuckle dragging troglodyte
shocking

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>>39349197
You're not even making any sense anymore you retarded ESL nigger.

>> No.39349443

>>39349228
>sexually normal well adjusted people
Get over yourself faggot you watch vtubers and post about them on 4chan like everyone else on this board. Get off your high horse and mouth off this dick. Couldn’t care less about whatever well adjusted argument you’re trying to make. Also you are a retard for assuming everyone you don’t like is a holocorn.

>> No.39349511

>>39349228
>Healthy, normal, well-adjusted people
Not a thing

>> No.39349591

>Get a blowjob from Enna
>Some free Omurice
>Get to futher destroy NijiEN in the process
Sounds like a sweet deal for Kyo

>> No.39349644

>>39349511
No he meant that it's normal to care about the sex lives of real celebrities, not internet ones.

>> No.39349681

>>39349228
>N-n-normal people don't care, that's why the talents themselves are saying it. They are uhhh making fun of people who uhhh aren't healthy normal well-adjusted people who actually care about this because uhhh

>> No.39349760

>>39349228
>Healthy, normal, well-adjusted people don't care about the sex lives of streamers.
Just streamers?
Because politicians have literally been successfully pressured to resign from office after being outed as cucks in the USA.
People will absolutely stop watching TV shows if it features actors they dislike over things they've done in their private life.
Feminists have a sizeable portion of activists who protest pornography and the practice of BDSM and CNC and have crotchety old college professors teaching them about it.
Don't presume to be the normal one here, cuck

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>>39349511
>>39349644
Y-you guys are supposed to care when I call you socially maladjusted!

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>>39349228
>Healthy, normal, well-adjusted people don't care about the sex lives of streamers
unfortunately, you're wrong. 'Normal' 'well-adjusted' people actually do care about the sex lives of people they have connection to - and by this I mean normies who care about the lives of celebrities and who they're dating, who is dating/flirting with who in the workplace/area they live, the sex lives and scandals of popular publlic figures or e-celebs/flesh streamers like offline tv etc.

The sad reality is that what you're seeing here is just another extension of this normalised behavior, it just seems more weird because the people in question have anime avatars and the fans have the aesthetic/perception of being 'the otaku who are not like normies.' But normies aren't actually that different, if you actually 'touch grass'/have a job then you know this is true.

I'm mean, think about it; most of popular culture has romance/sex drama be the main focus of everything e.g. pop songs, tv shows, reality tv etc. it should be no surprise that the same old shit would extend to the virtual world, it's just an augmentation for our existing one afterall.

>> No.39349986

>>39349824
>*about the sex lives of people they have no connection to
meant to say

>> No.39349995

>>39349824
Even legendary-status sitcoms didn't have enough faith in their content to not have constant men/women coming in their characters lives.

>> No.39350586

So what I'm getting from these recent posts is that aloucucks are not only actual cuckolds, they're also so socially retarded that they think sex scandals aren't the juiciest ez clicks in literally every industry known to man.

>> No.39350772

>>39350586
>well adjusted people don’t care about another persons sex life
the absolute state of actual chemically castrated autistic robots on this board. You love to see it.

>> No.39350918

AAAAA FUCK YOU HOLOBRONIES IF YOU CRITICISE A WOMANS DECISION YOU MUST BE EVEN LESS SEXUALLY ACTIVE THAN MEEEEEE

>> No.39350965

>>39335410
I hope he did. Enna needs to get dicked down.

>> No.39351198

>>39340344
I knew it would happen, despite all the lies I knew it, women can no longer fool me, I see through all the lies, I have awakened full ultra instinct

>> No.39351254

>>39345291
if no one knows the truth, does it really matter?

>> No.39351384

>>39341298
>"I ate too much chocolate"
BLOWJOB IT IS!!!
>"and maybe too fast so I feel a bit sick rn"
Damn Kyo Massacred her mouth!

>> No.39351405

>>39337800
>>39340407
I did. It’s the men and women equivalent of the whole ‘kissing your homies homoeroticism’ bit.

>> No.39351453

I'm Bi, i will avenge you nijicucks by fucking Kyo ass over and over until he forgets about Enna weak pussy.

>> No.39351504

>>39351384
audibly kek'd

>> No.39351590

>>39351453
Thanks anon

>> No.39351636

>>39341298
>inb4 yubigate 2.0
That would be wild

>> No.39351704

>>39351405
Even when I was a child, I was only holding the hands of girls I was sticking my tongue in.
It's likely that whoever you did it with felt safe that no one would think she was with you either way.
>>39351254
It's the reason why the separation of the vtuber/roommate is so important. Oh is that building she went in just a bar or is it a swingers club? hmm

>> No.39351725

>>39351254
Sure, but the thing is, they literally can't shut the fuck up about cucking aloupeeps for some reason.

Expect Kyo to make another cuck joke and for Enna to talk about breaking boundaries (even though cross gender collabs isn't something nijisanji gives a shit about) or to like and retweet even more blatant cuck shitposts in the future.

>> No.39351794

>>39335410
truthfully, no lol
kyo sounds gay as hell plus they are coworkers

>> No.39352045

>>39351725
>for some reason
My guess is the complete opposite of giving benefit of the doubt of your fanbase. You see the worst of them and assume it's the norm.
The HoloJP girls that seem kindest to fans have had clear examples of their fans being regular people, even if it's unfortunate stuff like the Mio fan that got his brains spread over the road from riding motorbikes

>> No.39352302

>>39351453
hot

>> No.39353293

>>39344764
Looks like aloucreeps aren't the only cucks in this thread.

>> No.39353389

>>39345344
You gonna make that drive two days in a row when you could just as easily staybat a friend's house?

>> No.39353485

>>39340816
Luca is our pure King

>> No.39353701

>>39347634
It's shit for job happiness but sometimes life is just like that unfortunately. I had a 1 hour commute each way (2 hours a day) for 5 years. Rent is fucking insane these days.

>> No.39353875

>>39346170
>cynical marketing strategy to make Iluna relevant
By what? Insulting aloucreeps and leeching off of enna?
>never watched that stream, a single second of an Enna or Kyo stream
Neither did we, that's why it's funny.
>actually acting like giddy teenage girls gossiping
Nijisisters is a meme for a reason, anon. We like drama
>niche autistic hobby
It's not niche, it's extremely accessible to anyone who lacks a certain amount of shame
>'we're smug righteous unicornchads just watching and speculating about le epic degenerate trainwreck kek.'
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Imagine you tell one of your friends not to hit a hornet nest with a baseball bat. In fact, the whole group tells him not to do it. But he does it, and winds up severly stung and blown up, half dying from anaphylatic shock. You're damn right I'm gonna have a laugh about it with the boys
The fact that you think vtubers represents something more than talentless whores (well, in enna's case, just whore) grubbing for money and taking themselves way to seriously says more about you than it does us.

>> No.39353973

>>39345344
Canadian, can verify this. 2 hours is nothing.

Highways are also hella chill at night with music. Traffic is gone and tons of people push 30 or 40 past the speed limit with no repercussions. Zoom home.

>> No.39354065

>>39342911
>>39342855
>>39348639
Why do fans of the woo girls seem so drawn to this particular issue?

>> No.39354166

It's clear they didn't fuck. They're just colleagues, but they did want to cause some drama because they thought it would be funny.
The hands touching was probably planned in advance.
Same with the whole reason for the offcollab: they knew it would annoy people.
Kyo is dumb, but he's not a nigger

>> No.39354267

>>39351453
Based gay rapist raping people I don't like.
Go get em rapeman

>> No.39354433

>>39354166
So all the downsides of fucking but none of the actual fucking? Why would anyone do that, anon. think please. It's like someone wanting to frame themselves for robbing a bank but not getting any of the money.

>> No.39354449

>>39354065
Jesse, what the fuck is a woo girl?

>> No.39354502

>>39345947
I get more puss than you, and unless you have a micro dick or have a girl with no gag reflex they can't hold it long enough for you to actually cum

>> No.39354543

>>39354166
Except they did fuck, and what's funny is that they can't handle people making fun of them for it. Enna has been liking, responding to and reposting comments by antis and Kyo went and comlpained on his RM's twitter.

>> No.39354578

>>39354433
Not other anon but you can tell from the dozens of threads here that it has succeeded at drawing lots of attention.

Some people subscribe to all press is good press. If you convert 10% of 1000 people into paypigs, you get more than converting 30% of 300.

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Why don't unicorns just watch Mumei instead? my oshi is a virgin and doesn't have a BF like Enna.

You're welcome to watch her any time.

>> No.39354729

>>39354433
Because Enna is probably already taken, and Kyo is a beta orbiter

>> No.39354805

>>39354449
Selen, Pomu, Rosemi. A bit of a clique that have a lot of viewers who watch all three

>> No.39354835

This board really is /r9k/ 2.0

>> No.39354947

>>39354835
Sometimes I can't tell how many anons are shitposting. Hopefully most of them, because the alternative would be really sad.

>> No.39354982

>>39354543
It obviously wasn't very satisfying.

>> No.39355075

>>39354729
Would you cheat on Diego for young Twitter sjw Herman Munster?

>> No.39355104

>>39354543
>complained on rm twitter
lmao

>> No.39355132

>>39340055
>penis inspection stream
why you gay

>> No.39355164

>>39354835
That's the virgin board right? We would be "/r9k/ 2.0" if we were making excuses for the behaviour, afraid to give up on one of the only girls to give us attention.

>> No.39355228

>>39349228
You're on /vt/. No one here is normal or well-adjusted and that sure as shit includes you if you're arguing here.

>> No.39355244 [DELETED] 

>>39354717
She posted about her boyfriend on her PL, newfagchama. That cloaca is used and abused.
>>39354835
>>39354947
Keep on coping, aloukeks. Make sure you keep sending supas to your queen of spades for kyo's rubbers, wouldn't want your oshi having to push out a half asian half white tattooed wigger baby.

>> No.39355355

>>39346170
I was with you until you turned this shit into a ILUNA conspiracy theory

>> No.39355471

>>39348458
NIJICOPE

>> No.39355497

>>39354835
/r9k/ is a sadsack narcisstic downer board when it's not being occupied by tranny grooming gangs.
/vt/ is a fun loving jaunty board where everyone is either screaming, laughing, jacking off, or calmly watching the game on the tele.

The two are polar opposites.
/r9k/ is just full of pieces of shit who want to be sad. They lie in a ditch and cry out for someome to help them. When someone reaches their hand in, they swat it away
/vt/ is full of people who love life and have hope, due to the idols that inspire them and the fun trivial discussions they have that lets them forget the outside world.

>> No.39355609

>>39355497
/r9k/ and /vt/ overlap heavily

>> No.39355689

>>39355164
NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE INCELS, WOMEN DON'T WANT ME AND I DO EVERYTHING THEY TELL ME TO

>> No.39355820

>>39355497
Stage one: Denial

>> No.39355866

>>39355244
I don't spend money on niji, holo, or any 2d character. If they don't provide free content then I don't watch.

>> No.39355904

>>39355609
The segment of /vt/ that doesn't like Hololive maybe, otherwise you're completely delusional

>> No.39356254

>>39335410
yasssssss queen~~~~ own le haters~~~~

>> No.39356344

>>39335410
that dude at the very least got some head so yes he got laid.

>> No.39356502

>>39355609
In what way? Incels hate women and often act out on that hate.
People on /vt/ make fun of the fans of whores, they don't go harassing the whores themselves.
Based on generals and the vibe of users, people here legitimately like the attitudes and personalities of women.

>> No.39356678

>>39356502
Ah but you forget, you're not allowed to criticise behaviour that advances in contraception has allowed.

>> No.39356795

>>39335410
I don't think they fucked, but they probably made out a bit - assuming one of them was brave enough to make the moves.

>> No.39356858

>>39335410
They showed handholding on stream. Her hymen is ded. Or you wanna wait until he fingering her live on stream?

>> No.39357169

>>39355904
>>39356502
incels hate mean westernized women not le pure asian girls that fat schizos like you can manipulate

>> No.39357310

>>39357169
I can manipulate any person on this planet.
/vt/ just isn't a good place for an incel to be.

>> No.39357717

>>39356795
Oh come on the guy outright said he cucked all of her fans before the stream

>> No.39357800

>>39357169
You mean like Finana and her discord groomers?

>> No.39357915

>>39357169
i hate all women but nice try

>> No.39358626

>>39341361
Illness my ass, you dont expose yourself to -10 Cº temperatures and go skiing if you are that sick.

>> No.39359275

>>39358626
I'm pretty sure it's his excuse for not having real jobs

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>>39355132
It's not gay. penis inspection is normal and necessary to enter the cinemas. you should get out more

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>>39346170
Ogey

>> No.39359863

>>39357717
Wasn't that tweet 3 weeks old?

>> No.39360029

>>39345313
What is this faggot even saying?

>> No.39360200

>>39346170
>actually want to fucking kill myself
Do it faggot you won't

>> No.39360374

>>39360029
It's okay anon I watched a documentary on apes and how the communicate I can translate.
>Kyo is too ugly for chinese pussy
Thats what he said

>> No.39360568

>>39357310
you can't even see your dick

>> No.39360659

>>39345496
My last handjob felt like the girl was trying to break my dick in half while digging into it with her fucking talon ass fingernails. In no universe do handjobs ever feel as good as blowjobs.

>> No.39360821

>>39360568
Oh?

>> No.39360889

>>39349228
>Healthy, normal, well-adjusted people don't care about the sex lives of streamers
Anon Pokimane lost over 300k subs from a single bf yab.

>> No.39360934

>>39360568
(NTA) BBM Mindbreak NTR master. You better watch out sis.

>> No.39361023

>>39354717
>Mumei
>virgin
>no bf
Anon she talked about how much she loved getting dicked down by her bf like two years ago

>> No.39361069

poor aloupeeps
Don't analyze the romantic relationship between kyo and enna

https://twitter.com/quinnbenet/status/1605221463094607872?s=46&t=AGX8JRNM8O5zZdcGPNaBYA

>> No.39361531

Normally i wouldn't give a shit but part of me is a lil envious I won't get to hate fuck her now

Imagine how satisfying it would be to put her in her place with your dick after she starts acting bitchy

>> No.39361686

>>39361531
>I won't get to hate fuck her now
why not?

>> No.39362774
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Reimu...

>> No.39362818

>>39362774
"come here bitch and let me taste that white mans cum!"

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based aka

>> No.39362972

>>39362900
I know I shouldnt but im going to look up this cornuto

>> No.39365214

>>39345344
>long drive
I thought the official narrative was that he was taking the bus

>> No.39366086

>>39362900
>pomu giggle
>chilean pesos
>videos of cornuto
dios mio...

>> No.39366142

>>39361686
You can't just hatefuck another man's girl bro...

>> No.39366201

>>39360659
Do you not use lotion or lube? JFC. Just coach the girl on how to do it.

>> No.39366435

>>39362900
kek

>> No.39366480

>>39366142
Why not?

>> No.39366735

>>39354947
I now remember why I had originally stopped coming here.

>> No.39367153

rumao enna probs fucked her actual bf in front of kyo

>> No.39367232

>>39367153
Do you think her actual bf considered her twink ass to be unthreatening enough to let her sit on his lap and hold hands?

>> No.39367458

>>39354835
Not really, you can't be a fan of women and be an incel. (Although, /r9k/ was created for robots which does have overlap with /vt/)

>> No.39367537

>>39367232
he seethed without a doubt. but he held off on ruining the stream because he knew he got to do an irl demonstrating mind-breaking fuck in front of kyo

>> No.39367699

>>39339514
>tits
anon . . . .

>> No.39367706

>>39340407
Fag hags are a thing bro, it's not that weird.

>> No.39368408

>>39362900
what's with that font? why are some of the capital letters tiny?

>> No.39368443

>>39352045
> Mio fan that got his brains spread over the road from riding motorbikes
what?

>> No.39370579

>>39367232
>Do you think her actual bf considered her twink ass to be unthreatening enough to let her sit on his lap and hold hands?
>her twink ass
and maayong hapon sa imo to you, my brother from a southeast asian mother

>> No.39373346

>>39335410
>you think Kyo actually got laid
yes

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>>39340407
>>39335858
i knew a girl that i interlocked fingers with, told me she loves me, never really got beyond that. later i discovered that she likes my friend and i had the rrat that she got close to me just for him. i feel like that broke me and i havent gotten into an intimate relationship since.

>> No.39375840

>>39341566
He has tons of health issues. His Pl channel documents the shit he goes through.

>> No.39377208

>>39335410
>her career destroying little cuck stunt
There are too many NTR fetishists for that to happen

>> No.39377838

>>39345496
Unironically I agree.
Might be because all the girls I've slept with where whores who more or less knew what they were doing it, but the handjobs felt better than the blowjobs

>> No.39379966

>>39335611
Seems like the type

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Aloupeeps how can we compete with THIS?

>> No.39380437

>>39374802
using rrat in relation to a real life situation is absolutely hilarious

>> No.39380865

>>39335410
She gets a rise out of making everyone believe they fucked, I don't think he boned her. Who in his right mind would fuck a non-Japanese Asian?

>> No.39380920

>>39335410
I'd rather take money as collab fee instead of free sex.

>> No.39383506

>>39340904
>>39340850
you realize leading him on is worse, right?

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>>39335410
Holy fuck! Her replying to these comments will just add fuel to the fire. What the fuck is wrong with her. Is she this fucking stupid, or does she get off to the attention?

>> No.39387868

>>39341361
Pretty sure even him fingering Enna still wouldn't sit well with her gachi fans.

>> No.39387923

>>39335410
If they both fucked who cares it was consensual. You're probably just mad you will never get consensual sex from your oshi.

>> No.39387971

>>39386050
She is owning the haters. You mad?

>> No.39388109

>>39386050
This is the most traction she has had since debut, I'd not be surprised if this whole thing was an attempt by her and Kyo to become relevant

>> No.39388113

You guys seriously underestimate how much driving normies are fine with. My normie friend is willing to drive me to a mall 2 hours away to hang out at because it has more weeb shops than the closer ones and she didn't complain once, as long as you're willing to give up a bit of gas money for a particularly long trip normies won't care, and kyo is a normie.

>> No.39388216

>>39387971
I'm not sure desperately declaring that she is still a virgin in public is a good way to "own the haters", though.

>> No.39388261

>>39345496
I've had the exact opposite experience.

>> No.39388352

>>39388113
Yeah, I thought this was funny too. I drive two hours to see one of my friends and an hour to go visit my sister every few weeks. I also make a nineteen hour drive to see another friend at least once a year, sometimes twice.

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>>39345496
You're either a virgin or you got a girl that really fucking sucked at blowjobs. And I don't mean it literally, otherwise you wouldn't be here spouting virgin nonsense.

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