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[Anonymous No.]

Nijiniggers are you ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>arrive at home
>Me: "Finana, I'm in home!"
>Finana: *slowly approaches* "Hi..."
>Me:"Uh?" *gets closer* *strongly grabs her hair* "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WITH HI? HOW DID I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME?"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:"SAY IT"
>Finana:"Hi honey..."
>Me:"GOOD... Good girl, was it that hard?"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:*stares* "... all right, I'm going to fuck you right here, I'm in the mood for a blowjob"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:*unzips dick* "all right, you know what to do don't you?"
>Finana:"..."
>Me:*punches her in the eye *
>Finana:"AAAAAAHHHH"
>Me:"KNEEL!!!"
>Finana:*kneels*
>Me:"now say: oh gosh, I wasn't expecting it to be so big"
>Finana:*sniff* "oW gOwSH.... i WAshN't eShpeCtinG It tO bE sHo bIG..." *tears*
>Me:*makes girly voice* "Ohhh honey, you have big pp energy!"
>Finana:"... oh honey... y-you have big pp energy..."
>Me:*girly voice* "oh honey, it looks shooo delishioush!"
>Finana:"... oh honey... it looks sho delishoush..."
>Me:"Itadakimasu bitch, and don't you dare to even think you can bite me" *strongly grips her face* "if you use your teeth, I'll make sure to take them all down with my fist and I will fuck your toothless mouth pussy anyways" *grips even harder to show how seriouness* "is it clear?"
>Finana:*nods*
>Me:"now suck it"
>Finana:*puts dick in her mouth* *slowly moves her head up and down*
>Me:"That's it, that's it, just like that..." *puts both hands on her head*
>Finana:"uggghhh mhhfff uggghhh mfhhh uggghhh mffhhh"
>Me:*pulls her head hard*
>Finana:"HHHHHMMMMMMGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFF" *gags* *chokes*
>Me:*releases her head*
>Finana:*takes out the dick from her mouth* *coughs* "ugggghhhh.. uggghhhh..."
>Me:"I think I'm ready, get on 4 like the bitch you are, I'll fuck your ass"
>Finana:"...." *slowly takes position*
>Me:"Tell me you want my seamen" *grabs her ass*
>Finana:*shivers* *gulps* "...honey... I want your seamen..."
>Me:"Tell me you want it in your stinky winky, now... where do you want it then?"
>Finana:"...in my stinky winky..." *sobs*
>Me:"Very well then as you wish my fish" *inserts dick*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS"
>Me:"GWAHAHAHAHA WHAT'S WRONG? WAS IT TOO BIG 4 U?"
>Finana:"IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS"
>Me:"Ah, ogey then I'll move slowly just to get you comfortable..." *rams her ass hard and fast*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Me:"UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MERMAID ASS PUSSY SO GOOD"
>Finana:*grits teeth*
>Me:"WHAT'S WRONG FISH?"
>Finana:*sobs*
>Me:"YOU DON'T RIKE? well well well, I have to remind you that I know all about you, all your deep secrets, all the things you have done, you want me to show everyone how you really are behind that mermaid 2D? I could show them how you look like completely nude my girl, with nothing to hide, do you wan't me to make you the Aloe of nijisanji? I can make you face a worst fate than Sio and that bitch can't even reincarnate you dumb whore" *slaps her ass*
>Finana:*sobs*
>Me:*sighs* "But I like you fish, I want to prottecc you, I love you, I reelee beeleeb you deserve to be where you are and maybe you deserve more than being a nijinigger, I beeleeb you have the potential to moon despite beign there because I really think you are really based, autistic and dumb as fuck, but based, and also cute, a cute retard"
>Finana:"AAAH AHH AAAAHHHH "
>Me:*slaps her ass* *increses speed*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP STOP"
>Me:"YOU WANT ME TO STOP??? THEN SAY THE FUCKING PASWORD!"
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH..."
>Me:"WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? THE PASWORD WHORE SAY IT, SAY BIG CHUNGUS AMOGUS HMONGUS AND I'LL STOP"
>Finana:"NOOOOO STOP STOP AAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Me:"I'M GONA, I'M GONA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM"
>Finana:"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>*white screen fading in and out*
>Me:"Wooof that was refreshing, did you enjoy my seamen in your asshole fish?"
>Finana:"aaahhhh aaaahhh ahhhh ah..."
>Me:"Haha why didn't you said the pasword fish? you really love this kind of shit don't you? you filfty whore how many times did you came? it was a flooding river down below"
>Finana:*ah aahh aahh*
>Me:"Anyways, from tomorrow I want you to prepare a collab with Kiara, Veibae and Nyanners and I want you to be best friends with them, that's were you belong you dumb retard whore, and fucking do your RLcraft reps, I don't want to see you freezing or boil to death"
>Finana: *mumbles*
>Me:"Uh? I didn't hear you?"
>Finana: "...T-thank you..."
>Me:"Ah, sure, whenever you want it my fish"
I want to have rough sex with this dumb zoomer fish like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898676
cool fanfic bro link me your livejournal

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898641
So this is what "living rent free" means

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898641
>Barely getting 3k in every stream
>Holofags still think about Niji first when their own projects are announced
This is a new level of rent-free. Are you guys that insecure

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898676
>grips even harder to show how seriouness
>why didn't you said the pasword
>how many times did you came
SEAnigger hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898711
Absolutely. Tribal retardation in every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3898745
They are shaking in fear. For some retarded reason because Niji and Holo are buddies in Japan since forever.

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>>3899117
>Niji and Holo are buddies in Japan since forever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah man they're 'buddies', they love eachother so much Cover is trying to kill Ichi...er Any Color by releasing Holo Alt and new EN talents after the NijiEN just debut.

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>>3899159
when should they release EN then?? next year?

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>>3899159
Actual fucking delusion

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>>3899181
>when should they release EN then?? next year?
Right now. It's the perfect time to kill the opponent's momentum and let's be honest, people are starting to get bored of the first gen anyway.

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>>3899159
Jesus christ, so it's true that ENfags don't watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3899159
let's say niji livers and holo talents are friends but doesn't mean cover and any color are friends.

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>>3899281
>Employees are friends openly but their bosses hate each other
This is what you said. Now feel bad.

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>>3898676
put this in the writing general unless it's hololive only or something

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>>3898641
>Nijiniggers are you ready?