/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Three Wise Leaders Edition

Last thread: >>8935929

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957045
Tfw no Regina GF

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>>38957045
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38956798
WAIT
>both have a hoodie
>both are murderers
>their names and appearance are based in a star and an eagle
LEADER IS FROM THE ORDER OF ASSASSINS

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>I know I'm always too hard on myself when I stream
What the fuck he's learning to like himself??

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>>38957121
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Green leader-chan?

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>>38957120
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957120
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957045
ty
>>38957120
amen

[Anonymous No.]

ALTNOWA REAL

>>38957045 (me)
sauce: https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1601968257946521600

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>watch my boyfriend
>i'll shill my boyfriend anytime
Altare... he's already taken...

[Anonymous No.]

really in the mood to have altare sitting on my lap naked while he begs for a kiss so he can swallow my spit

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https://twitter.com/gaifunn/status/1602804793097224193
This is cute...

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>>38957126
>Altair means Eagle
>Ezio means Eagle
Altare is all of them

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>Altare goes to indonesia
>gets arrested for pre-marital murder
NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna go to indonesia
ALTARE NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957121
put some glasses on you WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957045
left

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna go to Indonesia
Don't fuck your sister Altare

[Anonymous No.]

INDOSISTERS

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>>38957260
fanart with Vesper being a protective father/grandpa is so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957283
Altare is Desmond Miles... wait, Desmond...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957356
KOBALTCHADS KEEP WINNING

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>>38957121
WHORE

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Leader, please don't rape Moona

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>>38957387
Magni is a descendant of Altare?

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>>38957241
hot but also wtf

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>>38957387
Almond...

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>>38957387
AYO
>The etymology of Desmond's name was stated as "the world" by a Ubisoft developer who worked on the game, possibly deriving it personally and incorrectly from the French words "des mond(es)", or "worlds".
>The correct, and accepted, academic etymology however is that the name is of Irish Gaelic origin deriving from "Deasmhumhain" meaning "South Munster".
>Either way, Desmond's name deviates from Altaïr and Ezio, who were both given names with avian meanings; Altaïr, meaning "the flying one", and Ezio, meaning "eagle".
>Desmond's surname has a more pertinent meaning to the game, as Miles is the Latin word for "soldier"; it has, however, been also suggested to be a derivation of Slavic mil, meaning "grace, gracious".

[Anonymous No.]

>altare talking about accountability AGAIN
k…kowai…

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare is Altair
>Vesper is Vega
So when is the wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

altnowa is real. cant believe it.

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Thank god Altare's twice cooked pork order got cancelled, I didn't actually think he'd order it... I'm still scarred by recommending Ame Neon White

[Anonymous No.]

>Dez loves his chat
>don't worry
.............

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>Dez loves his chat
.......

[Anonymous No.]

>do other holo members not trust their chats? i freaking love you guys
>yes? yes? yes? i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957260
my heart melted...

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>>38957045
>Last thread: >>8935929(Dead)
OP WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

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>>38957589
>>38957590
Yeah, sure lol

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>>38957143
>>38957346
>>38957432
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa is canon lorewise

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>>38957622
THAT POST IS 4 MONTHS OLD, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

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>>38957622
GOMEN AAAAAAAAA
>>38957045
REAL LAST THREAD >>38935929

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>>38957045
last thread >>38935929

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Even just mentioning magmites drags in these retards that won't stop talking about being parasocial

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>>38957045
last thread >>38935929

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will this be the stream that finally makes altnowa a bit more popular outside of /here/?

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>>38957547
___Never____

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>I just want you guys to feel wanted
Holy shit my fucking heart. Altare that is DANGEROUS

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>>38957241
NO ME TOT altare kiss creampie sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>38957622
KIARA IS NOW PART OF /MANS/

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>>38957743
Oh, you missed the 3 digit. Ok, I thought you had that on your ctrl+v somehow.

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>>38957665
Dutikg the mario oarty collab he told he has been literally penetrated not once but twice

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>>38957788
I honestly think he is THE parasocial vtuber. He seems like an honest guy with no ill intention, but this might be some next level 4d chess. I'll still watch him though

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So Altare loves his chat and viewers the most, right?

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>>38957589
>>38957590

IT WAS REAL
>>38924789
>>38924789
>>38924789

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

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u think we can vesper to reenact dragonslayer doppelganger

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"I take your time and souls, you take my...love and affection"

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Shut the fuck up vagina havers, my Grandpa is on the telly.

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>>38957898
HE WANTS ME/10

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>>38957807
I'd rather kill myself

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SE MUEVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHFwslvMqA

[Anonymous No.]

Leader can't stop jobbing...

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>>38957898
THE EAGLE STAR/10

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>>38957898
Comfy as always

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shut up, it's time to watch nowa

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You know Altare waves goodbye to his chat at the end of his streams. Do you wave back?

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Nowa on da telly

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>>38957898
comfy + lore drop/10

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>>38957898
i hate the fucking dome/10

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>>38958018
of course i do

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>>38958012
Where did you get that picture of me

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>>38958012
a fucking chumvestie

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>>38958012
What in God's name is that

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>>38958018
yes

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>>38957898
HE LOVES US/10

[Anonymous No.]

Did vesper actually drive out into the wilderness on his break day to dig up his rice

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>>38958012
A FUCKING VESTBUD?

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>>38957895
>Altare reassure magmites that Dez loves them
>After he tard wrangled Dez
Leader I kneel!

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>>38957898
I wanna fuck him/10

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>>38957898
HE WANTS US TO FEEL WANTED/10

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>>38958018
yes, even when I'm in my uni's library

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>>38957121
>>38957143
>>38957346
>>38957432
nature is healed

unrelated captcha: 8R(WRY)

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>>38958012
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING, WHY A SHRIMP

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Is Altare the highest sub because of his collab with Kobo or is there something that attracts tourists more than the others?
He is painfully ahead of others when I don't see his content more entertaining than others

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>>38958018
no because im busy at work

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>>38958200
It's for our resident chumbie

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>>38958119
It was for the bit

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>chain bgm
FUCK

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>>38958209
Yes, he also has the most normal looking model which might help a little bit as well.

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>>38958225
wait, but chumbie is an axelotl, isn't he?

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>>38957898
KEEP EACH OTHER ACCOUNTABLE/10

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>>38958209
Probably just the Kobo thing, he's second from the bottom by most other metrics

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>>38958209
I think it's a combination of being as inoffensive as possible while also have small based moments and generally being seiso and level-headed

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>>38958276
There are...multiple chumbies in this thread. I'm one of them.

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>>38958276
There is another Chummie whos a vestie, and there is a Chummie Vespling

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>>38958276
Yeah, but there's a lurking one who's a chumvestie

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>>38958349
and then there's me

[Anonymous No.]

As bad as Noir's model is, the glare on the glasses is impressive. That's probably where all the effort went

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[Anonymous No.]

Eri coming in with good suggestions.

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>>38958209
what about kronii and vesper then?

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>>38958403
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38958362
AAIIIIEEEEEEEE

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>>38958362
Dios MIO....

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>>38958405
AAAIIEEEEEEE

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>There's also decoy rice holes
why am I'm not surprised

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>>38958423
Vesper never really followed up with Kronii, not counting Mario Party, to really take advantage of that like Altare and Kobo did.

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>>38958420
>for me
this cheeky cute bastard vestie

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why did Vesper Noir stop using his old BGM?

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>>38958425
>>38958437
>>38958457
STOP FUCKING SCREAMING

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>>38958423
Kronii is a debuff

[Anonymous No.]

was Vesper's volume always this low?

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>>38958437
>>38958425

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Reedah built atlantis before Gura does.

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>>38958523
a debuff to his mental health

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>>38958423
don't stick your dick in crazy

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>>38958403
Personally I think it fits him perfectly for his grandpa anime taste. He looks like a Hellsing or Castlevania character

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>>38958423
he had a funny stream with her but never followed with anything / they don’t have an actual “dynamic”

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>>38958400
A FUCKING ALTBEAT

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>>38958012
Stop doxxing me, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958403
His smile is great

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>>38958423
Kronii + Vesper never really became a thing the way Altare and Kobo did, and I think Kroniis are less likely as an audience to watch males than Kobo's fans. I wish her schizos would stay out of other Holo's art tags at least

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>>38958425
meant for >>38958400

>>38958520
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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oh right I forgot vesper did superchat readings disguised as zatsus

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>>38958423
compared to kobalt, they have much less interaction

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I love our cute chumbuds, our cute takos, our cute KFP's, our cute deadbeats, and our cute teamates.

[Anonymous No.]

Sad stabbing :(

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>>38958400
AIIEEEE

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>>38958577
Fuck off holobeggar stop spamming this shit every thread

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im using these requests as practice now
i still cannot figure out how to draw altare hes a creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958516
Forgetful Grandpire, please understand

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>>38958668
this but unironically

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>>38958504
Why would he? You heard his screams of mental pain dealing her.

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>>38958403
That's because it was on the rigger alone, his mama had nothing to do with the reflex

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>>38958684
ikr? he's really hard to draw. i learned my lesson when i joined his bday project.

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>>38958301
It's not all Kobo, because Axel has also collabed with Kobo a lot and didn't get that big of an increase from it. Altare is generally just better at actually drawing in new fans from collabs than the rest of the guys. He gained a good amount of subs with Alban as well. He's really conscious of the fact that he's dealing with another person's fanbase when he's going into one, so he prepares stuff ahead of time and makes sure he always has something to say.

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why do people never get the hint and stop sending SC's when he says he wants to catch up..

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>>38958705
He lost his temper in her holes

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this whore is learning to lead us on and bait with his stories.... my dicc is so hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958684
That's solid, I think you did great.

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>>38958504
so he's a leech?

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>>38958548
His settings resets whenever he collabs or does audio recording

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>>38958012
Oh, sweet, more brothers!

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>>38958746
Axel and Kobo dymanic wasn't nearly as good.

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dang as soon as grandpa starts his stream, this thread starts to shit huh

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>>38958668
This except without he KFPs

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>>38958754
you havent learned by now that Vesper is a pro at edging his chat?

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So this is a superchat reading stream today. Again. Ugh.

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>classic simpsons
god i fucking miss oji-chan

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the rice thing come from? I somehow missed it

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>>38958679
>holobeggar

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>>38958759
Sigh

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>>38958820
I wonder if he watches other cartoons

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a married couple watching vesper together IS pretty based though

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIIIIEEE I'M SO EDGED RIGHT NOW

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>>38958854

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>>38958826
He told the Vesties last zatsu that he had a hidden stash of rice somewhere in wilderness in case of societal collapse.

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THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

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>>38958802
As it always has been from the start

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>>38958826
one stream ago, bro

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>>38958759
It's not leeching to do your job well, and collabs are a core part of corporate vtubing. They're not competing with each other, it's the collaborative atmosphere that makes these companies viable to begin with. If they were actually supposed to stand alone they'd just debut them one at a time

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>>38958777
Yeah, what I'm saying is that collabing with Kobo a lot does not guarantee you'll get a ton of subs - it's only because Altare is good at streaming with her that it worked

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he was doing so well now hes back to sc zatsus
tis a shame

[Anonymous No.]

is youtube fucking up or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958951
I blame Omega, man lost his touch

[Anonymous No.]

How did the thread go to shit so fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958988
yeah, me too

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EAT SHIT SUSAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958751
because they know that zatsudans are superchat readings

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>>38958668
Thank you.

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>>38958988
Same for me

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Vesper wanted to get good at Japanese? To get it to the conversational level? Yeah...

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>>38958802
>>38959015
hate watchers

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take a shot everytime he says "thank you very much for the superchat"

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it would bu funny if he avoid talking about the stab thing, like ignoring every single SC bait mentioning stab

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959015
gramps always brings the tourists

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>>38959055
no, that's altare and sometimes magni

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>>38959044
He got a taste of rape, now he sees he doesn't need to speak japanese anymore so he's skipping steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959036
THERE'S MORE OF THEM NOW, MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958668
Based fellow vtuber enjoyer

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>>38958951
isn't this like his 2nd or 3rd zatsu since his return? I can understand why because he's got so much to catch up with and alot of vesties miss him including myself

I forgot that I was still member'd to him so I just used my member sc

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>>38959015
a good portion of vesper’s watchers are otherwise only hologirl fans and also hate all the other stars on principle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959099
no its definitely vesper. altare brings out the schizos though

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>>38958743
good design but at the same time fuck me its tough to draw
>>38958758
arigatou anon
im hoping to knock out about 3 more requests today, going to be drawing lots of altares today

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>>38959099
>/hlgg/ watching leader or magni

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>>38958668
>tfw outside fanbases are more liked than magmites

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959054
The belmonts want to reaffirm that they did get him [/spoilers]

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How do you not know what you got stabbed with???

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959099
Sure vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959146
>or axel

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>>38959132
So what you're saying is, Vesties are the chumbuds of Holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959099
>altare
>bringing tourists
anon?

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>>38959015
Vespies

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>>38959099
altare does not bring in the tourists what in gods name you on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959044
He only wanted to get better at Jp just so he could insult them better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959187
wtf

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>>38959099
Holy Vestie denial. Tourists don't know shit about Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>38958951
Remember that he got suspended because management are a bunch of easily bruised egomaniacs.
I'm taking what I'm getting.

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>>38959187
yes, unironically

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I wish he would have read my member sc

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ being raided by /hlgg/ rn. yawn

[Anonymous No.]

There are wifis in planes now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959187
yes

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>>38959187
That makes too much sense

[Anonymous No.]

off he didn't go in detail about the stab

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER SIMS PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959158
Not even their oshi likes them, why would we?

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER'S PARASOCIAL DOLLHOUSE

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>>38959275
theyre really easy to tell

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>he wants to make sims characters of his chat regulars
Vesper is getting extremely parasocial uuuuuuuu

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>>38959349
kek

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>>38959344

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>>38959288
Yes but depending on the airline its either included with your ticket above economy or a flat charge.
Some cellular providers like T-Mobile have deals with certain airlines to give them free wifi for about 30 minutes to an hour depending on the duration of the flight.

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Don't do it /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

That is an absolutely terrible idea

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Vesper is gonna turn his vesties into playthings !!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959367
hes an actual slut pampering his regulars like that... ToT

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[Anonymous No.]

Outer Wilds Kino incoming
Hopefully he won't quit due to game length

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER WENT IN AND OUT OF THE CLOSET

[Anonymous No.]

what's he looking at /MANS/?

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I WISH I WAS HIS PLAYTHING
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959453
why are women like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959453
uuuuu I want to be Nowa's pampered little doll !!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959510
My dick (it's small)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959510
the poster below

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>she

[Anonymous No.]

>duck mention
>SUBARU xD
I hate holobronies

[Anonymous No.]

>SHE

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>knife
oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959610
>>38959655
don't worry DnD girls are either absolute cock repellent or lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

ANOTHER STORY TO THE GREEN TEXT, LET'S GO

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>>38959688
are you sure about that, dnd is normie tier now
unless youre a dm

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell was he about to say...

[Anonymous No.]

GANG RAPE

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I hope they start whoring out Tempus on the con circuit soon, I feel like it would be so easy to fuck Fempura (especially the married ones)

[Anonymous No.]

gang rape...

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>>38959749
Just g-gang up ahah...

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i missed having these unhinged zatsudans in my life. i love nowa-oji

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GETTING GANGBANGED BY UNCLE NOWA

[Anonymous No.]

he almost got suspended again kek

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>>38959744
>dnd is normie tier now
it wasn't back when vesper was DM'ing in highschool

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

[Anonymous No.]

Leader is THE MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>you can always rely on altare
I mean... can you though?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah Darktide would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959610
*desk slam*

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THANK THE LEADER, /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959800
Axel has said so much worse.
With all he said, i really doubt the rest of tempus could say much worse than he does.

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leader so based

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>>38959756
I hope they're at Boston or NYC next year, though it'll probably just be west coast shitters again.
I want to flirt with a haggy fem vestie...

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Altare has to ask for permissions on behalf of Vesper, or else there will be another incident...

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LEADER LOVE

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>>38959819
We all know he's gonna eventually job, but yeah, he is as reliable as it gets in Tempus.

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>>38959819
if it’s not something he can obsessively be a perfectionist over, yes, he has been extremely reliable

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"I LOVE STRIPPERS" - VESPER NOIR

[Anonymous No.]

>there's nothing wrong with strippers
based

[Anonymous No.]

>there is nothing wrong with strippers
MAGNI IS IN BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

I love Altare so much. Leader LOVE!!!!!!!!

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>Don’t tell anyone what’s in your bug out bag
>proceed to tell what’s in it
Lol why

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper has gone to a strip club before and touched the strippers on the ass

[Anonymous No.]

So Vesper is ok with you being a stripper, good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959879
ToT

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>>38959819
i unironically trust him with my life and hes not my oshi nor someone i watch often
hes great

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959261
Nobody in Tempus has read one of my member chats. But I'm a giftee so I can't blame them for it

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>>38959879
canon

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>>38959819
Yes.

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Gunpla talk

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>I love strippers
Alright, if Vesper mention he has a police uniform or something he is a stripper

[Anonymous No.]

>>38959956
You don't tell people WHERE it is.

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>built the gunpla for him
missing the point vesp....

[Anonymous No.]

stripper Vesper ToT

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>>38960015

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>>38959977
All stripper vesties must be happy

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is easily awed by size

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>>38960042
My oshi is not autistic... I think...

[Anonymous No.]

He's talking about my giant cock btw

[Anonymous No.]

is there even a PG Epyon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960055
Vesper is a size queen uuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA IS A COMMUNIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960055
altnowa touching tipsToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960092
>>38960130
he's talking about shafts now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960083
Not that I know of, I'm sure it was the Neo Zeong.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper killed his senpai....

[Anonymous No.]

>he went into the urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>desk slam

[Anonymous No.]

i love it when he spills his spaghetti over his jp senpais かわいいですね?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960083
When it was asked if it was red I was trying to figure out if it was a Neo Zeong, the whip is baffling though. I don't think it has the cable arms going on? Although that would be easy to set up yourself if you're a moderately skilled builder

[Anonymous No.]

miyabean...

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper loves his Japanese niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>there's nothing wrong with strippers
i thought he hated women

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960042
So… which Zeta Gundam is canon /mans/?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a link to the miyabi clip he's talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960164

[Anonymous No.]

>finally gets caught up
>retards send more SC's
sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960217
This is Zetaxel bait but i'm still biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960217
Original, I bet young Tomino would call old pussy Tomino a little faggot who has been weighed down by modern society's gravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960203
>cable arms
Yeah, must've been the cable arms.

[Anonymous No.]

finally, I'm the last straight male vestie here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960217
The one that leads into ZZ, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960263
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeHEp8-WiA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
maybe this one?
https://youtu.be/2GeHEp8-WiA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960263
Not so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960216
not all strippers are women

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960217
You know UC canonicity is all over the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
Just look up "miyabi vesper tower" in youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
https://youtu.be/2GeHEp8-WiA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960318
Yeah, ask Magni

[Anonymous No.]

These fucks wont stop sending SC even long enough for him to tell a stabbing story, wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960239
such is the life of the kings and queens of supahs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960318
yes, but the point still stands

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
https://youtu.be/2GeHEp8-WiA

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder vesties are no different from magmites
concern faggots
It's time to get rid of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960218
give the original stream a view faggot https://www.youtube.com/live/Ie3FW6cCaAw?feature=share
please chuu~

[Anonymous No.]

shota Nowa uuuuu ToT I want to read his stories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960263
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960357
i fucking hate niggas

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa has gone from my favorite to least favorite. This niga is always behind in work and does low effort streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960299
>>38960308
>>38960327
>>38960351
thank you! chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960245
You didn’t answer… and no it’s not Zetaxel

>>38960251
>>38960273
Good, proud of you

>>38960319
Which leads to the next question/speculation
>Which Gundam Hathaway line is or *should* be canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960357
the final solution…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960357
>vesties
>magmite pfp
you're not even trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960376
ok will do

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa has gone from my least favorite to favorite. This niga is always ahead in work and does high effort streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960417
>Which Gundam Hathaway line is or *should* be canon?
Whichever has more suffering
So basically the one where Bright has to deal with Hathaway at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960376
No

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to murder
HK-47 kinda feels like Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960251
When Tomino said G-Reco happens after Turn A they should have put him in a nursing home

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960571
BURN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960606
please theyre little innocent fat fucks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960499
Not the cannibal dictator bright timeline?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Vesper read /tg/ quests? I have so much nostalgia for them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960571
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960631
Ok... I'll burn Magmites then

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960637
if he's read any of them he's probably read ruby quest but nothing later than that

[Anonymous No.]

oh thank god he's thinking of doing different things for his menshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960571
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>no one has ever called me a chad
Confirmed white man

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960381
yabe

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa actually doing something for membership content

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960559
NTA but I was never interested in seeing G-Reco and I was told it was pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960674
I have enough google play credit to member hip for another 5 months...

[Anonymous No.]

ADULT SCENES

[Anonymous No.]

LET HIM TELL THE FUCKING KNIFE STABBING STORY YOU FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960696
What's the reasoning? I'm currently feeling him to be white or culturally white but Hispanic

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper played games with sex in it....
he's not mines anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is chat so fucking annoying to day. DO THIS and DO THAT and HOW ABOUT DOING THIS HEHEHE jesus fucking christ faggots just shut up... am I just extra irritable or something ugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960775
everyone wants his attention since he was gone for two weeks. also you’re being a sensitive faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960803
hi Watotodile

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960775
I think people just missed him and it's going a little overboard, hopefully it calms down soon because it is annoying

[Anonymous No.]

TYPEMOON FANS WE GONNA EAT GOOD
BUT VESPER, YOU WEREN"T SUPPOSED TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NASU TRIES TO MEMORY HOLE TAKEUCHIS CRINGEFUNNY PORN DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>Dosen't watch the holos
based

[Anonymous No.]

Mahoyo is pretty fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960775
They were in nowa withdrawal for 2 weeks, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>permissions are individual or at least kept in individual lists and not in a universal master list accessible to everyone
fucking permissions shit no wonder vesper blew his lid. how fucking hard could it be to have a good doc that has all the permissions and relevant conditions?

[Anonymous No.]

TEA OFFCOLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

>off collab with Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

HE WILL DRUG AND RAPE THE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna strangle all these $5 supa whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960803
>>38960823
And you are newfags. His chat has always been attention whores

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna tea offcollab haha :)

[Anonymous No.]

WHO???

[Anonymous No.]

>he wants to do an off collab where he makes tea for somebody
who's somebody.....?

[Anonymous No.]

WHOS THE OFFCOLLAB GONNA BE WITH?

my guess is magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960763
Even the dorkiest of black mans can be called a chad by whites therefore hes white

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960903
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960877
Don't forget the time they literally lost the Supergiant Perms fax and they had to all put Hades and Bastion on hold until someone dug it out of the couch cushions

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960903
me

[Anonymous No.]

>HE KNOWS THE JOKE
A TRUE TYPEMOON FAN
Tsukihime anime doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960902
>>38960903
Rosemi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960909
it better not be magni or altare will actually assassinate him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960902
>>38960909
>>38960903
It's Altare
t. inteern

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960930
Cover still operating in 1989 technology like every Japanese company

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960895
Whores, you say? Chat mirrors the streamer yet again, surprise, surprise

[Anonymous No.]

I bet it's Altare, he already did one with Magni and there's no way he's flying to Japan just for tea or it might be Mori or Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960877
That's just not true, why are you lying? They DO have a list with games they have perms to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy [Dwarf Fortress] again
Kek I forgot he said he somehow “bought” the classic DF

[Anonymous No.]

>buy it "again"
The mystery of how Vesper bought Dwarf Fortress persists

[Anonymous No.]

PLAY THE FAKKIN DORF FORT ALREADY OLD MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960775
magmite refuges
like the anon above pointed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960981
>Spoiler
That will never ever be allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961007
I sold it to him on a thumb stick in '08 for a quick blowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960991
didn't sound like with vesper saying he doesn't have the ability to see what other people have permissions for

[Anonymous No.]

What's the sad one? Did his dad went apeshit or something?

[Anonymous No.]

STOP SUPER CHATTING HIM I WANNA HEAR THE STABBING

[Anonymous No.]

>Nasu Kinoko

[Anonymous No.]

SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO SHILL MAHOYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961077
probably was him and his dad fighting. bet

[Anonymous No.]

>he'll never tell the sad stabbing story

Did he get shanked by his own mother or something, wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961053
Anon, he was just avoiding the question about hologirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>drunk
OH BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960991
Yeah, management can see it after getting a request from the talent ;)
With Cover's headcount I bet they have a dude who sits at a desk all day getting messages from talent managers asking about game perms, and he's the only one who can see the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961077
>>38961134
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961077
>>38961134
Gf stabbed him thats why he can't trust women anymore screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi is an alcoholic....

[Anonymous No.]

>stabbed while drunk
he got a Glasgow smile didn't he

[Anonymous No.]

>woke up stabbed

[Anonymous No.]

OH CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

he had a period
Nowa is a woman

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA WAS RAPED

[Anonymous No.]

this wizard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961134
the knife: a dick
the stabber: his uncle
pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>38960981
>spoiler
I'll cancel my membership and spam those whores chat until I stop being mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Why was his immediate thought he GOT fucked, not the one WHO fucked

[Anonymous No.]

add it to the greentext boys

[Anonymous No.]

>phew, I almost lost my wizard status

[Anonymous No.]

I raped Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER NOIR WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING HOT SUMMER OF 1878

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961165
ok schizo, they've talked about the perms list a lot of times but go on

[Anonymous No.]

>nowa unironically thought he lost his anal virginity

[Anonymous No.]

Did Vesper go to college in Florida?
Because I'm schizo I tried to triangulate cat 4 hurricanes to a time frame where he may have gone to school and the only areas that were hit by some were Louisiana and Florida

[Anonymous No.]

Cardi B raped Vesper and stole his kidney

[Anonymous No.]

Vespers a bottom confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961276
why would there be blood on his lower back if that were the case?
are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961309
Damn, Florida got hit by a hurricane? It can't be..

[Anonymous No.]

VESPERS HYMEN IS BROKEN

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, I missed part of the stream, who fucking stabbed him???

[Anonymous No.]

You'd just bleed out to death like that, no? Sounds ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961097
tm fags eternally blown out by ushiwakamaru and the count of monte cristo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
Not even he knows, he was black-out drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
he was raped in college. he doesnt know who did it since he was drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
he doesn't know.
All he does know that he was super drunk, he got home, and he thought had sex because there was blood stains in his sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961348
He just saw blood on his bedsheets, he didn't realize he was wounded on his back at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
He doesn't know, he got very drunk and passed out just to wake up to a bloodstain on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961309
viene de puerto rico
basado

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
Me :)

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I really want to hear the other story now

[Anonymous No.]

Medical stories like this always make me light headed.

[Anonymous No.]

US healthcare is pure bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

is the fabled american health care?

[Anonymous No.]

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961373
>yo nigga, lets stab that bum over there
>STABBY STAB
>they donk know that he was a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961402
>>38961407
>>38961414
WTF
Yo thats fucking terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

Do burgerland's healthcare really...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961445
yes

[Anonymous No.]

wtf america

[Anonymous No.]

>american "healthcare"

[Anonymous No.]

yeah 2200 for that level of care tracks lol

[Anonymous No.]

>2k for a sticker
God bless burgerland

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961399
I like Ushi though. And Monte Cristo actually has a reason to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961445
*this the

[Anonymous No.]

Still better than UK healthcare

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961470
Yes unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961427
Given that it's sad and he can't talk about, it's probably a domestic situation

[Anonymous No.]

this is why burgers are so insane

[Anonymous No.]

it was Altare. he stabbed and raped Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>stab wound
>already scabbing over the next morning
he's 100% a va

[Anonymous No.]

Well, i guess future "fanarts" will have a scar on the lower back

[Anonymous No.]

jwu. where was he stabbed?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if you're poor and don't have extra 2k bucks lying around? Just stitch yourself or something lmao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961540
Low back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961358
There's only a few schools that are in the areas the cat 4 could hit (USF, UCF, FGCU)
I didn't look at Louisiana colleges because I am from Florida and wanted to push this rrat as far as it could go and scare myself into thinking Vesper was in my area

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961506
And better than Canada's

[Anonymous No.]

Yes American healthcare is so bad that people would rather take an Uber to the hospital than an ambulance.
No, the politicians aren't going to change it anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
die

[Anonymous No.]

He's just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961470
Unironically, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
You take out a loan and spend the rest of your life paying off the interest

[Anonymous No.]

he was raped and stabbed by (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961438
>>38961442
>>38961445
>>38961470
>>38961484
>>38961499
>>38961500
>>38961551
just don't pay, lol :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961530
Based leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961561
He talked about Florida last stream I think, but who knows if he was being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
Medical debt, the secret financial product at the heart of the american economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961580
How much does that cost in Burgerland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
They fuck up your life and make you wish you had just died. I fear a lengthy hospital stay more than death

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
Boy do I have a serie for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961530
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961530
>shota Altare already doing whatever he wants to Vesper
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to professional to check a stab
>Professional check if all is ok, he know what to check and what to do if there is a problem
>ask for payment

>broke niggas on the internet do "le american healtcare face imma rigth???"

[Anonymous No.]

This man's zatsus are something else...

[Anonymous No.]

American healthcare is the result of shitty insurance agencies trying to nickel and dime their clients. I wrote a paper on it for uni before and a few of the interviews I held had the doctor admit they assume everybody going in is insured. Insurance agencies do everything they can to avoid having to pay, and even after the bill is processed beyond the client, will do what they can to reduce or remove costs inevitably straining hospitals.
The exorbitant pricing is so they can no longer do that but it's caused the average person to become hesitant to visit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961506
>UK
wait 20 hours for an emergency appointment
>>38961564
>canada
get offered suicide because it saves the state money

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961667
are you a healthcare worker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961667
>thinks "free healthcare" is free
we pay with our taxes. the doctors still get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>roommate
he's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961719
just like you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

There is a freaky implication here.
when he was drunk, he got stabbed, and likely DIDN'T BUDGE or react to whoever did it, even with how much blood he may have lost

Alcohol buff aside, who ever did it must have been spooked by the fact there was infact blood dripping, and he must have been zombie mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961564
Lol, my sister just got a full surgery + physio for free. Have fun paying 2K for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961570
I once met a guy from America who had a crooked arm because he broke it when he was a kid and their parents didn't take them to a hospita so the bone got misaligned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961667
I bet you'd also thank the bull for fucking your woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961687
>Insurance agencies do everything they can to avoid having to pay
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961687
i have about 2k in medical bills after a hospital trip last month should i call up my insurance and asked for an itemized receipt or something
it says its already processed through insurance but is there a way for me to squeeze out of paying some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961719
wtf I’ve had roommates…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961636
God forbid you need an air ambulance.
$12-25k for one ride.
And if you're unconscious you cant even get an uber, you'll just be flown away against your will.

[Anonymous No.]

I think his roommate stabbed him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961740
Could the blackout-level alcohol just swell up his flesh so that's why he didn't bleed out? I'm not very familiar with the finer details of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Vesper could take a clean hit in the balls while drunk and continue walking without a care in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961687
wouldn't this kind of situation cause a protest or an attempt to change it?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, if he's 28... and it was 15 years ago... he went at a bar to get blackout drunk at 13?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting stabbed at the nerd bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961791
Alcohol is a blood thinner, it would have fucked him up more. Dude is just a tank.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961817
>he lacks the critical information

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961687
It gets really really bad with dentists, the insurance agency will do everything on their power to say the procedure was unnecessary and not pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ves…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961817
He has been 28 for while, don't think too hard about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>the owner made Vesper lick his dirty dusty "action figures" for a drink
Vesper is easy to groom huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961817
legal drinking age in elysium is 12, please andasutando

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper, you humiliation fetish is showing...

[Anonymous No.]

tempus unhinged status update?

[Anonymous No.]

>got a membership gift for Nowa
Nice, ty vesties.
What are some good member' only stream?

[Anonymous No.]

...anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961817
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961833
Freaking vampires, I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>when I'm drunk I'll do anything for more alcohol
vesper... no.. you shouldn't say that

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's greentext is growing as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961812
>americans
>banding together to change something
lmao, they'll rather fight culture wars and let corporations get away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>when i'm drunk enough i'll do anything for alcohol
>I paid extra attention to lick the dumpy
this conversation became sexual very quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961884
You wouldn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think those were action figures Vesper....
This actually could have been... Beer googles at it's most potent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961884
vesper did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>Did I lose my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>when I am drunk I'll do ANYTHING for more alchool

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961817
he is quite older than that mate

[Anonymous No.]

is he telling the same story again?

[Anonymous No.]

>saw blood on the bed sheet
>thought he fucked a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961958
>*thought he got fucked in the anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961958
>did get fucked?
I don’t think so…

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like i'm being groomed ngl
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

the blood would have been from a broken hymen, not from vesper, if he had lost his v-card.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961952
What, that was only the 2nd time he told the history, he needs to tell another one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961958
anon he though HE got fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961947
Maybe he fucking did, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961876
Well... I know it's a hard choice, with all the variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>now feeling himself up on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>"When I'm drunk I will do ANYTHING for alcohol"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961884
>wrong
We're just better

[Anonymous No.]

This reminds me of that /tg/ story of a guy getting stabbed during an attempted mugging, but was drunk and wearing mail from larping underneath his jacket so he just stumbled away instead of dying.

[Anonymous No.]

straight brotuberanons quaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961985
You didn't know the anus bleeds when dilated?

[Anonymous No.]

"I GOT STABBED :DDDDDDDD"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962043
Not a homosexual thing has been mentioned besides the fact his first thought was that he was gay raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962052
ah. hadn't considered that

[Anonymous No.]

>when I'm drunk I will do ANYTHING for alcohol
LITERAL WHORE BEHAVIOR

[Anonymous No.]

man vesper life is wild meanwhile im wasting my 20s shitposting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962052
hemorrhoids-chama.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962086
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>his RM was a future magmite
every time

[Anonymous No.]

do you think he's the same when it comes to blood

[Anonymous No.]

The Vesper is black rrat keeps getting stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962086
Suddenly fucking canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>YO MOMMA JOKE YAB
SUSPENSION #2 INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962126
>spoiler?
Random much?

[Anonymous No.]

I never would've expected Vesper to be like this on his debut, but i'm glad he's loosened up so much.

[Anonymous No.]

this man is FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962126
Nyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>constant your mom jokes
chinks FEAR the tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962136
its amazing how it gets stronger and weaker every other stream

[Anonymous No.]

wait.. only one stab storry? was the 2nd time that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962170
Thank god he’s not in NijiEN…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962116
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

CANT STOP DRINKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961985
Maybe he really lost his virginity and got stabbed too lol this is my rrat

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if he ever tells his mafia story again....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962228
He doesn't wanna talk about the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962136
His gangster accent really does sound black lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>HE WENT DRINKING AGAIN THE NIGHT AFTER
YOU FUCKING LEGEND

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi has crippling alcoholism and will sell his body for more booze LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962228
he said it was too depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962228
Yeah, he was stabbed by his dad in a fit of drunken rage after his dad mistook him for his mom who left, it's not really a story that's suitable for streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962256
why are you guys having black men fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait Vesper ain't black, he's a fucking Slav!

[Anonymous No.]

We know he's really quite the Whore

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the second story and come back to this blowout wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962267
Disgusting picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962277
is this forbidden lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962343
No, I'm just shitposting you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962305
because his family would accept me, all black families would rather have a light-skinned mutt woman over a black girl

[Anonymous No.]

>xmen
jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962362
whoa calm down vespy, we don't want another suspension...

[Anonymous No.]

so Vesper likes giving rimjobs...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel and Vesper blackout drunk would truly be the final yab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962366
wtf. that's not true

[Anonymous No.]

That was a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

this man is going to get suspended again, and will be fckng worth it kek

[Anonymous No.]

god tier zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962426
it sure was!

[Anonymous No.]

Did he explain both stabbs, or just 1?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper pls dont drink anymore.....

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing in this stream was worse than what Axel throws out during his NGO streams, so if Vesper actually gets in trouble for this you know the japs are to blame

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962424
isnt the power ranking not
light skinned nigga > black > wh*te

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962449
Just the funny one, we're NEVER getting the sad one now.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

I can listen to this man telling stories all day.. lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Zetaxel bros explain this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962449
just 1.
The other story is sad and he doesn't want to tell

[Anonymous No.]

When he finally caught up with the SCs, this became a very good zatsu. I missed Nowa so much

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get Vesper blackout drunk and have my way with him!!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962471
Licked every figure in the room/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962478
Can we stop posting these fake shits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962478
this is the second time this shit post has been put here

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962008
I'm guessing that's why he said we wants to spice things up a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962478
how do you check this?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Vesper raiding a hololive girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper loses memory when flat out drunk, but also becomes unkillable..?
>Axel might turn slightly gay when drunk
>Magni doesn't give a fuck what he sings when he is drunk
>Altare doesn't drink

Now we know why altare doesn't have nearly as powerful lore as the other 3.

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>>38962478
that shit was a lie on 2010 with facebook's "who visited your profile" then and is still a lie now
unless the RHCP actually visited my profile...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962471
bloody sex/10

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus love

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962570
he didnt raid anyone kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962566
don't bother, its not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962566
You don't, it's made up bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962526
and then you charge $2000 to tell him he has hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
MY ANUS
IS BLEEDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962566
It's fake, twitter doesn't track it in any publicly accessible way
They better not, otherwise I'd be screwed for keeping tabs on someone I haven't seen since college whose twitter handle I shouldn't even know

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962573
Poor Altare. Dude has the Asian alcohol intolerance and said he gets hives and starts vomiting IMMEDIATELY if he drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962594
>my edit
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962570
he is a good kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962526
you'll get your chance leader, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962641
MAGMITE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962570
>girl
meds

[Anonymous No.]

So Vesper woke up from drinking too much and saw blood on his bed and his first question was if he got ass raped...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962594
Magmites... we've lost...

[Anonymous No.]

Did Rio just invite Nowa to Japan? Wasn't paying too much attention

[Anonymous No.]

Is Rio a streaming monster? It feels like he streams all the time

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: his roommates stabbed vesper, and were relieved that he didn't remember it. He was being too loud when they had finals coming up after a night of drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962471
WILLSELLBODYFORBOOZE/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962698
yeah, he told him he would *actually* make his ass bleed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962687
I would to if I went to a gay bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962716
He's got his own special brand of autism and he also does regular long karaokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962716
Yes, he's a ghost so he don't get tired and can't die of overwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962573
Altare has power ice armor and gunblade also he is the leader
By lore he forced both Axel and Vesper into his guild until they stockholmed it.
Altare is the most powerful one. He is that guy who makes photos on corpo hangouts while everyone else is drunk that he may or may not use for blackmail.

[Anonymous No.]

>go outside
>get stabed

NEETS WERE RIGTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962731
>he

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper menshi post
JAMES HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38961551
I do this little thing called 'No I'm not paying'

[Anonymous No.]

soooo we just suddenly hate magmites now??? wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962770
Stream is over, go back to /hlgg/ already and stop shitting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
>suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
altare said magni still loves them so they’re fine in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962770
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
>suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
>suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
I wonder why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962809
>we
yeah man the completely nonexistent 'we' hate the other completely ephemeral concept of an entire group of people who watch Magni, I bet they all act the same and it's not just a subset of people in his viewerbase that are particularly cancerous (like literally every viewerbase ever)

[Anonymous No.]

TEMPUS LOVE

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>>38962917
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962939
>2 zoomers
>2 boomers

[Anonymous No.]

we need a new girl dm collab we need a new girl dm collab we need a new girl dm collab we need a new girl dm collab we need a new girl dm collab we need a new girl dm collab

[Anonymous No.]

Are Magmites the Kronies of Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962972
>3 zoomers
>1 victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962910
>>38962809
No, but really, why? I was gone for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962983
Calm down girl_dm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962983
Leech. Collabs stop and she stops chatting why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962939
SHINY SPICY KAWAII~

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962983
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962989
yes

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/minipuffins/status/1603099569897644032

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963016
but she didnt? and she also live tweets some of their streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962983
Why are liggers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962989
Now that you mention it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962939
cute leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963018
SHINY SPICY OFF COLLAB ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962989
They need their own Gabe...

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinking about Altare saying he wants his fanbase to feel wanted by him since their relationship is naturally a two way street. God damn it feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963038
she's at it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963044
You're earnestly replying to some tard who used "leech" unironically in their post. C'mon...

[Anonymous No.]

Look at these fuckers trying to disguise themselves so they avoid the hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962989
Magmites are just the ironic weeb fanbase of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962267
hot picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963038
I love them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963170
haha how much booze do you think I need to offer this whore to drink his own "milk"? haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963103
feels good to be an altventurer, it always does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963170
UOHHHHH SEXOOOOO TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963138
I just wish I was wanted :(

[Anonymous No.]

>won't report deep stabbing incident to police
>shoes joke
>paranoidly hides his skin
>temper issues
>giga hung because of his underwear crotch size
So this all confirms Vesper is black, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963038
minipuffins saikyou~

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963211
nothing. i will convince leader to order him to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's huge cock ToT I need it uuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963260
No hes american

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963298
You think leader would share?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/zishiyuu/status/1603101680811520000
My parasocial Leader is the cutest!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963114
in my defense i only read half the sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963343
hmmm... on second thought maybe not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963260
>virgin in college
nope, either you get touched by your daddy or you get touched by the street gangsta role model to replace him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38962989
>Magmites are Kronies
>Vesties are Saplings
what are the other two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963426
Altbeats
Chumxelotls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963260
>>38963397
he is a BIRICAL HISPANIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963426
>altventurers are aunties
>axelotls are chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963354
Pretty based.
Would've be nice if my oshi thought like that before she graduated...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963354
Based Shiny Spicy enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963469
>Hispanics being cheered at a bar and not shouted at
also no

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus boys getting Vesper piss drunk and making him give them all sloppy toppy ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963547
what drunk nowa burps a lot haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963474
2 questions
>what is an auntie?
>besides our resident chumbud, why chumbuds? there's more chumvesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963038
where the fuck did the Aquila name come from and why is it getting pushed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963729
>doesn’t watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963721
>what is an auntie?
He's probably talking about kishimen, Temma's fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963721
>why chumbuds?
Both fanbases are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963474
I have no idea about Axelotls but the Altventurers=Aunties/Kishimen is basically unanimously agreed upon at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963354
He's /here/ and saw how unwanted magmites feel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38964446
he even reassured magmites that magni trusts them…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38963103
i love him so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38964436
one day altventurers will have their own version of 'temma tensai'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38964446
Dude, he was clearly watching Magni's Mario stream last night - he was even in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to NTR a Tempura (female)'s husband!

[Anonymous No.]

really enjoying the boys, they've been keeping me occupied since my oshi's been away.

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi is a whore...now I know how the magmites feel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965032
No, Magni is a Vshojo style whore meanwhile Vesper is a regular Holo whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965020
i’m glad, anon! who’s your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965020
Who's your broshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965259
bet its a Tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>38964612
When Leader got the hood it really sealed the deal. God help us if the Cultare and Aunties form some kind of long term alliance someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965296
Bet it's a Vestie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38965104
No, they're both Tempus-style whores!