/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Why her out of all the other ENs? Why did she get blessed by meme magic?

[Anonymous No.]

cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839646
Glorious cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
Deep down,we all want to fuck thight underage anime girls pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
Loli model. Only reason why. It got her more attention from the fags making "pedo" vids and shitting up twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
You know...that thing...

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAGGHGH ME WANT FUCK FISH UNGA BUNGA CUTE AND FUNNY ME WANT FUCK FISH LITTLE FISH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
Her voice is... UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839646
>>3839716
>>3839721
>>3839748
>>3839774
>>3839783
>>3839854
>>3839905
You guys unironically think that 2 million plus people are into cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
she literally won her place in the HoloEN audition s by showing her memes

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
>He doesn't know

BAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
yeah at least 2 million but some of them are in denial like oh she's 9000 years old oh she's played by an adult woman etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
Ride on time debut magic + Horror as first games + Jinx Queen + Cute/Scared reactions

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
Good singing, somewhat funny, was popular before Holo, nice voice, etc, etc.

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>>3839964
If you spent 15 minutes on twitter you'd see that people genuinely believe she is 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
>he lacks the critical information

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>>3839964
2.68m for exactly numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
2.68 million and counting

CUNNY TO THE MOON BABY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
I want to bust fat loads all over Gura's child-like body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
>go to booru
>type hololive_english
>see the results for yourself, unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
She has this uncanny ability to read the mind of her chat/fans and manipulate them. She knows exactly when to follow the crowd, and when to push back. She'll make it seem like her chat is telling her what to do, when really it's just spamming exactly what she set them up to say with an obvious lead.

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>>3840296
the example of this i remember the most is when she took the bite of the raw onion during the meatloaf stream
she was clearly decided to do it pretty early on, but made it seem like chat convinced her to

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3840296
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
This mesugaki

[Anonymous No.]

lurker here, so is this board just another /tv/?

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>>3840296
>She has this uncunny ability to read the mind of her chat/fans and manipulate them.
It's scary just how good she is at entertaining. She's a true prodigy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3840588
Tensai desu!

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>>3839567
>cunny is the most powerful thing in the world
>she's naturally charming and a good conversationalist
>good singer
>well versed in meme culture
>my rrat is that she genuinely a nice girl IRL and that she gets flustered over pervy stuff
>oddly relatable to zoomys and boomers (like me)

She's just genuinenly charming and feminine.

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>>3840446
Yeah, that's a good example

>oh look, there's a raw onion here. Whatever shall I do with it?
>Huh? you want me to eat it? Why would you ever get such a wacky idea?
>Geez, I guess if chat is all telling me to eat it, I have no choice...
I know she's doing it, but I still fall for it all the time.

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>>3839964

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>>3840480
no. this is backwards /tv/

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>>3839567
she have a consultant for internet memes, thats why she knew about cute wow and funny wow.

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>>3840480
We only like 2D cunny here, it's different.

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>>3839567


>>3839567
It's HER what did you expect?

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>>3839567
Real answer? Several factors.
The most obvious? Probably cunny.
She's an incredibly talented singer, will likely get better if she ever gets real training.
Has been a meme lord for years and not only did people recognize her immediately but she left blatant clues as to what she did before becoming Gura.
She knows not to run a joke into the ground. Most of her gags are one-off or rare enough to stay interesting.
She says the most off the wall shit at times.

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>>3839567
I mean she did create like half of modern meme culture so it’s not surprise

[Anonymous No.]

A wise man once said, “Gura understands the internet landscape more anybody.”

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>>3841926
I’m more surprised on how Cover managed to get their hand on this golden goose

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>>3842324
Someone in her chat told her they were holding auditions for an EN gen and she checked it out and applied.

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>>3842324
I don’t know why people have this idea that cover goes asks people to join
Gura has said herself that she decided to audition for it and considering how sen seemed to be in a self destructive spiral that’s probably for the better

And jannies you better not ban me for that, yes it’s past life but sen was also a vtuber

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>>3842526
She also realized she was probably going to have to get a new model sooner or later anyway.

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>>3839567
Gura is a prodigy, like she can definitely work for the CIA or the NSA without any issues. Her OPsec is way above average and she's great at (mis)leading people. She understands how social dynamics work to a science, and time her actions as how she expects them to be. You literally can't make any reasonable rrats about her without sounding like an absolute idiot. I honestly don't even know how far she is in the kayfabe with faking her intelligence, and it's making me incredibly uneasy. Her only drawback is that she's extremely lazy and unmotivated, but that's just how she works things out and it's perfectly natural.

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Can't wait for her to get bored and quit just like before

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>>3842796
Nah, she has good friends, swimming in cash, and less retarded fan base. There’s no way she leaves

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>>3842526
All of Gamers are people Cover asked to join their company. Korone has stated on stream that she never auditioned.

Some people also assume that Polka was immediately picked up by Cover when upd8 dropped all their roster.

It's not impossible to think that there are some talents that did not have to audition, and out of the five, the biggest memelord is most plausible for the one that didn't have to go through the audition process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3841884
also not a single YAB despite being on the internet since she was a teenager, and kept herself out of any kind of divisive topic

[Anonymous No.]

I guess it is because she was already popular. But you can also make the argument that she's the most entry level out of the five.

Amelia is funny and cute, but she's less memey by default. Gura has more "anime" appeal than her with the 9000 year old loli and the city pop singing.

Mori actually has a lot of appeal, but if you're not into her music, she's not really a great gateway for vtubers and hololive as a whole.

Ina's peaceful and chill drawing streams have a lot less appeal than the frantic and cartoony energy that Gura has.

Kiara is actually the most idol like of the group, so a lot of her appeal is more on the cutesy, genki, girly side of things.

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>>3842526
Read up and get educated on the act of poaching

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>>3842796
it's a lot easier to pace yourself when you've got a handful of friends and you're not constantly pushing your own limits, so have fun waiting

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>>3843132
I'm pretty sure she auditioned. There's a clip out there where she first learns of the auditions during one of her streams, then immediately goes silent for a few minutes while doing something on her computer.

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>>3843132
>All of Gamers are people Cover asked to join their company. Korone has stated on stream that she never auditioned.
Gamers is an exception, the gen before and the gens after went through auditions
>Some people also assume that Polka was immediately picked up by Cover when upd8 dropped all their roster.
that's just speculation
>It's not impossible to think that there are some talents that did not have to audition, and out of the five, the biggest memelord is most plausible for the one that didn't have to go through the audition process.
I agree, but Gura has talked in several occasions about her audition

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>>3842711
Actually there are different kinds of intelligence. Gura has a very high emotional intelligence, and can work a crowd, with some degree of wisdom. This can help her as a streamer. But lacks rationality.

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>>3840480

At least you could talk

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>>3843310
dont ever post this unsettling gif again

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>>3843437
>I agree, but Gura has talked in several occasions about her audition
True, but Gura has stated she never sang during her auditions.

So either they knew she was an easy pick from the start because of her history (like Coco, who applied for Managerial position but was recommended to apply for talent) or that they didn't bother giving her a proper audition process.

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>>3843631
I'm imagining a scene where everyone at cover went crazy and felt regret after her boom for not giving a good model or rigging at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>3843132
>assume that Polka was immediately picked up by Cover when upd8 dropped all their roster.
why assume? https://youtu.be/i0JkEHQYoe8

[Anonymous No.]

>>3843799
>Regret
>Still using the same riggers
I don’t think they did

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>>3843631
>So either they knew she was an easy pick from the start because of her history
this one, she was a no-brainer
>long-time internet life
>no yabs
>vtuber experience
>they probably knew she could sing already
>cute voice
>viral content creator
of course that could make her skip some steps but she applied for hololive like everyone else

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>>3843631
I refuse to give Cover any credits.
They was just lucky to get her without knowing her potentials.That is it.

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>>3843631
*Sees 900 sub channel and memey songs that have fans frothing at the mouth listening to her.*

Cover: Hired! Oh wait, she can actually sing well? Hurry up contact her and fill her in before she kills herself.

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>>3843799
>I'm imagining a scene where everyone at cover went crazy and felt regret after her boom for not giving a good model or rigging at least

at the end of the 2020 fiscal year 5 salary men in a conference room looked at gura's numbers and said 変だよ, added the profits to the bottom of the balance sheet and then quickly moved on to discussing exactly how big Coco's boobs on her 3d idol outfit should be without ever mentioning it again

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>>3843533
Does the smugness intimidate you anon?

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>>3844188
Yea, I assume they were more interested in Calli from the start because they assumed more westerners would like her type of music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3844281
That'a why she has Jchad and Jenma has Gura, Kiara and Ame. Ina has Enma.

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>>3839567
sensawa buff

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>>3839567
Cunny
You can see the same thing happen to other companies too
Luto is growing at twice the rate and has three times the viewership of her peers in prism project
Kana was Tsunderia's greatest talent by an order of magnitude and when she left she basically doomed Tsunderia to irrelevancy.
Amai Hiyo doubled down on cunny and inclined to the fucking moon.
Face it, despite what globalhomo might tell you, the world has a demand for cunny, and those who rise to fufill that demand will be rewarded

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>>3846005
Then why was Ina the least popular EN for a while? And what about Anya and Luna? If Gura's success was solely due to cunny lust, those 3 would be much more popular.

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>>3842526
>I don’t know why people have this idea that cover goes asks people to join
Because Various talents have talked about being recruited, Gamers, Shion, Migochi

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>>3846436
Ina doesn't sell the cunny act
She more like a classmate-type

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>>3846505
Didn't know Shion was recruited. Wouldn't that make her the only recruit that was part of a proper generation?

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>>3846436
Ina isn't cunny. She's flat but she's not cunny.

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>>3846436
Ina isn't cunny
Luna is sexy MILF

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>>3846515
I have to agree to this. She's the silent classmate girl and the "want to be dominated" type.

Ame is the girl in your dreams but you were never meant to reach it

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>>3839567
Because she was well versed in meme magic before her debut.

[Anonymous No.]

ive never watched her stream kek shes western leaning, not my cup of tea

maybe she has a bunch of 10-16 yo old viewers.

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>>3846876
>girl in your dreams
why does it hurt so badly

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>>3839964
>You guys unironically think that 2 million plus people are into cunny?
Yes. Did you watch the new outfit reveal? Even she knows what's up.

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>>3846876
Ame is literally the gamer-girlfriend archertype
Mori is just Mori and i don't understand what kind of characters Kiara suppose ti be

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>>3846876
>Ame is the girl in your dreams but you were never meant to reach it
please don't remind me

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>>3846876
is this why i like ame? is it because of that fucking whore? im sorry /v/t..... ive just been drinking abit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3843799
>>3843860
>implying the jank isn't part of the shitposter memelord charm

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>>3842711
Funny you mentioned that. Gura also shown great aptitude for new language. She’d be a great spy/diplomat, depending on if her scatter brain is really an act.

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>>3847030
if it weren't for the rigging issues, /vt/ would have exploded over her referencing "cute and funny"

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>>3847337
You meant this ?

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>>3839964
yes

guys deny it, but scientists can still measure attraction with their bonerometers and it turns out most of them lie

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>>3847328
I just can’t imagined Gura as an diplomat. She’ll get nervous and blurt out random shit and next thing you know we are at war with fucking Canada.

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>>3846876
She's completely aware of it too.

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>>3839646
>ctrl-F "c"
>see this
>stop
first post truly is best post

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>>3847500
And then she'll hit them with the "You can't be mad at me, I'm cute!" and all will be resolved

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>>3846436
Ina isn't cunny
Luna DEFINITELY isn't cunny
Anya is oppai loli and that's more niche

You should look at someone like Shion or something instead.

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>>3839567
kimchen cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3840063
kek, muh pedos...
get fucked loli is a thing and is integral for anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>3840446
you realize sweet onions aren't spicy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3841884
>Probably cunny
only you fuckers on this board care about appearances, normalfags watch stream on background while doing productive shit

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>>3842796
>Can't wait for her to get bored and quit just like before
seethe more plz

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>>3847861
Anon…..her voice is canny personified.

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>>3839964
>He doesn't know

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>>3847674
RIGGER HATE RIGGER HATE RIGGER HATE
LITERALLY IN THE CHARTER SHEET SHE'S FLAT

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>>3847935
watch her fucking sing and try saying that again

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>>3847935
if Kiara wouldn't be so god damn annoying her voice would beat Gura's cunnynes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3848062
Still sound like a grade schooler. A really good grade Schooler.

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>>3844727
Fact

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>>3848289
that's a cope, but i can't blame you since you don't get to go outside and forgot how children speak and sound...

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>>3847441
>bonerometer
Plethysmograph*
It measures penile tumescence

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>>3847071
Kiara is that dumb whore in school who thought they could make it big

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>>3839964

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>>3848639
this

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>>3848289
The only chuuba I've ever watched that sounded like an actual child is Lilyhops, and I know for a fact that she's just a lolicon acting out her fantasies.

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>>3839964
I'm not. That's why I watch nearly all her streams, but I'm not subbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3842944
>less retarded fanbase

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>>3848384
She’s look like a child, talk like a child, act like a child…… just admit it,you cumbud are pedo. You all need to get help.

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>>3839567
>>3839646
cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849309
>is on 4chan
>upset there are pedos around
>thinks he isn't one
you win coping award, now back to plebbit with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849309
Honestly her voice does turn me off a bit. She sounds too much like actual pedobait rather than cute or bratty anime loli character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849409
>She sounds too much like actual pedobait rather than cute or bratty anime loli character
you stop watching dubbed anime, she's filling her role very well, so well it makes morons seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849261
NTA but unironically yes. Chumbuds might be retarded, but they're FAR less retarded than Senzawa's old fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849309
This is projecting. I don’t want to fuck Gura. I found her very cute.
If I found a puppy cute, it doesn’t me I want to fuck a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849309
I love loli and want to fuck Gura, but she in no way talks or acts like an actual, real child. You're insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849506
>>3849496
>>3849462
>>3849386
Cope. Pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849576
seethe tranny

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>>3847674
Shion isn’t cunny really. She’s flat, but she has the kusogaki teenager thing going on. Most of her art also has child bearing hips. Hololive actually doesn’t have many prepubescents. Gura and Anya are basically it. And they fucked up Anya with massive tits.

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>>3839567
Because she had a large following from her past life and is naturally charismatic while hiding her autism a little better than Amelia

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>>3846876
AMELIABROS WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH

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>>3849599
this, came for autism, stayed for karaoke streams

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when chuubas were culturally Japanese? Remember when Korone speaking broken English were one of the only main appeal of vtubing? Remember when she and Japanese-speaking chuubas in general were the only ones relevant in the grand scheme of things? Will the new era of hololive become a reality where the ENs become infinitely more relevant than the flagship branch? Will vtubing be dominated by gaijins behind animu avatars?

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>>3849629
yes

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>>3849629
Just because one shark btfo everyone doesn't mean JPs will become irrelevant. The Gawr Gura phenomena is unlikely to occur more than once.

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>>3849842
Its not just Gura tho. Going on subs alone, EN is the most successful gen so far, and will probably be the first to have all its members have 1mil+ subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849910
True, but for them to become so successful to the point where they outshine JP branch is impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849910
>and will probably be the first to have all its members have 1mil+ subs.
well that's not fair since they have only 5

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>>3849955
All gens have 5 or less members. Right now gen 3 has four members over the 1mil mark, now they just need Flare, but shes still at 625k. Ina and Kiara are both at 970k atm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3850010
imagine caring about gens and not market saturation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839748
Oh so that's what cunny means! I'll now use this with my normies buddies, thank you anonfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>3850051
I don't understand what you're trying to say

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849629
Gura is more popular simply because the population of the english speaking world vastly outnumbers that of japan's tiny country

Anything that manages to get popular outside of JP is always bigger

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>>3850076
Sora is first and she's managed to get above 750k, what he meant is that JP branch doesn't do anything to promote channels growth and keeps pumping new talents to gain more money instead of supporting already existing channels.
At this point JP is in algorithm hands

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>>3849910
>be holomember
>under a Japanese company
>vtubing for 1+ year
>building and popularizing the brand
>even able to gouge the interest of overseas audience without being fluent in English and initiated the second vtube boom in the west
>got btfo by a shark that doesn't even speak Japanese with 1/100th the effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>3850194
>A
That's meme magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>3850168
I was Hololive would stop or at least slow down adding new members, but I doubt that will happen. At least EN branch won't get over saturated for a while.

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>>3839964

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>>3850194
She was already bigger than all of them before debut. I don’t think they would take it hard desu.

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>>3840447
>>3841157
>>3847441
13? Really? I get that everyone lies, but how is 13 the most popularly attractive that can't be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3849627
Goddamn, she's a good singer. Love her and Suisei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839567
because she was already a meme wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3852190
These two's karaoke streams can't be missing
Their level are something else

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>>3839646
Such an elegant, brief yet completely accurate answer.
You could even call this post beautiful, in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3852166
You're right it's not 13 it's 14. Read the chart blind-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3850168
>keeps pumping new talents
There hasn’t even been a Gen6 audition announcement. They’re not pumping out JP talents at fast rate

[Anonymous No.]

her voice sounds like a weed addict's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3841157
give me the source on the artwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>3839964
Yes, unironically. Which is unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

Ok

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>>3858969
that's rude, talking about Kiara this way...