/MANS/ - Tempus General

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Pre-Next Week Kino Edition

Last thread: >>38280966

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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i miss nowa

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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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AXEL LOVE

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>>38298979
Amen.

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>>38298871
the guitar date with leader was so cute i love my wanna trophy husband

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I truly am the last straight brotuber viewer

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Im hunrgy /mans/ but Im on a diet because I wanna be healthy and strong for the boys... this is painful

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リーダーかわいい

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>>38299206
Do it for Altare, you don't want to be a fat loser with no friends right?

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So when is Vesper coming back?

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I want to watch leader rape an ojisan!

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>>38299206
vegetables should fill you up quicker and are actually good for you, also a part of a great diet

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Why does Altare keep talking about DILFs and fucking them?

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>>38299178
I'm still here.

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>>38299299
Probably next week

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>>38299206
just don't eat nigga lmao
it's easier to fast and not eat

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>>38299343
loves DILF bussy and hasn't gotten his fill. He will probably relax a bit after he finally gets an off collab with nowa.

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>>38299343
He is everywhere at once, and he has read (you)r fanfiction.

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>>38299372
I recall making this post.

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Goddamnit Cover, you incompetent bastards. Just post something on twitter if you're not gonna let Vesper come back today.

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>>38299550
Then you are lying because he hasn't read mine.

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>>38299647
What are they gonna say? "Vesper Noir is now free to stream again?" They haven't don't that for anyone in holopro and they won't start now

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>>38299680
which is it?

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>>38299647
Who would make the post? They're not in the office today

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>>38299680
That's what you think. ;3

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ANIKI ON THE TELLY https://youtu.be/YgbA0qzOnh4

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>>38299809
>They're not in the office today
This reasoning is funny to me. So on weekends they can YAB all over the place and they're none the wiser.
Which is factually wrong because the announcement 2 weeks ago was on Sat JST.

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>what, you wanted a stream next week?
>vesperlaugh.wav

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ANIKI ON THE TELLY

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Who?

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>>38300059
>vesperlaugh.wav
How am I supposed to even remember what that sounds like at this point?

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>>38299680

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I missed Aniki

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It’s only been like three days but I missed Axel’s voice

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Axel can close his mouth now lol

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is axel moving there and not just visiting?

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So that's why he was doing this face..

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It's all green...

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>>38300230
aim better next time

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>like aniki but don't have time to watch the stream
>open it and leave it muted
>come back 5 minutes later
>already got a gifted membership
>leave
I fundamentally hate tiered memberships but like, I kinda get it. At least the boys sure need them with how easy it is to be a member. I thought it'd only last for a bit after they opened memberships but it's been months and it's still just as easy.

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axel syrios

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>Bought a $300 sweater
BIG BALLER ANIKI IN NIPPON

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[NEWS]
Aussie bought a $300 sweater!!

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>>38300359
3 months but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s considering it

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>>38300485
>>38300493
why are streamers like this

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is it just me or is his mouth tracking way better...

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>>38300359
He's staying in Japan for a few months (at least).

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He won't stream on Christmas...

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>>38300674
yeah, me

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5 streams a day???

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>>38300674
Cold chicken....

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>>38300571
I think so too

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>RPR when he hears she

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>>38300674
sorry we'll be busy

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>>38300495
He's talked a lot about considering it but so far it has just stayed at that.

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>>38300485

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>>38299299
no one knows and none of the boys are saying

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>>38300674
KFC is calling him

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spreadsheet anon are you here? i'd like to report this one

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>>38300674
He has family there so it doesn't mean much.
He's 100% fucking multiple Japanese women but that is completely independent of him streaming on christmas or not.

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>>38300947
spreadsheet anon is a altschizo

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>>38300992
>tfw you realize he has access to nodoka

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>>38300824
RPR and Vesper honestly overreact to Axel's stories. They aren't that crazy.

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KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII

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HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT?!?!

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He even fucked a stewardess...

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Kayfabe? His comments make me wonder how real axels model is to himself o_o

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>>38301349
Yeah, but that's what makes the clips

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>Pochacco hair clip
Holy shit that’s cute. This guys gap moe is insane

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>>38301006
i should become axel's spreedsheet anon... he attracts too many weirdos

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>>38301431
Inb4 a requirement of being a chuuba at holo is to have some physical resemblance to the model you get.

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>>38301349
Anon, they're streamers...
And even if there weren't it's pretty normal to do that when fucking around with friends.

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>>38301494
Do it for Aniki!

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>A FUCKING BEAST

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Just like my aunt ero doujins...

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I will impregnate Axel's aunt.

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>>38301494
they love altare, he has to find someone dedicated enough to him to go full schizo and make a spreadsheet

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>>38301431
He's an asian pretty boy so he's got long hair at least

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I've been out of the loop for a bit, did we ever get any info on A Way Out with Zeta or the collab with Nodoka and A-Chan?

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>shitcunt

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>YOU'RE A FUCKING SHIT CUNT MATE

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[Rrat News] Vesper was suspended because he impersonated Gura to get cover free Factorio keys.

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SHITCUNT

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HELLO CUNTS!
HOWS AXEL?

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That was the most Aussie sentence I’ve heard yet

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Ah the typical strayan greeting.
Fucking shit cunts.

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>>38301494
so what do they do with the spreadsheet again?

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>>38301779
He committed to the bit ...

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>>38301748
Nope, most likely not getting either

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1 month more he will be saying "cunt" every fucking sentence kek

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reminder that Axel called his mom A FUCKING BITCH

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I love Axel's ESL moments

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AIIEEEE AXEL HAS ALTARE KIDNAPPED IN HIS HOUSE

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Holy shit, Altare is actually Axel's grandma reincarnation?

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What the fuck is this story.

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>>38301779
>impersonating gura
>from [e-mail]

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Love this guy's zatsus.

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>>38301896
is that uncommon?

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>axel doesn't know what an altar is

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>>38302053
>implying Gura's passwords wasn't "password123"

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my sides

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ive missed this aussie shitter

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What's the difference with disney sea and regular disney?

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I miss Nowa.
But I will still wait for him...

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>>38302290
more focused on sea shit

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>>38301815
https://youtu.be/7b4ULg131PM?t=2

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>Wasting time is the worst thing you can do in this world
Ahaha yeah who would do that...

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haha yeah...who'd wanna waste all their time?...

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>Wants to keep streaming
DWRBI?

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Brotuber gang, report in?

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>>38302080
the extrovert buff is real, he makes more new memories to share on stream in one week than most introverted losers like myself would have of our whole lives.

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>>38302290
Sea is an aquatic park, duh

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Ina...

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>>38302401

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>>38301872
That sucks, I really love Zetaxel collabs, independent of any shipping...
I also just love most Dingo collabs aside from Apex, but that's been most of his collabs recently. At least Shiny Vs. Spicy was fun...

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>>38302401
having a very comfy time

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>>38302486
cute suzy

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Yumes will never know the experience of having your dick and balls floating in the air

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Which holoEN is on break at the moment? Seeing a lot of greys surprised at Axel's usual phrases, a bunch of new friends today.

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>>38302436
yo

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>>38301896
His grandma, who mind you was just as a little shit as he is.

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>38302524
Ame I think.

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>>38302605
also Ina who has been for 2 months

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Magno in 30minutes btw

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>>38302524
Ame got into a hiatus, Ina too. Kronii is Kroonii and that's about it.

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>>38302605
>>38302524
>>38302644
Who cares

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>>38302644
I see lots of takos in Altare's streams

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>>38302488
I'm sure he's aware that people really want that collab. Don't lose hope, man.

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>>38302488
We’ll get it eventually, it’s just postponed and they’re both busy at the moment

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>>38302360
>>38302436
So they have different tickets?

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the funny thing about axel is that he clearly could be more, ahem, “Northern Elysium” in his speech. I’m be met a lot of the salt-of-the-earth types who would consider this un-Aust- err, not “Northern Elysium”.

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>>38302524
Isn't this technically the first EN to visit japan? Kiara, Mori, and IRyS were already there when they joined.

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>>38302290
I went to both and the difference is that Sea has more wet rides with water splashing on you. I think they still have the same castle?

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dude
didney
lmao

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>>38302699
The anon they're answering does.

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>>38302522
Just punch them in the gut it’s the same feel

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>>38302524
For the purposes of this question Vesper might also count. Idk how many Vesties would be surprised by Axel's mannerisms but some might have been expecting Vesper back today and caught Axel's stream while waiting.

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>>38302410
bro if I could make money by streaming, you bet your ass I'd be hanging out with my friends and travelling coast to coast every month

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RELEASE NOWA YOU MONGOLIAN RAPE BABIES

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Yeah, his "friends"

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>when i get a girlfriend someday

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>>38302869
yeah, me

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>>38302488
have patience anonchama.. a 2nd shiny spicy collab took 3 months to happen.. stay strong

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>>38302813
oh yeah, good call

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>>38302739
They're essentially different parks, yeah, same shit as Orlando.

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Sorry axel I won't give money to the mouse

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>>38298871

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I realize the reason why I don't watch Axel's zatsus often is because I'm too miserable to sit down and listen to non-menheras happily talk about their lives

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>>38302869
bro he just like me fr fr....
cept I dumped my GF

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>>38302758
no, do your reps

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>>38302813
>Idk how many Vesties would be surprised by Axel's mannerisms
Zero, because any actual Vestie would have already seen him in countless collabs by now

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>>38302401

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Is sports betting legal in Japan or is this a huge yab?

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A cheeky bet hee hee ha ha

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>>38302988
watch his zatsus and inherit a normal life through osmosis

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>>38303012
I mean while they were in Hololive. I know some of them like Ina have went before they were a holo.

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>>38302746
He's a chink, not a real aussie

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>Japan vs Spain
Kino game

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Hearing him clap and rub his hands while talking about a cheeky bet points towards a habit

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>>38302988
He cheers me up and I'm not even a woman, I learn from his absolute retard mindset

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>Compares himself to Kaiji
>Not a gambling addict

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>>38301779
Honestly this would both be the absolute worst thing he could do and the absolute best. Risking permission business, contact access, insane Gura fans backlash and internal friction are all really bad long term consequences to deal with.
However, Gura found it funny, shows Devs are responsive, it's a huge middle finger to the approach to permissions management strangles the talents with and above all, it's just weird to do. Not just weird, it's so out there, so inanely risky and questionable for such little gain that it completely defies any logic and it's exactly but stays in the back of your mind. Suddenly Vesper is a wildcard. Chaotic Lawful.

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>>38303133
Mori went back recently to record her album, so no, not in that case either.

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STUPID COMEPETENT TEAM!

MAKE DINGO LOSE MONEY!!!

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>>38303072
Horse race betting is legal. Horse racing is a sport. So sports betting is legal

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>>38303072
I'm pretty sure any kind of gambling is illegal in Japan but they don't really care that much so they have all sorts of ways to get around the law. Horse race betting for example is really big there

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>>38303196
Chaotic Lawful isn't a thing any more than good evil is

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>meanwhile over in global

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>>38303257
>>38303294
Roberu...

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>>38302746
He's not really Australian, he's an Asian transplant that watched too much American television growing up, so his Aussie accent is fucked. Same with Bae come to think of it.

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>>38303196
>insane Gura fans backlash
why do you all assume chumbuds are locusts
everything they do is exaggerated to death by the antis and shitposters here falseflagging as them and more

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>>38303331
kek

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>>38303331
Kek

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>>38303294
oh is that why pachinko is so popular then?

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>>38303331
kek

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>>38303331
KEK

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>Compliments Messi and the Argentinian team
>Mexican in chat burst out "YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT MÉXICO"
Lmao stay mad

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>>38303331
kek

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>>38303331
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>38303331
kek

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>>38303331
The bit.....

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>>38303443
Kek. Why does this exist

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Mixed up Costa Rica with Croatia. Truly cannot stop thinking about rpr.

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>>38301779
It was revealed in a dream, I suppose?

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>>38303345
>watched too much American television
The dude has barely any western knowledge at all. The only media he consumes are either esports, actual sports or Japanese otaku stuff.

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>>38303566
Gura said someone was impersonating her to get free codes

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>>38303325
thankfully SMT fixes this with Dark Law

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>>38303331
kek

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>best fifa
Sorry axel, but nothing can beat 7-1

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>>38303072
He should say he bet food or something

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M-maybe Nowa Vespapa is w-waiting for midnight Eastern Time to m-make a return T-T-Tweet...

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I do not share axel's enthusiam for sports

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>says the sussiest shit to rpr on apex collabs
>shills rpr's clips
>hyped to meet rpr in japan
>wants to get massages with rpr
>slipped and mentioned croatia
someone is going to win the axelbowl it seems

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>>38303387
Yeah. The way they get around with pachinko, for example, is that you exchange the money in a side building, so technically you're not gambling, you're just playing pachinko (that's why they're kind of arcade game), but then you exchange the balls for money outside.

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>>38303196
...
if any other new anon is here, ask who started /mag/
no, catalogniggers don't watch streams

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>>38303331
>he did this multiple times

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>>38303457
I knew they wouldn't do anything this world cup but I'll be damned if I wasn't excited on the Saudi Arabia match.

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>>38303658
the off-collab sex is gonna go crazy

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>>38303457
Only delusionals believed in the NT. Everyone with working brain knew Tata didn't give a shit to know how to select and operate, the members were too old or not capable enough to be on the field (Jimenez) and this was going to be the worst performance in 28 years. I just hope some high heads roll for this
t. Mexican.

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>>38303331
KEK MY FUCKING SIDES

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The moment Axel is talking about

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>>38303658
STOP KEKING TOWA

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>>38303348
They literally tried to groom an indie while Gura was away, I like Gura but someone as big as her is going to attract the best and worst of people and a fanbase is only as good as it's worst actions.

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>>38303643
Anon... he needs confirmation from the managers to go back and they don't work on weekends

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>>38300485
>>38300493
Good kouhai.

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>>38303331
1.- Don't care about global
2.- I forgive you this time because this is massive kek.

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>>38303457
entonces para la proxima no le den el pase libre
piches culeros esperando bondad de LATAM

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>>38303664
interesting thank you anon, i see why gacha is also so popular there

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>>38303658
>I'm The Main Character Of A Harem , But I'm Gay So Every Day Is Hell For Me

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>>38303754
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38303802
This time the mexican team absolutely deserved it and I hope like that other anon said that heads roll. Fucking worst performance since the 70's.

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>>38303754
that's clearly out wtf

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>>38303863
I hate this fucking naming convention so much

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>>38303908
his foot clearly caught it

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>>38303754
Reminds me of an Ao Ashi panel. Fuck blue lock

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>>38303566
Chat asked Gura if she’ll play Factorio. She said no but she told her chat a story about how management came up to her asking if she requested multiple codes. She said why would I play that game, and they explained that someone impersonated her and asked for codes

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>>38303778
Didn't they suspend him on a saturday?

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>>38303778
You'd think that they'd at least have somebody on staff to handle that or even set up a weekend meeting to make it happen.

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>>38303908
It's not
There's a VAR pic from above that shows it. The ball wasn't completely out

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>>38303982
Smol indie company pls undahstand

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>>38303908
That's what he's talking about, in order for it to be considered out the whole circumference needs to be out, and due to the better technology available in this WC they could see that like 2mm of the ball was on line.

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>>38303931
Holy shit kek

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>>38303919
Well, It's a satirical parody manga so...

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>>38304024
ONE FUCKING MILLIMETER. Axel's right, this was anime as fuck.

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tfw no weeb dad

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Bro Axel’s dad sounds so cool

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>>38303931
Okay, if Vesper actually did it that would be fucking hilarious

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>>38303928
AO ASHI BRO, LETS GO
Fuck Blue Lock, that shit is not football

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>>38303908
It isn't. The rules says the ball needs to be completely out of the line to be counted as out. The ball was still 1.7 mm in and the computers noted that, thus keeping the goal as it was.
This isn't the first time that happens but this the the biggest stage that has happen.

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>>38303908
THE ELECTRIC BALL DON'T LIE, ANON

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>>38303863
KEK THIS IS UNIRONICALLY SO GOOD

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>>38304044
Honestly I'd love to see the running numbers for Cover Corp and AnyColor because if they're going to tap into English-speaking audiences and talent they both really need to consider American office space, even if it's just some studio rented out in the middle of Texas, and the only reason I see that they don't do it already is some kind of money mismanagement.

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The Korean goal Aniki is talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARj5w9HSeZc

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>>38304122
It's so dumb to be true. Like, why do that for keys? I'd understand perms, but keys?

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japan had the power of friendship

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>>38304128
It's a spokkon anon, just be thankful they don't leap 3m into the air to do a curved overhead shot

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>>38303931
That's retarded. Only someone outside of hololive would have a reason to impersonate a hololive talent to get game keys

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>>38303931
man was fed up with no perms
i respect the hustle

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dingo

[Anonymous No.]

fuck blue lock i prefer inazuma eleven cuz my favorite position is goalkeeper

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>>38304207
Japanese companies are just that bad, anon. The only way for them to have an American office is if they build a whole new subsidiary completely independent from Japan

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He went on a date with mane-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

DATE
WITH
NOD
OKA

[Anonymous No.]

ANIKI HAD A DINNER DATE WITH MANE-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

YAGOO, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

Cover gave this dingo two 4k monitors..

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304420
>>38304422
Nodoka bros, we're losing...

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>expensive people

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>>38304418
Well, we do have HoloPro EN, so if that's what they call baby steps then at least they seem to have a plan.

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>>38304422
>>38304420
monkey btw

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>>38303931
Oh, Lord. Hilarious if true.
Multiple offense… Multiple offense…

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He already fucked Nodoka

[Anonymous No.]

Sextoys!

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>>38304506
Where's the cute monkey mane chan art...

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>>38304458
Just set those to 1080p dumb dingo

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He brought a vibrator for his horny ass

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>>38304418
Might as well have Amelia establish it.

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Nodoka date rrats shot down already.

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>>38304527
BTFO

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Magni on the telly btw

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>Nodoka is in a useless middle management nepotism position
I don't know if that makes her more or less cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304512
>"Yo, it's the sensational rap talent and reaper of Hololive, Calliope Mori! It would be fresh of you to score us a few Persona 5 codes"
>"peace"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304688
i'd do it

[Anonymous No.]

>You just wanna enjoy some stuff without thinking too much about it
Hmmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel loves looking at women
>Hates dealing with them
JESUS FUCK HE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304595
Now he'll have tails for real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304688
>"Gura is here too"

[Anonymous No.]

chat BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304767
>"Hello this is Gooba Goobus Gabumbus"

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't imagine a lovely future with every girl who speaks politely to him
heh, your loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304740
Uhhhhhh........ BASED BASED BASED FUCK INTERACTING WITH WOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

axel's fed up with cringe chatters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304506
Cute mane-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

This man it's out for blood tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Axel Syrios made an analogy like that

[Anonymous No.]

this is basically the "youre all virgins" put down

[Anonymous No.]

Are they going to fix his rigging in the future, I really like his voice but I can't watch the screen while he talks

[Anonymous No.]

please let this be the day magni finishes ares island...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304872
It's okay when Axel does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303931
Vesper Is Basado Ultima Forma

(pleno rebusque)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304872
I'm not a virgin, but it's just a little bantz mate
Men don't actually care if each other are virgins or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304875
No. He will keep the mouthbreather/dog panting mouth and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel being very direct about this, I wonder if he got a recommendation to cut this shit.
That or Nowa tried raping Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304929
the insecure ones do

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304688
This is clearly fake because the real Mori would say "It's ya boi"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304937
we already know that Vesper LARP'd as a little girl to try to get free steam keys :^)

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE JUST TELL THIS NIGGA THE PHRASE "DONT MEET YOUR HEROES"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303931
Imagine Vesper doing his comeback stream with Gura's model…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304937
Tbf chat really went wild with this over him just mentioning his manager, nothing about nodoka, I would get tired too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304939
Man... at least he's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305037
he has to
for the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304987
only men who don't have sex care about sex
t. sex haver

[Anonymous No.]

i hate vesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305037
He comes back and say "A"

[Anonymous No.]

>"Your dream should not come true."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305037
That'll be another 2 weeks suspension

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305031
that phrase perfectly describes what he's saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304875
Imagine not liking the cute mouth breathing puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304875
Its a zatsu, you don't need to watch the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305037
Must be faithful to the bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305116
More like "Don't chase senseless expectations"

[Anonymous No.]

All I hear is gaslight for "I fucked your oshi, pleb. Deal with it!"
Kinda based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305082
based and mugglepilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305049
It's true, the people who keeps spamming nodoka nodoka nodoka every single time he talks about management or staff is fucking annoying. He's already said so many times he doesn't see nodoka that way, on his bday a-chan even jokingly told him to back off from nodoka. I don't get where these shitheads comes from because it would derail the convo
t. regular

[Anonymous No.]

i remember when i discovered jackie chan was kind of a jerk in real life little me was flabbergasted

[Anonymous No.]

>managements allow their vtubers to cruise

[Anonymous No.]

>>38304872

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303931
This is funny but if it were true I can't imagine they'd let Gura talk about it if it was someone else in the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305109
Those are not Vesties, they're from global

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303931
I always knew our pure ojisan did nothing wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305277
who's Hechi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305082
Based
t. Volcel

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you watching Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305313
hechi deez nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305287
most vesties are holofags anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any chat that can actually roll with a joke and not beat it into the fucking ground?

[Anonymous No.]

RIP VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305258
To be frank he also likes to sometimes bring up Nodoka's name unprompted so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
Because I am the last straight Brotuber viewer and watching Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305348
nope there is a lot of kids/teenagers in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

it was all a bit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
Magni plays games like a woman, even when he wasn't on pain meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305384
found the yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305260
HKer here, he's always been a dickweed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
i only have time for one boy and that's axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
I am watching him

[Anonymous No.]

"I don't mind if you ship me with nodoka, but please understand that the reality is that my heart belongs to Zeta"
I can't believe axel admitted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305396
I hate kids

[Anonymous No.]

>Chat, dont be retarded, ok?

yeah thats works that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305407
Of course it was a bit, you butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305348
Impossible, especially in holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305384
Fuck you, I'm the REAL last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
Because I'm listening to Axel. I have another window but I wanna pay attention to Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305473
His dick belongs to Zeta
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305443
Nah, I came here to listen to him talk about ecchi na oneechans

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305348
>in this board
no
people either don't get is a joke or drive the bit to the ground and below

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305407
>anime people on youtube arent real, fr fr, no cap On GOD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305473
more like
"zeta may have my dick, but my heart belongs to nodoka san"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305384
>>38305510
>last brotuber watcher
you rang?

[Anonymous No.]

this is the first time ive seen axel be so firm and serious about a topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305473
that's a really weird way to spell rpr

[Anonymous No.]

>another girl
>who was his friend
>who was getting aroused by him saying something
im not gonna say it.

[Anonymous No.]

How many women does Axel interact with...

[Anonymous No.]

Cute cough

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305489
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

HE EVEN SEDUCE WOMAN WITH WORDS ONLINE

YOU TELL ME THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305348
they do the same shit in this thread its hard to expect different in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305595
Based retard, you collected all the chromosomes like a true hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305662
all

[Anonymous No.]

COCKBIG-19...
RIPPERINOjga88w

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305595
Hello brother
Let us hope Axel goes into another ridiculous retard tangent

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305607
He's half jap, being polite and considerate of other it's ingrained in his DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305348
Maybe Altare's, because he'd sternly tell them to stop and they would

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305607
he is really hot when he is mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305662
>doesn't want to deal with women
>surrounded by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305116
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga ate my rent's worth of sushi

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
I'm watching Gamma.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>$1.6K
Those sushi better be live changing

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>$1.6k dinner tab
Holy fuck dingo is balling now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305714
The picture of this dude leaning his head back as if he's having a euphoric epiphany while simultaneously pissing himself never ceases to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T LET MAGNI'S STREAM DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT AXEL SPEND $1,600 USD ON SUSHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305744
>remember that one time a Karen had to literally superchat Altare to tell chat to stop with a joke as it made her uncomfortable...
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

/ck/ jiro sushi memes are rushing back to me

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just spent half my yearly income on a dinner...

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ, vuela o que ese sushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38299178
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

holy cow axel's eating good.. for that price i'd expect the chef to give me a back massage while i eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305936
He has Mane-chan for that

[Anonymous No.]

Man how much do they earn as holostars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305854
He wasn't joking when he said food is high up on his priorities.

[Anonymous No.]

he got the tourist treatment at the sushi place KEK
wasn't there other retard waiting for a nipland trip to finally get some sushi? better get that card ready

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheef scared of Yakuza Axel balling 2k

[Anonymous No.]

vtubers are so fucking dumb with finances

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305936
that cover salary must go hard, damn...

[Anonymous No.]

i would never waste that kind of money in food jesas not even in my honeymoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305886
Altare was the one making the joke, so what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>Casually drops $1.6k on sushi
Bros...Holostars are getting PAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305936
This, I don't think I've spent more than $100 on a meal, even for like 3, and I've eaten in the financial district in a major US city.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305714
sackwack vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305925
pinche sushi pos de que esta hecho de oro o que? si solo es pinche pescado

[Anonymous No.]

>1.6k on sushi
...I should really work on my audition.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when Axel's zatsus weren't just a normalfag flexing about women and money...

[Anonymous No.]

>caring about meme awards
Maguni plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305998
i would never spend that much on myself even if i made fuck you money but to impress relatives? definitely

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Axel has any brain > body filter, he just stream of consciousness' for 2 hours and calls it a zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

hugging?
sounds kinda gay bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305260
I thought he retired but he's basically gone full on CCP

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305917
3rd worlder? Even Neetbux is more than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306017
>im fukkin axel BRAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303196
I'm a chumbie and I'd laugh my fucking ass off if it was true

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305978

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't he boasting a little bit too much about how much money he's been spending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306096
I've never had physical contact all throughout my life, that I now cringe when getting hugged

[Anonymous No.]

Axel’s grandma :(

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT A GRANDMA LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>my grandma never beybladed with me
wtf i wish i had a grandma like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306009
I mean, Axel made over $20k last month in just supas and gifted memberships. Sure Cover takes a cut and Youtube takes a cut, but these dudes are legitimately making $100k+ a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
>a normalfag flexing about women and money...
Um, but those are the most relatable streams? We brotuber enjoyers are all financially comfortable and enjoy bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

I will impregnate Axel's grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

Why gura exposed vesper like that. She said someone tried to impersonate her for factorio codes kek mans explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
I miss him talking about weeb stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
His zatsu's used to be boring though. "I like Crisis Core." Yeah we know!

[Anonymous No.]

cute, his relationship with his grandma sounds adorable
>>38306050
maybe he's just getting used to it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306213
it's really funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306213
>Vesper getting flak from KAELAS factorio adiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
but he's always talked about taking the people around him out for food, that's like his favorite thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306230
They were certainly more relatable than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306255
>kaela impersonated gura for the factorio keys
>but vesper took the fall cause he thought it'd be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306213
he lives and dies by the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
Don't be such a jealous loser, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306298
I'd kneel even HARDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305978
Nah, he wanted to go go a very expensive sushi place, he said it before. Very good sushi is not as common in Japan as people think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306298
Committed to the bit. Respectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306274
>when you find an anime review show more fun and relateable than this
Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306213
>took them this long to find out
kinda based

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Syrios...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306050
It just makes him more relatable anon, you have a good career and get bitches right?

[Anonymous No.]

>GOING TO THE SUSHI PLACE WITH HIS FAMILY COST HIM 6K
>6K

[Anonymous No.]

i just noticed that on his model his face layer is in front of the hair layer so his face looks like a mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306260
You can take people out for food without spending $1.6k on it, and you can spend $1.6k.on food without bragging about it to the people who gave you that money and who probably never spent one tenth of that on a meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306298
He just wanted an excuse to bug out for two weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306213

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306398
>starting a new job next week for $10,000 more per year

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306403
Why did you have to point it out. Now I can imagine Axel bald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
Umad. U mad and jealous, that's low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306403
>*takes off the mask*

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306401
1.6k nigga OPEN THOSE EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306462
Sounds sick, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305334
Ah sorryy sorryy readin kissxsis plz andastan

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
You'd have a point if most of the boys income wasn't from the oil barons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306166
He said before that he wanted to treat his loved ones to something special once he got his paycheck. It was a special occasion, not really the same as "Oh hey, I just casually spent 1.6K on sushi for myself"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306403
HOLY FUCK
I can't unsee it now fuck you :(

[Anonymous No.]

>paying 1.6 k for food he couldn't swallow without chugging beer
Holy shit what a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
He has been saying since monetization that to celebrate it he wanted to take his family to a very expensive sushi place in Japan as thanks for everything they've done, and how he's sad he can't share this moment with his grandma.
The people who actually gave him that money have been waiting for this story for months. Now go back to catalog or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
nigga it's a one time thing
this is like someone bragging about their birthday dinner, calm your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>~400 dollars per plate for raw fish and a scoop of white rice
Do the japanese really do this?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m happy for Axel man. He deserves this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
He's not a not for profit charity. He can spend the money people gave him on whatever the fuck he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306462
based, get that money

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306529
He was bragging about buying expensive clothes 10 minutes earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306507
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306521
They already are looking for people to promote to Sr. positions after around a year and bump up to like $85k, and I'm working on taking some courses for a master's degree, so it's looking all smiles

Now to unfuck my taxes and loans kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
Worst take on this entire thread. Congratulations, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306596
Fine dining is a meme but if it's prepared by some guy who's spent 20 years under a 60 old asshole who hit him with a wooden spoon learning how to steam rice then put the fish in rice vinegar, then yeah the "price tag" is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306596
Given $50 strawberries are a thing, yes absolutely. Japan has this thing about spending absurd amounts on money for that extra 1-5% extra quality in their food.

[Anonymous No.]

why are we responding to the axelschizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303931
This is unprofessional, childish, rude and if her fans find out they'll won't miss any stream to spam his chat and dislike bomb.
In other hand this is absolutely hilarious and it makes me love this retarded ojisan even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306596
There's a whole market for chefs that are also entertainers and it's kinda expensive, but I can't remember the name for it. Everyone sits around him as he talks with you and make funny things

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306596
> paying 100 bucks for a slab of meat and some smashed starch
do Americans really do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306419
man I wish I could take my family out for an expensive dinner like that, he's literally living the dream. id much rather listen to his success in doing that than pretend to be a poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306642
Good shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306683
>he doesnt minmax his food

[Anonymous No.]

>the number of broke ass niggas on this thread

now that I think... as expected from a vtuber fans forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306704
holy FUCK
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>spends $1,600
>they think I have a fuckton of money now
Akkuseru...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303982
Stop this rrat, they don't have to be at the office to talk with him on discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306755
it's called an imageboard tourist, go back

[Anonymous No.]

i dont have a family to buy expensive dinners for

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306741
Ethan Ralph

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306755
I don't have to be broke to find flaunting wealth vulgar

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306704
i didnt reply but i completely forgot the axelschizo existed

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone watching Magni...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306763
ecchi na yankii oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306763

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306833
>>38306840
s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306755
>forum
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>only spent $300 on clothes because his family pressured him into it
Why are Japs like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306462
i know a guy fresh out of high school making 100k+ a year
the trick is to go into trades, dont fall for the doctor meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306704
>>38306833
>>38306840
>genderbend
Ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306831
Yeah, what do you want to talk about? He sure is still playing sonic and coughed up blood a few minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306751
Minmaxing is buying cake mix because it's provides the highest calorie to dollar ratio. Nips love their diminishing returns.

[Anonymous No.]

axel for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

Are they not allowed to play Yakuza anymore? Kiara played it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306923
t. yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>38305258
I'm all to tell beggars to fuck off but to be honest he brought this upon himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306923

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306840
>>38306833
god i love alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306923
axel is sex on all forms

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306899
I hope its not one of these knees hort, back horts, jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306732
honest to god it's good entertainment and it's only expensive in the first world, go to south america or eastern europe and you can get the same quality food and the entertaining chef who is cooking just for you and your party for $200 or less

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306970
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306801
I can be your family :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306979
based bichad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306980
it can be, but it doesnt have to be depending on the field.

[Anonymous No.]

"We don't have perms. I'm just allowed to do it."
--Alex Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306994
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I think it's totally worth the money and demands years of experience to pull off.
I was just trying to show how Japan can be autistic with price for food, they're the country where a species of melon is considered a luxurious gift.

[Anonymous No.]

If Axel and Alice tagged team me I will die a happy man

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306732
Teppanyaki?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope he can play Crisis Core

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307069
of course AXEL & ALICE ARE SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>ENs in Japan can't play the japanese version of games bought from the japanese publishers in japan because they have the EN tag on them
Why would you write your legal documents like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307056
do you have long hair and are 5'4

[Anonymous No.]

why are alice's tits so big? what a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper's not coming back until he takes responsibility for what he's done to four women
I can't believe Axel just said this on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307214
they wouldn't, the perms say "residing in japan", that's why he said he's allowed to, but they're still figuring it out because they don't want to fuck it up for every JP talent if Square-Enix doesn't like it, so better safe than sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307244
she's genki

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307161
Yeah that's it, ty anon

[Anonymous No.]

PEOPLE SHITTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307244
pazuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307218
I’m an inch shorter is that ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303331
TOPKEKISTAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307302
If America annexed Japan, would most EN be able to play?

[Anonymous No.]

i missed aniki so much how am i gonna survive months of irregular streams

[Anonymous No.]

A WAY OUT IS STILL ON THE MENU

[Anonymous No.]

Zeta collab depends on his laptop specs oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307409
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>they talked about it yesterday
ZETAXEL A WAY OUT COLLAB IS POSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you going to let me get off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307435
Only if Japan's entire retarded legal code gets thrown out. Wouldn't be too hard, we've done it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>38303331
to live and die by the bit kek

[Anonymous No.]

fucking jiraikei bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>JKs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307214
You might as well be asking why branches have separate perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>OLs cosplaying JKs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307493
I never doubted

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307493
imagine being a doubter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307502

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307568
Japan really is the country of closeted perverts

[Anonymous No.]

He's EN Choco...

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAA HE MUST BE SO ATTRACTIVE AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

hags in school uniforms are hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307568
Older women pretending to be young are cute and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307633
>closeted

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO HE IS HOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>You've been watching too much porn chat
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307674
real and true

[Anonymous No.]

ANIKI HAS FAVORITE CODES

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307558
It makes sense when different regions have different publishers, since those are the entitles responsible for licensing. ENs in Japan not being able to play games from japanese publishers that the JPs can is on Cover

[Anonymous No.]

JAV BROS WE LOST BIGTIME

[Anonymous No.]

host club...? axel as a host?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307678
Based hag lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307654
He is

[Anonymous No.]

CASTING COUCH ANIKI UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX

[Anonymous No.]

he's so hot, bros...
I'll make him mine as the last straight brotuber enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

is this a yab momento?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel someone asking you to work at a host club is exactly what scouting sounds is

[Anonymous No.]

>axel is gonna ball on management

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307787
acknowledging japans porn industry isnt a yab considering one of Mikos biggest fans who has cosplayed her is the former most famous JAV porn actress to ever live (she didnt die, she has retired and become a normal entertainer)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38306788
Anon, they locked him out of his Discord too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307749
Regular, do not bring up tamaki. Your son is being whored out to HSKW and mea right now

[Anonymous No.]

>massage
Would he go to one of those places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307787
Axel cannot yab, he's simply too retarded to.

[Anonymous No.]

he sound like a bully

[Anonymous No.]

>aniki gets to ball up managers
>meanwhile nowa gets 2 week ban
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38307844
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1454376815624015875

[Anonymous No.]

The contrast between Axel going out with management to eat and play basketball and Vesper calling them niggers so often he got suspended wwwww

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>>38307920
you sound like a woman

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>>38307920
He probably is, but was retarded that he thought he wasn't

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>>38307787
only if he impersonate Zeta for crisis perms

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Axel will paralyze Yagoo and condemn him to a wheelchair

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>>38307939
>>38307946
Aniki is the spoiled youngest sibling while Nowa is the disappointing oldest sibling who couldn't handle all the expectations of him

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>>38307946
>Vesper once said that Axel is the younger version of him
......

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>>38307939
It's because Vesper's black

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>>38307866
i've been mind broken by all the host club collabs that i'm starting to enjoy it...axel in the host collab...

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Magni's finally getting to the Wyvern boss fight for anyone who isn't already watching

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>>38307875
Some jerking off just for the hee hee haa haa

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>axelotls getting to meet up an fuck
wtf

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>>38308025
>Black guy thinks an Asian kid is like him.

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>>38308041
axel doing the champagne tower thing

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>>38307939
It's unironically because Axel is (half) Japanese

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MEET AND BEAT AXELS MEAT

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Meet and Beat your Meat

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>>38308025
AXEL WILL SAY NIGGER 2 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD

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JO sesh with Tempus!

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Damn Tempus gonna form a gooner cave?

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>>38308081
Dragon Ball Z fans

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>>38308128

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>>38308087
Anon no, don't do this to me.
Robechan was ridiculously cute during that moment

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UOOOOHHH MOB!AXELOTLS / AXEL

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>>38308188
What the fuck

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ganging up on aniki ToT

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>>38308087
Shit that would be funny

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Gambling concern fags are the worst.

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>>38308267
R

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I will impregnate Axel's sister.

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>>38308251
How new?

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>>38308267
A

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icarusbros, he's making fun of us...

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ICARUS BTFO'D

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>>38308267
P

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Icarusbros...not like this...

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>>38308087
Would Axelotls spend thousands just for Axel to give them a champange tower?

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I wish all brotuber viewers a pleasant evening.

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>>38308267
S

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>>38308267
P

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Magni wtf is this diet

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Just tuned in why is Axel talking about dead kids?

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>>38308364
What the fuck, are we sharing the same brain cell

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>>38308436
He likes to beat children to death for being stupid

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>>38308450
wtf give it back

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>>38308204
raping aniki together with my heeheehaha homies!!!! ToT

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the voices in my head just told me nowa-oji might actually have kleptomania

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>Adios dinero? Is that like, goodbye dinner?

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>>38308531
HE'S SO STUPID I CANT NOT FUCK HIM

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>His mother used his wallet to order a bottle of Krug
JESUS CHRIST

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You guys were right magni is literally just a woman. i was in denial but my eyes have finally been opened.

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>>38308486
Nyo

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>>38308613
I'm watching Axle. What did I miss?

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>krug champagne
>Checks price
WHAT THE FUCK

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>20 people song collab
Holy shitto

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So this is Axle's end goal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q

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>>38308698
how new?

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>>38308685
its a 170 year old brand owned by Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton, it's all name and the luxury of the name carries the price
You can get much better champagne for cheap obviously

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Is Axel unity prime?

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Axel is a choirCHAD

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Vtuber Kohaku Uta Gassen, damn, that's ambitious

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>>38308685
I was expecting it to be expensive but seriously, what the actual fuck

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>>38308685
fuck

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>>38308738
This, but with Pocari Sweat.

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Isn't this the exact same theme song from the previous boss?

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>>38308685
Remember that restaurants have like a 200% markup on retail alcohol too. Probably 35% of his bill was alcohol.

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So a whole holostars song collab is possible...

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Okay... this is fucking epic

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rpr offcollab is on the table

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>>38308916
how new

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huh? is that the sleeping with sirens vocalist?

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>voicepacks based on different quests
would be especially good for art or animations

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>>38308916
possible but I'm not getting my hopes up as usual with holostars stuff...

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>>38308988
amazing day to be a ripdesk enjoyer

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>>38308996
not as new as you since a 17 member stars collab hasn't happen before dumbass

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>>38308916
he said he wanted to do that, yeah

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>>38309083
and neither did a 9 member crossbranch cover but axel is willing to make the effort to make it happen

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>>38309006
yep

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>>38309006
Ye

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>>38309177
I didn't say it won't happen dumbass. he literally said he wants to do a 20 members song collab

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Japan vs Croatia watchalong! Axel please

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I can imagine a 20 member Christmas carol

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I would love a Japan vs Croatia watchalong with aniki

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>>38309181
>>38309204
oh. i knew it! that was a cool song :)

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what did axel mean by not wanting to stream unnecessarily

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>>38309436
He HATES us

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>>38309436
HE HATES US HE WON'T STREAM UNLESS TOLD BY MANAGEMENT UUUUUUUUU

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>>38309487
I'm gonna grab you by your neck and call you a bitch for thinking that.

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He really went biking and has no signal...

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Nowa come home!

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oh he just fucking said it

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Dingo spilled the beans.

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[BIG INTERNET FIGHT]

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>They had a fight
Axel, you're not suppose to say what happened.

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fight with management confirmed

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Nowa slapped Rio's ass in front of YAGOO

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>I'm gonna respect his privacy, not gonna talk about it! He'll talk about it if he wants
>Management and Vesper just had a fight! It's not a big deal! I'm not gonna dig into it!
Holy fucking kek I'm actually using it, Axel please

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>inb4 Axel gets suspended

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>management was just power tripping

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>I'm gonna speak about because I have no idea what's going on about it
Axel is /here/

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Vesper is sleeping with me right now

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That's a 2 weeks break for you mr. Syrios

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>>38309593
*Losing it. Fucking hell he's still digging this hole.

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>>38309590
Based. would do it too.

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this dumb dog.
Although had a feeling it was a fight between him and his manager kek

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did management not tell axel the reason why vesper was suspended because they know axel would just say it on stream kek

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SHUT IT DOWN

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Dingo, please don't get yourself in trouble now.

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Vesper went full Silverhand on Cover HQ.

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>this nigga is spilling the beans

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So, what was the fight about? Give me your finest rrats.

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Axel says to bully the shit out of the oji-san

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>>38309590
>Meet up with Magni
>Shake his hand after leaving
>Refuse to wash hand after
>Fly to Japan
>Slap Rio's ass
>Indirect Chupado
He just did it for his bro...

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>>38309590

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>>38309724
Pretending to be Gura for Factorio codes

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>>38309544
TASUKETEEEEEEEE

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>>38309724
>I WILL NOT STOP CALLING KRONII A NIGGER ON DISCORD

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>>38309680
Honestly, I wouldn't tell the dingo anything important either.

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Axel is gonna end up in a duffel bag with two self-inflicted gunshots to the back of the head after the basketball date with management

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>>38309724
xcom perms since he wanted to stream it for thanksgiving

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RATE THE DINGO

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>>38309724
Vesper tried to argue that the 2nd amendment should never be violated

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>>38309724
There's already a thread about what is could be. Funniest rrats I've read since /jp/

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>>38309724
Xcom or zomboid s3

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>>38309735
I believe....

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>>38309787
mob!Axelotls/Axel

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>vesper had a fight with management
>but it's not like I know something about it
dingo-kun...

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>>38309730
Leader said to bully him with super chats as well.

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>>38309768
>You fucking useless nigger, I could've gotten the perms myself

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>>38309787
2 weeks/10

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>>38309787
I missed this dude

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what if he was the reason the gorilla thing happened and it pissed one of them off

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Axel really said "I don't know what's happening and didn't ask, but I'm gonna guess"

God, sometimes this dingo

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>what are they gonna do? suspend me? I know where they live AND work.
aniki just does not give a fuck holy shit

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>>38309768
I believe this one. The first time he wanted to stream it they lost perms because they're time limited. I reckon they failed to get perms for the right time window for thanksgiving, even though Vesper told them that would be when the stream would take place, so he blew up at them for their incompetence.

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>>38309787
banter with grandma syrios/10

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>>38309888
my oshi is unfathomably based

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>>38309724
He was trying to release the 5th member of tempus from his cell

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>>38309900
>Axel gets graduated
>Posts the Cover studio address and keypad code on 5ch

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>>38306462
I read this as $10,000 per year and I was confused why the other anons were congratulating you.

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>Whitney
This guy...

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>>38309787
Love this bro. no homo

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It seems Axel is in need of some "correction"

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how many times has magni spanked his meat to whitney animal crossing?

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>>38309962
it's okay anon, when I'm a F500 CEO I'll contact you for consumer testing to retard proof my products

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>>38309787
breed/10

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>mentioning Genshin by name
>mentioning he had dinner with management and will play basketball with them
>Saying the reason why Vesper got suspended by management
AXEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE VODD

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>>38309900
I came late, did he actually say this?

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>>38310018
Which division of Ford do you work in?

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I feel like Magni would resonate with that emo wolf meme image that goes so hard for some reason.

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>>38309832
This is why he’s bullet proof. He always ends these things by saying “I’m guessing” and everyone will believe it.