/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, and ILUNA!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>38165789

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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i fucked up the name i will kill myself

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News:
Noctyx AnimeImpulse? MAYBE ILUNA? https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1598451989985521664
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 17: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1598497179961888768
Outfit status: +2 weeks
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 2

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
AGF 2022
Thanksgiving

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sonny LOVE
at least there is a subject at all

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wife LOVE!
>>38216766
it's barely noticeable it's okay

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>>38216766
i didnt notice it till you said it

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wuca love!

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SEX WITH LUCA

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Listened to secret agent and painter asmrs this morning. Demon is really good at acting like a bad guy, agent akuma was such a dick at the beginning that I was looking forward to making him flustered in the vents. Overall story was good spy schlock too. Painter somehow made me fall asleep several times, but it was really gentle and hot how he progressively messes you up, and I love waxplay. Overall had a good morning and Ikeakuma stream was a great bonus.

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>>38216694
He's a young influencer in an ever evolving digital media sector. Not just that, easily the largest male of his kind in said digital space (vTubing) in the Western world. Just having someone listen that doesn't do that line of work helps so much, I promise you. You see, when you borderline online 24/7 and in a constant digital environment; so too are your friends and anyone else approaching you in some manner. It's suffocating. Why? Because you are now indirectly looking at things via the scope of a digital personality rather than a person first. Everything is broken down into numbers, metrics and other misc data.

"Is this new guy gonna replace me?"
"I didn't make the same amount last month as this month, why?"
"This guy is being a little too nice to me, is he using me to gain clout?"
"I've noticed my fans don't like it when I play this, what does management think?"

It's how "Discord groomers", "Yes men" and other types worm into status roles. They feed into what the personality wants to her. Yet since these people aren't professionals or known for management roles, they get exposed time and again. Just look at some of the drama that has happened on Twitch. Some streamer says his pal is nice and is easy to talk too about his woes, next week he has raped an entire staff at Costco. Sorry I went on a bit of a tangent. Point is, therapy is called specialised help for a reason.

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vox will take meds....they're going to take his funny away

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>>38217143
thats not how adhd meds work retard

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>>38217143
we cant have 3 luxiem members not take their adhd meds, he has to sacrifice himself

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I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

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kyo in millie's stream

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Ikeakuma tentacle sex and misc drawings https://poipiku.com/4867818/7918581.html

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same kyo, i never heard of it till vox

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i love sonny lots

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>im just a baby
ToT

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>>38217296
Yeah and the two that don't take it aren't very functional are they

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>>38217707
exactly, he has to groom them into taking them first

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>>38217267
calm down sis its a joke dont hurt me

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>>38217604
Cute baby ToT, source?

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kyo was a lucub, albanian, and mystake before he auditioned

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>>38217985
https://twitter.com/niiniiko0507/status/1549598947693318144

also ren joined kyo

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>ikeakuma
>renkyotto
whose next

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>>38218167
Sonny and Alban for the memes

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>>38218204
nyoooo, sonny! rest your throat!

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>>38218204
i can see it, we have 5 more hours

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Dam ren you got yourself there

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kyo...

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i'm going to imagine 100k slowburn playboy ren chasing after skeptical kyo, kyo finally opening up for the first time and getting burned, and then another 100k words of ren character growth and conflict resolution

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Enter ooki

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uki joined ren kyo

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>>38218626
I like that you can do playboy Ren and sickly sheltered Kyo or innocent alien Ren and mean jaded Kyo, so many tropes you can apply to them

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Bye Kyo

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vox came back

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Hey vox

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Kyo fears Vox's banter. He can't handle someone quick witted and fled

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>>38219009
Please understand he has brain damaged and is a little slow on the comebacks, that's why he is so good with Ren because Ren just laughs at him and doesn't retaliate.

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>>38219009
he left when uki joined

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>>38217013
i really liked the painter one because of the blackmail implication too...
>>38217098
its good to have someone remind you that outside of your bubble, some things are just insane

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Hoping that they have open VC for the smash collab and my dear Fuuchan will join, he doesn't have to talk though because he needs to save his throat.

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>>38219205
>its good to have someone remind you that outside of your bubble, some things are just insane
Oh tenfold. It can completely warp your perception of things. Why I am thankful to have a greater understanding of that nonsense from a younger age.

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did anyone post about the Chinese sisters selling doujinshi again?
https://twitter.com/arashialien/status/1598587942389551105

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>>38219595
can't wait to read this on mrm 6 years from now

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Ren and Uki talking about Nintendo games is so comfy...

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this random podcast type stream today with the boys has been nice

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>>38219621
It looks really good too, why are they so talented I rarely see western artists of the boys doing stuff like this.

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>>38219950
it looks so cute...I noticed that recently a lot of doujins came out, I hope we can take a peek at them in the near future

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>>38219950
western artists don't have doujin cons or events for it to be worth it for them to sell. these artists also sell these books really cheap while western artists would charge almost $20+ for the same thing.

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>>38219989
This is tempting me to polish up my Chinese because I've forgotten so many things just so I can read the scans that will eventually come out.

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Fic archive is now up to date! As always, thank you to those who posted the anchors, as well as to those who suggested tags. And, anons... Please take care of yourselves. Even if you don't want to eat, at least make sure you drink a veggie smoothie or something, okay? Please don't try to live off water and air.

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>>38220110
im living off of *coffee and air but thank you archivist!

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>>38220110
thank you for your service

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>>38220110
Thank you archiveanon! If I could I would bake anons some tasty bread, at least it would be something

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>>38220110
Thank you archivistanon

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vox was talking about his resident evil 2 stream earlier and i remember watching it live. i looked at the date... 6 months ago...

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>>38220268
talking about resident evil, will Vox ever play Village I want to see his reaction to Lady D

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uki in a long skirt with tights, cute

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>>38220455
I'm glad we are getting shopping time with Uki now. Today has been so nice...

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>>38220450
i hope not, i dont want 4 hours of puzzle suffering

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>>38220491
it's been such a comfy day with all the boys joining

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>>38220491
The comfiest boys stream today is on millie's channel lmao

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>>38220455
I'm on their website right now and I can defiantly see Uki wearing something like this

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>>38220493
but the plot...but yeah I understand what you mean even in Biohazard he was struggling with the puzzles kek

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>>38220742
oh these would look nice on him, fanartists i hope you are working. i imagine him wearing a long brown plaid skirt with a white turtleneck

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I can't get New Cydonia out of my head. I'm not even a Vox fan, I don't remember how I came across it in the first place but now it's on repeat at home and at work. Please help, it's literally interfering with my sleep schedule.

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>>38220856
We got another one lads

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>>38220856
it's working

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>>38220856
He's so cute isn't he?

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>>38220856
Sasuga voice demon. Don't resist. Join us.

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>>38220820
I don't know why management keeps putting him in masculine ass clothes for merch art, just give him a skirt, please he desserves to be a femboy

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The only crocs anyone should wear are the heeled crocs

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>>38221096
they don't think the western audience can handle it, one day

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>>38221194
that's the ugliest thing i've ever seen

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I wonder if that’s why we got a few new kindreds after the cover released. A good song with a high production animated music video and a lot of fan appreciation in it would attract a few people to the funny demon.

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Uki got some high end fashion tastes. Meanwhile Shu dresses like he's going to Summer camp in sixth grade

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>>38221194
Ike would wear this

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>>38221315
You can't handle high fashion, they churn out the ugliest shit and I unironically love it

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>>38221365
i love my oshi who dresses like a sixth grader

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>>38221365
Are Uki and Mysta the only ones who are even slightly fashionable?

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>>38221415
TOT

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>>38221415
Shubert defiantly dresses like this

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>>38221365
I feel like if Uki ever sees what Fuuchan dresses like he will totally buy a whole new wardrobe for him

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>>38221467
he said he still wears clothes he's had since highschool, i just know he looks like a dork

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No vox pov for smash

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>>38221507
psyborg going shopping together....cute!

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demon and alien smash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5pHEG55IkQ

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>>38221578
This is kind of reminding me of this BL called "Dress him up" where a guy in fashion school dresses up a nerd at Uni who is an absolute fashion disaster.

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>Luca Kaneshiro
Well documented to not have any sense of fashion. Unironically wears one glove like Michael Jackson
>Shu Yamino
Graphic tee from Gamestop or Target, "George" brand blue jeans
>Ike Eveland
Has openly commented that he has cross-dressed, however hasn't ever gone too into detail his average wardrobe
>Mysta Rias
Loves techware and detailed his outfits on the London trip
>Vox Akuma
He basically dresses like Jeremy Clarkson / "Hip" substitute teacher
>Sonny Brisko & Alban Knox
Have they ever disclosed what fashion they like?
>Uki Violeta
Living the gay stereotype of being a fashion fiend
>Fulgur Ovid
Make seems only comfort, not style. Likely owns more slippers than shoes
>Yugo Asuma
Wears chokers and a lot of high-end Asian fashion
>Kyo Kaneko
With that voice, you know he's wearing a hoodie 24/7
>Ren Zotto
Dresses like it's 2005 still
>Aster Arcadia
All that is confirmed is he wears tights via that one stream

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>>38221786
o7

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>>38221786
you're still not banned?

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>>38221817
for sonny, luca has mentioned how sonny dresses in his sims stream and sonny dresses like a substitute teacher going off of that one instance.

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>>38221817
Sonny seems like the guy that has 5 white t-shirts and 5 black t-shirts, and 2 jeans that he's been wearing for 6 years.

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>>38221817
Sonny is comfort over style too. He loves wearing plaid (kek) and sweaters. He has certain shirts he wears for certain games (picrel-- cool guys at the beach muscle tee is what he wore for Dusk)

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>>38222095 (sleepy dumb me)
It's half past 6 in the morning and I haven't slept uee

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>>38222128
sonny.. you should also get some sleep briskadet

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You enjoying Aster?

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>>38220110
Thank you archivistanon for putting my Ike egg laying fic up there, it means a lot. I might write more in the future.

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>>38221817
Fulgur definitely dresses like videogame store man irl

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>>38222193
I'm waiting for him to wake up for news of the karaoke ueee I hope all the rituals worked....

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>>38222335
no one mentioned he was streaming

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The little clicky clacks of Ren's controller is weirdly asmry, I like the sound

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>>38222386
fucking kek

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>>38222386
briskadets are so funny, i hope he wakes up and his throat is okay then

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>>38222386
what are you trying to summon brisket

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>>38221787
Do you have a link for this? I read the first 3 chapters and like to read it

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>>38222370
I've played enough Fortnite to know what he dresses like

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>>38222460
https://comiko.net/chapter/1412007

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>>38222534
thank you anon

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>>38222523
damn that's just the Fortnite version of chubby thor

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>>38221787
how cute! I'll add it to my "must read" BL pile

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bye uki, fun shopping with you

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im wondering if luca will still stream tonight or if it's his cover being delayed or even both that he tweeted about

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>>38222709
oh shit I forgot about his cover

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>>38222790
i did too ngl till i looked at his schedule again, he hasn't been talking about it too much

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>>38222335
I find tetris hypnotic to watch

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i'm enjoying the collab a lot, ren actually recognizes a lot of the ancient memes

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>>38220856
it has a strong ending which keeps me coming back

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Is the Ren collab better then the Aia one?

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>>38224255
it's a different type of content, anon... they focus more on the game so if you like that then this smash collab is good

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>>38224255
brotuber/10 stream

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Vox's ass is luring Ren in, he just can't look away

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if we get psyborg here too it'll be great

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Vox has another unhinged boomer humor bro to bounce off of...

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vox...

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>>38225080
He really has this really weird mishmash of boomer and TikTok zoomer humour blended together, where he will reference a meme from 10 years ago and then laugh at a picture of a distorted dog.

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we might get a 9 movies star wars watch along with Vox!

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thank you kindreds who donated to our cat witch, she's very happy and appreciative to mister milord

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>vox will never eat my ass because he finds ass eating disgusting
why live

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ren went into a good direction with the batsu, it needs to feel like a punishment

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>>38225412
He has a lot to learn when it comes to bedroom stuff

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HAHAH I FUCKING LOVE KING OF MEMES DEVIL FIST MAN.

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>>38225317
sex

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>>38225799
He's been straight his whole life probably never ate ass or got his ass eaten, he really just needs to go out there and plow a twink or get plowed by a bear whatever he prefers.

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>>38225412
desu I find it pretty disgusting too. it’s not even a sensitive spot.
>>38225903
gross

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>>38225974
Based gayhating kindred yume.

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>>38225974
>it’s not even a sensitive spot.
For you.

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>>38225974
where did you come from

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>>38225903
wife will help him

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>>38225974
Men and women have different anatomy colour me surprised.

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>>38226121
When they meet up wife will take him to a gay club and wingman him into bed with another guy, of course, wife will also be there for emotional support holding Vox's hand as he gets his ass eaten.

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>>38221549
gotta love dorky jp husband!
(ok but tbf target shirts are comfortable and cheap lol)

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>>38226404
target has some fashionable clothes but I just know he is buying the graphic tees

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>>38226404
they are and shu seems like he's all about comfort, 0 fashion

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HE'S AWAKE

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Listen, I need to see Ren dressed up as Kaito from Vocaloid now that he mentioned it

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>>38227171
Yes please

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>>38227083
you can sleep soon!

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any of the boys confirmed joining aia's DnD oneshot?

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wife's spiderheck waiting room is up https://youtu.be/4JSQ5smXo_U

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>>38227755
I don't think there are any confirmations but I am hoping for Vox, Fulgur and Ike

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>>38227755
i watched the end of the smash collab and right before vox left ren said he'll see him for d&d this weekend.

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I had this idea in the shower imagine luxiem brand condoms
>shu condoms don't sell at all
kek

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>>38229365
Luca and Vox condoms definitely won't sell as well judging by how many of the Lucubs and Kindreds wants to do it raw and get impregnated

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shu membership stream
https://youtu.be/hzqJ74PqIYM

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>>38229365
are you mentally challenged? at least post a boy

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one hour until wife...

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lil K is back with this boring ass game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okGEb9eOdpE

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keeping my membership was so worth it

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>>38229991
enjoy it!

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>>38230039
thank you!

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Kyo was late because he was taking a shit...

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>>38230358
everytime i hear about him being late it's because he's in the bathroom

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I think i'm starting to lose interest in kyo's streams....

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>>38230387
gomen he has problems with constipation

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>>38230683
I feel the same way and I don't know why.

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>>38229991
my membership is gifted but it's really fascinating to see this side of shu...

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>>38231538
boring fucking game

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>>38231538
>>38230683
dogshit taste in games

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>>38231581
it's nice! i'm enjoying it, do recommend watching his drinking vod before your gifted ends

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>>38231538
I think it's a mix of boring game and how fast he reads supas? And for me at least it's boring to wait for him to start the game because of his 10-20 zatsus at the start. And not to sound whiny but I wish he would be a little more creative with his streams

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>>38231801
I think he should just save the zatsus for end of the streams. (I agree with your last statement so no its not really whiny)

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I'm glad he didn't push through with it if he wasn't 100% better yet. Get well soon taichou, I love you. I'll see you (hopefully) tonight!
gn

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yaminejos what is going on in mengen? is he being flirty or something

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>>38231916
goodnighty kadet

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>>38231801
I would love if he did more gameshow types steams, not sure what else he would do though he seems to just play games and isn't exactly la creatividad

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no karaoke tonight but sonny's health is more important!
haha, i'm so glad i don't have to stay up tonight

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>>38231944
he's masturbating on stream while roleplaying as a virgin maid

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>>38232133
>roleplaying as a virgin
fake as hell Shu doesn't have to roleplay as a virgin he IS a virgin

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>>38232276
shut up threadwatcher, i personally fucked him at his previous members-only 3d orgy

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>>38232100
yeah he had good banter with Ren when they were playing together back in iluna's first months but now every stream I catch feels like a wet sock. The only boy I have to watch now when wife is away is Noir and he's still away...

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I feel like Kyo has a lot of potential but he's too comfortable with how he streams now (boring games, slow chat, mainly interacting with iluna on his channel and they're not exactly the most entertaining too) so I don't think that's ever going to change

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>>38232582
did I type this, I think he has the potential to be better but I guess he's probably tried from Uni and all that stuff and so he is more chilled out on stream
Don't even know what the fuck happened to Uncle Nowa, they literally suspended him for 2 weeks and gave vague ass reasons that made it sound even worse

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>>38232566
um please don't leak members only content

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>>38232935
sorry sorry ill keep it to myself

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>>38232694
I like his pkm, handcam and Dream daddy stream, Minecraft is also okay as well. He's actually not bad at Zatsus some dead air here and there but maybe he'll get better at talking as time goes on. Sometimes his reaction to the games is pretty predictable and it becomes boring, he uses the "Pause" and reverb way too often, it's funny but like an overused joke it loses its charm.

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DING DING DING GET YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING MERCH HERE
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1598859565969334273

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I miss my demon husband

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>>38233134
They should've put Uki in this dress

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>>38233240
no zatsu until post nut runescape...

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>>38232994
Can't give shitposter materials like Shu does glory hole handcam for his members

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>>38233279
Meds kun better treat him alright next week, I wanna chat with him again so bad

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>>38233258
Uki deserves some feminine clothing...when are we getting the full femboy package

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>>38233384
When EN management stops being cowards

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>>38233362
Same, he deserves some peace and whatever extra function it can give him

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>>38233507 (me)
and for the love of god NO MORE PANTS, I fucking HATE pants, variety is the spice of life ditch the pants, please

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wife and uki on da telly

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>>38233354
signing up for his membership right this minute

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Aster has been streaming Tetris for 4 whole ass hours and nobody seems to care

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>>38233750
he also streamed apex the other day for 5+ hours. if you want to livepost about him you can

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>>38233750
who

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>>38233786
oh no I don't care I just find it funny he streams so long and no one gives a fuck

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>>38233989
ive tried watching him but he's a bit boring. i only like him in collabs with shu because shu picks on him.

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>>38233571
He’s been doing so well lately even without the meds, hopefully his adjustment period is short and he can really heal himself

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wife adopted another coworker as his baby...

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>>38234105
I find it really surprising that he mellowed out, is less erratic and his swiss cheese brain actually remembers things now and this is BEFORE he even got meds.

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RIP to wife's throat tomorrow he's talking so loudly and a lot as well

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>>38234313
I don't think he will be able to make any voices for DR tomorrow....

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wife LOVES uki's cock!

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>>38234460
everybody already knew that fulgur

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>>38234257
I said this earlier but I have to commend his therapist for whatever magic they put on him, they really calmed him down for the better

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Kyo's looking for Dickie...

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wife is dying

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>>38234756
When is he not

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wife's weak kettle laugh.........he sounds like an old man

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>>38235429

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>>38235477

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>>38235519

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>>38234257
>>38234536
the power of self pay healthcare... he has seemed more focused the last week or two. i'm so happy for him. there's nobody like him

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>>38235676
The long ass wait really was worth it I guess, I still remember when he first said the was in line for a therapy appointment in October and everyone here was like jesus that's such a long wait

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>>38235477
me on the right

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>>38235676
I’m happy that he’s been prioritizing his health, it’s really been noticeable that he’s having fun streaming and not working himself half to death like before. The fact that the doesn’t say sorry anymore when he cancels a stream speaks volumes.

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>>38235911
I know it's supposed to be Vox seeing his clan members grow up and get children themselves but it really does look like he became part of a throuple and raised a baby with them

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>>38236092
I mean… I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his clan considered him a family member or romantic partner back then but that means he was the leader of a 522 strong polycule and that is supremely funny.

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>>38235477
I wish vox were my officiant

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>>38236307
>sex with vox and all the other boys
hot

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wife laughed like milord there cute

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>>38236307
This is making him sound like the leader of a Mormon church that practices polygamy kek

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>>38236456
He had that cult after the fall so maybe you’re right on that front

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>>38236444

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>>38236456
this image made me realize that box probably would have white pubic hair

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>>38236456
oh no...reminds me of that one who was also a cannibal and tortured his own cult members...

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>>38236452
The collab is very entertaining but I can't even live post about it because so many things are going on and my brain can't catch up

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>>38234064
he pretty good in ren and maria collab

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>>38236609
same i'm just glad wife is having fun...

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>>38236673
does he try to fujobait with ren in that one? i dont mind fujobaiting, i just dont care if its with ren

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>>38236444
I would not be surprised if he had orgies with some of the more devoted members just so they would hook up with each other and not him

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>>38236575
And that is very sexy of him to have

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>>38229266
alright thanks

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wife muffled laughing... home

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wife calling uki ukiki cute

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i hope someone draws spider psyborg art later

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>>38229511
yeah by their oshis, gotta rubber up with others

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FULGUR IS A WHORE

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>>38237785
>wife dieing after mating...
he would have wanted that

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>>38237860
we knew

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>>38237895
>fuck uki and die by his hands later
literally his dream

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>>38237826
Which fanbase theoretically fucks the most then? I would think the boys with the most normies watching him will sell the most condoms.

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>>38232131
every time sonny plans a karaoke, hibari has one as well and I have to miss it

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>>38237943
most normies are underage for the boys

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>>38237949
why are you spoilering.

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>>38236801
>just so they would hook up with each other and not him
he comes off too possessive for that

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>>38238022
you don't need to be 18 to fuck

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>>38238212
you don't but you're expecting a lot from the way their fanbases act

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>>38238212
anon......

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>>38237943
who knows about comfydants /here/ but wife gets a couple of supas about watching him with their partner. i only remembered cause there was one today about them watching his streams with their kid and them missing him

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>>38238322
most comfydants are older (thank god) so the chance of them having partners is bigger. I remember one talking about watching wife with their boyfriend

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>>38238139
I figured mentioned of a niji boy outside of en was a little off topic,guess I was overly cautious

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>>38238417
this thread talked about axia yesterday

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>>38238417
its a good idea yeah

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>>38238322
Comfydants range from twitter underagies to older wage slaves, it's a big spread.

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>>38238415
wait, i remember chocofag and archivist have partners too... cute i wonder if they watch wife together. the kid supa was funny tho cause it implies watching his streams is like a family activity

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uki's bloodlust....

>>38238661
what? I don't have a partner

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> uKILL VIOLENTta
wife is creaming his pants

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>>38238183
I dunno, I never felt like he would take too much charge of the clan member’s lives like that (unless they went and left him). He was probably content that they loved him as their lord and they never would leave him and his perfect little kingdom would go on forever.

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i always love when uki gets sweaty at games

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i think that's the first time i've heard wife use neutral pronouns with uki

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>>38238747
mb, maybe i misread it. silly me trying /soc/ post

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wife please post your ao3 account I need to see what you write......

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What timezones are the boys in

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>>38239147
>no kissing
HE WRITES RAPE AND HATESEX! LET ME IN LET ME IN

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>>38239123
its ok anon i can be your partner ;)

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>>38239147
a shit ton of wuxia, xianxia and danmei fanfiction

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>>38239203
>Luxiem
Ike - fuck if i know
Vox - BST?
Mysta - BST
Shu - EST
Luca - AEST

>Noctyx
Fulgur - EST
Uki - EST
Alban - dont know
Sonny - AEST
Yugo - JST

>Iluna
Ren - AEST
Kyo - CST
Aster - PST

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>>38239123
did you misread chocokun saying chocolate icecream is their wife as them actually having a wife? kek

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>>38239237
no! i refuse to be parasocial to you anon! you already have mintkun!

>>38239319
... yes. gomen my esl

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>>38239313
oh wanted to add that all the aussies are aest but i think luca is in a different timezone than the other two but im not sure what it's called? but he's 1-2 hours ahead i think i forget

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>>38239414
I can't believe chocofag is cheating on me...bitch

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>>38239423
i think sonny is actually in aedt/aest cause he fucked up time zones two months ago

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>>38239313
I think Alban is maybe EST as well because it would make his time slot slightly less insane because I'm in PST and the cat streams at like 4am for me.

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>>38239533
no I would never!! no one can bitch about ice cream with me like you......

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>>38239313
im pretty sure vox is in BST
i think ike is one hour before or after BST, i forgot which

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>>38239684
what the fuck is this then huh? >>38239237

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>>38239616
yeah i think sonny and ren are in the AEDT timezone
>>38239628
ill trust that since im also PST
>>38239729
does sweden have a timezone that he follows?

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>>38239750
it's a joke please understand

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>>38239616
>>38239313
Sonny and Ren are AEDT and Luca is AEST

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>>38239831
right...you unloyal whore, just like our oshi

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my husband is doing a chill stream, let's relax and destress
https://youtu.be/xMib3MWrLgU
https://youtu.be/xMib3MWrLgU

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>>38239964
hey that's a compliment

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is it just me or does luca sound a little nasally?

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>>38240195
he said he just woke up from a nap but he's also a bit upset and that's how he sounds when he is

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>>38240048
fine go argue about ice cream with some other bitch then, I'm leaving.

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>>38240298
no..........wait.........dont leave me...............

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>uki: we're gonna have a long talk after this
>wife: starts moaning

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you two are weirdos but it's better than the constant shitposting in main

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its okay luca you can say that you have a girlfriend

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>>38240566
yeah, me.

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>>38240554
whore behavior

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wife keeps killing himself, very in-character..

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>>38240554
He's going to get his ass beat and he'll enjoy every moment of it

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>>38240560
I was just having some fun... :(

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the mintchocofags are autistic but cute

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>>38240560
you will never understand our lovehate

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>>38240810
he's been horny ever since the first round, enna launched a rocket at selen and said the most enthusiastic "she raped you!" complete with a giggle wheeze fit. notice then, he stopped throwing as much getting everyone to gang up on him and his bratty energy has been through the roof! i love my wife who's such a horny rapebaiter!

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>>38241217
wife can't help himself around purple nijis..

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>>38241217
Why is he like this...someone needs to dick him down so he can calm down and stop being in heat

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>>38241217
I like to think that wife is just never tired of sex and the reason uki is so tired all the time/taking breaks is because he needs to keep fucking wife or he will go insane

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luca you exhibitionist WHORE

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Demon withdrawal… I miss my husband. Maybe we can have a small zatsu tomorrow after the collab…

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>>38241457
what did he do, I'm watching the spiderheck collab

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>>38241619
walked out of a changing room with no pants on

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>>38241494
I bet we will, he seemed so happy to talk to everyone for two hours on millie's stream

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>I want your rod but in a different way
Uki...

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>>38241654
whore behaviour

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uki is a tall bitch

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wife is done 'playing' with niji purple, wife is now 'playing' with us!

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>>38242274
wife took my virginity finally!

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>>38242274
wife is now looking for more nijipurple in Iluna

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>aster part of nijipurple
he can't be on the same group as a homosexual

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wife assembling his purple harem...

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>>38242426
kek i forgot aster is nijipurple. i wonder if wife will get horny for him or even if a collab is possible to save him

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>>38242534
>wife getting horny over aster
this must be a joke right. can you even picture that happening? I don't think aster even interacted with noctyx minus uki

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>>38242534
it'll be the ultimate challenge for his motherly and whorish instincts. i only remember them interacting in a GOI totsu

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>>38242534
If you look at his hex it’s actually blue. He’s blue in the same way enna is blue

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wife 2-3 hours of gaming and a 1 hour zatsu is not "chill"

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wife and his husband and their 2 daughters

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>>38242594
don't underestimate wife. he successfully turned sexcat into a dom, and with wife's saviourfag tendancies, anything is possible. but you're right, the weak chain is aster here

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>>38242781
And after a 5 hour zatsu earlier today too. So much for letting his throat rest.

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>>38242803
soo cute! he wants to hold their hands sm ahhh

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>>38242818
nothing can save aster, not even wife. I do not believe

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jam has drawn artwork of every person here topping wife kek

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luca's voice is so rich and caramelly ugh

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>>38242902
He's Nijipurple's bicycle.

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>>38242902
i hope she has a field day with this collab and draws wife gangrape with nijifuse

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>>38243048
uki cute

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>>38242843
It's 5 hours of zatsu and probably around 2-3 hours of spiderheck which is just him yelling and laughing, literally 8 hours of talking. Then he's going to do 4+ hours tomorrow too? dumb borg man.

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>>38242888
You can't save some one who has no redeeming qualities

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I can't wait for the DR stream! otsubaa and sleep well wife

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His voice sounds so raspy...

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wife's raspy croaky voice in asmr ;-; otsubaa wife! pls rest...

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>>38243091
I can't believe Uki is boiling his daughter in tea

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>>38243338
enna is psyborg's onsided daughter in which wife brings a baby from a previous relationship and uki is being a jealous bitch

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>>38243443
Who is enna's dad then?

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>>38243298
I have a feeling he is going to sound like absolute shit tomorrow

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>>38243460
Ike

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>>38243538
>Ike and Fuuchan love child
that baby is going to have so many mental illnesses and food issues, fitting that it's enna

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>>38243538
>yugo is vox and ike's son that fuuchan adopted
>maririn and kyo are fuuchan and vox's incest babies
>enna is fuuchan and ike's daughter, uki as the adoptive father
this family tree looks like picrel

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>>38243538
>singers
>sadists
>'straight' man (bestie has a crush on them)
ok i'll accept this

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>>38243663
so selen is the psyborg child? At least Uki must think that even if wife slept with other men before marrying him, he's the one fucking wife now at least

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>>38243663
>>38243728
help my brain is frying trying to make sense of the timeline

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>>38242594
oh, aster was in an apex stream with sonny and bobon
and he did talk with sonny about tutoring sonny in apex and sonny tutoring aster in tf2
which i hope never happens cause i'll have to find out how to mute half a stream

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>>38243728
if this goes the way most NTR fics i've seen go, either alban (uki's son from previous relationship) starts fucking his step-mom or shu swoops in and tries to steal fuuchan. we can keep the train going if we string enough tropes together
>>38243885
i don't think there's any working timeline because these were brainstormed from separate conversations. or you know, giant orgy

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>>38243885
So Vox is married to Ike, they had a baby, but had to give it away for some reason?
Also wife had not only one but TWO children with his brother
Then he had another baby with his brother's HUSBAND
And then he finally married Uki and had a baby with him too

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>>38243979
Nooo I hate ntr...unless it goes with Shu (the neighbor) trying to fuck wife, but gets in a fight with uki. Wife fucks both of them at the same time so they stop fighting lol

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>>38244058
considering how fertile wife is in this au, who would be his kid with shu?

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>>38244130
...aster...the young sibling everyone fucking hates

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aster as wife's baby with shu is a constant reminder for him to never have sex outside marriage again (it works)

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>>38243888
I thought he was fine when they were chatting alone together during Jump King. Took a while to get used to his voice though.

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fuuchan checking in on luca, cute

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well this is my best attempt at a family tree

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>>38244624
wonder how people would interpret this without context, especially if you remove LAMA

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>>38244783
*LAM...
also luca looking up the definition of defiant and then defiance made me chuckle

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>>38244624
family gatherings must be awkward

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>>38244624 (me)
with shubert and aster

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>>38244885
I had a headache trying to connect them all together, is sonny and alban also in this weird family circle as well

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>>38245047
alban is uki's son from his previous relationship with sonny, they split once uki discovered sonny was grooming alban

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>wife hates Christmas but has to go to the family dinner for Selen (Uki also hates it)
>Shu shows up with Aster
>Vox and Ike are awkward around Yugo, the son they had to give away to fuuchan because they couldn't take care of a child back then
>Ike doesn't know how to interact with Kyo and Maria, who are his husband's incest babies with his own brother
>Vox and Uki are the only ones who know how to cook so they have to share a kitchen in the most awkward silence while cooking
>wife, Ike and Shu sitting in the living room also in silence
>the children keep fighting because Selen wants to beat Aster up and Kyo (the oldest) is trying to break them apart while Yugo has to take care of a crying and scared Maria

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>>38245047
I hope they're just the neighborhood shotas in this au, just like how ren is just kyo's classmate. wife is running out of kids to mother for all these pairing combos!

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>>38245221
as someone with a slightly messed-up family, just imagining this is giving me hives

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If Luca gets a jerma collab for elira and he likes it... god, seeing jerma collab with my oshi would be unreal. imagine how unhinged him and vox would be

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I'm losing my mind

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>>38245463 (me)
I feel like I should colour code the lines at this point it's starting to look like a train station map

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>>38245174
so uki is now married to another man just left alban to get groomed by his own dad????? TOT

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>>38245462
i hope he can make it happen, it would be hilarious

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>>38245511
colorcoding it will only make it look more like a train station map, you're going to activate my mini metro ptsd

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>>38245549
The family tree is so hard to comprehend if you have zero clue what is going on

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I'm dying I love this demon so much

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>>38246034
I love this goofy dork I am getting cute aggression