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This shark sounds better than most of the Christmas songs playing on the radio.
Do you think she plans her excuses ahead of time or just wings it?
>>38165561best en singer, everything is forgiven
CUNNY I KNEEL
The more she sings better the closer she is to die, you realize that rightHer 120k karaoke she was starving for weeks and it was sunny and dry so no mold around either
I love Ina!
>Check my twitter>See this as my first thingUhhh BASED?
Which holo collab do you want to see the most?
>>38165799yeah me
MERRY CHRISTMAS
>Gura is back and singingAnd thus all is forgiven, because all I want is to just watch Hololive.Ina on the other hand... I don't think I can forgive her if she returns.
I love Christmas
This one
rrat
GET YOUR VIDEO GAME COOKBOOKS LIKE GOOMBA
>>38165762Delusional
>>38165833Based beyond belief
Matsuri is cute!
The Koyo
I fucking love Christmas music broswhen it's December
[Unpopular Opinion] I love Christmas songs, especially slow ones.
Gura cute
>>38165838Gura and Me____ offcollab
biggg face
https://poal.me/gppgtnhttps://poal.me/gppgtnhttps://poal.me/gppgtn
GURA CUTE
why does Gura's family has fallout and skyrim cookbooks?
SHUT UP AME ON THE TELLY IN 5
>me>love Gura>watch Gura when she streams>get off my ass when she doesn't, work out, improve my life>anon>watch cuckold porn 24/7>write up fanfictions and try to impart cuck fantasies onto normal human beings who think I'm a freak>do not leave my chair
Fuck Christmas
>>38165929Todd likes his own product
>https://twitter.com/AkamiKarubi/status/1597943581633044480Why is the Nacho family so dumb?
Holy shit I love Christmas Gura and her voice sounds so fucking perfect today
>>38165929>"family"
>>38165833People will claim it's mane-chan
It's beginning a lot like Dustbowl~
>>38165082People who are sane get to act smug about correctly predicting her behavior, insane tourists get to act smug about literally nothing changing because of course it wouldn't her fanbase is entirely casuals and spineless faggots win-win. The sooner you realise that no one that claims to be a chumbud is actually invested in her or hololive the better.
>>38165901Christmas music is great any time of the year
>>38165801Hey, me too!
IT’S NOVEMBER FUCK OFF
Is Gura such a zoomer that she thinks Michael Bublé is the original artist? lol
I LOVE GURA AAAAAAAAA
HiRyS it's SmugRyS!
>>38165871Wait, whatAnyways, it's better to make sausages and the omelette separately
Is this the new uoooh meta?
>Amelia delayIs she kneeling to Gura?
Tell me when the Christmas music is over so I can unmute
Gura sounds exactly like those washed-up artists that release the same cheap, generic Xmas albums just to make ends meet.
>Gura>Mumei>Fauna>IRyS
GOD BLESS GURA
what the hell are hopalong boots
>>38165899I like them too, for about a week. Then I gave 5 more weeks of getting bombarded with them nonstop.
>>38165968WHERE
>>38165838Me with Ina at our wedding
>>38165899I don't celebrate christmas, but when gura sings chirstmas songs to me I feel like I'm included in the festivities.
>It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas, Everywhere you go>*goes in the Sahara desert*What now sharkie???
>>38165899For me, it's ones by dudes like Sinatra.
>>38165871I don't know how to fucking cook
Dean Martin x 2?
luv me shark
>>38165955Her mom plays games. Unironically.
Lapsama my friend
God i love her
>>38165988>kneelingIt's love
>>38165968slowpokechama...
>>38165968anon... we're halfway through december...
>>38165838Moris tounge and Kiaras Asshole
>>38165964it loses a bit of its luster in the summer imo
>>38165881that's a slime
>>38165988she loves and supports her sharkwife
I still don't have hot water.
Gosling check
>>38165963>I am sane>this is why I call her fanbase spineless for not stalking her and killing her in her bedroom for not tweeting for a weekYou people are mentally damaged, stop trying to convince yourselves that you are genuine fans of this hobby.
>>38166015Focus on the singing Gura
>>38166011https://theconversation.com/snowfall-in-the-sahara-desert-an-unusual-weather-phenomenon-176037>ISRAEL
>>38165955>NOOOOO SOMEONE'S MOTHER CAN'T HAVE COOKBOOKS
>>38166011It snows in deserts man
>>38165929They were free
>>38165871cookbooks are a scam if you have the internet and a printer or a tablet with a stand
>>38165929Todd. Let me marry your daughter! I bought the fucking pipboy and skyrim rerelease.
So... Do you forgive Gura now, Melfriends?
>>38165975HiRyS!
Treasure Box is a Christmas song, right? She's definitely gonna sing that tonight. Antis should start kneeling.
>Kiara>Ame>Ina>Mori>Kronii>Bae
GURA JUST CALLED ME CUTE SMELL YA LATER YOU LOSERS
I love this creature so much
>>38165970Everytime I hear his name, I remember my brother went to HS with him and apparently he was a giant wierd asshole in school.
>>38166014I wish Gura would sing more Sinatra.
CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL CUNNY I KNEEL
>>38165929They probably saw it in a store and got it for the retarded shark who spends all day in her room and never talks unless you ask her about one of her games she played and then she won't ever shut up about it. At least she can somewhat cook now
>>38165999Amen to that, brother
GURA CALLED ME CUTE, LATER NERDS
>>38165988She loves her, might play pokemon listening to Gura radio like she's done before.
>>38166011Now shes still simging and you're in the desert dyingWho won?
>>38166074t. insane tourist
forgot how boring most xmas songs arenew years karaoke relay doko?
>Fauna and super busy Mumei are the first ones to respond and make a vid for the advent project.Yeah I'm thinking the Girltalk is the most real.
>>38166092why would anyone's mom have video game cookbooks
>38159247>why did I lose? Is Shin Godzilla a bad movie?its my understanding that shin godzilla is a throwback to where godzilla was allegorical for various things and the movie is ultimately about humans instead of just "cool monster is cool" like it eventually turned into
hey can you guys stop posting pornographic images?
It's over....I forgive her..
i love gura
Yknow, Gura willing to admit that her health is fucked up is kinda of an improvement, cause there used to be a time when Chumbuds would start seething when people correctly assumed that Ame was talking about Gura when she said someone in EN had many health issues.
>>38165838Kaela bullies Gura for 12 hours
>>38165988The only EN who delays more streams than Ame is Mumei
>>38165799bro you don't even have to imagine!here he is!https://youtu.be/kZSFsa6c32c?t=281
Jack Frost is a fag
>>38166098I was just pretending to be mad.
I am going to pretend that Gura is Ina
>>38165899same desu
>>38166014For me, it's Dean-o
jesus christ fuck that break did wonders for her vocal chords she sounds amazing
>>38165939>trusting womenCuck
>>38166082>>38166093FUCK OFFWHY CAN'T HEATFAGS EVER WINI LIKE HEATFUCK THE COLDFUCK SNOWFUCK FEVERSFUCK REINDEERSFUCK SANTAFUCK WINTER
>>38165968Comachama....
See Irys. Why can't you sound like this?
>>38165833She's a well known cunnysour, she knows best.
>>38166157>the movie is ultimately about humans instead of just "cool monster is cool"in other words it's a good movie
*cunnies your path*
>>38166155
Jwu. Did gura day why she was away?
>>38165838Mumei and Aqua
>>38166208BASEDFUCK COLD WEATHER
Gura can't spell
What's happening to Gura's brain???
>>38166144she's just like me...
>begginning
>setlisthow many songs until she forgets to update the list?
Marine is going to open gura's door in 3... 2... 1....
>>38165801Me too!
I wish all hololive enjoyers a very pleasant December and Holiday season
So... Do you forgive Gura now, Heimins?
>>38166155All fauna variant have no right to be this sexy
Gura's current BGM reminds me of The Thousand Year Door a bit
>>38166208GET FUCKED YOU BITCH. COLD IS LIFE
>>38166191Why are you here if you hate women?I abhor the way Twitter trannies use the word "incel", but you people fit the bill to a T.
>>38166226why would IRyS try to sing worse
Ame, your stream...
>>38166250rape
She's on stimulants so her energy levels are high and leads her to ramble and talk in a rapid-fire way.Implication here is she was feeling down (she confirmed that) and needed a picker-upper.Your oshi was feeling down, likely chronic depression, and got help. She'll be fine until her meds wear off or she's weened off them.
I love Gura but damn, I hate christmas songs.
So Gura still not doing her business in Japan yet?There will be a weeks-break shortly after this?
>>38166260>>38166208actual sweaty cucklordsput on a jacket you bitches
>>38166074Gura is the only Holo who regularly does this, you throwing a massive shitfit over people daring to call her out is like the US throwing a massive shitfit over being the only country in the world that refuses to use metric or provide their workers with mandatory paid leave.
>>38166279Maybe half a song
>>38166189Delightful taste, brother.
>>38166208I LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE IN A DESERT FUCK HEAT. IM LIVING IN A SNOWY AREA AND NEVER GET SICK BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN NOT A PUSSY BITCH
post comfy guwa pls
>>38166208
>>38166157Sure I guess but even in those supposed cool monster movies, the monsters still had a purpose and themes, to put them down like that is kinda shitty.
OPEN THE CHAT AME
>post that I like Deano>Gura sings Deanoheh
Man, this shark melts my heart. All is forgiven. I hope she's OK
>>38166226IRyS sounds fine, deafchama.
Jesus Christ her voice is so perfect tonight my fucking lord, Cover, please get her recording something, they need to preserve this
>>38166155This board is too brown. Literal monkey brains.
>>38166208just take the equatorpill
So... Do you forgive Gura now, Tatsunokos?
>>38166248short answer: no
>>38166155no
If this shit is seriously all Christmas songs I’m out.
>>38165988More like afraid of getting 1k
>>38166330And axel is currently in JP so that whole shitposting arc is inevitable, best to just enjoy the karaoke for now bud
>>38166375
>>38166351>to put them down like that is kinda shitty.
incoming second delay
>>38166208Coldbros keep winning
I love Christmas and I love Hololive.
>>38166341with pleasure
>>38166295>RRRrats
Ame's chat not open yet is the woman sleeping
Ame please save me from these fucking christmas carols...
>>38166329I DOITS STILL NOT ENOUGH
Everything is forgiven
>>38166398begone heathen
KAMON GURA, SING SOME SINATRA
>>38166380>All is forgivenSounds like you need to fuck off
>>38166208you getting hot under the collar?
>>38166334being called out for* doing these thingsI accidentally a few words there
>>38166334Call her out, she does not give a fuck.Get the fuck out of your chair, you fat fucking moron, LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.You are done for if your entire life hinges on a woman giving you your daily check-in, you will be a genetic dead-end with this kind of behavior.
>>38166161Ina....
>>38166398>I'm out.Nyo... It's warm in here! get cozy near the chimney with us.
her voice is goodher brain and heart are not
If Ame delays again Im just gonna throw my food away
>>38166208>FUCK SANTAogey IRyS
>>38166330she's going to Japan specifically to stream in 3D you retard, Myth will get a showcase like ID1 how is that a break?
'tis good
>>38166226This is what happens when Gura tries to sing a moderately challenging song: https://youtu.be/17dGch32hC0?t=206Meanwhile, IRyS: https://youtu.be/Bd0UQye6OxA?t=209
Gura kissed me.
>>38166330>weeksYou've got the week or two in Japan plus her fucking off over Christmas to look forward to.
snyow
>>38166460
>>38166485the cold chicken..
>>38166429Hololive and Cover are owned by the red ribbon army confirmed?
huahuahua
>>38166014I really like Harry Connick and Nat King Cole's stuff. Probably because alongside being crooners they're actually talented jazz musicians.
I wasn't feeling the holiday spirit at all but listening to Gura sing Christmas songs is making me feel it bros
gura cute
>>38166306I also hate women
>>38166507Practice makes perfect
>>38166306I don't hate all women but you should never trust anyone you don't personally know
>>38166469I'm not even watching any streams right now.
What if Ame delayed her stream because she's in Gura's house and we're getting another off-collab in 5 minutes?
if you dont like gura and you don't want to talk about her, or you don't want to talk about koyori's or ame's streams, please leave. nobody cares about your stupid argumentative anti posts when people are trying to enjoy and discuss streams
>there's snow gnomes hereCOME OUT YOU FUCKS
>>38166485Can I eat it instead
>candymanBASED BASEDBASED
CANDYKINO
So...
Gura is the candy man.
>Fucks off for 3 weeks >comes back and gives a half assed 10 seconds excuse >Chumcucks actually believes itshe doesn't deserve her success
THIS BRAT ToT###
CANDY = AMETHEY ARE
Open the chat Amelia…
gura is sam hyde
>>38166558Meds
Gura is sing kids song. Is she a little child?
STOP SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS IT'S NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET
NEGRO BROS
GO GOOB GO
SAM HYDE gf?
Would you take a candy from Gura if you were a little girl?
>>38166507Kek, delusional chumkeks DESTROYED
uhhh chumkeks??? who is this candy man???
>>38166390Never. Not after what happened.
>>38166504here take this
>>38166624a fat drug addict past their peak?
OH NO NO NO TEAMATES, AME IS A MAN
>>38166624That’s brother shark
Hey lads just got home from work. Did Gura give any stories before she started singing?
she's such a child...
>>38166053Based
Her song choices are atrocious.
>>38166612HOW THE FUCK DO TEAMATES FIND A CONNECTION TO AME ON EVERYTHINGIF GURA SINGS SOMETHING ABOUT YELLOW, YOU GUYS WILL JUST MENTION BLONDES
>>38166566Now say that without crying
Does this karaoke change Gura's position in the karaoke tierlist?
Dear Santa,Please give Ina a miracle recovery so she can stream before the end of the year.Yours truly,Anon
>>38166507Yes, we all agree that IRyS is a serviceable singing robot and now she even has a pretty face. I'll stick with shart.
>Fucks off for 3 weeks>comes back and gives a half assed 10 seconds excuse>Chumcucks actually believes itCUNNY I KNEEL
>>38166669She talked about pies she baked for Thanksgiving.
Candyman?
>>38166599How parasocial do you have to be to actually care? Do you pay for a membership and think you deserve anything? This goes for every streamer. Touch grass.
Where the fuck is the Mariah Carey christmas song?
>>38166566>if you dont like gura and you don't want to talk about herthere's plenty of people who don't like gura and want to talk about her
AME PLEASE
>>38166669ya shes dying and also almost got food poisoning from an undercooked pumpkin pie
>Gura: "HASAN PIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"
>>38166675Niggura
>>38166669She went on an adhd zoom ramble.
man I can't believe they made the Malcolm in the middle song a real song
>>38166633Sammy Davis Jr. covered it.
>>38166655
God I missed her angelic voice so much...
>>38166655horror movie villain from the 90s
So why is Ame a candy? What does she taste like?
>>38166574Anon gnomes dont exist, take your meds
>OKAYUUUU>I'M COMING TO FUCK YOUUU>IN TOKYO>ON YOUR STREAM
>>38166708YeahCreampies
>>38166599Well yeah chumbuds are beyond retarded and whipped.
>>38166558You do this shit every fucking stream don’t you ever get bored?
Ame doko...
AME WILL START AFTER THIS SONG
>>38166535
>>38166459Sounds like you need to stop being a faggot and kys
>>38166669Family has Skyrim and Fallout cookbooks
>>38166695Hmmmm...Very well. December 31st 5 minutes before new years.
>>38166695I also want this, Santa!
Ame stop masturbating on Gura's singing and open the fucking chat, I know you are close to climax but we are waiting to talk
Gura is going to kill HASAN? Gura is a white supremist?
AME DOKO?
>>38166543NKC's voice is iconic to me. Plus anytime I hear anyone trying to sing his songs while trying to imitate his accent, it turns into a live comedy.
Chumbuds your oshi is pretty cute and I'm enjoying her singing a lot
>>38166703>Give short excuse>"I don't believe it!">Gives elaborated excuse>"too elaborated, looks fake, I don't believe it!"There's no winning with you. But with chumCHADS? We always win.
>>38166599If you want those numbers, you'll have to take them
>>38166746like salty pennies
>>38166708hey, we don't know if she actually baked the pie or not.
>>38166746Hot sauce
>>38165015
>>38166736I will kill you
>>38166655Ghost of Kiev
Ame doko
tell me /pol/ is here without telling me /pol/ is here
>>38166507>Soulful shork singing and doing her best>Souless nephilim who sounds like an autotuned robot
You better run commie
Ojisanbros...
>>38166837kek
>>38166716If it can be turned into lounge music, I'm sure she'll get to it.
Candy Doko
>>38166837Nice
Ojii-sans, we're in
>>38166662but that's mori>in minecraft?NO, IN REAL LIFE
>>38166669>family owns every single hard cover videogame cook book>they cooked fallout goods>gura was in charge of the turkey for thanksgiving and she's proud of how it turned out>family helped her fix her PC
>>38166812
this brat is calling me old...
>>38166814Why do you enjoy making up imaginary scenarios of antis persecuting Gura in your head, anon?
I miss Ame...
>family boom box
salman
candyman is old? I'm only 23 and I know that one
>>38166837KEK
>>38166837the clown music makes this
>>38166855
>>38166837Based
Is it just me or does Gura sound EXTREMELY happy?
>Ame too busy watching Gura she won't start her streamTeamates will defend this kek
Why Gura a adult woman sounds like a child?
Gura never saw Willy Wonka...
motown bros...we might be eating good tonight...
>>38166837based
>>38166837
>>38166905based
>>38166837Based as always.
>>38166698>>38166867>least insecure chumbuds
Every Christmas song sounds exactly the same and Americans still dig it. Why are they like this?
I hate that any song about kids in them are now consider pedophilia.
>>38166894nice
>>38166894kek
>>38166837Fucking based
>>38166837Excellent
>>38166675i met tony todd irl, he's based
>>38166915big kusa
>>38166599how often does your tryhard chicken get this many views on her streams? lmao seethe kfp
>>38166837lmao
>>38166855We love /pol/ka here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGl85VrzmIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGl85VrzmI
>>38166895Both things already happened multiple times, there's nothing to imagine, they just don't want to believe Gura.
>>38166837BASED
>>38166894Godlike music choice
Rockin' Robin was my fucking jam as a babby.
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SONG
TWEEDLY DEEDLY DEET
WHERE IS AME?
>how did you guys know it?!Because we are all ojisans gura, you know this
Gura gonna tweedle diddly dee me.
>Gura is scared of the word tweet
>I want Gura to tweet more
>>38166880>MORI IS>GURA IS>SAM ISTHEY ARE
>>38166929Gura is a child tho
>>38166929She's under five feet tall
Now this is a jam.
TWEEDLYDEET
>>38166944cry about it fag
AME DOKO
>>38167027ame doko
>>38166837GET CLOWNED ON 'CUDA
>>38166997cute polpol
Gura is a child
>>38166944Americans love holidays for some reasonFirst it's Halloween, then it's Thanksgiving, now it's Christmas, they won't shut the fuck up about it
/vt/ singing backup vocals
Kromei!
Gura refuses to say the word tweet...
>>38166944They make me happy which is something non Americans can't be.
>tweet >tweet >tweetWhy is Gura singing an anti song?
This one is kind of a banger so.
GO GURA GO
KROMEI MENTION
>>38166507Not sure why you are showing Gura is so mich better but okay
I'm losing it at this tweet tweet tweet backing
>>38166944the irony of this statement being posted alongside an image of an anime singer
>>38166837Holy based
>>38166208>>38166894Don't let the cold air breeze through you.
>>38166906Willy Wonka came out in the 70s, my dad saw it as a kid.
ame start the stream already if you wanted to watch gura you should have started earlier
>>38166921I'd like for Ame to stream and sing along with Gura a little again, but knowing Ame is listening to Gura too is good.
Wait...this song sounds familiarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXKWOUTOY_8
this is the kind of music my grandparents like to listen to at fairs
Is Gura going to sing Aquairo Palette tonight?
Ame song
>>38166894KEK
AME'S CHAT OPEN
>All the pretty birds in /jp/ street
>>38166894I lelmao'd
>>38166894I like how in snowmeiser's he mentions that friends call him snowmeiser, but heatmeiser only says that "they" call him heatmeiser, because he's a fucking loser with no friends.
>>38167012Cope and seethe
>>38166599Nobody actually cares.>hurr Ninja's streamer guide said thisWho gives a fuck? There are plenty of streamers who just fuck off for a few months and come back and they're doing fine.
Elonbud, how are we feeling today? Tweet tweet tweet.
>>38167179FUCKING LIAR
>>38166946Blame jews
that song was so good
>>38166894As an anon that lives in California, I can definitely say that I fucking love Snow. I fucking love the cold. And I fucking love Christmas.
>>38166944i need some kind of joy in the hell that is winter
>>38166894BASED
>>38167194>pretty birdsNothing but a bunch of ugly cocks over there.
>>38167156A FUCKING FUNKY MONKEY
>>38166946what
>>38166599What was her excuse?
I dislike Hololive talent Gawr Gura.
Not able to watch Gura right now, did she explain why she wasn't able to give a Happy Thanksgiving tweet?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS AAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
>>38167179Yes yes, you just lied about it in her free chat as well.
>>38166599>>comes back and gives a half assed 10 seconds excusewhat did she say?
>>38166944There are exactly 2 good Christmas song and they are All I Want for Christmas and the eurobeat version of All I Want for Christmas
>>38166946What the fuck are you talking about?
>>38167082very nice art
>>38167265She was spending time with family aka nonstop creampie sex
IN A WORLD OF PURE AMEGINATION
hug me flare kiss me flare Sit on me Flare Sit on my face Flare Fuck my Face FLARE CUM ON MY FACE FLARE SQUEEZE MY HEAD BETWIXT YOUR THIGHS WHILE YOU'RE CLIMAXING FLARE AUUUUGGGHHHH FLAAAAARE I WANNA FUCK FLAAAAAAAAAAARRREEEuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38166921I mean streaming during gura karaoke is a bad idea period for any EN
>>38167203Nobody even mentioned Ninja until you got here.
>gura singing christmas>no one posted
My mom taught me these songs when I was a kid. Mostly because she loves kid's songs (and she's a primary school music teacher) and a dork.
>>38167264You dislike yourself primarily
gurs is extra cute today
When is she gonna sing something that isn't boring?
>>38167246>>38167284She got married. to me
Gilly Gonka....
>>38166208I simply stay inside.
The only Christmas song that matters is God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
I fucking love Willy Wonka bros
Where is Gort....
jesas gura
God I missed her so fucking much god fuck she's so cute
I fucking love her so much
>>38167284she baked a pie, but she also may have not baked it
Kino...
>>38167313yeah, I'm gonna say based.
>>38166807YOU!
>>38167221I hate the snow I hate the snowI hate the rain and I hate the sleetbut boy I sure do hate the snow
>>38166807>GAZA STRIP
I'm so happy she is back bros
>>38167331?
GOOBSTER ToT
Holy fuck, can someone PLEASE do a watchalong of the original Willy Wonka.
>>38167313You'll have to defeat Noel first.
AME IS DEAD
>>38167197Damn, you're right, he really is a friendless fag in that movie
>>38167329cute
I fucking love Gene Wilder bros
WHERE IS AME
>>38166807nahone
>>38167342It’s God Rest Ye
>>38167342that's not Silent Night...
man it's really hard to deny she has the charm to pull this stuff
Blazing saddles watchalong when?
god I love gura so much fuck
She watched Willy Wonka with her family didn't she?
>>38167284She has cancer
I'm feeling it.
>>38166807obviously this was gonna get played at some point
Can I have my own Ame with such a power....?
I watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night (Tim Burton), huh.
>>38167409the man has never made anything bad
>>38167418Dead in the streets of Miami
>>38167443absolutely
Gura is lying. She isn't the candyman. It's ME. I'm the real candyman.
>25k in the first 30 minutesoof sorry iwys, better stay in your timeslot, the queen is back.
>>38167443American channels play it on tv as a slot-filler during holidays so probably.
>>38166807
I love karaoke so muchAnd I love Gawr Gura too
>>38167465all me
This is good.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>38167418chill Mel i know you want to fuck Ame as much as I but...
>>38166599Like the 6th time its happened this year btw
>>38167448I really like this mock album cover
>>38167474I'm so sorry.
>>38167079>Americans love holidays for some reasonDo Europeans not have holidays?I find that hard to believe, considering you have the French, Italians AND the Spanish in your continent.
>>38167329Only if you're white
>>38167418Ame is fucking dead
where's Ameeeeeeeeeee
>>38167505ok
Gura is curing my insomnia.
>ywn drink hot chocolate by the fire while listening to christmas songs with your cute sharkwife
>>38167438Fucking this.>Someone has to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
>>38167377Fun fact: the name “Palestine” was a reference to the Philistines, who lived around today’s Gaza Strip.
>>38167534Holidays aren't special when nobody's ever busy anyways.
I'm gonna eat a tako if Ame doesn't start her stream in less than 5 minutes
>>38166944>>38167295I really like Shchedryk/Carol of the Bells
How does she keep getting away with it
>cum with me
GOD DAMMIT GURA
love this shork
>>38167388Noel can join.
>>38167474yeah, because the Gene Wilder (read: good) version is titled Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Waiting for Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN
>>38167511She's watching the karaoke and forgot she had a stream.
>>38167465Go back to ebaums world.
Flawless vibrato
>>38167561this is still one of my absolute favorite gifs. The snow from last year was so nice
Goosebumps. Gura is too powerful
Femhooman
>>38166715Is this the chumbud cope for Gura not giving a fuck about her fanbase?
>>38167323Was it Dudul's project with Gura the one that god canned?
you know, it's shit like this that eventually filters ame's viewers. not tempus or "improve yourself" shit but the constant delays and inconsistent streams.
>>38167552Goodnight, anon.
>>38166807For some reason when looking at the thumbnail I thought it was a Gosling image
>>38167438Sorry about calling you a nigger
I love gura
ROLLING FOR OOMPA LUMPA NEXT
UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAA
I love Gura...
>>38167329cuuuuuuuuuute
>>38167538This is false, I'm white and I couldn't even get a cosplay Towa "girlfriend", let alone a KFP waitress
>>38167438I want bonebros to watch it together
>>38167438Original version of The Producers first.
>>38167598But only after you defeat her.
Well Holochads, how are we feeling tonight?
Where's ame?
>>38167284Its her usual excuses that she won't go into detail about. Its honestly insane how these retards buy it everytime
>>38167320It was an example, you dumb fuck.Could've picked any literalwho who used to be popular on YouTube or Twitch for a year
>>38167313#FUCKFLAREFRIDAYS#FUCKFLAREFRIDAYS#FUCKFLAREFRIDAYS
>>38167438Sadly, she said it won't happen
RIP Gene.
Wonka... had a hard life...
>>38167534Kiara panic made an advent calendar website and then sang O Tannenbaum in the micra collab with Fauna
>>38167197Heatfags are insufferable
RERUN
Gura you goddamn perfectionist
I hope Gura announces that she's graduating and that's why Ame is stalling her stream.
>>38167329>deleted meido...
>could've done it betterholy fuck Gura
AME CHAT NOT OPEN
WEGOAGAIN
>>38167633joseph go post your passive aggressive comments in the ame split.
>>38167329God Kiara is so beautiful
>cum with meuoh
>>38167079capitalism is the reason, those movies with decoration wars in the neighborhood didn't just pop out of nowhere
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38167684Feeling FANTASTIC, thanks for asking, Me.
>>38167626cute and pretty
Go Gura!
>>38167552i feel ya, its like a lullaby
>>38167682I think what she's doing is super funny... lecreativetroll
....Ame is actually listening to Gura, isn't she?
>>38167664Ok jew
It's my birthday today :)
>>38167388I put a Subaru doll on a segway
>>38167714
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gura is literally my wife
>>38167766Maybe she put her stream on but at this point she's probably fallen asleep
wtf you doin Ame?
>>38167743Shut the fuck up cunt I'm busy watching Gura
The rest of Myth, Marine, Shion and Aqua are going to open Gura's door in exactly 15 minutes.
>>38166469>Sane man melts down over his manipulative anime streamer being called out on an imahe board.
gura big head
>>38167684Feeling pretty good, Motoaki-san, gonna need you to drop that 4th Fes roster soon, we already know about it.
>>38167766Yes, that's pretty obvious. Ame has streamed while still listening to Gura before, she loves her karaoke.
Stop watching Gura and stream already Ame
>>38167766That or she is fixing her save data in Pokemon, there has been an issue lately where the save file for the users gets erased or corrupted
>>38167574
>Ame delayed so I can attend my work meetings without missing anythingI love you Ame
Ok, Ame usually gave updates at least on Free Chat.What's going on here?
Okay okay okay hold upGura mentioned three things that prevented her from streaming in November>An "ongoing personal issue that she will probably never talk about">Spending time with her family>Her healthThe order of these mentions implies that the main issue that's causing her to go missing is NOT her health.What the fuck is it, then?
JUST DO IT
>>38167803Waiting for Gura to announce her retirement at the end of the karaoke
MY NIGGA CAME THROUGH TO THE PARTY
Not only she picks boring songs, she proceeds to sing them twice. Amazing.
>>38167788That's cheating. Defeat her properly.
Gura is my wife, my goddess, and reason to live
>>38167198I kneelI squealMy rrat isn't realI copeI mopeChumbuds handed me a ropeI sitI never sprintI belong in a hot wheelI smell like analMy oshi is a /vt/ generalI am... A Gura anti.
>>38167841make me
>>38167498GET OFF MEWOOOOOOOOOW
>>38167811and rape her because they don't know she's streaming
>>38167329Meido??????
>>38167808basedo
>>38167865A-men
>>38167868zoom zoom zoom
>>38167857me
>>38167841>Stopbut I want to listen to gura siiiiiing
>>38167284Nothing. She talked about spending time with family and health issues she won't go into detail about but has said absolutely nothing about why it was just manager tweets/retweets/shilling over the past two weeks.
>>38167684great
>>38167857She's taking care of a bed-ridden Ina.
>>38167857She's going through a divorce. With me.
>>38167865He was watching Anya at 3 am, now that's dedication.
>>38167684
>>38167865BLESSED
>>38167804The only numbers graph that truly matters.
>>38166915polka doesn't hate kikes though
>>38167313
>>38167870That was beautiful, thank you anon.
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN...
Apologize.
>>38167329There was a pretty cute waitress cosplayer at Anime NYC.
>>38167785>MichaelIt's your birthday today!Cake and Ice Cream, are on it's way.
Is Christianity the best religion? Why does Islam and Judaism not have soulful songs like this during their special holidays?
>>38167329Does the meido know something we don't? Is this a future doxpost?
Ame doko?
>>38167865Based
How fucking long is this song
Sorry teamates, Ame is busy fucking me so the stream is delay for a bit. Coming right up soon
>>38167854probably fell asleep the dumb cunt
JGBFWDo we kneel to cunny again?
>>38167631I ain't even a chumbud. I couldn't care less about Gura. And I couldn't care even LESS about how some of the streamers decide to take time off. Ina, Gura, Ayame, Haachama, Sana, anyone else that has an irregular schedule or takes extended unplanned breaks. You are just another number (and if you pay for memberships, a dollar sign) for them. The fact that you would get parasocially attached to them in a way that you feel personally insulted that they are not actively streaming for your entertainment is sad. Get help.
Where is Ame...?
>>38167977For what? She's just gonna leave again you never learn
>>38167865Amen
>>38167857>What the fuck is it, then?Well, what do you think?
>>38167832The official channel will announce it later at around 1900 JST
>>38167853Nah it was for Gura
>>38167701How he went on without Gilda all those years I'll never know... she kinda reminds me of Gura too...
>>38168003youre too young to be on this site zoom zoom
>>38167992Yes, from HoloEN3
>>38167989Songs with instrumentals are haram, right?
So sad and depressed when Gura goes on one of her frequent breaks. Instantly cured and fall even more back in love with her as soon as I hear her voice. How does she do it bros. She's too powerful.
Is Gura actually the GOAT singer of Hololive? She sounds better than even Pro Singer Irys
Gura is a shark
>>38168003AS LONG AS IT NEEDS TO FAGGOT
>>38167992It's Alice
Gura when she tries is such a good fucking singer.
>>38167992That's Alice
My wife. Soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGl85VrzmI
Imagine an EN 3D live where they all get to sing songs from old musicals.
If you claim to like winter, you've never experienced true winter. -40 degrees is true winter, and it's the most painful thing imaginable. You can bundle up all you like, but a gust of wind on a day that cold will cut clean through it. You'll take one breath in through your nose and every one of your nose hairs will freeze. In a handful of minutes your eyelids will freeze together from the moisture in your breath. You'll lose feeling in your legs in under 5 minutes. Stay out for 10 and you'll get frostbite through your gloves. Stay out any longer and you might genuinely hurt yourself permanently. And my neck of the woods gets about two weeks of days like that.True winter cannot be enjoyed, it can only be endured.
>>38167870Somebody vocaroo this please.
>>38167989This ain't really a Christmas song, but I know what you mean
>>38168003She sang it twice, dipshit.
>>38167956EN3 better have another brown holo or I'm gonna go postal
>no Padoru>no feliz navidad>no all I want for Christmas>no Last Christmas>no Santa-sankinda mid ngl
>>38167871No
>>38167989Hava nagila is kind of a bop desu
I am jealous of you Cumbuds that your oshi sings like that
go gura go!!
I LOVE HERI LOVE HER SOOO MUCH
Fuck it, Im bringing out my good whiskey for thisI kneel, cunny shark
>>38167857She's an avoidant zoomie with le anxiety. That's the ongoing personal issue.
>>38168050Did you know that Pekora bought a fucking monkey?
cute
I just realised I may have been underwatering my garden for the past year
>>38168053proof next thread?
>>381678571 and 3 are the same3 is actually her pc broke and parts didn't come in time before she went away for 2
>>38167918Based retard
>>38168049No you're just pathetic
AME CHAT OPEN!
>>38167870>Not "I'm a barracuda"Your rhyme reps...
Reminder that all of Gura's health issues would be solved if she stopped drinking alcohol and ate properly.
>>38168050Nah, it's Ame
>>38167865
Genebros...
>josh groban
>>38168076There will never be another brown holo again after Sana and Irys 1.0
>>38167329Sorry, that one’s already taken by Kiara.Like, actually. She claimed that one for marriage
>>38168050>nyeh nyeh nyeh Iwys worse than GuraThey're both good
>>38168077>>no feliz navidadI NEED IT
DENIED GEINEFAGS
>>38167865eh i hate christbots. keep your fucking dead jew on a stick out of my chinese cartoons
these songs are fun and all but when is gura gonna put out a midwest emo math rock post-hardcore prog melodic death jazz metal album
This karaoke is giving me memories of Kenny Loggins' "Return to Pooh Corner" album. If Gura sang Return to Pooh Corner I'd probably fall on the floor crying.
this stream is underwhelming
why is this happening?
>>38167839If she’s streamed while listening to Gura doesn’t that imply that isn’t why she hasn’t started?
>>38168118stop that
>>38168126retard
WHERE IS THE AME?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YXxxwdFV4
she did it! she spelt it!
>>38167865Hololive is Christ's greatest weapon for truth, purity and joy in this world
>>38168118Fucking lying chumbud this you?>>38167179
>>38168022How is it not basic fucking courtesy to keep your FANS updated when you go missing for a WHOLE MONTH and your entire fucking career is built upon being a DAILY STREAMER?
CREEPY CGI TOM HANKS MENTION
>gura>whiplash
>Polar ExpressThat creepy movie?
>>38167857>>An "ongoing personal issue that she will probably never talk about"She mentioned this before, it's not news
>the new VA knows how to spellRUINED
>delays stream>by only 30 min>takes a napI don't understand people like this. I know people that think they can "just take a quick 30 minute nap" and every time they oversleep, and are surprised it happens every time.
>>38168119damn you're right I miscounted
But will Gura the QUINTESSENTIAL christmas song?
JOSH GROBAN LOVE
Hello friends, how's goober and where's ame? On break at work
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
KINO
>>38168050Delusional
SAY FAGGOT
BURGERS, OUR RESPONSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait this isn't Whiplash, but I am getting whiplash.
Gura is an American idiot...
>>38167865i'm close to figuring out the cypher he's using, but i still need a key to compare and make sure
>>38167989Yes, that's why they hate us so much
>>38168221>begginning
Luna was singing this earlier
>american idiotWill she say faggot?
GO GURA GOOOOOOOO
GO GOOMBA GO!
>>38168230GROBAN DEEZ
MAYBE I'M THE FAGGOT AMERICA
>>38168050its Fauna and Choco
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GO GURA GOOO
Amelia Watson is currently listening to her girlfriend, Gawr Gura, singing.She was supposed to start the stream but since they live in the same house (Gura has moved in) she is now listening to Gura's singing and talking from the corridor, while sitting on the floor because she loves her so much.This post is real and factual.
TIME FOR A REAL CHRISTMAS
>>38168160One day.
Burger bros... it's over...
>(((NEW MEDIA)))
Yab
When will someone sing Weird Al?
CALLING OUT THE HOMOGLOWIES
American idiots? The ones who watch JM daily?
>>38168068lol pussy, I walked to school in -40 degree weather with just a shirtI'm fat as fuck
She will say faggot
>Green Day outside of Dookie
>>38168119surprised she hasn't sang heart's barracudathematically fitting and anti-dramafags
Luna WILL open Gura's door after this song.
>>38167978>There was a pretty cute waitress cosplayer at Anime NYC.Yeah.Me.
Kek
>I don't want to be an American idiotThere are different kind of Americans...? That's new to me.
>>38168172It's not exactly a common occurrence, was just pointing it out. I'd be money that the half hour delay was to listen to Gura, but the longer we go with no sign of Ame the more possible it is that she literally passed out.
GURA SAID THE FAGGOT SLURCANCELLEDHOLOLIVE IS FINISHED
SAY FAGGOT GURA
>won't even say "redneck"FUCKING WEAK, GURA
>>38168242based this is a very American song
GURA NO THE YABS
https://youtu.be/mjX1YitA0cghttps://youtu.be/mjX1YitA0cghttps://youtu.be/mjX1YitA0cg
Coward shark
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Gura's in america?
>>38168296go BACK
>>38168318KNEEL
>>38168258 (me)Nope
GO GURA GO SAY THE WORDS
>>38168258Nope kek, not even redneck
Speaking, how come Reine is the most rock holo?
>Can I say half of this?
>in americaGURA NO
the irony of singing this song and not being allowed to sing the lyrics
>>38167857no anon it was>an ongoing personal health issue she will never talk about>spending time with family>PC brokewhat happened was her PC broke, then her health got worse (she didn't talk about this because it's personal and she doesn't like tweeting to begin with, and she's certainly not going to start doing it to talk about something she doesn't wanna talk about to begin with)the spending time with family is just something that happened since the holiday came upShe just figured that the notice she gave for the break caused by the PC breaking was enough for people to know and understand that she wasn't going to be around for a while
>>38168304Weird Al is, ironically, very protective of his covers.
>>38168103thanks for reminding me to water my clovershit's easier to take care of than a fucking cactus i swear to god
>>38168319>kronii longview karaoke, blazed out her mind
George W. Bush is watching this and crying
>>38168050It was Sana before she left...
RATE THE KARAOKE
When will Gura sing the GOOD Green Day songs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTHOfkdPIs
>>38168371luna...
>>38168362no, but I am in Gura
>>38167684Winning.
>>38168331Sorry I ate her out a little too hard and now she's just laying on the bed twitching
>Gura won't say "Faggot"Yeah, Hololive is not for me anymore.
>>38168248tfw no chuuba will ever sing Metallica on stream, all because Hetfield got assblasted about torrents twenty years ago
>>38168319This. Emo green day is shit.
>>38168319it's not like she's singing a weezer song or anything.
>>38167989Dude, there is literally a nasheed playlist on YT.And how can you forget this banger, it's a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sacs_S8P9kg
>>38168401both me
>>38168365She was thinking it
>>38168242None of us like establishment media.
>American idiotYeah, I'm gonna go watch an indie, cy@ cancuckbuds.
(((American Media)))
Guys, I'm from the future. Alice of HoloLegacy will cause the final yab.
OH NO NO NO BUSHBROS STATUS???
>>38167714The cosplayer is TOO accurate!
Based Gura calling out the zog media.
i thought gura was from the south, why is she skipping the word redneck? that's like a nigger not using the word nigger
gimme holopunks
>>38168323...unironically?
SHE WAS GOING TO SAY FAGGOT
>>38168242
Ame has sung this before so this is a Gurame song
>>38168416The Bush foundation now patrols hate with the ADL on Twitter
>>38168260Luna? The baby who can barely pronounce English?
>>38168434
>>3816822520-30 minute naps are amazing if you dont oversleep. Literally better than caffeine.
Gura just called me a faggot live on stream
>>38168444It's not like holos were saying faggot in the past you know
>>38168419I wish I was an American idiot/10
>>38168420
>>38168498Ina's unarchived karaoke of Killing in the Name was so good
>>38168291Gura's girlfriend is Shion
MORSE BROS WHAT DID SHE SAY?????
I got that album for Christmas when it came out and listened to it pretty much exclusively for like two months
>>38168519luna is by far the most based holo.
>>38168383yeah this
>>38168206Anon, the fact that you would be insulted or upset by this is disturbing. They have no obligation to appease you with details of their daily lives, or explain why they needed to be away for a while.Do you feel angry when your favorite movie actor doesn't explain why they've not been cast for a few years, or why your favorite band hasn't put out an album recently?If this was any other job it would be expected to say "do what your contract says and nothing more". If Cover hasn't specifically given them a tweet quota, then why the fuck would they? They owe you nothing. Don't be so pitiful.
GRADUATION SONG LET'S GOOOOO
>>38168323C H I C A G O
>>38168537how new
SEINFELD LOVE
MY GRADUATION SONGYAB
>>38168050Mumei sounds better in every wayt. hooman
>>38168065I’d pay good money for an EN rendition of a musical
>>38168546thats why shes bedridden now.. hardcore
>>38168526I bought this
This song reminds me of Ame
>>38168022>>38168566>reddit spacing
>>38168537
>>38168563Indisputable
>>38168401Holy based
>>38168537coco... newfaggots...
>>38168483I can't even fathom the shitposting if a holo named Alice ever sprouts into existence
>>38168537https://youtu.be/KjKB2Z75Dd4?t=868
>americans be like
>>38168620I miss this bitch...
>>38168519you must break through the baby filter to get the hidden treasure of hololive
So did you have the time of your life with Hololive Anon?
>Green Day>None of them are greenTerrible band
gura... i can't...
>>38168323please be in the metro Atlanta area
>>38168519Less singing more making noises alonside the song
>>38168620>>38168638>>38168643I MISS THIS BITCH
>>38168537Someone post it
>>38168645Exceptional? Yes, we know.
>>38168537https://streamable.com/cvbfg3
>>38168521Oy vey!
>>38168665The only good band is the Blue Man Group
>>38167329What was this
Dookie-era Greenday is leagues more enjoyable than boulevard of broken dreams Greenday
>>38168504>>38168583>>38168667No anon, sorry.I just like that AI generated KFP waitress image.
>>38168597this nigga more ancient than atlantis
Overunder one her playing Longview, Welcome to Paradise or She
>>38168620That bitch sure was cute...
>sings solemn song about moving on>upbeat and perkyGura...the song is supposed to be melancholic...
>>38168692cute
>>38168537Fucking newfagsNo surprise just the mention of a m*le makes /hlgg/ piss themselves nowadays
>>38168519
>>38168716EN3
>>38168665wait until you hear about the rolling stones
>>38168566Fuck you, I won't watch her or give her a single cent BECAUSE of her behavior and there's nothing you can do to make me.
>>38168624i love love love ina in the kiara outfitsuch strong assistant-manager vibeslike the perfect look for a character that is utterly loyal to the stupidest, goofiest shit asked of her by the manager
>>38168643I forgot how cute she was...
GURAS GOING TO GRADUATE
>>38168742
>>38168716Someone posted Gura's roomate's cunny
chum ojis...
>>38168607Throw one of the holo plushies in it and take a picture, when it does eventually arrive.
This is the most exciting song she's sung this karaoke so far and it's Green Day's slowest song.
GURA NOT THE G WORD
did ame die or something where tf is she?
Gura doesn't know about 401Ks...
>whats a 401KGURA WHAT THE FUCK
almost got a heart attack
>what's a 401kCOVER IS A BLACK COMPANY
kek what the fuck Gura
THIS BRAT
oji san...
Did she just ask what a 401k is?
>>38168715You will become a cute girl for me
>>38168771Good. Don't donate to millionaires. That's even more pathetic.
gura...
>>38168563Prove it
>what's a 401k
>didn't that come out in 2008Goobus...
THIS BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION
Do you forgive her?
good to see the sharks return is bringing in the reddit tourists again.
This brat
>>38168715alright then help us find a waitress ya faggot
>>38167956KETSU SUGOI
thats not funny goora
>>38168665>green day>none of them are green>some of their concerts are at night
>what's a 401k?Cover needs to hire these girls accountants. EN is literally going to be poor and homeless once they graduate.
AME SUMMONING RITUAL
THEY ARE
>>38168809oh nononono
Gura please contact a professional wealth management company.
GURA NO
Ame's original song.
Don't.
Ame...
AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME
EVERYONE ELSE TURN OFF THE STREAM THIS SONG IS FOR (ME)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DO NOT POST RYAN GOSLING IMAGESDO NOT POST RYAN GOSLING ASCII
GURAME BROSTHEY ARE
WHERE IS AMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
GURAME SONG
NONOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA I'M GONNA GOSSSSSSSS
>>38167865>>38167909>>38167949>>38168002>>38168030>>38168040>>38168062>>38168130>>38168194Reject the old gods. Your oshi is a goddess you may serve, but who serves you in turn! She will support you in times of weakness and give you the hope you need to continue on. Your old faith was built by old men who are dead and buried, with only scraps of paper to remember them by. But the light of Hololive burns brightly in our modern age, granting hope to all who choose to listen. Leave no space in your heart for relics of the past, and embrace the faith of the modern age.
Yeah, i'm thinking they are
AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE YOU
>>38168782Korone why
I will tell you since Gura asked42 yo hereIf you want some wisdom:oh nyo huhaha____ there's nothing here
Gura's literally stealing Ame's song. They hate each other.
>>38168797will do
The 401K is a complete farce, hope Gura hasn't bought/won't buy into that shit
Fuck off, niggermates, she's singing this for me.
I'LL KISS YOU GUUUWA
>>38168806>Cover Corp. doesn't have 401k...
>>38168806>>38168808>>38168809w-what's that?
BROS
AMMMMEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS
fuck...
Gura always sings the same songs, so how do we know she's not just replaying an old VOD?
401Ks are a trap designed to lower your take home pay with the promise of retirement money when it fucking won't happen cause the stocks will be worthless when you retire.
OH NO TEAKEKS DONT LOOK
THEY STILL ARE
Now I really miss Ame
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY ARE THEY ARE
>>38168806>>38168808>>38168809I don't think contractors are eligible for pre-tax withholding.
THEY ARETHEY FUCKING ARE
>>38168831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMnL558CRZ8
>>38168914true
It's not a duet you lame amesame faggots.
ame doko...
THEY FUCKING ARE
AME WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOSLING
Ame... please come back...
>>38168068Extreme heat is just as bad as extreme cold and anyone trying to debate which is worse has never experienced both.
>>38168809There's no way a Japanese company is going to bother setting up an American retirement management system just for, like, five people.
>>38168920why is it bad?
>>38168809>>38168808>>38168817>>38168833401k is for wageslaves who think they'll start enjoying life once they're done working.It's basically an extended "I just need to get through this week"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no....
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember when I used to go nuts over Gura's karaoke but I'm just not feeling it anymore. It all feels so same-y to me.
>>38168827You better never buy another videogame or watch another movie anon.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38168953Live hard and die in your 50s.
>>38168809>>38168865a 401k is an employer sponsored retirement plan. As cover is a japanese company, they couldn't possible offer it.What they would have to do is recommend they invest in a Roth IRA
>>38168993awwwgghhh ok guys
No... Gura don't graduate....
>Ame gives all her money to her mooching family, impulse buys random shit she gets bored of immediately>Mori orders takeout every day, buys thousand-dollar rags, paid her taxes twice over>Kiara invested in crypto>Gawr "what's a 401k" GuraEN is doomed.
ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>38168920Your personal finance reps....
>>38168949>it's ok when JP does it
>>38168904>Reject the old gods.fuck you andal shitthe north remembers
>Kith meSHE IS
>>38169016WDSDIB
>>38168904My god is a living god and will reign for ever. Your idols are temporary.
>>38168953Okay mr krabs, time for bed now
kith me...
I want to kiss Gura...
AMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is a 401k the thing were they match my stock investments?
BROS IM NOT FEELING TO GOOD
>Chumbus attacking 401k just because Gura doesn't have oneA truly grotesque, zombified fanbase.
>your oshi>is gurame dead?
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38168970>The Offspring>shitty horrorgameHmmm
>>38168851Waitress posted this soundpost here once. So they exist.>>25758023
Polkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGl85VrzmI
>>38168809The real question to ask is how taxes even work with cover being a japanese corpwho is she being paid by
kith me
AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38168050O MY 2 OCTAVE RANGE
>>38169062Did Kiara really invest in crypto? Gonna need a QRD stat.
FUCK OFF GURAMENIGGERS SHE'S SINGING TO ME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>38168809these girls probably don't even get 1040s
>>38169062At least with Kiara it was only a little bit. Her main focus once she's done will be renting out apartments/real estate if I remember right
>>38169062>Ina bought her own home>Controls her parent's spending>Was taught from an early age to be fiscally responsible from her dadShe's gonna make it...
where da detective @?
Gura just spat on me
>>38169044>Implying I'd ever spend money on any form of mediaEither way, shit analogy. What do you get out of donating that you don't get out of watching for free?
>>38168782Cute boomei
>>38169062>Ina's bank telling her to do something with all that fucking money and then going full oblivious and saying she doesn't care
>she literally can't sing this without breaking into gigglesThey really are...
I'm 28 and I haven't achieved anything in life worthwhile. Well, worthwhile for the others I guess
I think ame and gura should kiss
>>38168865Kiara had some crypto but pulled out before the crashSo she will retain some money and can buy the others as slaves once EN goes under
>>38169148She suddenly got a revelation. It came to her in a dream (read: she saw a YT video about it)
>>38169169>gonna make it>is deadwdhmbt?
>>38169062ina....gacha....
>>38168782Boomei cookie...
>>38168820You'll never take me alive.https://youtu.be/nxkGlz_IUbI?t=5
Are people seriously mad she doesn't know what some wagecuck scam is
>>38169155Bro they work the same way I do, they have special tax things they have to setup as foreign contractors.
>>38169151my bad bro it's all in good fun
>>38169155You can get all the 1040s you want from the IRS.
>>38169120AmeNever, Gurame is eternal. It will outlast Hololive and this board.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think me and Gura should kiss
>>38169166>Kiara will be a landlordCan't believe I'm going to have to kill my oshi during the prole uprising...
>>38169148She did but not a crazy amount. I wouldn't be surprised she pulled it out when kfp told her it was probably not a good idea
GURA IS BEING MEAN
>>38169147HiRyS!
>>38169134She's probably in the exact same situation as any other US-based remote contractor working for a country with a tax treaty, are you okay anon?
>>38169221The banks don't care if you're dead as long as the money hangs around.
CUTE
LISPBROS WE'RE IN
i cant take it anymore, i miss ame
>>38169120amei dunno man.
Klaus had a chance............
SouthEast lisp Gura isn't realShe can't hurt youSouthEast lisp Gura:
EN3 will have a lisptuber
Bros, how does one acquire a lisp
wait so that song is sung by a girl and she tells her partner to "bring your flowered hat"?what man would have a flowered hatthat song is LESBIANS
Kill this thread, sharkmeido. I need image slots NOW.
Never been kissed watchalong when???
>I don't have a lispit's so fucking over for me bros
>>38169120AmeNot even a scratch
MALES BTFO AGAIN
God i love her so much bros
LISPBROS WE'RE IN>If you're a cute girlNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry boys, Gura's a lesbian.
>dimplesI'M IN BOYS
GURA CONFIRMED FOR LOVING PIPPA
>>38169117It's a worse system.
pink rabbit cameo
>No offense Fa- Fellas
>>38168809>>38168865>Cover>doing anything for ENAren't the girls considered self-employed contractors anyways? They have to get their own health insurance and do their own solo 401k. Probably worth hiring someone to handle all this for them.
GURA THAID I'M CU- oh...
FUCK MALES
>>38169062Kiara was smart tho, crypto can go up again and she could easily duplicate her investments, she just needs to wait a little
>>38169062>Ina misplaced her 200 thousand dollar cheque in a 5 days old pizza box
>>38169023>crypto is a scam unlike my 401kboomers are fucking retarded, so are cryptozoomers
>tfw no dimplesNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
She's right, my childhood oneitis had a lithp
>>38169219>>38169259How the fuck are there people starting to invest in crypto NOW? What are they thinking?
>>38169166She'll be in a rude awakening.People think real estate is easy money just like how the pharmacist is only sitting in the back and counting his money
>if you have a lispI'M IN>cute girlI'm out...
>>38168050https://youtu.be/17dGch32hC0?t=206https://youtu.be/Bd0UQye6OxA?t=209
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN ON MY HEAD
>gets donald and daffy confusedDisneyadult...
>>38169258Can't believe I'm gonna have to put you down for standing up against my enployer/wife
>>38169346>>38169352go back
thylvester thtream when fellath?
Those raindrops? me.
SHARKMEIDO!KILLTHISTHREAD
>raindrops keep falling on my head>ame means rainHmm...
>>38169120amenever was alive, AmeRyS is the only legitimate couple in hololive
>>38168920Only because retirement is slowly being taken from us
I never get tired of this song or Spider-man 2
>>38169383Copium
>>38169389alright bitch so what do i do with the little money i do have
RAIN = AMETHEY ARE
Gura's son...
>>38169120if the rust crumbs powered up amerys that much how high do you think the gurame flag flies after an offcollab where ame cooked her a steak dinner and then they spent 2 hours singing love songs to each other
>>38169370there's no such thing as a solo 401k, by definition. A 401k is a tax-exempt retirement fund that is offered by an employer.
>Son
Gura has a son?
AME'S BEEN LATE FOR 30 MINUTESNO UPDATESI'M STARTING TO CONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN
This reminds of the spiderman watchalong with Ame...
GURA DOESNT LIKE MEN CONFIRMED! THE UNICORN QUEEN
>>38169062Kiara bought some crypto, but her main investment are 2 apartments
>>38169389>not just killing yourself when you turn 80gonna make it
It's the Spiderman song...
>>38169456based
>>38169062Actually if i heard correctly, she wasn’t actually paying double on taxes when she asked her accountant, however the fact that she felt the need to spend her money like that, while under the assumption that she WAS paying double taxes isn’t any better
SPIDER-MAN 2 BROS LETS GO>this had been stuck in my head all week leading up to this karaoke
GUYS REFRESH YOUR BROWSERS AME IS ON THE TELLY
>>38169383kek she will be left holding the heaviest bags, just watch
>>38169410No, she got the wrong Warner character. Sylvester the Cat, not Daffy Duck, who admittedly does have a speech impediment.
>>38169389My 401K is down like 20% the past two years let's goooooooooooooooo
>>38169401She's aware of all the maintenance stuff that will go into that. It also might be a family thing she does with her mother sister and brother
>>38169486yeah, me
>my sonWho?
>>38169489can't get mogged if you don't start stream
>>38169400IKR BUY THE TOP YOU FOOLS
She's singing this one real high this time
>>38169418What a massive pussy.
>>38169403>least insecure irystocrat
sharkmeido is gone....he hates gura now...
>>38169120GuraYes, I can't remember the last time Gura mentioned Ame. It's entirely one-sided at this point.
>>38169511bro I've read The Lotus Eater
Killing thread:You finally had sex with Gura, but in the end she would bite your dick off. Knowing this would you still do it?
yeah, it's Gura and I's child
>>38169401Euro landlording is genuinely quite easy anon
>i have dimples>i have a small lisp>but i'm not a cute girlwhere does that put me
So she's like actually pregnant?
>>38169556It is great like this. Wow.
>>38169483That's what I'm saying. They're their own employer if they're a self-employed contractor. https://www.irs.gov/retirement-plans/one-participant-401k-plans
>>38169383lollmaoSorry bro but I think the con is over. Crypto is on its intended pathway which is being a proper currency (read: no crazy volatile curves from hell to the moon)
>>38169494fun timesDid she ever watch the third one?
>>38169471buy acryllic stands
Yeah, me
is this an ame song
>>38169580What's the downside?
>>38169489Her pets had something happen probably
>>38169023Why would I choose to get payless?
>>38169546>Amelia "Disabled long ads for her channel" Watson.>Care about numbers
>>38169594-75 points
>>38169602yeah, with me (male)
>>38169594genetic dead end
>>38169120GuraDefinitely, Gura doesn't mention Ame anymore. She's over it.
>>38169619not yet.
>>38169594a faggot lol
>>38169594Test the hag market
>>38169594my wife (male)
BREAK IT DOWN
Will we get a GuRyS off-collab karaoke stream when goob goes to Zipang?
>>38169580just never stop having sex, its not problem
>>38169489Relax Kiara
You heard her? Kiss the shark
How does a 401k work with an overseas employer? Do japs even have 401ks
>your oshi>if she became seriously ill and needed a kidney transplant, would you donate one to her?
>>38169594lmao fag
I was suppose to be moving on. How does she keep reeling me back in?
I MISS AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the kind of thing you do to make a baby smile.
gura cute...
>>38169594anon...
>>38168565people can make as many narratives as they want but the situation is pretty simple.it's up to individual anons if they accept her continuing to be the way she is, including the bad stuff like this or if this is too much to deal with
GURA WTF
>>38169686Japanese pension system folded over a thousand times. Most of the country lives on pension.
>>38169580Based. Sex with gura never end
Gura has babies on the mind
>>38169602>he believed the brother watson lie
kek that was good gura
>>38169594+50 dimple cuteness+25 lisp cuteness-100 dirty male cuteness
>>38169594you're a decent artist and you have a cool rice farmer hat
>>38169594>where does that put meIn Fauna and Mumei's femboy strike zone...
Gura killed her baby and joked about it...
I missed it what did Gura say?
She actually is pregnant
god i love her so much
Holy shit that was fucking morbid gura
>>38169733that's not a narrative. that's what happened.
>being extra careful with baby jokes So the "Ina its in maternity leave" rrat is real eh?
guys i think Ame is actually dead
>>38169787Yeah, me.
>>38169753Sounds like a perfectly stable and good state of affairs that won't be a major crisis in a decade or two
>>38169787yeah, me...
meido pls the images
sharkmeido please
I hope cumbies are enjoying the last Gura stream of the year.
I thought it was treasure box for a splitsecond
MUSICAL BROS
SHAKIN A BABY NOW TWIST AND SHOUT
OH SHIT IT'S SEVEN RINGS
MY JAM
>>38169489i think its the stairs
>>38169829>>38169831Sorry, no special treatment today
>>38169809I think you misread his post
I miss when everyone in school would try to outdo each other with dead baby jokes
>>38169617Crypto's intended pathway is into the fucking trash, after these past two years not a single sane person will ever trust crypto as a stable form of currency which means it's pretty much dead.
WHERE IS AMECHU??
>>38169798She gave herself shaken baby syndrome from the wiggle.
>>38169062>>38169062You know Mori didn’t actually pay double taxes right?
does anyone have that drawing where Gura is giving a blowjob, but she uses her shark teeth and makes the guy's dick a bloody mess?
>>38169814my crackpot theory is home invader got fucked up and shes dealing with police right now.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't unhear Cory in the House interrupting this fucking song even 15 years later god fucking dammit
>>38169489She's just resting her eyes, relax
>>38169831is busy getting mating pressed by a big fat ugly ojisan right now
>>38169878that's still a thing in some places
>>38169686Japanese don't retire, they die on train or at desk
Ame will open Gura's door in 3... 2... 1....
>SINGER TIER LIST (UPDATED)Gura >>>>> Mumei >>> IRyS > Kiara > Ina > Bae > Kronii > Mori > Ame > Fauna
>>38169875ogey.jpg
>your oshi>mobage your playing right now
Gura wiggles give me life
Missed the first hour, she say why she was gone?
>>38169591Yeah, just buy a house and hope nothing breaks and that the neighborhood won't turn to shit in the next 30 years at which point you'll finally start making profitIf you own something you wouldn't be a landlord, you'd just rent out shit on AirBnB.
>>38169023Oh, this is the thing my dad complains about causing him to lose money in the 90's and he never trusted it again.
>>38169878yeah I told the corvette one to my teacher once and didnt get in trouble I think because he laughed a little
>>38169926that big fat ugly ojisan? you guessed it, me
I love Gura AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38169120MoriI don’t care but “They both sang this song at some point in time therefore THEY ARE” is less crumbs than fucking PekAnya.
>>38169226We have jews in here anon
>>38169961health hortpc horthanging out with family
>>38169062>mfw lucky enough to have childless relatives with 2 homes to inherit in like, 20 yearsAt least when I'm 50 I'll have a free like, $1,000 a month
>>38169961Baby hort...
>>38169789i'm down with that
>Schnitzel with noodlesok but that the fuck is this? doesn't sound like it mixes at all
>>38169961she made a pie, but she doesn't know if she baked it or not.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS AMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
>>38169952I honestly liked the gobble karaoke more than this
Ame I swear to god
>>38169952Based butSuisei > Gura > HoloEN
MARRY ME GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38168771I dont think Gura gives any shit about your poor bucks anon
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38169536Mine's up 2% in that period, but down 11% YTD. Good thing it's only like $20k.
>>38169820There's going to be a massive die-off of humans in that period when the older boomers go bye bye
>>38169814>>38169911>that noise from before yesterdays stream returned>ame neutralized the idaho killer
Has Ame ever done this before?
>>38169952being a Mori anti isnt in style anymore
Polka is amazing and cute
>>38169952Mumei hard mogs Gura
>>38169169Hasn’t Ina literally lost checks in her garbage dump of a room?
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUUT ME OOOOOOOOOOFF
>>38170052suisei is the ed sheeran of vtubing
>simple declarative sentence>simple declarative sentenceTHEY/WE ARE
>>38169963I can see you don't own property if you think fucking airbnb is a good use of your time and money.
INAMESCHIZOS
Iname...
>>38169880Cryptofags wanted this.They talked about freedom and shit like that without realizing this shit will lead to digital currency which can be controlled and observedYou won't be able to send your money outside the US anymore because you'll be paid in freedomcoin
INAME BROS????????
SUDANBROS NOT LIKE THIS
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUT ME OOOOFFF
>>38170095Supa Sunday turned Wupa Wunday yeah.
>>38169952this one is pretty bad even in terms of bait lists
>>38170095couple times. usually cuz she fell asleep.
>>38168967They dont need too
>>38169575>>38169659they had matching stream titles recently, retards
>>38170095This remix of Somebody I Used to Know? Gura has actually, dunno about Ame
>>38169062didn't Kiara mention buying ETFs a long time ago? If she dabbles in some crypto but mostly has a sensible portfolio that's fine
>>38170034>Originally brought from Europe to Israel by Ashkenazi Jews, schnitzel instantly became a hitHammerstein II definitely contributed that line...
>>38170096Mori is not a bad singer but the rest of EN are better singers
This song = Gurame vs Iname songI will ALWAYS remember it like that
Iname song
Ame actually thinks she started streaming 40 minutes ago and hasn't noticed she isn't actually live because she's paying attention to Gura instead of chat.
>>38170052I'll concede to this
>you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadnessliterally me
>inamehuh?
>>38170137roru
>>38169982classic
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
>>38170052Gura>Suisei>all other holosbut im not talking about singing
>>38170189kek
When is a Holo going to sing the REAL Phantom of hte Opera?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_qzjfkHI4g
I like the watamelon version of this song
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUUUUUT ME OFF
This fucking shark bros..