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37789580 No.37789580 [Reply] [Original]

I can be your gura

>> No.37789650

Petra would need to
>Forget how to play worthwhile, non-fratty college boy instruments
>Forget how to sing on key
>Forget how to draw and animate
>Stream 70% less
>Be so unreliable and inconsiderate that her Branch-mates exclude her from any worthwhile branch project
to be Gura

>> No.37789848

>>37789650
She’d also have to stop being a whore.

>> No.37789865

>>37789580
No you can't
https://youtu.be/hd0rZHNHUqQ

>> No.37789941

>>37789848
You confused her with Gura. Don't worry, it also happened to Alban
>>37789580
Please don't reduce yourself to that trash's level, Petora...

>> No.37790880
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37790880

>>37789580
You Will Never Be Gawr Gur-

>> No.37791236

>>37789580
petora is so boring that her colleges had to gaslight the viewers to believe she somehow is amazing offstream

>> No.37791555

>>37791236
meds, petraschizo

>> No.37792562

>>37789650
She also has to stop being a chink slut.

>> No.37794058

>>37789650
You forgot the most important thing
>Be entertaining

>> No.37794217

>>37789580
I tried to watch her a couple times when I started getting interested in NijiEN and I had to stop watching the stream each time because I was so bored and I found her vanilla humorless glass jaw personality so off-putting. I'm fine with other people liking her but she's not meant for me.

>> No.37794357

>>37789941
Uhh gura doesn’t collab with a bunch of dudes… by default that takes petra out if the running for a gura replacement, that also takes all if nijisanji and vshojo out of the running, better luck next time though

>> No.37794588

>>37794357
Thank fuck, it would suck if Petra was a lazy whore like Gura. Hope she finds that replacement soon though, kinda sad Gura doesn't want to be Gura anymore evidenced by her lack of streams and Myth distancing themselves from her.

>> No.37795016

>>37794217
I don't watch her much but what exactly do you mean by vanilla humorless glass jaw personality?

>> No.37795710

>>37794058
But Gura is not entertaining...

>> No.37795843

>>37789865
Really should have just said Gurin and Gura are nearly the same.

>> No.37796220

>>37789650
incredible how you said so much and in every single thing you got it wrong. This is the level of this board

>> No.37796253

>>37796220
wait im retarded, you were talking about gura

>> No.37796345

>shits on her own design because nobody wants to watch her

>> No.37796511

>>37796345
Whose? Both Petra and Gura's designs are 10000/10, especially Petra's.

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