/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Cumbuds cannot lose edition.
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat

Previous thread: >>3711600

Lazy recycled image I use every Sunday because CUMBUDS KEEP WINNING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3769771
Hold Fish. You'll thank me later. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3769810
Well, she can't go down at this point obviously and sooner or later she will stream and go up, so yeah, höld

[Anonymous No.]

>>3769771
Props to Rin and LoliBaba

[Anonymous No.]

CUMBUDS ARE GAAAAAAAAY!

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>>3770201
bend over fag

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I worry I'm going to go the way of the rropeman, everyone makes the same dividend plays so the only way to ascend is autism fueled day trading but 5% gains are so depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3770265
I RATHER BUY TOWA THAN BE A CUMBUD!

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>>3771048
Kek, Towafag is even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Never hold Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>3769771
>>3769771
>>3769771
ANSWERS TO CREATE YOUR ACCOUNT
ogey
pain peko
abayo
inggerman
towa
Luis Suárez

[Anonymous No.]

Always sell Towa

[Anonymous No.]

This thread isn't safe until BIG FAT DIVIDENDS is posted.

[Anonymous No.]

SMALL CUTE DIVIDENDS

[Anonymous No.]

BUY AYAME NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Don't watch Towa

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna buy coins but everything is expensive ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3773347
It's always like this, you're just poor

[Anonymous No.]

did inflation somehow get worse with the new update? inflation wasn't this bad with the last round of dividends right?

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>>3773347
I suspect we've hit an economic wall. There's so much fucking divvies at the top that any dip after adjustment can be bought without ever selling anything, bringing it back up. We had our post-divvies low and nobody cared, just bought more. Red Monday won't come, if something dips you just hold. Rising coins get sold a bit but ultimately get bought again. It'll only ever get worse, expect Gura unironically hitting 10k next month.

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>>3774106
with each round they get more and more divvies, anon

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>>3774142
The only "solution" (proposal) I see (people will hate it) would be to have divvies be a pot which can only be divided into so many coins. At the rate they're inflating, coins which don't move much in terms of volume will still see increases. It would solve the "just buy the strongest coin and wait" issue. The rich would stay rich because they control huge amounts of the market, but money would distribute a bit more evenly to lower valued coins.

Delicate issue is of course the size of the pot and what it ties to.

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>>3774292
>Delicate issue is of course the size of the pot and what it ties to.
Superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3774429
I'd like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stop being poor lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>3774106
I dunno, you tell me.

>>3774472
the window from creating an account to getting 5-10k more with the next account is shrinking, and fast.

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>>3774500
How much new account get now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3774888
it was around 25k last week when my buddy made one, I'm sure we've hit 30k since then.

[Anonymous No.]

the rich get richer...

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>>3774888
I started at 22k and that was 9 days ago. Since it's based on the average value of stocks, it's definitely gone up.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys? Can someone remind me why the fuck I bought azki? Feels like i was drunk or something

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>>3776801
She's going to the moon at adjustment tonight.
She's releasing an anime MV on her channel next week and you're buying early.
One of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm coming for you Candy Kingdom National Fund

[Anonymous No.]

>>3774106
Everything compounds and cascades, there are people making anywhere from 500,000 to 1,000,000 in dividends every week now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3776801
Just hold her for another week for +$1000

[Anonymous No.]

>>3776801
she's about to get a huge mv.
probably got in early to hold until the adjustment?

[Anonymous No.]

The market is going to be so fucking green tonight holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

@Nasfaq Helpers Anon
scripts fuck up when dividing by zero

[Anonymous No.]

I already did, waiting to drop a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think we can make it to the point where the are so many Gura shares in circulation where her price with almost be solely be dictated by adjustments? Something like one buy only raises her price by $0.20

[Anonymous No.]

sell flare

[Anonymous No.]

Just buy Gura
It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3771839
kek retardchama

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>>3783935
BUY BUY BUY! I need the stock to crash !

[Anonymous No.]

so how is the difference between bid and ask prices calculated? Or in other words, how is it $12 for Kanatan, $7 for polka and just $3 for Ina?

[Anonymous No.]

congrats on passing me TFT, I knew you could do it~

[Anonymous No.]

>>3784986
Most likely based on shares in circulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>3785321
checking Gura, yeah, this must be it.

[Anonymous No.]

to combat inflation, add gacha/store/auction house so that people can buy/roll/bid certain collectibles/items/png which can be displayed in their profile.

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>>3786122
the top 10 will just buy all of it and inflate just the same the week after happily, new players will fuck themselves to get them and tryhards will just never touch them "(((because my oshi is money)))"

[Anonymous No.]

BUY MOONA

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>>3786372
still a money sink, and buying them all is impossible if you make it a hoarding game. 100x of a certain item representing your oishi will make a dent for top players. you can set it up as 10k/5k per roll/buy and everyone can participate

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>>3786512
you know the top players are at the top because they treated the game with close to real-life autism to get to the top, right?
And you think a money sink would work with anyone who hasn't officially given up already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3786603
going by that logic, embracing inflation is the way to go then, big numbers stimulate the brain. I still like my store idea though, my collector itch still craving for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>3786925
I like it as well but I don't believe it would solve the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Selling all my coins now. I'm going to invest on the emerging market index named Nijisanji. Adeios bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3787874
abayo thanks for the bump

[Anonymous No.]

Yes add a (((store))) so I can take 1st place on the leaderboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3786603
Stuff like that would be targeting the theoretical average player who logs in at random times once a day to buy and sell without rushing at adjustment time and wants things to spend on.

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>>3778425
Accidentally checked if the dividend instead of the divisor was 0. Just check the git again for update. Won't display the % now if the dividend is 0 now either as it'll just be -1% and I don't have time rn to make it just display 0. If I find time I'll update it so you'll have to look at the git as I probably won't post about it in the thread.

Also threw in an option to toggle the theoretical garbage that's outdated. False by default.

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>>3785084
I haven't just yet. Unfortunate its after you graduated

[Anonymous No.]

Why is valued Gura at 6k despite not streaming on her channel for around 4 days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794462
dividends makes the most money for the mahority of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794643
Yeah but did she just never dip below 5k?
I was confident that break would deinflate her a bit but her value only got higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794789
No stream means she goes down, BARGAIN, everyone buys and she goes back up. I bought another 20 today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794789
Everyone's divvy money will continue to prop her up + she gets sub ticks fairly frequently to keep her afloat

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794789
Because consistent or similar daily numbers result in little impact on the market. If you wanted her to go down you'd need good day and then for her to have a bad day, then a decent day and repeat the cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794462
Last night collab saved her

[Anonymous No.]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3795355

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>>3795355
She barely made it to D1 last time she did this, and WE is a worse map. What makes her think that she'll make it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796669
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that NENE got 1.1 million views today and bought 12 times before checking

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797408
I've had this happen with gacha games where I dreamt I got a character I wanted and then got depressed when I woke up and realized I didn't get the cute waifu png.
I need meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3794260
ah yeah somebody started buying okayu right after I made that post, I look a bit silly right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798279
You still have a ton of liquid sitting around don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797408
you should've bought 16 for a place on the oshiboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
WASTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
wasted get

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000

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>>3800000
literally the lamest get ever gotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
>On-topic GET
Good job, anon. Still kinda wasted, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
What a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
sad

[Anonymous No.]

stop it anons you're hurting muh feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THAT GET YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
nice get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
At least we can all use this time to remember better gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
Oshicoin chad so not completely wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
based oshi get

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800000
Oshichad just keeps winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799731
$796,079
m-maybe I'll just keep overinflating okayu haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800406
premium cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800179
you rang, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

He has enough SPARE money to straight up buy any oshiboard if he wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800507
it took the top 10 around 8 days to catch up when he made the first million, they'll all be there soon if nothing changes.

[Anonymous No.]

Ha-ha indocoiners on the roope

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800591
I have 10 indocoins and I will profit 100 dollars from them, stay poor

[Anonymous No.]

this is a thing? when is this a thing? Am I unknowingly torturing myself in the market all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Please please be a fucking red day I need to buy coins already

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800609
You wirr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800718
no need to worry anon, the compact view came in the latest update

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800406
Invest in divvy buys and just slowly increase your stockpile by 50 every week. I usually try to limit myself to 10 on dip days and post dividends, and 5 on other days

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being top 3, selling everything and buying 2000 Anya for no reason.
>>3800718
What is this witchcraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800745
I got bad news for you. red days lasts for 3 cycles tops now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800787
I only go UP

[Anonymous No.]

All of my coins are massively above their mean purchase price and I don't even know which ones I should sell and which I should just hold because they're not going back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800799
OH. That button opens a menu, I always assumed it just opened a search box, I don't think I've ever clicked it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800819
you do

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>>3800718
Devchama here, added this update, you really should read through the info page and the changelog for the update. You might know most things already but something might've slipped by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800801
more than enough think of my pregnant wife anon my networth doubled and I somehow got poorer we need carts to buy bread soon AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800824
mean purchase price doesn't mean anything, everything goes up!

[Anonymous No.]

>They bought Ayamy and Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura dived

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800882
thanks devs. beautiful qol improv. i really need to learn how to read too

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800951
They actually fell for the fake Aqua tweet

[Anonymous No.]

Real time trading really does make me feel like a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

6k peko, 6k holo. Suzy please do a 900k celebration stream, I need more money.
>>3801008
I want the queue view back for that reason, watching FUD work in real time is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>Everybody I wanted to buy went up
>No other investment opportunities
I guess I'll just sit on liquid or start pumping oshicoin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801058
You can check the market graphs and see the price go up

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801073
i mean, rhomboidcoin dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck did azki go down?

[Anonymous No.]

No, I won't take my fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801125
Yeah let me blow all of my liquid on 2 Guras.
I'll get right on that. I already bought more Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>10 minute timer now means i can do more trades
>downside is that it means i can play more
Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800801
More like, 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801058
>he doesn't enjoy watching the graphs move up in real time

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801121
That's not as funny though.
>>3801125
Discount goomba, BUY MORE.

[Anonymous No.]

I
CAN'T
BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801170
also bought one just because its red, dumping her ass later maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>2,900 shares
urgh

>>3801219
timemachine-anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801219
Stop being poor

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of miss the "Fuck you zhonk" we get every adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801219
you have no money for the priority queue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801225
This image makes my brain hurt, I hate it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

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>>3801058
>>3801187
I am currently working on adding a "Recent History" section to the activity page which would kind of mimic the queue of the past, also reduce the load of having to see thousands of transactions by default. Should be implemented soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, Devchama here, serious question, does the 10 minute cooldown feel alright? We're probably not going to change it any time soon since it's too soon to really call for any changes, but how is everybody feeling about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>select all pictures containing Takeshi's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
i like it
i feel like lightning mcqueen

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801299
FUCK YOU ZHOONK! I"M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BITCH. pls do a matsuri incident 2.0 pls

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno if it's just me but the market seems to recover from spikes way quicker now, which is good because I'm out of liquid

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>>3801299
if we make it to April 1st somehow I want every buy and sell to play the greeting of the chuuba, buying being normal, selling being slowed down (or even better otsu-xxx)

then you can finally shizo the whole market without scrolling

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh my buy and sell orders aren't going through? I thought the site was supposed to be fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
I keep forgetting it was changed so I "waste" time. My own retardation is my only complaint, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801387
i want to fuck the menhera and stick things up her urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801406
Sui-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
10 minute cd feels perfect right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801407
stop being poor

[Anonymous No.]

>buy Luna
>that's it that's the post why the fuck did I buy Luna I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801463
>sui-chan waaaaaa
>waaaaa
>waaaa
>waaa
>waa
>wa
>wa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
I am clicking a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801406
This should just be a normal opt-in site feature

You can get the mp3's here https://www.myinstants.com/search/?page=1&name=Hololive

add them please zhonk

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801518
hold for the "costume reveal", you'll get your profits next month or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801406
>waaaaaaaaaaaa
That would be a glorious day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801584
>every single Rushia-buy at adjustment
I get it, you want to defeat your opponents

[honk No.]

>>3801584
>https://www.myinstants.com/search/?page=1&name=Hololive
thank you for this...

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all watched AZKi and didn't just profit from her.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a lot of money from Coco, I'm DEFINITELY jerking off to this bitch RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801584

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
6 "Cycles" an hour feels much better than 4, but it doesn't feel like I have UNLIMITED POWER to buy whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685
How you can profit from something that isn't even gone up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801332
I click lot me enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

Grant me the forbidden power of 2 trade a cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685
I don't even know what an ASCII is

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801784
gotta agree, I miss my showercycle routine but this is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801796

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685
what's an ass key

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801652
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/haachama-screaming-58636/

holy shit my ears

[Anonymous No.]

Which time for the adjustment?
http://poal.me/8yphr7

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801843
why so many options

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people buying Towa again? Bad dividends, no stream today and will be taking a break? I just dont get it. She is up by 80 shares.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we charge for trades already so we can stop everyone buying everything.

[Anonymous No.]

She's, dare I say it, glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801806
I'm being less productive than before but it's honestly great
>>3801843
The usual adjustment time fixed my sleep schedule, I'm fine with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801584
>all of the Rushia buttons are just her screaming
Ahh, home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801871
choose all that you'd be fine with I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801872
DON'T FUCKING BUY TOWA

[Anonymous No.]

It feels like no one is selling shit and everyone is just holding coins and making every single coin balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801843
Why are we changing it? 1 am works the best and now it is over by 2ish.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone vote 4 EST so the burgers have to suffer for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801913
That's how markets are supposed to work yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801874
hell yeah brother, fuck the poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801913
You should see what happened to TSLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801956
Not even about the poor! It just takes money out of the market.

[Anonymous No.]

Sui-chan wa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801872
comfy
unlike gorillacoin
DON'T FUCKING BUY KANATA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801913
you're not looking at the right coins then, anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801982
how do you set that up that is fair for the poors and the rich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801986
reverse-psychologychama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801989
I literally have 22 unique assets. You guys don't think it is abnormal that coins like Lamy which was sitting at 1.5k a week ago is just casually sitting at 2.2k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802021
0.0001% of networth

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802052
nothing to see here, just dividends

[honk No.]

Hi guys - we've had, so far, two successful adjustments and people are seeming pretty pleased with the optimizations we've made. I'd like to respectfully ask you guys to help us spread the news to anons who may have quit because of the poor site performance, to try and bring back the players we lost. More players means more activity and more fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801843
With a shorter trade cooldown, the current time is fine. No reason to change what works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802021
Give people a couple free trades a day or probably the best cut dividends down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802055
can't fucking believe they claim this was a tranny metaphor

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801913
That's Shioncoins in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802113
This is just gacha shit then. Fuck no jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
MOBILE SITE WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
sure no problem let me call them

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
Go promote it on reddit and remove the filter questions if you're desperate for players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802055
.0001% of 3m is $3 per trade....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802052
2.2k is the new 1.5. Unless you're Luna, then you're fucked forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802122
After reflection, I'm fine with this inflation. I will just take my oshi to 10k.

[Anonymous No.]

>Azki dropping like a comet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
I am never telling anyone! If more people play the higher the prices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802158
the fuck do you want, $3k for a trade? As in, lock the rich out of pennystocks?

[Anonymous No.]

maybe OP for the next thread add some dev notes or something? just so tourists/returnee can see the backend improvements

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802211
since I'm back to actively playing instead of getting drunk I'll note that for later when the thread is ripe

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802210
people lose more than that in normal trading, why add something that is pretty much useless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
The next OPs should have something eye catching that advertises the change so that old players might see it and come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801685
Even better, I watched her AND didn't profit off her

[Anonymous No.]

smart...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how to invest, but I know that Reine coin is coming up in a big way. Just looks at the prevailing factors and the over under on the market liquidity. You're going to want to buy now while the discreet utility corollary is bearish.

[Anonymous No.]

is diversity still a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802284
what's eye-catching on an imageboard about v-tubers? Lens-flare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802119
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
I bought Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802384
Thats alot of big words. Too bad im an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802429
that isn't the post I was replying to at all wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802408

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802482
Good that should be on the next one

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802384
ok mr big words city slicker, where im from i just know buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802482
add the changelogs on those squares

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802429
every day we're getting closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802384
I CAN'T READ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802408
maybe something like WHY WON'T KIARA STOP WINNING?! CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE! With a picture of Kiara and ollie, and lens flares

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802384
here's your pitybuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802384
>discreet utility corollary
i almost bought turkey until you said this
definitely a red flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802095
Add Chiima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802507
I offer courses at your local community college. It's BUY 301: Intro to Buy Reine Coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802482
I fixed it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I might buy one of every single coin just so I can make my portfolio a complete and utter fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKOS YOU NEED TO PUMP FASTER

[Anonymous No.]

civia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802630
sorry I'm selling right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802630
isn't 4,4k her new dedicated price point? *sells*

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802482
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802630
You're not my Priestess

[Anonymous No.]

3 more buys and 3 more sells please

[Anonymous No.]

my octocoin arrived in the mail
feels good to be scammed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802645
You should buy her! Her dividend legit doubled this week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802380
me when I accidentally misclicked Sell on Gura instead of Buy and lost $1000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802711
rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802720
your job is to buy low and then keep it at the daily price, making you money and bringing down your mean pp with it.
Here's what I got over two weeks holding octo

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802614
This is good but it should be a chuuba that's actually in the game. Someone do it with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802755
your pp is a hundred dollars smaller than mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802779
It needs to be Gura fucking the game literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802779
will this work? I'd get to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802755
>>3802811
I have a very small pp

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802827
BIG FUCKING IMPROVEMENTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802883
does pp even matter when you'd have to compete against tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really should buy Reine.
These numbers don't lie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802827
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85479513
Try this, it works because they're all high quality dividend coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802954
I have the even lewder one stashed

[Anonymous No.]

got 2727 in liquid, who do I buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802954
that's me in the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802980
So long as you add censors any version is fine. Wonder why the artist didn't put that one on Pixiv though, had to get it from a booru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802992
mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.]

>>3803028
might be a nude filter, some gentlemen spend all their day including cunny into otherwise sfw pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>3803052
It's also possibly a fanbox exclusive I guess.

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He has a patreon so that's probably why.

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tip: use the max price filter to only show all the coins you can afford

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>>3803083
Oh you mean because Patreon will deplatform him if someone reports his porn? Yeah that makes sense.

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>>3802052
We're experiencing a ton of inflation because Every week for every dollar on the market 0.3 coins are created (roughly) this means that no matter what you end up with more money every week and since the only thing you can do with this money is buy stock the demand for stocks increases, increasing the value. It's a bubble that is never going to burst because you can't do anything with this money but invest it so no one is going to backout even if the price is grossly inflated.

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>>3801685
I watched her, profited off of her, and bought back in when everyone else cried about losing money because they bought too late.

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>Somebody pumping Choco
Explain yourself.

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>>3803130
no need for the filter as I can purchase every coin anyway

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Flying awfully close to the sun here.

[Anonymous No.]

Pump Matsuri

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Wow, Reine went from a 3 / 18 to a 14 / 20. How did that happen? Wow. Those numbers really are bigger. I'm really thinking about buying Reine now. Just wow.

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>>3803792
Stop making me feel retarded for pumping Reine

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>>3803891
Never feel bad for making smart and informed investment choices.

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So is the leaderboard just broken atm? My portfolio value hasn't changed all night.

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>>3805072
Leaderboard doesn't dynamically update, just F5. Same with the oshiboard btw.

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>>3805255
Yeah, that did it. Thanks anon!

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compact view
nice

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>>3805619
>compact view
the only thing that could make this better would be if we could sort by the stats by just clicking on the top bar

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Everytime I sell one Kanata her price drops by $13. This is so fucked

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>King Buhi pumps Choco up to $1600 in what I can only assume is an attempt to steal 2nd place on Choco's Oshiboard
>She accounts for over half of his wealth
>Marine icon
Rude & Disrespectful.

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>>3806219
He might just abuse inflation to buy Marine with the resulting networth. Soulless and kind of a meme because long-term Marine will also inflate by a lot more but I guess our pirate would approve with collecting boobacoin.

also I wanted to post this for a bump but pic unrelated.

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>>3802827
make he tape measure an incline

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>>3802482
who is that

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>>3806302
Follow the pixiv filename, anon. It was commissioned by the chuuba herself.

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>>3806267
>Marine will also inflate by a lot
In what world? She will drop 300-400 max and people will then pump her up by 600

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>>3806328
thank you

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Overpriced Gura at $6241 has 36,08% div value. My smart buy Cali mean at $3933 has 32,49%.
Why do I even try...

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>>3806267
He would only gain if he got someone to buy his bags though. Once he starts selling the coin will plummet like a rock.

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>>3806479
show me one (1) recent example of a coin plummeting like a rock in the past two weeks. Whenever a price goes down by like $100 the vultures come flocking in

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>>3806531
Aki/mel

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>>3806531
That's only on adjustment though. If he's selling throughout the day I really doubt anyone would see choco @1600 a good deal. Maybe I'm overestimating anons a bit though

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>>3806561
dipped back like 50% of what they mooned, already rising again because their big event was right around divvies time anyways.

>>3806613
I've seen "worse" buys lately. Lots of them. Worse as in I wouldn't do them, but I somehow doubt they'll lose money on it.

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>>3806646
It's not like he's going to be making a lot of money off it anyways. There are faster ways to make money. Just look at coins like Holo/Chammers tonight. You could have bought as many as you possible could and would still be making 300/200 per coin

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>>3806693
the cruel reality of the current system is that good coins rise back way slower after an adjustment down, this morning you could've bought 6 Gura and sold them around now for ~$300-500 on average.

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tfw gura crash never, why even bother

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>https://twitter.com/ui_shig/status/1394130952964562946
Ui karaoke stream incoming BUY BUY BUY

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>>3806995
Anon....

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>>3806995
nice bait

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>>3807182
nice bait

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>>3806995
Bought anyways

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wait so all of you are seriously overbuying HER of all Holos? Finally some fucking red on the market again.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AZKI BUMP YOU GUYS PROMISED ME

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>>3802482
so fucking TINY non EXISTENT lags

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HOLY SHIT BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

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>>3808847
enjoy her eventual $5600 IPO

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>>3808847
Now that's what I call a good day.

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>>3808882
You WILL pump her to 10k and you WILL enjoy it!

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I am here to inform you that the shrine maiden's Valley of the gods has not been nerfed yet.

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>>3808933
I don't have the slightest clue what you mean but I'll just gonna buy miko in case you know something that I don't know

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>>3808970
nothing special really, she has like 1000 more live viewers but it's horsepussy. I wouldn't buy.

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>>3808993
Ill still buy a couple for the mere fact that i don't really have any plays. penny profits is still profit

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That soundboard someone posted earlier keeps getting better and better the more I browse it.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/polka-sit-on-my-face-49620/

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>>3809023
じゃり~ん

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>>3809039
just in case some anons are not enlightened already, use those sounds and create some OC so this board has at least something going for it.
even better r*ddit can't steal it

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>>3809140
What is this image of

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>>3809319
that's the 4chan sounds script which you use to hear images like this one

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>>3809351
It has an interface? Does it just get nuked my 4chanX or something

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>>3809365
might wanna update, mine even integrates neatly.

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>>3809384
I see how it is. I was using 4chan external sounds which is the original but 4chan sounds player is a new one that has an inline player. Makes a nice interaction if you hover over the image with bothing installed and inline player enabled for sounds player as well

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I prefer external sounds but I didn't realise the other one had an interface, that's nice.

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nijisanji parent company is planning for an IPO on the tokyo stock exchange, soon this sport will become real.

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https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1394262751644590080
Marine....

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>>3809642
I'd buy the fuck out of a COVER stock.

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testing to see if I can actually follow basic instructions

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>>3810004
works great, friend.

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New Thread - Shilling Edition:
>>3812642