open manifesto to /vt/

[xXTittytyphoon63Xx No.]

Hear me out, fellow degenerates and people that refuse vtuber cunny.

I want to borrow your assclap hearing-ears and booba-looking eyes to my little TedTalk here.
I have been lurking throughout these threads and I have come down to my senses and I’m taking out my copium out of my mouth and anus to deliver my own gospel.

I want to deliver completely unbiased commandments straight out of my ass and your oshi’s digital asshole.

1. Vtubers that rap and have big honking milkers are a straight S-tier. I have debated with other like-minded individuals and we have proven with science that oshis which fall into this category are the most premium.

2. Enough of Vtuber cunny. There is literally no reason for the “She’s 2D, so no probs” or “She’s not human anyways” to be made as arguments for your fetishes. “Loli”-esque vtubers should be treated with utmost dignity. I swear you shark cunny sniffers are actually eyeing the local playground like you’re the second coming of EDP.

3. Male x female collabs are fine. You just can’t handle seeing your oshi enjoying another male’s presence that isn’t yours, so cope harder because those akasupas and yearly subscriptions are going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37541158
I always knew you were based, Austin. Pablo was a clout stealing nigger. He doesn't deserve his fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37541158
There are better vtuber rappers than whori. Lurk more.
Cunny is great. Gura is not.
Only the third point is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

could you not call her "whori"? do you not like have respect for talent and booba like her? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37541158
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>37541158
now this pasta *smacks lips* mmmm *slurps* HMMMM, this. Now this is a pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>37542471
Who are you calling whori?