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How much would you pay for an onahole made from a mold of your oushi?

>> No.366282

100€

>> No.366294

>>366171
$100 I suppose?

Maybe a bit more of it was quality and not just a cheap collab.

>> No.366332

>>366171
If it's actually that then any number. More realistically it would be a parody hole and those aren't the best so not much.

>> No.366583

>>366171
>made from a mold of your oushi
do they actually do that? I thought those were all the same thing

>> No.366610

>>366171
Imagine how pissed Haachama's super christian mom would be?

>> No.366627

>>366171
>using onaholes
Yikes

>> No.366661

>>366583
Western fleshlights do it pretty frequently.

You have a few onahole made from jav actresses but they are much more rare.

>> No.366671

>>366171
I would pay a lot considering my oshi is a loli

>> No.366696

>>366627
Your missing out

>> No.366702

>>366627
go back

>> No.366706

I like the Hololive girls a lot but...this weirds me out for some reason. Could you imagine? Weird!
As someone who has never used an onahole before I guess 200 bucks?

>> No.366715

>>366171
I'd take a Polka one

>> No.366735

>>366696
>>366702
Imagine needing anything more than your bare hand

>> No.366786

>>366735
They are not remotely the same experience.

>> No.366807

>>366171
Depends how big it was. If it's just a cocksleeve then no more than 60$. If it's a full lower torso I'd be willing to drop 300$.
And I want it to be of the actual chuuba, not the stinky roomate.

>> No.366808

>>366735
Gripping you cock is bad for the nerves, onaholes train your hips and don't destroy you dick.

>> No.366819

>>366735
Need? No. It's a luxury item. Don't need it but they are great to have. Every women uses a dildo idk why some guys would deny themselves an onahole.

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>>366819
Not him but because I have really thin walls.

My neighbors already have commented about the noise of me jerking off. I have to stand in my shower with a white noise machine to get any privacy

I imagine an onahole would be even more noise.

Plus I'm lazy and aside from running water through it I probably wouldn't take care of it properly.

I would still buy an onahole from my oushi for collection purposes.

>> No.367302

>>367250
>My neighbors already have commented about the noise of me jerking off
I would have necked myself

>> No.367334

>>367250
seems like shitty way to live, sorry anonchama

>> No.367375

>>366171
>There will never be any hololive sex toys
How does it make you feel Anon?

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>>367375

>> No.367397

>>367375
There absolutely will be parody onaholes

>> No.367419

>>367375
Good, I actually like that.

>> No.367420

>>367397
Doesn't Japan have strict copyright laws

>> No.367524

>>366735
bragging about doing things half heartedly is dumb anon

>> No.367561

>>367420
There is literally a Nezkou mouth onahole with art that is clearly of Nezkou. Granted that's a character and Vtuber's do have a person behind them. I'm not gonna pretend to know JAP law but I think it can be made.

>> No.367587

>>367250
What, do you scream while jacking off?

>> No.367618

>>367375
I give it 2 years max until they cash in on the horny audience that they know they have

>> No.367650

>>367587
No. I literally just jerk off and they can hear it.

I can hear my neighbors full conversations and tv as well so I don't doubt it, but I figured that was quiet enough so nobody would hear.

>> No.367661

>>367618
Marine would definitely approve

>> No.367709

>>367618
I mean they made the oppai mouses and I forget who but who of the girls said they knew people were gonna use it for a tittyfuck.

>> No.367800

>>367709
What else would you use it for?

>> No.368148

>>367587
>What, do you scream while jacking off?
Sides in orbit. I imagine him deathgripping his cock while screaming "UOOHHHHH CHILD EROTIC" in his apartment

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>>368148
KEK thanks for sharing that mental picture

>> No.368233

>>367250
>>368148
>EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.368277

I don't think I would. I like Marine but I think it's better she lewd herself

>£6

>> No.368302

>>366735
Using your hand is not even comparable

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>>368148

>> No.368343

>>366171
Nah, I need a dakimakura of my oshi (onahole optional)

>> No.368446
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>>368343
>tfw no undressable dakimakura with onahole slots and self heating system of your oshi
Bros...

>> No.368448

>>367250
God, I want the artist of that Aki image to do skeb.

>> No.368458

>>368148
Please stop I am at a funeral and I just broke out laughing.

>> No.368606

>>368233
Holy kek, thanks for reminding me about that video.

>> No.368637
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368637

> haachama's onahole comes with an audio track
> It's her calling you a disgusting pig and laughing while haato makes uncomfortable moans

>> No.368642

>>368343
majority of them already have dakis

>> No.368653

>>368207
Is pikamee a lolicon?

>> No.368694

>>368653
She just likes to watch, anon.

>> No.368695

>>368653
A shameless one, yes.

>> No.368896

>>367250
>My neighbors already have commented about the noise of me jerking off.
do you scream like an animal doing it or something? holy shit

>> No.368982

>>367375
you really just need pay a chinaman $5 to plaster ur oshi into a knockoff tenga anon...

>> No.369070

>>368982
It would be just knock off.
No approb by your oshi.
It's not the same.

>> No.369119

>>368694
>>368695
Damn I always thought she was wholesome.

Also I would buy a pikamee onahole

>> No.369144

>>369119
>kettle noise with every thrust

>> No.369153
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>>369119
She is wholesome, anon. She is so wholesome she loves the most wholesome thing in the world: cunny!

>> No.369176

>>369153
unironically based

>> No.369303

>>366610
Is haachama a hafu?

>> No.369342

>>369303
allegedly

>> No.369450

>>369303
I believe I remember her saying that her mom was philipino in an unarchived chat.

Dad is definitely japanese though.

Either way both her mom and sister are cunts.

>> No.369713

>>367709
I need to see that clip. I'm betting marine would say that.

>> No.369756

>>369450
>filipino
Fixed anon.

>> No.370788

>>369450
>>369756
What did they do?

>> No.370827

>>369756
ackshually it would be filipina*

>> No.370832

>>366171
how do you make a mold of a virtual entity

>> No.370859

>>367800
Wrist support, Ina. I thought you already figured this out.

>> No.370871

>>370832
marketing

>> No.370916

>>370832
you examine their roomate cunnies obviously

>> No.370943

>>369303
she's a quarter british

>> No.370977

>>370916
nobody wants that

>> No.371057
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>ywn have a pekora onahole
off to rope myself boys

>> No.371271

>>370916
No one wants a floppy wrinkly onahole. Except that one guy.

>> No.371306

I would really like Pekora or Aqua onahole unironically

>> No.371332

>>371271
hag lovers would wouldn't they

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>>371332
hags are unironically superior and if you don't think so you've obviously never been with one

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>>367250
>Hey anon, heard you masturbating again. Wanna keep it down next time?

>> No.372005

I wasn't a huge fan of onaholes, bought 2 and they were an interesting feel but a lot of work up making it a bit of a hassle. Still sometimes miss it though.

>> No.372036

>>370827
Actually it would be flips*

>> No.372545

i would buy it but they should have voice lines as well. like making that pekora laugh when it detects cum.

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>>372634
>pekona

>> No.372691

>>372634
Okay this is gold

>> No.372718

>>366171
>onahole made from a mold of your oushi
We need Hololive Cosine Ma chin low pussy chart first

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>>367250
Did you try jerking off quieter?

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>>366627
you're right a full hip is better

>> No.373915

>>373836
Now show it in use.

>> No.373920
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373920

Noel anal onahole!

>> No.373941

>>371271
I do.

>> No.373963 [DELETED] 

>>368458
Put your fucking phone down, you unsocialized fuck

>> No.373970

>>373915
maybe tonight but this thread wont last that long

>> No.373986

>>372634
First of all, kek.

Secondly, this looks like it'd hurt.

>> No.374056

>>373970
Yeah, well I'll be waiting.

>> No.374065

>>367250
Do you live in a literal slum?

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>>367709
Holy shit spoonfeed me please?

>> No.374307

>>366735
If you're a permavirgin you want to upgrade eventually.

>> No.374314

>>374056
what if the thread 404s?

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>>366735
>fapping at all

>> No.374356

>>374314
Then I'll be sad, I guess.

>> No.375442

>>366171
Why can't we fuck the real deal?

>> No.375462

>>375442
You can if you try hard and believe in yourself

>> No.375483

>>374065
if he does then he could easily get slum pussy

>> No.375532

>>373836
Today I learned that I have no truly lived

>> No.375662

>>373986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm3vX3-RJkQ

I think that's the point. It would go really well with these sound bytes.

>> No.375683

>>366171
5000 pesos for a Pekora one

>> No.375729

>>369303
Would explain the bullying she allegedly experienced.

>> No.375788

>>366171
>Oh boy! New blue board all about vtubers!
>Second thread I see is hornyposting
Jesus christ go back to /h/ you god damn coomers.

>> No.375837

>>375788
I’m already cooming

>> No.375861

>>367250
I have a tenga flip hole and can confirm. It makes quite loud sucking noises. 11/10 product though, would buy again.

>> No.375906

>>367800
I didn't realize that people used them like that until recently. Ew. How small of a cock do you have where you can fit it between the tits on an anime titpad?

>> No.379768

I would love to have any of the following
> Pekora
> Lulu
> Aki
> Choco

>>372634
:(
I guess I deserve the pain for my oshi, peko.

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>>372634
>stick your dick in all the way
>"DO YOU KNOW PEKORA?"

>> No.382841

>>373836
it's time

>> No.387176

>>367587
kek

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>>367800
you should consider getting a mousepad with some kind of wrist rest. probably reduces the risk of strain or carpal tunnel if you're on a computer a lot.

>> No.390413

>>366171
Nothing, she is for cutes, not lewds

>> No.390759

>>366171
Nothing unless it was personally inspected by the oshi I want.

>> No.391127

>>366171
$400,000

>> No.395092

>>373836
based

>> No.399902

>>372634
Is this what it means to go farther down the rabbit hole?

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I'd take ever owning it to my grave, but yeah, I would.

>> No.406332

>>366171
I wouldn't but I'd pay like $2000 to fuck Haachama or Polka.

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For all you sex toy using dweebs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6h9JDTem0

Thank me later bros, I'm outtie.

>> No.407164

>>406332
>I wouldn't but I'd pay like $2000 to fuck Haachama or Polka.
Don't know if you are poor or dumb or maybe both. Some of these girls like Gura on a good day can make near $20,000 (though she has to split this revenue with hololive and youtube). She has already generated a total of $380,000 in superchats in only 105 videos. What in the actual fuck would make you think they would whore themselves to you for a tiny $2,000 and risk their reputation with other fans. Like why would you even throw out that number. Your offer would have to start in the 6 digits before they would even consider whoring themselves to you and we know you don't have that type of money so keep your fantasy to yourself. You've made all SIMPs look bad with that public offering for their cunny.

https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/superchat

>> No.412813

>>407164
anon would only last 5 minutes so he's effectively paying a $240,000/hr rate.

>> No.414721

>>407164
autism

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i'm surprised no one has brought up wamehole yet

>> No.415463

>>407164
>Some of these girls like Gura on a good day can make near $20,000 (though she has to split this revenue with hololive and youtube)
>anon talks about Polka and Gura
>autist talks about Gura's income
Polka goes days with no superchats, 2k would be a lot of money.

>> No.416094

I'd marry Polka so she doesn't need to whore herself out to Anons anymore.

>> No.416210

>>416094
porca orca...

>> No.416593

>>416094
Don't force me to fuck your wife anon...

>> No.421516

I stopped using an ona a few years ago after I found out that my dad used it without telling me.

And I found out because he didn't cleaned inside.

>> No.421657

Which Holo onahole would be the bestselling one?
Gura because cunny?

>> No.421688

>>421657
Cunny is only appreciated by niche cunnyseurs, so it wouldn't have the volume to be bestselling. Best bet would be for someone like Coco or Korone.

>> No.422039

>>369303
One of her parents is hafu English.
Dunno which. Probably mom.
>>372036
Actually it would be *flip flap floppy floo

>> No.422151

>>421516
You wasted a perfectly good father-son bonding opportunity.

>> No.422213

>>421516
I AM FUCKING DEAD

>> No.422235

>>421657
Aqua and Pekora probably

>> No.422347

>>422213
>EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD STRANGER!

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>>415409
cashing in my coupon now

>> No.422719

>>421657
Cunny is only good for small dick pedophiles

>> No.423447

>>422719

Here is your (you)

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I'd pay around $300 for one of Danchou's k-cup oppai so I can finally imagine what getting paizuri from her would be like ><

>> No.427973

So is her mom actually half-english/half-flip or is that just some rrat shit again? Isn't her dad a politician aswell aegedly?

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>>422719

>> No.428259

Imagine a Coco onahole in the shape of one of her horns that plays a "CUM MOTHERFUCKER" voice clip when you climax inside it

>> No.428276

>>366171
>>421657
hmm..
abibas-tier third-party chink chuuba onaholes WHEN?

>> No.428511

>>369303
>>422039
I want to cum inside a self-loathing hapa cunt

>> No.428635

>>366706
>it comes with their mascot and clothes
>ame fleshlight with blonde bush shaped and groomed like a mustache and her jacket on the base
>has a bubba image on top

>> No.428800

>>415409
>>422707
i hate it

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