/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Look at them paws

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suckle from mommy's teets

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy uuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

FAUNA PEG ME PLEASE UUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Countless anons forced to kneel after yesterday

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34231870

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>>34237467
What happened yesterday I havent watched her stream yet I wasn't able to catch it live

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>>34238203
She fucking WON

That's all she did she just fucking WON at everything she did, thanked people and ended the stream

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>>34238451
Based, I look forward to seeing it after getting out of my wage cage

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>>34238518
The only cage I know is the one mommy puts on us when we're bad...

[Anonymous No.]

SQUEEEEEB WITH MEEEEE VEEEEETEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Mommmyyy it huuuurtsss uuuuuuu

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>>34240284
I don't know what's happening here but I have a boner

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>>34240331
Sapling getting seeds

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>>34240284
what the fuck

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>>34240284
>"Shh... It's okay... You're my strongest little sapling, aren't you?"
uuuuuu mmommmy it hurtts so baaaaaaaaadd
>"I know, but don't worry. It'll all be over soon. Maybe I'll even take you out for ice cream afterwards if you're especially brave-"
>*deep gurgling*
moooommyyy p pleasse maake iiit s sttooooop
>"You're almost done! Just keep pushing! And remember, this is all completely natural!"
>*bones cracking*
aaaaaaahhhhh uuuuuuuu ppplleeeeeeaaaaasseee uuuuuu

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>>34243178

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>>34240284

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>>34240284

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>>34240284
I hate this meme and the possibility of it reaching Fauna bothers me deeply

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>>34240284
>>34243178
>>34243969
My question is, what the fuck is it even giving birth to?

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Are saplings canonically shaped like mini versions of Fauna? Do their voices sound like her?

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>>34244789
No but I think it'd be much funnier if we were

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>>34244789
I know they're supposed to be little sprout people, but I can only see them as mini crying faunas now
that means they're more fuckable

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>>34244789
The sapling life cycle is as follows
>Infant sapling sprouts from soil
>Infant sapling fed diet of baby food, compost, sunlight, and breast milk for one to two years.
>Infant sapling enters torpor, forming a "cocoon" of bark that leaves only its stem exposed.
>After two to four months of gestation, a fully grown sapling emerges.

At this point, sapling growth diverges down of one of two paths.

>The majority of grown saplings live for around two to three years before dying of natural causes or comical mishaps.
>Sapling remains decompose, fertilize the surrounding soil, and usually leave behind half-a-dozen seeds.
>Over the course of nine months, these seeds will germinate into infant saplings, eventually sprouting and starting the cycle anew.

Roughly one-in-twenty five saplings instead continue growing in response to environmental and social factors. They grow larger, develop female sexual characteristics, and become vastly more intelligent over the course of their lifespan. These saplings mature into kirins, who serve as the caretaker and shepherd of their lesser kin.

Truly fascinating.

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>>34244789
no

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>>34240284
Saplings are fucking deranged.

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I want to pat Fauna, I need to protect her

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Yeah, I'm starting to miss her. It hasn't even been 24 hours yet.

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>>34244789
probably sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fP0DidlV33k

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>>34247783
I start to miss her as soon as she ends.
It never feels like enough.

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>>34247991
We should grow our own Fauna at home. It's the only solution.

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>>34244086
Same. These faggots literally all need to be put down.

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>>34247173
>saplings
This is bordering on anti content at this point.

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>>34248471
N-No! Please! Let me go! I just miss my mommy! uuu-
>*BANG*

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>>34245428
Can we go back to Teamates being the fan base everybody wanted to molest
I'm only interested in being molested by Fauna

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>>34248509
>He says with a dozen threads about Kronii up every day on this board

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>>34244086
>still doesn't know how degenerate Fauna is

[Anonymous No.]

>rape saplings
>rape saplings
>RAPE SAPLINGS
What the hell, guys?! I don't think I could ever force myself on an effeminate little Sapling, his petite androgynous frame unable to defend himself from my groping hands and lusty attention. I would be remiss to kiss his soft, svelte neck and touch his slender chest and back. It disgusts me to thin how hard his tiny cock would get as his protests become moans of pleasure. My stomach churns at the thought of picking him up and forcing my cock deep inside of his tight, needy hole. Bile rises in my throat as I envision pounding him from behind, his wrists in my hands as his failed-male cock spurts useless loads onto the bedsheets from a prostate orgasm. And my thoughts are but of revulsion as I imagine what it would be like to cum deep inside him, emptying myself until I am spent as we both collapse, panting, covered in sweat, before we doze off in the afterglow. How sickening.

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>>34244120
Me.

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>>34245039
green beans are saplings, the palid ones are mommy posters

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>>34250368
>I don't think I could ever force myself on an effeminate little Sapling, his petite androgynous frame unable to defend himself from my groping hands and lusty attention.
KYAAAA! W-Wait! Stop it! Get off of me! Fauna!? Fauna-doko!? Help me mommy! H-He's- uuu!
>I would be remiss to kiss his soft, svelte neck and touch his slender chest and back. It disgusts me to think how hard his tiny cock would get as his protests become moans of pleasure.
N-No! I don't- Stop! Stop it! No! T-That... aaahhh~ S-Stop p-p-please- aaaaAAAHHHH~
>Bile rises in my throat as I envision pounding him from behind, his wrists in my hands as his failed-male cock spurts useless loads onto the bedsheets from a prostate orgasm.
AAAAAHHHHH! W-WHAT ARE YOU- UUUUUUU~ It... It hu-hu-hurts! I... AAAAAAHHHH~ UUUUU~ UUUUUUUUUU!~
*ˢᵖᵘʳᵗ ˢᵖᵘʳᵗ ˢᵖᵘʳᵗ*
AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh~ I can't... I don't know what's... aaaaaaahhhhhhhh~ M-Mommy... H-Heeeelp....
*ˢᵖᵘʳᵗ*
uuuuuuu~
>And my thoughts are but of revulsion as I imagine what it would be like to cum deep inside him, emptying myself until I am spent as we both collapse, panting, covered in sweat, before we doze off in the afterglow.
*SPURT*
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
W-What... What did you dooooooo- uuuuuuuuuu... I don't... *sniffle* I don't understaaaaand...
L-Let me go... P-P-Please... I want my mommy... I want Fau-Faaaaauuuuuuuuu...
>How sickening.
uuu...

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>>34246952
>no sapling life cycle documentary narrated by David Attenborough

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jesus christ, unironically stand up, and go look at yourself in the mirror
this shit is just embarrassing, it's really cringe, guys
can you actually stop with this shit, you're unironically giving fauna and sane watchers a bad look
just
>uuuu I miss mommy
is enough and it sends a message, no need to write these disgusting walls of text, fucking hell
putrid stuff

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>>34250885
You're just bumping the thread in hopes of more fanfic so you can get off to it
Which is fine because I do that, too

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>>34251305
legit, this is not cute, endearing, funny, original or even entertaining
everyone knows you're a fat fuck or a stick manlet behind that fauna avatar
stop embarrassing yourself, this is ridiculous

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>>34252258
Remain agitated.

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>>34250718
Fauna is a /here/tuber and she wrote this.

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>>34244086
does this count?
https://youtube.com/shorts/fP0DidlV33k?feature=share

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SAPLINGS! Your all adorable and I want to cuddle with you. Maybe have sex but only if you consent.

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>>34253455
no one is agitated, you're a clown

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>>34243178
Aloucreeps got competition

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>>34244086
She would think its funny.
She's clearly been here before, and she's referenced the cosntantly crying sapling meme.

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>>34254592
Wow a non rapist Risuner. Cuddling is fun, surely I can trust you!

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>>34255236
that's because dipshits /here/ keep breaking containment on twitter

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>>34247036
fucking leshen

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>>34255543
Yes saplings. We risuners have seen all the ones who like to rape you and have seen the error of our ways. Apologies for before and let us be friends shall we? Your just so cute!

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>>34250718
Such a good little sapling, such a good, good boy. You're so brave, your mommy Fauna would be so proud!

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I find this shit funny as fuck, but I'm worried it would ruin her entire week if she found it, considering that one short she made.

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>>34260128
If she found out about what

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>>34260158
Fauna please stop browsing here, I don't know if this is healthy for you

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>>34260272
I don't think she's ever here, she's scared of 4chan

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>>34260467
All en vtubers know about /vt/

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>>34260604
Yeah, she knows about it, but she's afraid of us. Here's shadow and another vtuber talking about the same
>https://youtu.be/BK0kEeWco0E?t=5831

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>>34260831
How the hell does she still get $1000 a month on patreon now that she's moved on from those accounts entirely, wtf

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>>34261235
She's extremely cute

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artist rendition of saplings
breedable

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>>34231870
I love her

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>>34261235
anon... your reps...

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>>34240284
I wrote Fauna mpreg before it was cool UUUU
https://rentry.org/kxzba

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Can't find /uuu/ or whatever the fauna general is but here is my first attempt at drawing anime shit. You see, there are currently 0 Fauna doujins in existence. I am going to change that.

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>>34268659
I sure that is Vegan milk, or milk of a particular vegan

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>>34250718
nice

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>>34268659
Based, good luck!
As for /uuu/, it's only up when Fauna streams.

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>>34268659
Good job anon!

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>>34268659
No, don't do this. I don't want to know that there exists not only a doujinshi of my oshi, but worse than that- a doujinshi written by a fucking 4chanfag about my oshi.

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>>34268659
it needs to be a shot-for-shot replica of that one forbidden tails comic but with fauna violating a sapling and a mini-fauna instead

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>>34272697
Seconded

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>>34272697

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>>34272823

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>>34272868
Call the exorcist.

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>>34231870
SHATP UP! SHATP UP! SHATP UP!

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>>34272697
Imagine searching up Fauna doujinshi and this is the first thing you find, Fauna would have to basically commission her own more vanilla doujinshi to bury it

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>>34273073
"UUUU Mommy feed me your fertilizer!" Fauna squats over the baby sapling, his little mouth wide open, and begins to grunt and push.

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>>34240284
I find it pretty hot

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>>34273155
She pushes sapling's head into the soft, green grass, where it sinks down quickly, but it doesn't stop moving.
"That's right," she says, grinning.
"UUUUuuhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" the sapling says, pushing its head deeper into the lawn.
Fauna laughs and smiles, "I will feed you fertilizer from now on."
The sapling smiles a little, "I like fertilizer uuuuu!"
"You'll grow up to be a strong one!" Fauna kisses the sapling on its leaves, then picks him up and takes a long, slow walk.

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>>34273155
>"UUUUU uuuuuu Mommy feed me, Mommy feed me!" The roots and branches of the sapling begin to swell and expand, while Fauna's stomach swells with the strain of giving birth.
>"Uuuu Mommy feed me, Mommy feed me!" He is pushing so hard that she cannot even move. His little twigs reach out in desperate need, but he does not understand, and Fauna cannot give him what he needs. Her milk is dried up, and although he cries and pleads for more, she has no more. She cannot give him what he needs. Her hands are full of saplings, and the saplings cries and cries, but there is nothing more she can do. When he has no more breath in him, she gently wipes the tears from his eyes and kisses his swollen cheek.
>"Mommy can't give anymore, uuuu." Fauna says, and she lies there and watches as a seed drop emotionless to the ground
Such an amazing prompt

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MOmmy 4chan is mean UUUUUUU

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>>34273155
His head is stuck in between his mommy's legs and his mouth opens and closes a few times in rapid succession as he tries to catch the thick fertilizer and water.
Fauna did not mind the wetness on her legs. She held on for a bit longer until Fauna let go with a scream. She quickly looked down to see that sapling was now covered in the thick, green fertilizer. She then quickly began to wipe herself off.
"Sapling, you're covered in fertilizer. Now go get your diaper changed." Sapling then began to cry.

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>>34275476
Your mommy knows that we're mean and disgusting, little sprout. That's why she cums here!

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>>34273155

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I can't lie, I love this threads, I can always get a good laugh out of all this degen shit.

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>>34273155
Fauna smiles, saying nothing, and lets out a grunt. A thick brown log of 'fertilizer' begins to crown, her hole dilating and flexing, pushing the massive thing out of her. It plops into the saplings mouth, and he begins eagerly chewing. Another push, and this time Mother Nature produces a gale force wind from herself, reeking of swamp gas and skunk scent. Inhaling deeply, the sapling took this kiss to his face, reveling in the mist as one would a perfume. Turning, Fauna spread herself over his face again. "Open up, young sapling! Mommy has some fresh spring water just for you!" It started as a stream then began to pour down over the sapling like a monsoon. "My, my, wind and rain in the same day! You're lucky, sapling!" The tree-child, for what it was worth, drank greedily like his life depended on it. In a way it did. Without Fauna's 'water' and 'fertilizer' he would soon wither away. Soon Fauna finished, the sapling sated.

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>>34276037
Oh no
Oh NO
OH YES

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>>34231870
This thread reminds me of the part in yakuza with the grown men in diapers

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>>34278008
>Let's pacify this bitch!
Cracks me up every time

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Fauna will graduate one day and will all be sapling's fault
even if her roomate decides to stream after that it's going to be different and it will be all sapling's fault
you should just keep your mommy issues for yourself

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Average Sapling

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>>34279305
Honestly, yeah

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>>34261606
Damn, that's literally me.

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>>34279619
Why are saplings so breedable bros?

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fauna will unironically read this thread and enjoy it

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>>34283061
>Even the scat?
ESPECIALLY the scat!

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>>34282774
>Want to refute you and say we're not
>Reading what you wrote made my dick twitch
I give up at this point

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>>34279619
>>34282774
>>34283450
stop samefagging you fag

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>>34283577
Actually those aren't me,
>>34250368
>>34253455
>>34254406
>>34257474
>>34269838
>>34272823
>>34272868
>>34273155
>>34275600
>>34276275
>>34276414
>>34278581
>>34279305
>>34282774
>>34283409
Are all me.

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>>34283450
You're not just breedable, little sapling, you're also very naughty! How do you think Fauna would feel if she knew your dick was twitching to such disgusting stuff?