/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

do your shitposting reps chamachama
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1358256493804462086

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
sheogorath pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
Why the fuck is Haachama so fucking thick, fat, and lewd? She didn't used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

i hate how badly i want to fuck haachama
it doesn't make any sense, nothing about her should be attractive, but sweet fucking lord everytime i see this fucking idiot i get so insatiably horny that i just want to plow her nonstop until my fucking legs give out

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
>>340732
>>340904
>>342818
>>344926
>>345839
I HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS FOR THE LAST 8 HORUS IN REPEAT
WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
blessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>345839
>nothing about her should be attractive
nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>345876
donate your life's savings

[Anonymous No.]

>>346800
I ALREADY DID
I CANNOT STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
What should I do if I got suspended from twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>347796
Buy Haachama twitter supplement for $666

[Anonymous No.]

>>340732
I still don't understand what she was trying to convey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>347470
Then make your own Haachama!
Making a tulpa isn't complicated and when your goal is Haachama the worst you can fuck up is making her ugly! Or into constantly screaming chama that won't leave your sight but that's close to your goal anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>350915
Dominos has a Stuffed crust (Crust is hollow filled with cheese, pic related) Pepperoni pizza and haachama orders it for the stuffed crust but hates pepperoni so she takes it off, effectively making it a stuffed crust cheese pizza.

This is likely because the stuffed pepperoni is on sale rather than ordering a regular cheese pizza and paying extra for the stuffed crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>352028
That or she DOES order cheese only with stuffed crust as well. Basically saying she orders either or but both of them with the stuffed crust. Depending on what she meant by " I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni"
As in she order pepperoni and removes them? OR orders both cheese and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
>>340732
>>340904
>>342818
>>344926
>>345839
>>345876
>>346100
>>346208
>>346800
>>347470
>>347796
>>348550
>>350915
>>351889
>>352028
>>352122
H̼͓̝̣̘͔͚͘i̯̱͟,̮̀ ̞ḩ̤̱̦̰̭ͅo̘͙͖̳̜w̫̱͕ͅ ̠ar̳̫̠̱̜̹e͜ ̝̥̝̘y͍͙̪̮͓o̩̺̘͢u̯͚͇̘̩͘?̞͘
͇͖̳͔͖͙Ą̤̰̠͇̤r̤͔̣e̢ y̠͖͎o͇̕u̟̝̠ͅ ̙͍c͝a̘̻̫̤l̨̪̹̮̟̦l̼̥͖̼i̡̞n͍͍g ͖̘ụ̘̯p͉͢ ̩̥̖͙̝m̡̗y̠̻ ̢̭͎͇p̹h̢̤͔͕͉̺ͅo̪̺ṇ̱̬̯e̬?̞̙̩͜ͅ
̷̜̮B͖͕̻̩̱̞̩͠a̖b̡̤̪̼̫͕̠y̧̠ ̩̜̟t͍͢e̴̦̭l͓l̳̪̞͖̰͓ m̭̙̣̭̜̼͚ę͔̱̖͕ ͍̣̯͓͓͔w̟͖͓̩̞̻ha̢͈̳̮̮̝t̤͕̹̗͇͈ ̝̭͓͙̩̞̥i̠̖͎̠̳̞s̤͍̞ ̀w̦͙̭̦̹̻r̘̗̝͓͢o̦͞ng̘̟̩̮̞̱͢
̺̹̝̗̞D̵o̰̞̙͇̞͇͇͡n̶̘͎̘'̰̣͓͘ṯ͚͇ͅ ͠y̛̖̠̼o̳̩͍̳̱͖u̢͖̳͍̝̮̪̠ ̩̳͉̠͠e̴͕vè͇̖̮̩͙̗r̸̫̹̗ͅ lét̶̘̦̻̩͔ ͕̼̟̻̙̩ͅm̟̺͇̘͕͉e͓̼̩̹ ̗g̳̠̬o̟̳̯͎͢
̡̗̻̖̮̩̩̞H͡i̼͇͟ ͓̦̠̩̺̹I̶̭ ͈͚̙͎̱͕͓a̝͈̥̞̗̣̦m̮͔͇͟ ̻g͖̹͘o̺͇o͈̜͎̮̼d̝̻̳̥̠͜
͙I ͔́am̧̦͔̥̪̙ ͚̟̗̯̪s̺̬t̩i̸̟̦̞̗l̶̰̻̪ļ̼̟͈̳̹ ͚͇̥͈̠l̴͈̞ọ͈̰͟o̘͍̪̖̹k̹i̟͍ͅn̪g ̕f̞̘̳̮o͕̣̕r ̛͙̩̗̫̳p̯̱̗̯r̤o͇̕o͎ͅf̞̥
̼͔͕A͎̺̻̱̻̰͡m͈̻ ̺̣̦̭͚̭͝I̠̯̳̥̪ ̰̮̮̕g̣̫̺o̳̻̙o̠̹̟̙̱d̺̬̱͙͖ ̛̯̤̳̦̗e̼͙̱̥̣̱͘ͅn̨̮̣͚͙̖̳o̺̪̖͔̣͓ͅu̷̼͙̦̬̠̫g̵̻̜h͖̱̩ ̭̭̘̣̼͝f͈̕or̞̻ ̴̭̻yo̡̖̰͖̜̣̠̱u͙͖̥̮̞͠?̬̞͎̱̙
D̟͖͓͉̦͘o͈̼̙n̰̘̗̯͖̪̱'̧͉͖̖̥t̸͕͖̼̦̗̫ ̥͓y̶͚̦̖̤͉͓o̷̞̙̦͚͍u̬͍͔̤̟̜ ͔t̘͖͇̜̙̣́el̛͙̘̬̰̳̥l̷̖͈̩ ̗̞̩̖͜m̵͙̭̳̤̼̩e̮̪̞͔͍͠ ̶̯̦̱̙͙̝ͅw̯̩̣̺h͇̩͈̝a̰͈t̟̮͓̩͠'̫̮̥͎͖s̟̞̙̼̦͕ ̻͠m͎͕̳̮y ̮͓̣̞͞r̖̮͚̮u͎̬̙̫̮̯l̪͈̬̟e̗̱̹͈̜̟
̩̘̱̤́
T̟̥̬̜h͕i͚͇̺s͉̳̖͡ͅ ̹i͓̝̭̞͙̩̠s̜̫͕̩ ̖͈̩̰͉me̹,̶̥̦͍͈̰ ̠̳̥̱̪a͍͞r̛͎̰e ̝y͈̭͇̖̦o̠̮͢u̶͖̥̺̺͖ ͙̬c͢oͅmi͚̻͜n̜̦̣ͅg̡̱̬̘ ̳̙͖̞̺͕͎o̻̬͕̦̗n̢̺̬̖ ̪͇̹̝̳ͅt͓̦͎͓͇h͇͍̝̣ẹ̱̣̗̳ͅ ̶̻r̛̟̞̻̜̜̱̺i̫̗̺̱͍͇̞ḍ̗̪̦̺̣e̟̖͓͓͎ͅͅ
̼̪̠͓̪̻̯W̛̟͚͍͓̱e̬̳'̱̹̱͇̼̮r̦̣͟e͖̠͓̯̤͕ ̰̟̦̪̰ģ̤̺̺͚̦ͅͅo͓̱̥ͅi̭̯̼̙n̤͇̖͢g ̞̜̞s͎͙̪̱̥u̵̠͇̰̙̺̱p̸͇e̤͇̝͎͞r̨̻͇ ̪̞̟͞h̵͖̮̮i̼̹̼g͎̘̪h̹͟
̩͡G̞̭̖̕o̴̞̯t̫̯͇͍̰̜ͅ ̬to͝ ̣̯̜̞̩͓b̙ͅe̯ w͠h͎̫o͢ ̸͙͙͍̰̠ͅwh̫̤͈͜ͅa̫t̥̖͍̠ Ḭ̠̠̙͚͖ͅ ̢͉̝̫̩̤̗l̼̼̺̭i̛͍̝̰͇̠k̷̦͈̤͓͓̙̱e̠̙̜͈͇͕̤
̮̟͜Y̶̮͓͙o͠u͇ ̭̟͘a̻n͉̥d̬̠̖̩͎͔͓ ̬̜̀me̗̼, ̵a̡̗̠r͇͉͕̙e̺̘̮͜ yo̫̯͔u̩͖͙͍̫ ́ṟ̱͔̙e̞̬͎̮a̸̬̺̘͉̹̫d̰ͅy ̪͢f̬͎̫̺͙̻͝or̭̭͇͉͜ ̣̘͈͓͢t̝̬͇̺͕h̴͉͎͖͍̰͉̦e͔ ̬͔f̼͔̳̳͡i̧̗ͅg̰̮̗̀ͅh͉͖̜͎̳̞̞͠t̞̰̬̬̰̹̟?̖̥͖̣̥̘͓
̴̟̮̯͖̜A̻̱̪̤̝̹ḷ͙͕r̠i̯̻̠̙̰̩̻gh̖͢t̨̪͔̟͉
̰̩A̼͢l̨̮r̳̞̫í͈͓̮̱͈g̤̞͚̹̻͚̟h͔͙͚̭̣͔̣t̞͙̜̠͚͚
͇͖̹̬A͕̯̞͈lr̘̖̞̺i̶̮̬ģ͖̟̪̰̼ht̺̖͈̬́

[Anonymous No.]

>>352028
>but hates pepperoni
But she says she likes the pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you understand that she probably just likes the flavor of the pepperoni but doesn't like it being too strong. The toppings of pizza will leave a slight taste on the cheese, so she orders pepperoni but takes off the actual pepperoni

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe she collects the pepeloni because she thinks pepeloni is neat. Maybe she is making a pepeloni skin suit in her basement.

[Anonymous No.]

She obviously takes the pepperoni off and puts it on a cheese pizza instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>353111
>Maybe she is making a pepeloni skin suit in her basement
At this point I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>352514
She likes the deal it gives WITH the pepeloni but not the product itself

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't put the pepeloni on your pizza you wasted a perfectly good pizza, pepeloni should be a standard

[Anonymous No.]

Only an hour and thirty left

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
so when will she literally break and go on a murder spree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>356020
>when

[Anonymous No.]

>>353539
nice headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

Haato's going to disappear by the end of karaoke, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

somebody fucking update me on haachama lore please what the fuck is that haato/haachama battle going on right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>357337
when one gose to sleep the other gets up think of it like they live on a 12 hour cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>357363
and is the end goal for one of them to take over or for them to live in symbiosis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>357337
-Akai Haato bows to Haachama
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls hololive with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Haachamagrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Haachama babies
-both vtubers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Haachamabots inside you right now
-The vtubers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Haachama bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Haachama
-The vtubers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>357401
symbiosis i think since it was only haachama for a few months and now they share

[Anonymous No.]

>>357403
>twins
so they are two separate entities? i thought it was two entities inhabiting one body

[Anonymous No.]

>>357316
no, she'll end locked, again

[Anonymous No.]

>>357401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg8Gf-GKUtI

[Anonymous No.]

>>357451
They exist at the same time, but only one can be active at a time unless certain conditions are met

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

someone in a different thread mentioned that vtubers have the opportunity to do things that normal streamers can't pull off, and I think this is a perfect example of pushing the borders of what's expected from streamers. Super cool content she's making lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>357549
this. haachama is an entertainment savant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>357549
What? You do know there are literal videos with this kind of shit right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>357577
I'm not saying that it's particularly original, I'm saying that an irl streamer would not be able to pull off this narrative/storytelling in the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's time

[Anonymous No.]

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

Mom come pick me up please.

[Anonymous No.]

WHATS GOING ON!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>357577

I mean, it's pretty damn rare for livestreaming at the least. Generally rarely scipted

[Anonymous No.]

I think she was trying to tell us something

[Anonymous No.]

>Homura

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>357848
thanks, I needed this

>>357844
ayylmao

[Anonymous No.]

Will this stream be archieved? (probably not)

[Anonymous No.]

>>340284
thanks doc chama

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

well fuck

[Anonymous No.]

This is pretty great, but you know what it needs to be perfect? We need some distorted, schizo-sounding arrange of BIG RED HEART.

[Anonymous No.]

OMG FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

who capped Haato hanging?

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia already did this storyline.

[Anonymous No.]

I cant believe Haato is fucking dead guys

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>357844
>>358105
>she actually put a mami here
>now is saying "homura"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I never made the connection between her new costume and the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, until that "off with her head" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>358237
>OG haato is very simmilar with alice's costume
DEEPEST LORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>358237
>>358293
Oh shit, never thought of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>358237
Oh fuck you are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>358237
what the fuck?
my favorite vtuber and favorite porn game character are based on the same character?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzz35N-GeMM

[Anonymous No.]

The crazy thing is, managment has to approve this shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>358181
I can't believe Haato is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>358802
Seeing how stream is archived and now we got execution as short clip - yeah most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>358802
There's plenty of "amateur horror shorts" channels on Youtube, I don't think it's a problem as long as there's no blood.

[Anonymous No.]

JS 9 is ______ _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>357363
so gasically caliborn and calliope