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>> No.33903145

>>33903110
Based and accurate.

>> No.33903162

you ok?

>> No.33903210

>>33903110
Don't use this thread, there is no links in the OP

>> No.33903245

I don't get it. Why are you so mad over this? Just dont watch them and move on.

>> No.33903271

lel

>> No.33903335

>>33903110
Made me laugh ngl

>> No.33903347

Funniest shit I ever seen bro

>> No.33903377

>>33903110
Yea. Pretty much

>> No.33903424

>>33903110
Why are unicorns so fragile?

>> No.33903452
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33903452

>>33903110
It's funny because it's accurate and makes Nijifags and ENfags seethe

>> No.33903464

>>33903110
Kek

>> No.33903475

>>33903110
HAHAHA
So much about "We can be idols too"

>> No.33903477

>>33903110
lol actually kind of funny

>> No.33903486
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33903486

NIJIFICATION
ACCELERATE

>> No.33903495

>>33903110
Why are uniCHADS so STRONG?

>> No.33903517

>>33903424
Le Evil Unicorn! Oh No!

>> No.33903617

Imagine if there was a draft between companies like smackdown and raw

>> No.33903619
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33903619

>>33903162
>>33903245
>>33903347
>>33903424

>> No.33903649

>>33903619
literally me

>> No.33903667

Damn I just realized that en3 would have to call tempest sempai...

>> No.33903676

>>33903424
Same reason homobeggars are so fragile

>> No.33903691

>>33903110
huh?

>> No.33903695
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33903695

>>33903667
Its over

>> No.33903716
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>>33903667

>> No.33903719

>>33903667
Not if they all graduate before then.

>> No.33903791
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33903791

wait whats happening this time?

>> No.33903868

>>33903791
ALL OUT WAR

>> No.33903878

>>33903791
they're firing Amelia and Mori to hire Pomu

>> No.33903905 [DELETED] 

>>33903878
God I wish this was true.

>> No.33903931

>>33903667
You sure there will be EN3, not after how both Hololive and their talents treat their long-time fans, the instant success spell has been broken.

>> No.33903975

>>33903878
not firing, it's a transfer, like divegrass

>> No.33904010

>>33903878
I would kneel harder than humanly possible if that were possible.

>> No.33904014
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33904014

>>33903110
this is not what i signed up for

>> No.33904025

You made me laugh, gj

>> No.33904097

Unicorns shitting up the board crying about a worms collab. Too funny

>> No.33904118
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33904118

>>33903868
My friends, it has often been said that I like war.

My friends, I like war...

No, friends, I **love** war!

I love holocausts.

I love blitzkriegs.

I love defensive lines.

I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.

My heart *leaps* with *joy* whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank, only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing Schmeissers!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton **bombshells**, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped and killed.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the Jagdbombers flying overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

...Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might.

But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.

**We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!**

We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

**…Friends... let’s bring them hell.**

>> No.33904134

RIKU-SAMA WE CANNOT STOP WINNING

>> No.33904145

>>33904118
Unironically the good guy of Hellsing

>> No.33904167

>>33903110
NIJIFICATION 75% COMPLETE... .... ... ... ...

>> No.33904208

>>33903931
Unironically though.
If they mention tempus un their debut, most will write them off immediately

>> No.33904293

>>33903110
Gave me a chuckle

>> No.33904308

>>33903245
>Just don't watch and move on bro
>It's just one collab every couple of months bro
>So what if it's weekly collabs now? it's fine just don't watch
>So they call each other on discord even during solo streams now, so fucking what? just don't watch bro
>They do big events and collabs together now too? eh whatever it's fine just don't watch bro
>They offcollab together now too and there's no longer collabs between girls because they only collab with the guys now? eh whatever bro just move on and don't watch any of them
>they actively shit on longtime fans that dislike all this collab spam? eh whatever just don't watch bro
Ok dude

>> No.33904390

>>33904308
Legit who cares it's a hobby not a job get over it, tune out find some indie to groom.

>> No.33904402 [DELETED] 

>>33904208
Yeah, you could see how Ceres Fauna and Nanashi Mumei had slow growth after their bf was leaked. With Tempus in mind do new gen won't get many hypes unless the management boosts them themselves

>> No.33904409

>>33904308
Worse yet, the slope is taking effect faster than anticipated.

>> No.33904431

>>33903649
Based unicorn.

>> No.33904515

>>33903110
kek it do be like that

>> No.33904584

>>33903110
FUNNY

>> No.33904770

No lie detected.

>> No.33905764

>>33903110
Haaaaaaaaaa

>> No.33905936

>>33903110
KEK

>> No.33905970

Collab soon?

>> No.33906459

>>33903110
kek

>> No.33906462

>>33904390
>dozens of other hobbies destroyed by influx of sjws and normalfags
I wonder why some people fight tooth and nail to gatekeep their hobbies

>> No.33906511

I like how EN management wants EN specifically to become Niji, but on the JP side things are as they always were, they don't dare try that shit with the JP talent. Really gets the noggin going.

>> No.33906598

>>33906511
NTR is a rising force in the entertainment world. Look at the doujins that sell. It's all NTR.
The paradigm is shifting and companies have to pivot before they are left in the dust.

>> No.33906708

>>33904308
You can grow up or you can leave, the choice is yours. Nobody will care either way.

>> No.33906849

>>33906511
it would be interesting to have a discussion about their direction from a business perspective. unfortunately the attractor point is pretending that there is some war going on or X is evil and Y is good as if this were some trite anime plot.

>> No.33906890

>>33906708
NTA. I will care. Therefore, your statement is a lie.
Now to repent, post your tits.

>> No.33906984
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33906984

>>33904390
the death of a hobby writ.

>> No.33907034

>>33904308
>expecting women to understand this, much less try to

>> No.33907662

>>33903878
But Pomu sucked male cock on stream before

>> No.33908297

>>33906511
You can't really blame them, HoloEN was stagnated while nijiEN was thriving early this year, if anything, Cover management really has a good business sense, they turning into an idol agency the moment the idol club collapsed, they followed nijisanji every footstep and copied them in everything before that while milking the chink as much as possible, they know the idol image doesn't have good reputation in the west, and after the Myth boom stopped, they only have a niche audience of unicorn

>> No.33908600

>>33908297
Hololive in shambles, niji thriving?

>> No.33908703

>>33906511
Westards have this desire to change cultures that doesn't fit their views then moves on to the next target. Remember that GUP character designer interview by BBC? The "just leave/move on" advices are repeated nonstop to smooth the process.
Thankfully those faggots thinks only holo and niji exists for vtubers in youtube side at least for now

>> No.33908765

>>33908703
(me)
meant to reply to other post fuck

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33909281

I kneel Luxiem... not even iluna and noctyx combined can match up to your average viewer count...

>> No.33909313

>>33903110
>NijiEN has an identity
>VShojo has an identity
>HololiveJP has an identity
What's HoloEN?

>> No.33909405

Damn, how I want to see how the /t explodes when Gura collaborates with Tempus. And Ina will not be the other way around. ha ha ha

I must say "fighting the so-called unicorns" to spam her in chat and ss if they want to finish them off completely.

>> No.33909472

>>33909313
It's not identity but both Mori and Ame have 'tits'
is that count?

>> No.33909544

>>33908297
I thought people said most vtubers audiences come from eastern

>> No.33909997

>>33903110
LMAO HHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.33910913

>>33903667
They'll probably work it into the ship pairings as well

>> No.33911034

>>33909405
You do realize that gura was slated to be a children's show host before the producers pulled the cord on production
Tempus collabs will never happen, she doesn't care about being a streamer as much as she cares about playing this perfect role for her audience

>> No.33911177

>>33903110
holy teakeks

>> No.33911223

>>33909313
>NijiEN has an identity
LOL

>> No.33912936

>>33903110
EN branch took a sad turn
It sucked hard for being lazy, now it's going for Nijification.... EN females commenting on males' underwear. Lower than Niji I would say

>> No.33913542

>>33903110
Who are those livers? Why they pick that shitty old game? Will they swear and talk about titjob today?

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