/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Streams a lot.
Loves her job.
Respects her fans.
Intimate grasp on fan culture.
Runs a news show about Hololive, including English slides.
Keeps her stream chatter focused on the games so its easy to understand.

And most importantly: Only cares about one man: joshu-kun (You).

Come home, Holo fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
and yet you forgot about the best part of her
she's a hag

[Anonymous No.]

Based Koyo.
I love Koyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>Keeps her stream chatter focused on the games
Unlike who?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, pink dog good.

[Anonymous No.]

Pink girl never betrays...? Oh wait the other pink girl is a menace

[Anonymous No.]

KOYO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>has one of the most sex designs in vtubing
>nobody talks about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
So how many "respect your fans" threads are there? I wish we all just shitposted about the fucking monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
The only thing I regret about Koyori is not joining her membership the very day it opened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Yeah... Enjoy all of that while it last until Collaboration and sponsorship took her away from us...

[Anonymous No.]

I love Koyori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
yea, but I don't speak moonrunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621687
you know how to change that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Koyori is great. Her can do attitude and drive to be a top tier holo has wooed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621716
yes, watching EN chubas and shitting on the ones outside of my comfort zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621878
JP is immesurably superior to EN in every way. You're effectively dumpster diving instead of eating Filet Mignon. You're only fucking yourself over really. I think instead of watching EN you'd be better off quitting vtubers and doing something more productive

[Anonymous No.]

But she streams when i'm sleep, so i'll pass unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

I immediately regret not knowing more JP. I'm sticking to watching IRyS, Gura and sometimes I'll try to catch Ina or Kiara but it's usually only IRyS that I can watch consistently due to my work schedule. I ignore everyone else because they just fucking LOVE to shit on their audience so goddamn much, it's ridiculous. So I've mostly been sticking to watching IRyS and ignoring everyone else, I just visit her split when she streams. I really wish I knew more Japanese, the JP girls are the main branch for a very, very good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>horrible chemistry with literally anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622077
It's never too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Can EN3 get their own Koyori? Please Yagoo, Omega or whoever doing the recruitment for HoloEN
>>33622095
Pekoyo was great, though, and her brief interaction with IRyS in Rust was cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
She's very cute and entertaining. I love her AsaKoyo streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Yeah, i get what are you trying to say.
Professional entertainer, right?
Arent they all tho?
We running from holo to holo for another reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622095
found the clipwatcher
pekoyo was great and she collabs with fucking everyone and is tons of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620665
Several EN corpo VTubers have made "respect your fans" a desirable trait instead of a natural one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621938
Then Subaru or Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621930
I'm always baffled by the amount of the faggots on /vt/ that seethe about EN while not knowing any JP or watching JP. Like people really have no one to blame but themselves. It was obvious from the start that EN would never encapsulate the "idol vtuber" feel when streaming in the west is largely based on twitch culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
yabeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you, Koyorin. I love you, Koyorin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I actually like Koyori a lot since her debut but I could never see her as oshi for some reason.
From HoloX I would pick either Chloe or Lui instead, but Koyori is the hardest worker in Hololive and she deserves the best.

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>>33622551
Huh? Most of HoloEN are the farthest thing from professional I can imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622095
Watch more stream, her one time interaction is thousand times better than any EN interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623153
>hardest worker in hololive
that would be me
holo massage therapist and stress reliever

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>Still terribly boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622551
EN holos are the farthest thing from professionalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622601
The rust finale was literally an anime plot. Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
True idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623354
>the shot heard around the server

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I tried watching her and found her too boring. Can you recommend some streams where she is more energetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623278
>didn't watch a single clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623278
T.cant understand nipponnese brainlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623591
watch her 3d
>mayos on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622685
Can easily sum them up in one picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623591
just avoid her weekend streams
also watch the mario streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Yeah, but I don’t care for her, so…

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Super Mario RPG
>HAG
my new kamioshi.

[Anonymous No.]

her yandere eyes make me feel some kind of way

[Anonymous No.]

I like Koyo but I don't like her voice. If she spoke like a normal person she'd be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>Over 30
>Married
She's ironically "equal" to other members who are considered to be a whore, in certain way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620430
FPBP

[Anonymous No.]

>>33625824
She spends every waking moment either streaming or doing idol reps. She's not married

[Anonymous No.]

I've been giving her a chance recently with all the retro Nintendo games she's been playing. Not as good as Korone but still pretty good. I don't think I'll be a joshu-kun but I'll give her a watch whenever she's playing something old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
/hag/ wants to rail her so bad you have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>33625883
She is married to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33623153
>hardest worker in Hololive

Isn't that Fubuki though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
PLEASE, SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS TO ENGLISH ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Sorry I've already found my home with the Elite, shes the one who's actually funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I dont understand what she's saying nor do I have any interest in learning japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
https://files.catbox.moe/mdbk6x.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628635
>https://files.catbox.moe/mdbk6x.mp4
cute
what's the context of this though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628985
Beat a boss in elder ring after hours of trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
ぼくはー (こよりだよー!)
せーの!(こんこよでーす!)
はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中
にしたよー! (おっけー!)
こよは!ずのうです!ずのー!
どうですか?(はい!) (やったー!)
#こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!)
ほえ~、せーの!

はい!はい!はい!はい!
研究者らしい、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(わぁ~!) 緑の、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(はうあ~!) ヘルプー!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(おぁ~) こんてぃにゅー
はい!はい!はい!はい!
頭脳なんでね (見えたー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
おっけー! こんこよでーす!

わぁ~~~~~~~~
やったー!間に合ったー!
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。
ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
はい! お肉―! 試験管!
冷凍うどんは常備しています。
どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)
証明完了 QED

はい!はい!はい!はい!
コックだろコック、対ありでした!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
ズリの実はポフィンを作れる。
はい!はい!はい!はい!
大丈夫かな?(むりむりむりむり!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
どやぁー 出来ませんね!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
思ってまーす(わぁー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
フワフワのホログラム。(おへそー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
わー アイムコヨーテ (オッケー)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
うう~~カンパーイ

わぁ~~~~~~~~
やったー!間に合ったー!
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。
ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
はい! お肉―! 試験管!
冷凍うどんは常備しています。
どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)
せーの!こんこよー!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622077
You should also try taking a look at Bae and Fauna. Aside from the "holostars fangirl" status, Bae is a very entertaining girl who have a similar vibe to Irys, Fauna is also pretty good if you ignore her awful ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I tried watching her debut and got filtered because I had a really hard time understanding her. She talks too damn fast for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
The most underrated JP. She's amazing.

>>33631276
>Bae
Loud Australian chink. Not that entertaining.
>Fauna
Comfy ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628244
No way for us to quantify behind the scenes stuff. Of actual observable output it's Koyori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631478
>Loud Australian chink
This is an argument that I will never understand. She is no less loud than people like Pekora, Korone and Subaru, while her accent makes her sound goofy and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620430
This is literally the only thing that needed to be put in the OP. Ignore the shit bait layout. Just put
"See this Pink Coyote? She's a Hag. Watch her"
And bam you're fucking 100% done

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631834
you hagfags are so fucking obnoxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631834
The closest thing you can get to 100% truth in this industry. Hags are good, and this pink coyote is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33625902
There's no way that anon isn't in /hag/ already

[Anonymous No.]

any yabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33634930
no. cute coyote only

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631745
She is subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
She can't stop streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>Streams a lot.
Not a quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628635
>>33628985
If you want more

https://youtube.com/shorts/9KrWj6JpFBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33640148
Yammers...stream onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I swear her model is sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628635
cute mandragora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrWj6JpFBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631745
She speaks like a retard, and I hate it. It's literally the same reason I got filtered by Kiara. I ain't giving those loud bitches the time of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33630717
https://files.catbox.moe/e2focn.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>pale af and saturated design

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>thinks mayonnaise is a drink
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

Sexiest Holo

[Anonymous No.]

She got a hug from Pekora irl too which very few holos have had the chance to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33645636
very sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33645815
wtf sauce?
pekora is allergic to people

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Who the fuck is Josh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33647720

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Add "She's a 35p" onto the list, too.
Everyone knows 35p girls are all cute af irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
You aren't tricking me again Nyanners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Oh I'm coming alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>33652146
thought she was a nahoone suki

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628345
Can you redraw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33628345
it says koyodashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33653461
Nah, Miko-nyeesan is her inspiration. She's literally streaming as much as she did back in 2019

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
The only good pink woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>33625824
Last time I checked lesbians couldn't get married in Japan yet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33652146
She already abandoned Miko and is now joining the Pekora faction.

[Anonymous No.]

>newfriend doesn't know about pekoyomiko

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is only the queen of vtubber because most westerners are autistic retards they mistake mediocrity with excellence and her fans tends to also pretend she's not botted. But hey number 1 in the world right hooray and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

When Koyori gets up in the morning the first thing she does is sends a message to her fans
When Koyori goes to bed at night the last thing she does is send a message to her fans
Even if you dont like a stream she's doing she'll do another one a few hours later anyway so you dont have to eat shit for weeks waiting for a crumb of something you're actually interested in

[Anonymous No.]

>>33659766
imagine not liking a koyo stream
cant

[Anonymous No.]

>>33658677
>
It's exactly because she's a 35p that she's going after Pekora. Koyo was (is) a PekoMikofag, she had tried multiple times to bring Miko and Peko together in a group collab (which Peko would always flake out on).
She got close to Miko but realised that wasn't enough, so now she's getting close to Peko, to make sure her future attempts are more fruitful. Who knows what else she's doing behind the scenes.
Sasuga HoloX no zunou

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660075
what is this koyoyo hiding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660073
I can only stand to watch about half her streams because I have a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660151
She's projecting herself onto our fantasies, anon. This damn succubus scientist hag, needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>33659766
I like watching her streams but I also wish she'd get a little more rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>33659766
She really is the best. Take the Koyo pill, disillusioned EN bros, you won't be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33621930
HOLY FUCKING KEK. The irony of these words while you post that here on 4chan. Quite the high horse you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660711
Shitposting on /vt/ is a better use of your time than watching EN streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660449
yabeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I love my Coyote girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

dont even know japanese but i love her and watch her streams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33632395
HAG is superior.
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620430
>20
>hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
You forgot that she's the biggest fucking leech in hololive, and an ungrateful one at that.
A whore is a whore no matter how hard you spin it, she's just as bad as the rest of the ENs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33665607
She's uh... not 20, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
Already there

[Anonymous No.]

>>33665607
>>33666408
Isn't she even older than Lui?

[Anonymous No.]

Koyori is inclining to the point she is the most watched/popular holoX so most people would agree. Koyori is my wife and she is fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33665607
>Didn't do reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice that jp can get so many idols that respect their fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
who is this pink lamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33672537
wow are u a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>33676753
Koyori is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620665
You always have reddit, you sensitive faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33622685
gura has taken JP sensibilities and spread them across the west. it's no surprise she's such a smash hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
You need to be a massive retarded weaboo to watch jap vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684170
Dude this level of mental retardation is astounding. This is the first of it's kind. Dude, you need major help

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684244
How do you watch a stream you don't understand? This ia how you get last samurais defending someone like marine when she's as bad as the average vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684170
It's the freshest of newfag. Holy shit, I haven't seen one fresh as you all year.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the difference between Zhangs and Amerimutt at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684403
YWNBJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684404
Marine doesn't collab with males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I'm home, OP... I'm home...

[Anonymous No.]

Her SMRPG has been great too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684820
She would if holodrones didn't threaten to kill her for doing it

[Anonymous No.]

Love the Koyote

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684170
>is a brainlet
>called others retard
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.]

Lolikoyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
HAG LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
imagine if your name was actually Josh and watched Koyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33691828
Never too late to legally change your name

[Anonymous No.]

She is truly correct that Japanese mayo is a drink. Shit is so insanely good you can just sit there squirting blobs on a spoon and eating them. The white man may love mayo but we can't make it for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
>Come home, Holo fan.
coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684170
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
I talk about it every chance I get, because holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631745
it's ok anon i agree with you. i really like her, pekora's and subaru's voice. it can take some time to get used to it but they get so nice and soothing after a while. they actually have personality in their voices and aren't just generic anime girl voice number #4852

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
just watch jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33684170
>It's ok to watch vtubers but only the most garbage English speaking trash, if you watch JP you're a weeaboo
What the fuck is this cope? It's like saying it's ok to watch cartoons if it's MLP but not anime

[Anonymous No.]

Koyoyoyoyoyoyoooo

[Anonymous No.]

you forgot
nice booba
exposed mid section
fluffy tail
koyo is perfect balance between cute and sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
>has sex model
>loves her sex model
Unlike some people who resent their sexy model by an amazing artist
people who get one of the greatest artists anyone could ask for and mald about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33691556
ToT koyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33709764
KOYO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33712860
love this mandragora https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrWj6JpFBA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/6fqhan.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>33712975
I know it won't do a thing but I can't help but tilt my head to take a peak

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33712975
gravity where

[Anonymous No.]

>>33713314
I don't need drugs for that

[Anonymous No.]

autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>33713697
Below the bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>33718073
don't remember this part

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed way more Koyori antis in the past month. Is it because she works hard, is growing, integrated herself into hololive, sets an example, and is really gachikoi friendly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33645815
I also want sauce. Clip, timestamp, anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33719148
take you meds, thats like being a korone anti
theyre too loveable

[Anonymous No.]

>>33660418
The true suffering of being a koyo oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
She grew on me so much, La+ and Chloe took most of the early spotlight so it was a hard grind to stay relevant but she did it.

She is the hardest worker in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

is there a reason shes doing all the mario games jp bros? said sp stream, is there a event or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
How is there still nobody in holox popular enough to sustain their own general?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33721111
Nobody has tried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33696149
>>33699011
>>33620656

through koyori sex, unity

[Anonymous No.]

>>33721219
basically this
this might be koyo1

[Anonymous No.]

>>33721111
Individual generals are for EN fans as a general principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33718073
I'd throw Noel offstage and breed Koyori right there to the cheers of the crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cuteyote!

[Anonymous No.]

if koyori is so based how come she isnt lovely riding me to exhaustion?
answer that uhm, whats her fans called? koyorisukis?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Koyori!

[Anonymous No.]

I can never remember her family name for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>33732294
博い (hakui)
its a pun on 白衣 (white clothes), using the kanji for 博士 (doctor)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33721111
>>33721219
>>33721417
They did at the start but they didn't have enough hold to keep individual threads up, iirc. I don't frequent their thread, last I checked it was slow enough without it splitting.
>>33721471
Gen 0s have their own threads tho, plus other big holos

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>>33735412
keeping a thread running is hard
salome and korone couldn't, sadly
i adopt threads now and then but you need 3-4 dedicated anons to bump, and its hard to have enough meaningful discussion
koyori might have enough content, well see
shes my oshi (well one of them) so well see

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>>33620331
The last time you guys shilled a loyal jp holo in the catalogue she got herself terminated over a discord yab. I don't trust you fucks not to jinx it a second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33736067
She doesn't even have time to yab out considering she spends every waking hour on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33737353
this
if shes awake shes streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>33738176
the only difference between kaela and koyori is the cute koyote needs to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

anons who watch koyori, how do you do it if you don't know japanese? do you just watch clips? do you watch the streams and just listen to cute noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33740011
A mix of the two, with the occasional catching of keywords.

Like that time she played RE3 and exclaimed "erotic!" when a spider shoved its organ down Jill's throat. God bless that coyote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33739614
Kaela is the silent sweaty gamer. Meanwhile, Koyo is somehow constantly hopped up on her private stash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33736067
Koyo is a workaholic, not a menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
It's tough to talk when you're salivating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620331
I think one of the best things about Koyo is how she constantly reminds you that she's streaming to please (You) and to be praised by (You).

Every time she accomplishes something, the first words out of her mouth are "I did it, joshu-kun!"

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>>33740179
the exact moment I knew I loved her

[Anonymous No.]

She's the only vtuber on YouTube with a Super Mario RPG VOD intact. This is my favorite game and I'm sad that no one other than her and Okayu have played it on stream. My assessment of her playthrough is above average in terms of enjoyment value. The main thing working in her favor is her based completionism as she talks to every NPC and explores every building, reads every sign etc. Unfortunately her platforming skill is genuinely terrible and I'm baffled as to how she is unable to perform timed hits accurately even after 7 hours of gameplay. For some reason, women can't seem to hold down the Y button to run and press the B button to jump at the same time. Coco did the exact same thing in her SMB playthrough, never learning how to actually maneuver through the game. Overall I rate Koyori's playthrough a 7/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33620656
That doujin better have footjobs in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33739614
how does the fucking penguin do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33740011
you learn japanese, its faster and easier than youd think, just watch streams in nip every day, and eventually you start noticing patterns and meanings from context
you can learn to read japanese if you want (its really hard), but just listening is fast

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>>33742888
holding buttons seems easy cause youve done it all your life
i remember learning dark souls combat (attack block parry are r1/r2) and it was a pain (used to use controllers with just one finger on shoulders/trigger)
now i map everything to triggers funnily enough
(btw she kept talking about how weird the controller felt in the first stream, so i imagine shes not used to old controller types, games nowadays (even platformers), don't really make you hold face buttons anymore ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>33743465
she actually, not a joke, doesnt sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>33743597
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9uYxuZf8x_A-vcqqyOFZu06WlhnypWj
Doing some train reps is helpful, even if you have no interest in reading, to get the structure down.
There are subs available if you find her voice to be grating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33744208
holy gmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33665607
>he lacks CRITICAL information

[Anonymous No.]

>>33685774
Mizuryu kei literally tried to use his status to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33742236

[Anonymous No.]

>>33691828
koyori is a bills fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33694290
What's the difference?

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>>33746081
it tastes like cum
err girl cum

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>>33620430
hag love!

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koyo is NOT a hag
she is a koyoyo

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>>33632395
Gayest post I've read all day

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>>33660711
HoloJP is superior. This is the way.

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>>33622801
nice

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>>33620430
after all these years, my conclusion is only hags truly understand the artistry, and this is what elevates them

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>>33742964
Bad news, anon.

But I can offer this.

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>>33736067
>comparing koyo to the retarded green menhera

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>>33744208
rip my nigga cure dolly gone but not forgotten

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>>33763633
wait what?

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>>33742888
korone played it a few months ago but i'm not sure what you mean by only vtuber with the vod intact. koyori's managed to see a lot of easter eggs (probably from chat's insistence) like peach's XXX or Link sleeping so it's been pretty fun. Shockingly she hasn't gotten a game over, yeah super ez rpg but given her bad platforming skill in mario 3 and smrpg it's nice seeing her play smart otherwise. Land's end is gonna be kino with her scaling the cliff if she tries to get a fast time.

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>>33765477
Both invite unicorns and gachikoi with open arms.

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>>33620331
What about ID?

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>>33721111
Solo threads are gay shit discouraging unity and discussion

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>>33743597
Even writing isn't that bad as long as you skip kanji, yeah it's few alphabets but once you learn them you can read most of stream titles and names

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コン子よ!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCIRi530_Q
>cute trailer
>>33765719
rip
>>33770277
Also helps you with getting the pronunciation when you leave single vowels behind

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Why is it everytime "current drama" happens you get retards shilling their oshi this way, that doesn't convert people or even "own the beggers" it just makes your fandom look annoying.
For example people that are fans of Kronii like(d) her more than just because up until now she didn't collab with men
it could've been:her voice, design, color, etc. and most importantly SPEAKS ENGLISH FLUENTLY, Koyori doesn't have those I wouldn't want to sub to her just because she's unicorn proof that's not enough.

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>>33773516
but I just want people to know about my pink koyotie..
maybe stop people from suiciding from only knowing ENs by giving them an option too I guess

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i'm the anon who was asking about how you watch them without knowing japanese earlier. i actually have some disposable income right now and i bought a pockettalk on a whim because i heard its noise canceling microphone was really good. does this seem like a feasible way to learn japanese? just having it by my side while watching a stream and having it translate phrases?

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You can probably save yourself some headache by heading down to chinatown or japantown and getting some whore to cosplay for you.

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I'm glad I took the JP pill a year ago

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>>33632395
I fapped to Louis from Malcolm in the Middle when I was 12 and I'm proud of being a haglover ever since

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>>33672537
I think the most watched/popular thing is because she goes harder on streaming than just about anyone else. She's insane with it.

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>>33647595
>>33719195
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGWFBtIQc9E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3uyvkrOdgg

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>>33718073
What's this from? I legit have no idea.

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>>33775933
Thanks for delivering. What a cute situation.

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Do Koyori fans have a group name or are we all addressed individually as assisstant-kun?

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>>33672537
>Wish me mell

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>>33696149
I do too

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>>33620331
literally WHO?

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>>33779987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWjxa6UtJPE

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>>33721168
koyosex

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>>33773831
sure
the trick to learning languages is it takes daily immersion over a long period of time and it really sucks at the start
whatever you do, as long as you understand almost anything of the target language, will work
the less you use translations the better though, the objective is to learn to think in the target language
good luck anon

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>>33775933
pekoyo bros...!
>>33775991
noels most recent 3dlive from like 2 weeks ago
>>33777043
joshu kun is plural

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>>33721111
There could probably be a /koyo/, but HoloX fans compensate for the apathy between their oshis by being unitychads

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>>33620331
Is this nyanners?

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>>33785232
based blind bro

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>>33783917
Please, anon, I can only get so hard.

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>>33783917
i will save her

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>>33620331
Am I the only one who sees her as some ratatouille shit since the coyote on her head blinks and talks with her?

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>>33792636
thats joshu kun!

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>>33794593
Tell that to me after just watching joshu while she’s talking. I can’t unsee it. I generally dislike that about some chuba with mascots that blink and move with them.

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>>33620331
I fucking threads like this, surfing the latest drama to praise your oshi, when you know full well you are feeding the bullshit behaviour that will one day cause her trouble once a yab happens.

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>>33783917
thanks, though I will continue to believe she's addressing me singularly. I will not take meds unless she gives them to me herself

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>>33631745
no more loud you fucking retard holy shit. This isn't even an ESL mistake this is just a retard mistake. How can you say something this fucking stupid and expect anyone to take you seriously ever.

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I want to kneel for her and worship her feet... I'd hope she uses me for her experiments too.

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>>33794851
I get it, I’m not watching this stream because of a mascot nobody cares about, why act like that’s the thing that’s talking? Just disable the mouth animations and it’s a lot better

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>>33795144
gmi

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>>33796115
even if you want to have it do animations because that could be kind of kawaii you'd think they would just like randomize the blinking and mouth movements or offset them having them linked 1:1 with the streamer model is always fucking weird as hell but that is how they're all implemented iirc.

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This is why you always choose a HAG for your oshi. An older woman in the entertainment industry is going to make the most of the oppurtunity. She also has the wisdom that comes with age.
Yes, there are outliers like Rushia the menhera but in general you should go for older chuubas

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>>33796683
thats impractical for a few reasons, first, if the pet moves differently itll attract attention to itself/might steal the spotlight
second, the streamer would have to fuck around with the pet a lot more and they already have to fuck with their facial expressions and whatnot
third, youd have to make animations for the pet
the way most pets work atm is they either don't move at all, or they are paired with the streamers rigging (joshu), so they don't need extra animations or anything like that cause they just mimic the streamers, they don't need to have a loop or anything like that either, and look alive and natural cause the streamer is naturally always moving
thats reason 4, automatic animations loop and break the illusion

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>>33798472
it would be trivial for them to randomize it so no "loop". their animatinos are tiny and would never steal the spotlight lmao. None of them look alive or natural because they exactly mimic the streamer which looks weird as fuck.

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The only downside is that she is too pure and impossible of lewd thoughts or behavior, sadly she's 100% white and untainted

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>>33799346
i WILL save her

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>>33799611
It's too late... you weren't there when she needed you
Now is she forced to sell herself to survive..

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>>33799611
Go away mori

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>>33799737
ohnyo

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I really enjoyed her comfy bar coyote karaoke a while ago
https://youtu.be/tSKsJbQSXHE?t=1070

Dunno if that's enka but I love it

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>>33799346
really?>>33740179

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>>33800237
No I lied, she's quite perverted and wants to drink your mayo

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>>33721111
Very few of the JP holos have their own generals.

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>>33780207
Where's the 1hr long version?

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>>33783917
successful porn model QED

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>>33800768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2nRY0o4QE

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>>33802174
Perfection. Thanks, anon.

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>>33795414
Koyo is an absolute push over crybaby. Why do so many of her fans want her to dom them?

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she has a short video of her sleeping as a trailer in her waiting room for her morning stream
she's too cute, my faith and optimism is restored

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>>33628345
pay me and I will

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>>33631745
bae don't compress her fucking voice, that's the difference between cute shrieks and eardrum bursting ones.

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>>33620656
I'm a firm believer that koyori's model was designed by Aphrodite herself

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>>33628345

ぼくはー (こよりだよー!)
せーの!(こんこよでーす!)
はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中
にしたよー! (おっけー!)
こよは!ずのうです!ずのー!
どうですか?(はい!) (やったー!)
#こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!)
ほえ~、せーの!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
研究者らしい、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(わぁ~!) 緑の、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(はうあ~!) ヘルプー!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(おぁ~) こんてぃにゅー
はい!はい!はい!はい!
頭脳なんでね (見えたー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
おっけー! こんこよでーす!
わぁ~~~~~~~~
やったー!間に合ったー!
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。
ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
はい! お肉―! 試験管!
冷凍うどんは常備しています。
どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)
証明完了 QED
はい!はい!はい!はい!
コックだろコック、対ありでした!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
ズリの実はポフィンを作れる。
はい!はい!はい!はい!
大丈夫かな?(むりむりむりむり!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
どやぁー 出来ませんね!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
思ってまーす(わぁー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
フワフワのホログラム。(おへそー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
わー アイムコヨーテ (オッケー)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
うう~~カンパーイ
わぁ~~~~~~~~
やったー!間に合ったー!
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。
ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
はい! お肉―! 試験管!
冷凍うどんは常備しています。
どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)
せーの!こんこよでーす!
---
【博衣こより】

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>>33811183
I am... koyori thats right!
lets go! konkoyo (its koyotime)!
Yes! Hashtag #insidekoyoritest
its done (ok!)
Koyo is the brains, the brains!
How was it? (Yes!) (We did it!)
#Koyorishelp (Trend!) (Yes!)
Yeeees lets go!
Yes Yes Yes Yes
Looking like a researcher, the experimenter!
Yes Yes Yes Yes!
(waaaaaah!) Experimenter is green!
#koyorishelpers is her fan name (joshu kun)
Yes Yes Yes Yes!
(waaaaah!) (help!)
Yes Yes Yes Yes!
(wooooow~)(lets keep going!)
Yes Yes Yes Yes!
Because I'm the brains! (did you see?!!)
God its really long, may do the rest later, tldr : mayonnaise is a drink, uwaa theres no time! uwaa a meat test! (is that okay)
you get the idea, KONKOYO

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>>33811887
?
>>33780207

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>>33813541
yeah its a translation

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Thanks for /koyo/

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I'll be back once her iron throat cracks and she switches to a more natural voice like Sui. Her streaming voice starts to grate my brain after maybe 15 minutes.

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>>33620331
Koyori is pretty much the polar opposite of Ayame.

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>>33665607
In japan, yes

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>>33622095
This is Koyori's main flaw, she reminds of debut Kanata where she acts too excitable and overbearing in gaming collabs to the point she kills the entire vibe for the rest of the stream. Unlike Kanata, Koyori hasn't grown out of that phase and most likely never will at this point.

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>>33620331
I just wish there was an english version of Koyori
Nobody is as passionate about streaming as she is and her having a 10/10 avatar is a plus

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>>33684170
hello newfren

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>>33818207
name a case when that happened?
>>33815661
her throat won't crack, she has been doing this non stop and i have never heard her as much as cough, her technique is perfect, her real register is not very far from the koyovoice
compare with salome who can do an hour a day and she cracks sometimes or pekora who was coughing from day one

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>>33820913
Koyori also claimed on debut that her voice doesn't dry out.

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>>33820913
funny since the whole point of salome was for debi to relax her voice

[Anonymous No.]

based koyote

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>>33822100
cute