/nasfaqg/

[Anonymous No.]

You lazy fuckers edition, also gayboys ipo monday

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (ding) (ding)
Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/
Previous Thread: >>33339990

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Iofi :: $27,787.28
>Matsuri :: $16,674.42
>Baelz :: $12,375.67

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Mio :: -$9,470.53
>Ina'nis :: -$7,600.48
>Shion :: -$7,539.79

Overall Average Adjustment is $689.56
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,120.58
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,710.57

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, divegrass in 4 hours, and Risu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33467534
You missed one
Previous Thread: >>33432097

[Anonymous No.]

>>33468174
sex with gura

[Anonymous No.]

I've been playing too much gacha lately. What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33468916
The collapse of humanity as a whole. Crazy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Oh new thread

[Anonymous No.]

How does tax work again? I'm new, dumb and my goal is to buy Ina. I'm trying to convert the investment of stocking up on Bae in preparation for the cover into buying Ina now that she hasn't streamed in a bit, but I'm ending up about 85k in the negative for each -10 Bae +10 Ina.
Am I bad at math or bad at reading?

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>>33470021
Buying 10 coins at once makes EACH cost 45% more. Read the FUCK report in the OP

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>>33471036
OH, so rather than 4.5% of each coin no matter the quantity it's 4.5% for one coin into 45% for 10 coins. Got it. I'll stick to lower amounts per transaction then

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>>33472009
Yeah. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend multicoining above even 2 until your networth is above 10 millions
Also, good luck with the game!

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>>33470021
>>33472009
dont go for x10 unless its a real big spike/dip
you can just leave it on x1 all day and buy 144 coins, if you dont have that much money then theres no point doing more than x1 anyway
you should only even think of x2, once you have enough money to do more than x1 for 144 cycles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33470021
>new tako
Welcome, don't let weird people groom you into joining weird groups

[Anonymous No.]

>>33472323
especially priestess who is also a tako and the groomiest groomer

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone left...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33475088
yo

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>>33474968
The threads dying even before reaching bump limit does that.

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>>33470021
Okay, so. The way the tax works is non-linear.

For 1x, there's a 4.5% tax on a buy. So, you pay 100% + 4.5% of the current coin price, so 104.5%.
For multicoin, you pay 4.5% tax times the step of the multicoin /per coin/. That means, for 3x, there's a 13.5% tax on a buy... per coin. So, you get 3 coins for 300% + 3*13.5% = 340.5%, or 113.5% per coin.
For 10x, it becomes 145% of a coin's price per coin. So, don't multicoin until you can feel that /even/ the multicoin is profitable.

[Anonymous No.]

Die

[Anonymous No.]

>>33479395
Live

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>33479412
Next time I wont "die" post and the thread will actually die

[Anonymous No.]

>>33479577
No it won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>33479606
NTA but it died twice yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>33476315
I think that's more the cause of people leaving, than the reason of people leaving

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>>33479638
I know, but it happened while I and the die anon (I think) were sleeping. Burgers are the ones slacking off when it comes to keeping the thread alive

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>>33479721
I wasn't going to make a new thread three times in a row after the last several died

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>>33479721
To be fair yesterday it died during the gura 3d live and the catalog was moving extremely fast because of it, a good few places died, not just us.
After that it took a while for the next one and I think a few people missed it?

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>>33479858
I think there are only two anons making threads, maybe I'll make one next time I wake up to none for a change
>>33480210
Fair enough for yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>33479721
hi die anon desu
yeah I was sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

LUNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>33481834
lunigger

[Anonymous No.]

COCO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33481834
>Not calling her "Luna-tan"
You had ONE JOB you fucking ignoramus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33482229
I'm Sorry alright. I just like the way Luna sounds on its own

[Anonymous No.]

>Game 2 bets already closed
>not even halftime in game 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>33484018
Fast game pls andastand.
Bets for QFs close 30 minutes before scheduled game time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33485263
I saw the "closes when conditions are shown" yesterday and assumed that was the bound against the scheduled start times which are always way later than the actual start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33486431
That's just for Semis and onwards. The QFs close as they have for the rest of the cup. It's so I can actually get something done today while watching the first half of the day casually.

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>>33479721
>slacking
I saw it die and let it die on purpose, I wasn't slacking

[Anonymous No.]

>>33488455
why are burgers like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33488646
what's the point of bumping this shit hole where nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.]

We need Nene on our team

[Anonymous No.]

There can only be one true male!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33488455
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33489863
ye, towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>33489755
you mean haachama surely
based hfz promo where half of it was her choking haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>33491046
We'll see after /chama/-/hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

I am 0 for 3 on bets today. If you would like to know how the semis and finals are going to go, check how I bet, then bet against me.

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>>33491639
$150m in the hole BTW

[Anonymous No.]

>>33491639
Lucky, I'm 0 for 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33491810
I was too late to bet on the first game. I would've lost that bet as well.

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[Anonymous No.]

the market recovering looks orgasmic on the life graph, i dont even get good divs

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. Mutual Funds are treated similarly. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.

>Game Activity
• There have been 211 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 4 more than last week.

>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 11.09.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 18.09.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading. 14- or 21-dat average price of a coin from last week is used for coins that were bought more than a week ago, since the profits from the coin gaining price have already been counted as Investments or Appreciation.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 17.09.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.
- ‘Fund Profit’ are combined sources of revenue from funds: Investment, Trading, Inflation, and CEO/Board Commissions.
- ‘Share Payout’ is the dividends paid out to shareholders by mutual funds.
Additionally, ‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns are added next to ‘Rank’ in the report. ± outlines the change in position from the last week’s report, with N/A meaning that said user did not figure in last week’s report for some reason. Diff is the difference in placing between the income/trading overview rank and real leaderboard rank. The more positive those numbers are, the better, since in ‘±’ case it means improvement from the last week, and in ‘Diff’ case that means that in terms of either overall or trading income you are ‘punching above your weight class’.

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>>33494943
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price.
‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns function identically to the ones in Income Overview.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

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>>33494971
>Shares Overview
This section of the Returns Report focuses on profits given by Mutual Funds that excludes the weekly dividend payout, which is incorporated into the Dividends Overview instead. Shares Overview is sorted by ‘Total Shares Profit’.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted throughout the week into Mutual Fund shares, ‘Invested Fees’ is the amount paid on top of the share price in fees for the Board, ‘Investment Profit’ is the difference between the buying price of a fund (if the share was bought throughout the week) and its 3-day average at the time of the Report, ‘Trade Profit’ are gains from selling fund shares. ‘Share Inflation’ is the rise in price of shares bought prior to the data collection period, and is the difference between the 3-day average at the start of the data collection period and 3-day average at the end of the data collection period. ‘Div Commissions’ is the commission for the Board and the CEO collected at dividends, as dictated by the ‘Shareholder/CEO Div%’ values of funds. ‘Fee Commissions’ are the commissions distributed to the Board and the CEO as the share is bought, using the Fee value of the fund.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33494999
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ plus ‘Share Payout’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor newer players and oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33495030
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
Wallet appreciation can be a major source of profit or losses, depending on the direction of the market.
Mutual Funds includes share price inflation, trading and investment gains/losses, and CEO/Board commissions.
Shares Payout is, in essence, similar to dividends, except that it is projected to increase over time due to the growth of funds.

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>>33495061
>Funds Overview
Funds data is sorted from largest to smallest total net worth at the data collecting period, same as in the game.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Total Dividends’ is the total pool of dividends that was then divided by the number of shares and distributed to shareholders.
- ‘Fund Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation, same as for the individual players’ report.
All of those are added to get the ‘Total Weekly Profits’. Since those funds have very different total net worths, it is then divided by average net worth over the last week to get ‘Avg. Returns’, roughly assessing how much a fund has gained compared to its net worth. Please note that this is only an estimate due to the inclusion of ‘Investment Profit’ column, and that the data for fast-growing funds might be slightly inaccurate in terms of their real returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33495086
>Funds Trading
This section functions identically to Trading Overview of individual accounts, except that it looks at the trades of mutual funds. It is sorted by total trading income.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

let's fucking goooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Electrum Corporation would like to announce that it's shares have doubled in price in a bit less, than 2 weeks.
Our workers do their best to bring you profit, so I hope you will continue to support us in the future as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33495467
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33495852
You heard it here first folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496035
>/koopa/ just scored

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496076

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496184
TAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BETTING ON THE SAME OPTIONS AS ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496503
I bet on this match as soon as it went up. Why would you knowingly bet like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496729
I was the very first one to bet on both the finals and the 3rd place match, you fiend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33496808

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>>33496862
HELP ITS THE PIRATES THEY ARE FUCKING ROBBING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33497060
can't wait for blondesman's report once the bets are done for the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33497168
I JUST STARTED MAKING PROFIT I COULD SEE THE TOP40 ALREADY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33497409
Maybe if I'd bet against NASFAQ we would've won...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33497474
>it was Tampa's fault all along
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT I FUCKING GOT IT NOW
>haachama is the strongest player
>we removed Haaton-V
>we get 31st place
The mystery is solved at last!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33500231
you fucker

[Anonymous No.]

BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thank you, Tampaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Anonymous No.]

WE NEED A BETTING BOARD UPDATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>33500521
...did you add a counter-bet once you knew it'd be against me? Kek. Should've maxed it out. Make up for earlier
>>33500619
Please wait sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33500619
Please no I don't want to see the update.

[Anonymous No.]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THANK YOU TAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sleep don't die please

[Anonymous No.]

>>33500676
Those are the Cup-winner bet and the Double-up.
I would lose 183m, if /chama/ won

[Anonymous No.]

>>33500231

[Anonymous No.]

It's nearly 2AM for me, so I go to sleep. GGs, everyone

[Anonymous No.]

No betting against final boss?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

BETTING BOARD IS UPDATED
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
>>33500980
dunno. BBB, consider adding a GD bet or a "will they manage to score at all" bet for the final boss next time.

[Anonymous No.]

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33501785
Who needs money anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33502247
I saw you at the top of today"s L's and was shocked someone out did my bets.

[Anonymous No.]

Takoside apparently doubled his whole networth on those divegrass bets. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

Full gambling breakdown is up here: >>33504832
Numbers Review will be up as soon as I get it up.

[Anonymous No.]

flat belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33506136

[Anonymous No.]

>>33506136

[Anonymous No.]

>>33511223
>>33511451
Alright, which one of you is it gonna be

[Anonymous No.]

>>33511655
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

Noel has ruined my sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515976
Except I am going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516077
sleep tight orca poster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

night, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33524532
Night

[Anonymous No.]

F

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

new bet for pekora's FGO stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>33533439
nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>33536640
hold up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33533439
Lizbros, is it our time to shine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33536640
nice Aki!

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>33538553
go awya lizniggers

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

Preventive Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>go to global
>it is full of liz posting
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33544640
liz love!

[Anonymous No.]

Lack coin should be added in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>33546785
Liz > Hobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33546840
Call me when Liz has a battery

[Anonymous No.]

:)

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

[Anonymous No.]

excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

lol have fun being poor M

[Anonymous No.]

jk lol I love her but I'm not buying no $200k pirates

[Anonymous No.]

See you later losers, I'm going to space

[Anonymous No.]

honk what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Gura :: $104,554.67
>Hololive :: $72,773.87
>Marine :: $54,759.35

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 4)
>Rurudo :: -$195.41
>Syrios :: -$59.97
>Civia :: -$0.25

Overall Average Adjustment is $16,618.46
Average Upward Adjustment is $17,661.11
Average Downward Adjustment is -$63.97

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33550784

[Anonymous No.]

>78%

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[Anonymous No.]

dunno man I'd sell all these spikes

[Anonymous No.]

The circumstances are a bit weird, but I finally made it into the top 100!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551214
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a brainlet, why did almost every holo jump up so high?

[Anonymous No.]

what the deuce?

[Anonymous No.]

>cypher is 1st again

[Anonymous No.]

this is the most amount of coins I have set on the autotrader for months now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33550608
>>33550636
yeah fuck that lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551423

[Anonymous No.]

dead game

[Anonymous No.]

i am going through $2m credits per cycle
this seems ideal

[Anonymous No.]

>215 Purchases
>25499 Sales

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551527
this shall be known as the great sell off

[Anonymous No.]

So what do we call this historic day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551599
Moon Monday

[Anonymous No.]

please devs make this the new floor price to btfo all these sellers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551599
the day we are running away with the money.
>>33551671
will be retarded but infinitely funny. do it devs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm buying rushia 5x.

[Anonymous No.]

post trades

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552057
Let's all partake in Nana

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552057
>Not buying Rurudo while she's 40% under average

[Anonymous No.]

Still not buying any Gura (not watching her either).

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552171
stupid coin that goes to the stupid moon when she streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552057

[Anonymous No.]

explanation from the devs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552404
based trialdev

[Anonymous No.]

>>33552404
basqed trialdev

[Anonymous No.]

We've gone past the Moon and straight into the outer space

[Anonymous No.]

>>33551671
>>33552404
new price floor confirmed, sellers BTFOed

[Anonymous No.]

Board's about to move a mile a minute. Please keep the thread, and any other threads you care about, bumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554175
Sure, I'm happy to post Aki images

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554175

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554175
... what's happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554175
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33554549
>>33554551
Kronii's being dumb on twitter again and feeding trolls instead of letting a subject drop. It's gotten to the point where the HoloEN twitter came out and said "Talents do what they want and we let them; don't harass people", which is only going to make the board worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555694
I think the board already calmed down, threads reached page 11 in 20 minutes this morning though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555694
All of this for the worms collab? wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Checked the VOD and Pekora's first SR Servant was Astolfo, so I awarded Rider the bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33555869
It was mainly because she supposedly promised her members to keep homo collabs at a minimum, went on a break after a homo collab and came back for two more

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556277
free money

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck am i gonna spend all this liquid by friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>33556706
Buy oshi and collect hats

[Anonymous No.]

Nigger test

[Anonymous No.]

I swear I'll start selling 10x and as soon as I look away values will go back to normal

[Anonymous No.]

If you sell shares of my fund, I'll know and I'll hold a grudge

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK THEY MANUALLY ADJUSTED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>33557079
nigga im selling my own shares today, there is nothing personal in it

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, shouldn't you be selling fund shares tomorrow, instead?

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>>33557079
Based I keep tabs on the people in my fund too.

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>>33557608
based

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>>33557472
Lazy Laundry Cash LLC shares will sell for 9 million each.
Ninjinc shares will sell for 1.1 million each.
and so on, I'm sure you can make your own financial decisions.

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>>33557472
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>33557658
I thought it was based on the old price....

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>>33557112
Made me look.

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>>33557608
I'm never buying funds again

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>>33557608

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>>33557608
Based, I do the same and try to be kinder to the anons who buy my shares

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>>33557722
When that happens it is a due to a bug, but it doesn't happen that often. You should be selling today.

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>>33558003
Wouldn't it be better to only sell shares of the big funds who can't convert all their coins into liquid? Those that can will reinvest all that money into good deals

[Anonymous No.]

>Selling Funds
I ain't sellin'

[Anonymous No.]

What a busy market we have today!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm buying funds 1000x

[Anonymous No.]

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

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>>33557608
I would sell your shares, if I had any left.

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>>33479721
>Burgers are the ones slacking off when it comes to keeping the thread alive
why would I bump this place if the secret club exists

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>>33558134
Well yes, there isn't much sense in selling a fund that does convert all their coins to liquid, but thats impossible for almost all the medium+ sized funds, and then there are some cheaper funds that haven't even begun selling coins off yet, so those are about to find themselves in a lot of trouble.

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>>33557608
Start selling your coins then retard, every second that passes without you dumping coins you are actively damaging those who invested in you.

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>>33558750
I guess that makes sense

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>>33558503
>why would I bump this place if the secret club exists
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

I actually cba to sell anything

[Anonymous No.]

>When users sell their shares of a fund, the money will come directly out of the fund's balance. If the fund has insufficient balance at market close to handle the amount of sales, they will go into debt and an interest of 10% is added to their liability. They will need to either invest more into the company or sell off some of their portfolio to make up for the deficit
Wifstax... Chances people buy more shares later on to make up for the deficit?

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>>33559720
>he doesn't know

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>>33559976
>trying to stir shit up
>again

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>>33559720
>>33559976
>>33560128
The Lizcord

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>>33555805
nasfaq picked a good day to malfunction, it saved the thread
>>33557079
I'm selling my own fund. Stay mad.
>>33557608
>don't see my name there
>must be a fund with a big fee
>I sleep

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>>33560318

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>>33560559
Don't get uppity

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>>33559898
I'm sorry Wifstax-san I promise I'll buy them back

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[Anonymous No.]

setting my fee to 20% just for today

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>>33564384
You aren't the only one

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>>33564384
>>33564746
Fees apply to sales too?

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>>33565163
No. Just getting ready for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey all, trial dev here.
My leading theory on today is the youtube api shitting itself, as someone else noted poi was also dead for a long time. As far as I am aware we don't actually use poi itself.
You might also be pleased to know I did some emergency bug fixes and some QOL, the become lamy fund situation shouldn't happen again as it was indeed a bug, this took way too long to figure out how to solve. I think I've fixed those incorrect percentages on funds that display on networth changes and the like. Also after many painstaking days of crashes, I got the mutual fund chats to autoscroll to the latest message on load, with thanks to the newest dev on their suggestions on this.
I also expanded the email verification message to include a little bit more detail on what to do if the email doesn't send.
Let me know if I missed any percentages, hopefully everything works as expected in the near future.
-trial dev

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>>33565867
trialdev love

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>>33565928
I always appreciate these messages, thanks!

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>>33566923
Cute trialdev!

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>>33565867
We don't have fan-art for you yet... or there'd be an edit specific to you already.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna breed trialdev

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>>33556816
>Buy oshi
based

[Anonymous No.]

how retarded would it be for me to take all my extra liquid and spend it on starting a mutual fund

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>>33573757
Tomorrow might be extra red, so it's not a stupid idea at all. Keep it private, buy into the reds tomorrow, and then make it public after the prices stabilize.

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>>33574094
>red
Thanks for the reminder manual adjustment is going to be twice as fast this week as everyone buys back the coins they sold today

[Anonymous No.]

>>33574209
Tonight's M.O.V.E. Report is gonna be HOT.

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>>33573757

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Today along my journey I crossed paths with a neighbour, and found him to be deceased.
For the first time a member of Kusanagi surpasses a member of the Miyatsuko!
Regardless, I pay my respects to the dead.
May he rest in peace.

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>>33576761
Pachiman...

Congratulations, it's a major achievement. See you at the top.

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lol, lmao

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>>33565867
>it was indeed a bug
what's the bug? the price?

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>>33577076
>sort by balance
oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

Please buy Wifstax shares
The future of dividends funds depend on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33578293
Just sell your coins?
Your not doing anyone any favors by refusing to sell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33578500
I'm a fan of the fund
Please save my oshi fund

[Anonymous No.]

mutual funds should be regularly be pruned. we need fresh ones

[Anonymous No.]

mutual funds should combine to make super mutual funds

[Anonymous No.]

mutual funds should have sub tiers

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now that we have some big negative balances in mutual fund, can someone explain to me what does
>If the fund has insufficient balance at market close to handle the amount of sales, they will go into debt and an interest of 10% is added to their liability
means? broker transforming as a loan shark and getting 10% of networth everyday?

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>>33576761
Ayo it's me
Go blasph go!

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>>33578293
>>33578534
sell coins. in what world were TOWA, or even gura or marine, ever going to be worth holding onto at that price for dividends? are you thinking about the 30 week strategy??? gura more than tripled in value, and none of those three are kobo - who would just about have paid off in 20 weeks if you didn't sell since she's been hanging her balls down low all over 10% divs for months now.
a "dividends fund" without kobo #1? why?

[Anonymous No.]

The devs saw how inactive the threads are and that 2 threads died in a single day leading to them purposely breaking adjustment so people would become active again.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello there.
Here is every coin that is currently 22% or higher above their 14-day average. A lot of these coins are going down very quickly, so I would advise that if you haven't already started, get on liquidating these coins as best as you can.
Consult THEFT for a better idea on multiconing if you need it.

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haha, I'm in danger

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>>33580499
Despite Aki's price being an all-time record for her, her shares are decreasing pretty slowly, with just 34K sold since adjustment (funds owned 42K Aki shares just before adjustment)
Is the majority of anons not selling their own coins?

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>>33581732
I'm not sure, actually. I don't think she has any major events coming up, so it might just be that she's already been dumped as much as she's going to be, and her price spike caught people flatfooted.

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>>33581732
still dumping her 6x over here

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>>33582528
>>33582590
I think I'm just too used to funds changing the shares game. Even if 40 people were selling Aki times 10 without missing any cycles, they'd only have sold around 20K Aki by now. And that's a pretty big if since only one player is selling Aki times 10 in the recent activity tab, most are selling around 5 Aki at once

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>>33583151
Checking the real oshiboard, the top 10 anons own over 220K Aki, most players just don't have enough Aki to justify a 10 multicoin sell. I guess I'll never see Aki fall below 300K shares ever again

[Anonymous No.]

uooooh joesei

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>>33584673
God, imagine, IMAGINE the Joesex.

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>>33579543
For an example:
Networth $1000, balance $-100, 10% interest means the balance would be $-110 (Networth would then be $990 I think), compounds each day so the next day it would be $-121 if you did nothing.
>>33578042
Couple things, it should have been $10 since negative networth but the logic was slightly wrong, also there was a case that when someone sold the fund would take too much out, in most cases it was minimal but because everyone sold from that fund at once it lead to negatives.
-trial dev

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>Duplicate file exists

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>Check autotrader on market page
>Says I have like $20m in credits after putting in 100m last night
>Refresh
>I've been out of credits for hours and the broker is taking my money
What is the fucking point of a UI that auto-updates if it still requires a refresh? I've only ever given the broker money because of this shitty glitch. I demand a rope. For the broker's neck.

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>>33584921
Thanks

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>>33587034
THE BROKER IS USING BLACK MAGIKS TO GET YER MONEY

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>>33587034
BDSM with the broker? Hot

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>>33587034
yeah, I had to automate credits with my bot because the same thing happened to me all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

uooooh joesei

[Anonymous No.]

>log in
>risu goes up by like 50k
damn I doubled my networth today. kinda funny.

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>>33595594
this post reeks of faggotry

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>>33595822
well you were my valentine uwu
so back at you

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>>33595874
I have no idea who you are

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>>33595903
:(

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>>33595594
Ayo what the fuck

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>>33597170
it knows

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>>33580499
I will HODL Kiara because I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33601701
you will stay poor

[Anonymous No.]

ii nioi

[Anonymous No.]

Ipo?

[Anonymous No.]

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Hey honk, great update and all and I'm really proud of you for continuing to support this game after a year and a half of us retards screeching in a basket weaving forum
You seem like a pretty clever person so I don't want to insult your intelligence, but I got one quick question that's been bothering me
uh
where's Tempus

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>>33612258
it happened 2 and a half hours ago

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>>33612333
right here, I guess those should've been included though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33606372
Perhaps. I am aware my short lived boost will not last much longer but I think Kiara shares are a much better measure of success than money anyway

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>>33612903

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>>33612397
whoops. apparently my no males options are on huh. my bad. It's just 3 new guys right?

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>>33587034
Noob here
Auto trader doko?

[Anonymous No.]

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

IM SELLING TOWA TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33616610
koko

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60. Promise. It's just extremely late.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 70,861,143, a change of -5.77% from yesterday's Total Shares. The last time there was a change in shares this significant was almost a year ago, on 10/2 of last year, which was a 5.002% INCREASE in volume.
>Average shares per coin is 957,583. There are 27 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 310 days.
>Izuru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 1 day.

Top 4 Volume Increases Today (of 4):
>Rurudo :: +4.7%
>Civia :: +1.0%
>Syrios :: +0.6%
>Rushia :: +0.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 70):
>Miyabi :: -27.9%
>Aruran :: -25.7%
>Izuru :: -22.0%
>Rikka :: -21.9%
>Pochimaru :: -20.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $357,501.15 liquid to start with. This is a change of 43.43% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate. For reference, the last time the Starting Liquid Estimate moved more than 10% was 10/29 of last year. The last time the market moved this much was 9/4 of last year, jumping from $76,346.71 to $132,016.76 in a single day (72.92% up). This is a bigger spike than any we've seen in over a year, and numerically is the biggest spike NASFAQ has ever seen.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,173,845,029,469.25, a change of 47.27% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,789.64. There are 17 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 day.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 70):
>Gura :: +172.8%
>Miyabi :: +159.3%
>Hololive :: +124.6%
>Risu :: +122.1%
>Aki :: +107.4%

Top 4 Value Losses today (of 4):
>Iofi :: -21.7%
>Matsuri :: -11.3%
>Baelz :: -7.1%
>Dezmond :: -1.9%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $181,911,166,189, a difference of 3.53% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $24,565,763,768.10, a change of 171% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Kiara :: +27.1%
>Baelz :: +18.5%
>Choco :: +12.5%
>Aki :: +11.1%
>Chloe :: +10.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin adjusted red, but is still trending down.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>68 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Gura :: -$1607.58 Down :: -$16,075.83 from adj.
>Hololive :: -$1316.43 Down :: -$13,164.28 from adj.
>Marine :: -$1141.28 Down :: -$11,412.79 from adj.
>Risu :: -$1066.77 Down :: -$10,667.68 from adj.
>Fubuki :: -$874.82 Down :: -$8,748.16 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Syrios :: -$5.97 Down :: -$59.67 from adj.
>Civia :: $29.29 Up :: $292.86 from adj.
>Rushia :: $32.96 Up :: $329.56 from adj.
>Dezmond :: -$79.19 Down :: -$791.89 from adj.
>Nana :: -$90.72 Down :: -$907.22 from adj.

Overall Average movement was -$464.84 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $62.62 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$487.12 per hour.

Grug has taken a vacation with his billions. He will hopefully return in a day or two.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33619792
fuck love

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>>33595874
that wasn't me retard I wouldn't forget my valentine

[Anonymous No.]

Aki with cat ears

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alive

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Dead

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tampa...how much did it cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33629392
Error: Duplicate file exists. Here >>33564746

[Anonymous No.]

Live.

[Anonymous No.]

Is yt api still fucky or is the market returning to normal today?

[Anonymous No.]

LLC & Cute and Funny love

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631648
It'd be fun if it was still messed up, but also very annoying

[Anonymous No.]

CAN'T
TURN
BACK
TIMEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 63)
>Pekora :: $22,347.15
>Ui :: $20,052.15
>Pochimaru :: $19,383.02

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 14)
>Gura :: -$48,351.89
>Risu :: -$14,920.28
>Ayame :: -$14,749.49

Overall Average Adjustment is $2,089.69
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,495.91
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,738.30

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and why's everything green again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33631938
He said "it'd be fun"?
P U M P I T

[Anonymous No.]

Wifstax was right. He was right, and you killed him

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is oversold...

[Anonymous No.]

The game is working perfectly as intended, I think winnings can be handed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33632643
youtube-kun will bankrupt us at this point...

[Anonymous No.]

>What's that? Everything went green and there were big sales? The biggest in a year?
>Yes, Ms. Honk. Operation: Pump U Up seems to have been a success. We've taken a huge bite out of the volume inflation. What now?
>Pump it again.

[Anonymous No.]

My theory at the moment is we are catching up on yesterdays numbers, looking at fauna she streamed 2 days ago for 104k, nothing yesterday, but yesterday she reported 15k views, today 140k. I would assume we just got two days of numbers in one, and tomorrow will be the red day. If there's more examples to prove me wrong ,please do as this was just a quick guess/glance.
-trial dev

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>>33633125
Don't believe the dev FUD tomorrow is going to be green again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33633125
honk will make it green again just to spite you trialdev

[Anonymous No.]

TIIIIIIMEEEEE I'LL ALWAYS BE A PRISONER TO MY AMBITIONS

[Anonymous No.]

I sold everything yesterday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33633346
Eh, if today was actually the crash you would never forgive yourself

[Anonymous No.]

SELL EVERYTHING. HONK WILL CRASH THE SERVER WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>33633346
>sell yesterday
>priced out of everything
>can only watch since schrödingers market adjustment, which may or may happen poses too much risk to buy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm straight up having a confused time

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>>33634203
Me too, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33634203
It's alright, just buy oshi x10

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Ange

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