[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 59 KB, 682x611, 0804DBAD-495A-4171-AF5F-1D9CDB2F60F2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3338263 No.3338263 [Reply] [Original]

Nothing has ever made me want a girlfriend as much as watching Holos

I need to figure out how to get laid

>> No.3338707

>>3338263
>wanting a girlfriend
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.3338739

>>3338263
3 Steps:

1) Stop watching Hololive
2) Stop masturbating
3) Slap Ass

>> No.3338785

>>3338739
Don’t listen to him anon this will only change you from looser virgin to asshole virgin,
Follow this steps
1) Do exercise
2) Do what makes you happy
3) don’t give a shit about getting a gf
Just be happy and better yourself if you look for a gf even if you find one you won’t be happy, better yourself and with time someone perfect will come

>> No.3338979

>>3338263
Unless your luck is good, you'll be very disappointed with gf experience.

>> No.3339114

>>3338263
I dunno I don't think this is the best place to ask

>> No.3339370

The only things you need to get a gf is going out and talking to people, hence you need a job with young people or a hobbyist club

>> No.3339528

>>3338785
JUST BE HAPPY BRO LIFE WILL WORK ITSELF OUT BRO DONT WORRY BRO
kys

>> No.3339644

You can be happy and get a gf while you enjoy Hololive. Getting a gf that doesn't share similar interests would get you even more depressed in the long run.

The pussy isn't worth it. Marriage is da way. Talking about holo girls without being awkward is da way.

>> No.3339965

>>3338263
I don't think not having gf is the problem. Fix your mentality and you'll be happy without girls. Otherwise I feel bad for your future girlfriend if you think she's your medicine

>> No.3341365

>>3338263
Are you less than 25 years old? The obsession with sex should fade away by then and then you can focus on building your own life.

>> No.3341394

your best chance was before you got into this hobby

>> No.3342594
File: 89 KB, 607x500, IMG_1078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3342594

>>3338263
i will be your girlfriend anon

>> No.3342639

>>3338263
i wonder if having okayu as your gf would be the best thing ever because she doesn't give a fuck or annoying as hell because she's so meh about everything

>> No.3342646

>>3338739
>>3338785
Ignore these retards, these are the real 3 steps
1) It's over
2) It never began for you
3) The fact that you're on this board is proof enough of that

>> No.3342845

>>3338979
When is a holo going to do a GFE where they bitch at you for not taking out the half-full trash and talking about their coworker's cousin's exciting visit to the dentist

>> No.3344873
File: 199 KB, 862x1163, 1618004535854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3344873

>>3338263

>> No.3344979

>>3338263
>getting laid = having a gf
um no sweaty

>> No.3345022

>>3338263
>Nothing has ever made me want a girlfriend as much as watching Holos

hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

imagine telling a girl you watch other girls pretend to be anime girls online when youre lonely, youre incel for life for watching that trash

>> No.3345024

Not worth it anon, you can't shut a girlfriend off in the same way you can close a stream. Also requires actual interaction and commitment on your end. Also less time to watch chuubas

>> No.3345134

>>3345024
Yeah, but you will never have a 2-way relationship with a chuuba. You will never touch her and have children with her.

>> No.3345187
File: 245 KB, 720x720, 1620179083318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3345187

>>3338263
I'm 36, I thought I gave up on having sex. But now holos made me crave sex and affection after a decade.
I don't want to feel like this anymore.

>> No.3345255

>>3345134
Everything has a tradeoff, and personally there's no chuuba I've ever actually wanted to date or marry anyways. Fuck sure but not a relationship.

>> No.3345342

>>3345134
>You will never touch her and have children with her.

Yes but you can send her a superchat and she might say your name on stream, that's almost as good.

>> No.3345351

>>3345022
>imagine telling a girl you watch other girls pretend to be anime girls online when youre lonely
Anon, why would anyone willingly do this

>> No.3345439

>>3345022
I wish I could talk to a girl...

>> No.3345548

>>3342646
/thread

>> No.3345723

>>3345187
>ywn give pekora the old peko-around

>> No.3345740

>>3339528
t. asshole virgin

>> No.3345763

>>3338263
>3DPD
Never.

>> No.3346078

>>3345134
>high chance of failure and setting your life back by years or even decades
>wanting to bring children into this world just so they can suffer
Fuck (You) and fuck 3DPD. Also touching women loses its appeal after you turn 18

>> No.3346170

>>3338263
Find some vtuber with single digit viewership and groom her into your vtuber gf wife

>> No.3346860

>>3338785
>do this
>10 years single and counting
Thanks

>> No.3346959

>>3338263
You should get yourself a rare kind of girlfriend (male)

>> No.3347227

>>3346170

They all already have 500 gift sub badge simp mods, even if they only have a few viewers

>> No.3347247

Same, I started seeing one of my exes again recently and I think watching vtubers had a lot to do with it. It does make you crave the intimacy they're (sort of) giving their audiences.
>>3338785
This is terrible advice. Girls are very passive about dating, you have to actively seek them out and make it clear you want them or 99% of them will just ignore you and never make the first move even if they do like you and you'll end up like >>3346860. The guys who get laid the most are the ones constantly out there chasing tail, and it works even for average/ugly guys even if it takes more tries/effort for them. Even if you're an immense Henry Cavill-tier chad you will never find a girlfriend by sitting inside all day shitposting and watching youtube videos.

>> No.3347300

>>3347247

lmao you broke up with your ex so that she could fuck other guys while you watch vtubers and masturbate, you're literally a meme

>> No.3347340

>>3347300
I broke up with her because she's kind of cringe, socially awkward, and mildly menhera; watching vtubers made me realize I don't really care about those things anymore.

>> No.3347426
File: 867 KB, 1280x1166, Ollie Yabs HARD [sound=files.catbox.moe%2F0c7ib6.mp3].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3347426

Ignore anyone telling you otherwise anon.

>> No.3347718

>>3338263
Congrats Anon

As someone who has recently gotten a GF here were my steps.
1) Pick a Hobby that requires a lot of socializing and will meet in person. I personally picked Dungeon's and Dragons.
2) Make a group of friends that preferably includes more than one girl.
3) Get to know girls as friends before asking them out. It took me around a year of hanging out and getting to know her before asking for the date. This also lets you know if you actually like this person.
4) Shoot your shot. Most girls will wait for you to pop the question so when you thing your ready take it.
5) A GF will not be like a Holo. Vtubers are foremost entertainers and will play up different parts of their personalities. When it comes to a GF they can have many of the same traits just more subdued, My GF really likes loli and fantasies about being a monstergirl, but that's not all she is and she doesn't talk about it all the time.

This is what worked for me but really the plan is putting yourself out there, forming bonds, and being willing to get hurt.

>> No.3348527

>>3347718
I will second everything from this anon except (3). Sometimes chemistry develops over time, but often it's apparent right from the start, and if so you're better off making moves early imo, else they can end up thinking you aren't interested. Whether it's that kind of situation or you have to hang out as friends for a while to build a relationship is something you'll just have to feel out, depends on the girl.

>> No.3352406

>>3347718
>5) They me'too you on social media because "you're a creep" and dared to ask them out and you end up losing your job and die penniless on the streets
No thanks.

>> No.3352500

>>3352406
>don't bother seeking out happiness and affection on the off-chance someone posts mean things about you on the internet
ogey

>> No.3352662

>>3352500
All you need is chuubas until AI GFs get invented and you can leave society forever. Then live off your neetbux while society collapses.

>> No.3352878

>>3352662
That's still like 2 to 3 decades from being feasible anon.

>> No.3352913

>>3352878
This is why you use chuubas to deal with crippling loneliness as a stopgap solution.

>> No.3353066

>>3352406
Only true if you're stupid enough to ask out a coworker

>> No.3353104
File: 539 KB, 487x590, IMG_3188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3353104

>>3338263
it is both hilarious and sad how it took 3d girls posing as 2d girls to finally get you "3dpd!!!" retards to understand that real girls can be funny, talented, and worthy of respect.

>> No.3353180

>>3353104
Nah they got baited into thinking 3D girls are worth it by GFE coombait comedians when they still really aren't

>> No.3353189

>>3353104
I went from hating 100% of women to 99.99% of women. Still doesn't change the fact I'll die a virgin though because my hatred and bitterness can't be fixed even by the purest of chuubas.

>> No.3355908

>>3338263
>>>/adv/

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action