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DON'T LET LUCA'S YAB DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT ROSEMI HID SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD FROM EVERYONE
>Suspiciously smart as an elementary school girl
>Dodges anything related with real life, adult shit and when trying to talk about it has to google it in order to explain shit
>Can't tell a story that doesn't involve her parents
>Only wears clothes that her mom buys her
>Her only friends are girls from the same company and her mom
>Has an irrational fear of Jerma
>Weights 33 kilos and barely over 4 feet
>Didn't even know adults pay taxes
>Doesn't wear bras because "it's still too early"
>Didn't even know about periods until Enna started talking about them, she had to change the topic when she asked when she was going to get hers
>Supposedly worked in a office but nothing of what she did there makes any sense, everything she tries to elaborate on sounds fake. Can't even describe a fucking office
>In response to that she made an infamous "waking up early before work stream" that dragged for 2 hours. At the end she went back to sleep without noticing what she did.
>Somehow she landed a job in that area without ever finishing highschool or college/uni
>Can't do anything without her manager says she's like a mom
>Easily gets lost every where
>Almost cried during an implied sex scene in a movie watchalong
>One of her inspirations for vtubing is Roa because she started streaming "early" in Niji
>Has an unexplainable attraction to rock'n'roll
>Thinks smoking, drinking and swearing are most adult shit you can ever do in your life
>Ike, Pomu, Elira, Ange and Sonny have let out very loud UOOOHHs when interacting with her
>Gets free food because "they think she's a child"
>Wanted to hurt herself when her hamster died, her parents had to console her for days
>Lives on pure sugar
>Refuses to wear pants, she only wears skirts or dresses
>9 pm and automatically becomes sleepy
AND NOW
>Accidentally revealed she's 12 year old in a stream and immediately shut down any questions about it.
>If you type 12 years old in chat you get banned
>In a stream today she said soon she's going to be 13 years old. She immediately changed the number insisting she's going to be "1350"

>> No.32802948

>>32802860
She told me she's 18, she better not have lied about it...

>> No.32803058

I uh.... don't think that's the case but hell, child exploitation isn't out of the range of possibilities for Nijisanji, either, so....

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>> No.32803182

>>32802860
Uh-uh, especially when she offcollab and some random dude appreciated her toes.
Sure.

>> No.32804837

>>32802860
She's a criminal

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>>32802860
Do you have a timestamp for this or do I need to watch a clippers shit attempt at humor? I need to know so I can update my headcanon

>> No.32808237

>>32802860
thats a lot of shit

>> No.32809861

>>32802860
Proof or gtfo

>> No.32810033

>>32802860
obviously, that was just a joke but even joking about being under 13 can get your accounts suspended on certain services.

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>> No.32810294

What is luca's yab?

>> No.32810389

>>32810294
He deleted the mc server pomu spent so much time working on.

>> No.32813283

>>32810389
RUMAO, poor pomu

>> No.32813417

>>32802860
So she's the same age as Kobo? They should collab with each other.

>> No.32813536

>>32802860
>Has an unexplainable attraction to rock'n'roll
What’s that supposed to mean?

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>> No.32813832

>>32803058
Hey buddy, Kobo thread is 2 pages down.

>> No.32814533

>>32802860
ROSEMI SAMA IM A PEDOPHILE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.32816280

>>32810389
How'd he do that?

>> No.32820894

>>32802860
She's just a hapa. Those are very neotenous and mentally unstable.

>> No.32820941

>>32802860
least retarded niji fan

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