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Previous Thread: >>32539555

>> No.32553448

I miss her...

>> No.32553468

Gura will be dropping her schedule on her anniversary week. Just hold a little longer, bros.

>> No.32553471
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The gigashrimp

>> No.32553477
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32553477

Gura vore me please.

>> No.32553478
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>> No.32553485
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>> No.32553502
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32553502

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.32553506

Would you rather rim gura or gura rim you?

>> No.32553532

>>32553468
Gura will do 2 stream in a week at the last second unannounced and you will like it.
One of them will be an hour long.

>> No.32553546
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>>32553485
God imagine sliding the head of my penis down into her throat, pushing past her gag reflex, and getting covered in drool and mucus.

>> No.32553549

>>32553506
obviously the former

>> No.32553551

>>32553506
The former, of course

>> No.32553604

>>32553506
Id eat meals out of Guras butt

>> No.32553631
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32553631

>>32553546
The sound it makes as her throat bulges, breeding her gaping gullet.

>> No.32553653

>>32553549
>>32553551
>her dainty little hands holding your buttcheeks apart

>> No.32553682

>>32553506
both, an anal 69

>> No.32553759

>>32553653
Not interested, I'd rather use my big man hands to hold her buttcheeks apart

>> No.32553774

>>32553653
Would you kiss her afterwards?

>> No.32553799

>>32553759
same desu

>> No.32553800
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32553800

GURA DIED IN MY FUCKING ARMS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.32553852
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32553852

gabungus grabbler

>> No.32553855
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32553855

Sex with Gura!

>> No.32553872
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32553872

vore

>> No.32553889
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32553889

Get your shit together, Gura
My patience is running out and I'm sure I'm not the only one

>> No.32553901

>>32553855
I want to lick Gura's cum gutters.

>> No.32553930 [DELETED] 
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>>32553872
Futa

>> No.32553933
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>>32553889
you are the only one. no one expected her today

>> No.32553936

>>32553872
Yes please

>> No.32553943

This is just another weakbud cleanse. She's just making sure only strongbuds remain.

>> No.32553958

>>32553889
no, you're the only one. And you're a faggot. I'm sorry, it's terminal.

>> No.32553967

>>32553933
lol

>> No.32553971

>>32553889
Eh, this still beats the starts of the summer by far. I imagine greys are pretty upset, but fuck em.

>> No.32553973

>>32553889
*shits pants*

>> No.32553994

>>32553930
>Loli's with giant futa cocks
based, even more so if the loli is breeding a hag

>> No.32554012
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32554012

Hey chumbuds, what would happen if you threw gura in a meat grinder?

>> No.32554013

>>32553943
Weakbuds were never buds in the first place, just miserable grifting faggots

>> No.32554033

>>32553889
Your the only one bud, everyone else gibing about being vored by gura, licking guras ass, eating food from guras ass, and im sure the gura foot guy will show up eventually.

>> No.32554053

>>32554012
I would eat that meat

>> No.32554056

>>32553943
bad excuse
I just want Gura streams I dont give a fuck about the fans.

>> No.32554059
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>>32553889
I think it's time you pick a new oshi if your patience is actually running out

>> No.32554069

>>32553933
More like no one expects her to stream any day.
>>32553943
>It's somehow good Gura doesn't stream

>> No.32554074

>>32553994
Gura is technically a hag so it's the most based image in the thread

>> No.32554092

>>32554056
So stamp your feet and throw a tantrum. Faggot.

>> No.32554145
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32554145

Is gura /meat/ approved?

>> No.32554155

>>32554069
it's good when Gura doesn't stream, cos then i can laugh at you poofters crying and whinging and poopooing your pants.

>> No.32554191

Gura and other idol oshis are the ones you pick when you have achieved dwarf fortress patience. Ame and Korone are the beginner oshis.

>> No.32554193

>>32554056
>>32554069
Let me cope faggots

>> No.32554202
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32554202

>>32553943
Strongbud here
Loving Gura everyday
Not many of us

>> No.32554219
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>>32554145
Yes.

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>>32553943

>> No.32554440 [SPOILER] 
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32554440

Gurass

>> No.32554459

>imagine loving Gura so much that every day without a stream is agony
Fucking weakbuds

>> No.32554492

>>32554440
[x] Goose it

>> No.32554503
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32554503

>>32554092
will do

I WANT GURA STREAMS!!! I WANT GURA STREAMS!!! I WANT HER STREAMS I WANT HER STREAMS I WANT HER STREAMS
GIVE ME GURA STREAMS I WANT THEM NOOOWW!!!!!!

>> No.32554568

>>32554145
Shark fins are a delicacy, shark meat not so much. There are shark meat eaters out there but the meat needs so much processing time to be edible. I'd say she could be a niche pick.

>> No.32554638
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32554638

I'm fine because I have enough other stuff I need to do and VODs to catch up on, but I do hope she goes back to more regular streaming at some point.

>> No.32554642

>>32554503
holy based.....

>> No.32554649

Wednesday schizo here. Gura will be back Wednesday.

>> No.32554708

>>32554649
Based

>> No.32554719

>>32554503
I want ro watch Gura vore my friends, family, enemies with a bratty smug attitude. We cant all have what we want.

>> No.32554930

>>32554638
Weakbud faggot
Anti tier behavior

>> No.32554978
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32554978

STREAM JUST FUCKING STREAM DO ANYTHING PLEASE I BEG YOU ANYTHING
FUCK

>> No.32554980

>>32554638
Imagine wanting Gura to stream more. Improve yourself.

>> No.32554984

Gura is making me hate "projects", deep down I know she will say something like "I was preparing for the myth anniversary" but for some reason she is the only one that can't do that and also stream

>> No.32555064
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>> No.32555075

is there a list of the projects she's done/revealed so far?
i don't think any of them have been worth missing her this much but i could just not be remembering something big

>> No.32555143

Smells grey in here.

>> No.32555148

>>32555075
Well, there's her big unnamed bday project that got un-cancelled and an unspecified special stream that was supposed to happen in August but got delayed. There might be other stuff, but those are the 2 main things I remember

>> No.32555164
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32555164

Weakbud whining invites antis.
Then the antis hide among them to shit on Gura.
Its quite simple.

>> No.32555176

>>32555075
Umisea
2 different concert appearances
Brain Games
Working on getting a Queen cover done
Thats off the top of my head

>> No.32555180

>>32555075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOFOmeHAmfk
If you don't think this is worth the lack of streams you are an anti. Simple as.

>> No.32555201

>>32555075
The ones done -
Shion anniversary
UMiSEA short + song + concert
Big Brain
A little underwhelming if you ask me, it made me happy to see it but I'm still waiting for something that will make me go "Holy shit Gura that's INSANEEEEEEE"

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>>32555164
this is true

>> No.32555231
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>>32555180
you posted the wrong version

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>>32555231

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>> No.32555292

>>32554440
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.32555308

>>32555148
The special stream was brain games.

>> No.32555321
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32555321

>There are greys in this thread RIGHT NOW

>> No.32555332

>>32555180
>500k views in a week
Damn this song was a flop I guess they can learn to not keep the EN girls out of it next time, even better that the whole "is part of the story guys the EN girls will also get a song" cope was for nothing

>> No.32555334

>>32555308
No, she always specified that was Sept 3rd, this was a separate mention.

>> No.32555365

>>32555321
Here's one
>>32555308

>> No.32555409

>>32555332
>500k views in a week
>On main channel
>Flop

>> No.32555452
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>>32555231
>it actually sounds better
literally just add some amen breaks to it and it will actually be good

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>> No.32555486

>>32555075
Brain Games was supposed to be one of the big payoffs, among the Unisea/concert stuff. I'm curious as to what she's still busy with at this point though, her autism about being afraid to tell us what's coming is mind boggling.

>> No.32555520

If I won the lottery I would give Gura my entire winnings just to cum on her feet. I would happily pay $100,000,000 just to cum on her feet in less than 30 seconds. Best buy ever.

>> No.32555552

>>32554069
>>32554155

I'm happy Gura isn't streaming as much because it filters the weak chumbuds, especially the greys. Members get updates about projects, upcoming streams, maid ERP, and karaokes.

She hates her high subscriber count which is why she hardly gives a fuck about celebrating milestones (and her sky high imposter syndrome). She actively wishes all of her greys could fuck off and unsub already so she can have the time of her life with her precious members.

>> No.32555558

>>32555486
Given what some will refer to as "promises", it's really not mind boggling at all

>> No.32555616
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32555616

Just give up, Gura. You tried, you failed. Big projects ain't your thing. I know, I know... we still love you babe, just let it go. Just stream games for us again and do some cooking streams or something. Shhh, shhh, don't cry baby girl. We still love you, shh.

>> No.32555654

>>32555555

>> No.32555736

She gave 2 hints in member stream and I"m pretty sure they don't fit what she describes. They are likely coming around her anniversary. Every thing else falls under extra until she says otherwise. Even that Queen cover is recent thing and doesn't even fit into the 2 things she describes since it's a recent announcement.

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>>32555616
>he’s still at it

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>>32555616
If Gura quits on her Idol dream and eventual collab with Miku I’ll un oshi her. Gura must keep trying, I don’t want all of EN to turn to shit

>> No.32555760

>>32555616
t. Totally a real "chumbud"

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>>32555616
game streams don't bring us pic related

>> No.32555779

no ame today and tomorrow so expect shitposting tomorrow too btw

>> No.32555815
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32555815

I'm excited to see what she has worked so hard on, but there comes a point after which the projects are not worth the missed streams anymore no matter how good they are.

>> No.32555830

>>32555616
What rhymes with TikTok?
Teacuck

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>>32555779
thanks for the heads up!

>> No.32555889
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32555889

Gura pledged to be ours forever, which is a pretty big commitment, so we have to be willing to compromise on a lot of other stuff. She can't date anyone or even collab with males unless it's something like music, so in return we should try to be the best fans possible and listen to her and be patient for her.

>> No.32555900

>>32553889
She's still crying pls andastand

>> No.32555948

>>32555468
She looks like she would die if you put a penis in her

>> No.32555970
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>everything I do, I do for you
stay strong chumbuds

>> No.32555971

>>32555736
brain games was one of those 2 things, it actually felt like a lot of prep went into it, hope take 2 is even better than what we got

>> No.32556054

>>32555486
>Brain Games was supposed to be one of the big payoffs
>Barely does any of the necessary prep to get it to work, leading to more time off

>> No.32556079
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32556079

Chumbuds wills are unbreakable because our oshi is Gura.

>> No.32556128

I want to see more projects but I hope they are about Gura and Gura only, I'm tired of moving away from her channel if I want to see her shining for 10 minutes or sharing the stage with someone else

>> No.32556147

>>32555552
You know members were all once greys that tossed in $5 right? Not a high barrier of entry

>> No.32556177

>>32556079
also, add in the fact that its been the same bait for months now so most have either gotten it out of their system/gotten bored of it

>> No.32556230
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idk man, I just want Gura to piss on my cock T u T

>> No.32556260

>>32555970
>"""chumbuds"""
im doing my reps and chilling. the ones complaining and ill and larpers. if you're not doing your reps for gura you're failing her

>> No.32556317

>>32556260
>he doesn't love gura so much that everyday without a stream is painful

>> No.32556336
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>>32556147
I pay $10 a month

>> No.32556378

>>32556317
that's called being ill. gura isn't going to feed your illness

>> No.32556422

>>32556378
Imagine being this much of a casual fan
Fucking weak

>> No.32556509

>>32556422
>gura tells me to do reps
>i do my reps
simple as. too bad you don't love her enough to do that """chumbud"""

>> No.32556560

>>32556260
explain this >>32554503

>> No.32556635

>>32556560
>>32556378

>> No.32556654

>>32556560
kek

>> No.32556789

>she'll get her shit together after Holofes
>she'll get her shit together after she's back from house hunting
>she'll get her shit together after her birthday
>she'll get her shit together after the offcollab
>she'll get her shit together after her projects release in August
>she'll get her shit together after her projects release in September
I'm so tired of this fucking timeloop...

>> No.32556820

Why do you like Gura?
She seems more lazy than IRyS

>> No.32556879

>Still trying

>> No.32556883

>>32556789
It's time to take the sapling pill, we actually get streams

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>>32556879

>> No.32556927

>>32556820
She's my ideal woman
The only thing I can complain about is that she's lazy and terrible with time management

>> No.32556937

>>32556378
>>32556635
pathetic
>>32556560
based

>> No.32556954
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32556954

>”your pretending you don’t stalk me? Come on be a chad and say it proudly , I know you do it.”
Imagine thinking Gura doesn’t want us to display our mental illnesses

>> No.32556985

>>32556820
>>32556890
ogey

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>>32556879
the teamates really have been out of control today, probably best just to leave the thread for a few hours

>> No.32557013

>wanting Gura to stream makes you an anti
>lol, just go watch other holos
At least the falseflaggers make themselves easy to spot

>> No.32557031

>>32556954
That brat wants us to track her gaming habits and keep her in check

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32557181

Has it really only been 13 streams for the month of August....
Jfc gwombus get your shit together....

>> No.32557185

gura is baking right now or working on a diorama

>> No.32557209

>>32557185
yeah, with me

>> No.32557265

>>32556954
Lose the tail and this would be a great picture.

>> No.32557336

>>32557181
The first week of of September isn't shaping to to be great either. Surely we'll return to normal in October

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32557366

The weakbuds were shitposters huh

>> No.32557432

>>32557336
Yeah... October for sure...

>> No.32557506

>>32557366
weak"buds"

>> No.32557562

>>32557336
october will be en3 month so i doubt it unless she wanna stream that month

>> No.32557569

>>32557366
Nah, just plain old shitposters

>> No.32557640

>>32557366
whenever they derail the thread for hours, yes it's shitposters

>> No.32557657

>>32557562
She just can't overlap two days of their debuts but otherwise it shouldn't affect her schedule

>> No.32557677

>>32556789
You literally arent wrong but I still love Gura the most.

>> No.32557680

>>32557562
I hope not. I don't want spooky month to be ruined by "Cant stream, EN3 anniversary stuff" every year from here on out.

>> No.32557759
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Friendly reminder

Schedules posted within the last 4 and a half months:
>June 14th
>May 16th
>April 18th

Schedules posted within the same timeframe last year:
>September 1st
>August 20th
>August 10th
>July 29th
>July 19th
>July 5th
>June 23rd
>June 15th
>May 30th
>May 19th
>April 30th
>April 22nd

>> No.32557905

>>32554984
Gura will do shit for the myth anniversary since its nothing special this year. She doesn't really care about Myth. Most likely all the time spent had been on the concert and her big brain collab. Her average is like 2-3 streams a week anyways, so it's been the norm.

>> No.32557907

>>32557759
2021 Gura take me home...

>> No.32557918

Seems completely natural for schedule talk to materialize again

>> No.32557929

>>32557759
Based, hopefully she doesn't post one for anniversary week either

>> No.32557956

>>32557907
Move on, we now have shark idol on stage

>> No.32557987

>>32557956
Ah yes that shit fest called umisea. Yeah no give me cute and funny streams

>> No.32558115

https://poal.me/lplvzo
https://poal.me/lplvzo
https://poal.me/lplvzo

>> No.32558141

>>32558115
>poal
fuck off teamate

>> No.32558448
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Sorry but I need to gush about Gura a bit. Gura knows my love for her is what motivates me every day. I'm thankful she understands that. I know she won't be around for forever but I'm thankful she's here for me while I get myself to a better place. She's the one who motivated me to get in shape. I think about her when I'm exercising and I need to push a little further or when I'm being lazy and I remember her saying to do my best. I may be in love with someone I'll never be with but I use that love as a tool to better myself to be ready to move on. Thank you for understanding Gura.

>> No.32558575

I really hope the next Brain Games goes smoothly. I want my wife happy.

>> No.32558745

>>32558575
She should do a test stream with members at some point this week so we can help iron out any fuckery

>> No.32559055

>>32558745
>test
She has the willingness but not the participants. Holojp does rehearsal for their amongus an hour prior (i.e.)

>> No.32559063

I'M ABOUT TO LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT in a video game

>> No.32559104

>>32558745
>Gura doing test streams
KEK. If she had done proper prep, the first one wouldn't have been a flaming disaster of a stream. We know she spends countless hours doing "project" and "preparation" yet we still haven't seen anything that would justify all these days with no stream. If her anniversary stream isn't some large 3D live with multiple JPs then she sure as hell haven't actually done anything even slightly worth the time she did not stream

>> No.32559145
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Gumba the cutest

>> No.32559154

>Still trying

>> No.32559174
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>>32559145
Don't mind if I do

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>>32559174
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>32559236
chonky tail is truly the best

>> No.32559501

>>32557562
It's obvious that she has no plans to stream regularly on Oct. Her saying that she doesn't plan to save games for Halloween should have been a red flag and clued you in that she doesn't want to stream. Also don't forget that she memoryholed the MC haunted house. She hopes the new EN3 will completely bury anyone asking about it

>> No.32559545

>check thread an hour later
>they're just replying to themselves over and over
kek have fun idiots

>> No.32559578

>Continuing to attempt

>> No.32559597

off-topic, how do you win gatcha again? I already rt'ed this https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1566713999835766786 but they never give me the reward

>> No.32559632

>>32559597
It broke like 5 hours ago

>> No.32559659
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>>32559437
The thiccer the better, just like normal Gura

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>>32559632
ah bummer, thanks chumbie have an ice cream

>> No.32559759

>>32559597
I rtd like 12 hours ago and received a response twice 10 hours later. Didnt know quoted rt also gets one

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>>32555164
Stop giving it away...

>> No.32559765
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Did someone say chonky tail?

>> No.32560076
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Imagine rubbing the base of her tail with a feather

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We know that Gura tells management to keep her flat and small but has she ever mentioned something about the thickness of her tail?

>> No.32560258

gura's flat chest and slightly chubby thummy

>> No.32560382

gura's strawberry stem laden stools and piss stained t-shirts

>> No.32560447

>>32557759
Kill yourself faggot anti.

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Imagine breeding Gura. What would it be like?

>> No.32560580

>>32560382
>points to mouth
I can provide a home for her stools.

>> No.32560585

>>32560537
Humping a very large, wet marshmallow covered in razor-sharp glitter

>> No.32560912

>>32560537
Listen to any of those shortghurlrageaudio goblin RP's and kinda like that but the voice being different

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>>32560258
ToT

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>>32560537
Would feel like pushing your penis into a child's pussy, it would squeeze and grip your length. All five senses would ascend from pleasure and love for your shark wife. The warmth, and the closeness, it would be too much, so tight and moist, her tiny hands gripping me, the smell of her quickened breath, looking into her beautiful blue eyes, hearing the sound of her rapid breathing and tiny little moans, the taste of her mouth and saliva, the taste and smell of her skin, her smoothness, that velvet feel inside her. I'd probably just die. Like straight up just give up my ghost. Goom so hard I get a brain aneurysm.

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>>32560537
This picture manages to be really fucking cute, but also real sexy.

>> No.32561186
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>>32561088
mmm sounds nice

>> No.32561307

>>32560537
Gura will let us experience a close approximation using the appropriate technology eventually.

>> No.32561328

>>32560222
It should be so small you cannot see it.

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>>32561186
And it's not only the raw pleasure from it, it's also doing it with someone you love so dearly.

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>>32561088

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>>32561088
I'd love to see Gura's reaction to a post like this.

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>>32557759
Does anyone actually care about this that likes Gura? I'm pretty sure it's only teakeks and discordfags who care but I am genuinely curious if anyone outside those cares at all?

>> No.32561544

>>32561413
Thank you for your excellent post, le inquisitive trout.

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>Would feel like pushing your penis into a child's pussy
Chumbuds unironically write shit like this and see no issue with it. Amazing.

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>>32561544
That doesn't answer my question.

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>>32561328
Here, have a Gabby pic and stop complaining about Gura's tail.

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32561645

My loads are 5x larger when I goom to Gura. Is this a health hazard?

>> No.32561672

>>32561581
Care to point out the issue?

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>>32561413
nope, i don't care. When gura doesn't stream I hornypost, or fap to her lewds, watch her vods over and over, sing along to her karaoke. Like I miss her, but I have plenty to do, many boners to have and much goom to spill in the name of my wife. Schedule timelooping whinging faggots are whinging in bad faith falseflagging antis.. And if you truly love gura, look forward to her next stream but stop being a whinging faggot and build a bridge and get over it and have some fun. Fuckin pissy poopoo crybaby poofters.

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>>32561581
I don't see what the surprise is. It's been like that since the start.

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>>32561581

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>>32561581
You know what goes on in these threads and you still decide to come here.

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>> No.32561855

>>32561645
Nope, perfectly healthy. However while gooming to Gura i've: Sprained a muscle, done me back in, kicked a hole in the wall, kicked my cat, and squirted cum into my eye. Risks are worth it though.

>> No.32561947

>>32561672
the issue is he'd rather push his penis into a shitty old man's anus.

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>> No.32562022
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32562022

Need correction

>> No.32562025
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32562025

A foul-smelling child

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>>32562025
Female child pheromones...

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>>32561581
As much as I don't like constant honyposting, it keeps the shitposters out.

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>>32562025

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>>32562022
Guess I can do some correction...

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great, now I have to jerk off. thanks a lot

>> No.32562225
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>>32562025
and it has a sickly sweet stinky poo butt. Like when you cat gets too close and you catch a whiff. How can something so small smell soo bad?

>> No.32562235

>>32561855
That reminds me, after years of convincing myself that I shouldn't, I finally gave in and got a generic cheap onahole. It's actually pretty amazing. It's open ended, has a smaller hole on one side. I found a technique with putting my hand over the hole creates some suction. Goomed the hardest I have in a long time, lasted longer than usual too. Would have kept going if I didn't get a horrible arm and leg cramp at the same time. Definitely worth it, though.

>> No.32562362

>>32562235
You're on the edge of a bottomless pit, I should let you know. When you advance to the premium holes that are either very soft and delicate or very stimulating, you can never go back.

>> No.32562375

Gura's puffy, smooth, perfectly bald mons...

>> No.32562438

>>32562022
https://litter.catbox.moe/9cnoax.jpg

>> No.32562453

>>32562204
Sucky sucky

>> No.32562528

>>32562362
Yeah, that's part of what I was afraid of and why I resisted so long.

>> No.32562537

>>32562362
Never had one, would have no idea where to start.

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>>32562235
Wait until you start diving into some of the good shit. Although no matter how many onas I keep buying I always keep coming back to my erotic maid servant.

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>>32562362
i have had actual sex
but ive heard people allege certain premium holes are "better" in some ways
enlighten the thread, milord, while also looking at my cute wife so its not offtopic

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>>32561581
There is no issue with that post though?

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>>32562375
She likes to tease us with it

>> No.32562932

I've goomed to that gura futa animation probably 20+ times.

>> No.32562971

>>32562932
Same

>> No.32563009

>>32562971
desu

>> No.32563068

>>32562552
Not him but it's better in that it feels better on your dick. Real pussy is mushy and not as stimulating by comparison. What you can't get with an Ona though is seeing the girl breathing faster, moaning, and contracting on your dick; now that's hot.

>> No.32563193

>>32562932
which one

>> No.32563220

>>32562528
>>32562537
>>32562552
I can't do much to enlighten because you kinda just have to take a shot in the dark and find out what your dick does or doesn't like. Onaholes in general are 'better' than the real thing, though, that much is true. I can't comment too much beyond my own preferences, but I like stuff from tomax and magic eyes. Tomax is closest to realism(though still a little better imo), with a choice in how soft of firm you want the material to be. Often for longer sessions. Magic Eyes has a lot of stuff that ranges from soft to dick destroying, but is all very high stimulation.
As >>32563068 says, it's not a replacement for sex or anything because it's still not a woman. No intimacy, for one thing. In terms of actual physical sensation on your penis, though, a vagina is...honestly probably at the bottom of the totem pole. Man has stolen fire from the gods.

>> No.32563252

>>32561413
I think Gura's comfort is more important, because she does unreasonable shit for us like being our literal girlfriend forever and having cybersex with us twice a year. So, if she's happier not doing schedules, we ought to be understanding of that.

>> No.32563281

Nude
Shark

>> No.32563345

>>32563281
TUT

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>>32563281
T o T

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>>32563281
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>32563220
Basically, a good onahole during Gura's ASMR love nest debut will be the best sexual experience a cumbud can ever have.

>> No.32563439

>>32563220
I'd probably need literal viagra to use on of the damn things. But I'm just old. Treasure your youth.

>> No.32563477

>>32563220
I think I would prefer this over another woman. The last time I had sex, girl always made me worry her getting pregnant, like her mens is late, milk coming out. Fucking stressful. I would fuck an under 20 though, better have child with young woman if accident happens.

>> No.32563568

>>32563439
If you get soft onas you'll be fine. Stay away from the clear/black textures onas, those are only for the biggest degenerates.

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That's me btw

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Man, AI sexbots will probably completely destroy Japan's fertility rate when they come out, won't they? And rest of the world's, for that matter.

>> No.32563713

>>32563193
the one where gura impregnates ame and its voiced and everything, honestly the best hololive r34 I've seen. I hope to see more

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>>32563568
>clear/black textures onas, those are only for the biggest degenerates
oh nyo...

>> No.32563838

>>32563568
Got me the shark pussy anon advertised from bad dragon, where does that put me?

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>>32563661
I don't actually give a fuck about an AI sexbot, I just want a girl to experience life with, all parts of life. In this case Gura is the only girl I want to live out that dream with

>> No.32563867

>>32563743
why? Are they tighter? Does softer correspond to looser and harder to tighter? Cos I'd want one as tight as a nine year old (thousand) shark.

>> No.32563943

>>32563867
I don't know, I was just responding because I got a clear textured one, so I guess it's too late for me already.

>> No.32564103

>>32563661
Not really, because an AI sexbot would be able to get pregnant, and you can even separate the womb from its body and have as many going as you want. And you could create the eggs using Gura's DNA if you wanted, or she could provide them herself since she has 100,000+ of them in her body.

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>>32563848
I actually feel the same way. I think most of my degeneracy comes from being lonely, really. If I was with someone I loved and cherished as much as Gura, that would be everything for me. Although I certainly wouldn't mind getting kinky with her.

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I honestly have pretty good game for a neet. Whenever I was into the whole dating scene I usually succeeded but always just gave up when things got too real.
I don't have the income to support a woman and I've been through like 5 good GF candidates.
Because of it I just can't be bothered to seek a partner...
Gura, among other chubbas have been a good substitute to help me get by...

>> No.32564160

Gura frozen egg merch when?

>> No.32564172

>>32563867
>>32563943
I think the material is not as soft as the regular soft ones. Not usually recommended for beginners.

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>>32563220
where do you even find this online?
i used to remember a thread on /gif/ i bookmarked that had info, but the archive went down and now i dont remember

>> No.32564228

>>32564192
/jp/ eternal onahole thread

>> No.32564354

>>32563438
You are severely mentally ill

>> No.32564429

>>32564103
Yeah Gura needs to auction her eggs. I dont mind not having sex, her vagine will die with thousands in line

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>> No.32564440

>>32564354
No he isn't. I got a onahole myself in preparation for the under the sheets kissy love nest KU100 ASMR stream

>> No.32564487

>>32563867
Not really. The black/clear material is just usually a lot stiffer. More durable, but at the cost of being stimulating in a rough way. The softer ones can be looser, bit in my experience it's the opposite, if anything. More flexibility means a better fit. I'll shill Magic Eyes here again. You have to be careful cleaning stuff from them or risk damage, but they showed me a whole new level of masturbation.

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>>32564127
Had good game, had a couple good girlfriends and 9 years of long term relationships under the belt, but it's noow 12 years since, and i'm just too far gone, to retarded, too broken, too ugly and old, I just don't think I'll ever be able to have sex again. And god I desperately want kids. People my age have kids starting to goto highschool n shit. Gura is young enough to be my daughter. I'm gonna die alone. Gura at least softens the loneliness a little.

>> No.32564762

>>32564555
Why are you posting Gabby's lense flare obscured cunny?

>> No.32564806

>>32564555
I'm an ojisan and I thank jesas every day I don't have any kids. I can still live my life as if I'm in my 20's. Fuck having to raise little monsters that cost money, next generation is absolutely ultra fucked anyways.

>> No.32564844

>>32564762
why did you have to point out that that was gabby. I didn't even notice. Goddamnit... Maybe the tail is tucked away in the pillows somewhere. I just like pantsless.

>> No.32564892

>>32564354
Cybersex is perfectly normal.

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>>32564555
I've been too afraid to ever even try. Having bad luck with friendships basically destroyed my confidence in having any relationships whatsoever, besides my family. Emotionally I want kids, but intellectually I don't. I can barely handle having pets and taking care of myself, there's no way I could properly raise children. I wouldn't want to bring more people into this fucked up world that only seems to be getting worse either.

>> No.32565011

>>32564127
For better or worse, I really, really don't want to date or get married or have kids. Went through a few girlfriends before I realized some of us really just aren't wired for this, though I think the extreme end of the loner spectrum I'm on is rare. I am somehow still lonely, despite this. World is a fuck. Shark is a bright spot, though.

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This thread is starting to get depressing, I'm out.
Gura stream tomorrow hopefully...

>> No.32565065

Real sadbud hours

>> No.32565109

>>32565011
I'm just happier when I'm playing games with my friends and doing nothing.
I was always stressed out during the dating years

>> No.32565125

>>32564844
Tail is one of the first things I automatically look for in Gura fan art, because it annoys me that so many artists completely forget it for some reason. Which is weird, since Gura mentions it quite often.

>> No.32565141

>>32564806
Nah, I want to repopulate my race, and raise them right, make sure they're based as fuck. And the fact the world is fucked up is all the more reason to bring good children into this world and make it better. And I want lots of cute little daughters. I want their cute smiles to light up my life and give it meaning and purpose. Maybe it would solve my extreme laziness. Dress them up in cute little dresses, let them paint their nails cute colors. Just watched Usagi Drop, and it made the longing even worse. Imagine Gura's dad though, how proud he must be of her. Luckiest dad in the world.

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>>32565026
>>32565065
Yeah, sorry. Anyway, Gura cute. She really brings some much needed happiness into my life.

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>>32565011
I never wanted kids before until I fell in love with Gura. Something just makes me want to raise a family together with her. I love her so much

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>>32565026
fuck. sorry. Have Gura on a leash.

>> No.32565287
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>All these anons that had girlfriends
If you guys aren't normalfags then I'm subhuman

>> No.32565325

>>32565235
Gura at the same time represents both the perfect daughter, and the perfect girlfriend. She's proof there is good in humanity.

>> No.32565415

>>32565141
Are you aware of how the Usagi Drop manga ends? I agree with you on Papa Shark being the luckiest dad in the world.

>> No.32565462

>>32565287
Not our fault women can't keep their hands off of cunnyCHADS.

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>>32565141
>Repopulate the race
Not necessary, there's already too many walking meat bags on this planet.
Why make the wave I leave behind be more useless children? I want to leave behind a splash that helps future generations.

>> No.32565557

>gura co-op powerwash with mumei
that would be nice

>> No.32565563

>>32565235
mio dear, one of your children stole your clothes

>> No.32565586
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>>32565287
You used to be able to find actual biological girls (not trannys) on forums about your interests n shit. And friends too. Now the internet is so atomized and unfriendly that this is now downright impossible, everyone is too scared to share information with each other. I can't even make friends online anymore. Like I found myself a cute slightly overweight young girl on a fuckin furry forum of all places. Wish I could find someone again. All attempts since then have failed miserably. Last girl I tried to get close to spazzed out and told everyone i was a pedo and kicked me out of the shitcord. Funny how just being a normal male that wants to have kid makes you a pedo and a pervert.

>> No.32565597

>>32565486
based eugenics chad, wiping your ugly mug out of the earth.

>> No.32565633
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You should be able to read this

Hint:

>> No.32565661

>>32565287
if it makes you feel better women prefer to put me in the friendzone

>> No.32565678

>>32565287
Having a girlfriend a decade ago doesn’t mean you don’t somehow end up a broken husk of a hikki by age 30

>> No.32565682

>>32565486
well, dunno about you, but my race is literally going extinct sooo...

>> No.32565769

>>32565682
Ainubro...

>> No.32565792

>>32565633
>reading kanji
>reading katakana
>hiragana, still can't tell my sa's from my chi's
Fuckin moonrunes, I'm never gonna be able to learn this godawful writing system. Been trying for years.

>> No.32565972

https://youtu.be/oVX9pWvd9B0?t=8456
gura never mailed me her stinky old holy pants for me to sniff and make tea out of.

>> No.32566051

>>32565972
God her voice sounds so different with that mic

>> No.32566100

>>32565792
chi looks like 5
sa looks like ki and ki looks like a key

you can also try to memorise your own name in hiragana and write them all over the place like when you start a note or something

>> No.32566144

Mumei talking about Big Brain 2, Electric Boogaloo. Sounds like everyone will be back and they're starting from where they left off.

>> No.32566195

>>32566051
It is the nicest voice I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a female. Sometimes I don't even listen to what she says, I just listen to the timbre and texture of her voice. It's absolute bliss.

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>>32559437
>>32559659
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.32566225

>>32566051
that was her second voice actress

>> No.32566234
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Alright, I did some research, and apparently the egg retrieval process might be quite time consuming with the current methods. We may only be able to retrieve 10-14 eggs every two months from Gura, and of those there may only be one high quality egg.
I think we will need to do our reps and develop a better method to make sure we can quickly retrieve all 100,000+ of Gura's eggs and increase their likelihood of being healthy enough to develop fully.
We could look into something like cloned eggs, as well.

>> No.32566328

>>32566144
Ah, OK. That's good to know.

>> No.32566369

>>32566144
would you mind if the 2 that dropped the game is invited back and joins the game where the rest left off with no strikes?
assume the 2 invited are not yab makers and collab breakers to you

>> No.32566372

>>32566144
Damn so Ollie just left it off her schedule and she WILL be there? That sucks

>> No.32566504

>>32566372
She was surprisingly tolerable

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>>32539662
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!!

>> No.32566537

>>32566369
seriously doubt they'd bother doing 8 now considering the trouble with only 6
thought that does make me wonder if cutting it down to 6 was intentional because the load with 8 was too much

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>>32566100
and nu and me, and re, ne and wa, though wa looks like a pregnant lady. Then there's shi and tsu in katakana, easier to tell when writing due to stroke order, but in computer font, it fucks me every time, as does so and n. But most of all it's just the sheer number of characters, not even including kanji, and my brain just refuses to memorize them, and I try to read katakana and hiragana every day. It's like my brain's character limit is 50 or 60 but won't allow me to memorize any more. I blame the ADHD but it's so frustrating, most others learn each alphabet in a DAY. Yet it took me maybe a week to memorize every name in hololive, dunno what the fuck is up with my cunty brain.

>> No.32566695

>>32566369
I wouldn't mind as long as they also didn't get an option to strike swap. That said, I do think 6 might be the magic number of contestants.
>>32566372
Unless Mumei is wrong, yes.

>> No.32566710

>>32566234
>open the vagine
Thats a nice profession

>> No.32566761

Gura will never finish Devil May Cry or Metroid and that makes me sad.

>> No.32566820

>>32566710
Remember, you do not get to discriminate whose vagoo you open.

>> No.32566950

>>32566820
Big Black Mama Bubu's crusty flaps.

>> No.32567008

>>32566761
Good.

>> No.32567011

>>32566761
She got visibly burned out by DMC4 because the second half of the game is a slog.
But I am upset she'll never see the Agnus and Dante cutscene

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>>32566950
Damn it bud, I almost threw up.
I need to cleanse my mind with images of Gura now.

>> No.32567083

>>32566761
Good

>> No.32567126

>>32567011
If only we had told her to play it on easy... Foolishness, chumbuds, foolishness.

>> No.32567161

>>32567059
But then some days when you get an appointment from Stacy from the Volleyball team ripping her hymen from too much intense volleyball. (I don't know what the fuck gynacologists actually do, can you tell?)

>> No.32567195

>>32566761
Its ok dudul you can still post those animations you made. Jokes aside dudul hasent really been active lately huh?, maybe hes working on one of those Gura projects?

>> No.32567251

>>32567195
Nah he's back to being depressed like he was pre Gura

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>>32567195
dudul sounds like doodle, teehee

>> No.32567270

>>32567161
>ripping hymen from too much intense physical activity
do guys still fall for this trick?

>> No.32567277

>>32567195
He's been about as active as she has. It's hard to generate content if the person you model it after isn't doing much to inspire you.

>> No.32567300

>>32566556
I have a problem telling apart a lot of the same thing plus ne and nu lol. I got used to differing them from trying to read every ero doujin onomatopoeia and writing them using google translate's character drawing thingy. I spend 5 hours just manually trying to translate a doujin that piqued my horny while procrastinating learning college stuff. These days the best thing that came out of it is understanding the patterns and shapes of kanji radicals in order to memorize it when I switch tabs to the google translate

>> No.32567317

>>32566761
She will play them since she's going to play DMC5 again. An ultimatum will be presented where she has to finish it.

>> No.32567330

>>32567270
>the truth about horse girls.

>> No.32567374

>>32567330
YOU JUST KNOW

>> No.32567403

>>32567270
You've clearly never taken your daughter horseback riding and had to deal with her thinking she's dying because she thinks the horse spirit-raped her for feeling good.

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>>32567374
you just know

>> No.32567500

I miss goob

>> No.32567506

>>32567403
not a single thing in this post has ever happened

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Chumbuds I won

>> No.32567571

thank god Gura doesn't have a pet dog.

>> No.32567607

>>32567490
this bitch made up all of her research, she probably WAS fucking the monkeys

>> No.32567678

>>32567607
That's how we get all these fucked up diseases.

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you just know...

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32567913

ok, goddammit. I should not have replied adhd word barf with my own adhd word barf.
>>32566556
here, have a cute Gura

>> No.32567940

Cunny.

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>>32567940
I agree

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>>32566227
rubrubrubrubrub

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Did anyone ask what they were talking about before the class started?

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>> No.32568082
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>>32567940
shark cunny

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Gura, give me thy queynte.

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Gura, Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding.

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>>32568074

>> No.32568284

>>32568110
AHHH FUCK IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING GABBY I DIDN'T REALISE. GODDAMNIT.

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Nothing like waking up to Gura giving your morning wood naizuri

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>>32568074

>> No.32568326

>>32568284
Shhh, she's just laying on her tail

>> No.32568392
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>>32568313
Morning sex is the best sex.

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>>32568326
Just realized, if I was just about to switch to anal, it would be hard to spit on her butthole cos the tail would be in the way.

>> No.32568586

>>32565972
Can Gura also read hangeul or is she just reading google translate's romanization?

>> No.32568897
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32568897

Does anyone have a lossless version of Gura's Little Shark BGM by minari studio?

>> No.32568936

>>32568897
best available is from the musician's youtube uploads.

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>> No.32570058

>Twitter for iPhone retweets
What did she mean by this?

>> No.32570145
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32570145

Yeah, me.

>> No.32570156

>>32570058
Posting from the vet, Chubie was getting a dental.

>> No.32570161

>>32570058
It means she's touching herself in bed while thinking of me while retweeting on her iPhone. Even I can make shit up.

>> No.32570241
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I love her!

>> No.32570290

>>32570145
I made this post

>> No.32570399

Gura needs to transfer to holoJP ASAP

>> No.32570446

>>32570290
shut up DuDuL go back to being depressed

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>>32564487
Did somebody say Magic Eyes

>> No.32570600

Gura's ass needs to transfer to my face ASAP

>> No.32570653

>>32570596
holy shit is that Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>> No.32570799

Are we all creepy perverts?

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