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A holofan, a nijifan and a vshojofan goes to a bar...

>> No.31570977

>>31570790
the holofan and nijifan try to drug each other and the vshojofan fucks them both

>> No.31571564
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The Holofan orders his favorite drink and only drinks in moderation before calling it quits.
The Nijifan, seeing the Holofan's way of drinking, needs to act competitive. He decides to get the cheapest drink and drinks a fuckton of it until he passes out drunk.
The Vshojofan, wanting to save a bit of money, decides to drink the leftovers from other patrons. He never gets his own. He even drinks from the Holofan's glass once he's finished.

>> No.31571694

>>31570790
No one ever said they were going to the same establishment

>> No.31571759

Turns out it was a gay bar and they all feel finally at home

>> No.31572508

>>31570790
All three get kicked out for disorderly conduct

>> No.31572510

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>> No.31573080

>>31571564
Kek

>> No.31573175
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Naruhodo.
Nhmnhmngm it's berry inarastinh yowa sweet and nhmnhmnhm boice nhmnhm laik yaore kira kara charamila mhhah mhhahchama coclalatea dalala da shinodo da denata yo da yayala meleyoho nhmnhmnhm meteroida ok

>> No.31573505

Hololive fan asks for the most expensive and elitist drinks despite not feeling the difference with the other ones.
Nijisanji fan asks to sample every drink and can't settle on a single one.
Vshojo fan uses his "freedom" to drink cheap shit and fall into ethylic coma.

>> No.31573555

>>31573175
Bix nood mo bup ding dang muhfugga

>> No.31573584 [DELETED] 

>>31570790
The Holofag gets kicked out for being an underaged SEAmonkey.
Nijifag drowns in its drink.
Vshojofag looks in delight as his girlfriend is fucked by every other patron.

>> No.31573714

>>31570790
He orders a gin and tonic and proclaims: Boy do I love vtubers."

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>>31571759

>> No.31577400

>>31571564
spbp

>> No.31579084

The Holofan pulls out a knife and attempts to stab the Nijifan and Vshojofan while their backs are turned.

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