/yah/ - Beatani

[Chihiro No.]

Streaming from the office edition

Next stream:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364J6DW9REE

Merch:
>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
>https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388472906972160000

Congratulations on your new job Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
She will put on the socks now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
Might need a rubber duck as well

[Anonymous No.]

Hey dads, hows it hanging? I missed out on the last 2 threads because I was out all day. I just caught up with everyone's posts and I gotta say. I'm starting to feel more numb every arc that happens. It was interesting seeing the shitposting and "not shitposting". The timeloops are simultaneously glorious and down right maddening. Anyways, let's hope to have a comfier thread, so the gosling dads can recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132036
Oh you want to recover?
Listen to this https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388381808765534210?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
Is she serious? Holy based, welcome to the field. You may now overwork to death - specially in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132036
The vast majority of it was in good fun really
At the end of the thread the discord joke got to a few dad's mental health, but nothing much
Also really enjoys Amongus so far

[Anonymous No.]

Goslingposting is only endearing when it's in response to Bea clearly baiting that type of response
Stop being cringe, dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132080
I don't think Bea is serious, but it reminded me of my recent failures at getting a damn job and how I hate my life every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132200
Good luck anon. A friend of mine got a job in the field recently, he put in a lot of work learning all the meme frameworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
She really searched about the programmer socks meme uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132347
It's referencing Yukari-san's new wiki page for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132276
Thank you anon. Some dads want to be neets but they don't know this hell.

[Anonymous No.]

PUT ON THE PROGAMMER SOCKS YUKARI
BEARS GONNA COOOM

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is a fan of gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132429
She follows her on twitter at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
>She learns Python
Kalm
>Python 2.7
PANIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132429
Why? Did she ever mention her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132451
The split was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132036
take this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132451
>Not using Ruby from glorious Nippon
I had to work on a project at HP in ruby on rails and it made me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388484860671455237
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU FOOLISH BEAR
You are the best

[Anonymous No.]

of course i missed the member stream cause it's at 5 am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132477
I was thinking about this. Bea is so good and her streams are great. And in part it is because of the quality of the viewers. I appreciate you, Dads.

[Anonymous No.]

The Normietani arc is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132563
>I appreciate you, Dads.
こちらこそ

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132487
Yeah sounds dreadful. The company I work for still prefers template engines over modern JS stuff, they’re full of pitfalls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Early thread
I don't really mind it this time because Bea is being cuter than usual on twitter and I want to express how much I like her
BEATANI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132733
BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132528
CHISATO KUMAGAI I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
programmer bear...

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU BEAR

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I want to work, the only choice I have is to work as a quality analyst in a sugarcane factory which is situated 200km from my hometown in the middle of nowhere with no good Internet conections available. I dont want to leave ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388489455590264837
>She cracked the code about why the rollercoasters are fun
天才熊

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132842
programmer socks anon

[Anonymous No.]

You dumb kuma, the fans are a reflect of the streamer, we are only good because you are absolutely great

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132842

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388470942267895809

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132913
It works both ways the streamer reflects the fans and the fans reflect the streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132913
No she's right, we're doing all the work, Beatani is lucky to have us. She needs to be put in her place sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132920
We're reaching alternative timelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132927
What

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love an OL-themed stream, with an alternative model, doing powerpoint presentation, etc. Just imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132947
What's next, are you going to want to start being paid for all of this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132947
NAKED DOGEZA ONEGAI. Just right after finishing her RFA playing session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132995
Artfriends STILL haven't drawn a naked dogeza Bea. The audacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132976
Pretty much
Why do you think she's getting a programmer job for

[Anonymous No.]

BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

∧＿∧
( ´∀｀)< ぬるぽ

[Anonymous No.]

( ・∀・) | | ｶﾞｯ
と ) | |
Y /ノ 人
/ ) < >__Λ∩
＿/し' //. V｀Д´)/ >>1
(＿フ彡 /

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132947
Koku-jin

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133127
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133127
(ᐢ. ̫ .⑅ᐢ) ogey

[Anonymous No.]

We lovebombing the bear now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133156
It'd be fun bullying the bear sometime telling her nonstop how much we love her while she tries to start a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133154
>>3133147
⋂⑅⋂
( Ò∀Ó) rrat

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI LOVE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani stop lovebombing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Brothers, Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133127
I hope she will never discover how hard we can fail to japanese triforce.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani HLOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani loves you too!
https://vocaroo.com/18TUGNQ06Gn6

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133156
It's fine but we really need more bullying.
I got into beatani because I'm a sucker for bratty girls but we've been far too nice in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the bear is a coward and a fool.
Additionally I believe that she's an idiot-head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133307
Just be diligent on your office job Bea, we wouldn’t want you to get fired because of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133354
MESUGAKI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
Eye strain's going to be a real bitch to work with, but I'm happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133355
おk chihiro

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133354
Be the change you want to see anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132972
>Those hips
A spic made this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133354
Need some of that domination loss

[Anonymous No.]

today

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133581
Today will be a fun day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133581
>2 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133581
Is she /fit/?

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen some people not being very happy with her sex jokes/horny posting
While I understand the concern, especially with things like Vshoujo around, I really like if she can be comfortable enough to share those things with us, especially since she probably doesn't have many people to talk about that with
What matter is that it's not forced, that's why many "sex ahah" vtubers feel cringe, since they force the topic for clicks, but as long as it comes naturally I think it's totally fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134058
I've enjoyed the few times she got a bit more personal about it for sure, I don't think it's bad as long as it's not most of the content
>>3134028
Not at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134058
It's not that bad if you understand she's shitposting for a bit. Or until she does her reps and goes to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani OL ASMR stream onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>リア充たに
Didn't realize she changed her twitter name
I love this bear so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134253
Beatani OL that berates you during work hours bu then shows you her soft side!

[Anonymous No.]

After-work drink with Beatani!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132538
The member stream is tomorrow. You just missed a guerilla practicing session.

https://youtu.be/XD0ws0oh3Wc

[Anonymous No.]

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

[Anonymous No.]

After the discord doomposting last night I registered #beatani on Rizon.
Feel free to join so I and everyone else in the channel can /whois (You).
Don't worry! It's unlisted, so those groomers won't be able to find it.
You can write zesty rrats or attempt to form cliques amongst yourselves.
But no one will hear you because the channel is +m you have no voice.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post takuya for a drawing reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134483
>spoiler
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134496
Well, you asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134496
I don't think we even have Takuya's looks. She made it up on the go

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134528
what no takuya is real
and she has a lot of friends
one of them eats ゴキブリ

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134294
my daughter is a normie...

[Anonymous No.]

Bea has many male friends!
With benefits!
At the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134665

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134516
I'm not even sure if this is worth squatting. But I wanted to have our bases covered just in case wearing the programming socks makes her curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132477
>Riatani
Is she referring to the voice actress here (herself) not the character?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134796
it says Riajuutani

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134841
>Mibbit
not sure if based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134665
Indeed. She can play amogus any time she wants, without having to sift through lobbies full of twelve year olds and groomers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134923
I just want to check it out real quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134665
Good, being a virgin at 24 is CRINGE
What is she, some kind of loser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135120

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135120
If I became a wizard last month but I have sex later on, do I lose my powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135120

[Anonymous No.]

wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134496

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135937

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136017

[Anonymous No.]

>>3132487
>>3132718
Cringe gaijin ruby on rails

Based nipponese pure ruby

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135120
>Bea had Aloe's appearance throughout the last amogus stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136113
>creator of Ruby: Yukihiro
>founder of 2ch: Hiroyuki

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134796
riajuu = normie

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
Is this true? Is she joining my line of work? Living a life of making shit that don't work because of one LINE of code? She's gonna suffer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135120

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136017
>>3135937
>>3136062
I'm sure beatani has good taste and wouldn't settle for a simple ikemen

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136828
Why settle for a pretty boy when you can get an oil balon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136903
The balon will oil regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3134862
>>3136775
Okay I get it, I misread due to the shit translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136903
>>3136828
Pretty boys are for fooling around when you're a teen/young adult
At her age she have to look past the look, for someone with a stable income and reliable personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136981
>at her age
She's only 25 anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137040
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137040

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137040
That's the limit, you're supposed to be married before 25 there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3136495
>Bea had Aloe's appearance throughout the last amogus stream
She was also lime at the start of the last stream, with horns, and named CHIHIRO. Which is funny, because someone exactly matching that description joined that failed lobby with 3/10 players a couple of days ago.
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137040
It's too late for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137085
That's what I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137208
>>3137104
>>3137085
>>3137056
I'm 25... Is it too late for me too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137040
>only 25
Already critical
5 more years before basically being unsold good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0XgHlI47FM

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137311
sorry anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137104
I'm 26, she can still marry me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137379
I'm younger, she needs someone in his prime. Sorry anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137337
unsold goods?

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT marry your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
I don't need to, she's already family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
You can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
I won't marry her. SHE will marry ME!

[Anonymous No.]

bear 3d debut when

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
too late faggot, we've already held hands

[Anonymous No.]

Finally watched yesterday's stream, I noticed the salmon indie was over chat for a while.
Is this what Bea meant with "where's my groomer?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138407
She wants a groom for her wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137144
Yeah, what did you think this tweet was about?
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1387948527775457280

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
I don't want to marry my daughter I just want to give her a creampie

[Anonymous No.]

>>3137902
I'll marry my little sister instead

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else finding themselves not enjoying that much other chuubas after subbing to Beatani?
They are as good as ever, but... they lack something

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
That's what happen when you take the indiepill by finding an indie fit for your tastes. It's hard to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
For me, Beatani is the first chuuba I'm really into. I've watched no one else with such regularity.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to send in your voice submissions for the Beatani birthday voice project. Deadline is this sunday. We have 4 submissions in total so far so without more people the project is doomed. But I guarantee it will be made if 10 people submit in total. Also please someone make a japanese prompt.

Instructions here:
https://controlc.com/c2dbfdc0

Foreign language prompts so far:
Swedish (in the bottom of main instructions)
Russian:
https://controlc.com/560e11e9

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
Mr.Koro is my oshi, but Bea is the only chuuba who regularly makes me wake up at 5:00AM to watch her streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138836
Same. I just watched some random clips sometimes and the occasional stream of many different chuubas. But Beatani is the first one that I watch every stream of. But now it has gone so far that I barely watch others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138848
I'm literally finalizing my submission right now.
Lord help me for the cringe I'm about to inflict

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138848
Please don't worry about quality it WILL be cringe no matter what, the only thing important is timing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
Yeah, the same happens to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138848
I will send one today

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
>they lack something
It's basedness

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
Basically. I'll catch other streams occasionally, but they just don't feel the same as a Beatani stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
I actually get excited for Beatani streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138361
i think a new pc is what she should set her next goal for new equipment.
it’s necessary for better 2d and eventually a 3d model, better games,better music production, faster stream encoding,better video editing.... etc.
Idk what’s available in japan or how the stock is on gpus, i think there might be some prebuilts available that are capable and can ship to japan like artesian builds or powergpu i think also can ship to japan but you would have to check that.
There’s no rush though, shes still growin , these are just prospects for the future for when she is bigger and can do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3139190
with all the shit going on lately involving GPUs prebuilts are your only realistic option right now
though honestly as nice as getting her a beefy PC would be, I mean she was getting by with just slay the spire and a gamecube capture card for the first while and now she even has a switch so she can probably manage without it for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.]

>>3139251
agreed.
drawing streams and zatsudan also require barely any power and are very entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>dragged back into the terrible uncertainty of consciousness
>blearily load up a page to recalibrate to a multidecade ongoing escapist bender
>lands on /yah/

I'm trapped on the internet with our daughter Beatani. Please/don't send help it's too much to bear....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
Corporate chuubas got relegated to the "background noise while I do other stuff" group back when I got into indies
Bea gets my full, undivided attention
Chat interaction makes a world of difference when it comes to how enjoyable the stream is

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>>3138848
Alright, here's my part.

Part 1 :
English : https://voca.ro/178yQUk2QURT
French : https://voca.ro/1d7OLXe4PguS

Part 2 : https://files.catbox.moe/vduh66.wav
Text for part 2 : https://controlc.com/7752ff0a

[Anonymous No.]

>>3139940
Also, watching a chuuba who freely uses IB lingo and literally takes meds makes things more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I even part of the dads if I do not member her? Feels like shit knowing how everyone here is enjoying themselves for stuff I know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135369
Yes you lose your powers. Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554
Yes you are
But you also are a grey and will get bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554
Grey dads are dads! We love you even if Beatani says we should only love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554
As long as you accept being made fun of every now and then yes, no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if Beatani calls me cringe for it, but she makes my days happier even if its escapism. I also find her to be very cute. how do I find someone like her, bros???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554
grays together strong
>>3140809
actually talk to other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138793
The only corporate chuuba's stream that I watch regularly is Coco's meme review

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140833
>spoiler
I do, fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140833
Your next line will be "Just be yourself".

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140809
you don'tsorry

>>3140833
>spoiler
bad dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554
But seriously, just watching her streams and spreading the word helps a lot so you 'aight

[Anonymous No.]

>>3139999
Thanks so much, are these lyrics correct?

Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire Beatani
Joyeux anniversaire

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140554

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131859
Imagine if beatani posts a photo of her feet in those programmer socks. That would be the first time I do my hand reps to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141067
What? He’s right. That sounds like something Bea herself would suggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141160
UOOHHHHU

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141107
Yeah, it's just a translation of english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141067

>>3141169
Then I would say "Look who's talking"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140809
You learn enough about normie-tier conversation topics to know if people are hiding their power level and get them to feel comfortable sharing their interests with you. Then listen and be invested, or be damn good at pretending to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140833
The problem is someone like her wouldn't talk to you because she doesn't even leave the internet, let alone her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141258
Ok thanks, now we have 5 submissions, we are halfway to 10. Also we have a french, russian and swedish versions right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3140809
You can't really find someone like her.
First, most people like her are usually males, not everyone of course, but it's still most common.
Then, for the few people like her who are girls, you have low chances of meeting them because they typically aren't the ones easy to find, they won't go around saying they're a girl either. So you're shit out of luck.

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>>3135886
Wait is that true? I didn't know yukkin was a voice actress???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141378
I wanted to submit a French version myself too, I hope it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bea should do a RTA zatsudan about the love troubles of the dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141539
she would just call us cringe then end the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141539
She will show the posts on stream and laugh at them, calls them cringe, tell them they are pitiful and end the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141539
"How can you have love troubles if no one loves you back?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141539
Clueless virgin vtubers giving relationship advice is always top tier entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141539
>implying a bear with no relationship experience can advice anything about love

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7hyTo0dbZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131844
why are all the streams
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and marked as chating

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142148
just place holders
she'll decide what to actually stream a bit before she goes live

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138848
You may have to make these louder a bit.

English: https://vocaroo.com/13yj8lj7QwnI
Romanian: https://vocaroo.com/104NY1Q6wkL9
Lyrics:
>RO
Mulți ani trăiască! Mulți ani trăiască! La mulți ani!
Cine să trăiască? Cine să trăiască? La mulți ani!
Bea să trăiască! Bea să trăiască! La mulți ani!

>EN
May she live for many years! May she live for many years! To many years!
May who live? May who live? To many years!
May Bea live! May Bea live! To many years!

TL Note: "la mulți ani" (tl. "to many years") is the standard "happy anniversary" greeting.

Birthday message: https://vocaroo.com/16XIUCY1Qw5K

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142148
You merely adopted the chaos. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the schedule until I was already watching the stream, by then it was nothing to me but cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

can you buy memberships with a google play card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141438
Yes please do, use his example https://voca.ro/1d7OLXe4PguS for timing and I'll put you together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3133581
Did a jap drew this? I thought she only has en fans now that she completely threw away her jp audience.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a couple of weeks ago recommending a few GC games that could be fun to stream, but now I wouldn't really mind if she were just to do zatsudans
She is getting really good at them

[Anonymous No.]

uma musume stream onegai

[Anonymous No.]

BEAR IS ASLEEP POST CHIHIRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142288
Thanks. Sound level is no problem, I'll make everyone equally loud in the finished version.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she really get a job? I can't tell with the bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
Yes, it's over, graduation soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
It was a reference to the wiki shitpost with the cute writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3141897
It would at least be another perspective and for the 2% males in her audience it would at least provide a perspective from the opposite gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
yeah, reddit programmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
It's an obvious joke as can be seen in "When I do stream, I will do it from my office during my working hours" and pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
she got hired by discord
soon her twitter feed will be filled with cub porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
Yes, she makes wearable IoT socks, a.k.a. "programming socks"
Didn't you read the twitter replies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
Yes, she is a full time Gosling programmer. The grooming code will take a while to compile but it shall coom.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL win the grooming contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142792
not if I groom you first faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142649
You really think our dumb daughter can code? Haahahaha. I saw the tweet while I was at work and had to look over again to figure it was more shitposting. She's a natural.

[Anonymous No.]

Learning javascript with Beatani!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142840
I mean she isn't a NEET so I assume she has working experience or something. She also manage to set up her stuff by herself. Not to mention that lots of japs are smart and she do know english. It is very likely she knows a bit of code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142840
I fell for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142840
html is ez so she could've been a webdev

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142915
Doesn't take a genius to do these things. Just takes some time and effort. Good on her though for having the drive to DIY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142758
>IoT socks, a.k.a. "programming socks"
Need help activating my IoT socks. The app tells me I need to take a full-body picture of myself wearing the socks, but it doesn't work!
Do you guys think my clothes might be messing up the image recognition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142965
Html ezpz? You my friend has certainly never seen what it's like out there doing front end development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3142989
>Doesn't take a genius to do these things.
You'd be surprised. Some people just cannot into coding. Like their brains just shut off at the logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>your favorite coding language

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>listener-chan
>CL

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>javascript
It's the easiest one. Everything else is like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Aki (Sorry Bea)
>C++

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
Haachama
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>beatani
>C++

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
Beatani Chisato
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>Erlang

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>beatani
>C

[Anonymous No.]

gyaru bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>3135886
Damn, I remember binging these in undergrad. based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>beatani
>I know how to code

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143672
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>people actually using C

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>Brainfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani and korone
>javascript

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna be honest with you, I only ever used Python to make VNs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143911
That should be our project for her birthday next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>I haven't used enough languages for enough time but I can tell you I abhor pointers

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143992
That sounds good, I mean, >Renpy gives you that you need for something like Katawa Shoujo for example.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to vote for Beatani if you haven't already
https://forms.gle/6cpJ85phfK4H8MzAA

[Anonymous No.]

I can only write (properly) in R
I likely earn more than dev monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

I can only write in Microsoft Word...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>I only code using my TI82stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144150
>not even in microsoft excel

[Anonymous No.]

Dads...we should ask Bea for programming streams. Any language is fine. We can teach her along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>JavaScript
I've used C, C++, Java, Python, and Racket before during my college years. But I was too much of a sperg to apply for jobs so it was pointless (currently destroying my body for less than $20 an hour).
However, during my post-college NEET years I wrote some code in JavaScript that had a couple thousand users and almost shipped in a commercial product, so that was cool. I bet it's even made its way onto a couple of dad's PCs. I like functional programming in JavaScript, all the parenthesis in Lisp make my eyes roll. JavaScript developer tools are also amazing, they've come a long way from when I was first exposed to JavaScript in the Netscape era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144044
I used to be a very active member of the renpy community 10 years ago and ever participated in multiple events

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>Java

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144299
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144289
(We) should make something some day, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144299
Please do the needful and send Beatani the akasupa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3138848
a little cringe
part 1
https://voca.ro/1hj6BtlOYqt9
part 2
https://voca.ro/1zzFP5b0yE6f

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144267
>filtered by parentheses
Fuck you Racket/Lisp-like is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144444
Recieved, thanks. Now we have 7 submissions! 3 more and I give my personal guarantee that this will get made. Also nice pentas? Pents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144539
quints

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144362
the only thing that keeps me alive is Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143706
When you're working with embedded devices with limited resources it's useful. When timing really counts you inline some assembly.

[Anonymous No.]

ok, will get 10 $ gift card google play today, how can i stretch this for the longest membership time ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144539
pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144616
You start searching for a job
or use vpn to argentina to be able to get a ARS membership

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of all you smart dads. I wish I could program

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144616
5 months of emote kid if you can bear the shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144616
Save up money during the 2 months to pay for real. Or become an emote kid for about half a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
I'm no programmer, only a musician
>beatani
>ChucK
I've been meaning to learn SuperCollider though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani of course
>Lua, the only good invention to ever come out of Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144693
Nah it’s not that hard dad. I just cobble shit together by copying and pasting until it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144693
I can program well but I'm very unevenly talented. I can't tie shoes even though I'm 22 and social interaction IRL never goes well. So don't feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144693
The way I got into programming was writing crappy C programs to extract CGs from eroge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>Python
sorry industrychads i've been typing latex for the last half decade

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144693
smartest part about learning to program is that you have a highly sought after practical skill

at least you can't be any worse than me, I only impress people with my ability to click on heads in shoot games

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
> Beatani
> Java

I'm getting redpilled on typescript though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144691
>>3144708
>>3144718
i will optimize my NEETbux for being a good boy instead , thank you very muchgot it thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>All these dads using java
Holy shit, what is wrong with all of you? I hope someone is forcing you to do it

[Anonymous No.]

bea is awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144997
I suspect they got it forced on them during university and stuck with it. Surely no one can choose java of all languages with all the other alternatives available.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145075
tell me something i don't know, bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145075
Wait, what THE FUCK did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145137
Surely she is abandoning us, she will never stream again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144997
Java will live forever. Specially Java 8. Some modern programs and tools just don’t build at all if you don’t have it installed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145075
>I have nothing to say
she's clearly furious at us and will announce her graduation later today

[Anonymous No.]

>what does she mean?
>she will abandon us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145228
she's clearly siding with the bugman swarm and is now a coco anti

[Anonymous No.]

>4:50AM in japan
what the fuck bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145228
She's enabling the fucking orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145069
I was wondering when she would finally get dripped out. Naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144997
You have a mental illness if you think it's good, not by using it
Unfortunately I have to use C# for work

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145168
She will only graduate after the grooming contest. She will move in with the winner and become a full time programmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bea is most likely asking herself why the fuck are we talking about coding

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145444
all this started from programmer socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144822
>I can't tie shoes even though I'm 22
bruh

maybe someone should have guided you to master that skill before learning how to program, granted I can't manage more than a double knot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145444
>I'm going to check /yah/ before trying to go back to sleep, I'm sure that they are already washing their hands and preparing their reps while thinking about the upcoming RFA stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144822
>your oshi
>one basic life skill you lack

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145228
delete this immediately and all anons who saved this delete it immediately I'm not even joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Mr. Koro
having romantic relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145510
>Are they talking about marrying me again? ふざけんな!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145664
She's talking about impregnating us, so it's only fair I wouldn't want it to happen out of wedlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3144822
Bruh you are literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Beatani
Basic Human Interactions

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
>Making doctors appointments myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Kumagai Chisato
>not boring people to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Beatani
Maintaining a conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
>Opening letters without the contents tearing in 5 different places

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>bear
>can't cook shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
reading a clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
>Blending in with people and not seeming like some sort of lizard person

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>The polar bear
>Being able to drive a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Ina
I can't ride a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146107
This you can unironically learn within a day. It's going to be frustrating, you won't be able to figure out what to do, and at some point when you just stop thinking, it clicks and you can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
>can't swim

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I didn't wash my hands, I was busy playin dress-up.
https://files.catbox.moe/5dzmwf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8bslol.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Beatani
Sticking to a schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
This bitch! Good work btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
UOOOHHH nice nice
>>3145529
>beatoni
>driving a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
ntr AWAY
nice circular shadow placement on that first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
Ah yes, I remember that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
UUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
Nice stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
I don't like dicks to be present in my hentai sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
Why are you leaking Oil Balon meetup pics?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
oh she'd love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
I remember this exact scene on Subahibi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146271
I didn't make the scenes, that's why they're actually decent for once, I can't do posing or lighting for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Dasai bear...
cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146504
Dasai!

[Anonymous No.]

Bea's favorite sex position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146633
anything as long as she gets to have it

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have the template of naked beatani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146633
She doesn't care as long as it's bearback.

I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146725
https://files.catbox.moe/o27ls3.png

[Anonymous No.]

does Beatani actually have her cute and funny part while trapped in windows XP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146773
great, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146205
That cameltoe really does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146816
good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146777
DM her about her cunny, anon. You'll die a hero or live as a legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>went to bed after spawning Beatani (Omote)
>didn't get to sicp post in this entire thread
Oh well.
>>3132487
>>3136113
I wouldn't be able to Oil Baron for Beatani if my wapanese ass didn't learn Ruby just because it's a glorious nippon programming gengo, even though I'd rather program professionally in Clojure
>>3133354
Anon, we have to have a back and forth between teasing and loving here. Too much of either one is partially what caused last week's meltdown.
>>3142498
That was an Andrew Ryan commission. I requested art from a JP 2hu artist, but the art is going to arrive in like 3 months. She better not graduate before then.
We're still waiting on the second kuchinashi drawing.
>>3142840
desu I've had that rrat about her having prog experience ever since I did that sicp drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>3146777
yes. more importantly, does she ever feel the need to satisfy herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
>Beatani
>answering the telephone

[Anonymous No.]

>>3143200
>Beatani
>C

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147067
She might feel a little pent up after tonight's RFA and have to let off some steam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147150
I'd ask how but then I remembered I ghosted my parents for weeks before dropping out of college.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147067
but can she actually take off her clothes, or is she just stewing in Beatani juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145529
Betani
riding a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145471
Well, we were on the subject of clothes so I thought it was relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147189
It's exactly because of situations like that, and forgetting to pay my bills. Everytime the telephone rings, I feel like I'll have to make up convincing lies on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

No dicks in this one I swear.
https://files.catbox.moe/t4fyuv.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147421
do we get one with the pig ? cat ? girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147421
I WANT TO BE LISTENER CHAN SOO BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147499
forgot pic
i've been actually following her quite closely since the spaghetti drop and she's a massive numberfag just like the bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147577
>massive numberfag
>just like the bear
Anon the bear protected her twitter because she wanted to grow more slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147577
Personally I'm not super interested in her so I don't really wanna dedicate the time to try and make a card for her anytime soon. Maybe after I git gud and manage to make a Maaru for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/KongouVTuber/status/1388599115282477059

[Anonymous No.]

so we're discord after all huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Just go the fuck back. No one wants to deal with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147742
that's fair
good luck with your reps, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
>the plot thickens
but honestly get that shit out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148050
Thanks, I'll need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
I don't care what the fuck people do outside of this thread, Beatanis twitter and Beatanis stream. If he is a pedophile that is bad but if he behaves inside our community I frankly don't give a shit. So please fuck off with unneccesary drama, we are not here to police the whole internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
Don't bring this filth here ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
This shit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
offtopic AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani just tweeted she is feel bad dads, start concernfagging over that and how her new job will be cutting down on her streaming instead of letting people shilling their chuubas distract you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
Again? man the plot only thickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148111
Right now I'm concernfagging over cure dolly

[Anonymous No.]

Sacré bleu, here we fucking go again
I'm gonna go put on my programming skirt and programming tuck tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148111
BEATANI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
jesus christ envtubers are cringe

>>3148084
this

frenchie if you are here you're a nigger for not wiping your DMs and deleting all your accounts to start fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147421
I get the right tendril is supposed to be her ahoge, but what am I missing about the left one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148270
shimakaze outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

Her current name on Twitter kek
https://www.deepl.com/en/translator#ja/en/%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2%E5%85%85%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AB

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148270
bunny ears anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148270

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147421
UUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148296
nvm im rarted it's shimakazekun

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148293
>rear-engined demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148328
kek fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Frankly, if you guys want to keep around a confirmed pedophile groomer, its on you. But you are putting any high-risk community members in danger, and more than likely your oshi as well. Beatani is not mentally stable, you all know this, and I guarantee you he will attempt to manipulate and coerce her at the first opportunity. He tried to do it with Mocca, he did it with C*****, and he will keep doing it because he is sick in the head. Good luck, but be ready to accept the consiquences of your inactions if this blows up in your faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148291
>>3148296
>>3148303
Oh

Also I'm retarded and thought her sister (?) (with the black hair, that paralyzed Bea in an accident and figuratively trapped her inside the Internet) had an ahoge in her design, I don't even know what the fuck is wrong with me never mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148372
Anon-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
Anon, you're lost, this is a vtuber board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148293
>rear-engined demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
Beatani already knows, she called him a lolicon during the last amongus stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
>>3147954
I thought it was just lolicon stuff...but no this fucker is talking about actually grooming. No shit the actual thing. Wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>3148365
What does Mocca say he/she/xiexie is nowadays? No (You) because poor bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
Cool. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148417
>C8.R
>rear engined

[Anonymous No.]

I apologize for people bringing this shit here, please ignore the trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
Fuck off, no one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148396
Does Bea even have a sister? Fuck I don't know whatever oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148465
Yeah, Chihiro. She's basically just recolored Bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148372
>that paralyzed Bea in an accident
now these are strong essence rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148465
guess this is where i say:
do your lore reps
alternatively: lurk moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148458
.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148465

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148465
anon...
>>3148439
I thought Mocca was a "soft cutesy femboy uwu" last time I checked, does he really change it that often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
>pedophile groomer
what did you mean by this? there are no kids here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365
>>3147954
>tries to bring twitter shit to /yah/
>nobody falls for his bullshit
>still trying, shiting up the thread with his schizophrenia
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148485
>>3148501
I think he might mean IRL. In which case, considering that she jokingly used the rrat we independently developed that it was a split personality, I'd bet more money on her non-existence than the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148485
So isn't she with Chihiro in >>3147421 or am I just retarded after all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148559
That's Listener-chan, my wife (me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148559
It's listener-chan in a shimakaze outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148559
that's listener-chan you dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148365

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148449
don't care. I will shill the corvette wherever I can, no matter if the information is false

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148509
I may have a poor femboy radar but I thought Mocca was a girl until his/her fluidity was pointed out on here. More likely that he's identified as a femboy all this time and I just never looked into it. I thought it had been mentioned here that he changes how he identifies whenever he feels like it.

both me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148556
I meant in-universe but I'm having a mental breakdown of some sort and probably not making much sense right now, sumimasen

[Anonymous No.]

The funniest part of the last RFA stream to me was how Bea was spouting some good shit, trying to tease us
But then she got legitimately tired and just quietly huffed and puffed through the level

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148572
>>3148575
>>3148582
You mean to tell me listener-chan is a girl? What the fuck? It's not like we're on /a/. Then who the fuck is the guy outside the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148649
Have some anondad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147954
go back
zia also showed his discord logs
it's video vs video
and honestly who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148677
(You) need to lurk more newdad. I'm not spoonfeeding you anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148677
>outside the door
homeless-dad may he rest in piece
over 98% of her viewer base is female, it only makes sense that listener-chan would also be a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148677
anonchama ... it's legitimately not that deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148683
I already take antidepressants that don't work all that great as well as hbp meds like an actual dad, what does this one do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148747
depends. what are your symptoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148668
Is this a tomboy character from a manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148687
so it all he said she said, with no actual concrete evidence.
How is anything going to be proven??
zia, I hope your better than this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148798
>hoping a french pedo is better than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148677
She once said she wanted to impregnate Listener-chan, that makes Listener-chan female and Bea ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148711
>>3148723
I'm not even new, I've been in a bunch of these threads and watched various streams and clips, this is all too embarrassing. I'm finding out that it's easier for me to farm (You)s by exposing my latent retardation than by merely pretending, not sure how to feel about that.

>>3148716
>over 98% of her viewer base is female
This sounds like bullshit but you're making me wonder how to get a gf who's also a Beatani fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148787
Yes
>>3148815
Go back to discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148854
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148854
bear says so, so it must be true right....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148854
>I'm finding out that it's easier for me to farm (You)s by exposing my latent retardation than by merely pretending, not sure how to feel about that.
Are you the same guy who posted this gem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148787
Choo choooo open wide, here comes the spoon
Yes, it's Saotome Senshu, Hitakakusu

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148798
I showed video of me going trough my discord, I can't do more than that. I showed everything.
I will not comment engage in the drama more that and hope the guys from wvt don' come here to start off topic
For this community, I'm in plain sight, if I ever was stupid enough to be creepy beatani would instantly block me anyway. I'm probably gonna change my name since they don't leave me alone. All in all none of this should affect beatani, unless some retard literally go DMing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148838
males can be impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani jumps into the void

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148854
To be fair, hobo-dad is a pretty obscure and low-effort reference to one doodle Bea made, I can forgive not recognizing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148854
>not pretending
at least you're honest anon, I pray for your safety though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148886
fucking kek, but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148838
Remember that she said that male pregnancy was unusual and that it meant real love.
Watch as Beatani continues to claim the opposite of what she said last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148798
I showed video of me going trough my discord, I can't do more than that. I showed everything.
I will not engage in the drama more that and hope the guys from wvt don't come here to start off topic again.

For this community, I'm in plain sight, you can see everything I do or say if you're suspicious. If I ever was stupid enough to be creepy beatani would instantly block me anyway. I'm probably gonna change my name since they don't leave me alone. All in all none of this should affect beatani, unless some retard literally go DMing her.
That said, I hope we can ignore the off topic and talk about beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148917
This is giving me old /jp/ nostalgia
Now put her on a broom

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148917
>Oji-san AWAY
>AWAYs herself
Bea-oji...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148922
One day I want to bring this picture to life. The lethal amount of cringe could be weaponized.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried my best to make her as dasai as possible, but she keeps being cute no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148917
That's cool. I hope you use your animation powers for a good cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
that's too fucking cute wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148993
When is an oil balon going to buy an ad to display on the website?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148946
That's the right attitude, I wish they would fuck of with that shit, it's just noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
You completely missed the dasai goal
That's way too fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148946
just the wvt trying to get attention with discord drama shit, we've been under raids before with 4cc and others, the best is just to ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149016
I remember some anon else saying that we don't want to. Don't remember the reason but I bet it'll attract shitters.
>>3149000
C-cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149064
>Don't remember the reason but I bet it'll attract shitters.
I thought that was the exact reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149064
Should be fine if we limit it to /vt/ and /jp/. And maybe /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149016
How much would that approximately cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148917
you need to work more on hip movement to make it more feminine, there walking gait is different as there hips are in the shape of a pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149104
>/a/
Are you out of your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149104
No, the divegrass thing has me paranoid. It's not safe even within /vt/. I should check the archives and see what /jp/ thinks about her though. They have to know of her existence at this point, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148917
Nice!
now make her brutally dismember a struggling listener chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149016
I've only seen trash in the self hosted ad slot. The one at the top of this page is some kind of survey or something for involuntarily celibate men in Norway.
When it's not that it's usually some loser shilling some kind of bullshit like crypto or whatever. At least the chumbucket carousel at the bottom has boobs most of the time (I actually have a folder called chumbucket where I save the good ones, those images are way bigger than they need to be).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149178
>>3149163
>>3149104
be prepared for containment breakers if you advertise on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

Based frog.There is a wvt trash "vtuber" schizo shitting up the thread trying to involve Beatani in their drama 99% of the anti posts here are made by him, just ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149225
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149178
>I should check the archives and see what /jp/ thinks about her though. They have to know of her existence at this point, right?
>exactly one post containing Beatani

>>3149152
not sure but I don't think it goes into triple digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149225
Bea knows twitter cancel shit is stupid already https://streamable.com/azm1xs she's above this, there is no need to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149225
WIth this or other raids it's better to just ignore off topic schizos and move on, it's not that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
alt outfit onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
This is so adorable. I love it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149183
Bea would never do that to her members, she needs our money.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Bea to try and tease dads while she's struggling with a childrens' exercise game again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149159
I will try to do that

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to hear more of beatani's leqd noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149441
I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
tweet it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149441
can't wait for the live kusoposting she has planned

[Anonymous No.]

Lifting reps while watching RFA or save it for tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.]

She's really committed to her silent shtick, uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149567
I worked out during the last RFA stream and it was fun. I say try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1388623543470940163?s=20
RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149589
who
>>3149612
for some reason I don't believe her

[Anonymous No.]

>leqd voice
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149671
Look at the letter to the right of q on the keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149000
good job dad, hope more dads try to make alt costum like these

also, I've fixed the blanktani. now with collarbone and better feet. please use this one from now on.
https://files.catbox.moe/uwhqyn.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149671
She's doing leqd day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149612
I am glad that this will be a serious RFA stream with no teasing whatsoever. It looks like she has had a change of heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Silly dads, Bea ALWAYS has something planned.

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI IS ABOUT TO GET SWOLE AS FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

she will never bulli me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149900
Get out while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149935
Every time the bear bullis me I get more reisstant. She can't continue this cycle forever. Either I get shaken out or she gets bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149700
thanks dad, I'll make good use of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150035
Pride comes before the fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>latest tweet
Man, リア充たに really is a リア充

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, I won't make it to the rfa stream, I'm too tired...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150309
you're a disappointment, dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150309
deadbeat dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150309
Take a 45 minute nap.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150435
I'll try

[Anonymous No.]

Too many streams at the same time! Damn you Golden week!

[Anonymous No.]

>my daughter is pregaming on her R18 account

凄い

[Anonymous No.]

Every time Bea does a RFA stream I don't even do my reps. I get beer and pretzels out and heckle her in chat while I laze around as a real dad should. I suffer the next day to burn those calories off though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150616
I noticed as well. Getting her juices flowing early.

[Anonymous No.]

Dads gotta give Bea more R18 and R18G art

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, are you going to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
I don't know yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
probably not
RFA streams don't do anything for me
except marine's but she's really asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
no, not while it's live at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
Yeah.
Watching her, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
No. After.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
Nope, I did my hand reps already, so i'll be doing my fit reps alongside her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
Am I the ony one who uses ringfit streams as a background noise for working out?(well it's kinda weird now that I wrote it down..)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
No, only marine managed to make me do hand reps with a RFA stream, I tend to just silently enjoy chuuba's tired voices

[Anonymous No.]

fags ^^^^

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to get as loud as Subaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
Yes. I'm going to blow rope live, and aim it directly at a picture of Bea I printed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150872
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
No I'm saving up for the offpako afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
I'll do it after the fact to the vod if she asks about hand reps

Bea please click your tongue at the dads who don't finish their reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150872
Ogey shania back to trash with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
No. At least not during it.

[Anonymous No.]

>staying inside all day got to me a bit
>don't want the tote bag to go unused
>went out before the RFA stream and survived
The coffee shop was closed unfortunately. I would've gone to Starbucks to figure out what the the fresh mocha frappuccino that Chihiro likes tastes like, but I would've died from embarrassment on the way there.
Don't let your tote bags go unused, anons! You ordered one along with the t-shirt and mug, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
No, I don't get how people do it with all the game sound mixed in

[Anonymous No.]

So she is afraid of heights but claims that she is not scared of rollercoasters hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150984
>don't want the tote bag to go unused
Tote bags have a purpose.....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151033
she already came clean about being afraid of rollercoasters

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151066
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151056
Next you're going to ask me if clothes have a purpose.
Well, it's not like it's important to use it, but it'd be nice if Beatani knew we're actually using her merch and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright did my kanji/exercise reps so I'm all set for this, let's see how long she lasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151143
>Next you're going to ask me if clothes have a purpose.
>implying
I actually do use her merch, wore her sweater to a veteran run air museum...they seemed upset kek

[Anonymous No.]

>10min

have you washed your hands yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151227
Same here anon. I just finished mine in time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hands: Clean
Asshole: Clean
My mind isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151267
By coincidence, yes actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
Yes, but only to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151248
Oh shit, did you go alone? Did the museum staff ask you "wtf are you wearing"? I would've dropped my spaghetti a bit.
I wore the t-shirt on a workday but since I'm working remotely, nobody gave a shit during the videoconferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151248
that's cringe and based at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151143
I'm gonna wear the Beatani Sisters shirt when I busk

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151452
I'm going to wear it when I bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151380
Yea I went alone, the museum staff were a bunch of boomer Vietnam vets so I don't even think they knew what anime was and just sort of looked at me all confused. Was awkward when I first walked in though...

[Anonymous No.]

I've never masturbated to Beatani, and I never plan to.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364J6DW9REE
LET'S GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151500
Based, she is our daughter afterall

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151542
She is YOUR daughter. I WILL deflower her when you aren't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151496
Should have told them they fought and died so you could wear gook cartoon shirts in their museum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151500
Same. No, i'm not a faggot. I just find the thought of masturbating to beatani, CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3150775
It's just a joke to generate some buzz here and on Twitter. I don't think she cares either way.
There would need to be a genuine exhibitionism element to it for me to skip over my backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

So the gimmick today is going to be real bear growl noises?

[Anonymous No.]

I need the normal beatani gun pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151577
Didn't need to, my presence and sweater was enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151828
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151890
Yes, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

She is so cute. Cute. I want to cuddle her and hold her hands. Cute I want to gently lower her on to the bed. Cute. I want to slowly penetrate her maidenhead. Cute. I want to marry her after I figure out she is pregnant, Cute. Cute. Cute. Kuma is so Cute. Cute. Pregnant daughter pregnant with daughter. Cute. I love her. Cute. Please Love me. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151942
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

CUTER than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151942
Cringe ojisan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151942
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152143
Yes, Cialis. Bear is so cute she give me ED. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3151942
based
>>3152143
AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>rate the stream
>sends poop super sticker

[Anonymous No.]

>you can hear her feet hitting the ground
>they sound light
FATTY RRAT AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

DADS I JUST CAME TO MY DAUGHTERA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152253
Damn, quickshooting is kind of cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to her streamlabs link?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152285
>not having it on bookmark
Shiggy
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152253
H-HAYAI

[Anonymous No.]

>He already blew his load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152253
>He didn't wait for the JOI section
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta be real with you dads, I've got a thousand other things on my plate and while I'm normally willing to shove most if not all of that aside for a beatani stream, I mean even when gimmicks are involved like last week's I still find RFA to be anathema to an enjoyable stream
I'll check out the VOD tomorrow just becuase it's my bear daughter but it's not a priority

[Anonymous No.]

I want my daughter to mog all other programmers

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152352
ごめんね、お父さん

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152425
It's understandable. No sense in feeling obligated and then getting burnt out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152425
Same honestly, RFA doesn't appeal to me, tho I'd watch her play anything anyway but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152425
>I still find RFA to be anathema to an enjoyable stream
I would just leave it as background noise if possible... I don't even think you need to look at the stream's video for these RFA streams most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152560
For RFA streams I put on a blind-fold and imagine I'm sandbagging the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152248
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

Should we try to get her to do GOMAD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152650
I'd prefer to put her gonads to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>her coworker actually said something in chat

[Anonymous No.]

So did she unironically get a job yesterday? Unlikely right?

[Anonymous No.]

What if bear is making up the new job and her jp friends just to try and impress us and smugly lord it over us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152776
She's joking

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Angles of Sexuality with Bea noises in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152835
this kusogaki ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152776
anon I don't think someone who just got a new job yesterday would be doubling down on their stream schedule, even if it is golden week

[Anonymous No.]

>>3152835
My guess is that she felt bad for Yukari-san since he felt like his handwriting was all she cared about. Also that Japanese viewer has been around forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>faggots in chat telling her to hide the screen
Are you fucking serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153106
You want a yab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153106
>>3153124
FINAL YAB
FINAL YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153106
She hid her weight when she first played, anon, that might have happened again. Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153095
>that Japanese viewer has been around forever
d-do we invite him to join the other dads on /yah/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153193
we already know she weighs 0kg because she's on the internet, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153224
No

[Anonymous No.]

Dads... Bea might actually be a strick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153224
I don't want to yell in chat "HEY JPBRO JOIN /yah/ AT 4chan DOT ORG" but it'd be nice to know if Beatani already pointed them here.
>What if they're responsible for half the posts we attribute to Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

Her crackly 'yaaaaaaaaaaaaah's are fucking adorable. Might be because most other jap chuubas put on a different voice but I think bea's voice is pretty unique.

[Anonymous No.]

She's so cute struggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153333
Going for a run with Bea!
Carrying the exhausted bear back home on your back!

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>130BPM
s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153446
>Going for a run with bea
>100m in and she's already destroyed
>You carry her on your back for a few KM

[Anonymous No.]

Come to think of it why the fuck don't we have a Bea pasta yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153665
>she's a gatekeeper
>on the internet
>on the windows XP hill
>she does it for free
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she does it because it is the only amount of power & control she will ever have in her pathetic life
>she squashses bugs she doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has a menhera attack
>she doesn't fill the bathtub with hot water because it interferes with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons to peropero
>she will never have a real job
>she will never leave the windows XP hill
>she will never be at a healthy mental state
>she will never know how to cook anything besides gyoza
>she will never have a girlfriend
>she will never have any friends
Not OC but already something

[Anonymous No.]

she almost died xD

[Anonymous No.]

IM GONNA CUM TO TOUHOUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153821
xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

How did she just seamlessly transition to 2hu like that...

[Anonymous No.]

How is she THAT destroyed if she only has 127 BPM

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153665
We have a few actually. I like that one where she cuts of the legs of a random guy and calls him hiroyuki, anyone have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>20 or so min of babymode RFA
>Gets too exhausted
>Quits it to play touhou instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153847
fug :DDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

She's ngmi...

[Anonymous No.]

>the touhou stream is lewder than RFA

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't played RFA in a few months, maybe I should pick it up again...

[Anonymous No.]

Among Us but every time Bea loses she has to play RFA for 10 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

The choking sounds got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Using the literal worse shot type in the game
Bea pls NO, get carried by ReimuA or SakuyaA pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153890
>almost failed on difficulty 5
s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154039
If Beatani can do it (?), anyone can. You don't even have to push yourself to the limit, just move your body and get your heart beating

[Anonymous No.]

>it's that franchise everyone throws autistic fits over
is it both a bullethell AND one of those color match bubble shooters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154039
I was thinking of buying a switch so that I could play RFA again, but I'm going to wait for the switch pro to lower prices on the regular switch.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck kek

[Anonymous No.]

>you are retard *tongue click*

[Anonymous No.]

>You're retard
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154262
>>3154268
clip it onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154115
There are a ridiculous amount of Switch games to play anon, including the entire first party Wii U library if you skipped that one too. Just buy a pro controller because you will eventually need it.

[Anonymous No.]

She noticed me. All I had to do was cut off my feet and tape them into an onahole. I don't regret it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit does associate 'reps' exclusively with masturbation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154398
based if true

[Anonymous No.]

I miss those pure eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154398
For some reason she started thinking that last week, and we don't want to correct her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154398
No because she has used the word correctly many many times. Japanese learning reps for example.

[Anonymous No.]

I should be used to it by now but I'm dumbfounded by the fact that Bea found her way here. Out of all the indies that could've advertised their stream here it was this kusogaki. It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154398
No, she is just talking about doing your hand reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154440
Kek back when I didn't know what I was getting into

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154376
Remote-tan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154440
she was so cute... now she's even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

No...not back to RFA....not when shes horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154398
When she began talking about it she first said "hand reps". And she later shortened it to just reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154705
Bros, how hard does her cunny twitch when she does RFA streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154729
she could snap your fingers with ease

[Anonymous No.]

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>3154729
beatani chaturbate stream when?

[Anonymous No.]

Art of Beatani doing her reps with Listener-chan's severed foot when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155014
VSHOJO AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

COME ON BEAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

STOP SUPERCHATTING FAGGOTS IM TRYING TO JERK OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>3153880
ahh I remember that one from weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

I... I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

Balons, I surrender. My daughter's pussy is yours to defile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155234
I want to be an oil balon one day..

[Anonymous No.]

What currency is even A$100.00?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155339
aus monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155339
Australasian Dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155339
australian dollah

[Anonymous No.]

Tempted me, but I want to give on the birthday and not now

[Anonymous No.]

ears too stong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155339
Rougly 77 USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>3131844
make sure to add the streamlabs link to the new OP

https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155510
And /yah/

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155604
It's in the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155339
Aussie Dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155654
People still forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155604
and link to the previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155317
Just do your work reps, invest in hype coins then dip when it moons. Save money and you'll get there.

[Anonymous No.]

My blood pressure is like 140 - 149...

[Anonymous No.]

Nivi... don't look at the supachats

[Anonymous No.]

I counted my BPM from my throat and I got 65 despite being a terrible homebody who vapes way too much and drinks kinda regularly
Did I mess something up ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155759
Maybe it's time you start watching what you eat, fattie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155899
no, no I wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155868
If you stand up and it shoots to 140 there's a problem
t. Former alcoholic vaping dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155939
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155939
You have a daughter to worry abour now, you can't continue with that selfish lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3156092
I already do omad

[Anonymous No.]

BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE THIS FUCKING CUTE BEAR

[Anonymous No.]

CHIHIRO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

CHIHIRO HATE

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3155977
>t. Former alcoholic vaping dad
Same. I stopped many of my bad health habits except for bad food and energy drinks. Those will be the hardest to change for me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she'll hook me up with Chihiro if I give her a big dono on her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell her sweaty body!

[Anonymous No.]

Some oil baron pervert, ask her what she is wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3156426
She's naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>3156426
Oil barons are not perverts!
I think