/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>oh I have to go to my, uh, doctor's appointment at 7 PM haha
>just out with my mother at 10 PM at night haha
>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
>Kaela, say to Lui that you want her kinoko. You know, kinoko means mushroom and they are similar to penises. YOU BASICALLY ASKING HER TO LET YOU SUCK HER DICK. SEX. HAHA PLEASE CLIP THAT I'M SUCH YABAIRYS
>proceeds to translate this joke in japanese for next minute

>https://youtu.be/VZRLzZcAUKo?t=3520
>It starts reminding me of something i don't wanna be reminded of'.

I...Irys bros, is our oshi a fucking whore who is cucking is?

[Anonymous No.]

>Irys
nice try, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
Son they all got bfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
>who is cucking is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056838
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
Every single woman in the world 18 or older has a boyfriend they're having regular sex with. Why is this so hard to understand for you people?

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>>31056760
Irys is garbage
She got no class
She got no stats
She doesn't have the talk
And she cant even walk
Even with all these flaws
She has a loyal cuck flock

Irystockrats are underdog supporters and saviorfags that got stuck on this slitty ship. Get off of there, pals. There are plenty of clean mouthed chubas that don't sprinkle innuendos in every convo

[Anonymous No.]

>7pm
>10pm
Are you making times up?
The last time she went to the doctor it was like 3 or 4pm.
Also they're all getting railed and not by you, me, or 'yeah, me'.

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>>31056760
I stopped watching her. If wanted to watch whores, i would watch Veibae and Nyanners. Atleast they are entertaining whores

[Anonymous No.]

I love my nephilim and her saggy tits. She's funny and got heart.

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>>31056838
me desu

[Anonymous No.]

One thing I would give to you Ennafags and Nijifags is that you all definitely so fucking incompetent at false flagging that it's not even funny anymore.
Only a non Holo watcher will call IRyS as Irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056838
>>31057400
>my oshi is a whore
>n-no, they're ALL whores, I didn't make the wrong choice
love it when these types come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057400
>they're all getting railed and not by you, me, or 'yeah, me'
はい, わたくしですわ.

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>>31057525
>Ennafags
>Nijifags
this is not funny anymore plz take ur meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057784
Anon, why are you even here if you haven't made the thread, more so replying to me?
Also why in the world will a " Hololive " fan make such a rookie mistake

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>>31057707
No, not even by you and your futacock, Salome.

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>>31057915
pls understand, he is still insecure about Airus

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>>31057400
Most of her recent appointments were after 7PM. Koyori wanted to collab with IRyS but said it didn't happen because IRyS was out with her "mom" until 11PM

[Anonymous No.]

any irys thread
>le Ennafans made this
My oshi lives rent free in so may peoples head. Cope more iryscucks

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>>31056760
dont forget about flaunting her nails to sound engineer-kun and getting more dolled up by waxing her eyebrows.

she's at the age where her body is screaming "MAKE A BABY YOU BITCH YOU GETTIN OLD"

Will she be successful? IDK she's a pretty big weeb (HER WORDS), has shaky hands, pinned shoulder, on mood stabilizers and has a weak constitution. Not exactly mommy material but modern medicine has worked wonders before. GOODLUCK IRYS!

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>>31058192
they are just jealous that Enna moggs IRys when it comes to streaming, singing, zatsu, collab and creative content. IRys is only a better at GFE

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>>31056760
The clip's indeed pretty damning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
I hope this honorary vshoujo 'll ruin holoshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31058249
But remember kids, "No dating within the company is a rule."

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057525
nta, but Enna mogs irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057100
This

[Anonymous No.]

irys is pure and my girlfriend

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>>31056760
She tries her best. It's just that she is so fucking stupid and socially inept. Special needs child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057671
Women in their 20s not dating somebody is fringe.

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>>31058816
Being a vtuber is also fringe

[Anonymous No.]

I love IRyS! Her crush on the sound engineer at the studio she records in is so cute! She's going to make him a very happy boy when they finally work through their sexual tension!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31058070
>out with her "mom" until 11PM
pfffffthahaHAHAHAHA

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>>31058816
you keep lowering the numbers eventually you will reach the point where no women are born virgin.

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>>31056760
I will need source for all your claims, otherwise you are just bullshitting.

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>>31056760
God damn, that clip

[Anonymous No.]

Is IRyS the Kiara of EN2? she seems to attract the same level of schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
I mean who hasn't swallowed a few loads? Let him who is without sin cast the fist stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31060760
Semen has never passed my lips nor will it ever (as far as I know, can't account for cooks jizzing in my food). Why on Earth would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31057010
Yes and they are all me...god I'm so tired of drowning in pussy

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>>31060760
This isn't Reddit....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
>>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
She is?

[Anonymous No.]

Haha real.funny let's shame a woman in her late 20s for possibly having sex before

[Anonymous No.]

>>31061124
No, its just schizos making shit up again

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>>31061124
>>31061837
Listen in on the youtube video in the OP

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>>31058816
We live in an era when tech savvy autism is a pandemic, normal-kun.
Just because your wife could not help but wake up naked next to guys she did not know in Woodstock because psychedelics was the only source of entertainment you had does not mean oshis cannot blow off steam with the abundant online porn, like the rest of us morally upstanding non-degenerate citizens, instead of defiling their body with STDs.

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>>31058070
Lol. Her mom is back in Hawaii with her dad.

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>>31056760
Are you sure you're in the same time zone?

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>>31058472
Sound engineers are probably contractors. She's thinking practically really, finding a guy who'll mix any covers she randomly feels like doing in 10 years.

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>>31062016
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1538104434395586560
7:20 PM in her time zone, on a Saturday, no less, lmao

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>>31062208
I too often go to the doctor after 7PM on weekend nights.

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>>31062208
In the first place why would anyone think an unprompted tweet she could've just not made at all is an excuse for something else.

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>>31062368
Because she sometimes tweets after the fact giving a reason why she wasn't able to stream that day. You'd have to ask her why she does it. She doesn't even make schedules so she has no reason to tweet out why she wasn't able to stream that day but she does it at times anyway. Guilt maybe?

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>>31057010
Oh anon, that's just what all women tell you because you're fucking ugly...

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>>31057100
Like who? At this point they all do shit like that. All the "idol culture bad" faggots made sure of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31060999
You might be jesting but that is how it works. A small group of men get most of the women.

>>31057408
Starting to think an open whore is better than a lying piece of shit.

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>>31062501
I don't follow her but if she didn't have a schedule up then you have to jump a massive amount of hoops to come to this conclusion from that. I only go to late doctors myself because I'm usually busy during the day so this just sounds like massive cuckbrain to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Idk if this shit isn't obvious you're brain dead and in denial. The other talents that also come up with excuses like this saying they're always busy and then not coming out with any projects are equally as guilty.
For a bunch of loser virgins who care a lot about their relationship status you willingly turn a blind eye to a lot.

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>>31061986
Jeeeeeeezus... poor irystocrats

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>>31056760
>>Kaela, say to Lui that you want her kinoko. You know, kinoko means mushroom and they are similar to penises. YOU BASICALLY ASKING HER TO LET YOU SUCK HER DICK. SEX. HAHA PLEASE CLIP THAT I'M SUCH YABAIRYS
I don't hate IRyS but that was bitch move and Kaela had to sort that mess out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31062796
But they say they love us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31062997
>Lol. Her mom is back in Hawaii with her dad.
link pls with the timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>31061986
And, assuming that Koyori did say that, you have a source that confirms her mom hasn't been outside Hawaii visiting her daughter like a normal parent?
>Family members of Japanese and foreign residents of Japan can visit Japan (you’ll have to apply in advance for a kinship visa)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31062997
>I don't hate IRyS but that was bitch move and Kaela had to sort that mess out.
no way this actually happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>31063134
True anon, she probably thinks about all million of us every night before bed, anticipating how she can please each of us every day
In the arms of the sound designer

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>>31056760
There are two types of vtubers
>those who're seisou because they already get dicked down
>those who collab with men because they wanna get dicked down

[Anonymous No.]

>>31063287
Watch streams.

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>>31061967
anon relax you don’t have to blogpost to us about how your parents met and conceived you. we didn’t need the story to know you’re retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31063389
then send me the timestamp retard

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>>31063588
I know you newfags think that spoonfeeding is the way, but it isn't. Use your brain what stream could propably have such information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31063588
Just search on YouTube "Kaela IRyS kinoko" or check timestamps on their vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056865
oh nyo not le minor typerino involving two letters right next to each other!!!!!!!! Whatever are we going to do grammarbros?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31063132
Sea urchin semen, its a delicacy in japan

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>>31063588
>>31063287
literally nothing
https://youtu.be/MMYX1T86dqY
Faggots malding over everything.
Anya, Watame and Lui themselves were also contributing here, but IRyS is the one getting hate for reasons. and its nowhere even that bad as these bitches are saying. A nothing burger

[Anonymous No.]

IRyStocrats really are just as illiterate retards as their oshi. Lord have mercy.

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>>31058070
>Most of her recent appointments were after 7PM. Koyori wanted to collab with IRyS but said it didn't happen because IRyS was out with her "mom" until 11PM
Time stamp for any of that?
Like, at all?

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>>31058816
https://www.ipss.go.jp/ps-doukou/j/doukou15/doukou15_gaiyo.asp
https://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/20/asia/japanese-millennials-virgins/index.html

https://twitter.com/tv_asahi_news/status/1536538876843786240
https://news.tv-asahi.co.jp/news_politics/articles/000257944.html
https://twitter.com/livedoornews/status/1536566727425011712
https://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/22333164/
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/effa1804306cd5436c15c64a80b8b441aa9dccec

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056838
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31064797
She's American

[Anonymous No.]

>>31061967
Lonely zoom zoom schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31064678
>>31062208

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>>31061124
anons thought she was referring to semen in the OP's clip when she is really just talking about not wanting to remember the taste of bad uni https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_urchin#As_food

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065087
She was discussing bad uni. What you're saying makes no sense. She wasn't saying bad uni reminds her of bad uni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065087
Oof, anons must have tasted a lot of semen (their own?) and not a lot of sea urchin to come to that conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056838
>>31057010
Kronii and Sana are hardcore gay. Ina has only ever fucked Kronii. Kiara claims to be a dyke, but she is bi. Gura is a virgin without a boyfriend. IRyS doesn't have a boyfriend because she is stuck in japan and only likes white cocks. And Bae's parents think she is too young to have a boyfriend so she isn't allowed and is a literal incel right now and that is why she keeps acting like a retard on stream.
>inb4 transatlantic cock
considering Gura doesn't even have a passport, the idea she only ever edated anyone in the past who doesn't even live in the country just shows she is a virgin. And Bae's parents absolutely thot patrol her. Her parent's don't watch her streams and despite making her live in a cuckshed so they don't have to hear her, her mom still checked on her because she was saying she was taking off clothes and then moaning during a ring fit stream, so her parents have a baby monitor or some shit in her cuckshed to make sure she isn't getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31061967
Mucho texto

[Anonymous No.]

>>31062208
>>31065058
>>31062313
I admit, that's a little suspicious, but it's not impossible. There are private clinics that are open late, especially in cities as big as Tokyo.
That being said, she wasn't going to stream that day anyway, so why would she have made a really lame excuse unprompted?

[Anonymous No.]

This is what uni looks like. The texture isnt anything like cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065189
She meant the simple act of talking about bad uni reminds her of it's taste, something she doesn't want to think about.
By the way, the taste of semen is no where near as putrid as rotten uni, at least from what I'm told, so it doesn't even make sense in context for her to say that. Besides, if you've ever had bad uni, then you'd realize that if semen tasted anything like it, then no woman would ever want to give head again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065266
You're gonna eat a sea creature's balls and say there's no relation to semen?

[Anonymous No.]

CopeRyStocrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065672
Looks like yellow tongues.
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065711
I don't gargle cum, so how about you tell me if they taste the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065672
Pictures might be deceiving, just looked it up and it's described as creamy and buttery in texture, with a briny taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065672
why would any human ever try and eat this?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so impossible to IRyStocrats to accept that she is rude and meanspirited loudmouth who likes to eat cum? And we can dissmiss the cum part because she has been rude and meanspirited for a year now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065018
I don't speak reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31060760
It doesn't count if it's my own

[Anonymous No.]

>>31066050
Eastern Asian cultures are famine cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit this thread is a blessing
i can finally say that OP unironically and unequivocally sucks cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>31061967
Yes I'm sure you're morally upstanding and not a degenerate and not just a larping deluded fag because no woman is attracted to you.

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>>31056760

[Anonymous No.]

I know this thread was just shitposting so I didn't bother replying, but just to those who were genuinely curious
>>31063183
>>31063240
That anon was mixing up truths and rrats, anons.
First of all, IRyS's mom indeed returned to US / Hawaii to be with her dad. Except she did it by the end of June (remember this) - IRyS herself said that on stream (which was why people know about it), and how it makes her a bit lonely as she is living with her grandma now.
On the other hand, it's Koyori did say that she wanted to collab with IRyS, but IRyS was busy so they couldn't schedule a collab (yet). However, Koyori didn't say anything about IRyS's mom being the cause, just that IRyS was busy in general. She said this all the way back in May, so IRyS's mom was still in Japan
You might ask, if Koyori didn't say anything about IRyS's mom, where the fuck did the
>Koyori wanted to collab with IRyS but said it didn't happen because IRyS was out with her "mom" until 11PM
part came from. Rratpeddlers made that up because a day (or two, I don't quite recall) after Koyori said she wanted to collab with IRyS, but couldn't, IRyS posted this
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1529099924687982592
>Went out with my mom today and walked a total of 15,000 stepsIRySoTired
so faggots tried to connect two possibly unrelated events (IRyS being too busy to schedule a collab with Koyori back then, and IRyS went out with her mom few days afterwards). IRyS herself didn't even say anything about being out until 11:00PM - just because she posted that tweet at 11 doesn't mean it was first thing she did after going home.
And yes, there isn't anything weird about a girl being out with her mom and only returning home at around 10-11:00PM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31066662
> because no woman is attracted to you.
Whatever helps you cope, cuckfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31066754
>it's true that Koyori did say *
(Don't know why "true" wasn't there)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31065269
Cope
Not everyone grew up a virgin like you. Most vtubers, and people in general, have or had sex whether you like it or not.
Deal with it or kys if you can't handle the truth.

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>>31066838
>I-I totally had sex guise
>e-everybody does it
Even barely illiterate swarthy sandnigger manlets will not settle for a non-virgin. What makes you think that any male of actual value would?

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>>31066838
It must be hard for you being from jakarta where the average girl loses her virginity at 12 to a man in his 30s who is richer than you. But in America, a decent number of girls, especially FoBs like Bae are virgins at Bae and Gura's ages

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>>31062501
This is reaching.
She already said that she had a doctor appointment beforehand. She didn't have to (and she didn't, many times) inform her fans about the her appointment time. It made no sense to tweet "to make an excuse" because every IRyStocrats already knew that she was going to the doctor that day.
>Guilt maybe?
If someone is capable of lying successfully to dozens thousands people repeatedly, she isn't going to feel guilt from not giving them another lie about the same matter

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>>31067086
>If someone is capable of lying successfully to dozens thousands people repeatedly
ponrys isnt capable of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31066754
A coin to our witcher. Thanks for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067081
Forward Operating Bases..?

[Anonymous No.]

She would never lie. If she had a boyfriend she would tell us. I trust her.

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>>31056760
Don't forget
>wakes her grandma up by screaming "daddy!" in the middle of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067048
inceldom has poisoned your mind to a point where you have to state the lowest common denominator to try and prove something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067253
I'm her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067081
Nah, even in Java men at least have the self-respect to at least stone said 12 years old if the relationships are not permanent, and so do similar islamic yet sexually active shitholes like London or Stockholm. The cuck must be from some even more degenerate shithole like NY or LA.

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>>31067297
Must be some rough nightly activity...

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>>31067342
>le reddit insults
Big oof, you doublenigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31064909
Tbf those numbers are also not looking so good these days
ESPECIALLY if you break it down by race and remove the races that are least likely to be a vtuber kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
>who is cucking is?

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>>31067183
fresh off the boat. Bae is Cantonese, meaning her parents moved to Aus after 1984, prob during the early 90s. Bae is the little sister and was born in AUS, but she has only ever celebrated Halloween twice so she isn't exactly as westernized as everyone acts. Like the fact that she thought wendys chilly was good chilly or that after getting ticked into dressing up for the myth off collab she sat on the floor eating gushers and not making any noise shows she is a lot more sheltered and shy than she acts on stream
>>31067365
believe it or not, most Cantonese girls I knew in NYC did not lose their virginity until they were over the age of 23.

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>>31067461
>insult i don't like
>"le-leddit"
where the fuck do newfags like you even come from? you're more sensitive than troons and that says a lot

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS is genuinely too stupid to hide the fact that she has a boyfriend. She'd have slipped up by now.

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>>31065269
>gura virgin with no bf
He doesnt know

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>>31067652
She has over a decade of experience of pandering to males to make a living, don't underestimate that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
they all fuck.

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>>31067654
He literally already talked about Gura's doxx shit and why your reply is retarded. Unironically do more reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067654
>muh transatlantic cock
one of them says he doesn't currently have a gf and never went to the usa and you guys keep posting the same discord convo where they are talking about nyanners and the other one got btfo by the fact that Gura was at Ame's when you said she was in sweden and then when you said she was playing valorant or some shit it turned out she was under IRyS's house in rust stealing her food and fucking with her
>>31067705
IRyS fucking doxxed herself before she even made her debut

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>>31067561
>only ever celebrated Halloween twice so she isn't exactly as westernized as everyone acts
Mate, halloween is barely a thing down here, the only reason why it's started to pop up is because of American cartoons, and in retaliation we have mobilised Bluey.

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>>31067834
>IRyS fucking doxxed herself before she even made her debut
Must be why her patreon is doing so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067834
>doxxed herself before she even made her debut
Any osu playing weeb worth his salt recognized irys 5 seconds in anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>antis try to convince everyone that they guzzle rotten cum in order to make someone else look bad

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>>31067561
The fuck is chilli? Wendy's sells milkshakes and doughnuts.

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>>31067705
>She has over a decade of experience of pandering to males to make a living, don't underestimate that
She kind of sucks at it then. If she was as experienced as you say she'd have a Rushia-tier following. Numbers in all forms speak otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31067834
Replying on the wrong twitter account is different than milking simps for 10 years and understanding how to navigate that landscape

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>>31068013
that doesn't change the fact she was dumb enough to tweet at mori with her old account on the same reply chain. It is almost as bad as that one JP member tweeting someone who had the word "faggot" in their name thinking they were Ame because of the profile pic
>>31068103
spicy meat and beans in a red sauce
>>31068112
if she is dumb enough to use the wrong account she is dumb enough to drop bf shit like Ame, Mori, Fauna and Mumei did

[Anonymous No.]

>>31068098
>"... Anon, that's so unfair. I never said it was rotten! How did you know?"

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>>31068109
She's not as popular as Rushia but she's good at getting money from her small core fanbase. She's solidly #2 in superchats in the last months even without streaming much

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>>31068192
Spicy meat... yeahheah, boi....

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>>31068192
There's literally only upsides to "doxxing" your past life like that

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>>31067615
>>insult i don't like
>"insult" literally invented by reddit's genitally impaired CEO
Nigger, no matter how much you encourage women to be sluts, they will NEVER have sex with you, they go for the high value males that will bump and dump. If you indeed come from some degenerate nightlife infested shithole as you claim and not just ruminating r/ sexlife or whatever cuckshed you spent most of your time in you are you are way more aware of it than I am.

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>>31068192
>spicy meat and beans in a red sauce
Yeah nah, what kind of Wendy's sells that?

[Anonymous No.]

SEANiggers love their cuckoldry fantasies. I mean look at OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31068534
Don't make fun of them. Watching passively while their women got fertilized by other men is how their languages and ethnic identities survived islamization.

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>>31068478
>>31068103
>>31068272
Wendy's is like a second mcdonalds. Also, speaking of Burgers, didn't Bae get caught at a burger shop when she was in the USA?

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>>31068251
>She's solidly #2 in superchats in the last month
In what group? Surely not in Hololive.

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>>31068396
you seem to know reddit more than I do. makes one wonder
>having sex means you're an absolute slut and women bumps and dumps high value males
what mental illness is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31069233
Her branch, HoloEN

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>>31068251
I don't think she's #2 but she just had an anniversary celebration, events like that skew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31069312
So why compare her to Rushia? And let's think for a moment how that superchat queen ended up after playing stupid games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31056760
Is not irys fault you can't have sex incel.

[Anonymous No.]

God bless my slutRyS

[Anonymous No.]

My wifeRyS have antis now, she finally made it. I'm proud of her.

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>>31065269

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>>31066050
>why would any human ever try and eat this?
people historically ate what they could find. pic related becomes chocolate despite looking like maggots. use your brain sometime

[Anonymous No.]

>>31068803
American Wendy's is weird, also elaborate on the whole 'caught at a burger shop".

[Anonymous No.]

>>31069258
> and women bumps and dumps high value males
You are either retarded or a woman, which is basically the same, high value males bump and dump sluts, not the other way around. It's because high value males have options and would never choose a non-virgin or even less so a slut as a spouse.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's basic instinct in all male mammals, if not all animals, how fucking demoralized and degenerate must you zoomers be to not intuitively grasp something so basic? Are you one of those kids that fall in their face because playing video games as babies did not allow them to develop motor reflexes?

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>>31069673
An anon said he heard an asian girl with an aussie accent at an In-N-Out when she was in the US

[Anonymous No.]

>>31069411
It's not female modesty's fault you can't have sex cuck.

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>>31068251
her omocat merch had the most remaining stuff compared with council's which released at the same time

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>>31065269
Lmao cope seethe and mald

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>>31069778
i'm just going to assume this is a shitpost and not take it seriously because holy shit

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>>31070116
Reality is the best bait.

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>>31069845
Bruh, that is the biggest reach I've heard in a long time.
That'd be like saying you heard an Asian chick speak in broken english and thought it was Haachama.

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>>31069932
Eh, the only item of hers lagged in sale was the track jacket. Her acrylic stand and keychain sold out as fast as Kronii's and Fauna's who are pretty popular before they restocked.
I'm not sure if it was a matter of amount of paypigs or how her track jacket showed too much powerlevel to wear outside (and it was track jacket, too, a lot less useful normally than others' sweater or hoodie)

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>>31070336
>or how her track jacket showed too much powerlevel to wear outside
That's my issue with it.
It's a bit much desu senpai

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>>31069932
Dumb statement. People will say that Bae and IRyS failed to sell out like the others but that is because of the track jacket. It is a big filter.

1. It is the most expensive item in the catalog
2. It is a fucking track jacket

If Bae and IRyS had hoodies like the others they would have sold out just as fast as the others.

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>>31070116
>le i can't even

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>>31070458
Her t-shirt is also lagging behind

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>>31067048
kek apes really believe this shit.

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>>31065269
>Gura is a virgin without a boyfriend.
ogey

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>>31061942
Uni that isn't high end tastes like pure garbage. IRyS, with her weird english probably just meant she didn't want to be reminded of the taste. I don't get how you can think bad uni tastes like semen.

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>>31063310
>The ones who collab with males the most are actually the most seiso
You know, this actually matches up with all the EN girls now that I think about it.

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>>31070116
He's self-selecting out of the gene pool, you should be thanking him.

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I used to be a gosling for her but after a while it just became obvious.
She literally only goes out to see the doctor, who the fuck goes to the doctor 4 times a week for a sore throat.
And she NEVER mentions a man besides her father, a little bit weird how she doesn't have male coworkers, male friends, male neighbors. Literally the only man she ever mentions is her father, she once mentioned that her male friend had to carry her when they went hiking but that's it. She's extremely careful about it and it feels fake.

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>>31078228
She never said it was a male friend that was carrying her

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>>31078228
She mentions the sound guy a handful of times though, more than anyone that's not her family or Holomem.

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>>31057010
Not every woman, but the majority of relatively mentally and physically healthy women with a good social life have had sex. IRyS fits that bill, as do most Hololive members. It's just how it is in the modern day, sex out of wedlock and relationships are normalised and commonplace, women who are still a virgin at 25 are probably in the minority.

>>31056760
OP, for your own sake just assume that every VTuber is a whore and move on with your life. It's not worth getting worked up over.

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So the consensus is:
>Solo stream IRyS is OK
>Collab IRyS is mean spirited asshole
>Music IRyS is mediocre as fuck

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>>31078700
She's not mean-spirited she just likes to make everything about herself and talk over everyone else.
Solo IRyS is good GFE
Music IRyS

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>>31078819
>Solo IRyS is good GFE
If you are cuck?

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>>31078819
Is it good GFE when she talks about trying to to get guys to notice her nails or talks about how talented left handed sound engineer is with her viewers? At least she doesn't follow Tempus on Twitter though right, looks like we're safe.

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>>31056838
No I don't

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IRyS is not GFE. She is "I flirt with you but fuck other guys" experience." Or "Glorified friendzone" experience.

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>>31079654
Not really. Her whole thing is pretending to be a hikki shut-in that does nothing but watch anime and read manga

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>>31056760
never heard that clip
that's unironically something I'd expect Veibae to say but way less subtle

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>>31065672
if it's not cum then what was she alluding too?

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>>31081419
Calli seemed to laugh a lot, which is kind of telling as well

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>>31056760
>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
Elaborate

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>>31064311
wow it really was nothing.
fucking seaschizos, man.

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>>31056760
>oh I have to go to my doctor's appointment at 7 PM on the weekend
>going out with my mother at 10 PM at night
How is this not blowing up? This is blatant rushia tier shit, this is active, in your face cucking

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>>31069630
If you've ever tried raw cacao, you'd know it's extremely bitter and unpalettable. But besides that, uni comes from an animal while cocoa pods are from a plant, so it's obviously not maggots.

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>>31056760
>Irys
You don't actually watch her.

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>>31066754
I applaud your dedication, anon.

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>>31068478
The original ones in the US.
Chilli is pretty good. Especially homemade chilli. Just don't buy the cheap stuff.

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>>31068298
Except there's your catch-22, anon.
What you said is only true if you didn't have a boyfriend before, because otherwise, fans and antis will eventually find it.

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There is nothing wrong with being straight and for a holo lusting for penis. Only if they physically act on it like having a partner is wrong and obviously talking about using dildos is just uncouth.

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>>31080851
>pretending
she's been pretty good at "pretending" to do it for over a decade now...

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>>31078228
thats like how everyone knows if Gura is talking about a boy or not because she says they if it is a boy and she if it is a girl. Like she talked about answering the door in just a tshirt for a woman who was from amazon, but her new manager is a they, and she mentioned girls talking to her at the meet in greet but any male fan she said they

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>>31078637
>IRyS
>relatively mentally and physically healthy women with a good social life
She literally spends all her time watching boylove anime, is a womanlet who constantly dislocates her limbs, and she is on meds for being mentally ill and also she reads at a 5th grade level

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>>31086363
There's no doubt she watches a lot of anime and manga but she does seem to go out a lot too and she's a very sociable person
>>31085805
Her roommate account is also a public persona and she wouldn't share stuff like that on there

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>>31081419
She was literally alluding to being reminded of the horrible taste of bad umi just by talking about it.
>>31065684
It's not hard to understand. This whole conversation is really fucking dumb. Use your head - do you honestly believe that Irys would have admitted to tasting cum in front of all her fans? No woman would even think cum tastes that bad compared to rotten uni anyways.

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>>31084224
>>31066754
She also lives in the largest city in the world. If a doctor offered late weekend hours for appointments, it would be there.

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>>31084224
I do both of these things.

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>>31073327
>kek apes
The fuck does that even mean?

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>>31087881
I'll try to translate, Kek, I think is some sort of laughter, and Apes means niggers

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>>31086839
>13.96 million
SHEEEEESH. that's 3 times my state's ENTIRE population

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>>31056760
>intimately familiar with the taste of semen
What's so strange about it? Even guys taste their own semen from pure curiosity. It's normal.

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>>31093668
I know twitter has confused things but normally girls don't produce semen, anon.

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>>31067705
isn’t she like barely 20 rumao

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>>31094351
+7

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She single-handedly made me watch Nijisanji and Vshojo
Thanks irys. I thought you could sing untill I watched actually talented Vtubers

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>>31094351
She is a cake approaching hag territory in 2 years (or 3), anon…

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>>31094351
she is the second oldest holo en after Ina, though Kiara is literally not even a week younger than IRyS. Bae is the only one who is barely 20. She will be 22 on Halloween, but no one knows when her actual birthday is

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>>31067705
irys is probably a virgin, she doesnt even know men have hair on their backs

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>>31095395
she probably fucked only asians that actually don't have

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>>31086839
>She also lives in the largest city in the world.

She lives in Chongqing? Wow that's crazy I thought Hololive graduated all their Chinese talents.

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>>31056760
She's japanese, she lost her virginity at her first drinking party she had as soon as she turned 20.

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>>31096553
Yeah, to me

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>>31056760
I don’t understand this board works exactly? Do people here separate the characters on stream from the people providing the commentary or no? I see certain threads like the Gura generals they don’t even want Gura to mention guys at all but surely they don’t think she doesn’t interact with men off stream at all?

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it's become pretty apparent from reading this thread that the majority of people on /vt/ don't understand the first thing about Japan and what they do think they know is based almost entirely off of anime and the kayfabe personas of their favorite chuubas

as somebody that's been living in japan for the better part of 4 years now, i can tell you with the utmost assurance that japs drink, fuck, and cheat inordinate amounts. any halfway decent-looking chick won't make it out of her 20s a virgin, especially if she's involved in media or entertainment in any way, and ESPECIALLY if she lives in a big metropolitan city. it's not uncommon for girls here to juggle multiple boyfriends that they keep a secret from each other, and this is real-life people that we're talking about, not somebody who makes a living as a virtual personality where such an act would be hundreds of times easier to maintain.

if you're still in denial about this then you're coping, plain and simple.

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>>31096430
She lives in the largest human city. Bug hives don't count.

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>>31096949
If that's so then please do explain all their awkwardness in numbers not seen anywhere else, and those virginity and singles rates/statistics in Japan pls

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>Horny
>Super straight
>go to doctor at 7pm on the weekend
>SEARyStocucks still think she doesn't have a nip bf
Roru rumao
Even cuckbeat isn't this delusional

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>>31096949
She’s only been in Japan for about 4 years and lives with her grandma

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>>31097174
>expat that only hangs around other whore expats in tokyo
>explain anything about the Japanese
lmao why ask this of them?

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>>31097339
>even cuckbeat isn't
Stop. Yes they are. Even when presented with proof positive of their cuckoldry status.

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>>31097345
>She’s only been in Japan for about 4 years
so have i and i've had 2 gfs and banged several side chicks in that time
>and lives with her grandma
kek. she tell you that?

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>>31097355
I sometimes forget irys was born american lol. Sorry about that

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>>31056838
Gura is a virgin. Kronii is most likely one too.

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>>31057671
>choosing your oshi
I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong place

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Reminder
DadRyS = nip boyfriend
AneRyS = nip boyfriend
GrandmaRyS = nip boyfriend
MomRyS = nip boyfriend
Doctor = nip boyfriend
Sound engineer = nip boyfriend

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>>31057400
Yeah, by me.

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>>31097668
All me

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>>31097729
You wish seanigger

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>>31065672
>The texture isnt anything like cum.
It does look like my testicular discharge though.

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>>31063310
There are other possibilities
1. Actual lesbians
2. Femcels
3. Asexual
4. Reformed former slut
5. Just not in a relationship ATM.

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>>31058309
design is too terribad to watch, sorry

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>>31066838
Maybe back in your day gramps. Zoomers are socially stunted, inceldom is very common among them.

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>>31096430
aww that's cute.
Look everyone, he thinks he's people!

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>>31097920
you forgot
6. mentally ill

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>>31096757
Idc if they're a whore or not just make sure to keep it off stream.

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>>31096757
She doesn't. Watch streams

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>>31096949
> it's not uncommon for girls here to juggle multiple boyfriends that they keep a secret from each other
No way. That's not common even in the west.

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>>31069908
projeeeection, I have 2 kids

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>>31084224
You can’t be cucked since you’re not dating. The end.

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>>31098614
Lol riiiiight

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>>31099096
Based take

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>>31056760
My oshi gets a lot of calls from her aunts when she streams at 3:00AM in the fucking morning

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>>31094351
ToT

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>>31065269
>And Bae's parents absolutely thot patrol her. Her parent's don't watch her streams and despite making her live in a cuckshed so they don't have to hear her, her mom still checked on her because she was saying she was taking off clothes and then moaning during a ring fit stream, so her parents have a baby monitor or some shit in her cuckshed to make sure she isn't getting laid.
I laughed harder than I should have at this.

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>>31056760
>>31056838
This was known since the Jump King call in stream on Calliope Mori's channel with Bae that started the CHAD cast. She slipped up and had to quickly stop herself from saying boyfriend. Just like Zeta with her "romantic family"

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>>31096757
Gura does not interact with men other than me

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>>31096949
half of jap millennials are virgins

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>>31056760
>who is cucking is?
Minor spelling mistake.
I win.

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>>31097441
>so have i and i've had 2 gfs and banged several side chicks in that time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sure thing there champs
hhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahah

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>>31097582
Kronii fans think she got molested at some point. Ina is a virgin though since she only ever had sex with Kronii at the off collab and lesbian sex doesn't count as real sex since there is no penis involved it is impossible for a lesbian to lose her virginity

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>>31067297
Sauce anyone?

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>deranged schizo making shit up with poor english
yep SEA hours

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>>31086728
Cum tastes absolutely fucking terrible, and it's not even about the taste, it's about the texture. If you tried eating something with the same texture you'd probably puke instantly.

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>>31102709
>knowing what cum tastes like
FAG

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>>31056760
It does seem like she was talking about the taste of cum
Unless I'm missing something

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>>31096949
Die JET monkey

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>>31102709
stop tasting your own semen you fucking gay

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>>31102833
Classic YabaiRyS

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>>31056760

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>irys
>like... and like... and like... uuuh... like .. like and like... then like.... she like

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>>31096949
>population still declining
ogey

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>>31065684
>what I'm told
faggot

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>>31102709
I've tasted my cum before. It's literally fine, and it sometimes good. And anybody who says otherwise is being dramatic.

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>>31104495
i want to try but i can't due to post-nut clarity

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>>31102186
uhh how did you guys know ina and kron had sex? is it something they talked about after?

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>>31105125
https://files.catbox.moe/ovc70y.mp4
explain this catbox

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>>31105267
sorry I have shit hearing, what did they say.

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>>31102833
Half the time these girls talk about food on Chadcast it's either about uni or shirako

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>>31104785
fragile masculinity.