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Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:40:49 2022 No.31032652 [Reply] [Original]

A holofan, a nijifan and vshojofan goes to a bar...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:53:04 2022 No.31033162 The Ninji starts to fight the holo for no reason while the vshou tries to suck them both off

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:09:03 2022 No.31034052 >>31032652 The holofag isn't allowed in because he's underage. The nijifag and the vshojofag proceed to bond over their shared love for low-quality content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:10:13 2022 No.31034124 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:13:07 2022 No.31034300 Ironically, the Nijifan has the weakest liver of the three

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:13:37 2022 No.31034334 I have sex with all three

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:16:54 2022 No.31034537 >>31034300 it's okay, he has more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:19:36 2022 No.31034699 The bartender looks up at him and points to a sign "No SEAmonkeys allowed." "And besides, you're underaged, get out." Then HoloNijiShojo fan yells "Your oshi a shit!" And runs out crying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:24:09 2022 No.31035005 >>31032652 Vshojofan goes to doctor. Depressed. Says his oshis been cheating on him. Doctor says I know good cure. Great prostitute in town. Go see her, get dick wet. Knows lots of memes. The fan bursts into tears. Doctor, that IS my oshi

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:27:25 2022 No.31035204 Let's be honest the vshojofag would be the only one with a chance at getting laid. The Hololive fan would just frown and scoff at girls talking to men and the Nijifag would try to have gay sex with the Hololive fan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:28:44 2022 No.31035298 File: 2 KB, 119x125, 1643795265190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31035005

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:33:37 2022 No.31035704 Korone walked into a tavern and said "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:39:06 2022 No.31036142 >>31035704 Based ancient Babylonian anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:40:44 2022 No.31036279 >>31035005 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:41:39 2022 No.31036341 >>31035704 unironically the funniest post on this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:54:35 2022 No.31037236 >>31035005 rumao

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 13:28:37 2022 No.31039372 >>31035005 I don't like Rushia either, but that's just plain rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 13:29:11 2022 No.31039393 File: 430 KB, 391x668, 1641851999420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31032652 then the bartender says: "the clown can stay, but the vtuber in the gorilla suit has to go"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:57:12 2022 No.31044056 >>31035005 kek

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