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This one.
>Reine and Gura reviewing feetOh yeah that's the shit>Due to a confusion with the Japanese language, Marine contributed a bunch of thigh picsOH YEAH THAT'S THE SHIT
>Take a break from vtubing as a whole. >Can't even keep up with clips because life is fucking my ass too hard>Come back>See the state of /vt/ and vtubing as a wholeWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO THE FUCK IS COUNCIL AND HOW IS THERE ALREADY GRADUATIONS IN EN. WHY IS RUSHIA IN VSHOJO AND WHY IS VSHOJO NOW JAPANESE. HOW DID HOMOSTARS GET POPULAR ENOUGH FOR HOMOSTARS EN. WHERE ARE THE SCHEDULES.
>>30906275jesus christ yang do give us the Hololive doujin already
I love Ina!
>>30911462https://litter.catbox.moe/sgozlv.jpg
rrat
Let's have some good posts from here on out.
This thread will be better
wawa
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Y
>>30911467You're right but cover actively pays for shills here for council. Just look at the op of this thread. It was made by a shill. Cover is never going to back down from the mistake of council.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZUkeiXwPwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZUkeiXwPwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZUkeiXwPw
>>30911487>organize, tard wrangle>"hey, you guys do this and you guys do that for me"Once again, the article isn't even giving her credit for this shit in the first place so you're getting way too bent out of shape over one jab at her.
>>30911567cuuuuuuute
>>30911561Oh yeah?What do you think about purple?
>>30911534Nice idea but KFP will ruin the thread.
>>30911572What do you call this mental illness?
I MISS KIWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lapchan my daughter
With how spectacularly Council failed I wonder if the boys were actually EN3
>>30911567CUTE!
>>30910392
biggg face
>>30911607Rent free bitch
Tempgura
Clockjugs streaming today?
KIRR YU
>>30910392Nigga were you in a coma?
>>30911575Unironically beautiful.
>>30911607Ironic post
>>30911618a nijinig anon, a nijinig.
If Myth debuted after Council, which Myth would actually surpass Council in terms of popularity? I only see Gura and maybe Mori (because of her music) doing it.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1559286899210330113https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1559286899210330113https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1559286899210330113
alright, I have successfully infiltrated Ame's house and next time she tries to collab with homos I will poison her with bread, jewish rye to be specific
>>30911517>black
>>30911635If Council was a failure then what do you think Tempus is?
>>30911709anon you know how porn is thats a tan
>>30911618Shilling for council isn't a mental illness but its a blatant attempt by cover to make up for their failure. Doesn't do them any good because council gets lower views than Niji even with the shilling.
For me, it's Moririririririn
I love my Ope!
Inya CUTE!
What a shit day. EN3 can't come soon enough
Not to numberfag but the homos have about twice as many bait threads as the holos. Why are our antis so lazy?
>>30911709insecure much?
>>30911645Chuuuu
>>30911668no
>>30911685Half of Council probably wouldn't even be interested in being vtubers without being inspired by their myth senpais.
>>30911688she wants to be fisted
>>30911685Maybe Council would try a bit harder to have some kind of identity, right now they're all doing their own thing and don't really have a niche, they're just simple streamers
Lapsama my friend
>>30911745whenever I see this image its half people who streamed
>>30911685There would be no myth. Council was a deliberate attempt to sabotage myth by hiring the worst streamers in existence. We could have had pomu and selen but instead we got these whores.
>>30911685Most likely correct, though if they would get screwed as bad by Susan as Council did, I think even Gura and Mori would have a hard time fixing the algorithm.
Stop replying to the fucking council bait you bunch of retards.
>>30911685Myth's popularity was thanks in large part to timing. If they swapped debuts then Mumei would probably be the one with 3 million subscribers.
>>30911685if council debuted first EN would've failed hard
As I told that surveyposter. This is my image. Kronii in a weeding dress please
>>30911709hey NiGGeRyStocrats like me need representation.
I MISS AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30911711No one cares about homos. The honeymoon is over and it's time to forget about them.
>>30911815its a samefag
>>30911819LolLmaoMumei is just a knock off Gura in every way
It will rise.
Why do mods not ban council shills? Council isn't even on topic here. They ban the homo posters but not council shills.
Wishing I was fishing
>>30911797No one streamed today except a short Kiara member stream
>Cucks your oshi thriceNothing personal KFP
Jwu any news on Kiara? Is she still in Korea? When is she back to full time streaming?
>>30911819I feel like Mumei is incredibly grateful that she lives in the timeline where she doesn't have several million subscribers.
>>30911806fuck off, nijifriend. go back to your own general.
>>30911883
>>30911534you jinxed it retard
>>30911894She's been streaming pretty much everyday despite being in korea
>>30911894shes not having sex with me. Ill keep you updated
>>30911870>KFP trying to force their own AmeRyS
>>30911894you missed the members stream?
Matsuri is cute!
>Kiaraschizo and Councilschizo immediately bannedWow, made this thread will actually be better
>>30911883If you could have any wepon from any game wich would you chose?
>>30911743cringe
>crackshipper couldnt get replies on his posts all morning so now he has to resort to his pathetic council bait to get repliesroru roru
>>30911759I'm not jewish
>>30911685No the EN branch would be dead in the water. All of council didn't even make it one year and in general they are far more lax with streaming than myth was their first year.
>>30911941damn, you got me figured out
>>30911954No
>>30911868Which is why if she debut before Gura, Gura would've been the knock off
>>30906275>>30911575She is just so majestic, elegant and beautiful. Goddess of feminity. Angel of grace.
>>30911764yes
>>30911707I made youyou have no gluten
>>30911917Stacy
*casts a spell to make your oshi play the shittiest, garbage kusoges all week*
>>30911941Holy fucking newfag
>>30910392Wow, you really missed a lot.Okay so from the top:>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDa lot>WHO THE FUCK IS COUNCILEN2, debut in August of 2021. Good girls, I enjoy them.>HOW IS THERE ALREADY GRADUATIONS IN ENSana, one of the Council girls, incredibly rocky start, health issues kept her from streaming a lot, ended up not renewing because she couldn't really do it long-term like the rest.>WHY IS RUSHIA IN VSHOJOFired because she broke NDA and gave a JP drama channel personal information of other girls and/or their managers' personal info>WHY IS IT JAPANESESo that they could hire them, of course, grab the competition>HOW DID HOMOSTARS GET POPULARThey didn't>TO MAKE HOMOSTARS ENThey got made because Cover will support literally anything if they want to try it out, they're doing better than the JP Stars but certainly aren't main-branch levels. On course to be the same for the ENs as it is for the JPs.>WHERE ARE THE SCHEDULESYeah they don't pop up as often as they used to, that bit's a shame.There was a FUCKTON more than that but there, I answered your questions, if you have any more I'll take the time to answer them as long as they aren't related to things like in-jokes or OC or stuff you can find on your own time.
I passed out for 12 hours after the Rust stream yesterday. Did I imagine it all AmeRySbros, or was it all real?
will Aqua play rust bros?
My tummy horts now, my food got cold, and work's being even more stressful than usual...
>>30912020
I need Miko to tongue my anus
>>30912024>streams all weekpardun?
>>30911983
>>30912043no fuc koyu stop askign abou t her
>>30912031>not a new ip
>>30911685Gura would be a 2m chuubas with Mori and the rest will stuck at 700k-800k subs, and some of the indogs will reach 1m much faster if they were debuted as EN or JP
>>30912084anon you ok?
>>30912024WHAT A GREAT WEEK
>>30912031kill yourself
>>30911962You're cringe
>>30912031We won bro. AmeRyS is real and Ametorifags are stuck in the box getting raped by Rainforestfags.
フレア!
>>30911685Assuming HoloEN doesn't flop thanks to Council, yea probably only those 2
>>30912065I want to tongue Miko's anus.
>>30911868Still not watching gura, sorry.
>>30912024Jokes on you I am into that shit
>>30912128sexo con la elfa
>>30912024do your worst, I sat through shadowverse and spiritfarer
>>30910392Did you know about Kson in Vshojo as well
>>30912031On the plus side:>we wonOn the negative side:>the schizo has decided this means he will use it to shit on other girlsOn the plus of the negative side:>no one believes them
Elasoon
>>30912152Oh no, what a loss.
I see there's a KFP janny around.
>>30912124Stop trying to use amerys to shit on other ships. People like you are why we can't have fun in the threads
>>30911709>he's not brownOh nononono whyboi
Instead of thinly veiled bait why don't you post thinly veiled holos?
Why is so much metaposting rampant and not getting blasted Its a fucking cancerous eyesore no one gives a shit grow some balls and get banned in the irc channel if youre so passionate about this sewer
>>30912155who are you?
>>30911941It's been there before IRyS even debuted you absolute brainlet
>>30911993Can't wait for the ID cup.
Suiseis pussy is actually brown
>>30911685If Council debuted in place of Myth, EN would not have reached the heights it did.
My wife Kaela is gonna be streaming soon. You numbnuts better not embarrass me during my Minecraft date with her, or else
>>30912168Keep your hands off my wife
>>30912179now imagine if it was kobo's horse
>>30912233Kanata's nipples too
>>30911983Bro don'tThey will send you to SEA for a free vacation
Meimei a cute!
>>30912057Ina... I can save you...
>>30912203yeah I remember when some janny went on a rampage deleting every post talking about new captcha, that should be the norm
>>30912269I want to fuck a KFP maid!
>>30910392>WHY IS RUSHIA IN VSHOJOIs talking about current lives outside of Hololive against the rules?
>>30912279this mem is correct
>>30912203The fact you consider it a sewer is why you can't understand the decisions
https://youtu.be/z9XUMdfO6-kCute!
You like?Fauna likes.
thicc dog
So when are fauna and mumei designing outfits for takotori?
>>30912279yeah!
>>30912341One week after the council omocat stream
>>30912188Just wanted to see if you'll reply, i do watch Gura.
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1559288723841224704https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1559288723841224704https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1559288723841224704
>>30912314The people who clean up this website are called janitors
>>30912024*casts reflect*Get fucked teamates*casts a misfortune spell to make teamates week 400x worse*
KRONII COCKSLEEVEKRONII COCKSLEEVEKRONII COCKSLEEVEKRONII COCKSLEEVEKRONII COCKSLEEVEKRONII COCKSLEEVE
i miss roboco
Since it's early in this thread, what's with fuckers trying to spin a rrat that gura is separated from Myth (and to the lesser extent, the rest of EN) and herald her as the only idol of EN? Aren't the girls just basically do their own thing as they always do for the past two years? When there is a time for collab they will go full unity as always.
>>30912395Yeah I'm her Futacocksleeve.
>>30912395YEAH MINE
>>30912382
>>30912440fuck ya mudda
>>30911894She is in Korea and will meet Nabi tomorrow (later today for her) again. The day after is the Jackbox collab that she can not participate in although she would have been able to do it if had been tomorrow instead.So very likely she will fly home on that day.
>Get to have sex with Lamy, Flare, and/or Aki>But your children will have tainted elven bloodIs it worth it?
https://youtu.be/cV3SlC3tm-Y?t=6188>Ame loses and groans>Irys copies herit's kinda cute
Someone make a new /vtwbg/ thread onegai
>>30911894
>>30911685Probably not, but hololive as a whole would be in a better place. Gura skyrocketing in popularity was a fucking disgrace for hololive and western vtubing as a whole.
>>30912440It's unicorn bros, they dont realize that Gura will collab with the males at some point and that I'm saving up for the mother of grudgeposts against all the chumbuds when that happens
>>30911685It's like asking "do you think suzy would be as big as she is now if she was in ID branch?"
>>30910392>Who is CouncilEn2. There's Mumei, an awkwardly adorable and profoundly strange owl girl with a lovely singing voice, Kronii the chill and charming dork who has really varied game taste, Bae the genki, chatty and giggly australian Zatsu rrat and Fauna the relaxing big sister type who does ASMR, but also is super nerdy and loves chatting about all her interests. >How is there already graduations in ENSana, the only EN2 I didn't mention, was Ina's friend pre Hololive (they admitted as much onstream) and they were both professional illustrators. Long story short: Sana couldn't reliably stream while doing her illustrator work so she graduated after Cover repeatedly asked her to stream more.>Why is Rushia in Vshojo, and why is it now JapaneseHer contract with Cover was terminated because she breached NDA in order to try (and fail) to cover her ass after it was revealed she was in a romantic relationship. So Kson saved her (due to her savior complex) and made a whole branch for them in Vshojo.>Homostars ENCover saw that Niji had good success with their male streamers, so they decided to roll the dice. It's not an explosive success or anything so far, but they're doing pretty good so far.
>Finally get around to watching Botan's anniversary live>Opens with a SEX walkWhy are hags like this?
>>30912024>streams all week>no tourists in chat>game so boring she will talk with chat all streamThank you Amewitch!
>>30912203Go back.
>>30912504
>>30912533Any walk that Botan does is a sex walk.
Reminder that the greatest cunny live in hololive history is going to be happening soon
>>30912519Gura hasn't even mentioned them
>>30912525she wouldn't be such a bitch with all the pussy she would be getting
>>30910392welcome back grandpa
>>30912057Just move in with Kiara, Ina. At least the food will be hot.
>>30912335that actually made me think of koikatsuin a good way
>>30912553I'm sure Gura loves being the number 1 in Hololive, right "chumbie"?
>shoots and downs IRyS for discharging a gun near her>IRyS profusely thanks her as she picks her up as though she saved her life>steals 100 scraps from IRyS in a card game>IRyS squeals because Ame gave back 1 so she could have an even thousandwhat kind of relationship is this
>>30912585Jay
things i would do to hololive EN girls:ina: hardcore anal proneboneame: deepthroat until shit pukeskiara: orgasm denial until she cries mori: fuck her thighs gura: impregnation proneboneirys: against the wallfauna: suck on her nipples mumei: choke her to deathkronii: paizuribae: mating press creampiesana: doggy style
>>30912585Thank you for your contribution, added to the grudgepost
>>30912329Yeah, I guess I do like...
>>30912566And it will still be less successful than moris concert
>>30912566They should do another when Kobo gets her 3D
>>30912395yea me
>>30912027Thanks for answer all of my panic points, anon. I'll dig through archives to try and find a bunch of other things that happened.>>30912174I also knew that, but Nazuha was a surprise that dwarfed Kson. >>30912299I thought reincarnations were fine to talk about, just not roommates. Or did meidos change that?
>>30912639>analruined
Fuck Nacho mama
>>30910392Hololive is still good. It's only /vt/ and /hlgg/ that suck shit.
>>30912486 (me)thanks anon
>>30912639things i would do to hololive EN girls:sex and live happily ever after with all of them
>>30912656nobody cares about mori
>4 on 20Goddamn it Ame...
>>30912610>in a good way??
>>30912326Remember when Kiara and Aqua were supposed to collab?
>>30912669I would say Im trying but I honestly havent put in much effort to that goal
>>30912627IRyS is not exactly the smartest apple in the bunch..
>>30912483Ame didn't even turn on the voice chat at that moment though. There wasn't any green microphone icon. It seems Ame was playing with push to talk
>>30912627The abusive relationship that IRyS always roleplays as being in with Bae and Guyrys...
>ina comes back>ayamefriend comes backjust wait and see
>>30912690>Kiara>collabing
>>30912656which concert?
>>30912685meaning it doesnt look like shit
Hey guys, just got home, what is the cute fennec doing for her 2nd anniversary? A 3D live convert with a higher production level and a lot of guests or it's some kind of show?
>>30912627One sided masochistic yuri.
>>30912550Metapostinf has always been bannable newfagGo cry to the irc or fuck off
>>30912710She's in fact the dumbest apple in the bunch
>>30912665You also missed cute Inya. Here you go
>>30912690they did oncethe second time.....
>>30912652Gura isn't stupid the homos are number poison. Look at mori. Song doing worse than ever and her mom collab couldn't even get 10k even though it used to get an easy 20k. Bae? Zatsu below 3k. Literaly the lowest in holo en history
>>30912690I don't, desu wa~
>>30906275god bless Wadarco
>>30912639>mumei: choke her to deathThat's awfully rude of you.
>>30912721
>>30912665>reincarnationsNah, typically not allowed, so be careful with that in the future. They rule on the side of>if it isn't on-topic to the current thread that it's in anymore, it gets the bulletSo less of a "not allowed to talk about them AT ALL" thing but more of a "not allowed to talk about them IN PLACES WHERE THEY ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT."
>>30912639>fuck her thighsBased and same desu
>>30912764gura doesn't care about numbers shes just an aqua crew
>>30912729nahone
>>30912764>Gura isn't stupid
>>30911570First time I listen to this cover, its pretty good! why the low views tho?
>>30911879>short2 hours stream while she's on vacation it's pretty fucking long
gura has been really cute lately
>>30912839I'm scared.
>>30912781I don't understand how Wada gave her such a weak set of legs and ass in her model when she's literally the queen of ass
>>30912862Kiara
>>30912839
>>30912872she's always cute you've just seen her more often recently
>>30912714open your eyes
ELA (wow)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9s
>>30912395>KRONII COCKSLEEVE
>>30912764>Number posts>All the numbers are wrongWhy is /#/ so retarded?
>>30912639anything other than doggy, missionary and cowgirl is just a dumb porn memefrom that, doggy is for faggots, missionary is fine, cowgirl is best
>>30912764why are chumbuds all huge numberfaggots>>30912881?
Penguin Rust let's gooo!
Okayu found a new husband
>jannies are finally doing their jobWhat took so long?
>>30912531Incredible how you managed to sneak in incorrect shit and unfounded rumours into all of your answers.
>IdolsGuraIRyS>Not idolsAmeInaKiaraMori FaunaKroniiMumei BaeThere’s nothing wrong with not being an idol that’s just how it is.
>>30906275Why did Kronii play into the narcissist kayfabe if she seems to have an unfavorable view of herself?
>>30912906How were the numbers wrong?
>>30912639I don't have a mommy kink or even that much of an affinity with the idea of sucking nipples, but I want to suck on Fauna's tits while she strokes my hair and calls me a good and special boy. Is that weird?
EUbros... Ela is back
>>30912764>this gets deleted>schizo homobaiting with Gura does not
>>30912839I would
>>30912898>KRONII COCKSLEEVE
>>30912920homosexual anon...
Gura's playing rust today too right? Is it time for Gura Kaela kino
Watame should be chubby.
>>30912952I want to do that with everyone
>>30912968>KRONII COCKSLEEVE
>>30912954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl29V_THkk
stuffs
>>30912976rust maybesnobody knows
>>30912952sound pretty healthy to me
>>30912721Bro you spelled Aqua wrong
>>30912954Have you tried reporting it instead of bitching about it?
Thought?
>>30912894Well your timestamp was off so I just assumed you meant during the next loss
>>30912938My Mori is an idol. She's an inspiration to a lot of people. Really they are all idols tho
>Blockgame SummerFest announced>No one's into it right now >even Kaela's in RUSTWhat a sad time for interest to wane..
>>30913026>just solve 50 captchas every half hour broNo thanks.
>>30912952This, but Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MF6a89zg9s
>>30913032will never happen thoughts
>>30913054e-even towa?
>>30912937This is how I understand these events, and there's more than enough convincing evidence to make me believe what I'm saying.
>>30912938they're all idols
>>30913032Thank you Freud
Fauna is gone forever!!! She's never coming baaaaaack!!!
>near a full week of no Fauna streams >71 hours since her last upload >No reservation so no streams at all Why the fuck does it have to be this way, where the fuck is she? I had hope when she had Twitter activity but that amounted to fucking nothing
>>30913032I need it
>>30913032if only thoughts
>>30913032Kiara's computer is unprotected and Mori's laptop should be able to stream minecraft at a minimum. Now would be a good time
mating press
>>30912938>lies>says "that's just how it is" to pretend like it's factThey're all idols. Hololive is an idol group. They are in it. Ergo.
>>30913032Pretty cool? Also what about Moona and Mamatori MC collab?
>>30912954Meido don't like people pointing out that homos hurt numbers. Even reddit janny deletes posts that point out that the subreddit lost about 30% of traffic since tempus debuted
>>30913111>>30913109I stole their despair
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1559293785833885696https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1559293785833885696https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1559293785833885696
I feel that people who seethe about Ame aren't actually seething about Ame. They're seething about an imaginary Ame that they made up in their head.
>>30912024JUST FUCKING STREAM, I WILL WATCH RUST FOR 10 HOURS IF I NEED TO
>>30913109BASED
>>30913111>where the fuck is she?in Korea
>>30913032Hag sex thoughts
>>30912639
>>30913095Especially Towa
>>30912992jsut who does she think she is
KRONII IS A WHORE
You gonna get these too, meido?>>30912519>>30912635>>30912652
>>30913109>>30913111Collab tomorrow saplings. Trust in your oshi.
>>30913096Must be hard to be a gullible retard, i'm sorry anon.
>>30913111If you actually watched Fauna you'd know you retard complainer
>>30913150Ame doesn't exist outside of our heads retard
Fauna has the money and power to be wherever she wants on the globe when an off-collab happensIs Fauna from old money and has her own FaunaJet
>>30913054>My Mori is an idol. She's an inspiration to a lot of people. Really they are all idols tho
>>30913032If Mori goes to Austria again she should bring her mom, or other way around. I really want these two to meet
>>30913175>>30913095
>>30913137>numberfagging the fan subredditI say this with sincere honesty, if you killed yourself the world would improve
>>30909506
>>30912895I wonder if she will ever find Deep Rock, game has so many qualities that make it top tier holo game yet nobody tried it
>>30913129why is KFP full of pilk
>>30912920Probebone is really good. It was my exes favorite position and it's easier to go a long time than doggy.
;c
>>30913181Yeah, mine.
I like Lui's laugh
I might die if no owl delivery today
>>30913229nice.
>>30913197Well, then what's your explanation for that guy's questions?
>>30913032>MamaTori x MamaMori>when MamaMori and Auntie Watson already had off-collab sexGet a grip on reality already
>>30913243>IRyS shot Chinesewhat the fuck
>>30913200Saplings know that Fauna has been on break but was supposed to be back today.
>>30913150You can apply that to 99% of the shitposting and anger over any of the girls.
>>30913146Saplings... why is fauna a space marine?? Are you fine with that?
No Ame will Wednesday...
>>30913262The one that was already posted was pretty good.
Hi
>>30913243RIP Ame
>>30913266Rainforest?
>>30913229>No Marine's thighs or something similar>Reine got no faceWho made this, cmon..Even with this angle you can draw her face
>>30913281ding ding ding
EN3 debuts this weekend, right?
I love Ame's teeth
>>30913243Pupil Shooting Rain
How much scrap did Kaela give to Miko?
>>30913281ThisAnything from unicorns, to schizos and antisThey are all almost 100% made up shit
>>30910392damn, you want a chair before anyone tells you about Mori?
>>30913229
>>30913187Collab isn't the fucking same as a solo stream which we haven't had for a week now. If she's in Jackbox it'll be even worse because that's too many people
>>30913317that is definitely a wip dude
>>30913317looks like wip, Gura's face isn't colored and no shading
Gambling is an important investment Kaela
>50,000 Indonesian Rp is just 3.33 Eurobux / 3.38 Freedomburgers
>>30913285dat beakie needs a gud krumpin'
>>30913332if i tell you i feel it in my bones will you hit me
>>30913332November
JWU and have to share my dream I was watching an Ame stream where she was doing a skit where she was the Madagascar's lemur king, with lemur ears and tail, saying shit like 'IM YOUR KING'. After that she did a watchalong of Niji baseball thingy and as the first pitch was gonna get hit, she stopped the video, when chat started bitching about it she said 'IM THE KING I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT' and ended her stream doing her gremlin laugh and I woke up. Pretty funny desu.
>>30913374Nah, it's all about fishing
>>30913182Ahhhh, I guess not. The shittiest low-tier numberfagging about Mori was swept up quick, though.
>>30913292Well, okay. I certainly don't disagree with anything in that post. Maybe I shouldn't have stated theories without stating them as such.
>>30913391november 2025, i agree
>>30913229Someone figure who's feet is whose
Everyone in chat is lemaoing
>>30913335It’s even better when you see them because you know she’s actually smiling behind the model.
>>30913387Truly a Snakebite Ork clan is as close to Faunamommy as a 40ker can be
We cool?
>>30913401Are you sure that was Ame?
>>30913403Earning from fishing are for gambling
>>30913243Eye miss Fauna
>>30913453It's too hot to be cool
>>30913453Ice cold.
>>30913391far too late. holoEN is already losing a lot of momentum. EN3 will be dead in the water if they wait that long.
>what would I call my store>shopRyswhy is she like this?
>>30913347How in the world have you people managed to drag this out for 7 months
>>30913508She's a one trick pony
Once again Korone mogged Mori hard. She's really is the true rapper of Hololive.
>>30913508cuterys
>>30913453mr koro thighs are too hot
>>30912881Allow me to substantiate this claim about Wada Mama with this quote of hers I have
>>30913521One trick ponyrys
mowiwin...
>>30913510When people say it's the TORtanic of /vt/ they aren't kidding
Which Ame is the Ameest Ame?
>>30913243http://imissame.com/
When will a Holo defeat this snack?
>>30913503
>EN3 soonSaid the increasingly nervous anon for the seventh time this thread
>>30913566They can't read.
>>30912976Playing? YesStreaming? MaybeAppearing as an NPC? Probably
Ah EN dead hours, my only friend
Gura today?
>>30913533
>>30913290Not counting the ID collab?
>>30912746That's not why I told you to go back. Now go back.
>>30913577>SmokaSaid the towa... for the seventh time this thread
>>30913608No, she's an idol. Not a streamer.
>>30913577If it happens soon, that's fine.If it happens later, that's also fine.EN3 is not a bad thing, but it's also not something to expect until it comes.Otherwise, you become fucking insane, like these people who went from>IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT CRX BROS, I'M FUCKING POSITIVE, IT HAS TO HAPPEN BEFORE I GET STUCK IN SCHOOL AGAIN SO IT HAS TO HAPPEN THIS SUMMERto>EN IS FUCKING DEAD IF THEY DON'T RELEASE IT BEFORE I GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK
>>30913622Ame isn't very talkative in big collabs....
Why is her nickname "iMoona69"?
>>30913566Leave it to Towa.
>>30913527
>>30913508Why change it if it works
>EN3There's no way it's coming, and there's no way Cover will publish an announcement in an hour. I'm going to bed.
All I feel is sadness knowing Kronii would never be mine
>>30912881Wada Mama doesn't just like big butts, one of her favorites is Melt and she has a pretty small one.
>>30912976>Kaela asks if Atlantis is done>Gura runs away
>>30913651le funny number
love
>>30913418
>>30913614yeah
>>30911709>anon is insecure over a brown penis>I am pale as a ghost>but my dick and balls are that brownGuess being a mutant has its benefits
>>30913650But she will be cute and have the chance to show off some gamer skills.
sex
>>30913711>anon is insecure over a brown penisnice projection, jew
Just postin my wife
>>30913387Which Chaos gods will EN serve?>Mori’s desire to be a nigger rapperSlaanesh>Ina’s quiet rageKhorne>Ame’s inventiveness and forward thinkingTzeentch>Kiara’s desire for numbersSlaanesh>Gura being an appalling childNurgle >Fauna being the gamer of ENTzeentch>Kronii’s desire to be a VA and a manSlaanesh>Bae’s desire to fuck every male in the industrySlaanesh>Mumei’s thirst for violence and blooshedKhorne>IRyS being a retarded bimboSlaanesh
>>30913680Yeah but at least melt is all flat. BB's butt is big
>>30910392wait until anon finds out about the piss alchemist
Cat cute
Council will NEVER be senpais.
I have a pee sa Kitkat
>>30913761Gura is either Nurgle or Slaanesh depending on the day
>>30913761>Fauna being the gamer of ENSince when?
>>30913553the ame
>>30913753you are broken beyond repair
>>30913570Look at Council's sub growth and CCVs. HoloEN is falling apart at the seams.
>>30913690Kaela will chase her downperhaps a gunfight will occur
>>30913820>more projectionogey
>>30912671I mean, this place is good.If you think it isn't, you shouldn't keep coming here for your own sake. But you do, so clearly, you know. You don't think that.
>>30913150>still bringing it upYou deserve all the shitflinging that comes to you retards.
>>30913825>falling apart at the seams.But enough about your mother's vagina.
heavy dreams
>>30913825>ccvBetter than most of Myth you mean?
>>30913666>Archiving this post
>>30913885
i wish every holo becomes as powerful as towa
>>30913734>Your treasure box is actually Marine's pussy>The "dangerous Marine smell" is referring to the fact that she doesn't wash it for weeks at a timeNa ho ne
>Fauna tonight>No other EN has a frame up >number schizos in the threadguess i'll just go nap for the rest of the night
>>30913944but everyone makes fun of towa
>You are currently living in the golden age of hololivehow you feel about it?
>>30913974>Fauna tonightDyrbi
>>30913937
https://youtu.be/ipFGfuxGQ_c
Fauna lied she's not back today aaaaaaaaAAAAHH
>>30913990Golden age already passed. it ended when coco left.
>>30913985god gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors
>>30913990Feels pretty good, not gonna lie.
>>30913990Eh, I'd say Golden Age was>Miko's return concert-HoloFes 2Literal perfect times for a while there.We're not that far off, though. And I'm happy about it.
>>30912279Cute and sexy.
>>30913864This place isn't good. Every other place is just worse in comparison. /mans/ is pretty chill but in dead hours fujos infest it.
>>30914072Bae...
>>30913990It's prime time on the east coast and not a single fucker is streaming. It doesn't feel great.I'm really starting to like Kaela anyway at least she fucking streams.
>>30912754This Inya is not cute at all, do you have a cuter one?
>>30913881kek
>>30914095If every place is worse in comparison, then that means this place is good, in comparison.You gotta have a better view on things in life or you'll end up a depressed and broken guy, you know?
>>30914102Wut?
>>30914079Would you have dated JK punk Mumei?
>>30913990I lived it twice alreadypretty based
Are Gura and Sora going to collab soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAWpe3nhQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAWpe3nhQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAWpe3nhQ4
>>30914102Bae is also good, I just don't have any "the remaining Council girls" images.
>>30912671So go back to /jp/. Why you retards insist on staying here is beyond me.
Mayodrink!
For any schizo who thinks they will debut EN3 this weekend, Council's 1 year is literally in a week. Unless they want to nuke EN3 into irrelevance, they won't do it so close to the debut a new gen so close to a previous gen in the same branch. They also won't debut the weekend after next as I am going to guess Council will get a 2nd outfit (not counting new years) sometime within the next two weeks from whats been hinted.
>>30914113>prime time on the east coastPrime Time starts at 7, anon. 7 PM till Midnight. If we go by the standards TV uses for the term.
>>30913990Golden age>startAme debute>endAme graduation
Fauna short!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHlJMGH-O0
>>30914126Nice try, I'm not letting my cutest Inyas be stolen
Stop making me horny for the fatto catto and the funny doog
OH FUCK IT'S NEWS TIME ALREADY?!?
>>30914204Fauna you said you'd be back...
mayonese wa nomimono desu
>>30914221Foiled yet again...
>>30914115>anya is a minorMOOOODS
>>30913990Golden age was from yonkisei debut to Coco's graduation
>>30914204This is all we're getting today isn't it
Be quiet kids, your father is watching the news.
>>30914115melfissa
its always so cute when kaela says "why I have ___" cute esl
Okayu fellating me mid-stream
>>30913990Golden age was September 2020 - January 2021 and you know itIt's all been downhill since /vt/ was created
>>30914157I did, and then I lost it.
マヨネーズは飲み物です
So how come we don't get mad when IDs also play RUST offline without streaming it unlike EN?
EN 3 will be European themed, basically chuubas who will stream at prime EU hours. I have absolutely nothing to back it up but let me dream damnit
>>30914232heh
>>30914196>end>gurame off collabFtfy
>>30914294kek loser
>>30913962>doesn't wash it for weeks at a timeSTINKY
>>30914165If Koyori doesn't report on the post-it theft scandal, can she truly call herself hololive's #1 news source?
>>30914299マヨネーズは飲み物ではありません
Fauna lied to me again......
>>30914204I wsh for more yandere fauna
>>30914286the golden age was before you were here actually, i'd tell you all about it but i'm too OLD and JADED to enjoy anything
>>30914316literally everyone plays rust offline
>>30914299Mayonnaise is not a drink you baka pink dog
>>30914286Tell me you don't like Vtubing and just want to be part of a hype cycle without telling me in explicit terms, the post
>>30910392Ayamefriend was killed by a drunk driver too by the way
>>30914316Because ID does actually stream
>>30914319All from the Balks, Kiara invited to their off collab too
>>30913990Nah this is like the middle ages when muslim empires were preserving and studying classical works. Yeah there's still some really good shit if you look for it but it's all in Arabic and you can't draw pictures of people.
>>30914316>ZWho in Hololive is supporting the Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
>>30914319EN3 will be three australians, one canadian and one sealandian.None of them will stream on EU time.Fuck you.
>>30914204FAUNA MY BELOVED! I knew you would return! The other Saplings doubted, but not I!
>>30914319EN3 will be european themed and will be 5 korean-canadian women
>>30914316because folks don't have to worry if the next ID rust stream will be in 5 days
Sometimes I want to be crushed by Korone's legs
>>30914349I visited that pool in VR once
>golden age>before councilno i dont think socouncil is strictly a better myth
>>30914407Nigger this isn't a fucking return, this isn't a stream. This is actual bullshit.
IMPREGNATING HONDA MIOSEX WITH HAGS AH AH AH AH !
>>30914408it would actually be kino if they had to stick to a fake nationality keyfabelike they're the dictator of some former Soviet bloc state and play Tropico all day
>>30914364It's not my fault that the magic is gone and the girls are just coasting off their initial success now is it?
>>30914340koyori doesn't care about ENs.
>>30914419Did you have sex?
Fauna with another low quality short for the numbers
>>30914204
lol no Fauna todayhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KHlJMGH-O0
>>30914319>EN 3 will be European themed>it's all kayfabe, they're all korean canadians>all stream in PST primetime
>>30914464no but i watched a japanese man get his 2 inch pecker get rubbed from his POV.could look down and see his 5-o-clock shadow tho so it wasn't really very cash money
>>30914319EN3 will be 2456 Ame, 5633 Ame, 0764 Ame, 3357 Ame and 0069 Ame
>Your oshi>Do you miss her?
>>30914480I actually can't remember if Kronii finished Hollow Knight
ᗜˬᗜ
>>30914415>>30914378>>30914159>>30914045korone is skinny
>>30914393>middle ages when muslim empires were preserving and studying classical worksSo the age where Europe was developing advanced economic systems and peasant life was at an all-time high in terms of quality of life due to the economic pressures put on the upper classes after the Black Death wiped out a fuckton of VOD-I mean peasants? The time just on the verge of the Age of Discovery? Those times?
gura, ame, mumei, faunaone of my favorites has to be streaming today right?
Buy more merch!
>>30914434how fucking mad are you right now, you little bitch ?
>>30914316>without streaming
>>30912024>streams all weekLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>30914434Pearls before swine, I swear! Fauna has granted you the gift of several adorable love confessions. What more could a Sapling ask for? Imagine how other fanbases feel when their oshi goes on break and they don't get clips at all, let alone something of this caliber!
Hey isn't kiara complaining about not being invited to collab a hint that none of the EN3 will be EU friendly
>>30914457>the magic is goneNo that's totally on you. Because it's there for me. It's there for a lot more people out there. The fact that it's gone for you? That's your fault. Not because of a conscious decision on your part, but because of who you are as a person, I guess.
>>30914522IRySNot really, she streamed last night she was on Watame's stream earlier and she'll be on again tonight
>>30914533you quoted a cock and a catalso you are wrong
I'm starting to think this is more a commercial than hard hitting news.
>>30914463Then her credibility as a Hololive news reporter falls apart then doesn't it?
>>30913864it's not good, you would have to ignore A LOT of posts for it to be good, at which point it's something else. This reflects my usage over time, I used to actively participate in most of the threads "live", now I just open thread in a tab when I'm on my PC, check it every once in a while to see if it archived, sometimes making a post in the process if something catches my eye while checking, once it archives I run a sorting script on it to see if there were any announcements, repeat for next thread
>>30914526is this real?
>>30912943why did Mori play into reaper kayfabe when she's a fertility goddess?
>>30914522AmeI MISS AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30914552I don’t know about the rest but Ame isn’t going to be streaming on Monday or Tuesday’s for a while now.
>>30914485vile
>>30914552you get towa
EN streaming today?
>>30914522Fauna yes
>>30914450>Nord>Kraut>Med>Slav>wildcardFor maximum banter and shitposting results
>>30914316they don't really have fans here so the shizos will get no replies
>>30914552They will all play rust without streaming at different times
>>30914602I want to suck Korone's cock
>>30914316>ZZeta is SSRB?
>>>
>>30914457I feel the same way about my oshi but it's not all the girls. That doesn't change your post though.
waaoooooooooooo!!
>we will never get personalized swimsuits for holosummerFUCKING GAY EARTH
>>30911392unironically would be a massive waste of his art, every single EN girl would be hotter since they have an ass
>>30914602actually why is there a penis there
>>30912943Because it's rude to say "I am ugly and I suck" when you're drawn by someone else
>>30914636I was thinking the same thing. Am I blind or are there just no streams today?
>>30914636Ame, IRyS, Inya streaming in 6 hours.
>>30914649Rust saga is prime autism with spurts of kino
>>30914204Terrible ojou laugh Fauna, my beloved
>>30914678he'd give her a buff anyway
>>30914624She's a little shy
>>30914685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMhM_zrjv0
where watswhere goombawhere chiarwhere ninnerwhere moomswhere faunyawhere rratwhere kronsterwhere sanner
DIAMOND CITY LIGHTS
>>30914345She's been doing that since day 1
>>30914681because it was funny to see that on the art tag
>>30914665she's just glowing as usual
>>30914618That sounds like a you problem, once again. Like, you can't pretend that you didn't have to ignore far more shit back in the old days. Especially pre-EN days, when it was almost entirely retards who couldn't understand the girls they watched shitting on each other about how their girl is actually the best with narratives they couldn't even understand from 5ch.
>>30914316Because shitposters only go for what gets them the most attention, and it's not ID or JP
>>30913510>>30913551I was actually gonna talk about the Universal contract...
>>30914364Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, has come close to the initial craze around HoloEN, the /hlg/ vs /hlgg/ schizowar, the 2hu genocide, the OCs, the coupons, the thread celebrities, the memes, and us learning about the quirks and eccentricities of these 5 girls who somehow beat the overwhelming odds and were chosen to represent the rest of the world in the vtubing space.Everything after those 4-5 months has been spent trying to recapture the magic of those days, both by the talents and by the fans themselves.
Me on top of Koyori's head
Which Fauna confession is your favorite? I'm Dandere lover, personally. https://youtu.be/6KHlJMGH-O0
Terima kasih
>>30914204the kirin of cringe strikes againI love her
>>30914718>niji collabno thank you.
>>30914722
Anya on the telly
>>30914624It's a cycle of creating life then ending it.
>Kiaraschizo gets banned>ctrl+f "Kiara">13
Could Ame stream her POV of the ID festival on twitch? She did say it would bring in more viewers with less overlap
>>30914204fauna stop posting cringe and stream
>>30914767This thread is your oshi huh, fucking faggot
>>30914718>twapI mean girls anon.
>>30914767>Tell me you just want to be part of a hype cycle, the post
>>30914784twappi is not a niji you retard
>>30914722https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaGxcw2UIAAjIyu?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>30914784it has towa, it's worth it
>>30914677Hold summer was a pretty big letdown. I'm fine with the swimsuits being kind of conservative if that's what they need to do for Youtube but the fact that they're all blatant copy/paste jobs is an insult.
>>30914204I'M CRINGING TO MY OSHI
>>30914383BASED
>>30914722They're not real anon
>>30914813Probably not, she only streams FPS on twitch
Wamy
More ID mentions!
>>30914817>noooooo you can't make memories while enjoying your hobby, you must only consoom product
>>30914722>where sanner
Koyori is the most trustworthy news source
>>309148095erws not much to talk about, we’ve already discussed her collab retardation to death.
>>30914767It hurts so much. Those were a magical 5 months. Some girls improved, and others fell hard while being carried hard by their fanbase.
>>30914820Towa is one of the most feminine hololive members
>>30914718Why is Towa collabing with a dog?
>>30914712holy fuck, she really has the Mona Lisa smile
>>30914837>pretty big letdownI knew it would be since the beginningI'm still mad
>>30914831I refuse to watch any holo stream if a niji is present. she should do these korean things with Ina or Kronii instead.
>>30914771why are you a robot
Won't the fish die in Lamy water?
>>30914878Coyote paws wrote this post.
>>30914549More like when the plague is just starting to hit.
Wamy!
>>30914525she already played it before so yes
>>30914888god I wish I could carry hard my fat oshi up the stairs to the house we'll live in
how would you prove to Kaela that your love was genuine?
>>30914809it's almost as if he constantly talk about her and 75% of the replies to his posts are samefags, and yet retards like >>30914884 still fall for his shit
>>30914722Irys...........
>>30914826I'm sorry you missed out anon.
WAMY MENTION
>>30914778c-cringe
Anyway was shuba being cute in rust?
>>30914722IRyS...Calli...
>>30914767I ain't reading this, but since its this long i feel compel to call you a faggot.
>>30914457>>30914767it baffles me how there are people that unironically think this way when myth was nigh unwatchably shit in the start and only started to get tolerable around the time council debuted
>>30914809Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara Kiara
>1 other person on the rust serverWho?
>>30914911I have abandoned my weak flesh for something greater
>>30914910towa outweighs any downsides
/hlg/ is malding again
>>30914964me
Why isn't this news anchor wearing a bikini last like time?
https://youtu.be/Gab1_QZXT98
>>30914899And she talks!
Ahoy!
Senchou on the news
>>30914964Ayame
>>30914956ogey
>>30914948Fauna has no shame while she's doing something cringe, only after. It's great. She'll say something and then immediately die of regret.
>>30914522Inaalways
>>30914910chigusa is cute, retard
>>30914973incorrect.
>>30914767I agree as far as OC goes. I went archive diving for coupons a few weeks ago and the difference is like night and day. I don't give a fuck about the board itself but it feels like alot of the OC makers got fed up with it and left for greener pastures.
>>30914964Zeta.
>>30914942Here since before Gen 5, that's why I know you're just here for the hype cycle.
>>30914959wawa love...
>>30914865Go back to whatever shithole you crawled from
>>30914767>Ina dead>kiara on another sexcation, this time for underage korean pussy>Ame yabs>Mori>Gura ditches all her gen members to play games and sing with SNOT and JPit's really not the same
>>30915018sorry it's the truth
>>30915023its not that they are gone, its just the well is dry of stuff to satire.
>>30914980>>>/jp/40900823made me look
>>30915010Something like this?
Come on Moomers log on to Rust already
>>30914956They weren't unwatchable, they were nervous/shy/cute and they tried to be at their best to endear themselves to their audience, like a first dateNow that they know they'll be swimming in money anyways regardless of how the "date" goes, there's no incentive to prepare or to do anything
I wish I could play Rust with these girls...
>>30914956based bizzaro earth poster
>>30915023>OC for something that is newvs>OC for something that is two years deepSurely you can understand why there would be a difference, yes?
>>30914761To be fair, you probably need to preface it when people won't know if you're talking the schizo shit or not
I still don't know how Cover's auditions work. They kept "EN auditions" open permanently but for stars EN they didn't ever use the words "holostar" at all in the beginning and just said "male auditions" and now those are open too, except now they specifically say "DO YOU WANNA BE IN THE NEXT HOLOSTAR EN GROUP? AUDITION HERE". But they've had "EN auditions" open permanently way before that too. Which I assume means females only now that the separate auditions are finally properly defined. So a third wave of EN girls are most definitely gonna happen but like, how many more are we getting? what do they do for the auditions they liked but didn't hire? are those people supposed to audition again? I don't get it. They do it in such a weird way and are never clear about it. Or maybe it's japanese company autism and I just don't get them.
>Hit a metal barrel with a shovel>Barrel breaks>Stone Fireplace comes out>Smooth ID talk while butchering a boar with a knife
>>30915082That one was just a good reference. I'm still mad none of the girls that understood it laughed.
>>30915086post more cute kronii pics then
>>30915023I get it. I don't bother to post my OC anymore because it geta drowned out by weebtrash memes from twitter/fagbook. Couple that with the wave of (obvious) tourists bringing the boards IQ to sub room tempatures, you kind of just give up. The few drawanons here are great though.
>>30915017don't care. she's a niji.
>>30914856Portal bridge constructer is an fps?
>>30914685This happens literally every single monday. I have no idea why it keeps happening, but every fucking monday there are no streams during NA primetime.
>>30915101except they are way better nowadays?i swear you mythtards don't watch streams and gauge the quality of the holos by the sspeed at which the thread moves
>>30915082but that wasn't cringe
THE IMAGES
>>30915103It's your own fault for not being smart about setting up the second base, Mori.
>>30915122It's genuinely not hard to understand, I don't get how you could not tell.
>>30915059Hey, at least Takamori is kind of back, even if it’s in the other direction.
>>30914767>these 5 girls who somehow beat the overwhelming oddsyeah, succeeding in Hololive, who would have thought, it truly was a miracle
I MISS MY GREEN WIFE SO MUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30915010In a vacuum it's one of her best qualities. In a collab it just hurts, because she always takes her shot and misses. Not even misses, I just think the others don't even notice the joke.>>30915115I get why, yeah, but that doesn't contradict the 'old' days being a little more fun.
>>30914636Did you give them another akasupa? No? Then no stream.
>>30915122You are a faggot, and they're not hiring you. You failed the audition. They were just being nice.
>>30915176>except they are way better nowadays?everyone except Ina
>Kiara arrives to Korea the day Ayamy leaves>Kiara leaves Korea the day Ayamy returnsWhy is god an anti?
>>30915214I would fucking give Fauna another aka if she actually fucking streamed today. "I'll be back by the end of the weekend" my fucking ass.
>>30914761She's had a lot of stuff this year to be fair.
>>30915196thats no excuse to be squeebin'
>>30915122>what do they do for the auditions they liked but didn't hire? are those people supposed to audition again?Yes. Nene auditioned 3 or 4 times before getting in, if I recall.
HeyPost THATI dare you
>>30915176>gauge the quality of the holos by the sspeed at which the thread movesIs that not indicative of the stream quality? Naturally if there's more stuff to talk about and comment on, it's a more engaging stream.
JCBFWgive me the Rust deeds of today onegai
>>30914942I was here for the HoloEN "hype", Myth was garbage on debut just like everyone says, you idiots like the idea of something more than the thing itselfYou like the feeling of being part of something special, even when if you look at it objectively they weren't very good
>>30915159
wherfaun
>>30915184OH SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE IMAGES AGAIN
>>30914767You are correct but theres only newfags left who will try and argue with you on this.
>>30915250
>>30915251i it really a more engaging stream if you have time to stop paying attention to it and write something on another tab?
>>30915249You don't recall.
Shark is awake!
TWO KOYORIS
>>30915205At least as one of the guys who was making a LOT of that OC back then, I heavily disagree about things being "more fun" back then. I can see how you may come to that conclusion, but man, I just can't see it that way. Vastly prefer "calm but still waters with girls that I like" to "fucking storm that generates the adrenaline like no tomorrow."
https://youtu.be/cV3SlC3tm-Y?t=8225>be black man>get caught breaking and enteringwhy is moom like this?
AIEEEEEE
LMAO 2CAT!!12CAT!!1
>>30915205>In a collab it just hurtsIt depends on the group. If she has someone on her wavelength like Mumei or Gura who can roll with it she's off to the races, or someone who can play a good straight woman like Kronii.
koyo...
WTFA SOULESS KOYOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30915257They didn't have to be good because it was all new and exciting.
post your soundposts
>>30914552Mumei said she wants to stream Rust today, and it’s still a bit early compared to when she usually puts up the frame.
>>30915304That's a black woman...
>>30915238>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=Fucking+dead+tako.png
How do we feel about HoloEN becoming a worse version of NijiEN overnight?
>>30915274>faunThat bastard left you in Fauna's garden without even a goodbye, Sapling. I'm sorry.
Those skits weren't pre recorded? She does this shit live right out of bed every time?
>>30915282He's more wrong than you could ever know
>>30915354KYS
>>30915245ye, but the UMG shit led to an orisong with Suisei, TEDDYLoid and GigaP collabs, sololive, her appearing on billboards and being played in fucking konbinis and a second album on the waythat's completely out of the usual scale of things
This bitch is in heat
>>30915249>Nene auditioned 3 or 4 times before getting inAnd Kiara auditioned for JP branch
>>30915291>another tab>he doesn't use Picture-in-Picture
Sana may've left but she will never be forgottenSana love!Day 15
>>30915354I don't watch ame, mori or bae though
>>30915335
>>30915354*cums on you*
>>30915251Yeah, if the streams boring no one really posts. This obviously doesn't apply to JP because 99% of people here don't understand Japanese, and those that do only understand written Japanese, not spoken. Yes there's a difference and when I try to talk about JP streams, no one replies unless it's n5 EOP friendly tier.
stop replying to bait you retards
I will contribute to the images by posting my Mori
How the fuck do Elevens read all these complicated kanji flying by in 12 pt. font
>>30915354How do we feel about your mother who works for tips because no one wants to stick the whole thing in?
>>30915380Yeah, for me
>>30915369Koyori is a beast of a woman who does it all live
Wasn't someone using Koyori's BGM playing Rust the other day? I don't remember who it was.
>>30915369yeswtf is this question, anon?
>>30915402but anon..
Gura's awake
moom post
>>30915381Most people here are phoneposters, chumbie.
did anything funne happened in Rust today?
>>30915435>nostreamWho cares?
>>30915382The Kiara was "Nazaca" and was moved to EN because Polka became a free agent rrat was always my favorite
>>30914986Ah, the EN theme song
>>30915456shuba shot noel
ame post
>>30915292>>30915382???https://youtu.be/TdBqEmiAu5shttps://youtu.be/nJzIkQPrI-Uhttps://youtu.be/Rs5m53JAebc
Give me your top 3 yabs
>Matsuri: "OH NOOOOO, MEL, NO, DON'T TRAP ME IN YOUR SEX DUNGEON, WHATEVER WILL I DOOO~"I suspect how easy that actually was
>>30915462me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNjwic_4kkAmerysbros here's your daily energizer
>>30915456
>>30915456yes
>>30915456Flare lost everything to gambling and fbk trying to seduce Noel to go gambling
>>30915195Biggest retard ITT.
>>30915152But Kronii did, so fuck her
>>30915354That's the worse shit I've read with that picture.
i love the KKK (kute kool kaela)
>>30913372If Steam early access has taught me anything, it's that a published WIP is a finished product.
>>30915470It really makes her even more tragic than she already is, knowing she initially failed the auditions.
>>30915491>Your Mom>Your Mother>Your Mommy
>>30915503KIARA DON’T JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
>>30915503Cuute...
At the very least the newfags back then had the decency of lurking before posting
>>30915384 I love pink cat!!!!!!
First time I've heard the koyote howl
Imagine Koyori asking (You) to fuck her because she's in heat. She gives you a mysterious liquid, but she tells you to drink it when you're already starting to fucking her. She starts to undress (You), except of your boxers, then she ask (You) to remove all her clothes, except her pink bra and her pantyhose. (You) start to massaging her breasts and then, with your own hands, let her breasts out of her bra. She gets embarrassed, but asks (You) to suck on them. (You) accept, and with your mouth start to play with her nipples, making her more excited. But your senses tells you to start fingering her, so (You) make your way through her pantyhose, pull her black panties aside, and start using your fingers to satisfy her. Koyori starts making lewd noises, and she starts to drip pussy juices. All excited, Koyori tells (You): アノン、それは重要な研究をする時です、あなたのロッドを私の中に入れてください as she spreads her vagina. Seeing what is happening, (You) pull your penis outside your boxers and put it inside her vagina. With her yandere face, she reminds (You) to drink the formula from before. As (You) drink it, the results are immediately visible: your penis grows bigger and thicker, almost twice of your original size. Koyori looks how your penis grew bigger. (You) take her from her legs and start thrusting, feeling Koyori's insides with your penis. After a while, Koyori rises up and pushes (You) to your back, and she takes advantage to ride you while she puts a yandere look, trying to take your milk away. She bounces on your penis softly, and quickly between times, until (You) start feeling that you're about to cum. Seeing this, Koyori replies: 続けて、私の中でそれをしてください。 それは私の研究にとって素晴らしい発見になるでしょう。Motivated by this, you let all your cum inside Koroyi, while she screams of excitement. (You) pull out your penis out of her vagina, and your semen is still coming outside her.Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you: この重要な研究を手伝ってくれてありがとう。 私の研究室のパートナーになって、このような研究さらに行うことができます。(You) gladly accepts, hold hands together, and kiss again.
>>30913864>I mean, this place is good.
>>30915554
>>30915487She kept sending in applications every two weeks when she didn't get a response. That isn't auditioning.
>>30915453I never understood that, how come everyone writes so fast and solves the captcha so quickly if they're a phoneposter?
>>30915173I wonder why Mondays? I hope it's not because of hot night outs on a Sunday with Monday hangovers...
>>30915430I don't watch Gura often anymore so I'm always surprised now by how actually bad her facial rigging isshe looks full of sharp edges where her face should be rounded, her mouth randomly turns into a gaping, uniformly colored hole and her eye movement remind me of shitty scares from DDLCtalk about life giving you lemons, shit
goodby thread
>>30915195I know it's hard for someone as new as you to imagine, but Hololive didn't guarantee success for an ENvtuber back then. They were expected to be ID tier 3views.
>>30915571no they did not? myth brought a giant wave of unironic newfags
>>30915182yes it was simp
>>30915406>letting your mori kiss meBro?
>>30914204>i love you i love you i love youcringe or not i fucking love it
>>30915571You fucking wish that were true
>>30915598it will be 50 dollars
>>30915603Applications to Hololive include audition videos, though?
>>30915380She is the living embodiment of sex
>>30915513The biggest retards are people who thought HoloEN wasn't going to succeedThe demand was huge, they didn't even need to be good to succeed
>>30915192
>>30915590If you thought otherwise, you wouldn't be here.You aren't ACTUALLY stuck here forever. You're only stuck here if you enjoy it, or you fucking despise yourself so much that you can't possibly imagine anything being good and think you're trapped.
>>30915571Never was never will
>>30915304She’s a racist, you see.
>>30915643>they didn't even need to be good to succeedAnd they still aren’t
Watame did nothing wrong
Why are people shipping Ame and Irys?
>>30915643By that logic, HoloCN should have been big
>>30915613God Reine's tits look so big and juicy in this soundpost
>>30915629I'll pay with a hot dog
>>30915669
>>30915631An audition is a two way process. That isn't what was happening each time.
>>30915643>they didn't even need to be good to succeedI could name a couple of names to truly cement this point but I don't want to shit up the thread.
WATAME PISSES THE BED
>>30915699Boredom.
>>30915599It's not hard to type fast on a phone. Some apps do the captcha for you. I think a bunch of retarded newfags got outted as iphone kiddies not to long ago.
>>30915699Because it’s the most real ship in EN now.
>>30913243IRyS yeets Ame
>>30915676We are lazy over here in the West
>>30915707The demand for HoloCN wasn't huge
>>30915699>hot woman>hot woman>combined, you have TWO hot women
>>30915624It's for me, not you.
>>30915614>They were expected to be ID tier 3views.based on absolutely nothing, the opposite of common sense if anything>>30915513the only girl who got into hololive and didn't succeed was Hitomi Chris, that's how hard you have to fuck up to not make it once you get in
>>30915699I want to reenact meme magic
>>30915470 A rrat Kiara herself killed many moons ago.
>>30915699Because they're truly, seriously in love.
>>30915715Ah, so you do hate yourself.Well, shame for you. It's good here, and if you hate yourself too much to experience that, well, that's on you.
I'm actually going to rope myself. I've been burned too many fucking times to constantly feel like shit because the Holo I like keep saying they'd do something and not. I actually waited patiently and then I get greeted by a whole lot of nothing. Have a nice life.
>>30915546I hate you the most anon for trying to use amerys to shit on kiara. I doesn't even make sense and ruins a fun thing
>>30915370no he isn't, retard
>>30915699Started as joke, but it’s cute and pisses off kfp for some reason so I kept going.
>>30915784teamate...
>Watame pissed in Koyori's bed>Nobody caresShe's a menace
iS gUrA sTrEaMiNg ToNighT?
>>30915771>she said it's not true therefore that's how it isHow gullible are you? Who would admit to being a failure especially someone with an ego as big as hers?
>>30915667I like this new dynamic
>>30915794He's more wrong than you could ever really know, anon.
>>30915699Because a certain ORANGE COCK is rent free.
>>30915784Tako...
>>30915784Chumbud...
>>30915634Man Sharkventure and Kanalumi are great, sad they don't use them anymore
>>30915614Hololive completely blew up with English speaking audiences a year before HoloEN debuted, nobody expected them to be ID tier 3views except coping /jp/ schizos who hate anything that isn't Japanese
>>30915617This but gta moment.
>>30915384I hope I feel as good as her after I get my back surgery...
"Harimau should win."-Kaela
>>30915785>ruins a fun thingHey, kind of like Kiara.
>>30915785>ruinsWhat, are you gonna let a retarded schizophrenic "ruin" something that is still perfectly fun?
>>30915699People ship every holo with every holo. I am still hopeing for some anyiara action
The eyes! The censors do nothing!
>>30915784Risuner...
>>30915771Yeah I know, but It was still a fun one
>>30915781
>>30915784Sapling, she'll be back by tomorrow.. Don't do it...She got the wrong date....
>>30915541FaunaFaunaFauna
>>30913147
>>30915827Watame wa warukunai yo ne.
>>30915872HOLY KEK
>>30915843why learn to draw with these masterpieces being created without effort
>>30915887I hope you get better one day. Truly. Life gets better if you work for it.
>>30915785>it's funposting when I do it>it's not fun when somebody else does it
why did kanata do that?
>>30915739Gura's comedic timing is so unreal.Another great recent example: That part in the latest Rust stream where she was chatting with Mumei while her house fell apart. You couldn't write it better.
I want to lick her belllybutton
>>30915784stream it you faggot.
>>30915328whoops
>>30915762Bro? Mori french kissed me and moaned.
>>30915916>equating "having fun" and "funposting"Now I KNOW you're bullshitting
>>30915874Anya and Matsuri are the best ship now
>>30915758There isn't really anything attractive about Ame. Her voice isn't great, she can't sing, she doesn't "accidentally" make sex jokes that aren't awkward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEdHXAKbyDQ
>>30915873I just hate that schizos have to latch onto everything
>>30913147Thank you for your wisdom anon's daughter
Has the Koyote mentioned any ENs yet?
>>30915872LMAO
>>30915833Kiara, herself. Many times bringing up her past on stream. Didn't think that through did you? One thing you can always count with Kiara is for her to be an open book and say everything about herself. For a story to tell to her fanbase you seriously think she wouldn't bring up and go into details about her failing her holo audition or at least sending one? She found out about hololive because she was stuck in Japan because of the coof.
>>30915912I think I'm running out of laughing holos but we're almost at image limit anyway.
>>30915872Okay, that got a chuckle from me
>>30915893I already got burnt by my first oshi, went all in on Fauna.. Last few weeks have been rough, and now she does this.
>>30913032>>30913266One of these days a full MythMama collab would be fun.
>>30915950Wrong.
korone suki
Fauna cute yes?
>>30915907Exactly
>>30915960koyote so wholesome
>>30915860hey, I lurked
>>30915854Lionesses can mate up to 30 times per day.
Ive been missing ina a lot and to fill the void ive been watching bae a lotI even went and bought her omocat merchIdk what to call myself as a bastardization of two fanbases that probably dont have a lot of crossover
>>30915982Again, it'll get better for you if you try.I can tell you that more than you can post laughing Holos, anyways.
>>30915992Is Korone's mental state doing better?
>>30915936Kiara?
>>30915872kek
>>30915872You're right, she should just let me cum in her like your mother does
>>30915951
>>30913290It's better that she does her reps instead of the usual procrastination.
>>30915966i think the only EN she cares about is kiara, and bae a bit, however, asakoyo relies on people sending her shit and she doesn't really have a lot of EN fans compared to the other holoX, so she doesn't really get too many en news, you could submit some to her hashtags if you want
>>30916015>Idk what to call myself as a bastardization of two fanbases that probably dont have a lot of crossoverTako Baelz
>>30915948To mainstream for me. I only like real crackships like pekofauna, migomori or soriara
>>30916020No, but she is ok because she have us
>>30915669>being the least smelly piece of shit in the bowl means it's goodno
I'm watching nijisanji because EN doesn't stream enough and I guess it's okay.
>>30915487just by reading thumbnail text the second one contradicts first and third, the absolute state of "translators", when YT recommends me their videos they often can't even title their videos without glaring grammar errors
I'm going to have sex with gura
>>30916050uoh.
>>30916017Oh, I thought you were being retarded on purpose because you wanted more soundposts. My bad.
Did Kiara say if she was going to stream tomorrow in the member streams? I don't remember
>>30916023stop pushing this bullshit, two girls can't have sex
Is stream Guraing tonight?
>>30916071You choose to come here of your own volition, anon.
>>30915643>implying
Why is Kaela so autistic
>your oshi>is it gay for two girls to have sex
>your oshi>do you enjoy Hololive
>>30915643of course, this is why the NijiEN women did so well
>>30911699>Collab Jackbox with EN>Kiara won't be in itWhy would Ina lie like that on her schedule?
>>30916094either stream or a meme video
>>30916054>i think the only EN she cares about is kiaraClearly not enough for the post-it thievery. Rust is much more important.
>>30915814No anon you've deluded yourself into thinking it pisses off kfp. You only piss off the AmeRyS triumvirate
Yukihana Lamy
>>30915969But she sounded defensive when she said it so I always assumed she lied about that.
>>30916023Bro? Why is your mori kissing someone else?!
>>30915858based alternate reality anon
>>30915985If you're so fragile that you genuinely can't stand Fauna taking a week off where she pre-prepared a bunch of clips to keep you busy, you genuinely need to get some help, anon. Also, the last few weeks have been great, I have no clue what you're on about.
>>30916141???they debuted like a year later, missed the window
>>30916091The only one being retarded is the one who willingly comes to a place he considers to be shit, anon.I don't consider it to be, so it makes sense why I'm here. But you do think that, so you coming here seems at least somewhat retarded, by your logic.
>>30916100>stream>Guraing
>>30915814you are not of the 3 retards that started it, stop preteding faggot lmao
Moona trying to deceive this journalist backfired
i'm a melfriomie
>>30916187You can stop now. I'm not interested in reading your retard drivel. Sorry.
AME MENTION
>>30916099Who said anything about sex? It's just two girls kissing and one fingering the other, no big deal.
Are Awat and Nanamu playing Rust?
>>30916214I don't really care if you don't read it. But other people will. And they'll get it, if you don't.
Gawr Gura is my favorite V-retweeter.
>>30913864>>30915590>>30915669>>30915715>>30915781>>30915887>>30915912>>30915982>>30916017>>30916091>>30916187>>30916214>>30916240what do you call this?
>>30916143What schedule?
>>30916240Okay, retard.
>>30916166Because niggers keep bringing it up. Kiara tells her whole life story to her fans. Why would it be embarrassing to mention she didn't make it into the JP branch while still talking about how she used to perform to crowds of almost nobody? Schizo please. Kiara has never been shy or ashamed to talk about her fuck ups
MOONA EXPOSEDKAELA GOT AWAY SCOT FREE
>>30916169It's okay they're just good friends
>>30916259>optimist vs pessimist but preformed by two retards
>>30916248Hakos Baelz is my favorite V-spacer
>>30916259They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>30916259the sex
Moona...
Moona on trial
doyukoto
MOONA ON THE TELLY?