/MANS/ - Tempus General

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NEMESIS edition

Last thread: >>30796025

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

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Are you a true /MAN/?

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Eh I tried the demo earlier today.
It's not that good. Combat is a pale copy of Hades'

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OMEGA LOVE

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>>30807873
shit OP, where are the Boys

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What the fuck, Axelbros?! why is this cute

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>>30807977
I promised someone last thread that it'd be Omega. Next thread will have the boys.

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When will Regis and Axel get their burnout soundposts?

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>>30808173

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>>30807979
>implying he's a virgin

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>>30808093
Anon, this already happened twice... Sure it's cute but it's tiring.
Their longest reply chains are basically this:
>Haha Zeta cat
>No you doggo
>No you
>No you

[Anonymous No.]

Luv me boys
Luv me boyfriend omega
'ate burnout
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

Fujosisters, don't look...

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https://youtu.be/6aBDj_0jdDk
I'll repost this in case some already abandoned the previous thread, which you shouldn't do it's tradition to use them until they are used up.

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>>30808508
There's an autist going around trying to force changes to the OP. Please understand.

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You fucking whores, kill the thread properly.

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>>30808425
My bro is a real player, nice...

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>>30808420
Yes Omega, I fucking love you now, thank you for Tempus. If need your dick suck, I will suck it, if you need my dick to suck then I will be there, if you need a butthole to vent your frustrations then I will butter my asshole, if you need your asshole ravaged then I will drink viagra so You can feel the full extent of my cock. I love you Omega and you forever will have me.

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>>30807873
Man Blumenkranz is such a good piece of music

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>>30808425
Me on the right.

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>>30807954
I’ve been here since /mag/

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>>30808425

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>>30807954
Day 1 MAG, used to be a doubter and doomposter of Tempus. The MAGGENING changed that

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>>30808893
Why can't Roberu know peace?

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>yfw the maglord collabs with Kiara

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>>30809049

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>>30809434
Because he makes peace with himself first, anon.

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>>30809678
Pretty sure people have posted the unedited image here just fine, just don’t post it in /hlgg/ if you wanna live.
Also did the artist change the hair color of the original image (it was brunette) or was it someone else that did it to shitpost?

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>>30809678
Sauce on the original?

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>>30808093
HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING IT

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>>30809945
It was edited to shitpost. It was posted first in the bait thread then some retard reposted it both here and in global.

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>>30809945
It was edited to shitpost, even that fact was pointed out, but it matters little when unrelated fanart is popping out. Just another /vt/ shitstorm, although it's technically our first shitstorm we have to endure.
Man, time goes so fast.

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>Ame sang a song alongside Altare's archive
>caused unicorn meltdown
For now it is funny to cuckpost and laugh at those autists, but I'm afraid of collateral damage it will cause to the boys.

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>>30810634
They just need to not acknowledge it in anyway and keep on doing their own thing. The only thing it'll become an issue again is if the collabs start actually happening, which shouldn't be any time soon, especially with Altare since he doesn't seem to care much for non-Tempus collabs

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>>30810936
It's funny how unicorns who doesn't watch tempus are saying that "he's using the gay voice to get close to the girls!". When in fact, regis is the one who mostly doesn't care about shit like that.

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>>30811099
People will say whatever stupid shit to generate the most amount of drama, the vocal ones are typically just shitposters or antis anyway so who gives a fuck

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>>30810634
>I'm afraid of collateral damage it will cause to the boys
What kind of damage? Unicorns would never touch anything stars related anyways so their seething is irrelevant, if anything its free publicity since the more sane viewers will see its a bullshit reason to get upset about and might check the boys out to actually form their own opinion on them.

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1558808433159446530

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JWU can someone fill me on this Amelia and Regist stuff going on?

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>>30811709
it's literally nothing

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>>30811709
*fills your boipucci*

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>>30811272
There is no damage if you ignore how JP fans will view Tempus

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>>30811644
i like axel but out of the 4 he definitely has the most boring games and stream ideas for me

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>>30811653
Rate schedule

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>>30811653
>4 guys 1 raft
kek

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>>30811653
They only list the streams that are happening on their channel, is this standard? I'm a /stars/fan who doesn't really know how schedules work gomen

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>>30811709
amelia wants to fuck him just to piss off teacucks

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>>30811653
Breeding and procreation with my bros/10

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>unicorns got so buttmad they started doxposting again
>Someone posted Magni’s dox
>converted some anons to go watch Tempus
I love this timeline

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>>30811653
>Surgeon Simulator
Axel finally living up to being a "doctor" I see.

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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.
>6. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>8. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

Stupid motherfucker, stop replying to them, you utter imbeciles.

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>>30812049
If we're talking JP stars, no. Even then, a lot of the JP stars no longer make weekly schedules.

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>>30812135
I've never seen his dox before and he looks like a proper lad

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>>30811653
Huh, still no collabs.

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>>30811272
Yeah, you are right

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>>30812215
That's why I clarified that I'm a /stars/ fan schedules basically don't exist in my eyes

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>>30811653
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1558810589312712705
Meme review is just going to be a regular zatsu

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>>30812135
I was suprised desu. He sounds like whitest person

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>>30812049
Think so... Nowa said that his apex streams won't be on his schedule or channel either. Too early to tell yet.

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>>30812341
I hope it is a well-researched meme review like what vester did.

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>>30811709
Ame sang Fly Me To The Moon for karaoke alongside Regis' karaoke of it, that's all.

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https://twitter.com/tanooklee/status/1558811296392683520

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>>30811709
During a Karaoke an Amelia stream, Ame used Regis' cover of fly me to the moon.
Now I know this is not bait and you're just a wondering what it's about fellow /mans/

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I think is funny that Uncle nowa has made a new schedule recently while the other one is still on going

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>>30812341
>not enough decent memes for the review
thank god, meme reviews are generally shit unless the reviewer is well versed and knows what the fuck they're talking about while not just any random garbage off reddit

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>>30812666

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>>30812666
AYO?!

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>>30812666
Wtf

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>>30812666
SATAN!

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>>30812310
Oh fuck, I totally missed that. I think watching Axel so much has degraded my reading skills.

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>>30812666
Nowa is just enjoying his treasures, anon. Nothing weird happening here.

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>>30812194

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>>30812682
Ah ok, thanks
and no its not bait, theres like 50 threads seething about this

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I bet Magni shaves his pubes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlNmwA-cG8

COME AND JOIN THE CULT

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>>30812666
Mmmm

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>Regis' schedule is 10 fucking streams and totally disregards the Amelia bullshit
Based demon king, I kneel.

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>>30812965
Why would any man shave his pubes?
It sucks, feels weird afterwards and it's too tiresome

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>>30812972
imagine if there was youtube integration like it has on twitch.tv

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>>30812972
i want his new model to play on the demon lord title he adopted

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>>30813068
10 -fucking- streams, you say?

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>>30813085
It's nice to have no hair anywhere on your body.

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>>30809305
I was literally the guy who suggested the edit for "hello niggers" and felt like a comedy genius seeing this version

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>>30813149
Yeah, with me.

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>>30813085
Girls complaining about pubes in mouth.

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>>30812972
management should tell this dude to stop streaming during JP primetime, 3-5 hours from now would be better
even irys and mori struggle during these hours

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>>30813068
If Reggie duets one of Ame's songs next karaoke I will die of laughter (and/or drown in unicorn tears)

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>>30813149
Yeah we're going to be fucking throwing rocks at ducks at the pond and I'm bringing a beer keggar

[Anonymous No.]

demon lord is watching the pre-chat

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>>30813237
Knowing his sadistic personality... he might just do that. Twisting the knife for added insult

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>>30813443
Of course he is, he's always watching.

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I hope Regis takes Ame out behind a Denny's and bitch slaps her

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>>30813443
I can feel his blade resting at the tender necks of potential shit-stirrers.

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>card packs are advertised being about the new forms of dialga and palkia from legends arceus
>the pack branding still says swishy sword and swooshy shield

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>>30813223
Oh yeah I'm a virgin, I didn't know this is a thing

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>>30813553
He can hear every door you open.

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>>30813238
yeah as much as i like tempus, i can't peel myself away from rust kino right now

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>>30813618
>*slap* Don't you fucking use my clips ever again... you wanna go inside for some pancakes senpai? Hear the bacon here is good.

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>>30813627
He wants this new venture to work out more than anyone and watches over Tempus to guarantee their survival.

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>>30813750
>denny's mid bacon
>good
he really is cruel

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>>30813750
>No wah, no *pop*
4/10

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>>30813453
He will use the unicorn's blood as lube when he is fucking ame.

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Regis stream is up boys

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I'm going to sleep. Someone take over thread baking.

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Its starting

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LEADER ON THE TELLY

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>>30813830
>>*slap* Don't you fucking use my clips ever again... *wah*you wanna go inside for some pancakes senpai? *pop* Hear the bacon here is good.

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>Still no DQ perms for Axel
I'm starting to lose hope, I think Square Enix NA ghosted them

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>>30813976
Thank you anon

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Please assemble for Regis cult

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Is Leader muted?

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>>30813976
This is the quality I expect from leader.

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>>30814098
On purpose

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>>30814098
>he doesn't hear the voices of leader

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THIRTY HOURS

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>3 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING BURNOUT

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>>30814098
No, he was just speaking at a frequency that humans cannot hear

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>3 hours
OOOMMEEEGAAAAAAAAAA

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How many consecutive mouth popping noises will we get this stream? My bet's on 4

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>>30813993
Love Korone, but I am a little bitter to see that she's able to play DQ6 today. Not that it's her fault. Something's really got to be done about this.

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AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE HIM

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>>30814157
Omega is dead, and we killed him

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>3 hours
THE BURNOUT TIMER IS GONE

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Is it me or is there something wrong with his mic

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I want to audition for stars now just so I can sing ONE song and the graduate for the amount of (positive) shitposting it would cause. It’s not even in English or Japanese.

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3 HORAS DE TRANSMISIÓN

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>axel just wants to go into everything blind
he's going to get raped by a fan if he's not careful...

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>3 horas
rip my sleep...

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[Anonymous No.]

>let's kill some people

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>he popped

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>>30813850
Pretty sure that's a war crime in most fantasy settings.

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>3 hours

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>Second save file
He really is unhinged

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TRÊS MIL HORAS DE SEXO

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>>30814325

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>>30814371
Sasuga demon lord.

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>>30811653
>breed my magnis
IM TRYING MY HARDEST

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>>30814158
>>30814177
>>30814268
>>30814315
Omega's vtubing tutorial has finally been completed. No more training wheels, bitches.

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Any reason why the ttrpg lesson stream is only on nowa's schedule?

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>>30814440
>snackpack
this fuckin aussie

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>I don't kneel to anybody

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>>30814525
regis has it too

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>>30814525
It's on Altare's though

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>3 hours
So, will Nowa go even further beyond? he has a 5h gap before Magni's stream starts

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KEK

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>3 hours stream? Ok sweetie just eat something before the stream and go to the bathroom.

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>>30814598
>>30814604
that just makes it more confusing! it's supposed to be all the boys, right?

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Is this the anti thread?

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>The One Who Waits
>TOWW
Toww...

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>>30807873
>NEMESIS edition
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

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>>30814666
>666
You're telling me Omega was actually a demonic, loving (if somewhat overbearing) mother (male(it)) all along?

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>>30814751
This is the only thread that actually likes the vtubers it talks about

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Is this zoom in thing by Altare new? Haven't seen much of his other streams so far
I actually quite like it, even if just as a show of his willingness to put some effort and variety into his streams

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oh shit im jammin

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>CULTARE

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>>30814832
He's been doing it for quite a while now.

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>>30810936
>especially with Altare since he doesn't seem to care much for non-Tempus collabs
Guess it's time for Ame getting rejected by a stars member round 3

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>>30814809
>it caught on
Axel be alright on sometime

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>>30814666
Cute omega

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>>30814832
No, he does it a lot in solo streams. I don't think any of the other guys do though.

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He's actually really funny

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Allegiance as an Altventurer has ended, I have join the Cultare

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Bros anyone that knows this game, how much dialogue is in the game? I don't think I can handle leader's dialogue reading habits

[Anonymous No.]

he's using a fucking stadia controller?

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>>30814872
I dont know anything about ame
does she get rejected from collabs often?

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>a fucking google Stadia controller
oh lord.

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>stadia
Bros I thought the psychopath thing was a joke

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>preordered stadia
leader is actually unhinged

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>he preordered google stadia
DERANGED MAN, STOP HIM OMEGA

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>>30815026
>>30815041
I blame Jackseptictank

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hes using mint green stadia controller, he isnt a demon lord he is devil incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn it this man sure is something...

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>>30815030
I've heard she's tried to get the attention of Shien and Astel but failed at both

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>>30815042
Oh no, it was never a joke

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>pre-ordered stadia
fuck he actually is a demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

>He has a stadia
i am gonna superchat for schizophrenia therapies

[Anonymous No.]

>Stadia
Actually Unhinged

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add stadia to the greentext

[Anonymous No.]

leader got me waking up at 7 am to watch his streams

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>>30815164
>He got an extra Stadia controller prom his preorder
>Used Demon Lord Magic to not lag

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>Stadia owner
Uncle needs to whip this boy into shape.

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CLOUD GAMING

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i know nothing about computers, what's a stadia and why is it bad

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>stadia
Negative latency for maximum response time

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SHUN THE NON BALEEBERS

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[Anonymous No.]

how hard is altare?

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>stadia
leader...

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>>30815325
Google's failed cloud gaming project, the game is running on a computer somewhere else and the video output is streamed back to you

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>>30815325
Stadia is a failed google product who tried to have its slice of the cloud gaming "market"
It was hilariously mismanaged too

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AND IT BEGINS
Chat is getting yabai

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>>30814440
>the lamb snackpack

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>>30807873
Is the song playing in the image from Kill la Kill?
I've heard it before, but can't remember from where.

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Expert at tardwrangling

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>Keep those whores' names out of my fucking stream
based

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BASED
shut down chat for trying to start shit

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4th time regis tardwrangling chat.

god he's so hot doing that

[Anonymous No.]

Based department?

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>>30815685
>>30815635
I zoned out, what was said that he went into wrangle mode?

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>The way he said Texas
Bros I'm in love. Hetero love of course

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>>30815748
Chat asking him to name the NPCs after other Hololive members

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>>30815748
chat wanted to name the bunny to pekora or something related to it

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>>30815748
people in chat were telling altare to name the rabbit "pekora" and he shut them down

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>>30815748
Chat spamming Pekora when he was naming the rabbit

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>>30815748
>what should we name our first cultist
>chat starts spamming pekora

He responded he isn't gonna name them other holo members unless he is close with them like tempus

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>>30815673
yup, blumenkranz

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Holy fucking shit do you Americans actually have a whole ass alphabet song to remember the states?
That hardly even sounded like a song I'll be honest so I have no idea how it works

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>>30815846
I've never heard it in my life but I'd believe it exists out here

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Leader is so fucking based

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Yay! To Slavery!

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>>30815839
one of the best sawano tracks imo

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>>30815846
Most Americans can't name all the states...

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The option to name a character came up
People gave name ideas
He told them no, that he'll keep it to people he's comfortable with doing that with.
There's your "tardwrangle" moment

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>>30815846
there are multiple, but i guess they recently taught that one.

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>>30815748
>I don't want to name any animal I come across as Holomen, especially those I don't know so well. It's disrespectful.

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don't you like, make the cultists have zegs with each other or something?

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>>30815929
i wasn't paying attention and i thought this was in response to the american states song

[Anonymous No.]

How do Altventurers look like?

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>>30815931
Most Americans don't even know how many states there are. ..

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>>30815915
It's from animaniacs

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Just saw the Pummel Party VOD.
Holly kino, it was excellent. No other group I've seen has this much chemistry.
I wish it was sooner in the night so I could have seen it live.

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>>30815992
i have faith that if hiroyuki sawano were to compose a track using only the burgerland states as the lyrics it would still sound great

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>>30815846
I'm a map autist, so I've memorized the states based on geographic position instead.
In school though we never really focused on geography at all, which is why most Americans are geographically illiterate.

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>So I'm the leader of the cult, not the God of the cult
>I have a problem with that

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not the god of the faith. I have a problem with that.

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>>30816138
Sawano should compose for Tempus. Bilingual singing is pretty much his shtick and makes it work.

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Oh boy... SCs are gonna be tardwrangled again.

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>>30810634
don't antagonize them if you don't want collateral damage you fucking retard

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>>30816333
20 bucks that one of the SC is mentioning Ame and he is gonna immediately choke the guy through the screen

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>>30816332
that would be kino...unfortunately idk if he does anything with vtubers, i think he only works on anime

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>>30816062
Like this, but mostly blue and with hardlight wings and weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

Well anons, do you enjoy the Apex streams?

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>>30815030

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>>30816507
When it's guys playing it, yeah.

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>no collab schedule this week
Leader...

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>>30816507
as long as the boys are having fun and bantering im having fun too

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>>30814666

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>Rogue-like
>none of them are like Rogue

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>>30816547
>no collab
...? He has schedule to collab with the boys for apex twice, has interview with vesper, card opening with magni, and the trpg with the boys

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>>30816601
it would be kino if altare or some other member of tempus played the original rogue

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>>30816507
You mean zatsudan with gunshots in the back? Yeah.

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>Tryhard autist apex streams
oh no, the gamer words, they'll come out

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>masters
Isn't that piss hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816660
He probably meant outside of Tempus, which is the same case for Axel too

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>>30816507
Yes

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You guys said he was a semi OW pro how is he bad at FPS?

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>>30816507
I've been watching apex for so long through tokwa sama but I still don't understand it. It is kinda satisfying to watch when they do get champion though

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>>30816681
there shall be no daning in this house, laddy
the boys are tryharding

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>>30816693
Leader's gonna get banned from Apex after telling Grampire he's a degenerate who should be gunned down in the middle of the street

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>>30816674
Yeah... and Arx Fatalis, it has similar atmosphere

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>>30816700
At this moment, yes. You're fighting against pro players in orgs 3 stacking. You'll need to fight fire with fire or at least get carried by teammates on the same level as pros.

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>>30816700
A bit easier now since there's no diminishing returns on kills anymore.

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>>30816660
Umm... I was kind of hoping each of the boys got collabs outside of Tempus after the lift of the banned.

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>>30816716
That was a long time ago and he was scouted, not actually a pro. He's washed up and needs practice now.

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>>30816784
No. Regis is a /MANS/ man. Someone has to care about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816784
Altare said last week that he wasn't especially interested in collabs outside of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816888
based and checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816716
he's pretty cracked in apex, if you watch the apex collab with vesper and magni. and here and there he shows that he's a crack shot

[Anonymous No.]

>WAGHHH Let me get my AK-47

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816893
Northernlion bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30809049
Holy shit this is hot actually...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30815097
You heard wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoto bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816716
Altare said in his debut that one of his goals was to "get really good at a game", so I think he's out of practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816954
Lets be real I don't think NL would collab with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816893
Then I expect his solo streams to be good then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816784
It's all about who wants what and respecting. Regis just wants to stick with the boys for now. Fine by me. The only collabs I don't like are forced ones. Like despite how some people say they weren't as engaged in the Mori x Vesper collab, at least those two had a good time with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the homos allowed to stream for more than an hour now?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fuck them up in Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>"NSFW ASMR"
>Nah I'm not gonna go that route, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>no nsfw asmr
VIRTUOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817095
They already are

[Anonymous No.]

no nsfw asmr get fucked chinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816954
Imagine. There's one person who would be absolutely seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817133
Yes, stream limiters have been released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817137
based leader

[Anonymous No.]

>no, i will never paywall unarchived karaokes
GURA DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817149
My Demon Lord can't possibly be this pure

[Anonymous No.]

REGRET

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817223
he isn't pure, he's just a man of principle

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817073
Yeah NL would only collab with Fauna, the true number one Apollo

[Anonymous No.]

HE JUST GOOGLED COPROPHILIAC ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>Not interested in collabs outside of Tempus
>Guerilla karaoke with Kobo

[Anonymous No.]

The loathsome ding eater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816716
>>30816934
He has good aim, tracking, and decent movement too. He just has bad decision making and doesn't know the maps well enough. A lot of decisions in Apex are knowing 'if I go there, where am I likely to get punished from?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817164
I know. I'm referring to his future solo streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816784
The best you can hope for is an Apex collab with Astel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817073 (me)
>>30816954
Then again, he's good friends with a huge unrepentant furfaggot so I dunno upon closer inspection

[Anonymous No.]

>PEPPA PIG
Yab

[Anonymous No.]

>peppa pig
FEMALE MENTION YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>no lewd asmr
I'm sorry Altare but I'm out. Guess my last hope is Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817402
saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817328
Will they collab whenever or will they 'need' to approach a high rank like Vesper to "qualify" for Astel's level of gameplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817402
PIPPA PIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817436
dis someone post an sc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTURAxh3ru0

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817463
vesper's thing is self imposed, im sure astel is willing to play with anyone in tempus regardless of rank

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817436
Axel doing ASMR would just be him slapping a chain against his bend and accidentally hitting the bed frame over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817503
I think he just brought it up randomly when talking about wanting to do asmr.

[Anonymous No.]

>he picked the kino pig name out of all the shitty meme names
I like Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817463
Astel plays with Ollie, anon. There's no skill requirement to play with him. And at this point he's trained plenty of unskilled players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817484
I heard Lia likes Noir
she’s a cute schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817436
>t. kindred

[Anonymous No.]

>Joined a cult
I know celebrities falling from grace isn't new, but I am little disappointed in Chris P Bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817436
I feel like Axel's ASMR would just be like him yelling "Ora!"" in Japanese, smashing stuff and punching a sandbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817542
>>30817546
>>30817564
Fair enough.

Anyways, Altare should've picked Hardest difficulty instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tempus is a cult

[Anonymous No.]

Young viewer gets converted to the TEMPUS sex cult, under the leadership of Altare.
Tag:Mindbreak, age gap, anal, gore, apex legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pineapple on pizza isn't bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817730
>the one they worship is omega
>the prophet is alltare
>axel is the guard dog of the underworld
>magni is the druglord
>vesper is the one that deals with the IRS

[Anonymous No.]

"I would welcome kouhai with open hands"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817696
He should do his ASMRs by screaming profanities from 2 rooms away

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper excited to be a senpai because he's old
>Altare likes to be a senpai to indoctrinate his kouhai to the cult

/MANS/ how's your audition going?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Leader will never bully you into joining his cult
Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you aren't at least Vesper level I don't want you in StarsEN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817909
level of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817909
that is a high fucking bar anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817894
I'm posting test streams on my channels to establish proof of concept. I'm working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817970
I only want the best for my boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817894
It's going to be a shitpost since I don't have much streaming experience at all but by the time I can re-audition, I'll give it a way better try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817909
I can only draw shitpost for threads, I can't make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30816674
Best chance is Vesper playing an actual roguelike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817982
>>30818014
Good luck lads.

These boys will Welcome you with open arms.
Especially, Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817546
is Astel a pro or something? I don’t really play FPS games so I can’t really tell if someone is good or bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818135
I hope that vocaru guy also goes for audition too

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817909
I'm far more talented than any member of Tempus, I should get in easily. Just wanted to see what kind of earnings and opportunities Holostars EN has before applying. They surprised me, I like their vibe and the girls aren't totally against them. If they flopped I was just going to apply to Wave 7 or 8 of Nijisanji but I'm feeling good about Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>see a bird
mumei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818135
I will be a second GM so Vesper can be a player instead of a forever DM. Only I can save him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818227
>far more talented than any member of Tempus
if you get in i hope you aren't this insufferable on debut. it helps to have a little humility you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818227
>I'm far more talented than any member of Tempus
And this opinion and your bold proclamation of it is why you'll never get into Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>THEY DID YOUR MOM
>Ame also likes groundpounding moms
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818342
Birds don't have rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818342
>sees a rabbit
pekora!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818342
>sees a white woman
mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818363
>Ame and Leader having threesomes with moms

[Anonymous No.]

does altare's stream keep stuttering for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818342
>Sees a rat
AAAAAAGH SEEEEEEX AAAAARRGGHGHGHGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30817823
>Pineapple on pizza isn't bad

[Anonymous No.]

Altare, I already can't wait for Halloween and Christmas with the boys. Don't tease me like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818520
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818513
Audio has had a couple stutters, probably on Reggie's end.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone stop the puns aaa

[Anonymous No.]

i somewhat think i get dwarf fortress now but there are too many buttons so i forgot what i was doing and what to press and a night creature killed me
fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818513
seems to be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818580
u doing that solo adventurer mode thing or something ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818342
>Sees a terrorist*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818612
no it ripped the limbs and tongue off my party member than killed my adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818512
H-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818356
>>30818344
https://vocaroo.com/hv0jmzkNagj
I will get in and I will have sex with my wife Sora. All I gotta do during the interview is act like I vaguely know Hololive, I did my Stars reps so I'll be gushing about Roberu, Astel, Aruran, Shien, and Tempus. I can't pretend like I don't know a single thing about Hololive because that will seem suspicious. My debut video is ready to go and it showcases my speaking ability, professionalism, and gameplay. I'm GM in SC2, Mythic in MTGA, Diamond in APEX, and Ancient in Dota 2. I am an okay singer, not Axel tier but maybe I can reach Regis tier with some practice. It's not something I really ever had interest in. Anyway, look forward to seeing me in StarsEN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818152
he's very good. obviously there's a fat gap between the pros and the non pros but he's skilled and the best in all of holopro

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818544
There's no way to say this without sounding like a filthy collab beggar, but I would love to see them do a big collab with either the rest of Stars or the rest of EN for Christmas/New Years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818580
if your in adventure mode, don't go out at night without a follower otherwise the bogeymaen will get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
Nigga you a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Why does he still use an asmr mic? He only did such a stream once.

[Anonymous No.]

>They appreciate it
They'll hate it because I took up their precious time just to remind them that weirdo from forever ago exists...

[Anonymous No.]

call a friend..... heh yeah.. okay Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818759
We are your friends anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818715
That sounds too packed

[Anonymous No.]

>implying I can hold a 15 minute conversation over the phone

[Anonymous No.]

moshi moshi?

[Anonymous No.]

n-no... i missed the first hour of leader's stream... i overslept because i was up too late shitposting.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818743
Poorfag mentality, spent too much money on it so he can't justify not using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
And with just this you've wasted your chance to enter StarEN2

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818892
I love you anon. Hope you feel better. Nice talk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818822
I'm not his friend

[Anonymous No.]

>Praise me more~

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
Anon, you literally doxxed yourself by doing this, management monitorize /vt/ threads quite frequently so expect to never join Holo because of this. That wasn't a smart move, sorry mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818914
Don't worry, there will be 2 hours more

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
I have saved this vocaroo and post, will report it to cover on the off chance that you make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818990
>>30818964
>>30818922
Kek. You guys think they give a fuck about a random ass vocaroo floating around? Make sure to support me when I get in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818990
Let's be real, he's not making it in.

Also, stop fucking replying to him. This is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819045
>>30793386

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819045
>He doesn't know about Niji literally shitcanning someone that did the same thing, even though he had already debuted
Nigga you dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>here we do not speak proper english
someone soundpost that later

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
sorry but that voice isn't gonna cut it. you might make some fat girls wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819045
Yes, they do, that's why cover is great at picking talents, you've just wasted your chance to join by doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819099
I dunno I kinda like his voice... and it would be nice to see some high level play for once... I dunno... if he does get in hopefully he doesn't act like a douchebag

[Anonymous No.]

>zero outside collabs on leader's schedule
>he just plays whatever the fuck he wants
i fucking love him

[Anonymous No.]

>MerryWeather
Huh...

[Anonymous No.]

no samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

who is merryweather?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: >>30812194
Do not.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819299
an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819299
A dog.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are these sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819299
Some pseudo e-celeb? Kinda?
He "writes" webcomics that are mostly super barebones and super shit.
He's also a vtuber now (I think).

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819299
https://exhentai.org/g/1983114/87262b3053/
https://e-hentai.org/g/1983114/87262b3053/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQAYuB10ims

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818531
KEK Wtf is this edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818690
>diamon in apex as if thats an accomplisment
>ancient in dota 2
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYS SCRUB nice shitty voice btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819433
I want the 30 secs of my life back that video stole from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819441
Ahhhh degrade me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819498
Not even Pred is that impressive. What is a real demonstration of skill is how many tournament wins a player has under their belt

[Anonymous No.]

Did he just point out the stuff people said about him here in the A Way Out stream? I spaced out a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819570
You're already spicy enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819632
anon, you can't just call out someone's BO like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819488
It's what 5min in paint gets you.
Here's a faceless template.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819608
I'm pretty sure he's referencing his previous Gungeon stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818227
t. literal 0view

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819606
Tbdesu fuck that I'd rather have a guy who is high level at a few games and solid at most games over a guy who is just really fucking good at 1 game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819756
I'd rather not have an incel to be desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>30809562
Doesn't Kiara hate males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819756
I'd be fine to have one Pred /multi tourney winner brotuber who plays Apex once a week and then does variety games the rest of the time. I just want good Apex content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30812135
His butt pics ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819809
Meh, I'm sure there's a lot of piece of shit vtubers who are assholes IRL but know how to play a professional and nice character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819809
then stop replying to the incel and his samefagging replies

[Anonymous No.]

>rio having second collab with his original boyfriend today
Magni don’t look…
https://youtu.be/l22Rnx4ltMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819608
I didn't catch it all but it had to do with the cutscenes thing and trying to make jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819756
I agree but the fact that he even mentioned ancient in dota 2 is an absolute joke. No dota player worth a damn would ever have even said something so embarrassing. Diamond 4 is a joke to get in apex. He didn't mention his rank most D4 fags say they were diamond but don't mention diamond 4 if they were that low because getting to diamond 3 - 2 - 1 is exponentially harder in apex compared to 4 and i'm also talking about solo queue.

Nobody wants to watch SC2 and MTGA what even is that some card game shit or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819914
6hours is just not enough

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN FIX HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30818135
>specially magni
you meant with open legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819914
They are siblings anon... They both have Minase in their names....

[Anonymous No.]

>I can fix him -Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>let's choose a new color for you
CANCELLED

[Anonymous No.]

I will fix him

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I love his voice now...? I hated it at first...

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET THAT SANIC FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>Dez's BF
Wait. WHAT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819126
Not a Niji watcher so have no idea wtf this is but can I get a name or something to go on?
Sounds interesting, it's one of those things you always expect to happen since everyone has a weird or edgy phase and no zoomer isn't on the internet yet I've never seen it happen before

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820147
didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820147
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

He should have streamed this on twitch for the integration...

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNATION

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNATIONNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820240
Can they even have twitch accounts?

[Anonymous No.]

it's cute when he seems to actually laugh and it's squeaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820120
The “minase”s are read the same but the final kanjis are different so they’re not related
Also they’re definitely dating each other AND suha from nijikr

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819998
diamond last season would be master any other season so who knows. I like mtga tho don't h8

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820306
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

"You can...worship me"

[Anonymous No.]

My cult leader is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820306
They just have to ask management. A couple of the girls and starsjp 1-3 all have official twitch accounts but only the likes of laplus, miko, and roboco regularly use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820321
Don't take away the copium I refuse to believe Rio is dating them

[Anonymous No.]

>i'll make tard eat it
a-altare...

[Anonymous No.]

Did he just call him Tard instead of Turd?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I insane or did he just accidentally let the "tard" slip out

[Anonymous No.]

>tard
he's /here/...

[Anonymous No.]

HE IS BASED
HE IS BASED
HE IS BASED
HE IS BASED
HE IS BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>30819998
>mentioned ancient in dota 2 is an absolute joke
ye, you can tell frauds because they flex ranks they think are impressive. anyone that actually plays at a high level would have the self awareness to recognize how meaningless that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820420
i knew he was here

[Anonymous No.]

He said Tard he's definitely /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820474
Don't have to be here, just have to be older than 15 to remember when no one gave a fuck about the word retarded

[Anonymous No.]

uh bros, he's lingering on Murder Follower...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820556
And he's just smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

THE FINAL SOLUTION!

[Anonymous No.]

VOTE MURDER

[Anonymous No.]

>be right back
He went to go rig the poll. He knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

People in the chat are cowards choosing ascend.

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically believing any of them are /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Chat is full of faggots they chose ascend fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820629
THE Kanata is here!

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing left but creepy ambient music on his stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820629
Then explain "Uncle nowa", "Demonlord" and "Get magged".

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU COWARDS

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god kek

[Anonymous No.]

MAGLORD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>sacrifices maglord immediately
i thought they were bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820744
Is Axel the only one to not have a /here/ inner joke or nickname?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare cackling as her murders Magni to set an example

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820744
None of those are exclusive to /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820411
Too late, anon
https://twitter.com/yp_up_/status/1544316651155456000
https://twitter.com/maya__2207/status/1550672778528837640

[Anonymous No.]

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820794
There can be only one leader

[Anonymous No.]

Ascend was murder anyway kek

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN KILL MY WHOLESOME MAGGERS BAGGINS FOR BIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820792
There will be one, let it happen naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820744
"Uncle Nowa" is going to depend on if those translated screencaps of Japanese threads left 4chan. And most popular 4chan material does. Granted, I am in the camp that thinks they are loosely /here/ (not terminally /here/) to see what's being said from time to time. Too easy to quietly access 4chan, especially for guys who are not totally tech illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

HE IS BURNING SO MUCH THAT HE BURNT HIS COOKING AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820936
Sex dog

[Anonymous No.]

>kills Magni
>moves in on Magni's BF
This demon...

[Anonymous No.]

Ascend is better since it raises loyalty which gets annoying to level once you get a ton of followers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820957
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820971
I'll sex you like a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820971
Nah, that's just stating facts, not real meme material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820629
They are /here/, sorry your oshi doesn’t give a shit about being here to interact with fans other than to “own the haters”

[Anonymous No.]

i want to join your cult, leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820966
Don't worry I already captured omega for pegging and hate sex. Regis won't get any burnt out

[Anonymous No.]

Sasuga demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon lord got addicted to gacha

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that one schizo anon who wrote an entire essay on how Altare made up shit so he could have stories to tell the others? In the stream right after he actually addressed concerns about him "lying" and I'm pretty sure that no one outside of this thread was schizo enough to complain about that. He's definitely /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Yoooo MASARU i love his channel, he eats starfish because hes fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821219
Oh shit I forgot about that schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820306
Vesper has one

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821219
Yeah, considering the stuff he slips in every stream Altare is probably the most incel-like tempus member.
I'm actually suprised that he had a gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821219
Oh yeah. That guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821342
>had a gf
nah he was only in it for the chili

[Anonymous No.]

>>30808508
this video is canon

[Anonymous No.]

>Asian man complains asian food.
HE IS BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820948
They didn't even need to since Axel mentioned the 5ch posts live when he said JP Nikis call Noir Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821379
That chili? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821219
Altare is absolutely /here/, the shit he says lines up incredibly spookily with talking points that anons only covered here, plus the Uncle Nowa tweet when no one else had called him that yet. I don't think anyone else in Tempus is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30820820
DELET MY CHUPADO NOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821342
I mean incels aren't just born. You may be born a fine lad who can get females and then are burned so hard one day you become the embodiment of an incel

[Anonymous No.]

>Korean complains about Japanese food
Oh no pls Ayame will kill you pls Altare no

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821342
How is Altare incel-like? Do people even know what an incel is these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>muted his sneeze
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821342
>incel
>asian
yup, it checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821452
He immediately deleted it to upon us pointing it out here too. And someone even did a twitter search and only 4 instances of “Nowa” were found during that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821496
Remember this man washes his sushi like an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

I smirked

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821504
He’s projecting his own insecurities just ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

he's a little dumb... it's cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821513
Just press a button anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821548
I remember this and oddly enough some anons just thought we were schizo lol

[Anonymous No.]

>what does cured mean
He should just do a off collab with Nowa where Nowa smokes/cures meats and teaching him how this shit works

[Anonymous No.]

Curing also preserves the food

[Anonymous No.]

>watching regis stream
>he sneezes
>i sneeze
>i shit myself at the same time.
thanks leader....

[Anonymous No.]

Leader if you're /here/ make a Goofy impression next stream

[Anonymous No.]

It's smoked and salted you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821636
“They aren’t live anymore so he deleted it” was the excuse and it has never Brent repeated since.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad for all of you that live in Ellysium and will never know how good raw eggs can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821693
>tells super chat niggers he won’t play monkey with their requests
>(You) are asking him to be a monkey
I hope he turns you into chili

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821694
People who don't cook or know about food are sheltered from the processes and don't know how these things work

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/dotsuhoe/status/1558823809922514944

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821558
you mean kimchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821805
HOW CAN I BE LEADER
HOW CAN I BE ALTARE
GOOGLE.COM HOW DO I BECOME REGIS ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821765
Yeah, what about I do you raw and fertilize you eggs anon-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821805
UOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30821805
uoh

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>>30821849
>Become
Cyan Lamy...

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>>30821805
Cute.

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>Tabletop RPG Lecture
what is this about? I was out last week

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>>30821861
Sorry, they are all dried up

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Vesper wants to dish as well, Demon Lord. Off collab might haplen sooner than we thougt

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>>30821849
/become/ altare...

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>>30821805
T u T

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>with your friends
he is NOT /here/

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>>30821906
Vesper teaches D&D 5e to the boys

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>>30821970
Jealousy detected

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>>30822000
Yes ;_;

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Leaders voice initially filtered me really hard but its not annoying me anymore WHATS HAPPENING TO ME...OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>>30821991
Kinooooo

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>>30822025
You've been indoctrinated

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I cant watch the stream right now, how is it going?

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>>30821906
I don't think we've got any details. Likely just gonna be altare and Nowa teaching mag and Axel about dnd5e and basic chargen and tutorial fight maybe

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>>30822025
>filtered by leader's voice
Why are males such faggots?

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>>30822025
Great personality is stronger than voice preference

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>>30822025
You're realizing how cute and soothing it is instead... it's soaking into your brain...

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>People forgetting Nowa literally namedropping this site on stream
He's an oldfag, he was here in the distant past guaratneed which doesn't guarantee he's /here/ now, but do you really beleeb he as a vtuber himself for the last year and a bit wouldn't know this place exists?

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>>30821154
I want this to be an alt for him...It's crazy what changing the colors and adding sharp teeth can do for a design.

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Altare feeding lake fish his weenie...

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>>30821849
YWNBRA

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>caught a 2ft catfish with his bare hands
holy fuck?

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>>30821467
Sorry anon. Magni may be the new guy in romance anime who captures everyone’s attention but the first guy (aka Minase) will always win the heart of the protag (Rio)

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It's hard to eat catfish, they're full of bones.

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>>30822059
you just missed altare pulling his wiener, not a lie

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>>30822025
same but i warmed up fast when he's revealed as a psycho i love yandere guys

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>non-freedom units
BASED

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>>30822168
Don't let that pikachu tattoo fool you. Those are monster's arms

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>80cm catfish
what the fuck

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"How do we kill it?" As if he didn't know exactly how.

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>>30822105
he's definitely been on 4chan, but he's more of a somethingawful oldfag. there's a difference between knowing a board exists and checking it semi-regularly.

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AND NOW I SHALL PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THIS FISH

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leader beating up a fish

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Maglord is awake on twitter

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>Gonna pleasure myself with this fish
HOLY BASED DEMON LORD OF TASTE

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>>30821779
Oh to be eaten by leader

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>>30822225
Catfish get fucking HUEG

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he's gonna pleasure himself with the fish... what was he trying to say. also he wants you to draw it

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>>30822059
Altare doing a Nowa where he's just telling stories around his childhood.
I hope he doesnt run out of material, its all soo good.

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>>30822168
He could actually snap your neck irl

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All I can thing of is that gif of those two dudes in the ocean getting sucked off by a fish...

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He requested the art, drawanons
You wouldn't let down your leader, would you?
*pop*

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>>30821779
He should clarify that next time by explicitly calling out people /here/ who does that otherwise no one would know

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OKAY DRAWFAGS TIME TO DRAW LEADER PLEASURING HIMSELF WITH A FISH

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you faggots should try smoked catfish it's good

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>>30822071
Aren't alchemists shit in 5e without homebrew? If they push for a campaign I'm scared Magni might go that route and accidently gimp himself (while the other two murderhobo everything in sight)

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>>30822331
>All I can thing of is that gif of those two dudes in the ocean getting sucked off by a fish...
That actually sounds even worse...

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>Thread doesn't know the meme
How young / new are you guys?

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For those that need context
>Badly translated sub during an episode of Code Geass where Suzuki catches a fish while stuck on an island

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he's at nearly 2.5 hours. looks like the chains really have come off

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>>30822389
I know the meme, it's just stale at this point.

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>>30822337
YOU BETTER DRAW HIM LIKE THAT ONE CROSSED PANEL WITH THE DOLPHIN.

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>>30822370
Yeah the it's the artificer's subclass, it's terrible because it's all roleplay shit.

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>>30822412
I'm the one getting burnt out

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>>30822412
thank fucking god

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>>30822404
kek
i loved shitty sub TLs back then...that shit was amazing, i wonder if Leader will ever reference the Soup store meme

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SASUGA LEADER

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>>30822477
Omega...

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>>30822404 (me)
Why the fuck did I misspell Suzaku

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>>30822442
as if, don't lie about internet street cred

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>>30822579
*misspell Spinzaku

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>>30822412
The burnout memes are finally dead... What a sad day...

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>>30807954
since day 1

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I will remove all the /v/spies from our comfy threads soon.

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Bros, is the first ever schedule overlap coming up?
Will Leader finish his stream in 30 minutes?

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>>30821043
99.99% of their fans are on discord, reddit and twitter, not here.

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>>30822589
Trust me, I wish I spent less time online in my teens and twenties. Now it's too late to take that time back...

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I seriously wonder if teaching 5e to Axel is even a possibility...

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>>30822454
Experimental Elixir
Beginning at 3rd level, whenever you finish a long rest, you can magically produce an experimental elixir in an empty flask you touch. Roll on the Experimental Elixir table for the elixir's effect, which is triggered when someone drinks the elixir. As an action, a creature can drink the elixir or administer it to an incapacitated creature.

You can create additional experimental elixirs by expending a spell slot of 1st level or higher for each one. When you do so, you use your action to create the elixir in an empty flask you touch, and you choose the elixir's effect from the Experimental Elixir table.

Creating an experimental elixir requires you to have alchemist supplies on your person, and any elixir you create with this feature lasts until it is drunk or until the end of your next long rest.

When you reach certain levels in this class, you can make more elixirs at the end of a long rest: two at 6th level and three at 15th level. Roll for each elixir's effect separately. Each elixir requires its own flask.

Experimental Elixir
d6 Effect
1 Healing. The drinker regains a number of hit points equal to 2d4 + your Intelligence Modifier
2 Swiftness. The drinker's walking speed increases by 10 feet for 1 hour.
3 Resilience. The drinker gains a +1 bonus to AC for 10 minutes.
4 Boldness. The drinker can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to every attack roll and saving throw they make for the next minute.
5 Flight. The drinker gains a flying speed of 10 feet for 10 minutes.
6 Transformation. The drinker's body is transformed as if by the Alter Self spell. The drinker determines the transformation caused by the spell, the effects of which last for 10 minutes.
Alchemical Savant
At 5th level, you've developed masterful command of magical chemicals, enhancing the healing and damage you create through them. Whenever you cast a spell using your alchemist's supplies as the spellcasting focus, you gain a bonus to one roll of the spell. That roll must restore hit points or be a damage roll that deals acid, fire, necrotic, or poison damage, and the bonus equals your Intelligence modifier (minimum of +1).

Restorative Reagents
Starting at 9th level, you can incorporate restorative reagents into some of your works:

Whenever a creature drinks an experimental elixir you created, the creature gains temporary hit points equal to 2d6 + your Intelligence modifier (minimum of 1 temporary hit point).
You can cast Lesser Restoration without expending a spell slot and without preparing the spell, provided you use alchemist's supplies as the spellcasting focus. You can do so a number of times equal to your Intelligence modifier (minimum of once), and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
Chemical Mastery
By 15th level, you have been exposed to so many chemicals that they pose little risk to you, and you can use them to quickly end certain ailments:

You gain resistance to acid damage and poison damage, and you are now immune to the poisoned condition.
You can cast Greater Restoration and Heal without expending a spell slot, without preparing the spell, and without providing the material component, provided you use alchemist’s supplies as the spellcasting focus. Once you cast either spell with this feature, you can't cast that spell with it again until you finish a long rest

what the fuck can you even do with this class? So much shit features.

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>>30822665
He said 3 hours so he will end in 30

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>>30822665
he said he'd go for three hours so yeah he'll be done in half an hour

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>>30822626
You Spin(zaku) right round baby right round

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>>30808239
Project Zomboid really is a great game for him, I was still watching him at 2 a.m. no problem. I was sleepy yet I couldn't close my eyes.

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How is this allowed wtf

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>>30822412
Was it actually confirmed by them that the one limit is gone now? I know vesper went for almost 2 hours last night.

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>>30822664
based, nowafags do not belong

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This game is pretty interesting ngl
Might pirate it later

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>>30822690
he likes jrpgs, so i have a suspicion he might be weirdly good at this kind of thing

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>>30822787
Vesper had 4 streams yesterday, and has no off days in his schedule. I'm legitimately worried about him burning out now.

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>>30821496
what's the story behind ayame hating koreans?
I always see the edit where she's threatening to kill ina.
I know japanese korean history makes it so that there's tension in the general populace.
but why ayame specifically?

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>>30822787
I think than the “fan demand” Mori mention not only was collab ban but the 1 hour restriction, or at least it being that strict. Magni and Axel are doing back to back 2 hour Spore streams

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How is he muting his sneezes so well? He's fully aware of when he will sneeze as if he's some kind of robot

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>>30822776
Omega was called a dork and went back to no-lifing FF14

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>>30822870
She said some sussy nippon banzai shit and people exaggerated / memed on it

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I laughed so hard at
"Tell my wife and kids something for me..."
"They're next, what're you talking about?" during A Way Out, after Magni prevailed over Altare.

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>>30822878
I don't know what to tell you, but that's pretty normal. I can tell when I sneeze at least 5 seconds before it happens.

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new thread onegai

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>>30822934
My sneezes always fire off in <1s, I can barely cover my face before it happens...

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>>30822870
Ina drew Ayame fanart for her birthday. Ayame didn't respond, retweet or even like it, which started a rrat about her ignoring Ina because racism. I'm 90% certain it's just a joke.

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>>30822978
>new thread onegai
Wait until this one dies out, anon

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>>30823000
>page 11

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>>30822872
4 HORAS DE SPORE

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>Collab Ban lifted
>1 hr stream limit lifted

While the meme is unfortunately dead. That means, I won't be able to completely sit through any of the streams going forward. I envy you people that have free time.