/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

WHOOPS
Your oshi accidentally invited you to their private discord server. You have thirty seconds to post something before they correct that mistake. What do you say before they kick you out?

[Anonymous No.]

A pic of my hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
Okay thanks lol

[Anonymous No.]

Mareen chan die sookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
I wouldn't join it. I'm scared of women

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
I never would have known that since I dont go that site full of 300 kg lard beings

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey, I've obviously been added by mistake. I love your stuff but please take more care when inviting people, mistakes like this can cause a lot of trouble. See ya", then I'd leave by my own volition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
I love you Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682727
That's a lot of spaghetti... Is he really gonna be able to finish all of that?

[Anonymous No.]

I can save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682794
Of course, he's the GOAT

[Anonymous No.]

Id post a big floppa gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682794
He needs help :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682772
Based decent human being.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/aMQVCMReURs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
>post
Nothing you could say could outweigh the value of scraping every single message you can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
BITCHES AINT NOTHING BUT HOES AND TRICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682772
Then it turns out she actually added you on purpose and you blew your chance.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
Korosan <3 you or something simple like that, I wouldn't risk it with the japanese because I'm embarrased to fail and look like a baboon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539

[Anonymous No.]

出航!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30683823
Then they'll invite him back again.

[Anonymous No.]

I once caught someone doing a privated test stream.. I just followed the link their Discord gave me and posted in the chat letting them know how I found it and left.

[Anonymous No.]

SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I GIVE THE BEST HANDSHAKES AND WONT DRAG YOU DOWN IN APEX

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>>30682539
Run my discord scrapper bot, put contents into a zipped folder, upload to mega, post link on 4chan, go back discord, post "get cucked lmao", get kicked out.

[Anonymous No.]

You can tune a piano...BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30683823
Why would i ever wanna date my oshi, vtuber bitches are insane. I rather fuck a club slut at least that way i know im with an insane girl that can at least be a good fuck.

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>>30682539
send a pic of my pissbottle collection to impress her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30687527
/ringo/ alchemists is that you????

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>>30682539
Sorry, kid. I might've taught you everything you know, but some secret techniques don't get passed on. Think of something yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Repeatedly spam “I HATE THE ANTICHRIST” until the bitter end

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>>30682539
A dick pic with a bunch of money in the background. Even if I get kicked I'll get at least one jumping into my dms.

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I'd send a really cute picture of my cat

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have discord

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>>30682539
>wasting you time writing stuff
you have 30 secs to take one screenshot at best
This is important: what terms do you search that will give you the most info knowing you will only be able to screen 4 comments at best

[Anonymous No.]

>Ctrl + F
>"nigger"
>print screen
>leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>30693156
The based option

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
Why type when I only have 30 sec to collect as much info as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell them to play Etrian Odyssey on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30683423
>TELL ME
>FOR WHOM DO YOU SIMP?
>HOW VERY GLIB.
>AND DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR OSHI?
>YOUR OSHI'S VIEWERBASE IS FORGED ON FALSEHOODS. HER CHANNEL IS BUILT ON DECEIT. AND HER STREAMS ARE AN INSTRUMENT OF DECEPTION.
>IT IS NAUGHT BUT A COBWEB OF LIES. TO BELIEVE IN YOUR OSHI IS TO BELIEVE IN NOTHING. ON /VT/, THE MASSES OFTEN FORM RRATS TO SHAPE THEIR PERCEPTION - THOUGH YOUR OSHI ONLY RARELY RESPONDS IN KIND. WHICH IS STRANGE, IS IT NOT?
>ARE THE "MODS" OTHERWISE ENGAGED? I WAS GIVEN TO UNDERSTAND THEY WERE HER PROTECTORS. IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THEM HER GUARDIANS, WHY NOT REPEAT THE TRICK THAT SERVED HER SO WELL AT HER LAST YABE, AND CALL THEM DOWN? THEY WILL ANSWER - SO LONG AS YOU LAVISH THEM WITH PRIVILIGES AND GORGE THEIR EGOS. HER MODS ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN THOSE OF THE REDDITORS - PREDATORS EVERY ONE. ACCEPT THIS, AND YOU WILL SEE HOW YOUR OSHI'S FANBASE IS BLEEDING THE BOARD DRY.
>NOR IS THIS UNKNOWN TO YOUR JANNIES. WHICH PROMPTS THE QUESTION: WHY DO THEY CLING TO THESE FALSE IDORUS? WHY DRIVES MEN OF LEARNING - EVEN THE GREAT MOTOAKI TANIGO - TO GROVEL AT THEIR FEET? THE ANSWER? YOU ALL LACK THE STRENGTH TO DO OTHERWISE! FOR THE WORLD OF VTUBERS TO MEAN ANYTHING, VTUBERS MUST OWN THE WORLD. TO THIS END, THEY HAVE FOUGHT EVER TO RAISE THEMSELVES THROUGH DRAMA -- TO GROW RICH THROUGH SUPERCHATS. AND WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, IT IS EVER THE SEISO WHO DICTATE THE FATE OF THE YABE.
>KNOWING THIS, BUT A SINGLE PATH IS OPEN TO THE IMPOTENT GACHIKOI - THAT OF FALSE WORSHIP. A PATH THAT LEADS ONLY TO ENERVATION AND DEATH. ONLY A MAN OF POWER CAN RIGHTLY STEER THE COURSE OF VTUBING. AND IN THIS ERA OF CREEPING MENDACITY, THAT ONE TRUTH WILL PROVE ITS SALVATION.
>COME, CHAMPION OF YOUR OSHI, FACE ME! YOUR DEFEAT SHALL SERVE AS PROOF OF MY READINESS TO DEBUT! IT IS ONLY RIGHT THAT I SHOULD TAKE YOUR OSHI. FOR NONE AMONG YOU HAS THE POWER TO STOP ME!

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>>30682539
Where's mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30682539
my dick so they can laugh at it
then I'll get of to the thought of that for the rest of my life