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Previous Thread: >>30418132

>> No.30456883
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I love this girl more than anything

>> No.30456895

>>30456806
No, she hasn't.

>> No.30456900
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>>30456807
my wife

>> No.30456931

>>30456895
Yes, she has

>> No.30456934
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30456934

I love Gura and Gura loves me!

>> No.30456938

>>30456895
Yes she has

>> No.30456986

>>30456895
She has.

>> No.30456995

>>30456931
>>30456938
>>30456986
No, she hasnt. You only know a couple upcoming streams and have no idea whether she's going to be streaming anything before them.

>> No.30457008
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What happened to this thing?

>> No.30457016
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WHERE'S GURA???

>> No.30457026
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30457026

I am the crunchiest shrimp.
None shall match the sound that my shell makes as Gura's razor sharp teeth pierce me.

>> No.30457057
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Is goombus dead?

>> No.30457067
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>> No.30457075

>>30456995
>Reine collab
>member watchalong

>> No.30457117
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I love her. I love her! I LOVE HER!

>> No.30457135

>"Things will go back to normal!"
>Already ghosting again

>> No.30457142

>>30457075
That is the couple streams.

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>>30457067
Delete this

>> No.30457219
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i love my table elf shark wife

>> No.30457237

>>30457142
>moving the goalposts

>> No.30457244

>>30457075
The point is we know nothing from today through the feet collab, so we have 4 days of unknowns.

>> No.30457246
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It's not even 5pm give her a break. She was watching the MK collab just a few minutes ago.

>> No.30457273

>>30457237
we know those streams are coming but i sure hope sunday isnt 'when she's going to stream next'

>> No.30457282
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Gura doko...

>> No.30457294
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30457294

still biting i see

>> No.30457302

>>30457237
They aren't moved retard. This was the post that started this conversation. >>30456122

>> No.30457361

>>30457075
You're just acting retarded, anon. Those are days from now. Are you saying you KNOW Gura has taken a break and won't stream today and tomorrow? Where did she say that?

>> No.30457386
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30457386

Gura please, I already forgot what your voice sounds like...

>> No.30457393

>>30457246
usually I stop expecting at this hour, it's ok with me tho, she streamed 4 days in a row and probably needs to rest her voice, she was sounding kinda rough on that mk stream and just sang the day after

>> No.30457445

>>30457386
Gura literally streamed like 5 times in the past 4 days bro.

>> No.30457478
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>>30456900
I want to hug this girl...

>> No.30457498
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>>30457393
No, we have an hour and 41 minutes before you should stop expecting a stream.

>> No.30457538
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>>30457445
I want more, give me more, Gura
I NEED YOU

>> No.30457561
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>>30457538

>> No.30457570

>>30457302
>says he has no clue when Gura is streaming next
>gets told when Gura is streaming next
>says he actually meant something else instead

>>30457361
Retardchama...

>> No.30457585

>>30457498
But why? Why is she doing this? Fuck me, remember when we could at least rely on "5 days streams and then 2-3 day breaks".

>> No.30457608

You guys are awfully pessimistic when it's barely been one day and not even past the time where she could put up a frame and she usually takes a 2 day break. Have a little patience. If elementary school can survive 2 days before the school days start the next after the last one ended, so can you.

>> No.30457664
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>>30457608
>elementary school

>> No.30457680

Are chumbies the most mentally ill fanbase?

>> No.30457687
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>>30457585
stop being gray

>> No.30457721

>>30457608
>she usually takes a 2 day break
why the fuck would she take a 2 day break? Did she stream too much?

>> No.30457748
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30457748

It's over.

>> No.30457801

>>30457721
She streamed 5 times in the past 4 days, it's too much for her womanlet body.

>> No.30457825

>>30457680
yeah, gura is too easy to fall in love with. it makes us want her more

>> No.30457832
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>>30457498
I'm not saying it's impossible just that I'm prepared to not have a stream at this point

>> No.30457834
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30457834

I prefer Gura singing radiohead over actual radiohead

>> No.30457859

>>30457361
I think she will appear on Aqua 3d live concert on thursday, for more UMISEA

>> No.30457891
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30457891

I feel bad for chumbies that love Gura that don't have a average-ish dick. She's too small to take a big one and micro dicks are always worthless.

>> No.30457952
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child

>> No.30457984
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>>30457859
I can't wait to watch Gura live!

>> No.30458071

>>30457891
Gura is an anal slut though...

>> No.30458076

>>30457801
>5 times
>counting con shit as a stream
Hi Gura!

>> No.30458137

>>30458076
I didn't even count the con though.

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>>30457801
6 times actually. chatting panel shill kart telephone karaoke

>> No.30458235
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30458235

Reminder that Gura is sleep deprived because she practices her singing more than 10 hours a day... all for (You).

>> No.30458257

>>30458076
>member's zatsu
>shill
>mk8
>telephone game
>member's kara
who's counting the con?

>> No.30458278

>>30457687
Oh come on, even with members don't pretend that her stream output isn't pathetic and far from what was "normal".

>> No.30458291

>>30458076
>counting con shit
Do you even watch Gura?

She managed to do this all while recording for 10 hours in the middle of the night and practicing for the karaoke

>> No.30458300
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30458300

>>30457057
Gura is strawberry jam

>> No.30458303

>>30458076
You can watch the panel right now retard.
https://www.crunchyrollexpo.com/vod/holomeet-crx-special-panel-feat-watson-amelia-and-gawr-gura-coming-aug-5-at-10-pm-pacific/

>> No.30458307

>>30458165
me, holding on to ahoge for dear life

>> No.30458392

>>30458278
Try watching her member stream.

>> No.30458530

>>30458257
>members zatso
Was like a half hour
>Shill
Barely over an hour and was low effort
>telephone game
She barely talked
>mk8
>member's kara
Were on the shorter side, but I'll give these to you

>> No.30458588

>>30458530
Doesn't matter, she sang Fansa.

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>> No.30458665
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>> No.30458689

>>30458278
Some holos stream 2-3 times a week. I'd be fucking amazed if Gura can keep this pace from now on. She doesn't need to stream every single day, for me 4-5 days are fine... I'm gonna get depressed again if she does any less though. Of course everyone wants to be with Gura every night but it's gonna be too hard on her health.

>> No.30458697
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>Unapologetic greys
Grim

>> No.30458763
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glooba gabooba

>> No.30458793

>>30458530
You should watch Kaela for grobillions hours of stream

>> No.30458794

So did anyone upload a recording of that 15m SNOT Con segment?

>> No.30458847

>>30458794
Nope. It's lost media. Gura considered this might happen and that's why she told us it was shit to soften the blow.

>> No.30458861
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>>30458763
gwimbo gamploo

>> No.30458924

>>30458689
She literally did just fine last year, idk why you're expecting less from her now.

>> No.30459050

>>30458924
stop being gray

>> No.30459105

>>30458689
I don't want to be with Gura every night. Breaks are important.

>> No.30459153

>>30458530
Oh my god, let her rest at least 1 day. She's gonna stream MC. Ok!!!!!!!

>> No.30459267 [DELETED] 

IMPORTANT POLL
http://poal.me/hp6jfn

>> No.30459396

>>30459267
kys cuckmate

>> No.30459573
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30459573

Gura might get the urge to see us, you never know.

>> No.30459584

>>30459267
piss off, nigger

>> No.30459656

>>30458689
>She doesn't need to stream every single day, for me 4-5 days are fine
Bitch that's fine for all of us. Too bad she stopped doing that and it looks like it wasn't because of busy work, she just dropped schedules or consistent 5 day streams. Complainers are not madmen demanding more of Gura , they just want Gura's already modest streams back

>> No.30459668

>>30459050
I'm including members. She used to do better overall.

>> No.30459752

>>30458530
>Was like a half hour
it was an hour long tho

>> No.30459806

>>30459668
Again, stop being gray. Inform yourself.

>> No.30459894

>>30459656
I mean we are currently starting at 4-5 a week, unless she takes like 3 days in a row now

>> No.30459937
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What was the little itty bitty tiny something?

>> No.30459973
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>> No.30459977

>Gura also had her laptop
>Gura doesn't have a streaming steup guys!
btfo

>> No.30459987

>>30459656
stop being gray

>> No.30460012
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I'm still riding a high from the karaoke.

>> No.30460040

>>30459977
Stop being gray.

>> No.30460166

>>30459977
did someone just said that? because I don't rmemeber hearing anything like it

>> No.30460171

>>30460040
stop being a retard, she never said she has a laptop
you are probably the same fag who was arguing she doesnt have one and got btfo

>> No.30460195

So how's our oshi's massive, throbbing, saliva inducing cock today??

>> No.30460212
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Gura my beloved....

>> No.30460235

>>30460171
Thinking she has no laptop is stupid, I agree. But stop being gray.

>> No.30460241

>>30460166
Ame said Gura had her laptop with her

>> No.30460279

>>30460166
Kiara just said Gura had a laptop at the offcollab, yes. People were arguing about her not having a streaming setup a few days ago and she totally does.

>> No.30460328

>>30460279
and she was using it, thats why she didnt want to show the specs

>> No.30460366

>>30460241
>>30460279
uh, maybe the times she didn't show her minecraft F3 was because she was on the laptop

>> No.30460388

>>30460166
Gura herself also mentioned how Kiara could wave her phone around in random directions and have it still capture her face and move the L2D well. Meanwhile Gura would have her phone lean against her laptop and her L2D would still be stuck.

>> No.30460441

>>30460328
>>30460366
No need to go that far. She's a paranoid fuck in general and has turned not showing f3 into a running gag.

>> No.30460537

>>30460441
also had a worse mic, clearly didnt want people to know she is traveling

>> No.30460544

>>30459267
gura...

>> No.30460565

>>30460279
Anon...a laptop isn't a streaming setup automatically. See: her not using it and using Ame's desktop. I mean, you know there's stuff you can stream from just your phone?

>> No.30460626
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comfy hours over i guess

>> No.30460642

>>30460279
Kiara didn't say that, and Ame said that Gura streamed her birthday concert on a laptop she borrowed from her. Gura just had the capture card.

>> No.30460668
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Goop goop died in minecraft

>> No.30460706

>>30460537
doubt thise streams were from a hotel because every single holo hotel stream is a wifi connection nightmare, maybe she had her normal setup configured for recording and didn't wanted to mess it up

>> No.30460718

>>30460668
No...if you die in minecraft you die in real life...

>> No.30460726

>>30460537
Same neumann mic as always

>> No.30460745
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I don't even know what's trying to be argued here but I'm sure it's retarded and not worth the effort.

>> No.30460774

>>30460626
I will protect her smile.

>> No.30460777
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>>30460668
i pray she makes it to heaven safely

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Would you let gura put cute dresses on you even as a man?

>> No.30460830
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>>30460626
It can still be comfy

>> No.30460844
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>>30073913
Stream idea if Gura's ever traveling again.

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>>30460745
specially dumb to argue before a timestamp is available, I'll just shut up until someone posts it I guess

>> No.30460979

we need to convince gura to stop being a pussy and try twitter spaces

>> No.30461003

>>30460809
Of course. I would let Gura put me in a cute frilly pink dress without a seconds hesitation nor even the slightest resistance.

>> No.30461039

>>30460979
fuck off and kys

>> No.30461043

>>30460979
nah fuck them, member zatsus are superior

>> No.30461100 [DELETED] 

This fucking WHORE regurly streams from her laptop from sweden when she svisits him to fuck him and you cucks will keep believe that she is home all time... LOL

>> No.30461111

>>30460745
https://youtu.be/ATJxz36IOWk?t=6840

>> No.30461116

>>30460979
oh yeah those are great for leeches like sykkuno and the gura impersonator vtweeter

>> No.30461125

>>30460979
gura is more likely to do member streams, she has way too many followers on twitter

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>> No.30461183

>>30461111
Sounds like she's just wrong, sorry.

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>>30460979
I don't use twitter

>> No.30461209

>>30461183
Gura has a laptop. Fact.

>> No.30461230

>>30461100
oh relax buddy, it was like 1 stream maybe or 2 streams where she visited id server

>> No.30461254

>>30461149
The fold on the tits should be bigger

>> No.30461277

Kiara is kind of a moron and though I never assume she lies, I rarely assume she understands anything. Whatever she says she uh...believes to be true I guess, but just runs her mouth about.

>> No.30461294

>>30461209
Gura explicitly said she doesn't have a laptop and I trust her more than Ame's vague recollections of a laptop that could belong to anybody

>> No.30461302

>>30461100
Imagine being wrong for 2 years on this. I'd probably kill myself in your position after all the wasted time.

>> No.30461315

>>30461277
ogey

>> No.30461320

>>30459573
>still no art of Gura having her choker snapped

>> No.30461345

>>30461111
Why did Gura use Ame's setup when she was at her house then? Other than that we know she hates using anything other than her home setup so I don't know why this is a big deal

>> No.30461389
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>>30461294
she said that like months ago, could have gotten one for the offcollab, which is why she was complaining nonstop about her setup during the member's offcollab update

>> No.30461442 [DELETED] 

>>30461302
You will kill yourself when you find out it All true

>> No.30461445

>>30461345
>she hates using anything other than her home setu
I guess that was it, probably used her laptop for the bday stream

>> No.30461460

>>30461320
That's a bangle not a choker.

>> No.30461467

I hope the UMISEA song is at least better quality than Poggers Ocean

>> No.30461486

>>30461442
eigo jouzo

>> No.30461489

>>30461460
>still no art of Gura having her bangle snapped

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>>30461445
That wasn't kiara's laptop?

>> No.30461507

>>30461442
yes she goes to sweden every other day via her private jet

>> No.30461517

>>30461467
please dont let camelia compose another umisea song

>> No.30461519

>>30461467
I hope we get more skits with ina's amazing voice acting

>> No.30461543

>>30461389
gura using ame's laptop to stream + no mention of getting a laptop + ame storytelling (lol) = no laptop

>> No.30461551

>>30461445
No, she told us she was using Ame's computer for the BDay stuff. She also told us she much rather use her home setup. I don't know how you missed this unless you're a gray.

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>>30461507
>replying to zero effort bait

>> No.30461663

I will once again reiterate >>30460745

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>>30461571
here, have a shark

>> No.30461685

>>30461543
>>30461551
ok, ame sounded really unsure anyway, I guess we should just ask gura
>inb4 noo that's harrasing
Gura has talked about planning to get one anyway, I'm not asking that because of some stupid cuck's fantasies, I'm just curious about her current setup/equipment

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30461699

What did Chumbies mean by this?

>> No.30461704

>>30461663
Gura having a streaming-quality laptop is what half the rrats in this place revolve around. She does have a laptop as confirmed by Ame today, but it's not good enough to stream on.

>> No.30461705

I thought today was the watchalong but it was actually sunday.
Hope you chums are doing your reps.

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sameido

>> No.30461774
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30461774

>>30461699
White shrimps love orange shrimp cock.

>> No.30461837
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30461837

>>30461734

>> No.30461892

>>30461685
It doesn't sound like streaming equipment at all, and she explicitly mentioned in the first bad audio stream that she was on her home setup, when audio came up.

>> No.30461919

>>30461892
timestamp?

>> No.30461946 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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I am pretty sure Mori said Gura had a laptop or was using a laptop for work when Mori's mom kept feeding her redbulls.
>>30461705
it was never today, she said "tomorrow" at 10 pm. It would only have made sense if she wasn't in the USA, but she is in the USA.
Also, since the one teammate is being a faggot, I present to you all illegal proof that Gura is a virgin
>>30461507
fauna is the one with a private jet

>> No.30461968

Have any of you finished watching all of Gura's VODs?

>> No.30461973
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30461973

>>30461837
I want to have fun with her.

>> No.30461978

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1557116603648675844

>> No.30461980

WIFE

>> No.30461986

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1557116603648675844
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1557116603648675844
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1557116603648675844

>> No.30462006

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1557116603648675844

>> No.30462014

She STILL hasn't finished signing LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30462050

She's going to have to resign all those, like IRyS when she fucked up her signed cards

>> No.30462057

>>30461919
i can probably find it. which stream was that were chat told her the audio was worse than usual?

>> No.30462062

I’d take a gura gura card…

>> No.30462074

Who will get the UR Gura Gura signatures

>> No.30462108

>>30461978
>>30461986
>>30462006
>more limited edition merch
I really want Cover to upping their quota limit, but that's mean more homework for her. Anyway ganbatte Goobs

>> No.30462125

>>30462050
Why? There isn't a single fan who wouldn't pay extra for one of those.

>> No.30462132
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30462132

>only day in the entire week where I could have watched a stream live
>she doesn't stream

>> No.30462137

>>30461704
and you know its not good enough how ?

>> No.30462166
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>>30462132
I know that feel bud

>> No.30462179

>>30462137
The fact she didn't use it that way.

>> No.30462182

Please for the love of god...free us from recording hell. There better be more than 2 songs that come out of this shit, it's EP levels of commitment

>> No.30462186

>>30462050
Gura is retarded but she probably didn't sign hundreds of them wrong, just a few and she made a cute tweet out of it because she loves me

>> No.30462206

Gura is signing my card RIGHT NOW

>> No.30462232

>>30462137
Because she borrowed Ame's to stream on instead?

>> No.30462238

>>30462182
Gura doesn't have the creativity to get one song done without dying of indecisiveness. She isn't doin more than one.

>> No.30462241

>>30462125
Management autism

>> No.30462244

I hope she never does signed merch again. Not only is it mostly scalped, but it ate sooo much fucking time holy shit

>> No.30462249

>>30462057
minecraft id visit ?

>> No.30462252

>>30462182
probably umisea + solo at the very least

>> No.30462254

Fuck it I'll take a Gura Gura card

>> No.30462261

>>30462050
How did IRyS fuck up her cards?

>> No.30462264
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30462264

>>30457026
Goddamn, I can't believe this cracked me up.

>> No.30462277

Can I get that SSSSSR 'gura gura' merch please...

>> No.30462284
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30462284

>Gura used her real signature on some cards by mistake

>> No.30462316

>>30462244
Retard. She adores the idea of us holding and valuing things she signed herself. she's going to do more and you're going to whine about not getting any.

>> No.30462325

we're finally there, bros.... guras communication arc

>> No.30462365

>>30462284
Truly rare among rare cards

>> No.30462374

>>30462325
I love her dumb tweets and posts so much

>> No.30462406

>>30462374
same desu

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>>30457026
I'm the JUICIEST shrimp. You might have the crunch, but imagine my juices spilling out all over Gura's mouth as she bites down on me, enveloping her tongue with my shrimpy taste. You simply can't compare to me.

>> No.30462465

Holy HECK I love Gura!

>> No.30462484

>>30462325
She took Ame's advice to IMPROVE.

>> No.30462520

>>30462316
I bet she wears a covid mask and gloves to avoid leaving any smells or traces of her DNA so her shrimps cannot even jerk to the stench of her fingers after she shlicked her cunny all day.

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>>30457026
>>30462429
I am the most nutritious shrimp, my powerful body will cure all her ailments and she’ll never faint again

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30462574

DIAMOND CITY LIGHTS

>> No.30462580

>>30462261
I think she said they were a little sloppy

>> No.30462583
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30462583

Take a break from signing and snuggle us, Gura.

>> No.30462597

>>30462241
I swear, the day I meet one of them is the day I go to prison.

>> No.30462599
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>>30462325
feels great

>> No.30462616

GURA DO A MEMBERS CARD SIGNING STREAM
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK

>> No.30462663

What will Gura's hand-signed card smell like when it arrives?

>> No.30462666
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>>30462325
Didn't expect any less since we're married now.

>> No.30462680

>>30462616
She’s way too self conscious for that, even if it would be nice

>> No.30462684

>>30462663
Cunny juices

>> No.30462689

>>30462616
Gura highly values stream quality and refuses to do low quality stream ideas such as this.

>> No.30462698

>>30462666
is that Chobits

>> No.30462715

>>30462182
Y'know recording isn't just for music. She showed up for Mori concert and is very likely to show up in Aqua upcoming concert, each of those probably require her to take days off.

>> No.30462730

>>30462616
She would probably consider that if she hadn't already done 2 member streams in the last 5 days with another one planned Sunday.
She loves member streams but I really doubt she wants to spam them

>> No.30462733

>>30462316
I don't think she will, if the retarded management doesn't set a lower limit. As it is right now, it's most likely scalpers who will be holding the cards, not her fans.

>> No.30462738

>>30462616
Anon listen to what she just typed. She's fucking up signing cards while its her main task, let alone while trying to entertain us

>> No.30462751

>>30462698
Yes you can see the tip of her chobit ear on the left.

>> No.30462757
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30462757

>>30462325
She saw how happy her love letters made me.

>> No.30462762

>>30462698
Yeah, chobits references

>> No.30462799

>>30462751
>>30462762
Based
Chobits or Kobato watchalong when?

>> No.30462828

>>30462325
https://youtu.be/rPFC0achlxs

>> No.30462865

>>30462828
tell down video

>> No.30462874
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30462874

Gura signing postcards all day... Her poor little hand is probably pretty cramped and tired...
>tfw you will never give her a hand and shoulder massage and whisper in her ear during.

>> No.30462884

>>30462733
Scalpers sell the cards to fans. That's the whole point of scalping.

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>>30462874
>holding her hands

>> No.30462972

>>30462520
My postcard will have her finger oils and dead skin cells and be lightly scented with her perfume.

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30463009

>>30462944
They're probably so small and dainty.

>> No.30463012

doesn't gura have to translate the notes for the uke?

>> No.30463057

>>30461986
>>30462006
>head filled with nothing but Gura
She's just like me!

>> No.30463070

>>30462520
I WILL find a trace of DNA and I WILL clone her to have her as my daughter wife.

>> No.30463094

bros, what if... signed daki for anniversary?

>> No.30463098
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30463098

Nice to see the jannies are awake.

>> No.30463100

>>30462884
They get tainted by being bought by those slimy jews. I really doubt she will do it again if nothing changes.

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30463137

I am eternally salty I couldn't get the signed card. It was in my cart. I went to checkout. I hit buy. And then it just failed and said it was sold out. It was like 30 seconds. Fucking 10 per person limit. FUCK

>> No.30463145

>>30463094
i'd have to buy two then

>> No.30463153
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30463153

>>30463070
Godspeed!

>> No.30463159

>you can own something that has been in Gura's hands and within mere inches of her cunny
No mortal is deserving of such privilege

>> No.30463217

>>30463137
Sorry to hear that slowbud, better luck next time.

>> No.30463225

>>30462325
>guras communication arc
Now if we could actually get a 'gura streaming' arc or a 'gura schedule' arc

>> No.30463230

>>30463159
I kneel!

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30463240

>I might actually be weighing the option of buying a Gura signature from a filthy scalper.

>> No.30463261

>>30463225
>'gura streaming' arc
yes
>'gura schedule' arc
no

>> No.30463267

>>30463137
Are these signed cards pre-order or what?
From what shop?

>> No.30463270

>>30463225
She said we should be seeing the things she worked on this month if management doesn't ask for more changes, so hopefully soon.

>> No.30463271

>>30463240
If you don't someone else will.

>> No.30463315
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30463315

If Gura's big project is a kanauru video I will die laughing

>> No.30463332

How the fuck does management let Mumei show a video she hasn't even watched on stream while they nitpick and butcher Gura's project?

>> No.30463349

>>30463315
Maybe a MV for an original song.

>> No.30463358

>>30462828
I really like the slight spin she put on this. Her motou~ was soul soothing

>> No.30463370

Imagine if she doesn't wash her hands after a piss and starts signing them. You get both the scent of Gura's piss and the dirty laundry she used to wipe her cunny with.

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30463390

>>30463315
I need to clarify that I wouldn't be made, he does good work, but it would be very funny

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>>30463370

>> No.30463438

>>30463332
I mean, at the end of the day they didn't

>> No.30463453
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30463453

What's stopping Gura from selling her various bodily fluids?

>> No.30463459
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>>30463370
Why my pp hard?

>> No.30463462
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30463462

>>30463217
AHHHH FUUUUUCK. I PRACTICED. I PUT IN ALL MY INFO AHEAD OF TIME. I WAS READY AND I STILL FAILED. IM SO MAD.
>>30463267
Birthday merch bundle limited edition. a few thousand(?) Come with a hand signed postcard vs the regular foil stamped one. It sold out in less than two mins apparently. It's on the official Hololive store.

>> No.30463489

>>30463453
She doesn't want to be like Belle.

>> No.30463518

>>30463332
Well she has a new manager now so maybe Jenma just sucked? And the rrat is that that fag omega is now 100% dedicated to homostars en. Dunno if that's true but the timing is suspect.

>> No.30463548
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30463548

Is Dino Gura real or was it all a dream?

>> No.30463621

>>30463548
It'll be real when it ships in a year.

>> No.30463652

>>30462249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6puvpOmoqZY&t=241s
I got distracted. Also in hindsight not many laptops could handle streaming minecraft at 1080p 60fps + the cover live2d without any more lag than her normal pc

>> No.30463682

>>30463518
Gura loves Jenma though.
>>30463332
People need to throw their weight around in companies to look like they're useful.

>> No.30463686

>>30463489
She wouldn't be like Belle because she isn't cosplaying as Jessie sleeping with a black Buzz Lightyear.

>> No.30463746

>>30463518
Gura basically said Jenma got promoted.

>> No.30463831

>>30463746
Jenma will allow Gura to cybersex us.

>> No.30463936

>>30463831
Cover should invest in teledildonics.

>> No.30463949

if gura's new manager doesn't know cover guidelines she might get away with more stuff than she would under jenma

>> No.30464013
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30464013

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.30464019

>>30463682
The ones who really need to thow their weight around are the talents. The shit they have to deal with is absolutely unacceptable.

>> No.30464106

>6 appearances in the last 4 days
>cute tweet today
I miss her but a break day after 4 days of streams is fine by me. I just don't want this to turn into another 3-4 day break

>> No.30464137

>>30464019
Depends on their personalities I guess. Gura doesn't seem like someone that pursues conflict at work. Kiara and Mori probably push back on bs way more.

>> No.30464160

>>30463332
I am fairly certain nobody gives a shit what Mumei does considering how few people watch her vs Gura. The managers pay way more attention to Gura, Mori and IRyS than the other girls.
Gura also must be really annoying for the managers to work with, because she even made a comment about it herself during the poptart stream with Jenma eating food weird and Gura said it was because Jenma was going to have to talk to her that day

>> No.30464192

>>30464106
It's not really a break day if she is working on bts stuff.

>> No.30464208

>>30463462
Were you spamming refresh on the page before it was live for the moment it popped up?

>> No.30464298

>>30461837
God I love her so much

>> No.30464354

>>30464106
I'd be fine with 3 days of no streams since we know she's working today, but no Friday stream would make me sad.

>> No.30464413

Gura's big project is our wedding. We will validate our marriage via intercourse right after the stream

>> No.30464421

I bet that if gura was out with friends and being really talkative and active but someone said she was being annoying she wouldn't say anything for the rest of the night

>> No.30464463

>>30463240
I've already decided im going to, he signature means too much to me for me to care about giving in to a scalping faggot. Im still blaming Cover for the retarded limit anyways.

>> No.30464506

>>30464192
Not a break day for her but it's still a stream break day for us

>> No.30464525

How many fetishes has Gura groomed you into getting?

>> No.30464550

>>30464421
think just about anyone would clamp up if they were called annoying by friends

>> No.30464595

>>30464525
Just the Gura fetish, but that also means I would indulge in any of her fetishes if she wanted me to.

>> No.30464599

>>30464525
She was already basically my type and hasn't really made me more interested in anything except the gaki type, I love it when she's playfully bratty

>> No.30464602

>>30464525
None because I was already a cunnychad

>> No.30464618

>>30464463
it'll probably retain or increase in value so it's not a dumb thing to do

>> No.30464689

>>30464525
I now fap to feet around once a week.

>> No.30464711

>>30464525
Only her tail and feet (2D only)

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>>30464618
I'm going to overpay if I need in order to get one, I do not care about the value because it will never be leaving my possession. That signature means more to me than the money easily. My only issue right now is finding the best way to actually buy one once they get shipped out I might even have to actually join the discord unfortunately

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30464740

WHERE THE FUCK IS EUROPE

>> No.30464762

>>30464208
I think so? Why? Did I fuck myself?

>> No.30464804

>>30464762
If you were, then no. If not, then that might be why you weren't fast enough.

>> No.30464852

>>30462689
>shills literally every shitty gacha they throw at her

>> No.30464861

Does the Hololive shop not ship to Europe or did I use the wrong shop?

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/account/addresses

>> No.30464888

>>30464852
Retard.

>> No.30464895
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30464895

My harmless rrat is that she's signing 4 million/anniversary merch right now instead of the birthday cards still. I have no proof but I want to believe

>> No.30464909

>>30464861
Bro Euro fags arent even allowed to sign up for their new fansite.
Take the hint already

>> No.30464932

The recording ride will never end bros....

>> No.30464942

>>30464861
Eurofags need to use Geekjack.

>> No.30464944

>>30464525
She gotten me into HER.
I already was into loli feet and cunny.

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>>30464909
God bless

>> No.30464956

>>30464852
My rrat is that she purposefully butchered that shill stream so those shitty gacha game companies are more reluctant to request for gura to shill their game in the future. My evidence is her cheeky laugh in that member post and how the sobgs that she did practice during the recent karaoke sounded great

>> No.30464971

>>30464861
Gonna have to go through geekjack or a proxy service like buyee

>> No.30464977

>>30464852
i don't see the problem

>> No.30464979

>>30464956
How new?

>> No.30465017

>>30464852
I don't mind normally since she made the Blue Archive streams alright and Gacha shit pays well. That Alice game was boring as fuck though so I don't really blame Gura for not caring about it at all

>> No.30465028

chumkek status?

>> No.30465031

>>30464852
>warns you ahead of time that the stream will be shit by labeling it as an ad
>anon still complains
tard

>> No.30465035

>>30464956
My rrat is she knew the gacha devs didn't know what they were doing based on their generic character designs, and so gave the shill stream effort it deserved. Or more likely she was just really tired because her sleep schedule was absolutely fucked due to recordings.

>> No.30465106

>>30465028
Been listening to
>>30456900
so pretty good

>> No.30465128

>>30464888
>>30465031
Stay mad
You know I'm right and Gura's "perfectionist" tendencies are just an excuse to not follow through on things.
Any real chumbud would watch Gura do literally anything no matter how low effort.

>> No.30465148

>>30465028
Sad!! GURA STREAM DOKOOOOO

>> No.30465158

Will she play the Petz Horsez game that Fauna mention on the Rust stream as an alternative for Barbie Horse Adventure?

>>30465028
Doing great.

>> No.30465165

>>30464942
>>30464971
>Geekjack
Is this really reliable? never used a proxy before.

>> No.30465167

>>30458639
so cute! and funny ToT

>> No.30465173

>>30465028
Go back.

>> No.30465204

>>30465158
>Will she play the Petz Horsez game that Fauna mention on the Rust stream as an alternative for Barbie Horse Adventure?
Why would you doubt her?

>> No.30465220

>>30465165
Geekjack will deliver your merch. But it will take FOR FUCKING EVER.

>> No.30465278

>>30465220
Like? I used to way 2-3 months from Chinese ebay stores before they put a tax on Chinese import. I don't mind waiting if it's all tracked from start to destination.

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>>30465028
Just got home from work and will proceed to look for new Gura art. Pic not related.

>> No.30465350

>>30462284
I was honestly wondering if that was actually the case too. Maybe she'll end up signing Gawr Gura on irl documents at some point now after all this signing. lol.

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>>30463137
Same desu. I don't think I'll ever get over it, unless I manage to get different signed stuff at some point.

>> No.30465494

>>30464413
>not on stream
damn what a cuck

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>>30465447
>watch every stream live, send supers and chat messages, leave comments all the time
>constantly do my reps and improve myself for her
>didn't get the signed merch by seconds because it sold out while my payment was processing
I know there isn't much more I could have done but sometimes it's hard trying not to feel that I failed as a fan because I didn't get the limited edition.

>> No.30465664

>>30465220
this. I used geekjack for first Gura bday merch because I didn't realize holo delivered to US and I got my stuff almost 3 months after most people.

>> No.30465685

>>30465613
Pay the scalper, chumbie.

>> No.30465745

>>30465685
I'm honestly considering it. Will be the first time I ever resort that. The thought alone makes me feel dirty.

On a completely unrelated and purely theoretical note, how hard would it be to scam a scalper?

>> No.30465754
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30465754

>>30465685
Already planning on it >>30464739

>> No.30465816

There are scalpers in this thread right now, say something nice to them.

>> No.30465844

>>30465816
I hope they die a painful death. And that's really saying something for me, I'm usually a pretty peaceful person.

>> No.30465886

>>30465816
>Implying I'm going to sell my 10 limited edition sets

>> No.30465912

>>30465886
That's being a hoarder, not a scalper. But still fuck you.

>> No.30465929

>>30465685
fuckin hell... Her foil holosuperexpo SP card is like $500 on ebay, it's not even signed.

>> No.30466007
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>>30465816
fuck you m8

>> No.30466008

I got the signed one. If I knew there was 10 I'll give it out to you guys. Only /ggg/ peeps, screw discord and reddit fags.

>> No.30466048

>>30465929
I kinda expect those to go down some after all the packs that got bought online during the fes actually ship. I'm not sure what any Gura signed birthday cards will go for when they do pop up but I don't expect them to be cheap.

>> No.30466064
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>>30465912
im joking i don't have a limited edition set

>> No.30466086

I'm not joking when I say I'm going to goom to goomba.

>> No.30466146

>>30466086
prove it

>> No.30466287

I feel like if Gura wrote her name wrong in every single card it would become more valuable, just like people call her Gumbo, Gombos, Goomba, Guwa etc

>> No.30466360

>>30465816
I will become a scalper because all chumbuds are my rivals for Gura's cunny.
Don't worry buddies. I will spend all the profit in akasupa.

>> No.30466399

>>30462050
>IRyS
>signed cards
What? She hasn't done any handsigns yet.

>> No.30466447
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30466447

6th time chumming to Gura today
My cock hurts and my prostate is burning but I think I can still go one more time

>> No.30466496
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>>30466447
That's kinda weak, buddy.

>> No.30466546

>>30466447
That's too much chumming. Chum responsibly for Gura.

>> No.30466591
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>>30456900
>3 hours listening on loop
God she's so cute and gentle I love her so fucking much.

>> No.30466601

>>30466447
>only 6

>> No.30466615

>>30466447
Anon stop your body can't take it....

>> No.30466647

>>30456900
That's uke fansa, you need a uke fanart for it. Real Fansa will come later.

>> No.30466664
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>>30466496
>>30466601
What's your record?

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>>30466664
Through an entire day? Probably 14+

>> No.30466747

>>30466447
chumbie stop. gura wants her shrimpies to be healthy and happy, not sex addicts

>> No.30466776
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>>30466713
jesus christ, doing 5 a day is me like doing several hours nonstop of fapping and I feel awful after that

>> No.30466812
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>>30466776
Get a higher libido

>> No.30466840

>>30466546
>>30466747
Weakbuds
ngmi

>> No.30466893

You're all going to get Erectile Dysfunction in your early 30s

>> No.30466920

>>30466747
I spend less time fapping because Gura makes me goom so hard.

>> No.30466945
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I love you Gura

>> No.30466968
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>>30466893
Too bad I'm already 33 and still rock hard right now.

>> No.30467029

>>30466893
I'm 38...

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>>30466840
When you're spending hours and hours masturbating you should consider whether it's worth it. It's not even a matter of being weak at that point, it's just a waste of time. Anyway, I'm not going to persuade anyone so fap to Gura all you like.

>> No.30467186

>>30466399
Dokomi

>> No.30467349

>>30466447
I went 7 times the other night and could have kept going.
Although at that point I was more bored than horny.

>> No.30467562
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30467562

IMPORTANT
How do you deal with Gura withdrawal symptoms?

>> No.30467685

Imagine posting in this thread when you didn't even get a limited set....
You are basically as low as a grey honestly

>> No.30467697

>>30467562
Distract yourself by doing reps.
Or masturbate.

>> No.30467696
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>>30467562
If I'm really missing her I'll watch an old vod, but that doesn't happen often.

>> No.30467815

>>30467685
i'm hoping i used up most of my back luck that night since not only did my internet start dying during the stream, so i was unable to watch it live, it stayed dead when the merch went up so i wasn't even able to attempt at getting the limited merch.
hopefully shes does it again next year

>> No.30467818

>>30467562
Play vidya while occasionally glancing here for any goob noos

>> No.30467845

>>30467562
Play vidya.

>> No.30467891

>>30467562
goom and go play vidya or watch something

>> No.30467919

>>30467818
That's basically me everyday

>> No.30467938 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.30468008

>>30467562
schizoposting

>> No.30468057

>>30462182
Unless she’s playing every instrument and doing the production by herself, the amount of time she’s been “recording” would be enough time to make a couple of double albums. A decent and practiced singer can lay down final takes for 12+ songs in less than 4 hours of recording.

So it’s either more than just songs or she’s bullshitting

>> No.30468127

>>30468057
stop being gray

>> No.30468149

>>30467562
Disassociation.

>> No.30468171

>>30468057
since when is Gura a decent and practiced singer

>> No.30468174

Gura cute?

>> No.30468196

>>30468057
Could be voice lines for game cameos, those would take a hot minute, that said she did specify singing.

>> No.30468212

>>30468149
>Dissociation
Fixed. ESL pls andstand

>> No.30468226

>>30468057
Stop being gray.

>> No.30468228
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>>30468174
The cutest.

>> No.30468231

>>30468171
since debut
>>30468174
yes

>> No.30468235
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>>30468127
Presented without comment

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>>30468174
the cutest

>> No.30468299

>>30468235
you can leave any time phoneposter

>> No.30468302
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>>30468235
Why do people post these like they prove anything?

>> No.30468336

>>30468171
Practiced as in “knows the words,” that’s the thing that most singers take time redoing takes for nowadays since pitch correction in production is ubiquitous

>> No.30468350

>>30468235
Does the higher tier have any more perks?
Also the change level option is greyed out for me for some reason.

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>> No.30468414

>>30468299
I’m on holiday abroad, you clown

>> No.30468452

>>30468414
>on vacation
>still can't stop finding reasons to seethe

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30468519

>>30467685
>tfw I warned other chumbuds to sign in and be ready and I didn't get one myself
don't make me feel worse okay...

>> No.30468525

>>30468302
I don’t want anons to see my battery life paacento

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>>30468235
pffft your opinion is worthless

>> No.30468560

>>30468235
Stop being gray

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>> No.30468566

>>30468525
It wouldn't be any less fakable if you did show it.

>> No.30468603
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30468603

I miss her...

>> No.30468669

>>30468452
Eh, it’s 2am here, I can’t sleep and no one I care about is streaming so /ggg/ it is

>> No.30468692

>>30468603
Gura scratches the itch in her cunny thinking about us missing her around now

>> No.30468711

>>30467562
Dwarf fortress patience. I suffer no symptoms. I just go on with life.

>> No.30468749

>>30467562
Play vidya. Almost done with Xenoblade 3 in time for the MonHun update tomorrow

>> No.30468765

>>30468669
go find some other girl to call a liar then loser

>> No.30468806

>>30466893
I'm well into my 30's and I still slap it 2-4 times a day full mast. My labido is unsatiable, sex sometimes doesn't calm me down either.

>> No.30468884
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30468884

You could swim through the entire ocean and never find another shark like Gura.

>> No.30468910

>>30466893
I thought I was a coomer for spankin' it to ecchi vtuber art every couple days, but clearly I'm not even close to the level of other /ggg/ posters

>> No.30468917

>>30468765
Do you find yourself being deceived often? I’m concerned that you might be easily led

>> No.30468972
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>>30468884
love me goob

>> No.30469021
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>> No.30469038
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>>30468910
Yeah, same. I can easily go several days without, although my brain never really stops thinking lewd thoughts.

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I cant stop humming sharks from imagine draggin

>> No.30469080

What kind of wedding would Gura want?

>> No.30469108
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30469108

I'll never understand why some people continue to follow someone they have no faith in.

>> No.30469116

>>30469079
Gura has good taste in music and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

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>> No.30469181

>>30469116
Agreed, I like most of the songs she sings. I've got that one people were complaining about being a tiktok song stuck in my head.

>> No.30469229
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>>30469165
How did you get this picture of me and my wife?

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>>30469229
Don't worry about it. I hope you're all behaving.

>> No.30469307

Gura's recordings at JP times are for her cameo appearance in Aquarium, Aqua's VN. She needs a manage to be awake and speak the JP lines so she can then parrot them. Do not deny my rrat, you know it to powerful.

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>>30469239
Oh nyo, guess I'll have to clean her up

>> No.30469334

>>30469239
*sluuuuuuuuurrrrrpppp*

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>> No.30469379

>>30469307
>Gura will fuck some VN tomboy
It's over

>> No.30469404

>>30469307
she has a full route and h scenes. it was very hard to get the game through switch cert

>> No.30469405

>>30467562
Art reps, vidya, vods, and gura singing. Pretty simple actually. Especially since the house hunting arc basically just made me stronger so to say.

>> No.30469411

>>30469108
There’s a difference between blind faith and skepticism, anon. I love Gura but also accept that she is probably a pathological liar

>> No.30469462

>>30469379
kronii has nothing to do with aqua

>> No.30469471
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>> No.30469474

>>30469411
Stop being gray

>> No.30469503

>>30469411
Strategical liar, not pathological.

>> No.30469523

>>30468711
is dwarf fortress actually fun or is it only good if you're really fucking autistic with those kinds of games?

>> No.30469529

>>30469411
Can you please take your trust issue baggage somewhere else?

>> No.30469540
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>>30469307
I chose to believe this narrative. I've been considering buying a Switch for the sole purpose of getting the VN actually, and Mario Kart so I can race Goob even though I'd probably suck since it's been years since I've played Mario Kart.

>> No.30469581

>>30469411
You need to work on your character more. This one is too obvious to cause any significant chaos. It's not even funny bad like some of the others do.

>> No.30469597

>>30469411
lol
lmao

>> No.30469602

>>30469474
If this is all you can say then I feel sorry for you

>> No.30469618
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30469618

Why is Gura such a brat, chumbies?

>> No.30469632

>>30469602
Stop being gray

>> No.30469650

>>30469307
Is the game even going to be translated?

>> No.30469653
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>>30469618
because it's cute

>> No.30469665

>>30469618
She wants to be corrected.

>> No.30469668 [DELETED] 

>>30469618
Bevause she's an onahole. T u T

>> No.30469669 [DELETED] 

>>30469618
She hasn't been corrected enough

>> No.30469704

>>30469618
She loves acting like one and she loves imagining frustrated chumbies correcting her.

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>>30469653
>>30469665
>>30469668
>>30469704
>>30469669
Well which one of us will be correcting her? I get many are afraid, though. So I will do it. Please don't say it.

>> No.30469779

>>30469739
Gigashrimp will correct her.

>> No.30469781

>>30469618
she loves acting like a kid

>> No.30469801

>>30469739
Why don't >we all do it? Nothing wrong with a little public use correction. T u T

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>>30469779
Yeah, me.

>> No.30469820
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Rape

>> No.30469829

if Gura loves nekopara so much why hasn't she streamed it yet?

>> No.30469878

>>30469739
It's okay anon I'm already on my way to correct her

>> No.30469908

>>30469829
She refuses to stream it unless she's allowed to do the 18+ version.

>> No.30469915

I FRICKING HATE THIS DUMB GENERAL

>> No.30469988

>>30469915
Calm down Rindo

>> No.30469993

>>30469080
nothing fancy, just an intimate setting with close family in a small church or on the beach with a live band. If it's on a Beach the color theme is blue, otherwise white.

>> No.30469997
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>>30469915
We love you, anon.

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>>30469915
R-Rindo!?? Is that you?

>> No.30470056
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>>30469915
leave, now

>> No.30470073
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>>30469997
Love me, not that anon.

>> No.30470075

>>30469915
I hate you too.

>> No.30470116

>>30457008
It's in Papa Shark's garage.

>> No.30470151
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>>30470116

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