rrat thread

[Anonymous No.]

post ur most schizo of rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>30410955
Fresh off the press

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>>30411208
Of the ones I believe:
The reason why the hololive girls take so many breaks and fuckups is due to yakuza interventions. Ever had a oshi suddenly switch up their schedule for no reason? Such as Kiara's recent fire? Yakuza. One of the bosses wanted a personal call for him and his buddies. It's not fucked up, they follow the laws. It's just a request they ask, and one that pays extremely well. Somewhere like $5k for the initial payment followed by in chat donations.
Those stream cancelations and such? The girls took the offer and are getting paid out the ass for it. It's not always the case, see Sana and her no stream-career, but if a stream ever suddenly cancels? Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

cover is an anti china psyop funded by the CIA, the ccp found out and threw them out

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>>30411208
Kson joined VshojoJP because of Rushia's termination that make Kson change her pov about Cover. She decides to create safe place for her friend if something happen to them in the future.

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>>30411208
rrats are not rrats but actually mice

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>>30411833
This i somewhat believe.
I wonder if I can convince the PLA to let me join if j watch enough hololive to get evidence

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers actually love streaming and their viewers

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>>30411208
A lot of Vtuber males do such good female voice impressions because they all at one point tried applying during female waves of vtuber auditions when male auditions weren’t a thing.

As a corollary to this, corporations force people into video interviews precisely for this reason. To filter out males who can do a good female voice impression because they don’t want males to voice female characters.

There is no reason to have a vtuber show their face at any point in the early interviewing process, and this is the only explanation that makes sense as to why they have audition prospects do it.

Yugo is the exception to this rule because of roommates prior success and nijisanji wanted to test if corpo Babinikus work.


there are plenty of males who can do convincing female voice impressions(especially in tinge JP market) and yet we’ve found none that have joined a corpo. There is an obvious bias in the process which suggest they are being filtered out.

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>>30412154
Now I'm all for humoring some fresh rrats but this is just outlandish

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>>30411208
Sana was Omega (the first one)

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>>30411208
That things are gonna be alright.

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>>30411208
the real reason schedules are often weak and streams get cancelled in EN is because the girls are just insanely entitled and lazy

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>>30412938
this isnt a rrat

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Nijisanji will reopen ID branch
There will be some graduations starting in September
A Niji-exID will be in HoloID gen 4

[Anonymous No.]

[Spoiler] Yagoo was hired by A-Chan to hide her true identity as the true CEO of cover. She actually created hololive as a way to have her own harem of broken menheras. Every night she has her way with them (yes even EN and ID, they all live and stream from Cover HQ basement, holostars get CBT every night). The resent interaction with Nodoka was only a tease from A-Chan hinting at her sexual sadist tendencies [/spoiler]

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>>30411208
Mumei was hired to prevent her from applying at nijisanjiEN, in an effort to deny niji from having a near perfect Gura clone

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>>30412991
yes anon i coaxed you, i was secretly airing my grievances by pretending they were actually secrets. you caught my sherlock.

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>>30413178
i have been thoroughly japed

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>>30413128
they missed the mark, pomu is already the gura++ edition

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A chumbud knocked up Gura at the party Mori’s sister hosted.

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>>30412154
lol

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>>30413301
it was actually a deadbeat

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>>30411208
Ollie asked for them this year to not shit on her new outfit reveal with a new EN gen. They decide to do it after this time. EN3 in another week.

[Anonymous No.]

does there exist a pastebin that compiles rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

Pink noise is a type of noise whose power spectral density (PSD) follows the curve 1/f^a (where a = 1, corresponding to a -3db/octave slope), and whose energy is equal across the frequency spectrum. Pink noise appears in many phenomena and systems including tides, electronic devices, pulsars, and EEG recordings of human brains. Thus, it has become a subject of interest among scientists and retarded hippies alike.

The article claims that the frequency spectrum of Hoshimachi Suisei's voice follows a pink noise curve on average. The author does not clearly outline his methodology, choosing only to say that he used the least squares method on the data, and that he used the entire human hearing range from 20 Hz to 20 kHz[1].

We can use the Welch averaging method to estimate PSD. Welch's method involves splitting the signal into overlapping segments and windowing them, after which a PSD estimate, or periodogram, is calculated by taking the squared magnitudes of the discrete Fourier transform on each windowed segment. This method reduces signal noise in exchange for reducing frequency resolution, producing a smoother signal. I used 2048 segments with 50% overlap, hamming windows, 4096 discrete Fourier transforms. All audio files were recorded or downloaded with the minimum standard audio sampling rate of 44.1 kHz. I opted to use the range from 300 Hz to 20 kHz as the data below 300 Hz is not necessary for this analysis.

There are two ways to fit the data gathered from the PSD estimate to the 1/f curve: linearize the data and function and use linear regression, or use nonlinear least squares regression. I never took stats, so I relied on Matlab for both of these.

y=1/x^a can be rewritten as y=x^-a, a power function. It can then be linearized as log(y) = -a*log(x). Performing linear regression with pink noise as the input consistently yields a = 1 with less than 1% error, proving that this method works. However, on the two Suisei acapella recordings, we get a ≈ 5. This is not consistent with pink noise. A Risu acapella gives a ≈ 6, and a well-recorded raw vocal gives a ≈ 5.4. Looking at the graphs, this method seems to ignore data at high frequencies.

Using nonlinear least squares regression, we can fit the data directly to 1/x^a. Fitting real pink noise to this curve consistently yields a = 1 with less than 5% error. The Suisei acapellas give a = 0.865 and a = 0.855. The Risu acapella and raw vocal give a = 0.856 and a = 0.857 respectively.

Averaging the values between the two methods does not give us anything close to a = 1. Using a larger bandwidth lowers a values from 0.85 to 0.7 for the nonlinear method, and makes no significant change for the linear method. Alternatively, we can look at the power per octave of each audio file and see that they barely resemble pink noise, except for over short, insignificant frequency ranges.

Alternatively, use your ears.

[1] J. Retard "星街すいせいの歌声スペクトル解析および1/fゆらぎの確認." https://suichyan-ha-kyoumokawaii.amebaownd.. com/posts/17805948

[Anonymous No.]

>>30413784
What the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30413784
Post the gura hypnotic siren one

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>>30413784

[Anonymous No.]

>>30413387
Yeah, me.

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>>30411208
Iron Mouse faked her illness, everyone got scammed

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>>30414135
That’s not a rrat.

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>>30414135
her illness is hypochondriasis

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>>30411208
If you are Asian living in Australia, you have 400% more chances to join hololive

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>>30411208
Chuubas don't exist.

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Gura pissed in Ame's bed during the off collab and part of the reason to go to walmart, because Kiara did mention Gura needed something, was to get Gura diapers. Fauna also noticed the diapers and began grooming Gura, hence Gura calling her "mommy" twice during the rust collab after saying it was cringe to call Fauna mommy during minecraft. Fauna is also grooming Shondo. See Shondo singing the "mama" part of bohemian rhapsody and immediately saying "I miss Fauna", but the current MDLG thing with Shondo only started around Shondo's birthday when the 2 made up.
Also Bae's dad is a unicorn like DadRyS and ships BaeRyS, so he made Bae live in a cuckshed in the yard as punishment for Bae acting like a whore on stream over the homos. Bae isn't allowed in the house except to eat, there is a baby monitor or some other listening device, as seen by her mom checking on her after she took off her what ever piece of clothes she took off and started moaning during the ring fit stream. Bae also showers now by being sprayed by Paparat with a hose in the yard and Paparat made her get braces so she wouldn't be able to suck cock.
Gura, Bae and IRyS are all virgins
Gura is sub 5 feet tall. Kiara is 5'2" and Gura had to look up to talk to her during the poptarts collab where as Kiara had to look down to talk to Gura, but not to Ina and and Gura's head was always pointing up when she was talking during the group off collab streams. Further proof is Gura said her chair was a super small size that puts her under 5 feet, she has had 3 wedgies (at least) during the dance vr, during the barfight VR with Ame and during the arm wrestling and each time her movements matched her model pretty well, vs say La+ who you can tell her eyes are where her horns are and her hands are at the ends of her sleeves or how Mori is fatter than her model. Also during the bar fight collab Ame's PoV was at neck level with the NPCs, where as Gura was like belly level and couldn't see over counters Ame could. Gura being this small is why she is into lolis, because she likes that men are interested in her body and it made her more confident, hence the bikini top and diaper when sunbathing during the off collab
Mori, Ame and Mumei are all /here/
Mumei has a piss fetish

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>>30416819
>Gura, Bae and IRyS are all virgins
I believe Gura and IRyS, but there's no way in hell Bae is
> Kiara is 5'2"
She's definitely taller than that IRL. Not 6" but a lot taller than 5'2".
>Mori, Ame and Mumei are all /here/
Yes. There might be more in HoloEN as well, and we know at least two of Tempus are. A significant number of NijiEN is too.
>Mumei has a piss fetish
She;'s be number 6 so far, if my counting is right. It's gotten to be a very common thing for women to be into.

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>>30414238
if you are european you have zero chance

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>>30416819
>La+ who you can tell her eyes are where her horns are
that does explain why her model is always looking down

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>>30414238
There are only about 30 people in Australia so I think most of the Asians there have already been in Holo.

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>>30417491
Same reason Botans model is always squinting its the way she looks at her monitor

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vtubers who use one identity for a while and/or spend lots of time streaming or doing projects start thinking of their vtuber persona as literally themselves and not a character they play. They persona starts fusing with it. An example is that a lot of second costumes vtubers pick looks like stuff out of a fashion magazine.

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Uncle Nowa is a vampire

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>>30417870
This happens to almost all entertainers and the longer they spend in the role the more they merge. Streamers have more time in character than almost any other entertainer, even the lazy ones.

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bridget thinks he is a girl because he watches finana and educated himself

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>>30411208
Here's a rrat, I'm altare :)

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>>30417272
you can go look it up online, Kiara's height is listed at 5'2". Unless it is from when she was like 15 or something, but even then she is short enough they thought she was a minor when she was at the airport trying to leave America. Ame also played dress up with her so they are close in size. Bae is 105 lbs on ring fit adventure and all the girls said Gura was smaller than Bae

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rat 1
Sana became manager. She was one of the few with actual work experience involving in big video game companies. She is also one of the few that can speak both jap and eng. Hololive is a startup company that grew way way too fast, resulting in many wrong persons at high positions. You dont need half a brain to tell how much of a mess behind the scenes are, just by looking at holostar's models, and the fact irys still havent gotten a new costume while id wave 2 are getting theirs. Sana's back hurts from carryin hololive behind the scenes. In her grad strem she repeatly asked sanalites to continue support for the rest of her gen.

rat 2
Sana already have many projects in the works in Tencent's games. Knowing antis' hate for hololive they could not risk her being both an artist for their games as well as being a holo. It was only a matter of time before antis found out(unless they already hav?idk if sana got any hate or spams). Looking at how social media easily cancels gacha artists, her bosses asked her to choose one or the other in fear of antis boycoetting their games due to her relationship with hololive.

rat3
rat1 and 2 combined. Sana agreed to stop her vtuber activities, but became a manager behind the scenes.

rat4
I cannot believe u actually read this far, please go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30411208
When mumei says she hasnt spoken to anybody all day in some of her streams i believe her
Therefore shes single

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>>30411833
>>30419595
the ccp tried to blackmail sana into being a mole in hololive by threatening her chink gacha connections. knowing it was a conflict of interest, she took one for the team

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Anya is Japanese and is actually YAGOO secret child. The entire Hololive Project is actually just a ruse so that he can support her without his wife become wiser to the whole affair. In fact, the entire country of Indonesia is only YAGOO fabrication for this ruse. All the HoloID members are actually just some random immigrant he grabbed off the street and told to pretend to be some chuuba of some fictitious country. Those bahasa you hear the "HoloID" spoke sometimes? Just some random unintelligible noise. The random Indonesian comment in chat? Just some Cover staff. Those people claiming to be Indonesian on /vt/ and other parts of the internet? Also Cover staff.
Wake up people.
You have been fooled by the greatest mastermind of them all.
YAGOD

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>>30420161
sora and anya are both his daughters from different mothers. anya's mother is indonesian

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>>30418013
If that were true Pekora would peko in real life, Luna would act like a complete wierdo, Marine would speed talk in her sultry voice, and Miko would sound/act like a preschooler cartoon character.

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hachama speaks perfect english, or fluent english rather, similar to Kiara. She went to australia for her college and she would surely get crap grades and waste a lot of money if can barely speak it. She is capable of going way beyond her hachama english and her voice prob sounds totally different since she has revealed more mature and realistic voices before. She is just pretending to be dumb, similar to her exaggerated cooking streams.

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>>30420248
>miko
Anon...I...

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>>30417870
>>30418013
If this is true, why are there stories of certain people like Ellen, being horrible off-camera?

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calliope does more than drinking. Sometimes her or certain deadbeats act talk or comment strangely.

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the reason why Hololive have ID branch and not KR,ES,EU because its join project between Indonesia and Japan.
thats why only HoloID are allowed to celebrate their country independence day

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>>30422488
Literally the only reason I have heard of Ellen is from stories of her being horrible ON camera.

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>>30422598
yeah everyone in Japan smokes the jazz cabbage

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>>30421891
100%
She talked about her host family's kids making fun of her for her poor English early on, but it stopped as she got better.
What she shows on stream wouldn't really change anyone's mind.
Also, she's noticeably better in collabs with EN members than she is solo.