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I n-need help... I drank the j-j-juice under the sink and- uuuuuuuu... My tummy hurts...
M-Mommy's outside... with the other saplings... uuuuuuu... I don't w-want to get in trouble... I'm feeling dizzy and I d-don't know what to do-uuuuuuuuu..

>> No.30216861

>>30216624
Just shove a finger down your throat and puke it out you dumb little sapling

>> No.30217066
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>>30216861
B-But m-mommy told us... uuuuuu... not to m-make messes in the the k-k-kitchen... S-She'll be... uuuuuuuuuuu...

>> No.30217291

>>30217066
If you're quick you can clean up after yourself before Fauna notices anything, now hurry!

>> No.30217436
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>>30217291
B-But- uuuuuuuuuuu... m-mommy always c-cleans up the m-m-messes... I don't know how- uuuuuuuuuuuu!

>> No.30217486
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>>30217436
I- uuuuuuuuuu! M-My tummy! It- uuuuuuu! I f-feel dizzy all over! I'm scared!

>> No.30217520
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>>30217436
>>30217486
just die man

>> No.30217637
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>>30217520
D-Die!?
N-No! I- uuuuuuu...
I- I- I NEED FAUNA! M-MOOOMMY!!!

>> No.30217775

>I unironiclly have a diaper fetish now
>Recently talking to people on discord
>Got a 2/10 tranny to pretend to be a mommy and a 3/10 austist for a daddy
This green bitch ruined my life and i love her for it

>> No.30217808

>>30217486
dont worry sapling i know how to fix you: just eat a lot of fruit and take pills.
my years of playing whos your daddy is finally paying off

>> No.30217828
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>>30217637
S-She's outside! I have to- uuuuuuuuuu! It hurts!

>> No.30217892
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>>30216624
NO, go cry quietly in the corner

>> No.30217895
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30217895

I CAN HELP YOU SAPLINGS

>> No.30217934

these are getting too sad

>> No.30217936

>>30217828
>>30217066
Go to the toilet and puke there you little shid

>> No.30217971
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30217971

>>30216624
Pictured: you in exactly 10 minutes
you should tell Mommy you love her while you have a chance. It'd make her sad if you didn't :(

>> No.30218068
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>>30217828
MOMMY! MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!

>> No.30218088

>>30217775
>calling your mom a 2/10
you're a shitty little brat...

>> No.30218113

Are saplings the lamest schizo fanbase?

>> No.30218168

>>30218113
idk but these threads aren't funny anymore

>> No.30218257

a sapling drank an entire pint of bleach under the sink while mommy was away
this is what happened to her liver

>> No.30218266

>>30218113
Please understand, OP is trying his best to be funny

>> No.30218312

>>30218068
sapling... don't you think you're going to inconvenience Mommy if you bother her now? When she's spending time with all the well-behaved saplings? Do you think you deserve to be selfish after you drank her expensive cleaning supplies?

>> No.30218334
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30218334

I DON'T LIKE SEEING CUTE PEOPLE IN PAIN I ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH ON /jp/ WITH THE YUKKURI ABUSE I WILL NOT TOLERATE SAPLING HARM! HEALING BEAM, PEEEWWWW! *bleach poisoning vanishes*

>> No.30218341
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30218341

while these threads are not funny anymore, i still find them cute and entertaining thank you, keep em coming saplings

>> No.30218347

>>30218257
Yeah she partied too hard after another parasite finally removed from her life.

>> No.30218372

>>30217895
>namefag

>> No.30218437
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30218437

SAPLINGS IF YOU WANNA GET DRUNK WE SQUIRRELS ARE GREAT AT CLIMBING GO CHUG DOWN ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT! WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU DARLINGS

>> No.30218519
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30218519

Don't worry sapling I'll take care of you

>> No.30218673

>>30217934
If by sad you mean pathetic the attempt to be funny, then yes. If you mean the story itself, that's also correct, I just wish a story about Fauna being a good mother for the saplings, something a little more positive.

>> No.30218705
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>>30218068
dont worry little sapling, your mommy called the ambulance and now we're going to pump all the bad stuff out of your tummy
it's gonna be a rough couple nights, so make sure to never drink the stuff under the sink again!

>> No.30218709
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30218709

its ok little sapling... I'm a doctor... why don't you hop on up to the table and tell me whats wrong?

>> No.30218737
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>>30218068
I- I CAN'T REACH THE D-DOOR HANDLE! M-M-MOOOOMMMMYYYY-UUUUUUUUUU!!!
>"Okay, little saplings! Who wants a Capri-Sun and lemonade?"
>"Me!" "Me me me!" "Can I have some mommy!" "Thank you Fau-Fau!" "I love you mommy!"
>"Tee-hee! My, how well behaved you all are! My cute little saplings!"

>> No.30218866

>>30218341
>cute and entertaining thank you
I'm not sure I'd qualify a mock-story about a kid drinking bleach and dying from it particularly cute or entertaining.

>> No.30218872
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30218872

>>30218737
M-Mommy can't hear me!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*sniffle*
/vt/! WHAT DO I DO-UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.30218946
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>>30218872
>>30218705
anon you took fucking forever, we already advanced the storyline to its completion, sapling even got a choco-taco for being so brave

>> No.30219038

>>30218946
>Everyone comes up creative ideas
>Saplingposter takes forever just to railroad them along
I hope this dude isn't a DM

>> No.30219044

>>30218866
Hello zoomer

>> No.30219190

The only thing left to do is die. Goodbye sapling.

>> No.30219191
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30219191

Why you got to make everything weird

>> No.30219211
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>>30218872
I D-DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-UUUUUU! I'M SCAAAAAARED!

>>30218946
B-BUT I WANT A CHOCCY TACO- *hrk* UUUUUUUUUUUU!

>>30219038
I'M TRYING MY B-BEST! I JUST WANT M-MOMMY!

>> No.30219276

>>30219211
Does your mommy have her cellphone on her? or maybe one of the other saplings? why don't you try calling them?

>> No.30219277

>>30218872
Vomit already. I feel like fauna would be more upset over a corpse in her house than the minor amount of vomit a sapling can produce

>> No.30219289

>>30216624
Vomit all out, in mommy's mouth

>> No.30219294

Throw something and break the window little sapling

>> No.30219315
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>>30218705
Hello sapling.

>> No.30219329
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>>30219211
just neutralize the poison with your space marine gland
>>30219315
go away morbi

>> No.30219384

>>30219211
you're just stalling for time until someone says something like "haha little sapling let me suck the poison out thrugh your penis" or some shit aren't you? weirdo pervert sapling...

>> No.30219456

Remember how mommy said to drink all your juice? Finish your juice and the pain will go away.

>> No.30219466

>>30219044
I'm in my 30s. Point out the part that's supposed to be cute or funny.

>> No.30219672
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>>30219211
>>30219276
I- I CAN'T REACH TH-TH-THE PHONE ON THE COUNTER! AND MOMMY SAID WE C-CAN'T HAVE PHONES B-BECAUSE OF SQUIRRELS!

>>30219277
I DON'T KNOW HOW! UUUUUUUUUUU! I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS B-BECAUSE MOMMY... SHE'LL... SHE'LL... SHE'LL HATE ME-UUUUUUUUU!!!

>>30219329
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE W-WORD MEEAAAAAAN! I- I FEEL DIZZY! UUUUUUUUUUU!

>>30219384
M-MOMMY TOLD US TO STAY AWAY FROM P-PEOPLE WHO WANT OUR NO-NO PLACES!

>>30219456
*sniffle*
W-Will that really make me f-feel better- UUUUUUUUU! A-Alright! I'll g-get the juice!

>> No.30219745

>>30219329
unfortunately the sapling gene seed is missing the preomnor

>> No.30219827

>It's gonna finish the juice
RIP little sapling

>> No.30219857

>>30216624
The fuck's wrong with you saplings?
You better hope Fauna is not /here/, cause she would cringe, this shit's embarrassing.

>> No.30219914
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>>30219672
O-Okay... I got the j-juice... If... If I finish this, I'll feel b-better?
*glug glug glug*
uuuuu! I-It's so icky! M-My eyes hurt! I can't- UUUUUUU! I can't breathe!
I- Is it working!?
...

>> No.30219983

>>30219914
Just a little more, you are a good sapling, almost there! Make Fauna proud!

>> No.30219986

>>30219914
Welp, you're dead now.

>> No.30219998

>>30219914
You need to drink bleach not drain cleaner you moron

>> No.30220041
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30220041

>>30219914
*BLEUGH*
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! MOOOOOMMYYYYYYY!!! UUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.30220059

>>30218866
reddit post

>> No.30220078

>>30220041
hey you vomited. feeling better now champ

>> No.30220098

>>30219857
There's not a single good fanbase on this board so why are you complaining about this? This is atleast somewhat creative and fun.

>> No.30220113
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>>30220078
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.30220123

>>30216624
Does Fauna grow a new sapling directly out of a sapling corpse?

>> No.30220155

>>30219857
I think these threads are good to gatekeep normies away from Fauna. More mommy for me!

>> No.30220163
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30220163

>railroading this hard
this campaign sucks, lets go to my house. my mom got mozzarella sticks and we can play goldeneye on my n64

>> No.30220176

>>30220123
usually yeah, but this one is too toxic. It'll just go in the dumpster unfortunately...

>> No.30220188
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>>30217934
>>30218673
I like them

>> No.30220237

>>30220163
Ok, but only if you tell Jacob to stop playing as Oddjob!

>> No.30220248

>>30220098
>somewhat creative
It would be if we didn't had 20 of these already. It always ends with the kid dying or getting raped by Risu /wide Fauna

>> No.30220268
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>>30220041
I MADE A MEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! MOMMY'S GONNA HATE ME-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>30220176
I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DUMPSTEEEEER! I WANT MOOOMMMMYYYY!!!

>> No.30220272

Mods please delete this stealth ryona thread

>> No.30220358

>>30220268
>I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DUMPSTEEEEER!
you sound like it's a natural development...

>> No.30220386

>>30220163
Yeah this thread is lame. It's just an anon talking to himself.
Can I be player 1? I don't want the cheap controller again.

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>>30220268

>> No.30220575

risuposter where are you they wanna RP with you again, theyre starting to miss you just like they miss mommy

>> No.30220701
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30220701

>>30220268
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>"Tag! You're it!"
>"Ahahaha! You got me! Hey, did you hear something?"
>"I dunno... Did one of us get hurt?"
>"...If we go to check, then we might miss ring-around-the-rosie with Fau-Fau..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Tag! You're it!"
>"Aww! Ahaha!"

>> No.30220817
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30220817

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME SAD

>> No.30220825

>>30220268
Get paper towels and wet them with hot water and mix it with soap. Use those to clean up the vomit and after that get air freshener to max the smell and if fauna notices then blame another sapling. Also get rid of the vomit smell in your mouth. If you don’t follow my instructions then I’ll head over to your house and pay fauna to let me rape you.

>> No.30220865

>>30220701
what cute little saplings... why I've nearly forgotten about the dumb naughty sapling who killed himself by breaking the rules.. can we follow these well-behaved good kids instead?

>> No.30220914
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30220914

OP is a faggot who just wants his depression/ryona fix but can't get away with cutting himself in 2022. He got a happy ending and railroaded away from it to pretend to suicide while everyone cheered.
The fact that mods haven't pruned this shit is a travesty.

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>>30220575
IVE BEEN HERE NOBODY ANSWERED ME! SAPLINGS DO YOU NEED MY HELP I CAN GET YOU LOT DRUNK

>> No.30221078

>OP railroads and only makes passing acknowledgements towards the audience
>Eventually ignores them altogether
This is turning into homestuck...

>> No.30221222

>>30220701
Time to die idiot, rest in piss. Also Fauna could hear you the whole time, she just didn't care because she never loved you.

>> No.30221242

>>30221078
I hear that while it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.

>> No.30221248
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>>30221222
This thread got real mean.

>> No.30221353
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>>30220701
I- M-My head f-feels spinny... uuuuuuuuuuu...

>>30220817
I'm... sad... m-mommy? I miss... Fau... na...

>>30220825
P-Paper towel? W-Water? O-Okay. I- I p-poured water a-and soap and p-paper towel on it... It's s-still there... A-Air fresh'ner smell.. I... It smells like pennies... Mommy having guest over?

>>30220921
I can't... drink more... uuuuuuuuu... No... more j-juice... Squirrel?

>>30221222
N-Noooooo... F-F-Fauna.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

>> No.30221494

>>30221353
Aww are you feeling light headed? Squirrel thinks you should take a nice nap in a comfy bed.

>> No.30221592
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30221592

>>30221353
>>30221494
Wow, I did just as you said and it really did the trick! Mommy said I slept for 13 hours! She was sad that I got sick, but she's just happy that I'm feeling better! Tomorrow we're all going for a picnic since I've been cooped up inside for the last two days!

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30221628

CURRENTLY BEST THREAD ON THIS BOARD

>> No.30221641

>>30221592
good end

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