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29716728 No.29716728 [Reply] [Original]

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted too
And I get real frustrated, and its like
And I try hard to do it and take my time earn up some bucks and send a supa
And it just doesn't work out the way I want it too
It's like I concentrate on it real hard but it just doesn't work out
And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always some vtuber there going
Hey Anon: You know Ame's been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately
You know, maybe you get away, and like maybe you should post on /vt/ about it,
You'll feel a lot better
And I go: No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out
Just leave me alone I'll figure it out
You know I'll just work it on myself,

And Ame goes: Well you know if you want to improve yourself I'll be here, you just need to supa you know?
And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it, so why don't you talk about it
And I go: No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself
And they just keep reposting me and they just keep reposting me
And it builds up inside
So you're gonna be Ametutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you improve yourself

I'M NOT CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY - AMETUTION

They stuck me in an Ametution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about Ame
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: ANON! ANON!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're improving yourself!
And I go: No mom I'm not improving myself I'm okay, I was just thinking about Ame you know,
Why don't you get me a unarchived Armando karaoke?
And she goes: No you're improving yourself!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking about Ame
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're improving yourself! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me an unarchived Armando karaoke, please
All I want is an unarchived Armando karaoke, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was an unarchived Armando karaoke, just one unarchived Armando karaoke, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just an unarchived Armando karaoke
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'M NOT CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY - AMETUTION

They stuck me in an Ametution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in
And they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Anon, we need to talk to you
And I go: Okay what's the matter?
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt Ame,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need to improve yourself
And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How do you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to YOU corpo channels, I went to YOUR streams,
I went to your Ametutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead

I'M NOT CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE CRAZY - AMETUTION
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY - AMETUTION

They stuck me in an Ametution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a watamelon anyway

>> No.29717194

You probably killed a thread knowing nobody is gonna read this….

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>>29717194

>> No.29719782

I got the reference and chuckled to myself OP

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>>29716728
Worst fanbase making their reputation. Poor deadbeats who were under you guys one day. Disgusting.

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>>29716728
I can't believe (Fan name here) has sunk so low. I used to think they were cool but not anymore. I'm a (Other fan name here) now.

>> No.29722883

>>29716728
I chortled

>> No.29723007

>>29716728
90% of this board is too young for this reference

>> No.29723479

>>29717194
Can confirm, I didn't read it either. It doesn't activate my almonds with well thought out philosophical musings.

>> No.29723531

>>29716728
>expressmyanalglands.png
b-bubba?

>> No.29723580

Is that a suicidal tendencies reference?

>> No.29723709

>>29716728
Fucking kek
Good job OP

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>>29719782
>>29722883
>>29723709
Glad it was well received by some people.
>>29723580
>>29723007
Yes, it is. How can I appeal to the zoomers?

>> No.29725635

>>29725479
Maybe a NOFX parody? Are they popular with the kids these days?

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