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/hag/ Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:12:39 2022 No.29597702 [Reply] [Original]

Previous thread: >>29378938

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:26:11 2022 No.29598545 How would your favorite hag react if they found out (you) masturbated to them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:32:52 2022 No.29598943 >>29598545 >Botan She would probably laugh at me for masturbating to them, which would make my dick harder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:52:05 2022 No.29599923 File: 1.53 MB, 960x960, 1659185951545103.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598545 She's currently masturbating to that thought

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:54:13 2022 No.29600064 File: 8 KB, 183x275, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29599923

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:56:20 2022 No.29600158 File: 43 KB, 622x709, 1647887231339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29599923 holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:05:22 2022 No.29600628 >>29599940 >Hololive_Botan_wedding_3 What happened to 1 and 2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:06:34 2022 No.29600689 what does /hag/ mean? Elder vtubers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:10:49 2022 No.29600917 File: 3.08 MB, 2744x2055, sex.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598545 i have no idea how she'd react to a horny watamate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:13:16 2022 No.29601052 >>29599923 That outfit got nipple bumps on it. She knows exactly what she wanted with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:25:09 2022 No.29601700 >Marine, Sora and AZKi sang the Rayearth OP I fucking love hags

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:26:54 2022 No.29601805 >>29598545 She will drag me to the watermelon room alive...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:31:41 2022 No.29602049 File: 594 KB, 714x1000, hololive botan wedding 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29600628 I have four, actually. Being married sounds nice, except blowjobs would be a nightmare with her coarse lion tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:33:14 2022 No.29602128 >>29602049 >except blowjobs would be a nightmare with her coarse lion tongue. Anon her blowjobs are the best because of her coarse lion tongue

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:33:52 2022 No.29602168 File: 163 KB, 1074x1200, 1657768381742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my aunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:41:29 2022 No.29602588 >>29602128 i would shatter, i would have no power, she would absolutely dominate me and i would have to follow her every word

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:50:16 2022 No.29603061 Thinking that Botan's roommate is 35+ makes my dick really hard even if she has children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:50:41 2022 No.29603085 >>29602588 That sounds like a you problem, don't feel too ashamed, I would love to have Botan look after me

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:04:07 2022 No.29603784
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>>29602128
You're a braver man than I to have something evolved for stripping flesh from bone touch your dick. I'm 3.5 inches, I need to keep what little I have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:15:03 2022 No.29604329 >>29602168 Can we fucking not?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:19:22 2022 No.29604542
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>>29604329
Can we not what? Gatekeep hags who objectively meets requirements and fit them even better than some
>honorary hags
just because of unconfirmed rrats and /r9k/ retardation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:27:08 2022 No.29604894 File: 186 KB, 535x680, hololive reine lingerie 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting hagerie in hopes of avoiding this timeloop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:35:21 2022 No.29605291 File: 371 KB, 736x900, 1658998246058496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to not bite the bait and report for trolling

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:46:02 2022 No.29605829 File: 285 KB, 1500x2100, angy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:47:13 2022 No.29605894 >>29604894 Lmao she is 20 years old or like that, literally child,not interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:49:56 2022 No.29606009 File: 120 KB, 1200x630, 1816347081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29605829 God I love Mio

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:14:18 2022 No.29607230 I want my hag to deny me the right to cum at porn and only cum at her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:22:38 2022 No.29607601 File: 987 KB, 1162x1816, hololive mio lingerie 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29605829 >angy Why is she mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:27:12 2022 No.29607819 >>29607601 not enough sniffing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:31:09 2022 No.29608024 >>29601052 Her member stream after live make me cum like 10 times

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:59:50 2022 No.29609409 File: 1.58 MB, 1191x1684, FY40MshaIAAazy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:06:21 2022 No.29609729 File: 189 KB, 1920x1080, hololive mio 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29607819 Do wolfgirls even have anal scent glands or are they glandless like primates?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:11:32 2022 No.29610060

>>29598545
Botan
>*laughs*
>"after all, it cannot be helped."
>"so anyway, check this out" *starts nerding out about the latest motherboard*

Mio
>giggles in embarrassment, momentarily flirts with a simple "ohh~, is that so?", but can't stop giggling again

Aki
>"that's healthy, isn't it? are you looking after your hygiene? good boy."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:18:49 2022 No.29610562 File: 61 KB, 336x561, PolUndercover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598545

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:28:56 2022 No.29611187 File: 281 KB, 1200x1855, __nina_kosaka_nijisanji_and_1_more_drawn_by_saane__85d500f1cfde6e6e46c0d4c3aa710487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:48:40 2022 No.29612450 File: 1.23 MB, 1129x1594, FY4cFRpVsAIIut0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tourists and tribal faggots shitting up the board What are all these janitors for when they do fuck all to ban those spamming retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:35:04 2022 No.29615226 >>29608024 What did she do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:55:50 2022 No.29616485 File: 586 KB, 533x899, ShishiPol9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:43:25 2022 No.29619856 >>29604542 Your hags don't meet the requirement of not being a feminist roastie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:45:36 2022 No.29619994 File: 1.54 MB, 1500x2047, 1654450326630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mind me just posting my wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:47:59 2022 No.29620136 >>29609729 they are glanded and musky

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:48:30 2022 No.29620182 >>29619856 This. I don't care about whoring but feminism is where I draw the line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:49:14 2022 No.29620240 File: 21 KB, 600x800, soy57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29597702

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:51:01 2022 No.29620372 File: 370 KB, 1450x2048, 1656180618143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29619994 did i make this post?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:11:11 2022 No.29621664 >>29620182 i know i'm on 4chan but this is the dumbest thing i've read all week. god forbid a woman wants women to have equal rights

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:17:47 2022 No.29622076 >>29599923 this christmas I'm going commit a miracle by beaming my seed into Senchou's first post-hagdom egg all from the energy I gained from her 3D live

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:19:52 2022 No.29622210 File: 2.91 MB, 2480x3508, PolSeifuku7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:19:59 2022 No.29622217 >>29621664 you don't want to have this discussion anon, let's just talk about cute mature women pretending to be anime girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:22:45 2022 No.29622364 File: 1.67 MB, 1273x1800, hololive polka 111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29619994 Breed jestah. >but Polka is our friend! Breed jestah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:33:41 2022 No.29622945 File: 186 KB, 526x358, ZainTWIH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29622364 >Breed jestah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:35:52 2022 No.29623068 File: 2.22 MB, 1418x2006, 1645174405806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i need more hag feet, give me your best

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:48:29 2022 No.29623777 File: 496 KB, 1384x1956, hololive polka 66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29623068 I only have the one you just posted and this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:14:49 2022 No.29625213 File: 2.99 MB, 2000x3000, __hakui_koyori_hololive_drawn_by_miaoema__a693d12bb5c6b58e8cfc9f9f3187189a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29623068 https://files.catbox.moe/5n6wrh.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:17:15 2022 No.29625345 File: 476 KB, 1920x1080, __shishiro_botan_and_tower_knight_hololive_and_2_more_drawn_by_dean__0656cb46b44fb1b4d2b5fecfb1e08901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29623068

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:22:28 2022 No.29625669 File: 208 KB, 1029x1454, PoruFure28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29623068

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:23:39 2022 No.29625742 File: 306 KB, 850x1500, PolFeet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:56:30 2022 No.29627619 File: 2.36 MB, 1920x1080, azki.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:57:45 2022 No.29627689 File: 103 KB, 759x900, 1646138385357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:37:01 2022 No.29630143 >>29627689 What the fuck is that?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:46:36 2022 No.29630799
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>>29621664
Yeah sure buddy. The equal right to be dicked by 50 men and still wanting to be treated as a princess. You obviously havent watched her previous roommate. She's pretty psycho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:16:45 2022 No.29634126 >>29619856 >>29620182 >>29630799 Proof or you're all triple niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:09:38 2022 No.29642259 File: 690 KB, 610x701, PolUnimpressed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:03:00 2022 No.29651416 File: 361 KB, 1271x713, 1659218632985043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >displays her eggs in your path

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:30:53 2022 No.29654163

>>29598545
>Tenma
would scold me and beat my ass while calling me disgusting
>Reine
would probably look at me in disgust before dispatching special forces to dispose of me in the watermelon room, might even kill me herself
>Mint
Would probably have different reactions depending on if she was drunk and/or high

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:32:22 2022 No.29654288 File: 466 KB, 1050x1200, hololive mio 60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29651416 She'll have to move my fat wolf out of the way first (impossible, is too fat).

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:40:53 2022 No.29654961 [DELETED]

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Decided to look for more art of Lui-nee on her Twitter art hashtag for the first time in over a month. I immediately regretted it. Several images were of her looking like a literal man. Then I found whatever the FUCK this is and closed it out. Why do so many faggots have to gravitate towards Hololive?
https://twitter.com/CyclonicCircuit/status/1551887923720900609

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:42:59 2022 No.29655120 >>29604329 >>29622217 too late anons, the flames have been fueled and these niggers are far too persistent, they'll keep coming back and random tourists will gain ammo for pointless shit stirring. it's /vt/, no thread is safe from retards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:44:46 2022 No.29655270 File: 1.51 MB, 1692x1608, 1655362322407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29597702 I've fallen for cunny lately. I'm sorry hagbros.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:44:52 2022 No.29655281 >>29654961 It's twitter anon, that place has always been a block down from tumblr and deviant art type of people. Always use pixiv and other image searching sites for yielding better results

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:46:21 2022 No.29655395 >>29605894 That's a hag for an indonesian though.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:47:11 2022 No.29655464

>>29598545
>Foob
"Oh really anon" followed by her being a smug fuck and teasing me. She'd also be pissed.
>Koyo
She would clam up and blush red. I could see her not wanting to talk to me for a while.
>Patra
"Fufufu that's understandable, you should e just asked me instead idiot."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:58:57 2022 No.29656414 File: 2.73 MB, 1280x720, 1645114879183.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29599923 Why do I get the feeling that Aki taught her that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:05:39 2022 No.29656914 File: 130 KB, 488x488, 1637786386700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29656414 she's got a special place in me. The way this hag moves makes me primal. Where's that other gif of her lying down in 3D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:34:52 2022 No.29659572 File: 2.61 MB, 1447x2047, 1641952922712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:38:23 2022 No.29659900 File: 1009 KB, 3623x6066, hololive fubuki wedding 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:46:04 2022 No.29660520 >>29630143 It's from her AI: Rhe Somnuim Files streams

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:13:52 2022 No.29662754 File: 112 KB, 850x1034, hololive botan 581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:40:13 2022 No.29664827 File: 159 KB, 1311x936, hololive mio and fubuki 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:57:35 2022 No.29666675 File: 250 KB, 574x574, 1654249274970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I must save every hag before their dusty wombs dry up! I WON'T LET YOUR WISH DIE ABE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:00:02 2022 No.29666912 File: 411 KB, 1523x2031, 1642404835573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking a picture of my wife!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:05:38 2022 No.29667406 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, Botan (0).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The face a hag makes when she notices your boner

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:06:52 2022 No.29667509 File: 75 KB, 549x719, 1631368588634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29667406

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:07:29 2022 No.29667565 >>29667406 When a hag thinks she isn't attractive anymore but you poke her with your fully erect dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:07:38 2022 No.29667577 File: 2.60 MB, 850x1202, 1623717208383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Circus Hag doing song endurance for the Million https://youtu.be/1CSuzzpl3Cc https://youtu.be/1CSuzzpl3Cc

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:12:02 2022 No.29667966 File: 854 KB, 3404x4096, FYsKUnTagAEkEdn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:14:39 2022 No.29668182 File: 2.93 MB, 502x878, nui gacha hype.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29667406

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:22:32 2022 No.29668859 >>29651416 I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT FOR ABE BROS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:24:48 2022 No.29669039 >>29668859 Make him proud, anon...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:40:11 2022 No.29670281 File: 203 KB, 351x342, hololive mio sad 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29667406 Pretty sure she'd look more like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:42:06 2022 No.29670466 >>29670281 Most marriages end due to lack of intimacy, anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:45:37 2022 No.29670739 File: 3.10 MB, 3069x4093, 1657976636145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29623068

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:54:17 2022 No.29671467 File: 415 KB, 2118x2299, 1656076033207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29667577 Only 500 subs left before she stops bros...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:55:08 2022 No.29671546 File: 286 KB, 1460x1757, hololive mio pubes 24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29670466 Wait, is Mio even a size queen? Like Choco, her standards seem to be more about moral character, in which case I'm even more screwed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:58:03 2022 No.29671778 >>29667509 source for this image?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:01:58 2022 No.29672126 >>29671546 I meant that most marriages end from lack of attraction to your partner and having an erection just from their presences is the opposite of that. Also Choco seems to want complete freedom despite being in a committed relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:05:05 2022 No.29672397 >>29671778 Don't even know where the image I just posted comes from, which is obviously cropped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:05:14 2022 No.29672411 File: 1.08 MB, 640x1036, 1634996808678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29671778 https://youtu.be/-ErrCgryGAc?t=88

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:05:46 2022 No.29672466 >>29671546 Choco's standars are ''let's fuck but without the responsability of being in a relationship''

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:07:20 2022 No.29672608 File: 2.45 MB, 1920x1080, 1613068217629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29672397 Hold on, you weren't the one who posted that...I was...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:18:18 2022 No.29673471 File: 595 KB, 3398x2006, 1650181600978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Polpol

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:28:16 2022 No.29674280
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>>29672608
I was talking about the cropped Mio lewd.
I couldn't find it by the way, though I did find one that was very similar.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96953472

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:29:26 2022 No.29674371 File: 60 KB, 354x640, 1659040877136755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful anons. It's dangerous out there

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:31:52 2022 No.29674538 File: 614 KB, 961x757, hololive polka meme 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29674371 I'm going to bed, will she die if I accidentally roll onto her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:38:55 2022 No.29675054 File: 1.13 MB, 4096x2896, 1657908883791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29674538 It would be very painfull

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:45:20 2022 No.29675493 File: 1.53 MB, 2000x1500, 1628011555096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29675054 I would not want that to happen...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:01:45 2022 No.29676587 >>29671546 I spy with my little eye something hairy down there-y.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:03:09 2022 No.29676669 >>29598545 Flare >Well, it cannot be helped, but don't forget to lock the door next time...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:19:04 2022 No.29677649 File: 234 KB, 1240x1754, 1634642435197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:21:06 2022 No.29677796 File: 2.85 MB, 2700x4600, 96241196_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hagbros, Noel doesn't count as a hag right? Just an onee san?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:17:39 2022 No.29681191 >>29667577 She did it man!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:49:28 2022 No.29682829 >>29672466 That sounds like what roastie will definitely say...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:50:57 2022 No.29685154 File: 280 KB, 2125x1771, E0rlsr8UUAAAvib.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There need to be more Botan Pol streams.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:38:45 2022 No.29687014 File: 344 KB, 1273x1056, Botan (850).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:45:54 2022 No.29687260 File: 448 KB, 2048x1495, FYapLWragAM524e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29677796 She's barely a cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:48:09 2022 No.29687340 >>29687260 onee san it is then

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 10:56:10 2022 No.29690145 File: 109 KB, 850x1207, lion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 12:02:25 2022 No.29693341 File: 999 KB, 2113x4064, FY-9ZLCVsAEVftP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 13:15:20 2022 No.29696567 File: 221 KB, 1341x1920, hololive botan 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bright eyed and bushy tailed hag. >>29676587 I can't find the original, I'm certain it's glorious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 14:10:39 2022 No.29698693 File: 213 KB, 850x1202, 99cd9dcc56d7203b497e4855df34d620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 14:20:49 2022 No.29699073 File: 301 KB, 715x900, 1653388427296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29659900 foobooty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 14:30:23 2022 No.29699522 I think it's cute how so many vtubers are also furries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 15:08:50 2022 No.29701597 File: 235 KB, 1181x1748, FUalCR4aIAMhySR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:02:31 2022 No.29704423 File: 347 KB, 1583x1264, 1657745621681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:11:07 2022 No.29704839 >>29682829 She wants to get married but live separately to have her "freedom". It is no wonder she is single and desperate. As soon as any guy hears that they are not going to stick around.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:24:11 2022 No.29705517
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Wonder what would she ask for her million milestone (hope it's a daki). Botan asked for merch, Not sure what Wamy asked for, but Nene is the only one who haven't reach the millio.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:35:21 2022 No.29706067 >>29610060 > starts nerding out about the latest motherboard A-Anon stop, I can only get so hard...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:55:10 2022 No.29707169 >>29704839 Who can save her then...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:08:58 2022 No.29708074 File: 645 KB, 1448x2048, ShishiPolSpies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29685154 Agree, they've had some good ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:09:38 2022 No.29708123 >>29706067 Botan shames you for having a low end cpu/gpu, calls you a filthy simp for having a wallpaper/oppai mousepad/desk mat of her

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:27:22 2022 No.29709454
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Finally started working on the team for VTL3. I need funny names for the new members, if you have any ideas please post it. Also if you have one image that would make a good portrait for the players also post it.
We also need new sounds for the SoundExport so post any clip of your favourite hag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:29:46 2022 No.29709621 File: 218 KB, 2116x1355, 1657929761289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29709454 >Asks for names >Forgots to write the players who need it I'm retarded. The players are: Koyori Marine Toko Ange Amiya ABE will be ''Have Sex and Reproduce''

>>	Caretaker Sun Jul 31 17:32:44 2022 No.29709818 File: 613 KB, 634x898, 1654889136353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29709454 >>29709621 The two Golden players are Mio and Botan and Lui and Pochi are the silver ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:37:42 2022 No.29710149 >>29709621 Marine - something wants to go Captain Sex for some retarded reason but it doesn't fit the /hag/ vibe though Also with "Have Sex and Reproduce" are we going to keep it being regular ABE or going with it being a THEY LIVE Alien head?

>>	Caretaker Sun Jul 31 17:45:51 2022 No.29710697 File: 3.38 MB, 400x300, 1653586188962.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29710149 I was thinking on just using a regular ABE model, can't decide if he should be a GK or having him in the forward

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:51:14 2022 No.29711035 >>29709621 Koyori - "High Energy Hag"? "Hag Energy"? because her hectic streaming schedule? Marine - "Become Hag" or "Cake to Hag" Ange - "NTR Hag" Don't know enough about Toko nor Amiya to suggest names.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:59:11 2022 No.29711567 File: 923 KB, 3504x1784, FY-Kw2EacAAiDQe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friend's feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:09:09 2022 No.29712289 >>29709621 me on the right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:37:13 2022 No.29713734 File: 39 KB, 591x252, Real shota readers....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598545 That's her plan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:46:38 2022 No.29714251 >>29599923 >That hand hover THICC THIGHS

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:46:51 2022 No.29714263

>>29711035
Maybe for Toko “Comfy Hag” or “Chill Hag” cause her streams are often soothing (currently addicted to powerwash simulator), and her zatsudans are low energy talk over coffee type sessions
Possibly even “Kansai Hag” due to her thick Kansai accent but Ange talks in Kansai dialect occassionally so that might not work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:49:59 2022 No.29714432 >>29696567 Shame. Pubic hair is based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:52:15 2022 No.29714529 File: 131 KB, 850x1759, PolLewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29705517 Bet you good money it won't be a daki. I'd wager either a figure, or something special for PoLDen episode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:54:00 2022 No.29714630 >>29714251 makes since if she has a bigger butt then her model

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:07:48 2022 No.29715276
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>>29709621
I don't really know how naming works in VTL, but here's my take:
Koyori - Motor Mouth
Marine - Horny Swashbuckler
Toko - Calming Predator
Ange - Girly Tomboy
Amiya - Spider Mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:30:32 2022 No.29716452 File: 166 KB, 950x1654, c56f682dd140a0a42e781dc8fcd4f095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29713734 Man, no other woman triggers my inner saviourfag as hard as Pochi does. Open the fucking borders Kishida, I will save her and her eggs.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:58:05 2022 No.29717784 >>29716452 It scares me how behind all of her tweets she's screaming for help, her life is sleeping, hospital and udon. Where the f are her friends and family for a bit of support?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 23:41:20 2022 No.29729665 >>29709621 >Koyori Mayo Enjoyer >Marine "I'M HORNY" is a classic that never goes wrong >Toko Songstress Dog >Ange Alchemist's Daughter >Amiya Spidermama

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:28:46 2022 No.29732664 File: 390 KB, 1500x1500, 6904870C-7794-499D-A2F9-1675E2DEF039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you guys feel about giving a hag a punishment spanking? I want to spank pochi with a slipper for over working herself so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:37:47 2022 No.29733300 File: 163 KB, 1020x1473, 1648939666261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29732664 If it's a hag, I am opposed to it. Hags need to bend me over their lap and give me a punishment spanking, though. I've been a very bad boy.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:51:30 2022 No.29734252

>>29732664
Pochi's punishment is to take her away from the computer, bring her to bed with you and cuddle her all night til she falls asleep cuddling in your arms and you can feel the slow steady rhythm of her breath make her chest rise and fall. Let her sleep in and bring her breakfast in bed. Don't let her near the computer the rest of the day either

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:54:06 2022 No.29734430 >>29733300 But that’s part of the appeal to me hags are overconfident and think they are way to old to be spanked and that’s when it hits them

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 01:52:11 2022 No.29738285 >>29734252 Fuck you that made me emotional, I want to do this, I really do. Why is life so cruel? I will find a way to make this true.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 02:39:26 2022 No.29741471 I don't get how you people can make sure these vtubers are actually old enough to be hags

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 02:56:17 2022 No.29742788 >>29741471 reps. Simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:46:50 2022 No.29746223 >>29610060 Botan >You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away. Mio >You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away. Aki >You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:55:32 2022 No.29746867 File: 136 KB, 850x1202, __ookami_mio_hololive_drawn_by_xiaodong327399__sample-772766d2d87281c814b9f1f831fa0900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29746223 hang in there champ, hope things work out for you.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 04:29:15 2022 No.29749389 >>29717784 She talks a lot about her family sending her food and stuff. She seems to have a positive relation with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 04:38:17 2022 No.29750154 >>29708123 ANON STOP MY DICK WILL EXPLODE

Caretaker Mon Aug 1 04:42:16 2022 No.29750456
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Kinda offtopic but Hagfriends can you help me with this one? Is there any place where I could read People's conversation? I want my hag gf but I really dont know how to talk with strangers. After asking her job or career I have nothing more to say

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 04:45:07 2022 No.29750670
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>>29655270
I am the opposite. I was worried I was becoming a chumbud for a bit there but Noel made me realize my monkey brain still works right. Then Marine's bday made me remember why she will always be number one in my heart... then I got drunk to deal with knowing I can never have her.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:24:23 2022 No.29753559

>>29750456
If you can fake confidence enough, you can literally just tell the truth. Saying you want to talk to her because you think she's (X) and then say you don't know what to talk about because you don't know enough about her. That flatters her, establishes your confidence which women adore, and instantly sets her up to talk about herself, something women also adore. It also lets you get to know her better. Also, this is a conversation we're having now, which you struck up just fine on your own. You problems are most likely nerves, lack of confidence, and lack of information on her interests which as I just said can work for you instead of against you.
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:30:21 2022 No.29753922

>>29750456
Do you mean walking up to a stranger randomly and trying to befriend them to potentially pursue a romantic relationship in the future? It's very situational. It can be extremely awkward if some random guy comes up to you when you're just chilling out at the doctor's office or something, waiting for your appointment. Only approach her if you have a genuine topic she might be interested in. Maybe she has a pin of a game you like on her purse. Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:31:30 2022 No.29753991 >>29750456 As a way to apology for the offtopic blogpost I let this Botan who lost a bet in a csgo Knife only fight and is getting corrected https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100152847

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:32:50 2022 No.29754066 >>29753991 I genuinely wonder if I'm the only guy who very strongly prefers the pubic hair to be shaved.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:34:39 2022 No.29754166
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>>29753922
Was thinking specially in date apps or social apps. Most people get to know throught Instagram nowadays, It just that my lack of experience left me with absolutely no idea of what people say in general. It's like trying to talk another languague that you don't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:35:42 2022 No.29754215 File: 1.05 MB, 1373x1021, Botan (98).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29753991 I don't like to see my oshi in this situation :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:36:15 2022 No.29754248 File: 479 KB, 1341x2080, 1657285798932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29754066 In this thread? Probably. But well to each their own. I like all kind of women. From clean shaved to forrest, from cunny to hag, from skeleton to architecture

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:36:34 2022 No.29754280
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>>29754166
>date apps
What the fuck are you doing to yourself? It's extremely unlikely anything will come from that. Go socialize in real life. At least then you'll have a basis to bond with an attractive hag you meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:37:35 2022 No.29754368 File: 689 KB, 1200x847, 1646999684304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29754215 How about this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:37:38 2022 No.29754370 >>29754166 >date apps or social apps You won't find a good hag on those anon, those are filled to the brim with bitter roasties who'll suck your soul out and nag the shit out of you at all times. Find hags in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:38:36 2022 No.29754438 >>29754370 >the wild So you're telling him to head out and go cougar hunting. That's a very dangerous venture, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:40:01 2022 No.29754577 >>29754368 What did she do to deserve this?

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:40:33 2022 No.29754613
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>>29754280
I want to have sex casually too. Of course I wont search for my other half in those apps. Also where to go to meet people? I have friends but I made them in HG so I really dont know where adults talk to strangers now. I guess doing cosplay in a Con is a good way

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:41:59 2022 No.29754717 >>29754577 She was always way too confident and always felt in control. That needed to be fixed.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:43:13 2022 No.29754797
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>>29754438
>>29754613
I can assure you it is much safer than wading through something like Tinder. You'll legit catch something from those places. Easily the best way to do it is to try signing up for various things like cooking classes, dance classes, massage classes etc. Things that tend to have women in them so you can both learn a skill to make yourself more interesting and meet them at the same time.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:44:10 2022 No.29754867

>>29754613
Cons and such are good places, yeah. You'll often meet people through hobbies or jobs. Although I really don't recommend the latter, since it can cause a whole landslide of issues. Most of my friend group are people who I met playing games and I clicked with. All my relationships have come from people I met at cons or online (we actually met up).

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:47:37 2022 No.29755090 File: 3.36 MB, 2894x4093, FY9BWhYagAAvOE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gb2/adv/, i dont wanna read this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:48:34 2022 No.29755148 >>29754717 You know, they are hotter and better ways to give her correction...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:48:43 2022 No.29755161 File: 336 KB, 1906x1650, 1658135147992568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for your advices anons. Now to the usual posting

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:49:06 2022 No.29755187

>>29754066
nah you aren't, I'd prefer shaved as well (we're just rare and don't speak about it over the majority). Even after I got into hags, I still prefer some type of shaving down there compared to the full garden bush that anons love here. The look and feel just doesn't sit right with me
>>29755090
imagine telling people there that your taste in hags that you're shooting for is based on older women larping as anime girls kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:49:09 2022 No.29755191 File: 232 KB, 1280x1810, 1649020435345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29755090 I have no idea what you said at the start there, but we support our fellow haglovers here. We all want a hag wife and know the struggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:51:29 2022 No.29755347 >>29755161 Me on the left

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:51:50 2022 No.29755372

>>29755161
i haven't responded yet but I don't think you'd want to try dating apps. Filled to the brim with saturated empty shells of women relying on algorithms and the internet to magically waft out their soulmate. Shit like that is why the "casual sex" you mentioned exists. A decent hag you'd find wouldn't endorse hopping around like that and would definitely play for keeps. As for where to look out in the real world, I'm just as lost as you, I'm long convinced that the people I'd want are holed up just like me, only going outside when they need to

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:51:52 2022 No.29755376
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>>29755161
That image makes me regret giving you advice.
>>29755187
Yeah, I've always hated pubic hair on women. I've come to associate shaved pubes with a woman who takes care of herself. It's not even necessarily a hygiene thing. It just shows the woman is putting in plenty of effort on her body to make it as appealing as possible and isn't the kind to let herself go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:52:09 2022 No.29755393 File: 704 KB, 1000x2039, FZDIANPagAA57xR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:52:21 2022 No.29755416 File: 392 KB, 1400x1980, 1636781341046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29754166 >Dating apps Being terminally online is the source of your woes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:53:13 2022 No.29755475 File: 226 KB, 783x857, 1642920716944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29755191 >I have no idea what you said at the start there how new

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:53:53 2022 No.29755515 File: 57 KB, 714x565, WHYCANTTHISBEME.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While posting on this thread, I glanced at Twitter and just so happened to encounter this greentext in the wild. Why can't I have a hag wife, Anons? I want this to be me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:54:31 2022 No.29755561 >>29755376 I hadn't looked at the image that anon posted until you said something, Good god >>29755475 based on how formally he's been typing, I smelled newfag from a mile away kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:55:48 2022 No.29755649 File: 240 KB, 1150x1229, 1657918797920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29755416 It's not like I get matches anyway haha...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:56:04 2022 No.29755660 >>29755561 Not a newfag by any means. This is just how I type. Not even trying to type formally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:58:40 2022 No.29755826 File: 718 KB, 2480x4093, FX6mZHraQAAjNYA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just b urself my sister married her tinder date and they are very happy, thats all i know about it lets post and look at beautiful hagchuuba now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 05:59:57 2022 No.29755899 File: 219 KB, 1448x2048, Botan (91).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29755826 best advice

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:02:06 2022 No.29756062 File: 24 KB, 424x424, 1644100265765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29755899 >filename i kneel

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:02:32 2022 No.29756092
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I love hags, but I don't think I could ever truly date one. Or anyone for that matter. My heart has been stolen by Takane Lui. I love her more than anything and want to be with her so fucking badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:04:14 2022 No.29756198 File: 1.14 MB, 395x395, 1658523154872970.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29756092 You better do your nihongo reps and travel to japan then

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:04:21 2022 No.29756206 >>29598545 Koyo would act embarrassed but find it funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:05:14 2022 No.29756271 >>29755826 Yeah but Tinder men aren't the same as Tinder women. I don't wanna call your sister a whore but..

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:05:24 2022 No.29756293 >>29756198 >travel to Japan 1) Japan still isn't letting the vast majority of people in. 2) I don't know where Lui-nee lives. And even if I did, I refuse to be a creepy stalker, no matter how much I love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:06:52 2022 No.29756398 >>29756293 is the covid restrictions still a thing? I swear this should have been over a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:07:33 2022 No.29756440 >>29756398 They've loosened the restrictions, but they're still pretty strict.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:22:33 2022 No.29757415
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>>29754797
Out of these cooking would be the best. It is a great everyday life skill that everyone will appreciate you being proficient at it. Learning it also wont give off the air of desperation like being a lone dude in a dance class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:26:52 2022 No.29757670 >>29756198 THose fucking hips

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:44:23 2022 No.29758621 File: 444 KB, 930x1200, 100154565_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww damn fullsize just slightly too big

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 06:55:07 2022 No.29759138

>>29756293
You can enter if you get a job there. Or a scholarship. I'm planning to aply to one in 2 years.
Dont need to be a creepy stalker just do your reps, get the idea of which area she lives and pray forna random encounter. Never mention you're her fan or do smth related as a hobby. How do you think artists have dates or get a partner?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 07:03:14 2022 No.29759480 >>29759138 Scholarship is out of the picture for me so what jobs are the best for me to get in Japan?

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 07:08:57 2022 No.29759728
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>>29759480
The IT industry is pretty international, I'm trying to enter with that. Still cant decide what speciality tho. You can always be an English teacher or another languague too

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 07:18:34 2022 No.29760111 >>29759728 The IT industry is what i'm thinking on moving to as well, though I remember my computer science teacher treating me like complete utter dogshit which made me perform pretty badly in school (I still did good but I could've gotten better)

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 07:22:55 2022 No.29760315
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>>29759728
edx.org senpai
>put on the programmer socks
>optional but you can fork over about~ish $150 +/- for a verified cert from [SCHOOL]
>get to coding
>brag about how you took classes from harvard or whatever
worst case scenario you lie out your ass about how it only took you $125 or whatever out of pocket since you lucked your way into a scholarship for that course

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 07:23:46 2022 No.29760352

>>29760111
The IT industry is full of memejobs as well. So search a little about all the different areas of IT. For example SCRUM is literally be the person between the programmers and the executives. Don't need IT knowledge just need to be social and gold at talking

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Anonymous Mon Aug 1 08:49:42 2022 No.29763897
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bros, I need to meet my hag wife. what can I do to learn Japanese? I know hiragana and katakana, with the bare minimum of grammar/kanji/vocab, but that's it.

What's the ideal way to go about learning from here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 09:05:33 2022 No.29764418 >>29763897 >what can I do to learn Japanese? read Tatsumoto's guide to japanese: tatsumoto.neocities.org

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 12:17:05 2022 No.29770721 >>29768480 fuu-tan... beautiful...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 12:35:47 2022 No.29771651 >>29759138 >pray for a random encounter What are the odds, really? All that would happen is I'd never find her and I'd get depressed. Just gotta get used to a parasocial relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 13:21:11 2022 No.29774128 File: 405 KB, 880x1209, d2a79fd5721cb0708e48bb21fb0d1828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 14:00:33 2022 No.29775883 >>29738863 >2M subs That’s a lot of hagchads

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 14:01:44 2022 No.29775940 File: 180 KB, 1000x1592, 1641015319031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ever seen a hag dance under the moonlight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 14:34:35 2022 No.29777512 File: 1012 KB, 2315x3274, 1656119637743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 15:09:03 2022 No.29779079 File: 598 KB, 2140x2560, 1644165639414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 15:40:31 2022 No.29780679 File: 288 KB, 1394x2094, 1657458838649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29771651 I mean Koopa's bf was her fan. So It's possible. Make it happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 16:16:56 2022 No.29782836 >>29780679 That just enters into weird and not cool territory for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 16:18:52 2022 No.29782956 >>29780679 >koopa Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 16:57:13 2022 No.29785242 File: 1.88 MB, 1808x1220, 52b1f4062cc054fc5eb160ecc067a4bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag stock.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 16:58:52 2022 No.29785347

>>29759480
I'm training to be an airline pilot, everyone in the industry I've talked to strongly recommends no breaks between finishing training and spanking out hours until fully qualified, but I've been dead set on applying for the JET program (unrelated to flying) for years now, and now that I've finally finished my degree this will be the year I apply. It does mean not flying for at least a year but gotta get those contacts made and relationships started sooner rather than later, I'm about to be a hag myself. Need hag2t2kvg wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 16:59:01 2022 No.29785353 >>29782836 They're both happy now and she finally has someone to support her with her sickness, so it's good

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 17:21:28 2022 No.29786680

>>29785347
JET is one of the better ones, just don’t get into Interac or any eikaiwa schools, those can suck the soul out of you
You may be placed through JET in the countryside (inaka) over a city though so expect some slightly rural life, may not be very many hag options depending on which area you get placed
Positives are you can always try your luck in the HUB bars in the city nearest you which is where the westerner loving hags often gather

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 17:23:11 2022 No.29786795 >>29754368 Oh god this is so hot, please tell me there's a continuation

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 17:27:05 2022 No.29787030 >>29786795 Haven't a clue. I found it posted in the Botan thread ages ago. This is my kink though, so I'd love you to share it if you find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 18:03:45 2022 No.29789228 File: 287 KB, 1448x2048, 1632941720985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 18:38:22 2022 No.29791475 File: 800 KB, 2480x3508, 1629601195198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 18:45:59 2022 No.29791962
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>>29709818
Ok let me know what you think about theses
Koyori : Potion Seller or Mayo Enjoyer
Marine : Horny Swashbuckler or IM HORNY
Toko : Calming Predator
Ange : Hag Alchemist
Amiya : Spidermama

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 18:47:02 2022 No.29792032 File: 2.40 MB, 1850x3290, illust_99396858_20220630_123550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29791962 Forgot to post as caretaker but well

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 19:22:21 2022 No.29794181 File: 2.48 MB, 2000x1500, c6a8721dc5680f86a91496cef861063d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 19:32:35 2022 No.29794718 File: 298 KB, 1873x1324, PolDangerous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 19:37:09 2022 No.29794934 >>29794181 I miss this outfit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 20:09:00 2022 No.29796542 File: 717 KB, 2076x4096, 1633499627835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 20:13:22 2022 No.29796774
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>>29794934
I thought I would miss it more myself, but the redesign came out to be pure sex too. Especially the garter belts. More chubas need to have garter belts. Flare's much happier with it too and seeing my oshi happy makes me happy.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 23:25:12 2022 No.29808638 >>29687014 I always laughed at goslings but because of Botan I slowly start to understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:15:45 2022 No.29812332 File: 303 KB, 2048x2048, 1632895680631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:31:33 2022 No.29813591 File: 443 KB, 1800x3100, 1657638644181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:08:45 2022 No.29816319 File: 518 KB, 1624x2048, 1655603659987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:24:51 2022 No.29821411 File: 2.62 MB, 2900x3700, 1634145985731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:08:50 2022 No.29824674 File: 291 KB, 565x830, 1631933508399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:21:54 2022 No.29825845 File: 1.91 MB, 2894x4093, FZH2DmPaQAA1yKJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/liiiura/status/1554295371211350016?s=20&t=uDsn4BCTUlV4yIv9lyXu5g

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:56:59 2022 No.29828679 File: 840 KB, 2700x3300, 1631997427516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:36:08 2022 No.29831573 File: 835 KB, 1490x2048, 1636347810370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:14:43 2022 No.29833969 File: 769 KB, 2039x2894, 1629098000965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:16:05 2022 No.29834058 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x1500, Botan (638).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine an alternate universe where our favourite hags are gosling over us in a general called /ymg/ Young men general (any man younger than 35)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:54:59 2022 No.29836246 File: 2.15 MB, 1835x1600, 1639191384067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 and with this I'll say goodnight haggots.....sleeping on a hopeless dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:15:58 2022 No.29837274 File: 146 KB, 1365x759, 1657956287641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 My oshi is already a Gosling in this universe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:26:54 2022 No.29837816 File: 311 KB, 1051x1743, 5ad9cf37be0f6c6c7dbb9f24d368e7ec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 >any man younger than 35 Even in fictional alternate realities I can't get any female attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:41:47 2022 No.29838496 File: 232 KB, 736x476, 1641407822049.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 >638 senpai are you mentally ok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:48:19 2022 No.29838811 File: 35 KB, 626x191, HGames (1.7).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29838496 I think I am mentally fine for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:35:52 2022 No.29840927 File: 2.84 MB, 1440x1920, 100064091_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Flare

>>	Caretaker Tue Aug 2 08:15:08 2022 No.29842268 File: 3.70 MB, 510x510, 1653077282408.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Decide the future of Abe

>>	Caretaker Tue Aug 2 08:18:06 2022 No.29842370 File: 241 KB, 1862x2004, 1658226664025249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29842268 I.. forgot to put the link... Maybe I shouldn't been doing this at 5am Anyways VOTE https://poal.me/4b46re

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 08:28:05 2022 No.29842679 >>29625345 I really hate this picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 08:36:23 2022 No.29842958 File: 586 KB, 1045x794, botan confuse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29842679 why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 08:39:20 2022 No.29843059 >>29625345 I really love this picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 08:50:03 2022 No.29843423 >>29625345 im gonna have sexual thoughts about that picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 09:02:41 2022 No.29843863 File: 90 KB, 1200x615, e44cdynt1ge61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 so, not me then...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 09:04:12 2022 No.29843913 >>29602049 If she loves you, she'll wear protection on her tongue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 09:21:57 2022 No.29844512 File: 3.70 MB, 3113x3508, 1647725499835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29834058 I like to imagine them regularly reading /hag/ during their meetups and bragging about who's lusted more by their overseas fans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 09:29:19 2022 No.29844717 >>29842958 The PS5 controller is wrong, artist obviously mirrored the image last minute because he realized body to toe going left to right is more appealing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 09:37:17 2022 No.29844923 >>29844717 i just want you to know i hate you now

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 10:39:34 2022 No.29846805 File: 143 KB, 925x2047, 1635033018252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 10:46:30 2022 No.29847063 >>29844512 The idea of Botan, Mio and Polka giggling and laughing at us for lusting over them makes me blush

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 11:34:28 2022 No.29848545 File: 508 KB, 2048x1536, 1655239136672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29844512 You think they are posting in their discord about wishing the country to be opened up?

Anonymous Tue Aug 2 11:51:59 2022 No.29849137
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>>29848545
no
im too busy living in my delusions of them all casually chatting with each other about how they want to reverse gangbang me while playing monhun

needless to say im happy in my mental health

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 13:03:28 2022 No.29851997 File: 32 KB, 161x204, 1648805751279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flare is lurking somewhere, I know she is

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 13:21:40 2022 No.29852786 File: 140 KB, 700x1244, Botan (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 13:58:03 2022 No.29854428 File: 258 KB, 2048x1349, 1651681144300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 14:29:37 2022 No.29855972 File: 1.78 MB, 1488x2105, 1652978538957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29851997 Hopefully that somewhere is my bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 14:39:14 2022 No.29856472 File: 255 KB, 1450x2048, FZAWntUaAAYvAiM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to lick every square inch of the boomer pirate's body

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 14:59:09 2022 No.29857529 File: 402 KB, 1451x2048, Botan (276).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29808638 I have been in your shoes before anon, I envy pre-2020 me that used to laugh at gosling shitposts..

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 15:26:16 2022 No.29858924 File: 536 KB, 1988x2048, 1654163928539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:01:02 2022 No.29860727 File: 1.23 MB, 4096x2891, 1642102786381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:09:42 2022 No.29861223 File: 3.78 MB, 1870x4283, Xv7wmuP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I present you a hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:17:39 2022 No.29861637 >>29857529 >”haha look at these idolfags, simping over this vtuber thing” Sex hag lioness appears >”Goddamn I want her to sit on my face, make me into an SSRB!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:20:47 2022 No.29861816 File: 112 KB, 797x1128, d53400d9935100ff670f1cd3d36af1a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29861223 Bunny girl hags? Bunny girl hags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:28:36 2022 No.29862281 File: 1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 91537529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:37:19 2022 No.29862756 Back in the days when i first started living alone my mother did warn me about older women. >They know how to catch a guy and never let go, be careful around them. Now i understand what she was talking about but it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:52:03 2022 No.29863563 File: 1.14 MB, 3391x2867, 1652532533680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29862756 What would they do, give your mother grandchildren she hoped for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:57:56 2022 No.29863897 File: 671 KB, 2400x3945, 1659096736299167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 17:10:27 2022 No.29864717 >>29598545 Okay but more importantly, how would your favorite hag react if they found out (you) masturbated to them AND they decided to “help you out a little”?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 17:15:58 2022 No.29865136 >>29864717 cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 17:45:52 2022 No.29867315 >>29864717 Reciprocate her goodwill with give her a hand too

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:02:02 2022 No.29868514 >>29867315 While reciting how much you love her, want to marry her and give her the family she deserves

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:07:15 2022 No.29868928 File: 241 KB, 1414x2000, 1637362202375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598545 >Masturbating to your wife when you could creampie me instead! You're unbelievable! >That's it, you're getting CORRECTED!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:15:08 2022 No.29869449 >>29868928 Getting dommed by your wife is just the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:15:28 2022 No.29869468 >>29834058 Then i'd be just as screwed as i am now because i'm 40 >>29861816 >navel window I'm ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:16:56 2022 No.29869564 >>29869449 Based

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