Hiring someone to cosplay as oshii

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Anyone ever thought about hiring someone to cosplay as your oshii and wither date or fuck them

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>>29235908
>3dpd
yuck

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>>29235908
you mean like those jav videos where someone fucks a girl in hololive cosplay? yeah I considered it

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>>29235908
No. That sounds empty, hollow and unfulfilling.

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>>29235908
Please don't use a picture of my oshii

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>>29235908
no I'm not mentally handicapped

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I do it all the time. I double wrap the condoms though. Do keep in mind you're gonna need to furnish the outfit.

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>>29235908
Please use a picture of my oshi

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I wish big/corpo chuubas' RMs cosplayed as their virtual selves...

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We had a Suianon in the /trash/ thread. But I heard they vanished.

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Aquanon...

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>>29237154
Yeah, going on a date or fucking. I considered it too but don't know where to start

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>>29235908
You can pay a prostitute for that. Looking a weeb prostitute would be a needle in a haystack tho. Finding a gf would be much easier instead.

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>>29235908

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>>29240507
ojisans have got it fucking made I swear.

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>>29237951
>>29239094
Anon you forgot your meds again

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>>29240507
And how do we know that's not just yagoo in a dress?

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Pretend I am Suisei

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>>29235908
Does anyone have the screenshot of the guy who asked someone on Fiverr to pretend like they were Aqua speaking english

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>>29240909
what?

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>>29235908
One of the first posts I ever saw on here was a guy that wanted to fuck Marine's roommate while wearing VR and looking at Marine lol
This sounds like the way to go

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>>29240909
this was in the vt funny thread check it out

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>>29240507
Even if this was yagoo, I would still pay the big bucks for suitan... guess it's time to go to Japan and fulfill the late abe's mission

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>>29241117
This is the one, thanks boss

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>>29235908
some love hotels will let you buy cosplay from room service, they can also recommend hookers. I'd be SHOCKED if the cosplay didnt include vtuber shit by this point.
I dont know, my oshi has horns and I dont think they'd work IRL, plus the hooker wont have her voice and mannerisms.
I'd just ask the hooker to cosplay C.C or haruhi instead

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>>29240507
isn't she a "no sex" prostitute though
like she'll pee on you and masturbate for you but you don't get to fuck her

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>>29235908
Well, I did do something similar by making her cosplay Utaha from Saekano and it was one of the best fuck I've ever had.

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>>29244992
>like she'll pee on you
That's all that matters.

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>>29239281
Anon I hate to tell you this but that isn't.... feasible for most of the girls body types to put it a nice way.

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>>29244992
yea thats most of the high end cosplay prostitutes in jp...the might give you a footjob or handjob but you arent fucking them.

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>>29245439
lol let anon think all his chubbas are busty thiccc 50-60kg chubbas with fat anime titties

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>>29240507
I-is there a pricetag somewhere?

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>>29245455
You can, but it's all under the table stuff.

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how come suisei is the most fuckable hololive

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>>29245630
Flat and hairy.

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>>29235908

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>>29235908
The moguyacht

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>>29245042
>her
Your oshi?

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>>29245610
presumably you've just got to get an appointment with her, then look not creepy and shove truckloads on money in her face

i'd seriously consider paying a few thousand to fly to japan just to have sex with this woman in that suisei cosplay

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>>29235908
No, that sounds sad and creepy

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Seriously?
It sound cringe but fun at the same time.
Obviously is not like truly engage with the actor behind the avatar. Suipiss it's unique and not replicable. That's another thing entirely but it will fun nonetheless if do it with the correct mindset.

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>>29244992
Even if she is no sex, she is hot enough for me to enjoy just jerking it. I bet tho that at the right price you could get sex

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>>29245844
Certifiably false. You can replicate Suisei's piss as long as you force the cosplayer to eat the proper diet.

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>>29240069
>going on a date with someone in cosplay
I don't know, sounds pretty embarrassing

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>>29245603
I got onto JP call girl twitter one day
$160 for 90 minutes, girl had 50k followers to

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>>29246134
That's why you cosplay with her.

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>>29235908
get your girlfriend to do it oh wait..

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>>29246196
If I got some nip to cosplay haachama I def would cosplay as a haaton for fun just so I could take funny pictures like us eating dinner together or pushing her in a swing.

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>>29245994
Idk, I think it's also a matter of hormones but I'm not an expert. I want to believe, anyway. Let's some anon try to repeat the "suipiss experiment" but with a proper female this time, lol

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>>29246163
Do they accept ugly bastards

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>>29246379
anon it's a bisuness
they accept people who pay
according to some hosts I watch the clients are mostly guys in their 70s

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>>29235908
No, I’m poor. I also don’t think I would ever want to fuck my oshi while she was in cosplay as the vtuber unless she suggested it.
I’m in love with the voice actress, OP. Cartoons are 2D and are just too flat for me.

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>>29246433
Recommendations anon

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>>29246433
Well duh. In japan the only people with time and money are dudes in their 70s. It's like most of the rest of the world, young people either don't need whores, don't have money, or don't have time.

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>>29246542
My browser had her pages saved
http://www.ppnex.jp/pc/girl_1234/
https://twitter.com/Karin_petitfour/

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>>29245672
Yeah... I literally went and bought the rest of that set after seeing that image. As the young kids say, I'm horrifyingly 'down bad' for Suisei.

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>>29235908
Finding someone actually hot is hard th

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>>29247321
Same anon, us suisex worshippers remain hidden from suisei while we support her

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>>29247614
I don't want to stay hidden. I want to force her to acknowledge me and our kid.

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>>29247321
Any more lewd cosplay sets like this one?

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>>29235908
that's cheating

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>>29250230
If you're going to use that logic, then frankly my dear my oshi really should start putting out or stop being angry that I'm getting my jollies off elsewhere.

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>>29248800
not quite a set but there's this

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>>29250673
Yeah, yuzuya. I don't know if she sells naughty cosplay sets on the side or it's just marketing for her... well, no matter the way I twist it, this sounds like an insult - her hooker job.

I've looked around before but couldn't find anything, but then again, I know enough Japanese to maybe converse with a toddler.

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>>29250673
>>29250887
Does she have a twitter or something? I may be interested on her... services

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>>29251119
Not that I know of. A damn shame.

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>>29251119
Ah, here. Found it in a reddit post, courtesy of someone else presumably very interested in her.

http://anihiro.net/sp/girls/detail.php?id=1

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>>29235908
I just play Koikatsu for that desu

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>>29254364
It's just not the same as physical skinship.

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>>29250119
https://www.osakamotion.net/search/videos?search_query=aliceholic13

recommended Towa and Kanata one

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>>29250673
>that fauna cosplay
HOLY SEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>29252899
also this one
https://yzy-mycos.sakura.ne.jp/

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>>29255042
I saw those when I bought her Suisei set. She's pretty good, I just hope she makes a video in the Suisei outfit too because I will be on it in a flash.

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>>29255202

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>>29255277
i remembered she post both her normal sui costume and SoloLive costume once too.

Still no video yet...

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>>29245674
>femboy
>actress
I swear, nijis and vshojos have brought in so many mentally ill twitter trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

But what would Suisei think?

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>>29257137
Where'd she post that?

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>>29261634
Nvm, the video set on the side just needs to be opened with VLC. I was using Media Player and there wasn't any fucking video.

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>>29235908
Meanwhile

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>>29235908
Do you guys really find them sexual?
Choco is the closest one to me in that part.
I don't even get hard from Danchou or Senchou.

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>>29261870
>Do you guys really find them sexual?
Unbelievably so.
>Choco is the closest one to me in that part.
She's quite hot too. Sexiest part of her though is how perverted she is.
>Danchou/Senchou
Both meh

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>>29244992
iirc selling penetration is illegal in japan so you'd have to do it secretly

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>>29261870
Some are so sex in both hag and cunny of the spectrum doujins are too tame to depict how much i wanna sex them.
I'm not even a suifag but suisei does shits to me that can give both my heart and dick erection at the same time i don't know how she does it.
The absolute sex ones contrast with the absolute not sex ones which I couldn't for the life of me even imagine naked, like Luna, Ayame or Nene, not that they aren't sex more like they do not appeal to me at all in this department, they cute tho

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I don't want to fuck someone dressed like my oshi I want to fuck my oshi
then marry her and live the rest of my life with her

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>>29262903
you can't though, gotta settle for less

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>>29263207
That's quitter talk

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>>29263255
They don't exist, anon. Closest you'll get is paying a hooker to dress like them.

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>>29247321
Seeeex

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>>29235908
Who would willingly cosplay as Shion and then go through with my with to replicate her personality to an absolute point while we have sex.

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>>29265126
I have seen many ladies with anime figures but they are already taken

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>>29265558
I'm sure there's a few willing to cosplay as Shion. The personality thing might be tough, but there's probably a few girls in Japan who'd do it
Just gotta learn Japanese, find them, and throw enough money that they're willing to look past your gaijin status and their own body's sovereignty to let you stick it in them

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>>29265126
What if you fly to japan and stalk them?

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>>29265714
They exist in the virtual world.

Believe it or not, having sex with Christian Bale is not at all the same thing as having sex with Patrick Bateman

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>>29265766
What if you make them dress like their avatar and use the avatar's voice? It's basically the same thing. The majority of them aren't really doing that much acting at this point anyway.

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>>29265682
This gives me hope. Thank you anon
What if I needed the authentic cunny experience though. Would there be willing Japanese girls then?

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>>29265856
Yeah that could work, but you've picked the most difficult path of all here

>>29265869
>What if I needed the authentic cunny experience though.
I'm sure somewhere on the dark web you can find something to suit your needs, just don't report back with your findings because I sure don't want to hear about it

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>>29266055

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looks like 4chan's dead again

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How much are you willing to pay

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>>29247321
MUUUUH

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>>29267955
In the low four digits for a hooker like yuzuyu.

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>>29250673
>>29267955
For her, there is no limit. Wonder though since here in the states the cost are around 300/hr with everything. Most imagine since she is early 20s, and cosplay it's much higher

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>>29261768
Vietnamese, so guessing this is in Vietnam?

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>>29268383
Easily worth it IF she agrees to fuck. If she refuses penetration due to legality and won't consider the poophole loophole, then she can get herself a cab back home

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>>29268383
>>29268350
I was more asking for me to do it cos im strapped for cash

>>29247321
The full thing's on exhentai if im not wrong

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>>29269018
Just match the prices on that website

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There was a long thread that got moved to r9k about an anon who's mom was concerned for his love of Gura. She gave him like 1000 euros to bang a hooker in the red light district. We told him to get a gura costume for her. I don't know what ever happened fuckin jannies

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>>29270529
figure out yourself https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68860064/

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>>29269018
Yyyep, sure is. The vids aren't, though. I never thought to check Exhentai when even kemono didn't have it.

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>>29271204
IIRC it's also on ehentai

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Well as much fun as it would be just remember thats money that could be going to your Oshii instead. I dont think I could do that

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>>29271339
She's not going to lose any sleep over it, and I sure wouldn't. My happiness is more important than hers, after all.

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>>29271330
Know of any place to watch the full-length Towa vid she's got?

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>>29271670
I wish. The images have the name though. Just type it on Google or something.

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>>29235990
FPBP

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>>29245357
>ringo enthusiast

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>>29241117
Is there mp3 of this. Asking for a friend.

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>>29241117
What a fucking legend. Really wish I knew who he hired.

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>>29268671
>poophole loophole
It was already listed on the website of her workplace that yuzuyu doesn't accept anal

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>>29268671
Tough luck then she is not okay with anal

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>>29272546
Wonder how much money it'd take under the table to lube her nethers up for a good pounding

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>>29272546
Looking at the sight they offer sex, bbj, 69 and some other stuff. Which anons want to fund my flight(500/800 usd), so that I can book yzy and report back to you guys

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>>29274198
if i had the the cash and the time i'd be going there myself

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>>29262356
This was true last time I checked. It's why soaplands exists.

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>>29263207
My oshi is Mikeneko I WILL marry that beautiful kindhearted menhera

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>>29274198
Can you speak nihongo? The store is only accepting gaijins that can speak nihongo

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>>29262356
I think the place she worked at is quite a well established one, I doubt they would want to risk their reputation over some non regulars or non vvip guests

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>>29276601
Don't fucking do this to me anon, don't crush my hopes.

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>>29262496
>I'm not even a suifag but suisei does shits to me that can give both my heart and dick erection at the same time i don't know how she does it.
Yeah, long before I was even aware of Suisex memes I thought she was easily the most erotic vtuber. She has the charisma of a sexually experienced elegant lady, like a powerful courtesan. Her body too is sexy in an graceful way. She isn't some sad correction bait or a vulgar tittymonster, instead her form is slender and subtle - a true beauty for a true gentleman with an eye for class. You could say that she is like a modern Cleopatra, I say that she's a living goddess without parallel in history.

t. Marine's Husband

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>>29277237
>ichimin
Go back before Marine got mad because you are lusting over a younger woman

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>>29276170
日本語がわかります、JPL N4のレバルに勉虚しました。たぶん、それがいいのかな

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>>29279620
NTA but no idea what this says so sounds to me like you're ready to get laid

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>>29237723
This
I would've started considering suicide after it from the realization

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>>29280700
it's only empty and hollow if you think of it as betrayal or look for some emotional gain in it

my oshi's physical appearance is separate from her personality in my head, i'd totally be able to fuck a cosplayer and not feel bad about it

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>>29280102
大丈夫アニキ、日本のパラダイス行きましょ!素股とかフェラとかやる

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>>29237723
>No. That sounds empty, hollow and unfulfilling.
Gonna have to agree with this anon right here. It would lessen the desire.

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>>29237951
>Please don't use a picture of my oshii
Too late

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>>29244992
Abe you should have let me in when you had the chance.. She wouldn't be able to resist this bwc

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>>29269018
If you're a girl and can pull this off how do you not have a BF?
If you're a guy, fuck off.

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>>29279620
>N4
Sorry sir our store only accept gaijins with N1 certificates

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>>29281311
That said what if it "accidentally" slip in during sumata

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>>29281742
That's one uppity store given most Japanese wouldn't pass an N1 test

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>>29281835
Who started this shitty meme?
N1 is where you start being "okay" at Japanese, still far away from fluency

[Anonymous No.]

So this is /vt/ in current year.
Huh.

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>>29282054
Leagues better than the rest of the board.

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>>29281835
Sir do you expect a gaijin at /vt/ to know their store minimum requirement of JP reps for gaijins?
Just tell them you're N69 I'm sure they will accept
You can always call them first to make sure what is the requirement for gaijins

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>>29282121
I like the atmosphere, but 3dpd will always remain 3dpd to me.
I'd much prefer a /meat/ thread to ...this.

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>>29277237
Agreed, classy designs are far and in between. I sometimes wonder who these artists try to pander to.

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>>29282279
Oh, you're one of those types. Well, to each their own. Have a good one.

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Thank god I'm Finnish and not a westerner. If I just level up my Japanese a bit more, no one will realize I'm a gaijin.

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>>29262356
Nah, they have weird and specific definitions of "sex" over there. Anything short of out right penetration (blowjobs, handjobs, paizuri, dry humping, etc.) generally gets a pass unless it also breaks public decency standards, whatever that means. That's how businesses like soap lands, pink salons, delivery health, and those photo/cosplay agencies where you can grope and grind on the models can operate openly. Also they have jk variants, just fyi.

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>>29282610
>Finnish
Oh they would, even if you are Danish, Dutch or a Swede. Japanese like to generalize everyone.

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>>29245455
>hot girl cosplaying as your oshi gives you a disinterested handjob while playing on her phone
Imagine

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>>29281835
>most Japanese wouldn't pass an N1 test
IIRC N1 is only around middle school level or high school level at best for the natives

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>>29282829
nta but i've heard that it was academic-level japanese

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>>29282689
I'm mostly joking, but I'm absolutely Pekka-Eric tier Fingol with dark hair. There's a slight chance that someone might actually think I'm a haafu or something.

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>>29282678
>jk
Those are "publicly" illegal right? Doesn't those JKs usually operates individually?
Also I have been wondering about the store for lesbians
Will they allow strap on? Since it's girl on girl

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>>29281823
Then it no longer becomes sumata

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I did that, I paid some dominatrix like 3k to dress up like Kiara in her default outfit to call me names and beat the shit out of me.
Best money I ever spent, she nailed that kikeriki

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>>29281742
くそたれ!!日本語じょうぞじぁないね

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>>29283299
First, damn, are you made out of money and where do you live that a dominatrix costs 3000 bucks?
Second, elaborate.

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>>29283757
>First, damn, are you made out of money and where do you live that a dominatrix costs 3000 bucks?
Yea I made good money and I live with my folks cause they need the help so all the money goes to me, I have no debts either, only downside is I get raped in taxes.
As for elaboration, the reason she cost so much is cause it was she'll do what you want plan, she'll do ANYTHING and I mean anything, from the plain to the disgusting, long as the money is good she'll do it, so I asked if I got her a cosplay outfit if she would wear it, then she asked about mannerisms and the theme I wanted her to do, so I sent her as many usual room clips as I could find.

She kept calling me a bad chicken and slapping and punching me, it was great, best orgasm I've ever had.

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>>29237723
How is that any different from now

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>>29284396
Lucky you.
You bad chicken you.

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>>29279024
I love Marine, but my dick can only flourish in freedom. It cannot be contained.

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Not shitposting. This is serious. I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.
A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.

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>>29283641
申し訳ございませんお客様
このことはあなたにいったのをわすれてしまった
>>29281742 DeepL翻訳

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>>29283279
Gee thanks genius
Will they just be chill with it and ask you to take it out or will they freak out?

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>>29285215
Session ends, you get thrown out and maybe police on your ass. I guess something like that.
The east asian 180° turn can be terrifying.
But it wouldn't be that much different if you do something not agreed upon in a western establishment.

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>>29285215
You will be asked to pull out by the girl, unless it's on her menu than it will be an upcharge. If you don't than you are black listed

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>>29285215
You will be charged with rape.

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>>29235908
I don't live in Japan so I doubt I could find someone who speaks Japanese and is willing to dress up as an anime girl and have sex with me for money

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>>29288477
Worth it

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>>29286549
She won't go "well, since it's already in, we may as well fuck"?

My sexual fantasies are ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw chuuba is cosplaying as her avatar and people is non the wiser

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>>29241117
I hope he kept her info, someone like that is not easy to find.

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>>29241117
sound file doko

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>>29245674
Kek i remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody know where u can purchase suisei outfits in SEA? I ran a some kinda host club, so i can ask of the younger girl with similar body type to suisei to cosplay her and videotaping it for you guys or just send some pics

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>>29310268
Try checking online store?

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>>29310268
Aren't they all custom-made by the cosplayers themselves? Something like Suisei's outfit wouldn't be mass produced

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>>29314540
You can get one here cheap https://m.aliexpress.com/i/3256801139320525.html?gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt

Or for more expensive but better quality https://m.ezcosplay.com/hololive-vtuber-hoshimachi-suisei-cosplay-costume.html

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>>29315941
I stand corrected. I'm thankful to be wrong, too.

Those two look identical, though. I wonder if they're sourced from the same place.

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>>29235908
Might as well create your own vtuber company at that point