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You can choose one chubbas to marry and live with. Who is it and why?

>> No.28026453

>>28026427
peppa because she is a menhera

>> No.28026507
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Ollie because she's incredibly horny all the time and I just want someone that lets me empty my balls in them multiple times a day.

>> No.28026584

>>28026427
Shes an indie, because she probably is going to go poor after her parents kicking her out for being 27.

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>>28026427
any hag will do because yes.

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>>28026427
Definitely a hag, but it's a tough choice.

>> No.28026803
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My new wife, Airi.
Because she's an adorable hag with based taste in everything. She also plays Space Cadet 3D Pinball. She's perfect.

>> No.28027062
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She's so fluffy and cute and successful to boot. I will be her personal manager and tech support.

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I'd marry both her and Aethel, then perform shadow clone jutsu and send them and my clone to Germany. I'd then make them renounce their citizenship and after that, my clone would explode. Now they're stuck in Europe

>> No.28028056

>>28026427
Naki Kamizuki, i love Kamen-rider loving vietnamese hags

>> No.28028199

Choco is a solid choice, god knows she needs some loving

>> No.28028256

>>28026507
Noel for this reason

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>>28026427
I'd really need to do more Nihongo reps to live with either Senchou or Choco-sensei comfortably.
Ollie, she's fun, we both don't hate math, and she can bully me about being white. Also if the wiki is to be believed, we both don't like coffee so we could save money by completely avoiding starbucks.

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>>28026427
I just want to make sure she's fine all the time.

>> No.28029142

i will marry Mio and give her the intense breeding she deserves daily until she hits menopause

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>>28026427
Aki-fucking-Rosenthal. I want to love, honor, and protect this weird menera hag so hard, you don't even know.

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>>28026427
IRyS. because she and i can stay indoors watching anime all day

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Instapicked. I'll miss burgers and steaks though...

>> No.28030325

Okayu to live the comfy kotatsu and rice ball lifestyle
not Pikamee because I don't want to be my friend's butler

>> No.28030435

>>28026427
Pekora because she wants to marry Choco-sensei. That way we can have a threesome marriage and everyone would be happy. Me when they lesbian scissor on my dick, Pekora with Choco-sensei's cooking shills, and Choco-sensei with my 19cm EU dong.

>> No.28030959

Marrying Choco sounds complicated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMPy7F24k_A

>> No.28031523
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IRyS would make the perfect wife for me. I love her so much.

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>>28026427
my hagwife

>> No.28032347

>>28026507
The cold flesh would make sex get old very quickly

>> No.28032451

>>28032347
That's what a heater is for.

>> No.28032455

>>28028823
Starbucks is legitimately the worse place to get coffee if you can even call it that

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>>28026427
I want to be Watame's house husband, and be pampered with kindness and love.

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>>28030959
that works for me, I understand what she means

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>>28032455
You're right, but I just don't like coffee in general. Coffee flavoured things are ok though, just not actual hot coffee.

>> No.28033144

>>28032347
>not preheating your zombie before mating press
ngmi

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>>28033144
MADE FOR HOT TUB SEX

>> No.28033327

>>28027792
thanks for bringing them closer to me anon, now I can rape them easier

>> No.28033652

any lesbian because them getting pissed/disgusted when being around them and even giving them the d is funny to me

>> No.28033855

>>28026427
Koyori
I already make promise to Abe to give her a child.

>> No.28033962
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>>28026427
I love hags

>> No.28034050

IRyS and she's not even my Oshi, just the best balance between retarded woman and semi functional and somewhat talented

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Because I am already married to her

>> No.28034242

>>28034050
this is a solid choice, my oshi is gura but she's too much of a mess for marrying her to be a good idea

>> No.28034324

IRyS, Ame, and Fauna all have great wife/mother characteristics, so it would be a tough choice. It would really come down to which would of them would want to be with me, which, let’s be honest, is none of them.

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in a heartbeat

>> No.28036486

>>28026427
IRyS or fauna

>> No.28036566

>>28026427
Ame because she is a perfect wife. I want to make her happy at all costs, more than anything.

>> No.28036683
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She's super femenine, her voice alone makes me diamonds and her pon side is adorable.

>> No.28036919
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28036919

Ange. Thanks to her NTR fetish she will routinely invite the likes of Toko and Lize around for me to have sex with while she watches.

>> No.28037038

>>28036919
based

>> No.28037621

>>28026427
Sana, because this way she will be tied to me by a contract and can't just leave all of a sudden, like she's doing right now.
Honestly though, I just want someone with chill and comfy vibes. She's cute, funny and I assume her hugs feel very... nice.

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Mio because Mio

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>>28026427
I proposed to Lamy last year and the wedding is next month. It was love at first sight. There's no one else for me.

>> No.28038589

Aki
Because I really like women!

>> No.28038789

>>28037621
Anon... She can, she can graduate also from that contract if she wants. The divorce rate in Australia is 33%

>> No.28038821
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Murasaki Shion
I will spend my days correcting her bratty behavior with my cock

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Kronii, I want her to abuse me every day of my life

>> No.28041216

>>28029609
Good choice

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>>28038589
Aki is a boy though

>> No.28041327

>>28031682
Amazing choice brother.

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>>28026427
I like Choco, she's smart, experienced, sexy.
But I can't stand Japanese cuisine. I'd prefer doing the cooking myself.
Suisei's mildly prude attitude fits me just fine, and her incredibly geeky side is endearing, plus it matches my own. Yes, she IS autistic, and behind the cool facade is a girl who just doesn't function outside geeky circles. In a normal nine to five job she'd have no friends, she'd alienate her coworkers with her unabashed, unashamed refusal to grow up.
She is literally the otaku girl we all dreamed of when we entered the weebsphere.
And I love that.

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>>28026427
My wife Ayame. Those giggles and her cuteness would cure me after a long stressful day at work.

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Pekora, I don't know

>> No.28042434

>>28042332
Fauna
she seems fun to talk to and I don't really care about anything else

>> No.28045703

>>28042434
fauna or mumei both seem like they'd be good company

>> No.28045780

>>28045703
Mumei is not quite ogey

>> No.28045840

>>28027062
you'll still love her when she's in her furry baby imp thing form, right?

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My heart breaks

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I want to be the ultimate husband.

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>>28026427
Matsuri cause SEX and then apex

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>>28026427
Shishiro Botan, because I love her so much it's unreal

>> No.28046420

>>28026427
Botan. I want a gamer hag wife is that so much to ask for

>> No.28046465

>>28038789
Getting a divorce is a long and expensive process.
Quitting a job is not.

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>>28026427
Pekora because she is cute, funny, submissive and breedable

>> No.28047225

Choco
IRyS
Polka
Ame
they would all do fine
Yes I like my women slightly broken by life and self sufficient

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>>28026427
100% no questions asked, Shuba. She's an absolute ray of sunshine in this cruel world.

>> No.28047375

>>28047339
this would be my answer if I knew japanese

>> No.28047495

>>28047375
Dude, her english has improved dramatically. Surely if she's so dedicated to learning English, I can find the time and motivation to learn some Japanese so we find a middle ground.

>> No.28047613

>>28047495
oh yeah, that sana call-in was both cute and hilarious
(;＿;)

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>>28026427
My wife Elira Pendora, because I'm already married to her! My wife! ELIRA PENDORA!

>> No.28047684

>>28047339
based Subarutomo

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Matsuri because she'll let me watch her have sex with other lesbians

>> No.28047875

Gura. I don't know how she did it but she made me into a total cunnyseur

>> No.28047928

>>28045780
mooms is soft and squeezable and dorky I see no problem

>> No.28048007

>>28047928
>mooms
stop

>> No.28049243

>>28038969
I love autistic chubbas

>> No.28049405
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Miosha, i would ravish her and make a big family of half brown wolf children

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In no specific order
>Choco
It's Choco, what other reasons do you need. Also most ignore the last half of this clip >>28030959 where she says she wouldn't mind living together since she'd like to sleep, eat together and bathe together once in a while.
>Mary
She's the combination of Aki and Choco.
>Asano Ruri
Driven, caring, supportive and her voice is pure sex.
>Noel
If you go off what other holos have said about her then she's perfect wife material.
>Aki
It's Aki, what other reasons do you need.
>Lui
Perfect wife material.

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>> No.28050424

>>28050308
I change my selection

>> No.28050556

It's a toss-up between Mio and lui.
I know Mio's womb is probably driving her into crazy lust with her desire to breed before she dries up.
I wouldn't want a kid to get in the way of the sex though, so I'd probably get snipped and enjoy endless raw dogging with mio.

>> No.28050626

>>28045840
>your wife turns into an onahole or an ojou
I'm not seeing the downsides.

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>>28026427
I can't stand dumb girls most of the time, but touching her boobs and the sex would be worth it

>> No.28050918

>>28047928
you just described a sex doll

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