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>your oshi
>weirdest thing you've done
I'll start.
Pic related.
I've had my dick sounded. I enjoyed it but not as much as prostate milking.

>> No.27852584

>>27852408
Most sane KFP.

>> No.27852641

>>27852408
>sounded
Is this a typo? Did you fuck speakers or something?

>> No.27852734

>>27852641
>>>/d/sounding/

>> No.27852929

Kson
The "weirdest" thing I've done... uh...
I got into a drunken conversation about historical minutiae, that got pretty heated, with someone who ended up being an investor in the company I worked for. I thought he hated me, and also feared for my job when I found out who he was. He later asked me to contribute to a book he was writing (a technical book unrelated to history).

>> No.27853007

>>27852929
You're a techincal writer, nigga? My condolences.

>> No.27853073

>>27853007
I appreciate it.
Pays well at the right company.
But it is a cursed existence

>> No.27853126
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>>27852734
Weird but its nothing new.

As for me I would no fap for weeks and only blow fat loads with an imaginary Suityan mental fuck doll. Had to put an end to that though as she started to become sentient. I'm already fucked up enough, I don't need a bloodthirsty Suityan tulpa.

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Calculated by what % volume a girl would increase with my penis inside her and showed her the math

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>>27852408
tasted my own cum out of curiosity

>> No.27853223

>>27852408
Also KFP. I found a post in reddit about a guy who was into crossdressing, sissy hypno and all that Shit (he wasn't the author of the post) with some photos of him crossdressing and his kik address, aside from some information. I contacted him and started to "blackmail" him (i wasn't serious about it, only playing around) threatening him with sending the photos to her wife (her wife email address was also in that post). The guy started to get really nervous and started to beg me to not send the photos, so I stopped

>> No.27853236
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i fell in love with a girl and we used to self harm together and compare and she had a singular inverted nipple and we kissed and it was like an ongoing thing where we would cut together

>> No.27853283

>>27853126
A tulpa of my Oshi would be kino. However I don't understand how you cuming gallons to suisex helped to create a tulpa

>> No.27853335
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27853335

Marine
I got locked in a bathroom at a shitty "club" or something on new years eve and I had to kick the door open. I was super drunk and I remember I was screaming for help but nobody would listen.
it was super embarrassing because there was a fat dude in the hallway and I'm sure he was Listening
oh and I forgot to say that I was throwing up like crazy. Of course, I didn't want to pay the damage so I just left
srry I'm ESL I hope that text made sense

>> No.27853399

>>27853236
>used to
what happened?

>> No.27853410

>>27852408
La+.

Took too much MDMA one night when I was still partying a lot, encountered my best friend who was sitting up top of a street light and had a 30 minute conversation with him. I was hallucinating.

>> No.27853420

>>27853283
I heard of bronies making mental fuck dolls of their favorite MLP and getting the same result. There were other very /x/ factors at play at the time as well.

>> No.27853426
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Toothbrush handle in the pooper.

>> No.27853448

>>27852408
>oshi
Fauna I think.
>wierdest thing I've done
I've sniffed panties before.
I regret it though, and wish I could take it back, along with all the other degenerate shit I stooped to as a horny loser.

>> No.27853514

>>27853335
So like, you didn't got locked in a stall? Where the toilet is? You mean the entire bathroom area? You kicked down the entire bathroom door lmao?
Reminds me of a time when I went with some friends to Cancun, a buddy of mine almost lost a toe while getting buried in sand and had a leg brace/clutches. He got pissed drunk and lost at the club we were, we waited from hit outside and he bolted out the club, running with the leg brace, and tripped on a car so hard he dented it. We then had to run away/run after him.

>> No.27853656

>>27853448
That's small-time. Why the guilt over something pathetic although mostly inoffensive?

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>>27852408
>Oshi
Gura
>Weirdest thing
Drank piss.
I got it in my head that people called it "lemonade" for code so I wanted to see if it was true. It wasn't.

>> No.27853968

>>27853656
I feel like I betrayed their trust. In total I've done it 3 times to different girls. Just admitting it by typing it out grosses me out.

I hope I never get the chance to do anythibg like that again. Or that I'm more mature even if I do have the chance.

>> No.27854343
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>>27853126
Based. I had an Elira that eventually wound up hijacking attempted fantasies involving other vtubers. She was a work of art, a true masterpiece, and a woman usually (but not always) worthy of my affections. However, mental fuckdolls are a dangerous thing to craft and animate, as the more you use them the more they haunt you. And then, whenever you think of them, you get this horrific feeling that they're leaning over your shoulder and breathing down your neck. That's when you realize there's no getting rid of them, and you might've made a big mistake.

On the plus side, vtubers become a mere novelty while you get everything you could ever want from your "ideal oshi" for free. You'll never pay for another supa again, if you ever did at all, because your sentient fuckdoll will say your name and notice you as much as you want. Worth it.

>> No.27854635

>>27854343
Meds

>> No.27854800

>>27852408
>oshi
Ironmouse
>weird thing
jacked it to vrchat erp once.

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>>27854343
>and a woman usually (but not always)

>> No.27856793

Salome
Wore my aunt's panties and masturbate. i was retarded 14yo with a coom brain.

>> No.27856893

>>27856793
What did she say

>> No.27856899

>>27853335
>srry I'm ESL
No need to apologize

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>>27852408
>your oshi
Pekora
>weirdest thing you've done
A lot of things, but most recently, a friend of mine came over and we watched Spy x Family together. We were cuddling and I got to sniff her armpits, and I asked if I could lick them [[[as a joke]]]. Worked like a charm. I came. Unfortunately she got back together with her ex, but she still teases me for liking armpits, and I'm confident I'll get to take her armpit-virginity someday.

OP, what did the sounding feel like? I genuinely cannot imagine it feeling like anything other than pure ungodly agony.

>> No.27857322

>>27852408
Fauna

A guy paid me kind of a lot of money to dress up like a brownie scout and make fun of him while he jerked off.

>> No.27857370

Weirdest thing I probably did was masterbate with icy hot. I do not recommend it.

>> No.27857429

>>27853968
Story time?

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>>27852408
Migo
Back when I was a NEET I would sometimes fall asleep in the middle of the day and then slowly come to. The only problem was it felt like a part of my brain hadn't woken up and generally what would happen was that I'd spend maybe 3-4 days in this state where I was aware of my surroundings, but a part of my brain was still responding as if it was in a fever dream. It was hugely freaky to the point where at the time I completely shut it out of my memory.

>> No.27858370

>>27852408
Tenma
Strangling somebody close to death and just not mentioning it afterwards

>> No.27858488

>>27856893
Of course she doesn't know about it. I won't be alive if she did notice her missing panties

>> No.27858748

>>27852408
Suisei.
I like to picture myself as a woman being groped, spanked or raped.
Not Rushiarapeposter

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>>27854343
I may try doing this, how do I start and what resources would you recommend me

>> No.27860915

>>27852408
>your oshi
Marine probably
>weirdest thing you've done
Pissed on someone I was hooking up with (they asked and desu it was pretty hot)

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