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A-aki?

>> No.27812527

>>27812491
Reminds me of the ahegao edit fad 2 years ago

>> No.27812600
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27812600

SEEEEEX

>> No.27812753

>>27812491
>>27812527
>>27812600
Did you know that female elves give birth like an female hyena

>> No.27812823

>>27812753
no idea what that means and it's not gonna stop me

>> No.27812843

>>27812753
Wh-what does that mean?

>> No.27812965

>>27812491
Wasn't there a big scandal a few years back when Kizuna Ai did the same thing?

>> No.27813225

>>27812823
>>27812843
female hyena's have a pseudo benis, i.e. their vaginal opening is at the end of a 7 inch phallic tube.
Newborns getting stuck in the dick during birth isn't uncommon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Egtbs-go4Q

>> No.27813293

>>27813225
Hot

>> No.27813401

>>27813225
>he wouldn't suck his oshi's penis
gay

>> No.27813478

>>27813225
Which elf has the largest and smallest penis? My bet is that Flare has the largest and Lamy has one that's barely 2 inches.

>> No.27813492

>>27813478
this sounds right

>> No.27813539

>>27812965
people who insult Aki have a tendency to die in mysterious circumstances

>> No.27813765

>>27813478
>>27813492
>>27813293
>>27813401
>>27812823
>>27812843
>>27812753
And male elves have smaller cocks

>> No.27813870

>>27812491
>>27812600
So this is... the purity of Hololive... wow...

>> No.27813905

>>27813765
>you will never be a smol pp femboy elf
>you will never be sexually bullied by big dicked dark elf girls
why live?

>> No.27813968

if you think about it, almost all elves would have small penises. If it isn't uncommon for a baby to get trapped within the penis during birth, it would stand to reason that by process of evolution, elven female cocks would become shorter and shorter to prevent this.

Flare is special, however, since she has an Elven mother and a human father. This would likely mean that her penis is 6 if not 7 inches long. She would be in labor for hours trying to push it out of her impressive penis.

>> No.27814005

>>27813905
1.) male elves have eyebrows at a different resting angle
2.) males elves have a deeper philtrum groove than females
3.) female elves have shorter ears than males

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>>27813870
>gets outwhored by Hololive
>gets outwhored by Hololive’s talent’s roommate accts
Wait what was the purpose of watching others besides Hololive again?

>> No.27814313

>>27814090
To be smug about muh talent freedom.

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>> No.27815041

>>27812600
Miko is a sexual predator and needs to be stopped peko.

>> No.27815105

>>27813968
Hololive only has half-elves, anyway.

>> No.27815643

>>27815105
Please take back your offensive remark. Lamy is a purebred snow elf, not a mutt like Flare.

>> No.27816318

>>27815643
Her father is a human in official lore you moron.

>> No.27816477
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>>27816318
Lies. Dirty, stupid, awful lies. Cover is lying and they're making Lamy lie too. She's 100% purebred with pure elven parents. The witness testimonies and the birth certificates are fabricated for kayfabe and her "human father" is just a paid actor.

>> No.27816736
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>>27813478
>Flare has the largest
This, she has to satisfy a titcow.

>> No.27817085

>>27812491
vshojolite...............

>> No.27817128

>>27816736
Fuck this knife-eared bitch and her lucky lot in life

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>>27817128
Ears like a knife, has a fat titted wife.
- Albert Einstein

>> No.27817333

>>27817128
>>27817209
Knife-ear is offensive. Please do not call Flare such awful racial slurs.

>> No.27817420

>>27817333
>knife-eared dark elf

>> No.27818827

>>27817420
HALF elf with very cute ears

>> No.27819092

>>27817333
Oh I'm sorry pointy ears

>> No.27819514

>>27816736
I want to have sex with Flare so fucking badly...

>> No.27819678

>>27819514
Calm down Noel

>> No.27819796

>>27812491
Is this that new girl from Vshojo's new JP branch? She's really cute.

>> No.27819917

>>27812491
thanks for posting Aki, OP.
me and the other two rosetai on this board really appreciate it

>> No.27819959

I'm gonna breed that wine aunt from Erolive

>> No.27820047

aki has always been lewd and is truly underappreciated.

https://youtu.be/3sb3dXYYXEg?t=1086

>> No.27821237

>>27819092
I've reported you to the FBI, the CIA, the Bureau of Elven Affairs, the Queen's Royal Guard and the Canadian Army for racism. Your will rue the day you made fun of my wife!

>> No.27821597

>>27819917
it's true
-- rosetai no.3

>> No.27824856

>>27819917
I'm trying to shill her in /#/, alas...

>> No.27825929

>>27815105
Why is this?
Why not have a full elf?

>> No.27826013

>>27825929
Yagoo has a mutt fetish

>> No.27827200

>>27812491
I love aki so much...

>> No.27828827

>>27824856
oh no you somewhat succeeded i actually started watching aki mel and choco

>> No.27830461

>>27817420
NOTTO DAAK!
NOTTO DAAK ERUFU!

>> No.27831945

>>27816477
i like you lamy, never take your meds fellow lamy

>> No.27839147

>>27813225
so trannies were hyenas in their PL
good to know

>> No.27839254
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27839254

>>27812491
No.... Not my pure maiden....

>> No.27839382

>>27839254
>Aki
>Pure
HA...she's more dangerous than Marine and Choco combined. She's just really good at hiding it.

>> No.27840111

>>27839254
yeah, what >>27839382 said, She's no Angel, just a clever devil (and I LOVE IT)

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IM LUSTING

>> No.27840312

>>27839254
I can't tell you don't watch Aki, she's by far the most dangerous of all holos. She just hides it very well.

>> No.27841715

>>27840249
I would literally pay thousands of dollars for her to sit on my face. I'd go into credit card debt that would take decades to repay just for five minutes.

>> No.27842677

>>27824856
The international + Aki tally has potential

>> No.27842907

>>27830461
I would bully her so hard and then I would rape her

>> No.27843289

Holy fuck 3.0 looks ass

>> No.27844014

>>27812600
What the fuck, when was this? That is even more sexual harassment than Choco does.

>> No.27845248

>>27844014
I guess you forgot about Matsuri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjTTm9LCSmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHQ6zFtLglY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkp8CaGbEuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNP7VUBaeg4
And age is just a number for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBZACT6iLHE

>> No.27847615
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>>27813225

Admit it, you fapped to this scene

>> No.27849034

I want more of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P6sDt0Yh30

>> No.27850634

>>27847615
There was an edit that had only the scenes of him getting fucked but I can't find it anymore...

>> No.27850779

>>27812600
No wonder Pekor keeps avoiding Migo

>> No.27854439
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27854439

>>27847615
Yes. Obviously. Only lexbian scene in the whole series.
>>27850634
Crim is always female when fucking Elza, who is also female, and they're on Dail y.

Whoever knew about the tongue animation in Holo knew wtf they were doing...and then went and gave it to three PROVABLY horny-posting holos. I suspect conspiracy because there's no way hachamaa, matsuri, and aki didn't request it knowingly

>> No.27854511

>>27845248
>Matsuri will never forcefully put her tongue in your mouth

>> No.27854534

>>27815041
>Miko is a sexual predator
this
and needs to be stopped
not this
>peko
Admit you enjoyed it.

>> No.27854620
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>>27812965
Yes, but that happened because the entire thing was clearly forced by management to capitalize on the ahegao fad that was going on at the time and happened when people were already outraged that they were trying to replace the original AI.
This isn't the same because everyone that knows Aki knows she's doing this out of her own free will.

>> No.27854724

>>27854620
I remember being so confused about that Kizuna AI outrage because I thought it actually was an AI, not a person.

>> No.27860411

>>27854439
Crim identifies as more male than female

>> No.27860821

>>27854620
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.27860843
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>>27812491
what the fuck happened to hololive bros?

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>> No.27865285

>>27860843
You false-flaggers glow harder than the feds.

>> No.27865325

>>27860843
They are going back to their roots. Pre Gen 3, Holos were typically more sexual than Nijis and collabed with males. Including Pekora.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFJJlBsgbTU

>> No.27865536

>>27865325
>Pre Gen 3
>including Pekora
Fucking glowies.

>> No.27869571

hag bump

>> No.27871366

>>27861700
my cock would not survive it but i would absolutely not regret a single thing

>> No.27874069

>>27839254
She's a pro at belly hips dancing and you really think my oshi pure?
Now they just need to bring back aki asmr and swimsuit streams PLEASE GOD

>> No.27874291

>>27813225
What is the evolutionary purpose of this?

>> No.27875286

>>27874291
>if it works, it works

>> No.27875305

>>27874291
no one has a clue

>> No.27880606

>>27874069
>aki asmr
That will kill half the people that listen to it. Cause of death is hearts busted out of their chests.

>> No.27880813

>>27861700
God image the sex

>> No.27883690

>>27880813
Given she knows how to belly dance just imagine those hip movements as she rides you.

>> No.27888735

>>27812491
hawt

>> No.27888934

>>27874291
Animal creates a matriarchy system nature decides to punish them for it.

>> No.27890090

>>27813870
Its only bad when non-Holos do it.

>> No.27890361

>>27814090
Indies tend to be pretty based. Chuubas from smaller companies tend to be comfier to watch and interact with their fans more. If you post, they will notice you, which can be a downside if sudden conversation makes you anxious.

>> No.27890592
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One night with Aki would ruin me forever, yet I yearn for her to drive me insane.

>> No.27890764

>VshojoJP announced
>Suddenly hololives start acting like whores
Really makes you think...

>> No.27893020

>>27883690
She can control every individual muscle in her vagina with perfect precision. You will have penetrative sex unlike any you'll ever experience now or in the future. Each muscle will gently massage your cock at its most sensitive spots as you slide it in and out, only for her to grip it tightly as you climax, preventing you from pulling out. She'll bear your children whether you like it or not.

>> No.27896312

>>27890764
>suddenly
Can you glowies fuck off

>> No.27896567
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>>27812491
my oshi. i wish i knew japanese so i could watch her streams better because of the lack of translations but man is she nice to her audience and you can tell she really cares about what she does. plus her concerts are really good and she always lets the other holomem shine like when Suisei was in her birthday concert. She's so kind and generous and I sincerely hope more people come to appreciate her

>> No.27903454

>>27812600
with me

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