/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Hololive Global

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Are you enjoying the Ina stream?

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>>2696916
Yes immensely. It's really cool and she's actually seeing a shitton of my messages today

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CHOWA LOVE

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>you can't make it up
SHE'S HERE!!! THAT'S 4CHAN'S PHRAESA

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>>2700325
Haha gay

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I feel asleep.

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>Instead of picking Hollow Knight or Bloodstained for modern iterations of metrovania she picked outdated shit and her viewership is suffering from it
How do we save her?

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>>2700334

Gura cute

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why is gura taking up a fifth of the screen? she's usually never this big

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I love Ina!

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GURA'S SPOON WAS HEARD ON STREAM, HOW WILL CHUMKEKS EVER RECOVER?

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I love Gura

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KIARA LOVE & lust...

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Reminder that the original I love Ina poster got dethroned by a copycat. You can notice this by the filename. That means that she was betrayed by Tako Prime.

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>>2696916
This is fucking disgusting

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I'm in love with Ame, bros.

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Gura mentioned my chikinwife so have this. Enjoy your stream chumbuds.

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gura is black

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>>2700334
I played hollow knight before super metroid and honestly super metroid holds up remarkably well for a 27 year old game

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>>2700346

Because the game is 4:3, so why wouldn't she?

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Can you give enough?

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>>2700334

super metroid still holds up well enough

cycling the weapons with select is trash thhough, maridia is also complete dogshit

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>>2700334
We don't. She's having fun and boomers (me) are throwing money at her.

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>>2700350
I can't believe my oshi is a heroin addict...

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>>2700346
Aspect ratio of game.

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>>2700334
Kill yourself

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>>2700275
Bloodstained is an ugly, overrated game.

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>she actually made sad waffles

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>>2700346
huge black bars on the sides of the screen means she can take up more empty space

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>>2700352
I love her more

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>>2700334
She's based, fuck numberfags

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>panckes from scratch
I love her so much

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>>2700349
私もイナが大好き!

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>>2696916
but why...

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>>2700359
Cute and based KFPbro

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I wanna try Gura's redemption pancakes...
>Made them from scratch
I love my chef sharkwife

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How come number shark when dog rabbit number different?

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>>2696916
god bless burgerland

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GURAS VERY TASTY CUNNY

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>69 health
>pauses, looks at screen
>"Nice!"
Guuuura!

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Can she still redeem herself at this point?

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>>2700333
Whose footsteps are these?

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>>2700346
I hope she learns to crop MHR like all the other Holos at least

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>>2700346
Hope: she's no longer playing off of OBS preview window
Reality: she's dum.

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>>2700334
super metroid is the best metroidvania though

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>>2700358
Can you imagine.
Gura turns out to be black, completely obliterating any previous rrat about her roommate

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>talking about her blue waffles
YAB

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>>2700346
Do you not see the wall of black emptiness on the righthand side of the screen? ITS FREE REALESTATE

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Why goorah no play A2MR
Nintendo give permission to play game of Nin
Nin claim ownership of A2MR
therefore game of Nin permission = a2MR?
Play game goorah it fun

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>>2700334
have her watch Cromartie high-school

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>>2699523

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EATING BREAKFAST IN BED WITH GURA

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Watching Gura get assaulted by a spoon as she plays some more of the fantastic Super Metroid, learning her controls, getting spooked by giant skeletons and grappling her way to victory while talking about her victory in making breakfast after her pitiful waffle attempts.
While Temma's favorite meal is Shio Ramen, and now he wants to learn his fans favorite meals. He's having a blast chatting with his kaiginikkis and is showing an actually decent understanding and pronunciation of the eigo variety. But he doesn't like ChocoMinto because Mint is too hot and now he's in the doghouse.
And one more reminder that Shion has released a great cover of Vampire today. If you haven't listened to it yet, I highly recommend you do. You can catch it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso4f52Pl6Y
Temma also released a cover song today since it's his birthday. He covered Happy Syntisizer due to his vast love and appreciation for Vocaloid songs. You can catch that song here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTCInki1Ew8
So friends, where we at?

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UOH GURA'S OLD LADY BONES

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LICK!!

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Breakfastbros...

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>>2700358
>she can swim
Nah. Cope. She's UNA MEXICANA CABRON
VIVA

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>bed and breakfast with Gura
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>arrow keys
wtf is she playing on

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Gura bed and brekfast UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

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Tell me about Ina. Why does she say WAH?

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CAN SOMEONE SHOW ME EVERY HOLOMEMBER AND THEIR WEAPON IN MONSTER HUNTER?

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TICK TOCK CHICKENSHITS HOW CAN YOU COMPARE TO GURA'S BREAKFAST CHAIN?

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>Gura was playing SNES game on analog joystick
what the fuck?

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Would you go to Gura's Breakfast Diner?

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... Arrow... keys?

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>>2700391
She's not a fucking voucher, why would she need to redeem herself?

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gura is food

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>she's proud of putting flour, eggs, milk and sugar together
Cute.

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Coccyx, right? It's the coccyx.

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Is Gura ogey?

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>>2700375
She talked about it on stream that day, she made waffles that turned out badly

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>>2700346
BEEG

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>she's been playing with the analog stick
Jesas

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>>2700421
She meant these

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>>2700421
She just forgot what the dpad was called. She was using the stick before.

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>COCK

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Muh VOD views in 5 hours.

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>tibula
my blain is bloke
now watch as she wont know how to pronounce coccyx

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>cock ix

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COCK

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COCK MENTION

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She walked right into that one.

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>you can all come
>moans

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>cock
GURA???

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I love this cute girl!

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>>2700404
Fuck yeah, they all should watch it.

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>>2700391
Do you have a full version?
She doesn't need redeeming

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She said cock.

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>>2700425
yes. Somebody definitely can. There are infographics.

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>cock sis
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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>>2700426
We literally can't... we don't do breakfast...

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THE WHAT

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Haha she said cock

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>>2700334
Every game she plays that makes numberfags rage is based.

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COCKSEX
>COCKSEX

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>>2700412
TOWA LUST

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>cocks, six
GURA NO

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GURA TALKING ABOUT MY COCK!!!!!!!!!

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>>2700334
SM holds up extremely well though. It's just Maridia
Fuck Maridia

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>Cocksix

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UOOOOOH GURA'S EROTIC TAIL BONE UOOOOOH

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gura is matress

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>>2700421
Joycons

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https://files.catbox.moe/43im5b.mp4

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>Gura is using ZSNES
YAB

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do you think they'll all ever have an off-collab and become actual friends?

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I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe! I’m so glad she’s back!

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>>2700445
>using the stick before
>2d game
I want to FUCK this zoomer shark

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I FEEL IT IN MY COCK SIX
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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GURA UOOOOOOH GRAB MY COCKSIX

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GURA SAID MY COCK'S SICK

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Holy shit guys I just noticed something interesting. Go into "purchases and memberships" and next to your most recent superchat, click the three little dots and you get a special message

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CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR COCYX?

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I can feel it in my cock gura!

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>cock sex
G...Gura???

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oh I'm feeling it

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COSSACKS MENTION
STREAM WHEN?!

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I CAN FEEL IT IN MY COCK ALL RIGHT GURA

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COCK SIX
O
C
K

S
I
X

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Gura doesn't have a pro-con and has been using joy-cons analog stick...

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>>2700400
Thank you, anon.

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UOOOOOOH I'M FEELING IT IN MY COCCYX!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtj9Oe1IBUg

cumming with Coco!

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UOOOOOOOOOOOH I CAN FEEL IT IN MY COCCYX

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COCCYX MENTION

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gura is missile

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COCK SIX

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>>2700358
Hey, me too!

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>>2700491

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>>2700496
Eventually.

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>2700334
>Numbers numbers numbers
https://files.catbox.moe/7o443m.webm

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>>2700411
Gura is a lolibaba confirmed

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>>2700465
Isn't she wonderful?

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GOD THE WAY SHE PRONNOUNCE COCK I'TS TOO HOT

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Gura planned this bit 100%

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>>2700522
COCCYX LOVE

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This stream has already been fucking great and it's only been... HOLY FUCK ITS BEEN 45 MINUTES ALREADY?

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>Gura sucked six cocks and they were all mine
Chumkeks explain

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C O C K S I X

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>>2700430
On the left, there's a joystick and arrow keys.
No wonder she's having trouble playing the game...

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>TTS
Zentreya collab

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>>2700358
Shes Filipinx we've been over this

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I'M FEELING IT IN MY COCC

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She said coccyx so happily that I laughed immediately.

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Why....

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UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>2700498
To be fair the joycon d-pad is fucking terrible. I'm a d-pad purist and still default to the stick when I'm stuck with the joycons.

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Is "Cock Six" Gura's Ace Combat identifier

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UOOOHHH GURA'S COCcyx

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gura, don't pretend
you just wanted to say cock on stream

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>>2700504
Fuck you.

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>cock six bones

gooruh... enma gonna bonk you agai

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>>2700520
>bussy
coco's cocock and balls....

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>>2700358
Hey so am I

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Would you buy it?

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gura is enemy

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giant side gura is S tier like corner gura

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uoh..

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CHUMBUD-2 BOOGIE AT YOUR COCK-SIX

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gura won't reach 11k

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>>2700546
Bro I don't think you're supposed to have six cocks. Get that checked out

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gura is hornier than usual

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>>2700571
I would buy 20

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UOH

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>>2700504
Motherfucker

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>>2700536
She is very wonderful!

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>>2700571
did she fuck it up like the burger?

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THAT WAS MY COCCYX, LUIGI

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Jesus christ every gura thread is people just giggling about her saying something unintentionally dirty, it's like a group of 12 year olds

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>>2700571
Where's the peanut butter?

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>>2700582
Anon, really.

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>>2700410
Right here Ayamefriend!
Watching Gura talk about coxxyxes!

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Gura just wanted an excuse to say cock on stream.

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>>2700571
yes!

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>>2700403
>Playing something that could spark controversy
No.

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Metroid bros, how far is she in the game? Got an estimate on how much longer it'll take her to finish?

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>>2700571
In a heartbeat

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>>2700118
I'm sorry.

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>>2700571
yeah

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>>2700551
>>2700561
Gura... buy the pro controller onegai...

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>>2700571
I don't know why Gura's name is so good at selling me shit.

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>>2700490
she's so cute bros

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>>2700562
I can't believe Gura would leak Ace Combat 8 details like that. This is why they don't have Bamco permissions.

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I WANT GURA TO SUCK MY COCCYX

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Nice cock!
https://youtu.be/n07I4g01FPo

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>>2700546
...in a row?

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>>2700581
FUBUKI-2 FUBUKI-2 MISSLES IN THE AIR

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>>2700599
>unintentionally

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>>2700571
I already have some in my freezer

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>>2700334
Super Metroid is still one of the kings of genre despite being so old, it's great for first timers and replaying it is really fun once you learn how to walljump and shinespark

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>>2700444
>playing onjoycons
get a pro controller gura

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>>2700620
it would be extremely painful

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Gura is a whore

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>>2700571
too much meat, not enough eggs

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I love Reine!!!!

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>>2700346
Bigger Gura theory.

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>>2700595

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>ourselves
>we

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>>2700334
>10k are bad numbers
numberfags are delusional.

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>>2700615
She hates playing games on console so she thinks it's a waste of money

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>>2700334
At least Gura plays other stuff...bros how do we save Koro-san...

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chunky cat

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Gura's depression arc rages on...

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>>2700643
(DO NOT RESEARCH)

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>>2700609
It's been a hot minute, but I think she's around halfway through?

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>>2700633
>>2700633
>>2700633
>>2700633

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>>2700623
ohhhh

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gura is comfy today

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>>2700599
That was exactly what HER was but just 24/7

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>>2700551
Sometimes I forget she still hasn't invested $70 to make her Switch games more fun.

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>niggy
GURA NO.

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>>2700595
i hate that pic becasue it reminds me i dont ave a roboco wife.

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>I only have $300
Bros how do we save me?

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>>2700550
based

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>>2700490
HOLY KEK
I missed that, how did the thread react?

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>>2700504
And here's what it looks like after the message

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>>2700609
Anywhere from 10 minutes to 10 hours

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>>2700334
Debuff games are kino and comfy, fuck yourself

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Is it possible to redo the rigging on her model?

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"Da JOPs, dey love Guwa!"

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>>2700670
Invest it all in dogecoin right now.

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>>2700652
Doom Eternal. It's been long enough, Doog needs to return.

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>>2700637
She's literally a virgin.

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>>2700504
jokes on you i dont superchat

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IT MAY BE THE PAIN MEDS OR THE ALLERGIES TURNING MY MIDDLE EAR INTO A WALL OF PURE PAIN BUT I JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA
THE GIRLS HAVE ACTIBLIZZ PERMISSIONS, RIGHT? THEY PLAY HOTS, DIABLO 2, CAWADOOTY, ETC
THEY SHOULD PLAY BAND HERO!

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>she speaks 3 words of japanese
>the JP bros come out of the woodwork

amazing, splendid.

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>suddently dozens of JOPs show up like ninjas in Gura's chat
I never fucking tire of it

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>suddenly chat is filled with nips

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>>2700599
You have to realize, anon, that Hololive isn't a very sophisticated pastime, and it doesn't attract fans who are particularly interested in a nuanced comedic approach like, say, Takanashi Kiara's comedy. For the grand majority of them, simple sexual innuendo is all they crave, and all they understand.

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Is anyone else playing along with Gura? I fired it up during the last stream and managed to catch up to her during the stream. Gonna see how far I can get today. Probably been 5 years since I played, surprised at how much I still remember.

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>>2700643
Related to golf rumours. Research at your peril.

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Roboco is ugly

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>today is monday
gura your weekday reps

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>>2700615
>$3500 PC
>$1400 chair
>$1000 microphone
>$500 mixer
>$99 USB capture card
>$50 headphones
>Bundled joycons

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>>2700490
I like how strongly she says it. She says it with so much force that it makes me think she just says it for fun in her free time.

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>>2700626
OH DEAR GOD IT'S A BOTAN I REPEAT A BO

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>>2700667
if she got one and tried it with project diva, she probably just threw it away.

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>>2700426
Two words for you:
Chicken. Biscuit.

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>>2700692
>>2700694
>>2700696
JPBros are kinda cute... ngl

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Gura has a really pleasant voice, it has a really nice sound

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Gura doing her basic nihongo reps.

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>>2700685
How do I buy crypto and is this an actual good idea or just another /biz/ meme?

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>oshi
>who is more black, Mori or Gura?

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>>2700504
kek

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>>2696916
KFPbros...

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>>2700571

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>>2700702
It's Monday in japan

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>>2700571
Who are you and what have you done with Jimmy Dean?

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Less live viewers (today) than:
Ayame, MiKorone, Aqua, Marine/Flare/Noel, Subaru, Pekora and NENE.

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Gura sounds Finiish sometimes

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5ch must be fucking cumming rn

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>>2700671
It hurts, doesn't it?

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>>2700702
but it's monday in japan

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gura has the tickle beam coochie. she really is going for tickling next

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>>2700490
She pronounces it like she's choking on one.

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>>2700670
donate it to Gura

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The JOP's must be cumming in their pants right now

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same-chan watashi ni "ohayou" to iimashita, abayo kuzudomoga!

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>>2700410
Right here!

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サメちゃんかわいい

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>>2700689
No, she isn't. Now fuck off unicornfag.

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>>2700692
Based. I didn't even think anybody would know what the fuck she was saying. Respect positive reinforcement JOPs.

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>Check to see if 5ch is having their usual freakout whenever Gura says anything in Japanese
>Pic related
Fair.

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>>2700701
Your heart is ugly.

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What are our Japanese counterparts opinion on the current stream?

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Holly shit, is this from Scatman alone or something else got nuked?

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>>2700582
I see you faggot

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>>2700692
Literally the same as Korone's "Hi guys!"

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>>2700649
Playing off the 200ms delayed OBS preview window isn't helping her enjoyment

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>>2700754
kek

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>>2700721
reddit meme
which in /biz/ standards is a good thing
shit spiked up like 10 fold in a day

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>>2700754
Naruhodo

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>>2700717
you are coming under her spell

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GURA
FOR OPTIMAL DISTANCE YOU WANT TO RELEASE AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE
THIS WILL MAXIMIZE YOUR PROJECTILE MOTION

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>>2700721
It's an actual good idea which is why most of /biz/ is fucking seething about it right now. They can't handle the fact that all their shitty altcoins got blown the fuck out by le funny shibe.

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>>2700750
>>2700689
begone both of you

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>>2700721
If you want my completely unprofessional opinion, I expect it'll continue climbing for at least another few days so if you buy in now you should have a small profit.

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>>2700711
INCOMING BOGEY
https://files.catbox.moe/dj5tdu.webm

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>gura actually became better at using the grappling beam faster than I did on my first playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think a shadow monster Vtuber would work?

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>>2700756
A bunch of shit got nuked but Scatman was the biggest

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>>2700692
>>2700694
>>2700696
It's the same way when a JP holo starts speaking English and all the English speakers bust through the windows and action roll into the chat to say hello.

Everyone likes cute girls.

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>>2700637
>>2700750
>source: I'm an olliekek

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>>2700716
Reminds me of Korone teaching someone else that you can summon overseas bros by saying "Oh hey guys~"

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>>2700754
Me too JP bro

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>>2700609
well lets see.
Grapple > find ghost ship > kill phantoon > explore ship > get Gravity > find way into Maridia > fuck Maridia > stumble upon Draygon and kill it > find path to Lower Norfair > kill Ridley > enter Tourian through the big 4 statue > Kill Mother Brain > Escape

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>>2700754
Sou ka

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>>2700553
that was ina

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>>2700701
Your oshi wouldn't want you to say mean things about her friends.

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>>2700754
same desu JPaniki...

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>>2700754
Based

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Why is Gura so BIG?

[Anonymous No.]

>coochie beam

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>>2700692
Just like EOP on any other holo, or spics when anyone says "hola"

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>>2700754
Sugoi!

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>>2700774
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT

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>>2700721
it's always a meme, dude
if you have to ask then you're the bagholder that makes everyone else rich

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>>2700754
Same desu

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>>2700504

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>>2700724
I actually knew someone who would do that, not only to his tenders or nugs but also his fries and burger. We ragged on him everytime but he would just laugh it off and say don't knock it til you try it. Still haven't tried it.

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>>2700729
I've never seen anyone more asshurt in my life. You're hilariously pathetic.

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GURA TICKLING MY BALLS WITH HER TONGUE

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>>2700756
every song that had a copyright got shafted.
fuck the music industry.

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>>2700756
All of her music parody memes got nuked. Remember that Japan has no fair use cutouts for copyright so Cover's lawyer probably told them they need to take them down.

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>>2700775
She just admitted to have been using the fucking analog stick this whole time and just switched to the "arrow buttons" just before making it over to the energy tank. Dumb shark

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>>2700689
>literally over 9000 years old
>mating ritual battlescars
dyrbi?

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>>2700671
yet. out of all the fanbases you guys are almost guaranteed to get your oshi eventually

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>>2700754

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700813
Joseph you just graduated from high school, save your money for tuition

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700756
Why though? It was acapella

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599
Just like in her chat, i filter them in my head now but that's really sad overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700504
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700324
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700775
Gura tensai

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700721
I've heard like 2-3 anons here claim they got rich off it, so in other words just like the Gamestop thing you're already too late to profit as much as they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700504
>>2700813
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599
>NO SILLINESS ALLOWED. INTERNET IS SRS BSNS.
If I wanted high-brow humor for intellectuals, I wouldn't be on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>Niggy
GURA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700755
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

What's Noel's fucking problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700813
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700504
I have expendable cash for days, my chikin deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700772
GO BACK TO MANILLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700779
You'll need to give her facial features, definitely mouth and hair outline, probably can skip the eyes, but it'd be neat albeit extremely unsettling.

It wouldn't be cute, which is a problem for hololive, but would make a great indie probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700845
Most based post I've seen all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700754
JOPs sure are obsessed with the EN girls' asses, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>this is the second time Gura doesn't tweet that she's starting her Super Metroid stream
What's her endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

Hidari...
Migi...
Hidari...
Migi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700693
>A game full of music with copyright
It's never going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700756
scatman alone
if john scatman was stil here, he probably would have endorsed her. He loved japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700816
You sound asshurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599
>unintentionally
I bet you thought the meatloaf stream was just about cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hidari migi
It's the fucking Luna playthrough all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700721
>400% increase
nah man, I'm not feeling up for ponzi schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame requested teamates for padcast-esque conversation topics for her Gura collab
>Thinks the idea "is so good" that she commissioned official art for it

What kind of collab is she planning? Ame seems to think it's going to be awesome. What would comissioned art do to enhance something involving podcast-style conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700840
Maybe not, it can definitely go to a dollar.
It's just a question of how long it will take.
>tfw bought in at .03 and sold at .08

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura save the animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
Kek, I'm a fucking Noel anti now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700871
What about Clone Hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700867
An idol's vagina is off-limits after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700681
Of course, Coco had similar problems and had hers fixed up just fine.
But Cover needs to make everything a BIG EVENT so don't expect it until there's some dead time they need to fill between anniversary/announcement/birthdays

[Anonymous No.]

Walljumps again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700653
Based fat cat poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700883
Bro...
How many shares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700830
The composition is copyrighted. In US law it would've had a good chance of passing as parody, but there's no such thing in Japanese law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700867
what did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700884
Them fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700867
JOPs are discovering the wonders of asses after being into tits for centuries

[Anonymous No.]

Gura..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
>Noel
>Image is Lamy talking about Nene
You okay anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599
>Jesus christ every thread is people just giggling about her saying something unintentionally dirty, it's like a group of 12 year olds
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700869
To have comfy times with the people who care enough to keep track of her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS A MOUTHBREATHER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
Noel gigaton pressed Lamy's fat ass with her fat cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700334
Gura wants to decline, let her decline.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouth breeder Gura uuuohhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700599

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700878
up
download

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bratty whiny voice is so fucking cute.
>not aloooooot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700855
JUST BECAUSE I POST TOWA, DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE WACKY BROWN MAN WITH WEIRD NAILS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700925
This rrat is unironically the most believable thing I've read all week

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700874
You've been posting the same shit for months, friend. Consider a different hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura focusing, mouth agape, is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Sneaking up on Gura while her mouth is open!
Sticking your ____ in Gura's agape mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo is the most awkward about getting huge superchats? Is it still Money Mori or has she gotten better at dealing with them? I've been impressed lately with how Kiara just emphatically says something like "thank you for your generosity" and doesn't get all awkward about it, she's really a pro about the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700933
GO BACK TO KRAKOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700933
Are you that guy that got accused of being Polish earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700637
>>2700750
>>2700822
>stares autistically at a dude until he gives her juice
>that dating "advice"
>whore
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700884
It's just an hour of them laughing at the creepiest superchats they've both gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700919
she's stealing Ina's niche!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700929
Not in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947
tounger so that I can kiss her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700893
I don't know, i guess it would depend of the songs they play

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700884
Lore zatsudan

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947
Whipped cream canister

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700953
wtf anon, that happened hours ago, go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
t. didn't do his reps
at least plug it into deepl

[Anonymous No.]

Goorah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700949
Send one to each of them and measure their reactions to find out, from EN, ID and JP each

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura has enough missiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>this is my moment
Did Gura just sing fucking rebecca black?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahh, nothing like a GAWR Boost drink after your first large Baskin-Robbins OREO Chocolate milkshake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
Lamy and Noel did an offcollab ASMR stream with a double heartbeat section.

I'll leave it to your imagination to think about the logistics of that.

Lamy was intimidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947
Tongue just like my JAVs

[Anonymous No.]

Why am I getting ads for schizophrenia medication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947
Toothbrush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700929
The cutest
>>2700958
This anon is a dirty liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700756
>somewhere Pekora is cackling because she gets VODs brough back up, others get them taken down
TICK TOCK VALKYRIE AURORA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700884
here's a good place to share my rrat
its an offcollab. Ame moved close enough to Gura that they can offcollab now.
She wanted to move to fix her internet, but the real reason she moved close to Gura is because Cover made her so she can keep tabs on Gura/physically satisfy Gura's needs/ be someone Gura can interact with in person since she likely never does (pick one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700929
Gura is dead. There is only Gawrzawa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700953
yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700925
just realized after looking this screencap over that i misspelled my filename, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>Wave beam
SOMEONE POST IT

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine sneaking up on her with your dick out while her mouth is agape in focus and shoving it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700971
>go to sleep
It's only 8:57 pm, Polish-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947
Shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700996
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700994
>physically satisfy Gura's needs
U-uoooooohh

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700982
what a funny nickname

[Anonymous No.]

reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700985
I got addicted to bandori after that sponsor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700985
Suisei, no! You'll have another metabolism crash like you did on Holotalk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700901
I can't remember. It wasn't more than 2k dollars. I don't want to do the math. I wouldn't have made FUCK YOU money, though. I was burnt out because I had been planning on buying dogecoin for a while before it broke .01, but I was INSISTENT ON coinbase. Ended up buying on RH because the alternative exchange I made an account for wouldn't get verified in time, and had a bad experience with RH. I've been a bit depressed and unable to look at stonks/crypto ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700982
She's been learning a bunch of songs off-stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700697
peepeepoopoo

[Anonymous No.]

Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700867
It's weird how much alike we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700929
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700981
There is never enough dakka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700956
You don't need to date to have sex, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700884
If she's commissioning something for it, I get the feeling she's planning on this 'podcast' being a recurring thing. Whether it's specifically Gurame or if she plans on bringing in others I dunno though, I think it'd be cool either way. The zatsudan collabs (Ina with Ame and the Takamori off collab one) are honestly some of my favourite EN collabs by far, I'd love to see more in that vein.

[Anonymous No.]

what does 5chan think about the gura's super metroid stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
um

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
>>2701009
YABAI

[Anonymous No.]

how come everyone abandoned terraria
what happened bros? i thought you was keepin it gangsta

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700981
no, she's going to be thankful for all the missiles if she ever reaches Mother Brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700985
NO THAT'S A COLLECTIBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701009
>>2701011
yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701015
Erase

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701015
Fuck off Damascus

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701017
watch the anime
watch the live concerts
at least youtube search Raise a Suilen, theres alot to like about bandori

[Anonymous No.]

Gura won't even get 15k this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700919
To think she mocked our boy V...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700981
the game has 250 of them
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701031
Can someone remind me what her queen sized bed is for?

[Anonymous No.]

Boomers should all fucking die from the great coof. The internet would be better place without those faggots. M*troid is not a classic it's a literal boring garbage, the viewer counter proves it. At this point I believe that anyone who likes m*troid is a mentally challenged individual.
Hopefully Gura finishes this boring trash this stream. I don't want to see any m*troid streams ever again. Retrofags should fucking kill themselves.
Gura could have played DMC, monster hunter or terraria instead of this... This could have been a kino stream...
inb4 zoomer. This game is objectively worse then DMC or monster hunter. Go fuck yourself nostalgia degenerates. Once you die nobody would even think about your "classics" because they are all trash.
NOW
PAY UP!
COMMON!
The only fucking reason Gura tolerates (you) and your old ass garbage is money and (you) fucking know it. I'd say that it's your moral obligation to make it up for your shit tier retro "game".
Nostalgia is truly the worst thing that could cloud your judgement. I will purge anything that I consider nostalgic in order to be a better individual

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700925
holy shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700947

[Anonymous No.]

>All that for missiles
Wow, such an amazing design.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
it was months ago ame..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700994
>its an offcollab
>ame canceled it on the day it was going to happen
lol no

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700929
The cutest in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700998
But you are Polish

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701039

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701031
remember the couple of weeks after Amon9 Us where /hlgg/ was in love with Polka and talked about her constantly? I wonder how come nobody even acknowledges her in here anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700653

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700933
flipbro has completely ruined Towa for this thread, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701005
I see you don't watch the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701054
>live concerts
By the seiyuus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
i was born in 1981 and you are right

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700851
She's a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
Anon, your pills...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701071
NO that'd be Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701015
I hope to see my child soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701071
extremely so

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701058
>>2701072
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1383948411678826503
I AM POLKA

[Anonymous No.]

I guess tonight I'll try watching another Gura stream and see if I find her funny yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701047
>Why yes, yes it is. I even obtained it through nefarious and quite possibly illegal methods, what are you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

She really thought Crocomire was a hard boss if she expected to fight it for at least one hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
wtf ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
>Weeks later he's still seething because he was so sure Gura would drop it
kek if you hate it so much fuck off and watch something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701031
I'm so glad that our little enclave of Omaru-za has survived and thrived for so long while still understanding the most important thing in life: Polka

[Anonymous No.]

STFU everyone! Tenma is gonna teach us Japanese slang while Gura suffers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011
You have to let it go ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
i was born in 2001 and you are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701028
The love of cute girls transcends all boundries, and is a foundational feature of civilized men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701039
>Gura is fucking random guys she doesn't even know
that's even less believable

[Anonymous No.]

Gura end this stream right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011

[Anonymous No.]

Did something happen to Gura's rig in the past few months? I noticed her head looking more squished than it used to and did a comparison. Her head looks noticeably more skewed. Left is Luigi's Mansion 3, right is current stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumkeks, our oshi is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

gopher...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700878
>>2700870
I don't get it....

[Anonymous No.]

Take a shower after Gura's stream, /hlgg/!

[Anonymous No.]

Goodah...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700981
With her "all that for some stupid missles?" attitude? Not a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701058
Cuddling and love making

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pain peko...

[Anonymous No.]

Goomba...

[Anonymous No.]

>style points

[Anonymous No.]

Goober....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
She had a stream where she fucked around with her aspect ratio for laughs and I think she never properly fixed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701089
Explain this, kenzokeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
She never figured out how to reset transformations after this stunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCFOcqsnc9Y
sorry not sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
she never got the aspect ratio back to normal after messing with it a few streams ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
abayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
あの...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700721
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I HAVENT CHECKED DOGECOIN IN WEEKS AND NOW I HAVE 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS WTF

[Anonymous No.]

So you all keep saying Gura's enjoying Metroid

...Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701093
So it wasn't a rape dungeon, but a transformation facility...

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 sequence break with bomb hopping

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
I agree, Metroid is a shit game, Super Metroid on the other hand, a timeless masterpiece

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
i agree with you on her other metroid streams but for some reason this one's kino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
yab calm the fuck down Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701089
Towa is cute beyond reason but I’ll have to respectfully disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701073
>this cope
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

This is someone's oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701155
Congrats anon drop a big aka on your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
Me on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
This is literally the Bigger Luke Theory of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700996
HERfag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701133
angry shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701119
No the game is badly designed or more accurately it's design is outdated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700571

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701158
Gura enjoys boss fights more than the exploring.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
Odds are she probably never reset it after messing with the scaling

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701158
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

premium cute voice gura today

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
ah I called this before but was too lazy to look it up. thank you for making the side by side. hopefully someone tweets it at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
Is Ame actually a southpaw?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura won't even look directly at the screen and dox me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
what the fuck did i just read

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700425
Dual Blades: Watame, Suisei, Reine, Mel, Rushia, Anya, Risu
Longsword: Aqua, Kanata, Ayame, Shion, Temma, Moona, Miyabi
Hunting Horn: Marine, Ina, Polka, Roboco, Izuru, Rikka, Towa, Nene
Greatsword: Lamy, Oga, Pochi
Hammer: Miko, Luna, Coco, Okayu, Noel
Switchaxe: Fubuki, Roberu, Pekora
Gunlance: Aki, Shien
Light Bowgun: Mio, Botan, Aruran, Korone
Sword and Shield: Matsuri
Insect Glaive: Flare, Iofi
Charge Blade: Gura, Astel
Haven't Played/Streamed yet: Kiara, Subaru, Amelia, Choco, Ollie (will stream in 6 hours), Mori, AZKi, Sora

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701143
Goofy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701021
Anon I have a dollar and ninety one cents in my bank account right now. While not fuck-off levels, that's still a good chunk of change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701108
Not really. Tons of girls do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700676
>/hlgg/ watching coco's streams that aren't meme review

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701160
Based. I never played Metroid and I never intend to. Super Metroid however is great,

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly if your oshi doesn't have a signature greeting AND signature sign-off catchphrase, then she's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701183
The longer she goes without sex the bigger she gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701168
yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701155
give goobles $100 rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
I thank the lord every day I'm not actually autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701168
Yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701168
Yes, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701200
okay then...
how did /hlg/ react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
>no bow users
why is Hololive so full of scrubs again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701113
She became fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701189
No I think all of them are right handed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
How long until Guura debuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701192
Kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701143
Torra...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701147
first ollie, then haachama and now even rebecca black... teenagers should be banned from the entertainment industry

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
Star Wars fans are truly unparalleled autists. They set the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

There’s such thing as a Holo that isn’t cute, because all the uglies got the boot when HoloCN got shut down.

It is unfortunate that Yogiri, the only good design of the bunch wasn’t able to be saved, but alas.

[Anonymous No.]

Are people getting vaccinated really killing HoloEN's numbers that badly? This is fucking brutal.

This isn't even "muh nousagi" anymore, Gura's competing with the mid-tiers like Noel and Haachama at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701101

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063

the "boomers" who remember super metroid are like late 20s and wont budge from the coof

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701216
>orange
you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700425

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
How will lancebros react when Ollie is the one that uses it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
god, how can our rrats even compete with this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap my reps are working well enough to get what Tenma is explaining, along with his english. This is great practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
Thats a bad sound, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701222
gura definitely plays taiko with a strong right hand preference, can't say anything about the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701198
Naturally, but saying it's not enough money to fuck off to Mexico for a couple of years and still have enough to comfortably reinvest is how I cope on losing out on like 20K.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701147
I genuinely like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701158
Who the hell knows. She dropped Terraria after saying she loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701193
It gets so, so much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700425
It's a little dated but this is what Gurenge was talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
>only 7 holos haven't jumped on the bandwagon
Thank God Ame is my oshi and will never play this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
Ollie is 100% going to use dual blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701234
Fuck you Shion. Artia and Civia were cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
I remember the cold war as an actual thing and not as a chapter in a history textbook. This is dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701147
Music has never brought me such genuine pain before

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701200
I watch Coco pretty much every time she's on if it's a reasonable time for my time zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
I really don't know if you are a common anti SM schizo or one of the anti DMC schizos who I've seen using it as ammo to stir shit up or simply a weir fusion of both.

[Anonymous No.]

cue replies about deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701203
https://youtu.be/VVNTUCzh4E0?t=6650

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701222
Kiara is left handed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701174
The opposite actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701240
I thought the cocock would prevail over the antiposting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701237
Well, yeah. The West doesn't really have a shut-in culture like Japan does, under normal circumstances. This is a phenomenon brought on by the pandemic. I don't know why this is surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
I haven't seen Risu's stream with Anya and Iofi yesterday but in her stream last week she was using switchaxe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
Has anyone watched shien or aki with gunlance? I got filtered hard by that weapon in MHW and wasn't sure if they are any good with it either.

[Anonymous No.]

I accidently donated 100$ instead of 10$ how do I do a chargeback with youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701240
but /hlg/ loves Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701257
I'm not buying this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save / Better lock it in your pocket, takin' this one to the grave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNJGAwqV0ys

i unironically listened to the nightcore version of this for god knows how long

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701225
Bro delete this, they're going to find me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
Our schizos are like children in comparison to starwarsfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701216
you'll have more luck just going into the archived coco thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701208
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701199
anon, I could believe Gura having a boyfriend and maybe fucking him, but you really expect me to believe Gura, as shy and socially awkward as she is, is hitting up the local bars and clubs and fucking random guys that give her a quick wink after buying her a pina collada? your rrat is fucking retarded, cuckfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701237
Why do you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701267
No, fuck you for having taste so shitty that you could comprehend that retarded gremlin as “cute”, you mongrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701267
>Artia was cute
If you're into women with down syndrome maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701262
Considering that her complaint as to why she didn't get into Mohun early was because "the combat looked too slow", definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701222
all are right handed except kiara in en

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701267
literal la goblina...

[Anonymous No.]

LARGE SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701257
>what is camera perspective
Star Wars fans are retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows
Gura no!

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows
???

[Anonymous No.]

Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

say something good about it

[Anonymous No.]

>THE NOSE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.]

RATE GURA'S NOSE

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, what Fubuki videos got deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

THE NOSE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700643
>bigger gura theory

[Anonymous No.]

GURA CUTE NOSE!

[Anonymous No.]

nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700688
Agreed, but I'd rather her play Dead Space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701215
I believe Okayu said she will play bow when she plays multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

nose....

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows
GURA WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>OY VEY THE NOSE KNOWS
GURA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WTF

[Anonymous No.]

Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows...
OY VEY GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
is she redpilled on the jews?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING NOSE

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS DRUNK

[Anonymous No.]

>THE (((NOSE))) KNOWS
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
gura....... no need to be antisemetic

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
GURA..?

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows
Gura no

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Trying to interact with their foreign audience usually by using words in that particular language
>Hidari, migi
>Keep mouth open when concentrating
>Banter with their domestic audience
How long before this fully mirrors the Luna playthrough and Gura yells at her audience for telling her to use missiles and kills Ridley with the charge beam and finishes the game in a Japanese Only Stream

[Anonymous No.]

THE NOSE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701294
Reminder that these fucking schizos have a rule for their wiki that they must refer to fucking EVERYTHING in past tense because "technically it all happened a long long time ago"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701325
It looks pretty lewd desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701270
Same, she just doesn't get a lot of discussion here since she streams on prime time and a good chunk of her streams are just superchat thanking like kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701287
Tonybones you cuck

[Anonymous No.]

gura is anti-semitic...

[Anonymous No.]

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701287
>youtube
>chargeback

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701147
Incredible, she turned into a hyperwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701284
Anon, you can't claim that when other EN vtubers are still inclining...

[Anonymous No.]

>the nose knows
she is letting her /pol/side out

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
>>2701257
Help these niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701325
looks like a belly

[Anonymous No.]

>you want to suck Gura's nose now don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701328
Scatman and all the musical parodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701325
I wanna kiss it

[Anonymous No.]

haha gura is funny

[Anonymous No.]

o-oy vey!

[Anonymous No.]

THE NOSE KNOWS
GURA IS A /pol/ TARD CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
Thanks but ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701328
Her Scatman cover, and based on that, all of the short vids of her singing copyrighted songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700760
gyoi Mr. Koro

[Anonymous No.]

That "twoink" sound she made was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701299
Damn you tony bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
I'm still waiting for Gura or Ame to try and do a Japanese only stream, that'll be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701368
not me,
>>2701299
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
>Festival's still the only SnS user
Hopefully she sticks with it and trains better. that weapon is fun as fuck in Rise

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's been hanging out with Kiara it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
Did Luna finish the stream in an English Only stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>The nose knows
>people in chat saying berg
no wonder she is the only EN without reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701381
>>2701329
Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701374
What EN vtuber is inclining? Vshoujo is tanking too.

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuoooohhhhhh a gummy shark blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>What would you guys think if I didn't have teeth?
Is Gura high?

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a gummer from Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... what?
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701275
First of all, CUTE. Your oshi is very cute. Second of all, maybe this is retarded but I was surprised when Reine described it as "very concise." It just strikes me as the kind of word a native speaker would casually throw out but not an ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

Calm down fags, this isn't just an antisemite meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>what would you think if i didn't have teeth?
SHE'S UNIRONICALLY HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701328
scatman

[Anonymous No.]

GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
>GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
>GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
>GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
>GURA MUST APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>toothless gura blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701303
She went to high school

[Anonymous No.]

NO TEETH GURA LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701382
reminder: Topsis released her original recently and also some new acoustic covers! they're cute, even if she used a lot of autotune in the former!

[Anonymous No.]

TOOTHLESS GUMMY BLOWIE JOEY UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701072
I know this is bait but I'm just going to use this as an excuse to talk about Polka
I LOVE POLKA!

[Anonymous No.]

Gummy Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
gura also did that sucking on her lip in anger thing several times this stream. it really is a mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701382
top sis...

[Anonymous No.]

no teeth = better blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

gums.....

[Anonymous No.]

Getting gummed by Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE IS LOOKING AT THE EARLY LIFE SECTION OF WIKIPEDIA

[Anonymous No.]

FELLATIO

[Anonymous No.]

Gummy Goomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
My sides would be obliterated if she finished the game in a Japanese only stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701384
BANG BANG BANG, PULL MY DEVIL NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701237
Obviously more number=more money, which is good, but the sooner people can go outside again the less grey names and niggers we'll have to suffer with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701432
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that
>the nose knows
could simply be a reference to Parliament's funk classic "Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701067
more fuel for the rrat that they live very close to each other now

[Anonymous No.]

I don't remember this boss level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701382
I can't believe you fuckers abandoned her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701114
https://files.catbox.moe/mewah1.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701392
If they at least romaji I can see it happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701421
Fact! Polka is a real comedic heavyweight, whether she's hamming up video games with her amusing antics, or just chewing the fat with her viewers in her zatsudan streams, her larger-than-life personality never fails to bring me laughter of seismic proportions. Truly the center of gravity of Holo5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
god I fucking wish. Luna's SM was the funniest shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701397
The entire finale for Super Metroid was her trying to speak only in English yeah. She cheated using a dictionary though but it was great and basically what made me a Lunaito

[Anonymous No.]

Whoa cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701375
IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701444
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

After this surprising revelation of Gura's antisemetism, I would like to consider making Gura my oshi, but chumbuds creep me out. How do I ignore them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701072
We do all the time, but this is an EOP thread and we quite literally do not know what she's saying most of the time, anon. What could we possible discuss under such circumstances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701354
She needs to do a JP only stream so we can get a moment like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701425
It's safer, and shark teeth grow back as many times as needed, so it's advisable to remove your shark girl's teeth before doing the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701444
It's also just an idiom. I dunno why these retards are immediately jumping to Jews other than /pol/shit rotting their brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701401
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701382
OY VEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701359
>must refer to fucking EVERYTHING in past tense because "technically it all happened a long long time ago"
This is elite autism, I fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701448
>He missed the ultra secret boss in the v2.3.06 update
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

Do people forget the nose knows is an actual real world saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701011

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701450
I did not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701445
No, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
The writing has been on the wall ever since she went on that rant about the Palestinian right of return

[Anonymous No.]

Is half this game just jumping on tiny platforms? Isn‘t this supposed to be the best SNES game ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701460
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
Stop being a weak faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701475
Wanna know something even funnier? THEY HAVE A FUCKING PAGE FOR EARTH DESPITE IT ONLY SHOWING UP IN A SINGLE FRAME OF A COMIC AND THEY STILL USE FUCKING P A S T TENSE FOR A PLACE WE ALL LIVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701415
....and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701451
Fuck thats hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701063
this is bait but im going to take it this once, If it was so bad then gura would hate it and it would just be another unfinished dropped game that gura is notorious for doing.
the fact she is still bothering to play it is because she enjoys it, so to quote (you), Gura is
>a mentally challenged individual who likes m*troid.
that and you are obviously looking for numbers Mr. numberfag.
>This game is objectively worse then DMC or monster hunter.
No shit retard Metroid came out on 1994 on the fucking super nintendo. you are comparing it to the peak of a franchise that came out in 2019 and a game that litterally came out less than a month ago in the year of our lord 2021, shit the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so big

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701450
Never followed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701477
yea ive heard it in cartoons, i never knew it was a 4chan dogwhistle

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701359
>>2701460
Oh my god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701469
Weak
https://litter.catbox.moe/suauj9.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701448
>He missed the version of 9927.
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701398
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
kek that "naruhodo" always gets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
So what is the meta monhun weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
Fuck off faggot Gura is going to join forces with Kiara to create the Shark Reich where cute and funny will prevail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701460
I NEED TO FIND THESE PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN A HOSPTAL FOR THE INSANE.
I HAVE POSTED (((PSYCHIATRY))) AND (((MEDS))) BEFORE, BUT THIS IS SERIOUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701415
Please get off the internet once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is weirder than usual today!
and cuter too!

[Anonymous No.]

>All these fucking Longsword users and no Lance users in Hololive
This is why Longsword is Capcom's favorite child and Lance is the kid forgotten through time.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't watched Gura in a few months, why does she seem so bummed out now? Is she okay?

Kind of making me feel awkward watching, like she doesn't wanna be here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701460
I kneel to Star Wars schizochads.... we can't hope to compare...

[Anonymous No.]

sadface...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
How can you be a Nazi and not be antisemitic? That's like eating a hot dog without the bun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
>surprising revelation of Gura's antisemetism
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
This is literally what SNES games were about: jumping on tiny platforms.

Back in the boomer ages, this was considered peak gameplay. Samus can switch weapons, which back then was some revolutionary shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701415
I want /r9k/ to fucking leave. high school girls aren't fucking everything that moves retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701460
What's the problem of these people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
The fucking naruhodo kills me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
No, that would be A Link to the Past

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
Why are fa/tv/irgins here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701421
Funny you should say that, I love Polka too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701405
Thank you sir. And honestly you won't be very hard pressed to find ESLs who speak english very proficiently to the point of sounding like a native speaker nowadays. It's still not any less impressive but at the same time it's becoming way more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701481
devils advocate
she didn't want to get gura sick

[Anonymous No.]

>Only half shark half girl you could find
SHARTEMIS OF THE BROWN BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701523
probably cause lance is a slow clunky piece of shit with like 3 buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>I mean, it tastes good I guess, but it just doesn’t compare to my one true love.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else put their mouse cursor over Gura's so it felt like you were holding hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701237
Why do numberfags have such short term memory?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's slowly encroaching more into the 2/3 of the screen for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701523
What's the point of being able to block attacks and do low damage when you can just wait for the monster to whiff and then do big damage?

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck Gura is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701523
Lance is garbage, give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701525
bait.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701541
everyone is here

[Anonymous No.]

technically true since the other one is a dude

[Anonymous No.]

>Only half shark half girl you could find

fuck....

[Anonymous No.]

The ONLY half girl half shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701455
Was this before the Holocaust? Sounds kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701123
tetaho

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701529
I meant to write how can you be antisemitic and not a rapist/pedophile but c'est la vie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701462
Gura is my oshi and I'm actually Jewish

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
No, that's Megaman X

[Anonymous No.]

>The only half shark, half GIRL
Accurate

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK FACTS MENTION
SHARK FACTS MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

GURA LORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701525
This is peak soft voice Gura, she's just sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701415
Is that literally your reason?
That is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701237
Viewers with adblock aren't counted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701286
Shien is really good with it,I think he's using the spread ammo type.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Nacho....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701544
Allergies aren't contagious, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura???

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701523
Lance is fucking trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701359
>>2701460
shit, not even the ironically stupid narratives can compare to this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700911
Nigger can you read? It's even translated in English for you
>ノエル先輩お邪魔しました!!
>Noel-senpai bothered me! !!
>DeepL: Sorry to bother you, Noel-senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701551
numberfags don't care about facts, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701525
Only newfags don't recognize your sad posting at this point, schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>this bs story about teeth
she's here

[Anonymous No.]

Nacho...

[Anonymous No.]

i don't know gura's lore, is bloop an atlantian or just a mascot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701325
is that her nipple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701563
>>2701564

[Anonymous No.]

INA'S IMAGE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701513
>>2701538
*doesn't naruhodo at all*

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701415
so did I.
and so did the weird girl in my AP govt class who liked to talk about Halo fanfiction and Inuyasha.
she never got laid either.
we were in the same D&D group recently, she's still weird

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura almost didn't have teeth
Why the fuck did Cover rush EN so badly? Yes I already know why

[Anonymous No.]

Lies! Gura said she ate her siblings, which means she couldn't have been born without teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
Sebastian thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701563
>girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
no that's TMNT Turtles in Time

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura's next outfit shows her bottom teeth but hides her top ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701583
might have been before ame got confirmation from the doctors

[Anonymous No.]

>extremely racist
>good sense of humor and taste
>very feminine
>redpilled on the JQ
Almost perfect. Shame about being a whore...

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701515
longsword, i guess
meta really only applies to armor sets though, since armor skills are more important than what weapon you use most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is really fucking cute tonight bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700984
Which is saying something, cause Lamy ain't exactly a slouch in the chest department herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
what is jq?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701606
Vored whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701551
>Buff game and game ark
>Not getting big numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
Would you let her gas you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701605
Aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
>>2701616

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701497
Man, I remember the edit wars between the Star Trek wiki page for Breasts and the Star Wars wiki page for Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
Stop talking about your mom and watch the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
God Luna is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701605
Retardchama...

[Anonymous No.]

Fartemis

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701514
All the pieces are falling into place... The Final Solution to the SEA problem will be televised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701605
I don't, help a newf/a/g, おねがい…

[Anonymous No.]

COVER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
no thats bahamut lagoon
super metroid is top twenty though

[Anonymous No.]

Wat a funneh story Shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
Her hymen is intact, she only does fellatio, the little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701605
What if she isn't talking about her live2D?

[Anonymous No.]

SORAIRO DAYS COVER MENTION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
An ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.

[Anonymous No.]

can you retards stop trying to backseat gura about the tube? its not as fun when she's told what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701644
>the Star Wars wiki page for Breasts
Oh god I remember that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701609
oh shit a leech like CDawgVA (connor AKA Sebastian)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701631
the Jay question

[Anonymous No.]

so that shark teeth thing, was that supposed to be funny? does it seem to anyone else like sometimes Gura just starts making something up in an attempt at humour but then has no idea where she's going with it so she just kinda mumbles about it but then stops talking? like her sentences are a maze that she's trying to find a way out of

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
Excellent bait

[Anonymous No.]

Subtle based SC

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that her model would be improved with bigger teeth like pic related? I could see it being awkward with her talking if its not set up properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701599
GURA'S NIPPLE NOSE UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>sucky sucky
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701549
i hover it on her head from time to time when she does good, so it's like i'm patting hear head

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701486
For me it was Terranigma, but there are really too many incredible games to say definitively. Good thing modern consoles don't have that problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701619
What should i expect using each weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701644
Can I get a QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701651
Look up Mano Aloe. She returned to being an indie after what happened to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701659
Icaruschama, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701665
you're way too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701678
its fine now. she just needs better rigging

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
she really is a virgin though, which makes her truly perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
He is food and probably also a convicted criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701676
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701631
https://stedolan.github.io/jq/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701534
Uh huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701551
>debuff game not part of game ark
>not getting low numbers
Of course, "11000 views is low" is only demented numberfag shitposting anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701676
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701627

[Anonymous No.]

what is she doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701637
Bigger than marine and pekora if that's your metric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701566
>Wat this before the Holocaust
Nah it's still up, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiYjw52e28

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701678
What that other anon said, though I think her having Ame like teeth except them being sharp would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701671
Welcome to adhd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701687
>What should i expect
to become chuuni prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701698
>Fartemis
>This SC
Gura knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701703
cool fan art

[Anonymous No.]

Ah shit, why did this part exist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Sad news] The only thing anyone remembers about S*r**r* D*ys is "bottom teeth"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701671
I do the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701523
>people genuinely surprised fucking SWORD is the most popular weapon
I will never understand Mon Hun elitists

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701704
raping a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701681
MOTHER LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIME SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
Disgusting...

[Anonymous No.]

baby keem sampled this for a song. I was losing my fucking mind because I couldn't remember where I originally heard it from
https://youtu.be/U9FgsySskAA

[Anonymous No.]

so what happened terraria bros? i thought that she was addicted to it and having fun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701668
I'll forgive you because I forgot the crab existed and thought the fish was sebastian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701671
You are obsessed bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701704
God is shaking her booty, but for what reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701587
IT GETS BETTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701460
The fucking "A Larger World" piece of "evidence" has sent my fucking sides into orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
please leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SWEATY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
NEXT MEME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701742
How much further does the schizo hole go?

[Anonymous No.]

waht the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701678
baby teeth > big chompers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701525
she's had "a lot going on"

[Anonymous No.]

Gura don't mention sweat...

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Dio

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's losing it live on stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>cold sweats
>fan

[Anonymous No.]

>is that dio?
DIO HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, no, don't encourage him

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701742
THIS RRAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE SENSE. *WHY* WOULD HE CHANGE HEIGHTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
its called Sorairo Days not S*or**ro D*ys, and its a great song

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up Dio I know you're subbed to HoloFightZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
>he doesn't clap when his oshi finishes her stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
MonHun happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
I'm sorry, but you need to have a kosher oshi like Shion or Aki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701687
Hammer feels very satisfying when you get those stuns off and get to go to town on their head, Overextending will 100% get you knocked on your ass though

[Anonymous No.]

Taking advantage of a sleepless shark who can't defend herself!!

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura on her period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
now you too can pay to be an americlap

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
Sorario Days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701678
big teeth would be so fucking hot I wouldn't be able to contain my chum

[Anonymous No.]

>"cold sweats"
Wait, is she actually sick? That would explain things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
please clap

[Anonymous No.]

>Every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701515
meta in monhun only really applies to speedrunners. every weapon style is capable of soloing any monster without too much trouble if you have decent ability
people like hunting horn players, they do help alot in online play. theres some cool builds you can do like paralysis charge blade and 100% crit cat claw dual blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
I really wish this asterisk meme would die already, can't understand anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701676
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701737
how the fuck do you forget the singer for under the sea is the crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701775
Because there's always a bigger fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
CLAP YOUR HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
N E X T M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
Superchats but for comments

[Anonymous No.]

>Most subscribed Holo
>Can't reach 20k in stream
>Her fanbase must cope with Vod views to feel better about themselves.
This shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes Gura thank the schizos that want to rape you for making your day brighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701783
How can I find a bf like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dio gets recognized
>Ichigo doesn't
Bleachbros........

[Anonymous No.]

explain this, takos

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701566
No, it's from the first round of EOP pandering after EN came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
It made her want to play the good 2D games from the best era of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
>Number 1 if it wasn't for marine's shitpost most listened holo cover of the week
Yeah no one remembers it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
>commonly abbreviated to BL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701783
I wanna pick her up when she's trying to practice singing and princess carry her and then when we're in bed I'm gonna cuddle with her and hold her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
this slander won't stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701775
YOU DON'T GET IT THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LUKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701478
WHY GURA WHYYYYYY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
You don't clap at the end of streams? Next you'll tell me you don't order crab legs at the cinema.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701813
I want to smell her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701763
Prease crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
>At least one piece of banter involving English users misunderstanding the Japanese users and start telling her they're saying these things then she asks for clarification and they say it's cute and she goes "HAH learn a thing or two from the JP niki!"
>Kill Ridley with charge beam
>Japanese poem superchat that gets butchered and confuses the shit out of both EN and JP viewers
>JP stream for the final stream
If she does those then it'll be an exact mirror and it'd be fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701798

[Anonymous No.]

gura won't reach 12k

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701598
Open wide, newfag.

Bloop is actually an allegory for Gura herself. Bloop represents the feelings of containment, imprisonment, and restraint that Gura endures while playing her character. The whole reason Bloop can't be released is because it actually means the shedding of Gura's own limiters. The implication of this is that removing HER limiters would result in a being too powerful to be contained, even by Hololive.

This is also why Gura never shows Bloop on stream anymore. Who wants a constant reminder around of what they could be without restraints? It would be like a slave carrying around their collar as a constant reminder of their station in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701825
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EVEN BY STAR WARS LOGICS AND WHY WOULD THERE BE TWO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701818
>uke luke and seme luke

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701812
Sorry bro, people only care about his hot wife now

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't have teeth
this is the second girl from that area of the world that i've heard about this condition from.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Failure_of_eruption_of_teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701818
Ame no, calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701818
MIKO, MARINE GET DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701832
>>2701840

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701450
I never abandoned her, and she hearts my comments on every video and community post! It's just the algorithm that fucked her over since even I only see her community posts 2-3 days after. I think she is working hard to overcome it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701775
The Force works in mysterious ways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701796
I watched the little mermaid exactly once, at the age of 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701615
>Being virgin
>Whore
Something doesn't connect

[Anonymous No.]

was that marriage humming, chumkeks care to explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701604
>a girl that likes Halo lore and Tabletop and is willing to hang out with you
NIGGA FUCKING DO YOUR SOCIAL REPS AND GO FORGE A CONNECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
Anon??

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GETTING MARRIED SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701858
We got married

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701832
>>2701840
blueclappermind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701858
I married her. Sorry deadbrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701775
it depends on what shoes he was wearing each day of recording

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701841
>>2701775
You wouldn't understand....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701604
Anon, for all of us, marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701813
welp that's going in the folder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
Anon please for you sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701841
LUKE AND VADER WERE CONTAMINATED BY PALPATINE'S FORCE ENERGY BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN AND LIKE PALPATINE THERE ARE MANY OF EACH, BUT THE LUKES EXIST PARTIALLY AS FORCE GHOSTS DUE TO THE SHEER NUMBER THAT HAVE ALREADY DIED AND THEY SOMETIMES POSSESS EACHOTHER'S BODIES CAUSING THEM TO SWITCH PHYSICALITIES

[Anonymous No.]

USING MY XRAY SCOPE ON GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701695
>>2701856
(?)
How do you guys know?

[Anonymous No.]

What timeline is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701549
That's a little on the nose, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701784
Yes actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
>not even a minutes
kek

[Anonymous No.]

puyopuyopuyo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701858
She wants to get married with me

[Anonymous No.]

I forget the x-ray scope is a thing every time I play this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701821
>princess carry
Iofi ruined this for me.

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys think Gura finally joined that private discord "dio" made for her so the two can chat personally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701855
alright fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>the Force can literally impregnate some random woman on a dune coon sand planet and nobody bats an eye
>but creating two Lukes, no, that's way too weird for Star Wars
You people are so damn naive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701878
t. me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701758
IT GOES SO
MUCH
DEEPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701891
A pretty awful one. But at least one of EN doesn't wear panties on her head. That'd be the worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701891
the bad one

[Anonymous No.]

gura won't have dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701903
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
you were saying faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701905
THEY'RE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701905
oh yeah i'm sure she signed right on up lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701903
What did she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2696875

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701887
This fucking image kills me every time I see it. Anya edits are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701912
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

The x-ray beam is such a legitimately cool upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701889
I'm her gynecologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
your oshi is cute but she hates you, and so do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701911
I need the link to this NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701821

Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701925
Reddant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701604
Just fuck her already you coward

[Anonymous No.]

gura won't reach 13k

[Anonymous No.]

*PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO *

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701468
It literally doesn't work in reverse, though.

With the JP girls, they can read the western characters but have no idea how to pronnounce them or what they mean.

Gura either knows how ot read a moon rune and what it means, or doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will never marry me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701905
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701889
I'm her hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701891
He's favorite rezero is beatrice though, he's not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701838
This guy is a chumbud that noticed Gura would reach 12K and posted it to get (You)s. Deleting the post intensify the (You)s. This technique has been used multiple times by chumbuds recently.

[Anonymous No.]

JGBFW
How was Ina today?
How is Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701604
Laugh at this turbovirgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701903
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
people went for it twice in this very thread, even!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701950
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
No shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
almost as if they got the joke, damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700349
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/w8b9f6.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701952
And how do I know (you) exist huh???? And no, I will NOT take my meds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701515
according to speedrun times, Longsword is best meta in Rise
and in World it's Heavy fucking Bowgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701924

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701925
Radish kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>I know I'm going to die
Nihilism gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701889
being a virgin is secretly a requirement to join hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
Must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701911
Bro, I'm gonna need several glasses to take off in disbelief for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701954
And yet Emilia remains supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701842
Bloop is too big, just like your brain tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
>IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701956
Gura actually learned to use the grappling beam fairly quickly and also beat the boss that made her ragequit the previous stream within the first 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701903
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
wtf, SEACHADs explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701905
yes, they spent their evenings reading poetry to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701937
Literally just type Bigger Luke in the google search bar.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura won’t even reach 500k

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701949
JOPs that SC to Gura are usually good with avoiding kanji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701956
>Just got back from WestTaiwan
GO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701952
I will break you one day anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701981
This, but completely seriously. Even if they're actively trying to settle down, like Choco is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
no shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701981
*takes your oshi's virginity*

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701952
https://youtu.be/8lkhbD9vkfc

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701955
If I win, there will be a karaoke stream next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
>>2701996
fucking kek nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701687
If anything the meta weapon is either longsword since they keep overtuning it or the hunting horn since they pretty much completely reworked it making it a lot easier to use.
Most weapons play differently. Try using them vs the training dummy to see what feels good then after you play some time go back and you might find a different weapons fits the way you've started playing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702002
but gura hates poetry!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is live!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/products/cold-hardy-avocado-tree

Is this a good idea? Are avocado trees hard to take care of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701986
Reminds me of a thread on 4chan many years back where someone posted something mindblowing (I don't even remember what it was anymore) and an anon reacted with the gif of the dude taking off the sunglasses, but it was the actual original one where the glasses actually came off instead of the edit where he has another pair underneath, and everyone in the thread lost their shit. It's those kind of kino moments that stick with you and make people keep coming back to this shithole website... good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702013
but my oshi isn't watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
Iofi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701687
>Gunlance
The superior lance with added explosions. Also fast travel is optional
>Bow
You're one of the go-to weapons for speedrunners. In the hands of a good player it's not uncommon to never get hit during a hunt
>Light Bowgun
You bring a machine gun instead of an oversized slab of metal on a stick
>Heavy Bowgun
You bring a fucking rocket launcher instead of a machine gun
>Hammer
The ultimate unga bunga weapon. You spend most of the time smashing the monsters head into the ground. It's really satisfying knocking Rathalos out of the air with a rock on a stick
>Longsword
https://youtu.be/3eGszP4ZL3w
>Insect Glaive
90% of the gameplay you're in the air after you get your bugs. It's fun doing flips and tricks but you don't get style points stop messing around
>SwSh
you're a fighting game character in a Monster Hunter game
>Lance
>Switchaxe
The better, less complicated version of the Charge Blade. Not as explosion heavy as the CB but it's the steroid version of the Great Sword
>Charge Blade
The better, more complicated version of the Switchaxe. Not as explosion-less as the SwA, but it's the illegitimate child of the SwSh, GS, and Switchaxe
>Great Sword
You're Guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702013
But either one is literally gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
Connor's going to 'vacation' in Indonesia in a few months, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701856
all holos are whore-madonnas

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
Fubuki won

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702002
Wtf, Gura said she hated my poems. That fucking whore

[Anonymous No.]

is it good time for a puzzle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701727
The bottom teeth is the only thing good about it. Everything about that duo is terrible. It is way too loud, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

CROCOMIRE LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
Are the ID girls retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is obviously pure and your oshi is unpure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701638
>>2701734
>>2701745
>>2701935
I'm glad I can upset /pol/ fags just by being born

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
God damn why are Indos such sluts for white cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
She's still salty that she died to King Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
>you don't get style points stop messing around
no

[Anonymous No.]

IIIII LOVVVVVVVVVVVVE
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702025
no, she wrote a really cute poem for Kiara during Christmas, she likes poetry so much that she couldn't stand Dodo's poor attempt at it

[Anonymous No.]

badum badum bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702065
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
>Lance
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
If my oshi tweeted some shit like this I'd fly to Japan and commit a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702041
Why bother? They'll come to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702060
Don't worry, I still love you, my kosher friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
She has too many different games on her plate right now. In a week of 5 days with one day being singing/membership. Though she either didn't like it as much as she was saying or other things have priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
What's the status on the one Iofi fan in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701638
I'm not jewish but I'd let her gas me with braps

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702002
please don't confuse dio with dodo

[Anonymous No.]

i liked how gura said "this area has the best music" in a completely non-emotional voice and shook her head twice with neutral expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
I fucking hate mori for this unironically she is the original sin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700355
It's known that there's like five of them. One of them even got raked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
Hunting horn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701981
Coco disproves this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702095
SEAniggerchama...

[Anonymous No.]

SPEEN

[Anonymous No.]

wanyatamelon

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ever notice Gura's pupils are really small

[Anonymous No.]

SAMUSPIN

[Anonymous No.]

low energy gura is cute. she makes me want to hug her and wrap her in a blanket and carry her to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702098
that was ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1383042735779704832?s=19
fucking kek I thought it was a shitty edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702060
You do realize you oshi is Palestinian right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702099
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702029
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
La la lance...

[Anonymous No.]

I love my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

FIRST LETTER OF FIRST NAME = Donate at least $1 to thier next stream
If you can't donate a dollar, you have to treat them as your Oshi for a week and watch every single one of their streams!
At the very least, watch one of their streams all the way through.
A-Ayame
B-Matsuri
C-Kiara
D-Suisei
E-AZKi
F-Coco
G-Shion
H-Luna
I-Gura
J-Kanata
K-Fubuki
L-Aki
M-Reine
N-Choco
O-Subaru
P-Ina
Q-Mori
R-Miko
S-Lamy
T-Mel
U-Mio
V-Nene
W-Ame
X-Okayu
Y-Pekora
Z-Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702101
that's what she wants you to think anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to be here for a while isnt she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701188
It would be nice. Even a superchat telling her to hit Ctrl+R on the capture would be enough. I thought it would be fixed after she got her new PC but it doesn't seem like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701571
oh no no chumkikes?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that Ame voted for Gary Johnson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702111
>Ina was the original I Love Ina! ritualposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
Never played Rise, what's wrong with the lance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701045
Capcom perms were too tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
>No Han Pics (NHT)
the fact that they have an abbreviation for this is fucking hillarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702101
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
I beginning to think easiest way to lost virgin is fly to indonesia guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702108
It's the heroin

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702099
I-I forgot about Hunting Horn
>Hunting Horn
You're in charge of bringing a good soundtrack to each hunts. Your musical tastes will determine the successfulness of each hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
I will NEVER honor one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>M
Ugh, fine. I guess I can watch a stream.
School is hard though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702138
No, anime girls can't vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
What!?
It was literally real

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702060
Gura wants you dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
Lancebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702124
I want to make love to your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Kiara
She's my oshi so sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701905
They even had a lan party

[Anonymous No.]

>missed 90 minutes of kusogaki playing boomer games
Fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701551
>It's been 48 hours since DMC kino happened
Gura....please, I...the withdrawal symptoms are getting worse...I need the kino only DMC can give.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702132
Her original aspect ratio was wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702132
>Even a superchat telling her to hit Ctrl+R on the capture would be enough
>doesn't do it because she's convinced it'll send her address, social security number, and pictures of her face to every subscriber

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is spinnin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702139
Its the Lance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701173
Still not as dumb as Luuke Skywalker or Luuuke Skywalker

[Anonymous No.]

Why do anons here shit on Super Metroid? Gura's SM streams just oscillate between comfy and hilarious, it has very nice vibe. Plus, every time Gura gets excited over discovering some new cool thing, or a secret passage, her cuteness increases increases even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
W-Ame
Might have already done it, she's my EN oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702138
Why did you think she likes the incredibles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702115
You can't pull that bullshit, HH has the most holos/homos using it.

[Anonymous No.]

SPIN THAT MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702139
In Rise specifically, nothing. In Worlds, it was impossible to play at end-game due to no mobility (you're supposed to guard) coupled with insta-death / impossible to block quick attacks even with the proper build.
In Rise though, they fixed it so that you can block 100% of everything with some skill so now it's just boring.

[Anonymous No.]

i love how when gura accomplishes something, she immediately looks over to the chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702149
There's a bell hunting horn that sounds like the among us chime and it makes me laugh out loud when i use it. Best weapon by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
Fuck you for tainting my fantasies of princess carrying my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

gura's SC revenue for this stream is pretty good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702149
>I-I forgot about Hunting Horn
And dual blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702177
meat spinnin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
Zoomer /v/ermin, ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702138
No, but Pekora is the type of person to vote against gay rights even if she has gay friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702055
They're brown what did you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
okay, I'm donating in ARS for Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702186
Name 5 nonhomos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701183
>>2701205
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Z
Watame seems pretty cool, I can handle Rise streams

[Anonymous No.]

It's fun watching Gura figure this stuff out, you can see the cogs turning in her big shark head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
>filters numberfags
>filters HERfags
>filters ADHD zoomers
>filters children

It's the perfect chumchad stream game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
MonHun got her progression autism.
Metroid got her platforming autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702176
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking her reaction would be as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702164
actually Gura said she loves me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
>old ass sluggish game
I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Choco
I'm going to donate more than a dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702056
Shut up chumbud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
What the actual fuck is wrong with the IDs?

[Anonymous No.]

this track bops hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702173
Well, it's going be another 72 hours before her next stream

[Anonymous No.]

How is Gura allowed to be so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
the game looks fucking awful but i am really enjoying listening to her tonight. it's very relaxing and i feel extremely comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702173
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702218
The word you're looking for is chumcherd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Ayame
I don't have to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702164
Gura loves all of her chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702200
Go to bed /vr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
The overreactions to this are hilarious. Unicorns are so fucking wildly schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Ayame
So I only have one max stream to watch? Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
Ayame's my oshi so it's not like I don't do that every stream buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702138
Scottish Women can't vote

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>AZKi
sure fuck it, she streams at awful times for me but I'll try

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701736
She realized the game has a boring loop to it and dropped it. There's only so much you can enjoy a game like Terraria until the combat and search for better materials makes you wanna fall asleep and question why you're playing it.

I'm really, really glad she moved on to play better video games for her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702198
Fine fine
>DB
You're the LS's chuuni numberfag little brother. Where LS users care about big numbers, DB user just care about numbers. Lots and lots of numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702173
Some people really got asshurt by that stream isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
Filters the worst part of her fans not really surprising, there's still too much grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
wait IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702208
I'll give you six, faggot
Marine, Ina, Polka, Roboco, Towa, and Nene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702218
Imagine complaining about a game that Gura is enjoying.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this game so much bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702222
Still dead tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
It filters the unwanted which is why the threads are usually better during them

[Anonymous No.]

The x-ray is so fucking dumb. I can't believe games copied that piece of shit idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Gura has made $3,000 this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
Entire country of YAB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702182
These contrarian faggots shit on literally everything, anon. The few things they do enjoy in life they will never ever talk about for fear of another retard shitting on them. They don't deserve my cute daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
You don't fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702139
low damage and is fairly hard to use well
with that said, multiplayer hunts are memes and as long as you don't cart no one cares
use whatever you like in singleplayer

[Anonymous No.]

Fumigating for RRATS in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Ayame
Ah, I wonder when's her next stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702226
Choco deserves more love and credit than she gets. She's a sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
You don't have to be a unicorn to be put off by this. It would be one thing if it was confined to Twitter, but this clique of males unrelated to Hololive gets mentioned on stream, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702247
even me, a fat ugly ojisan that loves lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702013
Fuck I love this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702264
I only see 5. And I'm not going to look at 5 streams to confirm while gura is streaming, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702226
How much are you thinkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702290
Mega cringe post

[Anonymous No.]

if things keep going on like they currently are with ID, we will find ourselves with a Shazam poster. I fear how shit the threads will be when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
>unicorn
Anon it's one thing to do shit like this outside of her vtuber stuff but this is on her official account. No one wants to see them do this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702165
You can't know with this place sometimes. Remember how hard the bugs and normalfags tried to push the Gura edit of that pekora 5ch homepage yab as being real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
Unicorns? Isn't that just eng for gachikois but more obsessed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702247
Gura only loves members.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

I've been awake for 20 hours, when's Gura going to let me go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does a “High Spec Android” need large breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>D
>Suisei
Fuckin' Jackpot, she's already my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

How much longer is this fucking game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
Iofibros i'm so sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

PEANUT BUTTER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702297
Yes as long as you abide by what >>2702314 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
I'm just laughing at the SEAnigs that spent the last 7 months insisting EN would do this and shitting up the thread, and then it turns out to be their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702317
>102 minutes
You're gonna be here for awhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702322
Data storage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
Okay fair that's pretty hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702316
Its been a while since i saw this ritualpost last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702323
about 30 more hours

[Anonymous No.]

How close is gura to the end of this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702322
Battery pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702322
Her pussy would destroy your dick but you can use her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
Consider posting on /r/hololive instead, normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702256
fuck I forgot the image

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
They are still on full damage control claiming it's Mori's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
>/vt/ Shazamposting
Is it wrong that I kind of want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702295
She really is. I used to watch her streams back in the day but I haven't been catching them recently due to my botched sleep schedule my life reps
>>2702304
Secret

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702034
The HH in Rise is actually stupidly powerful.
>Don't have to fear bouncing off ever again
>Can move as fast as if you were walking sheathed
>Your songs immediately apply and emit a shockwave around you that bypasses shitzone defenses
>Your best attack shits out DPS AND gives a 25% attack bonus to everyone around you that stacks with every single other bonus, including other attack songs
>Silkthread Skills apply insane amount of KO, exhaust, AND damage in an AoE and recover fast OR reapply your songs a second time making healing HHs completely negate any damage almost immediately
>They're fucking groovy
It's honestly surprising how fucking strong it got compared to world, where it was a party multiplier only

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702322
Non-toxic coolant storage

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
Not just one of their own but almost all of theirs are doing this shit. If that's not justice I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
>Good for you Senpai

FUCKING KEK Ollie, reminds me of when girls tell others good for getting dick.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got the timestamp about austria is never going to be part of germany ever again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
We already had that before Gura hit 1 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702335
kek, that was a good one anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702322
I hope she has a reproductive system

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
The ID girls are fucking SLUTS. Look at Moona, toying with this man's affections. Alfred deserves better. We all deserve better. Fucking Yagoo, do something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>Ayame
What the fuck am i supposed to do now, call everyone whores and hope for a stream before the week ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702323
In average hours? About 3-5
At Gura pace? At least another 10 or more which will lock her out of the other endings but the only difference is how much of Samus you see anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
>Connor timeloop AGAIN
>even though we've basically had connor general threads on the board for the past several days

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
karma's a motherfucker sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

All paths lead Deepnest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
t. Alfred

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
I don't give a shit about whatever the IDs do on twitter or in their own life, its just cathartic watching all of this happen.

[Anonymous No.]

haha here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>gura fell into the wall jump tutorial

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702347
That one Mori schizo with the really obvious MO has been getting uppity lately during SEA hours, his attempts yesterday during/after the Nene 3D were pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
OH NO NO
Iofikeks don´t look
Who am I kidding, no one here watches her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702297
Especially

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope Gura is okay, I'm concernfagging really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702346

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/idk519

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
Alfred will save us from C*****

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702376
Do I need to find a new term for describing how I want to hold Gura in my arms just to avoid another fucking timeloop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
>D
What am I in for, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700872
kfp.... please stop linking /vt/ rrats to your oshi's roommate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702376
Sorry bucko but until the ID whores stop associating with him he's on-topic. Make sure to thank SEA.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP TAUNTING MY SHARK WIFE YOU FUCKING GREEN BIRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
>we will find ourselves with a Shazam poster
A fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
This interaction is infinitely more likeable than the recent shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702250
alright imagine youre an anime fag because you like 2d girls right? because real girls are kinda tough for you
and you find vtubers, and theres cute 2d girls you can interact with
and then the same chad normalfags that 3d girls are obsessed with come into your vtuber sphere and start wooing them. now the 2d girls will never give you as much attentiona s they used to because theyre too thirsty for chadman
imagine that happening
tl;dr imagine chadthundercock is a new character in yuru yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702384
This is the shinespark tutorial, the little monkeys are the wall jump tutorial

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
This shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702389
Iofianon... I wonder how he feels about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702404
Suisei doesn't stream, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702384
Wrong animal, this is the Shinespark tutorial

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702368
Yes. Or be a good poster like the Ayamebro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
Astel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
What is a shazam poster?

[Anonymous No.]

At least there's one ID who isn't an attention starved femcel that will fold to any man's gaze.

[Anonymous No.]

Completely forgot there was a shinespark tutorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
i want moona to stream about being fucked by Alfred

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702328
to be fair they kinda need to signal boost off others since they are the bottom of the barrel in terms of views, inly being above the homos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702404
hot steamy gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702353
>Can move as fast as if you were walking sheathed
Back in Iceborne, you could move almost as fast as a sprint if you had the right horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
Seaweed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
Someone tell me what an Aki stream is like. The only things I know about her is that she loves alcohol and she's also really fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
Alfred...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702412
That's exactly what makes it so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702402
Probably.
Someone could just repost any tweet involving him every day for the next week and get mass replies as long as you do it during different timezones.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn that's a great tutorial, but you would probably discover this by yourself before seeing that bird no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
I feel bad for Alfred he really fell deep into the hole with moona. you can't go that deep man. it never ends well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
Alfredchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702412
This shit is retarded. I hate them doing this shit because I don't care about the fucking eceleb they're lusting after and just want them to get back to stuffing their faces full of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702427

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
See, now, I can call this cringe while accepting that it's almost cute because at least this dude is shooting his shot. ID cumming their empty heads over some anituber is just cringe, nothing else to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702438
In the beta you could move even faster than that so they just overnerfed it. Still pretty fucking fast though -- everybody's on their dog so I can't even remember how fast the jogging / not sprinting speed is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
Alfred...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
Seaweed its not that hard, just play the fucking game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
>/tv/ Shazam posting on /vt/
I really want this to happen

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know there's two secret moves the game never tells you about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yz4CpLWmV8

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702450
Yeah. Shinesparking is pretty easy. the bird's just there if you haven't figured it out yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702412
who the fuck watches yuru yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701977
This whole situation has made me appreciate my oshi even more than I already do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702395
God damn that's cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702412
>Connor
>Chad
You niggers NEED to go out, he is a normalfag with e-celeb boost. Not even rated as a handsome by the mainstream like pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702463
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702475
I only know about /v/ shazam posting. The fuck is /tv/ shazam posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
I miss moments like when Moona absolutely destroyed some faggot, and told him to relearn the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702364
did we have one that posted around when the TT podcast happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
seaweedman....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702389
Why would someone make a fujo their oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702395
fuck that's cute. maybe this won't be so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702494
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>2701195
Nice. Hunting horn has the most by just a little. Though by play time with Luna the most use is probably hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702486
Anyone who isn't a fat acne-ridden loser is a chad to the absolute JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP tier manlet betas that are unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702410
>>2702427
The poster on
>/v/
who correctly predicted that cyberpunk would be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
Based Homo knows his place. EN is off-limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702475
it was also on /v/, probably still is

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702412
If they just did this stupid shit on their roommate accounts or kept creaming their panties over him in private, nobody would care. That they feel the need to make their characters part of it just makes me dislike them even more. Learn to separate your hook-ups from your work, you dumb whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702429
post her spinning tits

[Anonymous No.]

If Reine yabs I'm gonna pretend ID never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702442
If it's ASMR or one of her bathtub streams, then prepare to beat your penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
he's not ogey...
https://twitter.com/alfred_ridder/status/1383501962319065100

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
I have a feeling he's hoping people get the hint here and fuck off. Like, he's a charming guy and he's played with Ollie before, but Mori is a top face in Hololive so he's probably scared of his own fans freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

so relaxing watching super metroid like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702364
The best part for me was giving each part a theme song

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is streaming and you fuckers would rather talk about ID twitter bullshit and Connor.

[Anonymous No.]

So what exactly does matsuri do?

[Anonymous No.]

naruhodo ne

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dumb fucking face

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
CAUGHT DOWN BAD IN 4K

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702507
>The poster
Shazamposting is an idea, a belief.

[Anonymous No.]

damn the game got her good

[Anonymous No.]

lmao gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702496
Y...yeah, fucking weird women obsessed with homo shit.
Who would oshi that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
Alfreduchama...

[Anonymous No.]

Kek I was waiting for the second missiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702308
There have been a bunch of shazam posts since /jp/ I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702476
The first one is seen in the little cinematic on the menu screen
That second one I had no idea about

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702523
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396

[Anonymous No.]

Gura getting pranked by the boomer game lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702518
One of the few times I'll be thankful for the existence of fujos and female gachikois then. Take the fucking hint and leave the man alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is absolutely hooked by the exploration and powerup reward part of this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
alfredchama...

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever Samus does that makes that sound (double jump? orb mode?) sounds like a warped echoey version of Mario burning his ass on lava in Mario64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702496
...you are aware Amelia is the most popular girl in /hlgg/ by far right? Even more than Gura despite having the smaller overall fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/4l1dtu.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>2696875
image slot for chikinwife and no thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702463

[Anonymous No.]

>>2700982
>>2701009
>>2701011
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
And people think he's a vessel for their cuckposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702523
I have picture-in-picture so I can post and watch the stream, you fag. Learn to multi-task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702523
It's almost 10:00 AM in Jakarta and Manila

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/KimosabiX3/status/1383957806064177165

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702507
Oh, so some schizo that will end up being wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702418
I actually just want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702524

[Anonymous No.]

How close to the end is gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702494
Yes, kinda

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702410
>>2702427

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702524
Sexual assault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702521
I love how she springs back to life at the end. I just love everything about Mikochi

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves the X-ray beam and I don’t blame her

[Anonymous No.]

Choco please....I miss ARK...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702565
*sip*

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702395
>>2702346
>>2702497
I can't wait to watch her sing next to Kanata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702565
I sincerely hope you didn't just draw that.
If you did, well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702581
Not even

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
He went to Reine
https://twitter.com/alfred_ridder/status/1383837499781304322

[Anonymous No.]

ina

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to 100% this game for sure. She loves finding secrets and is excited by all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702486
>>2702505
not to be a fag but he is traditionally handsome.
I guarantee no one would seethe if it was some loser looking dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702577
Did the CDPR check clear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702576
I wish you the best, Iofianon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702556
So begins her Metroidvania spiral.

[Anonymous No.]

gura's voice is especially feminine and comforting today

[Anonymous No.]

SAVE THE BIRD GURA
"no"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702576
:(

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that's a fucking throwback and a half

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702582
>>2702583
Shazammind what a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702595
Nah, its old. Been around since like november.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702560
I know but I'm questioning the thought process behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura singing Chacharon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702532
kill yourself please

[Anonymous No.]

Ah gura thats an old meme, thanks for the flashback

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad she's starting to feel better.
When she started, she had me really worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702606
Gura playing Environmental Station Alpha fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
Alfredobros...
not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702590
The secrets would be bullshit without xray

[Anonymous No.]

JIGGARUP JIGGARUP JIGIDIGGIDYRUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702581
3 more streams after this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702581
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702506
wtf I like astel now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702396
Wakame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702597
mah man find a better oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1uEPtumI0

[Anonymous No.]

REPLY TO MY POST OR ELSE THE ONLY THINGS GURA WILL FIND FOR THE REST OF THE STREAM ARE MISSILES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
Alfred...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702597
>move on from C*nner-lusting whore to an actual dyke
This nigga has the worst luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702582
>>2702583

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702595
it was done by drawanon way back on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura singing Macarron Chacarron

I love this fucking boomer zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702367
is this why Gura avoids ID like the plague?, on the other hand, if non-JP holos can interact with males with no backlash, whey don't they do it more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702581
she's done two steps towards beating the game, killing croco and getting the grapple snapple beam, she's still got 4 out of 5 bosses left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702517
TAKE STAND ALFRED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702125
Shion doesn't stream so I'm in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702562
That Flare playthrough put her on my radar, I remember going to bed when she was stuck in the wall jump tutorial hole and when I woke up and watched the vod she had finished the entire game

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702625
and asereje

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702625
YTMNDbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702539
Yeah... who would do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>gura autistically checking everything with the xray

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0ShRkXCwc
WATCH CHOCO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702518
Didn't he say that's the reason he never collabed with Ame? Homobeggars need to take the hint. However they won't because they don't watch Astel anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702646
that's what happend when you follow the ID girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702665
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702113
https://web.archive.org/web/20210419014926/https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1383042735779704832?s=19
Just in case she tries to delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702500
was supposed to be didn't was trying to look for
>>2702583

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702658
>soo min park barely visible

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702644
FUCK YOU MISSILEMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702506
I trust Astel with the girls more than I trust the girls with Astel.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god it's the forced walljump area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702662
RIP YTMND

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk, does hololive have fans menhera enough to go after the TT fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702658
Pff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702644
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702673
i will NOT watch apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702518
He literally said he'd like to play with Ollie and Festival when the latter appeared in chat after that, so no. He really just doesn't want to try and make them speak kiddie English for him, and he probably is one of the few who realizes that Mori and Ollie's Japanese is equally bad since he's been in chat and tweeted about her music.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not saving when she found the save station
Gura please

[Anonymous No.]

HERE

WE

GO

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>your oshi
>your oshi
>your oshi
>your oshi
>your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Is Ina a fujo?

[Anonymous No.]

>3 gorillion ips
where the fuck you faggots keep coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702573
I saw that ID1 had all of them on Moona's stream, very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702590
Original metroid, no map, no x-ray beam. If you wanted a map you needed a Nintendo Power magazine or make your own map. I actually prefer that version, it's way more difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NO NO SEAKEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702673
>ASMR APEX
wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702661
>>2702651
>>2702643
Are you spics too or was chacarron a thing in the US separate from the retarded horse?

[Anonymous No.]

IT
BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702690
Astel is more likely to be raped than any of the girls

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy the tutorial, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

[good news] guras stuck in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>2702489
Anonchama, do you think Shazam (The Movie) is a videogame?

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JWU
Give me the rundown on this holoID stuff?

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oh baby time for wall jump

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>>2702695
I doubt it as long as they don't fly out to brown people countries.

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Gura is a moron

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>>2702630
There's no way in HELL any of the holos can beat that game without a walktrough, shit turns into a creepypasta by the end

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THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG

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>>2702695
Only Alfred.
Although unless he's in Japan there's no way for him to get into the country even if he can afford a plane ticket.

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>>2702713
It was a giant meme here

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>>2702673
I AM

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holy shit those monkey noises
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Walljumping isn't so bad once you get the rhythm. I still can't for the life of me get space jumping right

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>jump king but worse

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>This is like Jump King but worse

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>>2702704
>Roboco
>Ame
>Towa
>Polka
>Okayu
>Botan

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>>2702658
The man's heart has been broken.

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this is painful

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>>2702506
Mori...
Rikka...

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Gura it's not that hard...

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>>2702723
I was talking about the Cyberpunk shazamposting

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apex ASMR with choco holy fuck later gura!

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>>2702695
>Hololive
Yes.

>HololiveID
No.

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>>2702705
Her favourite eva character is Kaworu.
So yes.

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>>2702662
>>2702694
YTMND came back though?
https://ytmnd.com/

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>>2702690
Jumpking mention
Did she watch Okayu or Kanata? Or is there another holo who played it that I didn't notice?

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I'd like to remind Anons that Gura didn't save at the Save station
Which means she can't escape hell or she'll be somewhere far back

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>>2702125
>S
guess ill watch a lamy stream

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>Jump King
Please play it Goomba!

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>>2702695
If he hits on a JP holo then maybe

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>>2702728
super metroids wall jump is awful anon

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>>2702597
Dude alfredo
the Treeratt is always here and she's single....

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this pit was the first time I was ever so stuck, i had to refer to the game's manual to figure out what to do.

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>>2702714
She's gonna shoot a charged rifle right up against your ear.

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>>2702673
APEZZZzzz

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>>2702396
why is this dude so hard on himself?
he said Mori has better japanese than him too

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>>2702744
>>2702745
That's a little melodramatic...

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デデンネ

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>>2702757
punch the keys for gods' sake

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>>2702724
They are Hololive members from the Indonesian branch.

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>>2702139
Nothing, it's very solid and consistent dps and wealth of counter moves that chain out of it each other, with ironically somewhat of a learning curve but it's not flashy or anything so people downplay the fuck out of it

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>>2702653
There is a reason why ID is the bottom of the barrel, and Gura has more subs than all of them combined

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>>2702713
It was popular on 4chan

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>>2702772
Remember when games had manuals...

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>>2702701
He's already played with Ollie multiple times and even has a song with her. Festival also has multiple Homo collabs too inside her belt.
Even if Mori already collabed with Rikka, there's a significant difference between doing a normal collab together and doing a music-focused talkshow.

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>>2702750
It's the same, you retarded nigger.

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Gura is getting mocked by tiny mutant aliens...

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>>2702704
Miko
Miko
Miko
Miko
Miko
Miko

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>Those noises

Gura.....

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Those animals are shit since walljumping in this game isn't straightforward at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw_AULavpQU

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>>2702759
She watched pikamee play it.

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So whats at the top of the walljump challenge?

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TWO IN A ROW
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT

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>>2702653
i mean her only collab outside of EN was with Anya so I wouldnt say a plague

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>>2702802
I'll fucking kill em

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GURA IS FILTERED

IT'S OVER

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>>2702764
Gura could do about 30 minutes of Getting Over It

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>>2702653
She's like Anya, an holofag that understand the cgdct that's why they did a collab with each others.

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>>2702732
>>2702792
Ok. I just wanted to add to the latina rrat

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>>2702139
Its just not as flashy as the other weapons so nobody uses it. It doesnt have any apparent big "holy shit" attacks and its appeal is moreso from the constant onslaught of basic attacks you can do with it thanks to its fantastic defensive and repositioning abilities.

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>>2701977
At least we have Reine

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>>2702813
>Anya
Who?

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>that kuso
CUTE

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>>2702576
stay strong bro it's just a phase
I hope

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>>2702705
god I hope

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oooookay gura

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choco MUH DICK

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This part I just gave up and learned bomb hopping.

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GURA'S FRIED BRAIN

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GO GURA GO

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Chumbuds...your oshi is very not good...

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I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

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>>2702809
The rest of the game.

She cannot continue the game until she completes this. Or unless she reloads her save, because she correctly skipped the trap save point they put down here.

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>>2702728
The wall jump is really tricky in this game

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>>2702809
missiles