/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Confess

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I really want to buy merch but my parents will force me to get a girlfriend if they ever find out about this godforsaken "hobby".

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>>26870694
They're right you know

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i fapped to kobo

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>>26871372
how bout gura

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>>26872116
i cant fap to hag pretending to be a child

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I watch Kaela's LoL streams even though i'm a devout DotA 2 player. She could sell me ice in Antartica and why ID sleeps on her talents is beyond me

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>>26869083
I CONFESS MY SINS MY SINS DIRECTLY TO GOD IN JESUS NAME
I'M NOT CONFESSING MY SINS TO SOME HOLOWHORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I am literally, unironically, unapologetically in love with my oshi in her RM, PL and current forms and I don't care if I'll ever be little more than a total stranger. I've also finally reached a point where I can bury these feelings deep within when they start affecting my mood.

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Everytime a chuuba tweets something about their throat not feeling too good I immediately think:

"What a slut, just flat out saying she sucked and deepthroated too much dick"

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>>26869083
who is the artist? Not into vtubers but whorenuns get me hard.

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>>26870694
move out nigga, or just lock your room
your parents are right anyways

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Those spirit girls are telling me I'm starting to become more and more like them and that I belong to them even in death... Though I haven't seen them invade my dreams recently, the longer in without them the more sad I get... Though they they communicate with me outside of my dreams but I want to be consumed by them even more

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>>26871366
This. If you want to stay as an eternal bachelor, you must become an artist to enrich our lives with anime fan art. You should contribute to society at least that much.

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>>26869083
I sabotaged my /vt/ league team on purpose because i started to hate the posters there.

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>>26873459
You forgot your meds, anon

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>>26869083
I have a girlfriend but still watch GFE chuubas.

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>>26878795
Meds are a spook and do nothing for me

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>>26879233
Nords are better than meds anyway.

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I always false flag my oshi.

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I want to be utterly owned by a girl, to be her property. To be controlled in every aspect and not allowed to escape her. If she killed me I would let her do it because I deserve to die by her hand, I don't have the right or power to deny her wish to kill me if that's what she wants. Even if I'm dying and she tells me that she never loved me that's fine because I would still love her regardless even if it would never be reciprocated. I want to be completely burned up and consumed by her love, choked by it and only being able to continue living because she allows it

To me that is true love

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>>26869083
I wanked to /b/omus tits

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>>26879494
If my oshi had confirmed RM nudes I would die from fapping.

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I hate fags, so I don’t watch any vtubes

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after learning about her rm, my interest in my oshi subsided and my focus shifted from her avatar to her. it's unfortunate, but i still enjoy her chuuba content but can't help myself from finding out more about her. i have the feeling that i've crossed some sort of line, and that i should just stop now and drop vtubers all together. previously i had enjoyed dox and drama almost exclusively, but now that i find myself to be actively pursuing these things i feel self loathing. it wasn't supposed to be like this.

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>>26869083
My oshi's night singing streams is the only thing I truly look forward to at this point.
Seeing her put all her passion and emotion into her singing just makes me happy like almost nothing else ever has.

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I found a video of a little girl in a swimsuit and I got very hard then fapped to it (I should mention it's not the first time something similar happens). I'm trying to cope about being a pedo and looking to change myself

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>>26882367
Just embrace it

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Sometimes I wish my Oshi's opsec wasn't so damn good. Just sometimes...

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How the fuck do I deal with the attention from <100 viewer chuubas? I usually don't even type in chat because I don't like it, but I was just watching and then chat started spamming emotes, so I joined and posted the same one, and she just goes "anon! good morning!"
what the fuck, man, I didn't even talk to you, how did you notice? Leave me alone.
Sorry, I didn't know where to talk about this and didn't want to make a thread.

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>>26882632
No thanks, I'm still extremely young (18) and I like grown women so I believe that I can improve. If anything I'll just fap to lolis instead of the real thing

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>>26883090
You already touched the real thing. If you went loli and stuck to loli then it wouldn't be an issue. It's over anon, accept it.

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>>26883236
Nigger I haven't touched shit, if I did I would likely be getting fucked by Tyrone

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>>26883647
You looked at the REAL thing and burped the worm. My dude, you done.

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>>26879433
This but with Vox owning me...
t. dollposter from a few months ago

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>>26880917
Eventually, if you're lucky, you'll realize that the best thing you can ever have with her is being in the fuzzy spot between friends, clients and total strangers which is chat stream interactions and find contentment in that. It's fine to let it go if it gets too uncomfortable for any party involved, though. Don't expect her to ever take off the mask for you and you alone if she does though, count your lucky stars..

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>>26883731
I just find it hilarious how you're insisting with this, it feels like you want me to search CP
>My dude, you done
What's up with this shit?

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I'm so sexually deprived that sometimes I still crave the attention I got when I posted my tits here but I don't want a /b/omu situation

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>>26884024
>t.tako poster trying his hardest to deflect and gaslight
My sides are in fucking orbit.

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>>26884083
>If you post an image related to a VTuber, she must be your oshi!
Kek you're delusional

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>>26884134
You use images you like and familiarize yourself with. To say otherwise is a big cope. You're being disingenuous.

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>>26883090
That'll just make things worse, you're desensitizing yourself to pedophilia. Stop masturbating and start lifting.

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>>26884256
>Stop masturbating and start lifting.
Terrible advice. Find an oshi, masturbate to her three times a night listening to her voice in bed until you fall asleep then lift like a fucking beast thinking about how you'll look good for her when she does a meet and greet. You'll be making your mother wet from all the testosterone your balls produce.

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>>26884243
Ogey shitposter-kun, I'm done with you
>>26884256
Actually I was planning to masturbate to hags, but you're definitely right. I just wish my left hand wasn't injured right now, but maybe I can just do some daily jogging

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>>26884473
>"You're j-just a shitPOSTER!"
FUCKING COPE HARDER MAN, JESUS CHRIST.

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>>26884068
who's your oshi?

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>>26884510
More like which oshi are you

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>>26880917
Deadbeat...

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>>26882367
Literally seek professional help before you do something criminal.

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>>26884473
dude you’re in too deep it’s fucking over lmao

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Bump

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>>26869083
I don't hate Mori anymore but I still antipost and falseflag as a deadbeat daily to fit in
I also /pol/post every day even though I don't really care about the race war anymore

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>>26882367
Never too late to turn back anon. You can come back from this.

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>>26869083
Every day I yearn for a feet thread and I see a new Zeta feet art... Pic somewhat unrelated

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It's Haachama's chat's fault that I'm a nijifag now.
I got into Hololive in the summer of 2020 and I spent all my time just watching Hololive everyday until October. One thing that annoyed me during that time was how obnoxious the English-speaking fans of Hololive were, it was getting real fucking insufferable reading their shitty braindead comments. What made it worse is that before I got into vtubers I was super into ASMR and it was fucking annoying having EOPs constantly disrupt the flow of the streams by making them always spend an eternity string an English sentence together to answer them.
Then in one Haachama stream the chat was freaking out like dumbasses over some stupid shit I don't even remember anymore and I finally reached my boiling point. I decided to check out Nijisanji purely because I didn't want to see another English comment ever again. Surprisingly, I ended up genuinely preferring Nijisanji over Hololive.
I still watch Marine though and now Koyori too. EN is garbage in both companies.

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>>26879494
same

I laughed after I came across them because what's funny is I saw those images years and years before I was aware vtubers were a thing and fapped to them then. I unironically gained a good amount of respect for Pomu after this. Maybe there's something to be said about wearing clothes making people less empathetic towards each other like with what deodorant is already doing to the population.

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>>26869083
Dunno if anyone will ever read it but here goes my schizo goomba post. I used to watch Gura religiously and I'd even watch those ~5h minecraft archives if I couldn't catch them live. However, ~6 months after her debut she started changing, at least from my perspective. She seemed to be more relaxed, which is not a bad thing by itself, but that brought upon more vulgarities from her which I strongly associate with twitch thots so it kinda put me off and made me watch less of her streams/archives.
Then I started noticing other things like how she often just abandons games without finishing them or how she leaves unfinished shit in MC or never bothers to plan anything in advance so it just ends up being "just chatting" stream with MC in the background. This somehow made me think that she doesn't give a shit about games (with few exceptions, of course).
As time went by she started caring less about fans so she'd often skip SC readings even when she said she'd read them, often ignore akasupas, would disappear for days without a single tweet and so on. This shit made me feel that her attitude toward her fans was something along the line of "okay I'm gonna put minimal effort and you're gonna support me anyway."
The final nail in the coffin was when she simply gave up on progressing her career. It's been almost 2 years now and she still can barely say anything beyond "domo same desu~" which is ridiculous having in mind how popular she is with JP senpai and fans overall and would have gained a lot in terms of new fans, money and overall respect if she bothered to learn more Japanese. On top of that, she has not improved her singing at all despite having all the resources to hire world-class singing couches and she has only released 1 original song ignoring the fact that her immense audience could have rocketed her to the top of singing vtubers list if the right track was produced for her.
I wouldn't call myself an anti but at this point I lost hope in her and HoloEN so I switched to watching JPs instead with occasional EN clip here and there. What I hate about this whole situation is that she's content with half-assing everything and being lazy AND that it keeps making her insane money. She did win the lottery by having a cute voice, nice cunny design and good debut timing but I simply wish that the person behind that shark was someone who wouldn't take things for granted and would really use this rare opportunity to the fullest.

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>>26869083
i want to knee the lying sister in her face
if she says "marine is a pure seiso idol" or some shit like it one more time, im booking the first ticket to japan, forging a vax record and punching her square in the jaw

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>>26893310
I agree with you on EOPs being fucking obnoxious and retarded, but remember these five letters YWNBJ

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>>26897092
Japan and Anglosphere countries are all bunch of foreigners to me

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I've lived in the suburbs of my current city for 3 years and have 0 friends. I just signed a lease that's almost twice as expensive as my current one, but is in the most desireable area of my city for young people. I'm terrified that even with that I will still struggle to meet or befriend people.

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>>26896893
Same.

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>>26869083
Spats are way sexier than underwear. Underwear is gross.

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I stopped dedicating my life schedule to watching my oshi (who almost exclusively streams around 10 pm my time) to start going out and touching grass. She's noticed/commented on it because she's a 2view and it makes me feel bad.

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>>26897501
If she's a good person who cares for her fans she'll be glad you're getting your life back on track and enjoying her product responsibly. If she's a selfish cunt who only gives a shit about betabux she's going to make you fell bad about it.

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>>26869083
I hate Marine so fucking much

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>>26884068
I can fix you, just post them again and we'll get started

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>>26869083
I used to say that /vt/ was an ok-ish place to get actual criticism from, but as time went I realized I wasn't wrong, I was horribly wrong.

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>>26869083
I asked a girl out just so that I can fuck her while thinking i'm doing it with a vtuber, pretty much I close my eyes during sex and I imagine her being kronii or something. I don't feel guilty about it.

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>>26869083
I wanted to improve myself for my oshi but I don't have the willpower to actually do it so now whenever I try watching her I feel guilty and close the stream, I haven't watched more than a few minutes of her for the past few weeks.

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>>26884068
I had a long talk about your tits with a friend and I don't think they're that good anymore.
It looks like you're hiding your chubby belly, and it kind of makes you look like a MtF transgender.
I ended up deleting the picture.

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>>26869083
I was gonna come in and say "I fucked ur mum" but then I didn't

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I'm pretending I don't have a crush on my best online friend because I am afraid and insecure.
But I'm pretty sure she's noticed because I am not that smooth.
What the fuck am I doing here, I didn't start talking to her with that kind of intentions. We have a good thing right now.

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bump

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>>26871372
same

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>>26869083
I give the dislike button to all the streams of my oshi

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>>26869083
I jerk off to Lily Hopkins ASMR

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>>26914692
That's kind of fucked up big bro

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>>26917353
I know and it turns me on...

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I can't fap to my oshi, even if though she's pure sex. Other chuuba sure, just not my oshi

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>>26922640
can't get erections?
do you have a hard time reaching climax?

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>>26869083
I'm not religious

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>>26870694
Go get a girlfriend and save yourself the trouble anon

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>>26869083
I enjoyed the Trash Taste collabs with Mori and Kson and I want them to collab with IRyS and Kanata

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I would cosplay & take lewd photos to post on the internet for attention if I was a cute girl or able to pass as one

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>>26927011
hot