/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - My Blain is Bwoken Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for playing mahjong, not a real stock market (cryptofags will be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
Previous Thread: >>26678711

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[Anonymous No.]

towa tokoryami

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>>26768243
where can i buy my own Haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26768729
twap takeuchi

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>>26762454
https://aggie.io/9khtzt6nv7
reminder that the anniversary aggie is up now
feel free to come and draw or hang out!
archive: https://catbox.moe/c/gip682

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh towa

[Anonymous No.]

Those were some interesting games but sadly I have to go. I hope I'll do better in the upcoming days.
Tough competition.

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>>26768308

[Anonymous No.]

which funds should i be buying to own other players

[Anonymous No.]

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER IN A BOX FAGS? LET HER GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT

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>>26770388
shes getting moved to america

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Hello

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>>26770431

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>>26770431
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>holofights this sunday
BETTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

vodka

[Anonymous No.]

>>26770982
I could use some vodka...

[Anonymous No.]

>hear enna is coming back
>open nasfaq to go buy her
>remember that there are no nijis
I fucking hate this, give me nijis honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>26771440
right after VSPO

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mating press Ninjin.

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>>26772348

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>>26771440
>just add my 300 shitcoins to the game plsssss

[Anonymous No.]

>probably went over by a few shekels
>none of my mutual fund share orders went through
>0
>nada
>zilch
>on a Friday
AKA how to go from "GMI" to "NGMI" in 1 second

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HONKKKKKKKK MY MUTUAL FUNDS SHARES AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T SPEND ME MONEY AGGGGGGGGGGH

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, I wonder, why we do not have nijigers or vwhores?

[Anonymous No.]

>BBB scammed us, the mutual funds update broke the site

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>>26774707
holo board, holo game

[Anonymous No.]

>>26774708
>Worked for 4 days
>Suddenly breaks
Honk was probably tinkering with something and put two semicolons and accidentally commented half the site code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26774708
ina reality, it was MEEEE who broke the site!!!!
I was the one to cause the damage!!!
By simply joining the mutual funds!
The power of tako and Pri is too big for the site to handle!
>:D

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>>26774663
>>26774242
>on a Friday
You could say... on a friday night

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>>26774893
>pri
Funny how a nickname can change the impression you have of a person from an edgy faggot to a cute little submissive and breedable tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>26775066
I made him breedable and submissive. But don't tell him I said such a stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26775114
I don't remember you giving him that nickname

[Anonymous No.]

Sacrifices have to be made for the great things.

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>>26775149

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SOVL

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>>26770227
Mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and gentlemen, It has come to my attention that It is night. And after looking at my calendar, I also noticed it is Friday.

Which means only one thing.

It's Friday. Friday night!

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YES IT'S FINALLY HERE

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>>26775857

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OJ anyone?

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>>26776126
hello I would be interested in some OJ

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>>26776140
I made a lobby, let's wait a bit.

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>>26776190
I am not usually here, what's the lobby?

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>>26776209
Me neither, 100% Buy on TOWA pending psw: nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

I just want someone to hunt malzeno with...

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>>26776350
That remind me, I was going to buy monster hunter and play it. Thanks for reminding!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wait, HONK BOY ME BOB YOU SPENT ALL ME MONEY

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't Kitsube the one who started calling him pri-chan?

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>>26776493
No

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>>26775686
When is Coco streaming again? I don't remember the last time she showed up in my subscription box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26776456
the sunbreak demo is out you could try it out before actually buying it

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>>26776546
Why you do this....

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>>26776546

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>>26776140
join.

[Anonymous No.]

a line graph

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>>26776923
>my fund is too shit to be there.

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>>26776923
Why isn't my closed fund on here?

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[Anonymous No.]

Someone join OJ... Please...

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>>26777090
no join my mh lobby

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http://poal.me/vokcco

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>>26777148
>implying the second option matters at all.
DOEEETT

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>>26777148
fuck yeah chaos

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>>26776923
>no Tako Eats
>no Mitsubishi
>no Raymond James
>no FUCK
>no 桐生会FOREVER
>no Haachama Architecture Fund
>no ThinkPad
>no Cute and Funny
>no Tentacult ETF
>no Kusanagi Keiretsu
>no Fluffy Tail Lovers
>no 桜靴下投資信託
>no REINE
>probably more missing
I think you accidentally a few mutual funds.

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>>26777231
It would probably be too much of a clusterfuck to read.

[Anonymous No.]

NIGGER mutual fund for buying NIGGER shares for NIGGER dividends to pay NIGGERS

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>>26777148

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>>26777288
do it while mr plans is throwing money everywhere

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>>26776140
tanned QP is pure sex
sex
sex i say
its a shame you only really see it for the event

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[Anonymous No.]

see ya anon 8

[Anonymous No.]

Bet's up.

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>>26778834
I see ya to

[Anonymous No.]

I want more nasfaq tomodachi life snippets, you added like 5 people last time. I want to see what they are doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26777612
Sex (dangerous)

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>>26779298
murder mystery island arc soon

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>>26779298

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>>26779504
wtf kitsune

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>>26779504
The tomodachis don't care about the Kitsune threadmill...
Give us more snippets, I'm always starved for them

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>>26779504
>Treadmill as the main story
>nenep instantly tries to change the topic
It writes itself

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>>26779875
nenep....surely he went to the gym forreal right?

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>>26779504
WHAT WAS THE STORY NENEP

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[Anonymous No.]

whats better, high or low share price?

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

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>>26779504
thank you for this, got any other idea for the nasfaq tomodachi life?

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>>26780342
yes. It depends on other factors.

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>>26780342
depends on your goals

High share price - low share volume allows people to invest massive amounts of money to your fund, but leaves you vulnerable for market fuckery, and prices out some people

Low share price - high share volume limits the amount of money people can invest into your fund, but it makes it easier for you to control the fund

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>>26780342
Big share price is better. Just wait until large projects (not me haha) makes a fund tomorrow with his 4 billion loquid

[Anonymous No.]

Options better tear this place asunder again.

[Anonymous No.]

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>can only buy 1000 shares a day
Any fund where you can afford to buy more than 1000 shares a day sucks. This is why Delta Holdings and Ninjinc. are the best funds btw.

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>>26782262
>t. Ninjinc and Delta Holdings

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>>26782262
How many shares do you need to bankrupt Delta Holdings?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey all, Trial Dev here.
Tried closing and opening the market a couple times but stuff still seems to be broken, we will probably need to wait for honk.
If you havent kept up, mutual funds appear to have broke today and purchases didn't go correctly through, some might have, some didn't? and mutual funds seemingly didn't receive the money for any which might have.

If the anon who made the previous posts about the "pre-mutual fund purchase" and "after" has the data for today, that would be neat so we can find out who is missing what, or at least compare it against potential internal data?

Current theory is around that -500 Sales if anyone has info on that, reply here, dm me or email honk.
-trial dev

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>>26779298
>>26780141

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>>26779298
>>26780141

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>>26783458
>>26783542
>fucking kitsune
chumbie isn't gonna be happy about this

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>>26783542
Wasn't expecting this. Omedetou!

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>>26783624
thats alright alot of people would take the chumbud on the rebound
get those shark teethmarks all over your body

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>>26782809
maybe the site wouldnt be so broken if coco didnt hit it like that

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>>26779504
"kitsune treadmill" is some "JoeChoke" level jank

[Anonymous No.]

>>26784610
kitsune gets to look up noels skirt all day doing that

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>>26784657
that's not noel and that's also a man

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>>26784795
if you can't tell the difference does it matter

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>>26783542
Time to kill KH and then you for posting this

[Anonymous No.]

look at the bright side nenep, at least your character is capable of love

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>>26784912

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>>26784912
I would say that not knowing love is better than cheating...

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>>26783990
yeah me

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>>26784912
goth girls moodily drinking coffee is a highly valued commodity
if modern coffee shops werent just a vehicle for onions and people who say theyre in marketing when really theyre doing porn or freelance coding getting paid less than minimum wage id go in and talk to her

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>>26785322
>vehicle for onions

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>>26777231
>>no Kusanagi Keiretsu
it's the biggest line there you big gay dummy

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>>26785359
4chan still filters that huh

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>>26785257
Unfortunately for you I'm not into italians
Also, you should be careful what you wish for, I don't ever bottom and I can be very rough

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>>26779504
I bet you haven't added me yet

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>>26785636
Have you tried posting your wallet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26785469
>Unfortunately for you I'm not into italians
I don't understand why but whatever
>spoiler
stop always thinking about sex you horny bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26785257 god i wish that were me (as ame)
i have no masochistic tendencies in my body but a girl with sharp teeth just ragging on your like a dog with her favourite bone biting all over is hot as fuck
end your sex with bloodied claw marks all down your back and bite marks round your shoulders and neck a tomboy girl who knows what she wants and claims it.

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>>26785736
Asking to be added is too easy, I want to be wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26785823
Based stance.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fix the issue where a tab on the website is stuck on being all white? This used to happen to my profile a couple of times but now it's my market and I can't trade

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>>26785812
>stop always thinking about sex you horny bastard
It's hard to do that when our oshis are probably having it right now as we speak

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>>26786026
Try clearing your cache/cookies.

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>>26786026
Delete local storage in whatever browser you use. There used to be an easier fix back when this happened all the time but it doesn't work any more for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26786032
fair just don't be an exhibitionist

[Anonymous No.]

gay nasfaq sex

[Anonymous No.]

Im really starting to enjoy these tomodachi posts

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 36,354,324, a 0.57% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 550,823. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,824,097 shares, or 7.77% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 83,976 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Reine :: +4.8%
>Rurudo :: +4.2%
>Mio :: +4%
>Fubuki :: +3.3%
>Sana :: +3.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Shion :: -6.3%
>Choco :: -3%
>Marine :: -2.6%
>Ina'nis :: -1.3%
>Ayame :: -1.1%

1 coin (Botan) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $250,774.14, which is a decrease of 4.01% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,063,255,091,418.08, which is a decrease of 2.48% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,247.00. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $127,812,276,001.75 in total market value, or 12.02% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $894,796,941.93 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 28):
>Choco :: +23.6%
>Aki :: +22.5%
>Shion :: +17.8%
>HLuna :: +12.1%
>Lamy :: +10.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 38):
>Fubuki :: -30.8%
>AZKi :: -28.2%
>Ina'nis :: -27.6%
>Ui :: -22.0%
>Lui :: -21.9%

1 coin (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $162,887,777, which is a decrease of 53.88% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,348,309,874.21 today, a decrease of 25.60% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Civia & Lui :: +2.9%
>Lamy :: +2%
>Kanaeru :: +1.7%
>Sora :: +1.0%
>Mel :: +0.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Korone, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Moona, Marine) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>1 coin (Mel) adjusted red, but is now above their pre-adjustment value.
>5 coins (Rushia, Civia, Ollie, Coco, Ayame) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Fubuki :: $515.46 Up
>Shion :: $497.16 Down
>Choco :: $350.96 Down
>Mio :: $338.19 Up
>Towa :: $238.46 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nachoneko :: -$0.11 Down
>Mel :: $1.40 Up
>Risu :: $3.33 Up
>Pochimaru :: $5.41 Down
>Aqua :: $6.28 Up

Overall Average movement was $41.06 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $93.79 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$99.57 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Kitsube the most powerful Tomodachi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26776350
PC or switch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26787433
pc

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>>26787035
>cucks ohnyo
>is a treadmill
maybe he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26787487
I'm not buying it a second time, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26787904
don't worry it's the demo so it's free

[Anonymous No.]

>>26787487
>>26787953
Sorry I only feel like playing it on the switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>26787984
fine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26786070
>>26786155
Yeah that worked. It also kept my market and trading order. So good for that.

[Anonymous No.]

so, i know honk has his own issues right now with the missed daily cycle for mutual purchases, but about that mutual honkbot
if you sell x50 it would take an entire day to sell 7200 coins
my fund has 4000 of one coin, some madmen like delta has 8000 of some
even if you optimally hit every cycle it would take 24 hours to sell these off
please gives us mutual honkbot
thank you

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>>26789082
click harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>26789082
set up an auto clicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>26789082
mutual zhonkbot is unlockable if you send 100g of liquid to ms. honk for a week. dedication is key

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHH IT'S FINALLY HERE I FUCKIN FORGOT ABOUT THIS THING I THOUGHT IT WAS VAPORWARE HOLY SHIT THIS SON OF A BITCH IS HEAVY

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>>26788319
I want to fuck you.

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>>26793114

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DICCIES

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I forgor

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1

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2

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>>26797492
>memestocks ended up as the best performing stocks afterall
you can't make this shit up

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>>26797880
A memetual fund is also the worst performing fund

[Anonymous No.]

Owned shares are supposed to be added to your networth right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26775565
Soul

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>>26797492
Gooba…

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>>26797492
Battler

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>>26797492
>sneed's feed and seed
>6.99%
heh

[Anonymous No.]

June 25, 2022 — Today, [造] xylophone announces the successful launch and initial dividends of a new Exchange-Traded Fund, Tentacult ETF, focused on dividends return and net worth growth. This new fund is being built from a trader-first and industry-first approach, with its investors and advisors being comprised of some of the most innovative traders and takodachis.

Tentacult ETF is taking advantage of compelling global trends, a push towards innovative and unique wallet compositions, and the lack of a leading Tentacult fund Tako Instruments is an Ika, therefore Tako Eats doesn’t count, to launch this new platform. Additionally, Tentacult ETF is a ground-breaking and unparalleled partnership between Miyatsuko and all Takodachis. Both organizations have strong schizo roots with proven track records in the investment and development of wallets, technology, and threadposting. These two groups bring complimentary experiences and skill sets that enhance the platform and maximize upside potential of the fund. We are excited to be partnering with all Takodachis and other NASFAQ stakeholders in creating a new platform that will assist in the advancement of Takos’ financial positions in NASFAQ.

There exists a graveyard full of Mutual Funds from the last week that have failed because of a lack of understanding of their customers: casual players. As Tentacult ETF, we intend to back players who are not just richfags, but who are also poorfags, oshicoiners and wallet schizos. They have shaped the market and created the posts that are the backbone of /NASFAQG/. These players do not just speak the language, they deeply understand the market and its problems, and we are creating this fund in hopes to create a mutually beneficial relationship.

This fund isn’t just about Takodachis – NASFAQ is full of other groups whose schizo backgrounds compare to the Tentacult. To compete with soulless thinkpad investing, the sovlful must take a cooperative approach. Tentacult ETF will consist of active and like-minded investors who are interested in providing capital as well as guidance to help the fund and to develop and support a larger, less dead NASFAQ environment. Ultimately, Tentacult ETF will take advantage of investors’ strong market history, knowledge, partners, and innovation, to exponentially advance our interests in NASFAQ.

Tentacult ETF is confident we can develop this platform to serve as a catalyst in strengthening and broadening Takodachi and other interests in NASFAQ to ultimately plant the flag and become the global leader in the market. Over the next five years, Takodachi ETF will invest in a diversified portfolio of seed stage NASFAQ coins across the entire market.

We are certain that our innovative strategy and market analysis will allow for benefits for both investors and the overall market.

Media Contact: [造] xylophone - DMs are open

Tentacult ETF

[Anonymous No.]

>>26799970
I was about to hit you with a "this you?" but you placed 4th. I am now buying Tentacult ETF 1000x

[Anonymous No.]

>>26797492
>Some of the best traders in the game are running funds
>Lost to some wrestling fans that bought based on who's been an HFZ title holder.
/nasfaqg/...they made no-dimes jobbers of us...

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>>26800214

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>>26800214
I kneel /hfz/ lads. I will now invest more money into your fund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26799970
ohh mating press xylo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26800214
The best traders like Delta focused purely on day to day profit, which is why their dividends are lower (5.73%)
They didn't stack divcoins for the sake of divs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26797492
any chance you could compare opening share price to current share price?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26800678
ohh please dont
mating press pagibot instead

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the dividend overview for this week:

Average payout per coin was $971.02, which is 0.5% below average.
Total payout pool was $64,087.53, which is a 1.41% increase from last week's pool.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Hololive :: -$2307.74 :: -35.28%
>Pekora :: $970.42 :: 58.34%
>Gura :: $735.42 :: 23.60%
>Korone :: $608.55 :: 77.98%
>Moona :: $464.54 :: 79.19%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Civia :: $0.21 :: 1.88%
>Pochimaru :: $1.26 :: 2.13%
>Reine :: $1.86 :: 0.33%
>Subaru :: $6.39 :: 0.46%
>Melfissa :: -$7.68 :: -2.49%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $13.49
Average Dividend Increase was $187.35
Average Dividend Decrease was -$208.33

[Anonymous No.]

>>26801155
Please don't. Pagi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26797388
>Ame performing worse than Ayame
you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

so who wants to do this to increase our trading powers https://twitter.com/i/status/1535257293058519041

[Anonymous No.]

>>26803927
That is haram and will in fact decrease your trading powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26803927
damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

man where's the "cycles" when you need it? pretty sure it's going to be op af for mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26803927
Chumbies look like THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

night, /nasfaq/!
Stop being a little gay, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26791433
Ooooh send pics im curious

[Anonymous No.]

gay nasfaq sex

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /nasfaqg/, I want to know whether Ame and IRyS generals are the only two places where goslingposting are rampant. They claimed this is a gosling board but I've checked almost every general here other than those two places and none of them post goslings. This make me believe their claim is nothing more than them trying to justify their weird obsession with Ryan Gosling. Am I wrong?

Is there a general here other than Ame and IRyS that post more than 5 gosling pictures every thread? I appreciate your responds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26811975
I'm gonna smack you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26811975
I dont think so. hlg? not sure about that tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>26812099
Those fucks permanently ruined a place of a holo that I really like. It's only natural that I fight back.

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>>26803927

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>>26812187
assuming you are the goslingschizo and not a shitposter, have you considered not overreacting to a single type of picture used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26812243
I honestly can't stand seeing pictures of Gosling posted multiple times in every Ame thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26812309
why, what in gosling bothers you?

[Anonymous No.]

Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26811975
I can confirm that Gosling is frequently featured in /tsun/ and /lig/ on a semi-regular basis. /pcg/ as well from time to time.
Goslingposting is not exclusive to Ame/IRyS threads, but it's probably more heavily featured there because of Ame's own gosling arc, and Kiara outright saying she's an Ame Gosling.

This might very well be a Gosling board.

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sigh

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[Anonymous No.]

Goslingposting came from a time when it hololive was discussed in one of two hololive-specific threads on /jp/. (Hololive Global and HololiveJP). To say that it's a gosling board might not be accurate today, but one can say it previously was, specifically for Hololive Global around the time immediately after Ame's first game stream. It honestly got obnoxious

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>>26811975
Gosling is a /vt/ staple, he's literally me after all

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Aki

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>>26812423
I've scrolled past 5 /tsun/ threads and found zero goslingpost. There are no goslingpost in 3 out of 5 /lig/ threads that I checked. The remaining have goslingposts but nowhere as bad as Ame and IRyS threads. This could easily from 1 tourist and you can't say that /lig/ is a gosling thread because of that.

Thanks for the respond but it's not convincing enough.

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>>26812704
Mel

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>>26812556
Thank god for the separation. That make it easier to pinpoint the gosling source, which apparently is from Ame's fanbase.

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>>26812815
Choco

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Towa

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Flare

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>>26811975
why does it matter?

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Haachama

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Marine

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>>26813141
>>26812374
When I click on Ame thread, I expect to see cute pictures of Ame, not pictures of an ugly 3D actor.

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Nene

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Society

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>>26813246

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>>26813316

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Watame

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Roboco

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Pekora

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Gabby

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Fauna

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I'm not a chumbud but I do I like Gura. I wonder if I should join Gooba Investment Fund.

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Iroha

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Lui

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Mio

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>wake up
>visit /nasfaqg/
>underaged ledditor at it again
>everyone's giving him (You)s

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>>26813968
Here is a (you), dont be sad.

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Matsuri

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>>26813968
Stop waking up into SEA time

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>>26813968
It's just one seamonkey depraved of (you)s probably even the same fag from /hlgg/ that hates goslings

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>>26813968
>>26814282
Nothing wrong with hating goslingniggers

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you're better off spamming the mutual funds bulletin board to be honest. Oh wait you can't because you're poor

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>>26786757
Thanks for the numbers review!

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>literally one teamate out of all teamates that hates goslings
You can just say you're a hipster, you don't need to pretend otherwise

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>>26815062
gura please

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>>26776601
I have never played any monster hunter series and a friend recommended me world as a "first timer", espacially becuase You can buy it cheap with VPN
Is it worth going for a rise instead of world as a first timer?

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>>26803927
me: oh, zeta as image, I hope its cute art related to zeta
> Clicks embed
I hate you.

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Aki's dividends...

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>>26815477
>doesn't want to dress up a cute boy as a holo and fuck them
you gay bro?

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>>26815477
>doesn't want to dress up as a holo and get fucked by a cute boy
you straight bro?

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>>26803927
hot

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>>26815701
i wish someone would dress me up and fuck me

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>>26814487
huh? posting on bulletin costs money?

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>>26803927

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>>26815574
>>26815701
My only wives are Ina and Zeta, and they will be the only ones that I will fuck. Or they will play with me instead.

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>wake up
>visit /nasfaqg/
>underaged le mean poster at it again
>everyone's giving him (You)s

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>>26815257
rise is fine, id say world is better as the unlock grind and monster diversity has 5+ years of content if you do everything and keep pushing to AT monsters
Rise on the other hand has no grind, you kill 2 monsters in your rank and youre the next rank, it feels like youre max rank in a few hours which killed it for me.
Rise is easier than world too but this conversation is pointless cause no one still play world id bet its like how l4d1 is better than 2 mechanically but who the fuck plays l4d1 anymore.

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if youre willing to do it single player though yeah world is way better

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>>26816060
And what about the upcoming dlc? Is it going to change a lot?

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And you know what is better? Dota!

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>>26815825
>he doesn't know

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>>26816243
more skills for each weapon so new attacks and stuff coupled with more monsters and new areas

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>>26815825
in honk's world, everything must cost something, if honk can have her way, she will tax you 50% for every single log in.

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>>26816060
>cause no one still play world
but I still play world

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>>26817219
you don't exist

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>>26815917
Got the original image for that Zeta art? It’s super good

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>>26816026
>>26815062
>>26814282
>>26813968
And yet none of you can name a single thread here in which has rampant goslingpostings as Ame and IRyS generals. My first post specifically asked for that.

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>>26817272
ok. you are right. happy?

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>>26817272
But you still haven’t told us why this matters so much. It’s just a stupid fun meme about parasocial feelings for chuubas, why does it bother you?

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>>26817265
https://twitter.com/Shuvi1125/status/1518484962760142854
https://twitter.com/Shuvi1125/status/1519209740630478848
Normally I would write "Be a man, and find it by yourself" but I have good day so here it is

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>>26817307
nta but lovely taste friend

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>>26817307
Because it’s hilarious

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>>26817272
>And yet none of you can spoonfeed me a single thread here in which has rampant goslingpostings as Ame and IRyS generals. My first post specifically asked for spoonfeed
Not even that anon but you really sound like a real tourist

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>>26817241
to be honest I finished world when it released and continued playing until they added behemoth and only now started again and got stuck at either killing alatreon or grinding kulve and sagi alone

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>>26817100
>>26817195
what the hell that's a scam how much does it cost to post a bulletin?

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WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING NOEL SING?

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>>26818460
>that's a scam

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>>26818817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBMGVJtB0l4
SEEK concert

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>>26818939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DQWjvFBma4 Turn that shit off and watch Noel

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>>26818992
Fuck you. Yuka have worked so hard promoting her concert.

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>>26819058
Ok I am sorry. Enjoy your concert

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Fuck, even Sora is retweeting Noel's shitty singing stream. I'm tempted.

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Sex

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>>26819535
Noel's noels...

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ohhhh numbers

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>>26819535
we need more lolitubers yagoo give us more hololis
theres https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC04QM30wwa0qMs101Mwz29w , that other one with strawberries in her hair, that one with 3 sisters
we need more and if theyre holo i can buy their coin

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ohhhh i need to shit

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>>26820690
that's not even a loli. that's a toddler

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>>26820874
a very sexy one

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>>26820365
Conglatulations I am very proud of you

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>>26820690
Putting sweets in your vaginal cavity is asking for a yeast infection, practice hygiene dammit

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Subaru :: $17,446.25
>Watame :: $12,368.16
>Towa :: $12,253.53

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 40)
>Moona :: -$12,672.10
>Ollie :: -$11,750.20
>Miko :: -$11,459.99

Overall Average Adjustment is -$54.21
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,816.45
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,570.14

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and get your boilers ready for that crab.

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>Luna up 5k
NO GO DOWN

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So what happens if I own more than 10% of a fund shares?

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>>26821397
you get more than 10% of their divs

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>>26821397
nothing
board membership is the discretion of the ceo

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>>26821967
>>26821986
And if I were to own more than 50%? Would I become the new CEO?

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>>26822070
no

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>>26822070
>>26822118
HONK PLEASE

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>>26803927
fake, this has been proven to be most effective way to improve someone trading power https://twitter.com/inoryQWQ/status/1523993736581206018
https://twitter.com/inoryQWQ/status/1521465088410071041

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>>26822345
Why the fuck are you people like this?

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Oh yeah, almost forgot.
HFZ Dark in 1 hour 15.
HFZ 24 hours after.

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>>26776923
post the full one now weve had another adjustment and peoples ballsacks are just bursting pent up with liquid to donate
we need to know whos rising fast

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>>26822781
Those abs are gonna turn me straight

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>Starting shares
>1000 to 100.000
uh what do I do, I just want to buy oshi

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>>26823447
1000 and beg people not to buy and subsequently murder you when they feel like it. Seriously though use the fund to make money then use that money to oshicoin on your account

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do you guys employ bots to buy and sell on the mutual fund? Man, I really don't have time to trade manually anymore unlike before

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>>26823631
At least one fund I am in clearly does. All of their notifications hit my screen at once.

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>>26823631
honk please prioritize the trader I want sleep

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>>26823680
i doubt its a clicker and more likely an api caller like the "sheets"

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>>26823772
honk needs to fix the funds first.

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Good morning nasfaq! I overslept...

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I guess I was right. Ame and IRyS threads are the ONLY places where goslingposting is the norm. I suspect discordfaggots from Ame discord group spread their cancer to the Teamates here during the early days of HoloEN.

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>>26825174
ohhh mahjong

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>>26825212
when will the mahjong tournament start today? what is the schedule even?

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>>26825244
Isn't it like in 15 minutes?

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>>26825244
read motherfucker read
>>26759832

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>>26824222
Yo

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>>26825332
nta but i would've thought something would be posted by now, 15 minutes and no idea who is playing who etc

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>>26759832
Who was the highest scorer? Who had the highest average placement?

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>>26825423
me
me

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MOVE data updated for Cycle 11.
HFZ Dark starting. Bets will be up as soon as matches start.
Bets for dividends awarded because I forgot to do it last night.

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Mahjong will be starting now. Everybody will need to click 'prepare for match' - please do this, try not to delay any matches. We will try to divide people up equally, so there will be no exclusively expert-level lobbies and no exclusively beginner-level lobbies. You will each play four games, and if you somehow get left behind or come in late, we will try and find stand-ins to have you complete your matches. Once again, please make sure to ready up so that we can get things going in the desired fashion.
If you need a reminder:
>open up Mahjong Soul
>click on tournament match
>click on tournament lobby
>enter tournament id "227157"
>click "prepare for match" when ready
>>26825423
Triangle won in both regards (4+ matches were required as said here: >>26759832 )

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>>26826039
Is that 60 million in rewards for me, then?

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>>26826118
Yes
Somebody stop this man

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>>26826039
Is there a bracket sheet to reference like last time?

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>>26826180
There will not be a public one, we are using the MJS Tournament Assistant to calculate the scores at the end. These scores will be posted publicly after the day is fully over.

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>>26826246
so is there any way to know when our matches are?

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>>26826311
Your matches are when you ready up in the tournament lobby, that's it - there is no 'set time' but please, please try to make yourself available sooner rather than later

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>>26826039
Mikofag is streaming on Twitch, go watch:
https://www.twitch.tv/not_nasfaq

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>>26825212
Ohhh dota

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>>26822688
NTA but there's bread up here for when it's needed. Nice bread.

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>>26827322
Yeah, I'll bake a new bread when we hit Page 10.

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Perfect onahole

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>>26818939
A fellow yuka fan in nasfaq? Based
I'm watching the vod in bed rn, her voice is so good

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>>26826357
ok but how much is there, 1, 2, 4, 8, 64? how do I know if I'm done?

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>>26820690
hiyo was better before her Spanish pandering and toddlercon stuff

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>>26826039
>I'm last
I hope I get something for that other than being ashamed of myself

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>>26827564
You play four matches (4, four) - as was described literally right here: >>26826039
If you play three you are disqualified, if you play more than four any after your fourth will not count

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>>26827734
>three
>disqualified
I.. dont remember us agreeing on that?
I thought we'd give them a default -13 points or soemthing and let them continue to the next day

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mikofag's commentary is epic

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>>26827800
My mistake, my brain is very small
You will take a hit of -15 for every match under 4

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NEW BREAD
>>26829927
>>26829927
>>26829927
MIGRATE WHEN READY

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>Betting on draw

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>>26830072
>not betting on draw

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>betting at all