If AmeSame Kiss Live On Stream: What You Can Expect

[Anonymous No.]

Seperated by Degrees of Kissu

>Level 0: No Touch/Air Kiss
No body contact is made. Nothing of any real note happpens. Mild excitement mixed with mild dissappointment.

>Level 1: Kiss on cheeks/forehead/anywhere else
Defined as a brief kiss on any non-erogenous zone on the body defined by your typical western tradition. /vt/ immediately becomes unusable for the next 48 hours. Status quo is preserved besides a swelling of AmeSame fanart.

>Level 2: Light quick peck on the lips
Defined as a quarter of a second or less of lip to lip contact. /vt/ is ususable for an entire week. The chaos that ensues somehow doxxes multiple shitposters and rrat breeders.

>Level 3: Half Second Kiss
Instant +1 million subs for AmeSame. Internet loses it's shit for an entire day. Every gaming company, except Atlus, bends the knee and gives Hololive all perms no questions asked. 4chan is ususable for 4-6 weeks, resulting in AmeSame posters getting quarantined into their own board or banned. Youtube rec feed is flooded with Kissu reactions for the next month. Multiple ball draining yuri doujins are inbound. Everyone has a good night sleep that night.

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>Level 4: 1 Second Kiss
Atlus bends the knee. Allows Hololive exclusive perms. Susie bends the knee, will never ban Hololive accounts ever again and will allow any streaming content. 3D swimsuit models are ordered immediately. Coco and Aloe are immediately reinstated. AmeSame is #1 Trending on every major social media and makes international news, forcing awkward old white men to butcher Japanese names. Stock markets significantly improve, global depression/recession is averted. The Kissu becomes the #1 most viewed stream of all time. The bees are saved from hive colony collapse.

>Level 5: 2-3 Second Kiss
A wave of anti-Covid radiates from the two, instantly curing and innoculating the entire world from Covid forever no downsides, even curing vax injuries. Russia immediately withdraws from Ukraine and calls for a treaty for it's reintroduction into the global economy. Inflation is reversed overnight. 2020 US Election audit is conducted and transparently, conclusively, without a shadow of a doubt prove/disprove the election results. LGBT is immediately accepted world wide (only if they're hot though lol). All lost media is found. Nuclear energy becomes accepted worldwide. AmeSame become #1 most subbed Youtubers. Cover gets a Nobel Peace Prize.

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>Level 6: 4-5 Second Kiss
Going in for a second kiss and/or prolonged post-kiss body contact automatically goes into this category regardless of the combined length of either kiss. The Anti-Covid wave in addition, also makes people lose excess weight and cures all addictions. Jesus himself comes down from Heaven and rewrites the entire Bible to permit homosexuality. Furthermore, he goes back in time and turns the alien into a girl (female), therefore turning Rushia's yabe into a harmless yuri fest. China instantly collapses in a way that somehow improves the economy of every other country like some JRPG boss being defeated. Epstein's entire circle, clients and all, are all arrested, publicly shamed, and executed. Lab grown organs instantly jump 50-75 years ahead and even allow for female sperm and male uteruses. Depression, autism and other various mental aliments are solved. All game betas and source codes are leaked.

>Level 7: FULL ON FRENCH KISS
MULTIPLE KISSES OR A KISS LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS AUTOMATICALLY GOES INTO THIS CATEGORY. GOD HIMSELF DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN TO PERFECT HUMAN ANATOMY. ANIME WAIFUS ARE MADE REAL. TIME TRAVEL IS INVENTED. COLD FUSION IS PERFECTED. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IS AVERTED. THE SUN'S LIVE IS EXTENDED ANOTHER 10 MILLION YEARS. HUMANITY ENTERS A GOLDEN AGE OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY CULMINATING IN SPACE COLONIZATION. EVERYONE GETS A BF/GF WITHIN A WEEK. YES, EVEN (YOU). HALF LIFE 3 IS RELEASED.

[Anonymous No.]

this is the worst thread this board has ever had

[Anonymous No.]

Level 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>26556057
I expect deep hot sweaty french kiss

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>>26556260
This isn't even the worst thread on the board right now.

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>>26556057
>>26556111
>>26556145
most sane amesame shipper

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>>26556057
kiss her lower lips

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>>26556057
i expect my dick between their soft lips

[Anonymous No.]

current best thread on /vt/

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>>26556057
Ame has such gropable tits in this art.

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>>26556057
After seeing the off collab, sorry bro... They really are just friends with no romantic interest whatsoever, feels bad shipping them and coming up with stuff like this.

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>>26572746
>they literally had sex
>sorry bro... They really are just friends
Sad

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>>26572746
You sound like an incel that you cant tell that they're obviously in love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you are being sarcastic but seriously... Expecting actual friends to be something more than that is kinda fucked up.

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>>26572746
>>26574861
https://youtu.be/4bH4wW_-J38?t=52
They are friends and are in love with each other. Simple as.