/dsw/ - Hyakumantenbara Salome

[Anonymous No.]

Architect Edition.

>Previous stream: 【100満記念】肉焼きますわよ~~~~~~!!!!【ですわ】
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjd62138_zk

>Youtube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgIfLpQvelloDi8I0Ycbwpg

>Twitter:
https://twitter.com/1000000lome

>Corporate Profile:
https://www.nijisanji.jp/members/salome-hyakumantenbara

>Art links:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23サロメ百万展%20filter%3Aimages&f=live
https://www.azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3A壱百満天原サロメ&r18=true
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/壱百満天原サロメ

>Tags:
#壱百満天原サロメ - General
#サロメ満点配信ですわ - Live Stream
#サロメ百万展 - Fan Art
#サロメッセージ - For 'egosa'

>Schedule and chatroom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52563OjVB-8

Reminder to ignore and report shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags.

>Previous thread:
>>25710344

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[Anonymous No.]

How messy is her room?

[Anonymous No.]

https://puzzle.aggie.io/Ye1ldS
It's puzzle time.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasted talent for not joining Hololive, if she joined Hololive she will get 3d debut within 2 months and nendoroid within year

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>>25771273
Not messy enough to stop me from having sex with her there.

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>>25771487
But I'm at work...

[Anonymous No.]

What do >we think about the eigo stream?

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I'm thinking about branching out a bit. Any good nijisanji vtubers to watch if I like Sarome so far?

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>>25775811
Furen.

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>>25775811
Any of the sanbaka (Lize, Ange, Inui), Hoshikawa, or Furen.

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>>25775811
Mito, Sango, Ange
Joe Rikiichi and Maimoto if you're alright with guys

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>>25775811
Not really the best parallel but Nui is great and doing Nier Replicant's C route right now

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>>25775811
debisama

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>>25775568
I'm sure it'll be fine because she managed to make all of her streams so far fun, but chat will be kinda awkward since it's just going to be japs larping as baka gaijins, since there are almost no EOPs watching her.

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>>25775811
Depends on what you like about her and how much you understand Japanese
If you find her commentary and word choices funny/entertaining I would recommend Kenmochi Touya.

Animal Fight club stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG3oFt0T1ro
Tsugunohi stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V6EwJ1e9OU

Both stream showcases his commentary skills.
In the same vein Tsukino mito is another that's good at talking and making funny remarks if you don't want to see male streamers.

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>>25775811
i feel like leos gives off the same energy when he speaks

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>>25775811
Noraneko. She also reviewed a burger and has huge tits.

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test

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>>25775811
My little blueberry with a cute accent

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>>25777458
Im warning you, the moment fumino gets mentioned, me or someone else will flood this thread with all her deeds as per tradition.

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>>25775811
I like Salome and also like Nui, you might give her a try.

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>>25775811
I love Mito to death.

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>>25775811
ngo has the same energy as ojou, but you should check out rikiichi first, specifically kiriko so you'd understand salome's inspirations
for my personal recommendation, mitomito

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>>25775811
Seconding Leos if you're fine with males. He's the one niji I watched the most before Salome existed and I can say with certainty that they both give a similar vibe. They'll keep you entertained for hours (or in Salome's case, 1 hour).

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>>25775811
Watch some of their 3D debuts. Masaru's is the definition of soul. It's even better if you know more about the other characters involved, from the SEEDs to Raindrop groups, him giving a shoutout to his graduated friend, getting raped by a shotacon, very soulful piano playing and him literally holding chat's hands at the end. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a complete package:
https://youtu.be/fVXA-QiW0dM

If you want something music-focused, Levi's 3D debut concert is really great, features a live band and all:
https://youtu.be/h0Gr7iw_x3A

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thick and long...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjd62138_zk&t=776s

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>>25778320
Do it, you coward.

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>>25771487

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>>25780342
>almost 4 hours
Jesus.

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What did she mean by this?

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>>25771273
Salome holding a head... Chuubas are part of the Bible now.

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>>25775811
iinchou

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>>25775811

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>>25775811
Nui is one of the more based nijisanji chuubas

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>>25775811
This wacky cat https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBiqkFJljoxAj10SoP2w2Cg

>>25780292
Absolutely
Quick Rundown of cat

>She placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples excrete pus and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GPn1kPseIHI
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
> big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757
>did a 300k endurance stream and ended up falling a sleep midstream. So all gen1 and several Livers decide to come to her channel and stream for her.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAhCj0WHqR4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iU5Y8JZCK8M
>actually shit live on stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA
>anykara actually have unofficial guide to newbie on how to deal with cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKp3gbvfk

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>>25784465
Also
>loot 6 boxes of meat bun intended for Livers during an event and claim it was hers. Return half of them after being scolded by all Livers in the room.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KwHXcUybgdg

More Evil Stuff

>Literally broke the law by turning 1-yen coins into aluminum foil
>Decided on her own to do a collab with a elementary school YouTuber without consulting Nijisanji at all.
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.
>Rides bike in freezing weather to try new burger from McD (rice buns) while streaming the entire way there (she has her laptop computer open on her bike while she rides it, using pocket wifi to keep streaming). For whatever reason there were military helicopter sounds in the background while she struggles with keeping everything together. Runs away from cop who tries to figure out why she is riding bike with a computer; orders the wrong burger, and tries to go back and falls off her bike before ending the stream.
>Pretends to not know how to set up stream while streaming in-person with Deron. Deron asks her to put up a scrolling comments section on the screen, and cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely. Nearly kills Deron with laughter in the process.
>Ropes Gibara into doing an impromptu in-person collab with her in the Niji office when the latter dropped by to say hi; played 1-2 switch and tried to cheat by fondling Gibara's boobs and throwing switch controller at her. Lost anyway.
>Actually lives in squalor. Mito and Deron says she lives in a very small room (~50 sq. ft room) with 4 cats, and the room is full of stuff cat calls her "treasures".
>Did a stream about cooking "蘇" (prounced "so") in a convoluted multi-modal pun. Her screen title was "おいい蘇 (oishi-sou"). In the stream she boils milk to extract its essence, or "soul". The stream is about her struggling to use a gas stove, nearly starting fire on multiple occasions and alternating between freaking out and being smug to the viewers. 蘇 also means reincarnation/revival, so halfway through the stream she comments about being light-headed and wondering why the gas in the gas stove is low (implying she left it on the entire time) and the entire comments section telling her to get fresh air. She comes back several minutes later and literally repeats the start of her stream word-for-word and then tells the audience not to worry because she has died (and revived) a million times. Stream ends with the fire alarm in her room going off and exasperated Mito commenting "ehhhh".
>Streams on a laptop without a mouse. Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed yesterday's stream. Someone give me a summary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25784465
>>25784493
Wow, I didn't even know most of these. Noraneko truly is a chaos incarnate

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>>25784905
>>25754786

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>>25784905
Its a zatsu, its just her celebrating 1mil subs by eating and cooking sasauge live on stream, while also virtually cooking yakiniku live on stream. Thats pretty much it, although i prefer if you watch the stream yourself.

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I wonder who will be writing the original song for Salome. Gotta be some big name, but if it's some relatively new and not well-known composer, they might win a career lottery.

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>>25785129
inb4 Yunomi

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>>25785129
Most original songs are pretty forgettable anyway, so I'm not building up any hopes.

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https://twitter.com/kijiniwa/status/1532364914979110914

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>>25779892
fixed link
https://youtu.be/Zjd62138_zk?t=776

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>>25784939
Noraneko is evil incarnate, anon

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdo-GkPAaRc
spooky thumbnail

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>>25789060
Is this a Rorschach test?

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>>25789060
I'm scared

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>>25789552
hurm

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>>25789552
Yes, all I see is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

Minasamagata, I'm speaking English desuwa~

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>>25789799
oh great, another silver-haired, big face

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>>25784465
how in the world do you dislocate your jaw like that

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>>25789552
amogus in bottom left

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>>25784493
>>25784465
yeah she even crazier because lot of omitted detail. for example :
>she been late for 30+ min on taka naan collab, tweeting she going to sleep few hours before collab
>she broke her arm before big valentine music relay involving JP+KR+ID. apparently she put her microwaves in unsafe place because she want to make a space for disney toys
>during nyancat relay she forced several people to sing nyancat, one of them is takaharu mahjong pro
>etc

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>>25784493
Lots of stuff still omitted with Fumi
>borrowed her laptop to stream and not returning it to the point she forgot about it
>took advantage of Fumi, groping her in the hotel while having a broken hand.
>pissing in her shower
>attempting to take a picture of her in the bath naked to for revenge

I think she was also the one who didnt have space to put her mic anywhere so she held it between her thighs all the time

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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40577441

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Shrine

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Eigo tuyotuyo ojou-sama (ippanjin)

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>>25793393
preposterous! Wheres the Sasauges? The cheap make cosmetics? And especially the frozen spaghetti!?

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I can't believe I have a dentist appointment at the same time she starts stream. FUCK!

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>>25770486
stinky fuckin hikki neet

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>>25793596
Smell this

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This artist is in love with her, he has drawn Salome non-stop since debut
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/303943/illustrations

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>>25793715
tfw no salami pussy pits smothering your olfactory glands

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>>25793791
He drew her eating yakiniku and then she actually did it the absolute madwoman.

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>>25785129
Most original songs by vtubers are painfully forgettable anyway, so I'm not holding my breath.

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>>25785720
>>25794049
Woah there buddy, did an original song killed your family or what.

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>>25794049
Did you really need to hold that thought for several hours?
I like most of Kazaki's songs. Some of Mito's are memorable if that's the metric you care about. But success of music videos usually comes down to a chuuba's popularity as long as they are competent and the voice is nice.

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>>25785129
>Gotta be some big name
pls be someone from Elements Garden

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>>25775811
Furen is quite a funny dork to watch.

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>>25775811
Rikiichi
Ngo
Ange Katrina

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>>25793791
he understood her sexiness

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>all those recs
where the fuck are you guys? liven up /2434/ a bit, won't ya?

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>>25784465
>>25784493
>>25790268
>>25791044
Fuck off to your own thread nijinigger.

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>>25775811
Nui, Debi, Suo Sango, Ange. All pretty fun and dorky.

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>>25794922
>/2434/

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>>25794549
the collab we deserve

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>>25795340
Oyoyo...

[Anonymous No.]

SOON

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a second, is this a collab? Check the stream description

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>>25795802
>NijiEN

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>>25795802
>male collab already
It's over.

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>>25795802
Yep, Oliver and Petra is gonna be her first colalb it seems

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>>25795802
It's not Duolingo, thank fuck

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>>25795802
They helped with giving her stuff to work with.

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just took a huge shit
when is salami

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>>25795802
Guess she's much more serious in english than what we though.
Since it's Oliver and Petra

[Anonymous No.]

Unicorns are EOPs, how shocking

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>>25795802
>NijiEN
Fuck NijiEN and fuck Petra in particular

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdo-GkPAaRc
it's happening

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>ご協力いただいたにじさんじの皆様
> @オリバー・エバンス / Oliver Evans 【にじさんじ】
> @Petra Gurin【NIJISANJI EN】
>ぜひチャンネルをご覧になってくださいですわ
Fucking told you.

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>>25795802
The description is just thanking Oliver and Petra for their help. I don't think that means a collab.

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>>25795956
NOW

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>>25796024
They're not streaming with her, baka

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I don't like this. I'm was hoping rikiichi as first collab.

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https://youtu.be/nxymRxoFiKA
nari drawing salome rn

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>start stream
>pc dying

[Anonymous No.]

Personalised English test based on the last two weeks, kino

[Anonymous No.]

Well anon? You CAN do the quiz Japanese side right?

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>male
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>25796233
Yes.

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>Japanese English test
always amusing to see

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>English learning stream
>Still a huge EOP filter

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>>25795989
>english brain gives people mental illness
Many such occurrences.

[Anonymous No.]

No one is seriously bothered by Oliver's presence of all the guys, right? He is such a sweetheart.

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>o-harve
off to a great start

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>>25796254
Prof Evans is as harmless as vegetables anon, plus he's a faggot

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oharve

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>oharve

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>>25796326
This. He's into huge, muscly women and hates mesugaki.

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>>25796254
He didn't even appear, he and Petra probably just giving her homework.

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>>25796326
But, but professor Evans is a good boy...

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who says gastroscopy? I've only ever heard of upper scopes being referred to as endoscopies

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beautiful and elegant writing.

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what is this? is she not using duolingo?

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>>25796324
Where do you think we are? Some people will see a male and instantly combust.

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>>25796324
Don't care about Oliver, 'ate NijiEN. Simple as. Well, Petra is fine I guess.

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>>25796377
As long Petra doesn't actually appear, it's fine

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>>25796254
Do you know Nijisanji?

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>right
salome...

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Left (right)

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>gets the correct answer
>then erases it for the wrong answer

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>>25796414
Petra is always around but transparent/fading. If you acknowledge her existence she will appear and no longer be transparent/fading.

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>Only 66k
how did she flop this hard bros

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>~70k watching
it's ogre

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>>25796504
She's just like me

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>>25796511
>>25796518
And the raid has begun. Kill yourself holobrony niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is that third question

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>>25796511
>>25796518
Back to /#/

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>>25796414
Petra WILL collab with Salome and there is nothing you can do.

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>>25796504
The number of times I've done that on a test is way higher than I care to admit.

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>>25796511
Well if she doesn't pop over 90k we can always blame it on the filthy and dirty English language.

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>>25796390
I think gastroscopy is always from mouth to stomach. like gastronomy = food
colonoscopy goes from your butt to lower intestines
I think endoscopy refers to both but I'm not sure?

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Ahhhh Ojou-sama's bad handwriting

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INSE LANCE

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She's 100% dekinai and I love it

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>Reminder to ignore and report shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags.
If you know who you are, you know what to do

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>>25796414
>As long Petra doesn't actually appear, it's fine
I swear everytime someone say this she will appear for some reason

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>>25796574
Petra will collab with Salome and it will be disastrous for her. A mediocre streamer like Petra has no business appearing alongside Salome. Only Rikiichi, Debi and Ngo could handle her.

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She's ngmi

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>>25796390
Oliver sensei is an ESL. Please forgive him

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>cloud
Salome... Prof is going to write the F on your face if you keep this up...

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w-what's obentz and obiohazard? What does the jp word say?

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>>25796619
I think she's writting with the mouse. Not that her comics are very legible

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If you can't read her handwriting you have no right to be her servant

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>>25796609
Endoscopy is just the general term for inserting a camera into your body

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>>25796662
exactly what she spelled in English.

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>>25796662
>obentz
Mercedes-Benz

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oh yeah oliver is a professor and this is a test I finally get it now

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>>25796390
The actual name is esophagogastroduodenoscopy, not even trolling.

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>>25796609
maybe it's a bong vs burger thing
I've had a number of scopes in both ends, and i've only ever heard of upper scopes being referred to as endoscopies

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>>25796662
It says obentz and obiohazard

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>>25796662
It literally says Obio(Bio Hazard) and Obentz(Mercedes)

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>>25796662
Biohazard is Jap for Resident Evil. Bentz as in Mercedes-Benz.

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>>25796700
He did it, the absolute madman.

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>the one incomprehensible Engrish sentence is the one she understands the most
Sasuga

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>>25796662
It's just her calling Benz and RE

>>25796596
Honestly, i expected it to be much lower than this, due to that reason.

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jpbros, approximately how badly is she translating these sentences?

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>>25796662
the o- is ojouspeak preffix

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck did she get that third one perfectly correct

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>>25796701
fucking hell i think i developed cancer reading that

[Anonymous No.]

Jastis!!

[Anonymous No.]

Jastis...

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Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

Jastis!

[Anonymous No.]

JASTIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25796775
Full of jastis

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS
JASTIS

[Anonymous No.]

Pawar is pawar!!

[Anonymous No.]

>jastis! !!

[Anonymous No.]

Pawar is pawar!
JASTIS!

[Anonymous No.]

PAWARRR

[Anonymous No.]

PAWAR! IS! PAWAR!

[Anonymous No.]

On a serious note, would you translate 力 as force?

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>how do I translate sama (様)
>"summer"
based JOPs

[Anonymous No.]

Sar Ocapcom

[Anonymous No.]

How would you actually translate the "O" in english? Is there even an equivalent ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25796807
MOVE OZIG
FOR GREAT JUSTIS DESUWA~

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>>25796860
Depend on the context of the sentance.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want peropero shoes

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, boys, Salome wants to pero pero, see you virgins later.

[Anonymous No.]

Oujou sama.... pero pero is a purely Japanese word

[Anonymous No.]

F*** Fa** O *ack desuwa

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>Sar Ocapcom
Man, I am easy to please.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want pero pero
BROS, MY TONGUE HAS COME

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>>25796860
Yes. 重力 Gravity force

[Anonymous No.]

She's so bad. I'm having so much fun

[Anonymous No.]

10 fanarts of
>you
peroperoing salome's heels as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

I will peropero her anus

[Anonymous No.]

I want to peropero Salome's shoes....

[Anonymous No.]

(5) is my favorite line from her. It was really cool....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25796932
What does the japanese sentence say...?

[Anonymous No.]

I want peropero Salome's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

PETRA GONNA APPEAR!

[Anonymous No.]

wtf dropped

[Anonymous No.]

AAARGH CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

Petra for the listening, I see. They needed a native.
>>25796911
I meant 力こそパワ-!!

[Anonymous No.]

KEK. THE THREAD WILL BURN NOW THANKS PETRA

[Anonymous No.]

>Petra on stream (recorded)

[Anonymous No.]

>and watch me... You!!
I will

[Anonymous No.]

My daughterwife is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

PETRA DESUWA

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck???

[Anonymous No.]

DUCK OFF PETRA YOU LEECH

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OVER...

[Anonymous No.]

BEGONE

[Anonymous No.]

SHE WILL PLAY APEX DESUWA~

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797030
Ah, in that case, it can't.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Petra got champion with Enna and Millie with 0 kills

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797032
this is all /anyapetra/'s keikkaku
Anya [EN]: keikkaku means plan

[Anonymous No.]

CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

Pentomos, your oshi is pretty cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

This shit is excruciatingly difficult for a JOP...

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely hope Japs will bully Petra into oblivion if she tries to leech of Salome

[Anonymous No.]

>Featuring a Chinese nationalist
MANAGEMENT STEP UP YOU ARE FUCKING UP BIGLY

[Anonymous No.]

WAKARIMASEN DESUWA
LMAO SHE IS SO BAD DESUWA
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS TOO HARD PETRA YOU DORK
NOT EVEN SEANIGS CAN COMPREHEND THIS
AAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Did Ojou actually say that or is Petra throwing shade? I don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hateboner for this qt3.14?

[Anonymous No.]

Petra, this is way too advanced for a JOP

[Anonymous No.]

Petra, you should speak slower for Salome's dekinai brain to keep up...

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE WHORE WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU NIGGERS, SHE WILL BE IN THE STREAM SOMEHOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797116
It is. General practice is to use simple sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

Too muzukashii

[Anonymous No.]

ohohoho status?

[Anonymous No.]

What a troll

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING

[Anonymous No.]

petra uncle planted her in this collab

[Anonymous No.]

This kusogaki penguin...

[Anonymous No.]

This is so cringe but I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

[Anonymous No.]

Does Petra even know her voice is being repeated on a stream for over 70k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

Ojou brain expanding

[Anonymous No.]

She understood half of it!

[Anonymous No.]

This basically confirms she's Debi. Petra LOVED Debi so it isn't surprising for her to work with Salome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797250
Yeah, she totally needs to stick to her 2view snoozefest streams

[Anonymous No.]

maybe this is Petra's plan. To have her struggler with English so much she sticks with Japanese only.

She's might be on our side!

[Anonymous No.]

Smart ojou

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
Stop pushing that dead rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797313
She didn't understand shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>engl*sh roastie collab
>worst ccv she has ever had

[Anonymous No.]

why didn't they Rosemi instead of petra?

[Anonymous No.]

GUGERU-SAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
Please stop. Salome is Kanae.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok you salamifags shes starting to grow on me… im finally understanding why shes so popular. Thats a good oshi you have here

[Anonymous No.]

>thread status: malding

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
I am Salome desuwa~

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
Petra and Oliver are the best JP&EN speaking people Niji got.

[Anonymous No.]

wait, who the fuck wrote those English sentences?

They look like they were just google translated into English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797375
You see, anon, I only wish my oshi the best. That's why I'm not happy with Petra appearing on her stream in any form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
Wrong, Salome is Petra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
dead rrat desuwa

[Anonymous No.]

its better then another fucking duo lingo stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
Oliver...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
Oliver and petra

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
A Japanese...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797288
salome is pekora, hence why pekora is on break.
they loaned pekora over to nijisanji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
Oliver wrote it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797360
WRONG. Salome is my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797398
Elira is just as good, but they had to choose the worst one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
Probably petra

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
I only just noticed the typo in question 3 too. Sensei...

[Anonymous No.]

she cheated just now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797431
Petra has less talent in her body than a single vagina flap of Salome. If Salome were Petra, the entire chat would be asleep by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25770486
what does sex with desu wa feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

CHEATING

[Anonymous No.]

Even seanigs got better english than this

[Anonymous No.]

OJOU IS SO SMART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797418
Oliver wrote the sentences, Petra did the audio prompts.
Keep in mind both the sentences and the audio prompts are translated to English directly from her previous streams. Oliver mostly fucked up in translating her Japanese into English because he's a native Japanese speaker. Petra meanwhile did it too flawlessly, like how a professional translator would do it, which ended up being way too complex for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797398
Shu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797531
Like fucking a slimy chinese finger trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797398
Sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797466
Holy shit
This is accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797466
Salome is Enna for the same reason
The timing for her vacation is too convenient

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797531
shes an architect, so probably not many advanced movement involve

[Anonymous No.]

>gonna bring a male to her stream
its fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

Please no more English studying streams, Ojou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797642
Can't be Enna. She's not only my woman but she would of insulted somebody by now.

[Anonymous No.]

there's your ohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

ohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797646
She cried over spoiled instant spaghetti and is asian
Shes prob a skinny poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

ohoho

[Anonymous No.]

Those are some ESL ass translations.

[Anonymous No.]

My road's the only road I drive!
Jastis!!

[Anonymous No.]

HE WAS RIGHT >>25739012
We have a Salome insider

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797466
yeah, except its not a loan an pecorra is graduating later this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797786
*We have a Petra who is /here/ desuwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797699
you mean CEO riku tazumi? the man who was part of her loading screen?

[Anonymous No.]

god I wish I was capcom

[Anonymous No.]

>please let me kiss your ass
As you wish, my lady.

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I was Mr. Capcom

[Anonymous No.]

YES PLEASE OJOUSAMA

[Anonymous No.]

OJOU RIMJOB LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>She wants to kiss my ass
SALOME!!!?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never salad toss salome

[Anonymous No.]

everyone who donuts me supachats

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797895
Kissing ojou's donut...

[Anonymous No.]

>Donuts
She truly thinks with her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>Apex streams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797924
Do not post it

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Petra with the first sentence kek, no JOP will ever get that.

[Anonymous No.]

>I vowed to never shit behind the wheel ever again but this changes today!

[Anonymous No.]

god she's so fucking cute bros.

[Anonymous No.]

All according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.]

RIGGED

[Anonymous No.]

1000000 points

[Anonymous No.]

Hyakumantensai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798105
Why does she want to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

Petrashitters need to get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

never forget that petra is unironically the most well connected EN chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

100% as expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798105
Stop shitposting, Petra. You should've give her simplet sentences

[Anonymous No.]

PERFECT SCORE desuwa

[Anonymous No.]

>I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING

[Anonymous No.]

Sasuga hyakumanten ojou sama

[Anonymous No.]

She's too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

Engrish moment

[Anonymous No.]

>Gives some crumbs of pandering to EoPs
>Her viewership nosedives
Damn, why are Nips so fucking spiteful?

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't collab ban a thing to for niji?

[Anonymous No.]

25798204
neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

god that breathy voice is making me rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

wtf petra

https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1534923744787185664

[Anonymous No.]

SHE LIKES ME BROS
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>"I want ass" - Salome

[Anonymous No.]

Salome is having an orgasm
>I like you

[Anonymous No.]

Ohohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

She just told me she liked me. See you later virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

She likes us, kaigainikkibros

[Anonymous No.]

ohoho

[Anonymous No.]

SHE CONFESSED TO ME, SEE YOU LATER VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.]

AHHH SHE LIKES ME WE ARE GUMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798240
This was no collab.

[Anonymous No.]

ohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798226
EOPs are trash and should never be pandered too.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you enjoy?

[Anonymous No.]

SHE LIKES ME??

[Anonymous No.]

I see... Petra with big brain.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Desuwa...

[Anonymous No.]

She confessed to me btw, get on the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798240
collab with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798226
Nothing good ever comes out of pandering to Westoids.

[Anonymous No.]

She only likes you as a friend losers

[Anonymous No.]

>not even 1 hour
She will never try to pander to EOPs ever again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
thank you dumb bird

[Anonymous No.]

>not even a hour
wtf bros, pandering to EOP was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
this bratty penguin and her femboy fans need rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Petra-sama, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

Omg shes dumb as fuck… shes perfect. i think i have a new side oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798328
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798311
Please... she said it to me fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Let's see how much you enjoy my cock in your ass Pentomo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798226
NIPPON ICHIBAN

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope she never panders to EOPs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Unironically
Fuck people who shits on this before the stream and now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798371
And that's unironically a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798226
It's not like active spite, just a systemic, cultural racism. Of a sample size of 100k, 30k japanese people find languages other than Japanese too offensive to listen to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Petra sama, i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for Salome giving rimjob while wearing hand gloves fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25797806
my schizo rrat: pecora cant stand being in the same company as miko anymore, and also she's still mad about the rushia thing, so she's gone to niji to become Salome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798388
Give up on your oshi, Ojou is superior

[Anonymous No.]

I think maybe other chuubas raised my expectations of how well most Japanese can handle basic English a bit too high

[Anonymous No.]

i cant believe she just confessed her love to me (and only me) on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Yeah it was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
It felt fake on so many levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798468
this but me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Yeah it was actually good. Petra and Oliver did a good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798456
Kill yourself holobrony

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
I am entirely serious: Salome could have done this in just two tweets, one for the written test and the other for the listening

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
5/10, because now we'll have to deal with penguinshitters every thread

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to Petora we will never have an EOP pandering stream ever again, and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798603
rape correction now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798603
petra raped salome views

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798625
It was actually pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798625
Petra-sama, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

Petra collab next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798625
Thank you Petra!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798625

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Yes. It was fun watching her do her best while having Aruran grill meat on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Oliver and Petra the first Nijisanji livers she namedropped on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798424
EOPs deserve nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798972
Name drop yes, but she's actually in Nari's stream just before she's started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798972
I believe they are, besides being the first she showed, obviously. They were also among the first to tweet to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798454
>Speak literal caveman language and write moonrunes
>Not even have the decency to learn the global language
>even SEAnigs speak english
Japs are retarded desu wa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798371
English study streams are always bad without an actual partner to bounce off of in real time.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798454
they keep borrowing so many words from eigo anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798625
Based, I kneel....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so happy Salome didn't go for the typical lazy Duolingo shit (fuck you Ars) and actually put a lot of effort into this including reaching out to other livers for help. It was scuffed as hell but it made for a really entertaining stream and just went to show how talented she is when it comes to giving everyone a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25798339
Thank you Petra!! Now salomefag Will cope all day cus she is reclining baby!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25799274
Geez, whats with the spite, shes dumb give her a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>25799274
It was good for an english study stream, but english study streams suck in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pat her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25800330
Found Salome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25799511
This, honestly. I usually hate half-hearted English learning streams and this one was better than most lazy duolingo efforts, but this was a fair bit less entertaining than her usual gaming or the one chat stream she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>25800330
Shit, i can't find Raito, he's gotta be here somewhere near a grave or a fire or something