森カリオペ

[Anonymous No.]

Mori Calliope... 夢

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts of you still creep in from time to time, and I don't know for what. I've certainly lost it, trying to believe in a world that's bigger than me. Too much weird shit happened that's still provable it leaves me confused, but at the same time being out I know things will return back to normal. Maybe I'm just experiencing withdrawal, I'll choose to believe so. But something happened, was it you, your friend? I don't care if it's been all a game but I'm just curious still I suppose.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>25461408
Too slow on the draw because I'm getting autistic about kanji again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461566
You too?

[Anonymous No.]

Still love Mori
Still miss Mori

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>>25461408
Previous thread: >>25444450

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14j8NnpaBtA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Red: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuQZrUHjhg

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461370
you’re assuming it’s mistreatment when it could just as likely be some technical or logistical difficulties

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>>25461566
You gotta do it like 3 hours in advance
anywyas

IT'S FRIDAY MUTHAFUKAAAS!
MORI CALLIOPE IN THE HISOUSE
WHAT ARE YA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
>ジースーセ ジースーセ ジャポネスーセん

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>>25461599
It always happens when I've got a good and topical one, too

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>>25461714
So give me a logical explanation for how the in-house 3D modelers accidentally finished HoloX before IRyS.
Keep in mind, that under your assumption that she's getting the same treatment as them, her model has been in the works for 5 months longer than theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

We got Mori for two hours and yet I feel like it wasnt enough, I wanted just a little more, and now Im here missing her.
But I have strong bones so I will wait for her patiently!

[Anonymous No.]

she got the duck hooked on that shit

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>>25461754


>PLAYAN
I went out and drew today
>WATCHAN
Minecraf strem
>LISTENAN
Minecraf strem
>READAN
Did I read anything today? I read the interesting parts of the threads
>EATAN
Burger and tator tots :}
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Not tonight I'm doing it mostly in the morning, it was uhhh Angela White doctor ASMR
>FEELAN
Tired
>ジースーセ ジースーセ ジャポネスーセん
萌え萌えキュン!

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>>25461954
We got a "guaranteed" stream tomorrow so it's not so bad. After that I'll personally be fine to wait for TakaMori time

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>>25461982
SHE'S CORRUPTING HOLOLIVE OH NOOOO

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>>25461408
Reminder that the Crunchy One always draws Coco commando

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461982
Goldfish really aren't even that calorie-dense, it's definitely the fairy bread and pop-tarts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461982
lmaooo, she is securing her next bird victim, once she cant get hte goods only Mori will provide

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Im in a reminiscing mood. The earliest chat I remember mori reading from me was the November 2019 crash bandicoot stream. I typed “wtf I’m a furry now??.” And she read it and did that clap laughing hard thing she does sometimes now. All I remember thinking was “damn this bitch reads/laughs at anything” kek. I’ve changed my user name since then but still chat every now and then.
Good times

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>>25461938
none of us know when they started working on anyone's models or how they work on it, other than them needing the proper body measurements

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462144
>2019
Anon...

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>>25461408
Mori and the only thing she's ever loved. No, Anon, not (you). It was never (you). It was only ever what's in the bucket.

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>>25462190
So you're saying that they perhaps started working on HoloX's models before they started working on IRyS's? Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462195
Time is convoluted

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>>25462239
>bucket
homestuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462254
Didn't they actually have HoloX's designs done way ahead of time?

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>>25462195
Oops. Certainly feels like it now at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462310
Explanation for those of us who never looked at Homosuck?

[Anonymous No.]

How many deadbeats has she killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462592
Millions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462592
1 Morillion

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>>25462541
It's something that the characters put all their jizz in or something

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she enjoyed her shitty hotel chicken and is enjoying some good rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462946
How'd you know it's not a secret KFP branch!?

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>>25462946
Nothing like shitty room service before bed, I actually kind of enjoy the feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462876
Huh. Jizz, lean, I guess it works.

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>>25463115
I always just walked to the closest McDonalds. a quarter of the price for twice the amount of food of similar quality

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>>25461982
Someone edit Moris face onto Brosnan with ubereats

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>>25461982
God dammit Subaru, you're only supposed to have one pack of pop-tarts a day..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462541
The trolls, an alien species with 4 types of romance have a convoluted reproduction system that involves collecting buckets of genetic material which get mixed into an “incestous slurry”. To them a bucket is kind of like having your cock out

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>>25462056
Good bless that woman.

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>>25463727
I wasn't even allowed to have a pack, I split a pack with my brother

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>>25461408
Who the fuck is that loli Mori is sleeping on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25463845
For the creator and it's fans, a well deserved pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462113
I stopped eating poptarts when I read the amount of calories in just 1 pack of 2. 100% not worth the calories for the taste.

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>>25464162
That's a totally reasonable number of calories for a breakfast though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462254
>>25462347
I mean, JP gens usually get their 3D models after around 5 to 6 months, so JP6 getting theirs soon is right on queue

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464162
Meanwhile Goldfish are unironically not that bad for you (even sodium)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464550
depends on the flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464648
Flavor blasted Pizza was the GOAT back in the day

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>>25464382
That's not the point. They just don't taste good enough to be worth almost 400 calories. There are so many other things I'd rather eat that have that many calories and are just as convenient, like cookies or doughnuts.

>>25464550
Yeah they are a puffed food snack, they always have barely any calories. That's why eating a giant bowl of (unbuttered popcorn is like 200 calories, 300 if you put a tablespoon of melted butter.

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That's super cool, I'd buy one of those in a heartbeat
https://twitter.com/rosuuri/status/1532894906712133633?s=21&t=zsa09qU5P3dpE4U7AVzvmA

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/14j8NnpaBtA?t=5121

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>>25464959
She cringed because she knows it's something she would say

[Anonymous No.]

[Shark news]
She's still spouting shrek facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464679
I hate goldfish without flavor powder of some sort, bland crackers are awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464959
WITH THE HARD R

[Anonymous No.]

>>25465191
SHE SAID FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

How was the rest of the stream? Had to leave around day 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467227
She got hit by cringe overload with the bartender
See >>25464959

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467293
JESAS

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>>25467293
>Au revuoir...
>little nigger...
This is what went through her racist mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467293
To be fair, that bartender IS fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467402
The fact that she said it with a Southern twang must have really hit home. Poor Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467293
OH LAWDY LAWD

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>>25467733
That bartender is literally Mori if she was a bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467760
Mori even mentioned deviantart there, that scene must've sent her way back into her cringe childhood days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25467891
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

I want "Au revoir, lil' Reaper" to be the new "PEACE" at the end of streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>25468622
Anon please, her body can't take it...

[Anonymous No.]

What time is the eikawa? I feel like a specific time wasn't given unless I missed sana saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469081
dex says its 8am est tomorrow

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>>25468153
I want Mori to be my cringe middle school tumblr girlfriend....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469134
The police would like to have a word with you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469196
Anon are you telling me that you've never gotten horny thinking about the crushes you had in middle/high school?

[Anonymous No.]

Karby is done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469119
As in less than 12 hours? Damn I’m going to miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469944
Yea 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469811
That's a funny way of saying "depressed"

[Anonymous No.]

Sana song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25470294
Snail's House damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25470294
>>25470378
Mori was right when she said it was a good time for Holomusic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469811
Alabaster....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25470443
Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25470294
>>25470378
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461938
Just wait until all of HoloX also has perfect 3D models unlike all of Myth except Kiara needing shit to get fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25470294
>>25470378
I'm actually really looking forward to it now

[Anonymous No.]

No Mori and No tweets make me morb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25471721
It’s been 4 hours. Chill nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461982
ah, cute UmU

[Anonymous No.]

I also miss Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464959
This is unironically one of her cutest moments. It's such a genuine reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>25471802
it wasn't a proper stream

[Anonymous No.]

If you love Mori say au revoir lil reaper

She'll love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472060
>streams
>it wasn't a REAL stream
okay commie

[Anonymous No.]

>>25462592
Not nearly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472394
Au revoir lil reaper

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/xnrs0l
Our boy got outcringed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472394
Au revoir lil reaper

[Anonymous No.]

12:43
don't mind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472621
yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25469811
Hah, I feel you on that one. How is one supposed not to think back to those times fondlely if the only time you got intimate with a girl was back in elementary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472394
au revoir lil reaper

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>>25470378
>>25470753
I did look forward to Fauna's because woah, Shibayan, but I didn't end up liking it that much desu
Keeping my expectations tempered for now

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>>25472394
Au revoir lil reaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472394
Y'all niggas will literally say anything as long as you think it'll get a reaction out of her
And I hate that I'm the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472903
I love Fauna's original. It's been stuck in my head since the day it came out

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>>25473020
Me too, I guess it helps that I already listen to Shibayan's stuff a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>River Styx
>Satan
>666
Was this like visiting your old work place for Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25473160
need demon sex with Mori (please play Helltaker)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472060
Real streaming has never been tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>25473245
Does Mori have a big enough brain to beat the puzzles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474488
actually true

[Anonymous No.]

>>25472394
Au revoir lil reaper

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to mumei

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how shitty that hotel room chair was if she couldn't stream passed 2 hours because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474737
>he hasn't heard the news
Uh........

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474737
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474746
Herman Miller has made her spine soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474737
coof probally, won't be able to meet kiara and mori.

>>25474746
If you are used to a proper ergo chair sitting in a shitty chair can make your back hurt pretty fast. I have a nice chair at home and can sit in it for 16 hours if I have too. I can't sit more than an hour in the shit ones at work.

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>>25474746
As someone who spends large amount of times in hotel chairs, they fucking suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25474911
I have an Embody but I can still sit in the shitty work chairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475021
I really mean shit, I gotta use a hard plastic folding chair at work. I'm fine in cheap office chairs for al lot longer.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate hotels because room service caught me naked once

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475450
H-hot. Did you have sex with the maid?
Just say yes and make something up, I want to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461408
Fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Overheat mention
So, does she need a new Cover phone? That shit needs a replacement if it is overheating that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475450
I won't lie, I've had thoughts of having sex with a maid after walking in on me jerking off before
It'll never happen because that's just a porn plot, but it's good material

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475659
I mean would anyone be surprised if it turbed out covers code was a piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475659
Sounds like it can't handle the heat of charging and running hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25475659
Could be a bad/cheap adapter for british outlets.

[Anonymous No.]

I like her tired voice through the laptop mic.

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>>25461408
Mori acts tough but she's a pushover that goes weak in the knees to an alpha female. Seems like someone you could bully to get into your kinks. One minute she's refusing, protesting she's firm about her position but after an hour of mentally breaking her down: she's in shibari, blindfolded, with a ballgag and covered in hot melted wax, riding the wooden horse. I'd break Mori all day if I were Coco. She's a Rubik's cube of many fun possibilities to discover.

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>keep getting hour long podcasts as ads
I'm gonna stop being lazy and install ad block if this keeps up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25476816
ganbatte

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>>25477311
get ublock origin instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Mori get the "takeover" ending in this game? Doubt she's the sort of person to get the other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this is a nice stream game in general. Would unironically like to see more Holo's play it. Comfy stream all around so far, even that blue screen hasn't seemed to mess with her so far.

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>>25478481
here's the thing: does iOS even blue-screen?

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>>25478715
Unless I missed something, I don't think she said it was her phone that gave the blue screen. My Iphone has "crashed" before and it's a black screen with white text telling me what went wrong.

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>I could be just under the desk
She didn't say it in a "weird" way but I'm gonna pretend she did for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, deadbeats. How was the taxes stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25479498
classic cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori hard cringing at the bar tender
She is definitely a Felicia Day type girl that was super popular in the early 2010's.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay this bartender portion made the stream worth with that alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Mori ever watched Doctor Horrible's Sing A Long Blog. If she's mentioned it in the past, I must have missed it, but it's definitely a blast from the past in the similar vein as the bartender characters were, just a little more timeless.

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Hope she continues this game. It seems like there might be 28 days in total going off the calendar item, so 4 weeks, so it might be a little heftier content wise than I thought. Still seems to be a pretty great game streaming, and the devs definitely knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

After rewatching the stream those anons who said it felt like 2020 Mori stream I agree.
I don't know why though.

[Anonymous No.]

Please comfort me deadbros, it kinda sucks seeing all the euro kfp and some international kfp gather at Dokomi when I know no North American con will probably ever be as big a nexus

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>>25480478
>dead tired
>tech scuff
>game let her lean on the kayfabe for content
>cringekino
It was a throwback, but a welcome one. Scuff and tech issues are fine short term-wise if they can be turned into content or interrupt the vice, which Mori did a fine time of handling this stream.

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>>25480788
>the vice
the vibe I mean, I'm dead tired too lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25480478
> death themed indie
>slowly dying laptop
>tech/internet problems
>sleepy Reapy
>under 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25480478
>cute
>cute
>cute
>cute
Then again, all these also apply to 2022 streams, so I'm not sure what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

guh!

[Anonymous No.]

Well at least she is active on her real account today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25481791
Hey Mori hope you slept well

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1533008826382831617?s=20&t=jc9vjjCyRUcyzE2i0mi-hQ
Laptop hort

[Anonymous No.]

I love her

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the frame Mori

[Anonymous No.]

please let there be a Sana oppai mouse pad for the birthday merch it would a waster opportunity if she didn't do it

[Anonymous No.]

chicken singing Journey of a Thousand Years

[Anonymous No.]

>>25481791
Nice try anon but I've got notifications on for both

[Anonymous No.]

>>25482313
>>25482060

[Anonymous No.]

>>25483219
She doesn't say that it's rescheduled or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25483219
ROG bloatware hate!

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like eikaiwa is postponed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
Ganbette

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
Good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
full sized mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484789
Comment under last stream. Also "once I return which will be soon" doesn't bode well for Kiara off collab....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485031
I would say a week counts as soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485031
They would stream from Kiara's place so I don't think this would affect the collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
>risky time

just now she tweeted that she is playing blackjack with TT
yeah, you are busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485130
ESL???

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485130
You realize it isn't TT due to tradition, right? It's likely Syd + all the other female guestsm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485176
It's probably not even that, she's just a guest, not a maid of honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485250
Considering she was talking about her laptop about an hour ago, the tweet was probally not about anything happening at that moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25484542
I'd rather it be delayed than scuffed or inconvenient for anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485102
I think "return" implies return to Japan

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>>25485402
Yes, for the eikaiwa since Mori would be the one to host it.
The off collab on the other hand would be with Kiara who has her full setup with her so I don't think the tech would pose any issues beyond the usual

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post the stop doomposting soundpost for me

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>>25485475
Speaking of Kiara, this looks cool
https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1533028345948274688?s=21&t=yL7v_uXBznX_9Qo50lfIPA

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>>25485552

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>>25464550
I wonder if she still gets them from the homeland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485584
Looks like a suit, probably an outfit for Holotalk ? It would explain the delay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485584
Is this something still to be done for all Myth members? Kiara would be the only one with 5 outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485865
They pay for their own outfits, Myth just always did them in groups before now. Kiara probably comissioned this one around when she got 1M

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/LWOro7zeerM?t=96

[Anonymous No.]

>>25485981
No Cover gives you a gift you can request at 1 million. Suisei and Watame got their sololives and Okayu got a collab with some steak place

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much it destroys my life, but I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda wish she tweeted about it instead of just leaving a comment

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>>25486379
Hey, this is radio station W S K E E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
Hello
I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me but yo, she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
'Cause I know she's livin' phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all, I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick, quick got sick, sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right? So when I asked her out she said, I wasn't her type

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>>25485669
An interviewer outfit would be neat

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1533006799246434305?s=20&t=KFKxZM7K6lSSM8DYTzQg4g
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much and it gives me life I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

Doing quick math Mera Mera done about 90k a day since the last original numberfagging video went up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25487180
so stupid question, are the ads helping it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25486949
why is everyone dreaming about calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>25487201
It had very fast growth and then there was a massive drop off in views about 10 days after release, so from my completely uninformed viewpoint it looks like the ad was there for ten days and was very effective before ending.

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>>25487879
It’s growth was about the same as CapSule though, a little bit slower but not out of line at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25487998
the only Mori song to not break a million is ibasho

[Anonymous No.]

My Morpi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25488978
Ibasho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25488978
It did kind of get fucked because it was released on both Crunchyroll and her channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489010
no. mine.
>>25489107
is she even allowed to sing that song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489180
I swear she sung it in an old members karaoke. I think the one she did Regret in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25488978
Also Crown but that's on BGV's channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25487687
Her fanbase is dying

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489355
Deadbeats are already dead silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489794
that's why we're ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25487687
It's a direct side effect of her leaching her viewers souls for a yet unknown purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489845
her purpose for me is sex (to have children)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25486472
I love this song

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Mori will get a new outfit for her sololive? A completely unique one like Suzy and Watame would be awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25489906
yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490161
Mori is my girlfriend, loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490078
For a later one, maybe, but not for this one in July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490076
Do you like this one too?
https://youtu.be/A2PFhkSNr8g

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ-vT_BWrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ-vT_BWrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ-vT_BWrk

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490078
Probably not, they are generally advertised ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490904
do it, squeeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490788
Yea this ones pretty good. Haven't heard it in ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>25491251
I heard it at the grocery store the other day but never listened to the original only the fatman scoop remix

[Anonymous No.]

Did Eikawa get cancelled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25491445
See >>25484542 (might be after the potential Kiara visit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25491208
I MISS MORI AND MUMEI
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25490078
They'd be more like to make street 3d than a new one

[Anonymous No.]

So this is apparently happening at Dokomi according to /who/.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her but I hope she's having a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25492217
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25492217
didn't someone request that on one of the draw threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25492217
OWL SEXX??

[Anonymous No.]

are you partying hard, snekbeats?

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread is still up
>People, even the squeebers, are being civil
Who the fuck are you guys, and what did you do with the usual group of /here/beats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I'm just thinking of a way to weaponize this against Mori. It hit her hard
https://streamable.com/xnrs0l

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I got to busy playing Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown and already made a Morpi post

[Anonymous No.]

>>25493093
sorry sex for only Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I think you're forgetting, Mori is busy socializing and can't spread her usual rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
she was very cute yesterday and she kept her promise of streaming on the trip, even if it wasn't much
the spirits are calmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I'm actually pretty civil just waiting for my Mori while watching VODs
currently on the member's zatsu from a few days ago and I'm listening to her ASMR when I go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread is silent
Just came back from watching TG:M
It's a glorified Ace Combat mission. The fucking Felons jobbed. They might as well just put in drones as the bandits.

Also, this whole film just shit on the F-35s KEK.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25490883
Goddamn it I slept thru the karaoke.
>Don't Say Lazy
>Psycho Pass ED1
Cute snek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I've given up on making progress on gamedev this week and have thrown myself into actually playing some vidya and maybe baking something later

[Anonymous No.]

>Muh Model
>Mori previously was okay with being a cardboard PNG, but apparently it's now a problem.

KEKBEATS WILL EAT ANYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25496246
F35s were a mistake and only exist because they cried too much about those hostages

[Anonymous No.]

So when couponbeat posted his Kiara rimjob art onto the art tag I found a pretty good Pavonashi 3D futa animation. Are there any good Mori 3D animations around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25498734
Don't bother with him he is lost in his mind of illusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25498834
the bigger mistake was Lockheed Martin discontinuing the F22 factories and replacing them with F35 factories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25496246
Nice I'm probably going to watch it tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>25498184
do your best Dev beat!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25495012
I was sleeping, also I’ve been busy so I still have plenty of Mori vod to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

Stream today/tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499189
None, Mori's Cover phone is broken It's just an excuse to spend more time with her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25498184
Kirby cake?
>>25498966
I really hate that the major jet is now an export. Like fucking Canada is buying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499286
Yes, I haven't baked anything in a while and Sana's stream inspired me. Plus, an anon in global recommended molding chocolate to me and I want to give that a try

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499255
Did she actually say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499286
the funny thing is that the USAF got fucked over with it.

Imagine having to essentially copy the concept of the Su35 because you can't produce raptors anymore.

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>>25499401
is it really that big a deal? US has the F22s already so thats the air superiority on lockdown. Once everyone gives lockheed all the money they have on 35s we'll be even farther ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499348
No.

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>>25499692
Thanks, just checking because I haven’t caught up with the lastest vod yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this shit-talking about my wife in this thread
Unacceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499738
Her laptop does get a teeny bit hot though when it's under load

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499838
>loses to f16
jobber

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fly a X-02S Strike Wyvern with Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi Kekbeats, KFP here. Is she gonna visit Kiara or did she change her mind recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499907
I thought it was her phone

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>>25490078
she's too fat for idol outfit

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>>25499658
it is, the F22's Air-to-air abilities far exceeds the F35's. the USAF has a limited number of them, if the Felon goes into mass-production, they definitely need to maintain that superiority. Right now, the F35s don't scare the J-20's running around on SEA.

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>>25500005
is it pronounced wyvern or wyvern?

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>>25500044
I don't know

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>>25500101
wyvern

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>>25499658
For me the issue is the US running equivalent craft to second tier aero nations like Canada who were content running carrier conversions until now. The US should be the cream of the crop at least in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500044
Nothing has been said since it was announced so its up to you whether or not you want to believe in my Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500005
It's a single seater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500236
she would sit on my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500171
I always wondered if there was a counterpart to this

[Anonymous No.]

>/m/beats save /morig/ again with TopGun discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500236
>not wanting to feel her weight in your lap and her body press back against you as you break the sound barrier
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500380
/aceg/ runs this website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500005
The best super plane is the ADFX-01

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500564
Yea but X-02S Strike Wyvern is a cooler name

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500411
I want to freefall so Mori can momentarily feel the literal weight off her shoulders, then hit 9g pulling up so her tits can bounce off her own knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500071
She was having issues with both. A blue screen nuked the stream for a moment, the phone issues caused issues with her model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25461754
Hey, I've always wondered, but was that supposed to be a drawing of dashieXP?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Popeye a short king?

[Anonymous No.]

I know next to nothing about jets, but I played Tom Clancy's HAWX when I was little and really liked the A-10

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500765
>5’6
By western standards he is, but he’s also got a good hap going on, so he’d be Mori’s type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500765
He's 167 cm, so shorter than Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500843
If you ever play Ace Combat don't bring the A10 to ground strike missions, it's usually a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>25499838
She's not yours retard, she despises you and all the other asspatters here in /asspatg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500765
I think she just liked the absurdity of that "crossover", it's a really well-done fanart for being just a meme
https://twitter.com/popeyetweetsk/status/1532729573678399494?s=21&t=MCOuvuRrFKidLgSyyATo1A

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500914
>that one moment in Max0r's video.
I laughed at that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500914
Yeah, HAWX was entirely focused on dogfighting so that wasn't really an issue

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>>25500736
Yea, but I think it was her phone specifically that was overheating, probably because she had to do whatever it was to get her model to appear while she was charging it. The laptop BSODing was kinda out of nowhere which is a bit concerning since I think it was her new one.
Speaking of the cover app though, I wonder why it was giving Mori issues in the first place. It sounded like she had to make a collab room and then stream the capture over into it from the bits that she mentioned in the last stream

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>>25501047
You don't have to speculate about BSOD's.

If it's a really new one, chances are, it's already running windows 11, and that thing can throw things down a loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501171
>spoiler
fuck, you're right

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>>25501047
I think a lot of you guys are overthinking the phone stuff. She's notorious for being bad at keeping it charged (J-Chad had to wake her up on outfit reveal day with it at 1%) and the thing is probably slipping into low-power mode or something. The laptop was probably just a bad purchase for streaming, she got lured in by fancy animation effect gimmicks

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>>25501189
that thing is also the one with two screens, right?

It's also an ASUS, which is notorious for heat problems.

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>>25501224
No, if it was a regular Zephyrus, it'll be okay. It's specifcally that ROG with dual screens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkgEXh5CSU&t=3s

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>>25498900
>Pavonashi 3D futa animation
Post it my nigga
>Are there any good Mori 3D animations around?
Not exactly what you're asking for but
https://files.catbox.moe/gxdomi.webm
Bonus something for hoobeats
https://files.catbox.moe/22gzzc.webm

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/uxc8twhirIQ
Reine's low poly 3d really matches with Mori's own. Wish that kanauru guy did a video with the both them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500101
First time I came across the word wyvern was the wyvern unit in WC3 when I was 12. I pronounced it wyvern for years until I found out its pronounced wyvern.

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>>25501224
It's a laptop optimized for animation, I imagine it wasn't intended for streaming. Its like my old laptop was for drawing, but didn't have a graphics card, so if you tried to multi task or do anything besides the sole act of drawing, you were boned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501297
Yeah, that's what I was getting at, my bad. The normal one is great, but she got the gimmicky one that has problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>25500044
>Hi Kekbeats
Hi KekFP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501309
Reine is so fucking cute

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>>25501372
Buying an animation laptop instead of a beefy general use laptop that can do animation is a prime example of her flash in pan brain lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501308
https://files.catbox.moe/575eq8.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I wouldn’t mind if she was cardboard for her streams while traveling. I’d rather hear her voice than have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501518
doesn't make sense. If she can render with that Laptop, it stands to reason that she can stream with it. Rendering videos is more taxing than streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501621
She did say she wanted to do "light" streaming after all, I think most don't expect her to go all out.

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw the news about Kiara’s outfit, I wonder what Mori picked for her 1 million gift….I wonder if she got a 2 million gift though that would probably be the nendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501825
don't speculate, some anti is going to make it their headcannon that Mori requested the UMG deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501621
Eh I'm just fine with one or two streams while she's on break or traveling. Whatever she's comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501372
No, pretty sure it's a gaming laptop. She said the model on stream at one point. I looked it up and it benchmarks better than her desktop for CPU and GPU. I'm surprised it shit the bed in a light game

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501850
We already know though that the deal was something J Chad worked out and presented as an option to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501850
I can't believe this bitch requested a private jet and the second base shota dungeon as her 2 million reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501880
Yeah I was pretty sure that she had a gaming laptop too. Maybe it's like my laptop where you have to manually change the settings so that it doesn't default to the integrated graphics card or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501880
I don't know when she said she bought it, but even if it's a high end laptop, it can be a hardware issue, especially if it's on the older side (assuming it wasn't just windows 11)

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>>25501825
Did she release a song around her 1 million anniversery it's been a while? I can see that be something that Cover would pay for, especially for a music holo like Mori. She said she'd request the nendo for 2 million, but there's no guarantee. Kind of hope they wait a bit on that, I'm saving for merch plus the blu-ray for the sololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501943
Honestly I’m just impressed that her desktop has never had any issues even if she really does probably need an upgrade at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502039
She hit 1mil a week before OWTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502060
Desktops generally are more stable than laptops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501906
Another one? How many jets does this bitch need

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502191
>
>
>

.....a whole squadron, the spare squadron. the 444th

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>>25501850
That wouldn't even make sense. If it was possible for Cover to get a UMG deal sooner, they would have done it sooner.
Whatever the wish is, it's probably on the level of "we'll pick up the bill for this one thing".

[Anonymous No.]

Rene's doing a zatsu with an ASMR mic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INpChJ6Al-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502113
True though you wouldn’t think so with all the problems the en girls have had with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501943
She got it in December; it's a Zephyrus Duo GX550. There's two versions so it either has a 10th gen i7 or i9 and a mobile 2070 super or 2080 super GPU. Could be a windows thing, could be a laptop thing. Hell, maybe she turned the fans off because the mic was picking them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501646
Like the one Anon said, the double screen function seems to tank performance for non-optimized tasks quite a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501850
So now we can't even speculate because some anti could make twist it into something? Why should we care and let them control what we talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502248
She's gonna burn Osea to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502733
can you turn off the second screen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502367
Yeah, with how meteoric Myth's rise was, and how poor Mori was when they were just starting out, she'd probably use a "free" song sooner rather than later, while Kiara obviously held onto hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502382
I will watch your oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502736
>Why should we care and let them control what we talk about?
NTA but that's already happened with certain topics. I agree with your post though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25502961
I don't think the second screen would really make that much of a difference, honestly
The issue most likely comes from the piss-poor cooling that most laptops have

[Anonymous No.]

>>25501850
I mean this is bordering on arrogance but if someone wants to be stupid enough think that UMG would go "Ah so you hit 1 millions subs, we have no choice but to give you millions of dollars worth of work" then no point in stopping them? I really want to see someone twist themselves into a knot trying to make that request make any kind of sense.

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>>25502995
That doesn’t really make sense imo, by the time she hit 1 mil Mori already had enough money to move into a new place and didn’t seem to be struggling at all. I suppose she could have asked for song funding help but that’s a pretty lame gift compared to a new outfit which is something only cover could do.

[Anonymous No.]

guys, how do you think Mori would react to Kobo if she ever collabed with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503415
Treat her like an adorable little plushie that she wants to cuddle. Mori can’t contain herself around small cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hitting a crisis with realization that my future was robbed from me before I was born, out of touch idiots can determine how others live without risk to themselves, I can work hard to the point of daily migraines and I still won't have anything, and nearly every hobby and interest I hold dear will be villainized. Without ability to move somewhere new, and even if I did those trends would just follow.
But at least I have my Mori, so there is something to smile about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503415
Mommy-mode would activate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503540
>But at least I have my Mori, so there is something to smile about.
Well, for a while longer at least. She'll graduate one day, as will all of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503540
She's made what is the shittiest period of a lot of our lives a lot less shitty. Her music gives me the boosts I need and her streams are the best kind of relaxation after work

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503643
Yes, but as long as she allows, I will follow her into what is beyond.
>It's not the end of your Mori (nope!) 'Cuz every ending is just the intro to a brand new story

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503686
This is true, damn I love Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503739
Messed up the lyrics slightly but whatever. Concept still applies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503540
>But at least I have my Mori, so there is something to smile about.
Cheers to that. Don't be dragged down by the unchangeable reality that we're living through the consequences of the actions of our forefathers and focus on the good of today and hopefully tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503519
>>25503615
Yeah and Mori was a teacher for kids before, so I assume she'd be pretty good at handling Kobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503790
God, I want to be a little Japanese shota that has a gaijin teacher with sugoi oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503790
I'm still not convinced Cover didn't bend some child-labor laws to hire Kobo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503790
Yeah Kobo acts like a literal 12 year old child so Mori's teacher mode should activate immediately

[Anonymous No.]

One could say that it's a scuffed up age that we're living in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25464959
I just got around to watching this stream, all time Mori moment here, just her taking pure psychic damage from echoes of her even more cringe past

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1533006799246434305
Mori when she sees a cute fan artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504168
OH GOD SHE'S GONNA KILL HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>25503643
Yeah, but I think we're still a couple of years away from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am Calliope, Scythe of Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504511
>And I have never known Gura Feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504470
Hopefully, and I'll probably follow her for a bit after that. She'll probably come to mind randomly after 10 years of leaving Hololive and I'll check on her and find out she moved back to the US permanently and started creating those comics she talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504511

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504790
Assuming I live that long, it'll be nice to look back on the times I spent watching Mori streams and shitposting with Deadbeats on /vt/. I look back on youtubers I watched in 2011 with the same fondness, even if I'll never see them the same way again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504790
Implying UMG won't just buy her character while signing the RM too off and the duet will finally be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504880
eh, a buyer needs a willing seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505007
COVER will willingly do it, if it means that it means that one of their graduated idols actually broke through mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25504806

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>>25504880
I doubt it. Not only is the RM not in the same league, Cover would be saying they are a walfway house where people come to cultivate an audience and then leave and take that audience with them.
Right now, Cover equals mainstream sucess, as long as you are Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505109
>Cover would be saying they are a walfway house where people come to cultivate an audience and then leave and take that audience with them.
Those are what actual Idol groups do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505109
>would be saying they are a walfway house where people come to cultivate an audience and then leave and take that audience with them.
Neena...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505164
Actual idols aren't gated behind 3D avatars that belong to someone else. When an idol goes somewhere, 100% of the person goes somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>schizo makes post that is way too personal for the board
>someone baits him with the reminder that it's only a matter of time before any graduation
>people run with the topic and bring the thread mood down
If only I wore a clock, maybe I could set it to this tune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505269
There's a lot of groups that don't use real names, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505269
>Actual idols
Oh no you're going to trigger the autists who think vtuber idols are the same as regular idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505269
then why put on the facade? why demand what actual idols do, when you can't do what actual idol groups do?

[Anonymous No.]

Mera mera but its only moris adlibs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505349
>If only I wore a clock
CLOCK LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505361
Fine, physical idols.
>>25505368
Because what idols do is sing and dance, and they are singing and dancing. Leaving is not an idol thing, it's a job thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505410
I'd buy a Kronii-themed pocket watch, even if I would look like a goober using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25505485
I want a Kronii booba mousepad. Not because I actually want a booba mousepad, but because the idea of Kronii knowing that booba mousepads are an official part of her merchandise would crack me up. I want to see her shill it as she slowly dies on the inside.