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>>25224317FUCK the cat
I LOVE KOYORI
Wake up to Koyo. Feel good.Oh yea
>open lapupu stream>she's already complaining about youtube and why its shit>keep stream open
Ina...
I love Ina!
big valorant stream
rrat
My wife
KIARA LOVE
Meimei a cute!
>>25224362notto cat! notto fox! im koyote!
>darts collabAndrew Gilding is going to fuck my oshi...
RUN POMU! SHE IS GONNA PUT YOU IN A CUMJAR!
PINK COYOTE LOVE
Look at this fatso
Koyori cute
BABYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
The first 100 posts of every thread are utterly pointless
>no one in the western audience will know about the darts collab because nobody in hololive EN cares about the company enough to tell people what's going on except maybe kiara
>>25224406I love Ina too!
>>25224432thats exactly where she belongs and where she wants to be.
Koyori news is way better than asacoco
>collab with a darts companyWho in Hololive plays darts?
>>25223915>>25223918>>25223932>>25223937>>25223942>>25223943>>25223946>>25223954>>25223962>>25223973>>25223977>>25223992>>25224011>>25224015>>25224020>>25224025>>25224077>>25224106>>25224189>>25224279>>25224319https://litter.catbox.moe/sgydfm.webm
My small tiddy goth gf Nino
>>25224418CUTE!
Gura my beloved
sexy canine
>Cutout videoHighlights?
LAPLUSSY LAPLUSSY UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH I LOVE CHILD PUSSY
Fuck. Why do Kronii and IRyS overlap a lot?
Koyori's really cute today but her being my first Holo today after doing reps to practice listening comprehension is hell
>>25224406Me too!
>>25224406hm2
>>25224406WE love Ina!
>>25224410where is her l2d
>My firend Koyoposter isn't posting today so i don't know what to do while watching AsakoyoToday is a sad day
>>25224476YES!
>>25224469Sora.
>>25224445I filter the ritual posts, cuts down a lot of clutter
>STAR ANIMAL>stars: suzy and sora>animals: polka, koyori, sakamata, subaruthats a good one
>>25224471NOT AGAIN
>>25224471I tied
>>25224471
After Xenoblade 3...
>>25224471I haven't won a SINGLE janken...
This Kirin is the best!
>>25224471I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
Matsuri is cute!
>>25224416LOVE & LUST
>>25224467
>>25224471Tch. Another tie. You can only delay my inevitable victory for so long.
>>25224471Rock is too good. My first win ever, yes!
>>25224471Rigged.
>>25224471ROCK ALWAYS WINS BABY!
>>25224432That artist really knows how to draw boobs soft and inviting. I just want to burry my face in kiaras chest
>>25224471You just can't beat rock
what exactly is ""yakiniku""?
grombo?groopter?gringo?gabby?gimbus?granby?gooba????
>>25224471Once again, ROCK is proven superior
Go out for yakiniku.Find six girls.They turn out to be HoloMems.What do you do?
>>25224471ROCKGODS STAY WINNING
>>25224520their pov of the gw event is wacky, there's a point where they're just growling
>>25224471ungabunga rock wins
it's amazing how Koyori always have news even though absolutely nothing is happening
That's it. I'm going to gorb.
Suisei OPsec
>Twitch literally puts product banners on the streamwhy is she using this shit site again?
>>25224490They hate each other.
>>25224494Ina>>25224496Ina>>25224503Inaaaaaaaa
>>25224471EASY WIN ALWAYS BET ON ROCK BABYYYYYYYYY
Eat your dinner you fucking bitch!
>>25224471yet another victory for the ROCK
>>25224577Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>25224551uwahhhh
>>25224577just eat and be happy and let them enjoy their meal
Happy birthday ya doofus!
>>25224568The dress is see through, you can see her panties
>>25224571Grilled meat
>>25224577Ask them what my secrecy is worth and hope they murder me
>>25224590you can tell it's a slow 3-4 days if half the news are about herself
>Ayame 3 days in a row>still no Ayamefriend
Post the schedule already, Ame
>>25224604Yeah, I'm thinkin' Ina
DESERT BUS WHEN
>>25224590The elaborate network of assistant-kuns plus Koyo's endless energy
>>25224571Korean barbecue
>>25224577pay for their meal and leave in secret
>Polka>Koyori>Chloe>Sora>Subaru>SuiseiWhat do you call this sub-unit?
>>25224457remember when Ame and Ina played darts together?
>>25224638Spicy
>>25224392
Sex with an owl and a clock!
>>25224577mating press
>>25224609McDoubles are reasonably good if you get them without cheese. This both spares you the fucking horrid plastic fast food cheese, and forces them to make it fresh instead of giving you something from the under the hot lamp.
>>25224471TSUNOMAKI TSUNOMAKITSUNOMAKI TSUNOMAKITSUNOMAKI TSUNOMAKITSUNOMAKI TSUNOMAKITSU-NO-MA-KIJAN-KEN-PON
>>25224577Awkwardly ask for a fist bump from all of them
>>25224611Did Chloe bathe?
>>25224577Genuflect
Gura will post her schedule tomorrow night. It's gonna have 6-7 streams spread across the coming two weeks. She'll cancel at least two of them, promising to make up for it later, but never will.
>>25224652Tits too small
>>25224577Probably just wave and go on about my business.
>>25224663Mori will stream it.
>>25224730Cute!
>>25224722No, they made her sit at the far end of the table while they were gathered up on the other end.
>>25224715That's called a double hamburger, and the ones in that pic are double cheeseburgers not McDoubles
>>25224731the gura experience
>>25224743for a sec, i thought this was a reply to >>25224577 and had a light chuckle
NO THOTS ALLOWED BENEATH THIS POST
lazy EN!
>>25224730How about giving the flower some sun you dumb fat tako
is this an off-collab? is that why no one is streaming?
>>25224730I know that is Nemu but, I'm all for a Tako x Sapling alliancet. a sapling
>>25224731will it have duolingo this time, or will she need to be reminded a 4th time?
>>25224731I'm gonna spread my goom across your face
holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSmNK842gs8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSmNK842gs8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSmNK842gs8
>>25224777shut UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!
yhfthuijbcuasgfuifguhfeufhdajkbcasukgdkUHGUKDAUHDIlgdvajsdbfawkufhGFodgOFGSUDHSAUIFigfUSGFUASIGDdcuasgdyudsgfuiSGFUIADGFADUISDHADGFUIASFIUASGFUI.aguidgcdasui.gfueiasgfiuaesgfiusgfaeui.gcfiauSCFIUGSviauGDISUHD
>>25224577say Konfauna and then leave
>>25224418yeah!
>>25224797I would've believed you if it was Sunday
>>25224758Why? Orca AROMA
https://files.catbox.moe/qnbogp.jpgthoughts?
>>25224800Same desu
>>25224731And that would still make her one of the most activ members of en
i wish i could understand Koyori, i want to recompensate her hard work...
>>25224737
>>25224831TITS TOO SMALL
>>25224831I want her to molest me like that
>>25224609>2 hambaagas for dinnerI wish I could live like this.
>>25224800look out! He's morbing right now
>>25224831I don't know if paizuri falls under the "never stick your dick in crazy" rule.
>>25224847Tits too small>>25224852Not me but this post is true
>>25224831wtf this is sexual harassment haachama please stop.
>>25224663Her head looks kind of like a penis from the back
>>25224864is 2 mcdonalds hamburgers outside your price range?
>>25224840Just super chat her in English. She can read it. Koyo so smart.
>>25224896your mom wasnt outside my price range last night lmao
>>25224896It's outside my self-control range.
I'm going to Morb unless Ame streams tonight
hololive english
>>25224731>DeletedO-okay I guess...
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25224730This stuff is too cute...
>>25224831from today on, haachama will be known as a sexual predator, and I'm feeling like a vulnerable prey...
>>25224953
>>25224953check the member post morbchama
ayame!
>>25224684Beast Stars
>>25224973You're on thin ice, buddy.
>>25224953Why arent you a member if you like her so much?
>>25224790Sounds good to me. Let's consummate this alliance by posting our respective oshi's pits.
>>25224831>chama will never force you to shove your cock between her fat tits and milk you drywhy even live?
>>25224973Nigger, stop complaining about mods deleting your faggot posts, we don't care.
>>25224989ayame...
>>25224997Bigger
>>25224800
>>25224590Isn't she actually gay? Where's the sexcation deets??
Why don't teamates shut up even when amelia is offline?
>>25225028What's with teamates and prostate play anyway?
>>25224418Cute and sexy.
>>25224730This ain't doin' ya any favor, Takos. Now you just look like the dumbest fanbase on the block.
>>25225028Go back
What can I expect out of this Watame/Fauna collab?
Do clip channels still exist?I never watched them but they don't get recommended at all anymore, and it used to be nonstop
>>25225082Cute noises, most likely
what's with all the holos playing valorant and overwatch and like nothing else exclusively on twitch?
>>25224490
>>25225072God I love stockings...
Why do I feel like Kronii’s been putting the same ass schedule for almost 9 months now it’s so predictable. Indie games & some SC reading on the side for the most part, like really why can’t she try something new for once? How is she going to ever get out of her comfort zone and change like she wants if she keeps being like this?
>>25225060because this is /ameg/
>>25225082cute women vibing to bgm
Mayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>25225093Yes.t. clipchad
>>25225023Alrighty
>>25225082terrible communication, cute noises and theyll swap their models together in unison a minimum of 1 time.
>>25225060/ameg/
>>25225082Cute noises, akward silences and concentred autism. Pretty kino if you ask me
>>25225071I may be dumb
I'm thinking baseball lingo is harder to understand than japanese.
>>25224490Irys hates kronii
>>25225101Maybe twitch is seen as the FPS streaming platform in Japan
>>25224997yeah, me
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1531401977384640512https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1531401977384640512
>>25225023NTA but DELICIOUS INA PITS
>>25224831well drawn tiddies
>>25225119would a mayonnaise flavored drink sell?
>>25225101they don't want to fill their youtube channels with countless hours of fps and ruin their algorithm
>>25225071Like dope oshi like dope fanbase
>>25225060Where do you think you are?
Why is La+ not using her live2d?
>>25225101I don't know any better but maybe for more visibility?
>>25225082they're going to accidentally invent their own language that only they can speak and become homosexual lovers
https://files.catbox.moe/bkdskf.jpgwho should be the next guest on haachama's ero art review if she ever does another one?
>>25225186shes busy
>>25225060Ame barely had any mentions last thread.Teamates are very respectful and don't spam the threads with their oshi unless she's streaming or posts something
>>25225154Licking the blood of Ina's pits!
AMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAME
>>25225101Permissions+ Valorant is more popular on twitch
>Kiara begging for viewsSasuga Chimkin!
>>25225153PLEASE KFP PLEASE I'M ON MY KNEES, LISTEN TO FEVER NIGHT I BEG YOU, IT'S THE ONLY CURE PLEASE
>>25225153badabdababidapadapababa I love chimkin
>>25225101Cover told them to shove all their valorant shit to twitch.
>>25225153cute
>>25224627
>>25225154is that a bleeding pit pussy wtf disgusting
>dog's bloodkiaraguraame
>>25225082They WILL be cute
I miss Ame...
>>25225153I swear to god this woman is killing me. She just fixed her sleep shedule and now she is tweeting at 1am while being sick
>>25225154What was the cause of The Nihil Crash anyways? Bad motherboard?
SHEEP LOVE
>>25225093Streams have to happen for clips to me made or you're gonna end up like those japs who clipped every cute noise from gura's duolingo
>>25224831My oshi doesn’t let me have thoughts.
>>25224577Save that drying womb and marry flare
totally bad wata...
>>25225023Luna's baby armpits are so rare
>>25225281Her face reminds me of Goku for some reason.
>/hlg/ hates /#/>Kiara is /#/>/hlg/ hates Kiara
EN doesn't care anymore. Whos your new oshi?
Anyone in need of a risque/risky breakdown?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
>>25225331
>>25225334BAY BEEEEEEE
>>25225256It's because she just took her armpit virginity
>>25225313That athlete? Me.
>>25225342Cute
>>25225060
>>25225281Never post this again
>>25225218I was gonna make fun of you but now that I think about it its kinda trueAt least compared to fucking hoomans, deadbeats, saplings, chumbuds, etc who can't stop spamming every thread
>>25225331morbmorb is my oshi
>>25225352what happens if I do this? >>25225352
>>25225291>>25225268>fishing expeditionDeepl-kun...
>>25225383cute teabeat
>Jwu>goes on twitch to see streamers>recommended section shows a familiar face from hololive>its lapluswhat the fuck, why didn't anyone tell me
>>25225177no but she should try to get a partnership with those noodles that come with mayo packets in Japan
>>25225383Based deadmate
>>25225383Mori too high
>>25225383Hell yeah brother, I'm also a deadmate
>>25225383You can't really complain about sana not streaming this month
HAHA MORE AME TONIGHT
Gachi
>>25225438What the Ame streamin, teamate?
Sometimes I watch VODs
>>25225383Move Gura two tiers below and we're cool.
>>25225435Yeah especially when she has another stream tonight.
>>25225383Move Mori from bad to terrible
wawa
>>25225300You know, part of me thinks that Mumei didn't forget the comma and knew exactly what she was doing with that tweet.
>>25225413She's been doing atleast 1 twitch valorent stream a week for awhile now anonchama
>>25225457AMT+7
I miss Fauna
>>25225331Watame, I'm already a member
>>25225397I don't understand what you don't understand
>>25225331In her last ASMR Choco tried to say a lot of stuff in english and it was very cute
Meat-chaama...
Choco... let me save you...
MEAT LOVE
Choco...
Choco what the fuck
>>25225465lol cope and seethe deadbeat
>>25225331>goes out of way to make EOPs feel includedhaachama doesn't care about EOPs anymore, subaru and koyori only show some TLed stuff on their news streams, lui talks in english sometimes, korone and fubuki don't care about the EOP audience either, plus korone is on a break
>>25225291>>25225268>Watam**WATAMAAAAAAAAGE's comfy fishing expedition with Weine!
When was the last time Ame streamed on AMT?
>>25225383Based teamate
>>25225498>>25225507That meat? Mine
>>25225463You don't love your oshi
>when he woke up
>>25225438
>1/2 price meatYup, use that meat ASAP
>>25225383Mori is not badI'm tired of pretending
I liked that sound effect.
>>25225517Have you ever thought about watching streams instead of reading threads?
That meat? Mine
I bet these streams take a lot of time for Koyori to prepare.
>>25225472Did her follow-up tweet include punctuation? I think that would be a sign.
>>25225383Oshi: IRySVery good: Ina Ame Gura Fauna MumeiGood: Kiara Kronii BaeDon't really care about but don't dislike: Mori Sana
>>25225524every hour is AMT
>>25225591Yeah, she's not bad, she's terrible
>>25225622Doesn’t matter. Mel news is better.
>>25225383Move mori up three, kiara and sana up two and the rest up 1
>>25225268>with holomen doing the atheleteYeah, me.
>NEGIhttps://youtu.be/6kSM5PKNovU?t=18
>>25225597when was the last time haachama, fubuki or korone talked in english during a youtube stream anon?you see, I do watch streams, it's you who doesn't watch streams and think a retarded accusation like that would intimidate me
>>25225622I guess it depends on if she writes a script or not. But I guess getting all the 'articles' might take awhile to verify if she gets them from twitter/holodiscord/ or whatnot
>>25225513>bringing up deadbeats for no reason again.
>>25225380>deadbeatsnigga, it's anyone but deadbeats that keeps posting Mori when she ain't streaming, get off our ass
>>25225153I love this silly bird so much
Was the NL stream any good? It looks like he played Isaac again today
THE DETECTIVE IS ON THE CASE
>>25225129Niceu! I look forward to this budding relationship together with everyone.
>>25225682BIGGER
>>25225676go back
>>25225691looks right to me
>>25225682Literally me anytime a friend sees my Twitter TL
>>25225274To be fair being sick means you sleep way too much anyway.
>>25225689
>>25225691>Mori
>>25225663chammers did a English twitch stream this week, would agree with the others though.
>>25225726Post the weird bigger
>>25225633Well, it was thishttps://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1518335002500509697?s=20&t=6GwIcq7T-gEz5iB1FrFrBg
>>25225682I LOVE TITS
>>252256634 days ago for Haachama at least
>>25225691This is correct. Anyone who says otherwise need to take their meds.
>>25225676Are you saying that we will get Fauna's Binding of Isaac gameplay soon?
>>25225691Cute melier.
>>25225622she does the thumbnail first so she can post the frame, and on twitter you can check when she's done preparing, it takes her like 2-3 hours
>>25225691>GuraBut that's HER
>>25225622Yeah, time to prepare her fake news narrative.
>hololive global>no holo that is spherical
>>25225473cuuuute
>>25225691I can't believe Ame and Ame are going to collab with Kobo
doko...
>>25225751kys for replying to the nigger in case you're not him
>>25225691this is true!
>>25225769Mori is working on it
>>25225663Ok, so you don't watch streams, by the way you answered you probably have autism and not only that, but you also think that you are somehow rightKeep reading threads anon, you are doing pretty well
>>25224983HOW DOES SHE HAVE A SOUNDPOST FOR EVERYTHING?!
>>25225622Mio betta
No Holo has made me want to do my reps as much as Koyori.
THIS IS THE ONLY TRUE HOLOLIVE TIERLIST
>>25225807based
>>25225744So she used a comma in the follow-up, and specified that she had to think, which means Hoomans still have to do her without thinking.
>>25225691Something about this looks off, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>25225830Actually... we call Myth and Council my dear
Marine with a black bar censor over her eyes is so erotic
>>25225830>gen 1>gen 2
>>25225807Are you questioning the kikkericock?
>>25225062>mori sick of ironic morb spam>but okay with her continued Shrek/jojo/adam sandler spam
>>25225830>Fubuki not in Gamersand into the trash it goes
>>25225830>Fubuki>not in gamersShit list.
>>25225830>no EN gen 0false
JP's are so lucky with Koyori
>>25225691Move mori up one
i will fuck my oshi on top of her gigantic mountain of stuffed animals
>>25225830>Anya not in JPYou're full of shit
>>25225842Sounds about right to me.
>>25225830Aloe...
>>25225830>not including based pizza dad and OgaKys
>>25225830who's the orange one in the gen 4 tier?
>>25225854Someone hasn't been watching streams...
>>25225879You will never be Japanese, Anya.
>>25225507>>25225498
>>25225830>not placing the girls in debut order within each gen
>>25225830Every time you use Gen 1/2 to refer to Myth/Council, I will delay IRyS costume by 1 weekt. Omega
>>25225830No A-chanthis is list is bullshit
Why does /hlgg/ exist anyway? What purpose does it serve?
>>25225691i don't get it
>>25225922quarantine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57wSTREAM IT
>>25225922See >>25225934
>>25225922So I can post the 'melier
>>25225940Haven't been able to stop desu. I really like it. Gets me through work.
Ahh, the sound effect again.
>>25225922to talk about the one (1) EN stream (if there is even one)
>>25225922see >>25225946 & >>25225934
>>25225955Post three more
>>25225922So I can force others to see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3TjFypOglEEnjoy your 3rd EN stream scheduled for the same time today
Wait, Kobo, Iroha & Ame collab confirmed already? Can someone share the timestamp/schedule?
>>25225922so I can see >>25225955 post the 'melier
What are the odds that Ame also schedules her stream at this time?
Did Sana feel threatened by this?https://youtu.be/b3p7kvoWuro
>>25224471Tsunomaki janken into asacoco...
>>25226001its on Kobos twitter
>>25226001https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1531308962225836034/photo/1
>>25225995AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SPEAK UP YOU FAT CUNT
>>25226000At this point, Ame will schedule her stream at this hour too
can i post i miss gura.jpg yet
>>2522600811PM
do people hate mori because she's cringe and unfunny, and that hits too close to home because she is just like everyone here?
What was the most overlap EN had on the same time slot?
>>25225922Saving the 2hus
>>25226020I watched this shit and Morbius back to back today. That's how bad dead hours have been.
>>25225153I want to make myself into chicken soup for this sick bird.
>>25226019why is she so cute
>>25226055Ill give you two amepesos for this
i raibu hororaibu engrishu
>>25226062Yes, absolutely. Mori is the type of person to fart in an elevator to break the silence.
>>25225940It's so fucking catchy
>>25225331AZKi did an entire English stream, and 95% of her content is singing and music which doesn't matter what language you speak.
>>25226077based
How am I supposed to stay up for Ame's stream tonight? I don't want to take a nap and I don't want to drink caffeine.
>>25225153wife
>>25226134watch the vod lmao
>>25225994Sorry my ISP made me choose betwen 3 'meliers or a big one
>>25226117God I need part 3
Fauna did her reps.
>>25226134you should try cocaine
>>25226089I too think it's good to honor the dead Shion.
PrestsfrúinLítil brjóst hennarÉg er æstur
>>25226134The VOD will always be there
>>25226062I mean you know what they say about /here/tubers....
>>25225860>MariO does not keep stuffed animals in the bedroom.Yeah, Peach found it weird, so he had to get rid of them.
>>25226165I won't fall for that again
>>25226134drink caffeine, feed the beast
>>252260089:05 take it or leave it
>>25225882Looks like I’ve got at least 600 hours to catch up on, then.
who are you people...?
>>25225922for containment
>>25226160I'll believe it when I see it.
Ina is gone.We must make a new fanbase.A new identity.We must becomeTakadachis.
Your fortune for the day
is there a soundpost of this https://streamable.com/b0t5ls
>>25226202
>>25226062For your information, I'm cool and hilarious
>>25226062Mori has given a number of impassioned talks directly toward fuckers like you. It's a shame that you don't listen.
>>25225860mario if he womb
>>25226216Koyori is telling me to keep up my /fit/ reps!
i am sick and tired of tit jobs in douijinsit is overrated garbage
>>25226220Holy shit, is that the Blue Morblin?
>>25226134Huhahaha loser.
>>25226216This pink coyote is a hard worker, I will continue rooting for her!
>>25226227this post was cringeyou're going way down on my anon tier list
>>25226224anon-kun kakkoii!
>>25225851
>>25226250
>>25226152>>25226200stop posting big lowres ames
3 hours and 5 minutes before EN3 announcement
>>25226283everyday until you are right anon...
>>25226283you better not be lying
RATE THE NEWS
>>25226215
>>25226158Yeah where they ditch the faggots, Kiara admits drinking non-alcoholic drinks and hot lesbo scissoring.
>>25226224chumpedos are never cool just fyi
Korone should play Max Payne. Apparently, it has full JP translation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JTClhD6Yc8
>>25226278My oshi is so cute...
here's my rrat for today:there's a important meeting scheduled until at least 11AM JST, that's why they're all starting at the same timethe meeting will be about EN3 debut, official announcement will be on 1st June 12PM JSTI will not take my meds
>>25226312arigato
>>25226227I don't even watch her so I don't care, she better start giving those talks during collabs or directly on this board because these are the only ways she's reaching out to me.
>>25226311hot/10
>>25226283if you are wrong you will have to suck a lot of dick
DON'T FUCKING OPEN
>>25226327at least you got one thing right
>Kaela just parked her ass into NA primetimeyou know what good for her to figure out NA holos don't wanna stream, this is the perfect place for an EN 2.5
Is it just me, or youtube has been pushing absolutely random chuubas into recommendations lately?I watch exclusively holos, but I steadily see random indies and vampire from NijiJP on youtube homepage.
>>25226279Look at this 'melier
>>25226327>todayIf you look at the teamup, the schedules have been weirdly devoid of streams since Friday, so this is at least a 4-day thing.
>>25226327it will be on June 3rd thats why Kronii changed her bladrunner watchalong to June 4th instead of June 3rd from the first schedule she posted
SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCKING OPEN
>>25226311Assistant-kun, wake up line was only 5th/10
>>25226327No nigger 11pm EST is both Kronii and Irys' default start time and Fauna is only there to accommodate Watame. Take your fucking meds.
>>25226402I should have listened
>>25226250Same as Mating press.The concept is super hot but in porn all you see is the man's ass and balls. Super overrated.
>>25226369I want to be big too...
Please gather for hagsmith deliveryhttps://youtu.be/eF3UXnnrSWAhttps://youtu.be/eF3UXnnrSWAhttps://youtu.be/eF3UXnnrSWA
>>25226451I don't take two and a half hours to gather
HOLOEN ARE ALL TRAVELING TO JAPAN, NO WON'T TAKE MEDS IDON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MEDS IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25226450STREAMSLUT
>>25226411is that kiara?
>>25226450>You stole from Happy's BurberI love my oshi's dumb voice
>>25226422The weird thing there is that Watame usually streams around Kiara’s time, so it’s weird that they would schedule it this late.
>>25226484>one member still refuses to get the vaxxnothin' personell
>>25226503
>>25226451>89 minutesFuck you.
How did we feel about Myth/Council placements in the 5 man band trope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rSKjoju4X4
>>25226468it's ok those 2 and a half hours will be about as eventful as a Kaela stream anyways
Why do girls like Valorant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm8neDSxCzohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm8neDSxCzohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm8neDSxCzo
>>25226327put me in the screencap when this post gets tagged in a few days
>>25225383T. deadbeat
I LOVE BASEBALL
>>25226327>ame alluded to something at middle of June saying she would stream a couple less days than she would around then>early junes looking scant>EN3 announcements with 2 week buildup to middle of monthHAND ME MY FINEST COPIUM
>>25226445Let me just stretch ya a little bit
>>25226553t. jun maeda
I made it into the IRyS meet and greetI'm extremely happyfor some reason the email also says "every participant gets three minutes with Kiara" and I don't know what that's about but that sounds like either a mistake in the email, or a great bonus
>>25226311Dead meat/10
>Kronii Bladerunner watchalongI really hate that I have to turn onto Kronii to satisfy my gosling needs. Is... Is this why people cheat?
>>25226540>1w>4louch
>>25226587CongratsBut that last bit is almost certainly an error.
>>25226571t-thanks
>>25226587what will you ask her?
When is the CK3 DLC dropping?
I feel like it's really funny that everyone's theories are just forgetting the fact that half of EN is gonna be in either Germany or Austria for the first week of June and a bit more, maybe
I'm a KFP
>>25226605Yeah, she turned me into a manwhore too. Kronii is to powerful...
>>25226605Oh I finally have an excuse to watch that now. Do I watch The Final Cut before it?
>>25226634I didn't ask for this. I just want streams.
which JP holos that are very cringe
>>25226634The mystery holo visiting Kiara is one of the EN3 girls.
>>25226654Says here you were fired last week for "excessive masturbation in the workplace," who gave you that uniform
>>25226654Is this you? Do you squeeb regularly?
>>25226062Consider THIS
Koyori is prerecorded? It says premiere, not live stream.
After some research I have concluded that the last few days of dead hours can be entirely blamed on Gura.Let's look at the status of some other Holos, shall we?>Ame, Mori, IRyS, Bae, KiaraStreaming as usual, there wasn't even a noticeable hole in their schedules or a drop in streaming hours>Ina, MumeiBoth on vacation, which is a normal thing for people to take>Kronii, FaunaStreams went to the shadowrealm because of conventions, also they're both resuming streaming *tonight*>SanaExcluded for obvious reasonsWhich leaves us with... Gura. Gura is the only HoloEN to not have a reasonable excuse for not streaming the past few days. By simple logical conclusion, all this dead hour stuff defaults to being her fault.
>>25226062>Blah blah I'm retarded and think people actually dislike MoriOutside of the 5 retarded unemployed discordfags who peddle this narrative 24/7 where is proof to back up your claim? There is one Holo in the entire company with more subscribers than her, so in all likelyhood she is way more popular than whatever mediocre oshi your shitposting self has. She makes the most SC money in her branch as well. Money and subs speaks louder than whatever garbage you typed that I didn't finish reading.
>>25226711Everything is pre-recorded
I just found out that Marine's latest original was made by the composer of the One Piece and Gunbuster OSTs. No wonder it sounded familiar.
>>25226654>39 hours of no kiara
>>25226608sucking at shooties must run in the family
>>25226368It's not just you, I'm getting a steady stream of 2views on my homepage and I've never seen it do this before
>>25226561Fuck, we’re getting more lore videos aren’t we.
>>25226728t. Mumei
>>25225153please accept my high effort OC, KFPbros
>>25226680all except aqua
>>25226739Nice mexican rug anon
Is it true that [baseless and unfounded rrat I made up on the spot]?
>>25226654me too
>>25226711yeah, it's a specific game that got highlighted, i remember this one since i watched all the baseball streams, it's from the spring koshien stream and the last inning is fucking whack
>>25226116>Mori is the type of person to fart in an elevator to break the silence.
Imagine being breastfed by Kronii and she speeds up time to turn her milk into a thick cheese paste...
2 holoX are streaming right now.2 of them streamed earlier.0 Myths today
>>25226368>>25226752If the algorithm has learned to start recommending chuuba content to people who watch chuubas, then that means it's starting to learn.Only took two years of extreme popularity and five years of niche audiences to figure that one out.
>>25226720Kronii has no known reason not to stream on sundays except the fact that she doesn't want to. Fauna also streamed yesterday. So it's not the same. That said yes, Gura hasn't helped in the slightest and having 0 communication as to why that is kind of just makes it worse. But you're not allowed to point this out because it's Gura
>>25226786I don't want to imagine that though
>>25226775It can't be, my oshi would never do that to a horse.
https://youtu.be/v6u80eYSLvc
>>25226765lol you even added the dumptruck, nice
>>25226765nice
>>25226765Kek
>>25226709considering CUM
>>25226778
>>25226765>that fat assKek I love it bro
>>25226765
>>25226798
>>25226116Well, she did fart in her stream to break the silence
>>25226709
>Add EN gen.>Existing gens just take that as an opportunity to stream even less.
I think hololive would be more exciting if every year they engaged in mortal combat to cull the weaker holos, and then from the survivors the winners are forced to breed to pass on their superior genes to create super streamers to carry on the Cover legacy.
>>25226836
>>25226720>there wasn't even a noticeable hole in their schedules or a drop in streaming hours>IRySIRyS has 9 public streams this month with another tonight, less than the girl you're bitching about on cooldown.
>>25226834pure sex
I miss Gura
>>25226882This already happened geniuschama
>>25226720>Gura is the only HoloEN to not have a reasonable excuse for not streaming the past few daysIt's getting pretty close to her birthday actually. She's probably cooking some stuff up for it.
>>25226893>and then from the survivors the winners are forced to breed to pass on their superior genesFirst you had my interest now you have my erection.
>>25226930Yeah, she's cooking my cock in her pussy.t. Gura's boyfriend
It is Mori's fault that Gura streams less. Don't ask me how or why. I was told by /hlg/ that it was Mori's fault.
>>25226930just like she did last year right? and no, sitting on stream crying for 30 minutes isn't "cooking up some stuff"
>>25226732>Gunbuster OSTsVery based.
>>25226626I'm mostly planning on just telling her that she made a great impact in my life, and helped inspire me to do a lot of things I never would've otherwise done, like go to Germany, or break into/hike up a mountain, improve myself, that kind of stuff. Maybe print out a picture of the hike and the art someone here made with it as a memento.
The coyote is too cute.
>>25226930Holy cope.
Gura is a crisis actor hired by the deep state to build up a list of known pedophiles across the United States. Now that her involvement with the op is winding down, expect to all be arrested in the coming month.
>>25226227Mind transcribing them? I might change my mind about her.
>>25226948But how? and furthermore, why?
>>25226720Gura is AmericanGura is out celebrating America Day (May)
>>25226720I mean she has some ''recording'' people doomposted that it was tik tok stuff, but now is pretty obvious that is a new song....still the fact that Gura can only do 1 thing per day is annoying
Kiara needs to be bred (by me, of course)
>>25226930Everything substantial for her birthday will have been done by people she commissioned. Gura herself did nothing notable.
Alright CS/Valorant pros, how good is Laplus at this game? Is she めっちゃすぎおい or is she just some low tier shitter?
>>25226765I am conflicted but slightly amused.Just in case you change your mind: http://cover.lnk.to/FeverNight
>>25226798>But you're not allowed to point this out because it's GuraDamn fucking right
>>25226993You know too much
>coolest character design since Ina>thrown into the trash canthis should have be Irys's...
>>25226765kek
Guys, Gura always says she wants to be like Miku, she is probably busy recording her own voicebank lol lmao
>>25226765I have to do itWho will Mori rim if Kiara dies?She probably starts off as a baby when she revives, and that'd be weird
>>25226798gura doesn't stream on weekends for the same reason fauna/mumei don't
Pretty amazing that I'm going to say ''Gura is back'' 3 times in the same month if she streams tomorrow
Stop posting.Watch VODs.
>>25226930Ame/Mori did a lot of things before their birthday too & still streamed a lot.Kiara will be too.
Everything went to shit when Pekora took a break.
>>25226062I like her not because she's /here/, but she was also /here/ before you newfags were even knew what the internet was. It's not just speculations either, there's concrete proof in the form of her her art in the /a/ drawthread.
>>25227102...but Fauna streams on the weekends.
>>25227098ToT
>>25227097I don't believe Cover has enough money to buy the construction of one from Yamaha to be honest
>>25226327That’s not Kiaras birthday though, clearly fake
>>25227102The American desire to have the weekend off?If you make me work Saturday and Sunday, I'll take a fucking shit on your desk
>>25226798Kronii actually has heavy irl stuff to deal with plus she is in the middle of moving
Imagine Koyori asking (You) to fuck her because she's in heat. She gives you a mysterious liquid, but she tell you to drink it when you're already starting to fucking her. She starts to undress (You), except of your boxers, then she ask (You) to remove all her clothes, except her pink bra and her pantyhose. (You) start to massaging her breasts and then, with your own hands, let her breasts out of her bra. She gets embarrassed, but asks (You) to suck on them. (You) accept, and with your mouth start to play with her nipples, making her more excited. But your senses tells you to start fingering her, so (You) make your way through her pantyhose, pull her black panties aside, and start using your fingers to satisfy her. Koyori starts making lewd noises, and she starts to drip pussy juices. All excited, Koyori tells (You): アノン、それは重要な研究をする時です、あなたのロッドを私の中に入れてください as she spreads her vagina. Seeing what is happening, (You) pull your penis outside your boxers and put it inside her vagina. With her yandere face, she reminds (You) to drink the formula from before. As (You) drink it, the results are immediately visible: your penis grows bigger and thicker, almost twice of your original size. Koyori looks how your penis grew bigger. (You) take her from her legs and start thrusting, feeling Koyori's insides with your penis. After a while, Koyori rises up and pushes (You) to your back, and she takes advantage to ride you while she puts a yandere look, trying to take your milk away. She bounces on your penis softly, and quickly between times, until (You) start feeling that you're about to cum. Seeing this, Koyori replies: 続けて、私の中でそれをしてください。 それは私の研究にとって素晴らしい発見になるでしょう。Motivated by this, you let all your cum inside Koroyi, while she screams of excitement. (You) pull out your penis out of her vagina, and your semen is still coming outside her. Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you: この重要な研究を手伝ってくれてありがとう。 私の研究室のパートナーになって、このような研究をさらに行うことができます。(You) gladly accepts, hold hands together, and kiss again.>Koyo recap of her comeback in extra inningsBased
>>25226930No shot bucko
>>25227106Can you post CHADcast and the last few Reine streams?
>>25227106I'm watching Koyo cheer her baseball team on
>>25227011i honestly really wish it were tiktoks instead of another song to close after 30 seconds
>>25227147>Getting paid several hundred dollars an hour to play videogames in front of an audience>Work
>>25227135Kamitsubaki is doing 5 of them at once, surely Cover can do 1.
Please help I'm starting to laugh at morb memes... I don't want to morb...
COMET WITH THE CLUTCH
What is Japan's deal with baseball
So, uh.How about baseball, huh? Koyori's talking about it.You guys like baseball? Any Sox fans?
>>25227102Of course. They're all christians.
>>25226930Kiara is already preparing stuff for her birthday, yet she still stream a fuck ton
>>25227014This is true, by me. I agree
>>25227205America taught them the joys of the greatest sport on EarthSame as the Dominican Republic
>>25226798Kronii spends all day in church, that's why she doesn't stream on Sundays
>>25227106I'm finally catching up on the doctor stream. She really got the feeling of waiting for the doctor down.
>>25227214Kiara's a genetic freak, she's not normal, every day has a 33.3% chance, at best, to not have Kiara stream
>>25227208I liked Diamond no Ace. Does that count?
>>25227149This is fucking cope when the last two Sundays, except for yesterday, she was playing with her 2view friends
kronii my beloved
>>25227270Kek
>>25227208>Sox fansIf we were in a bar, I'd be legally obligated to make an attempt on your lifeI already suffered enough of those "people" in Boston, thank you very much
>>25227205They learned it from Americans that came to teach at their universities about how the West did stuff in the late 1800s and early 1900’s.
>>25227038>Coolest.t. Omegatranny
>>25227185Wasn't Gura a literal toilet cleaner? It would make you think that she would appreciate her position in hololive a lot more...
>>25225498>>25225507A FUCKING DEADMEAT
>>25227205What is Brazil's deal with soccer
>>25227278>Diamond no AceNew season when...
>>25227301Germans, from what I remember
>>25227249I don't even hate baseball but it's about the least interesting of the major sports. I might watch it over basketball, that's about it.
>>252272708.3% after you crunch the numbers.
>>25225691>Mori not in Calli tierretard
>>25227208I only like baseball when both of my teams are in first place.
Ina...Mumei...EN is dying how could they let this happen?
>>25224577RKO out of nowhere
>>25226605Is Kronii the #1 most cheated with holo on EN or is that still Fauna?
>>25227332I like to listen to baseball rather than watch it, more of a number game than an action one
>If the Northern Lords DLC is installed, dynasties whose Dynasty Head belongs to a culture with the Longships innovation or a Norse religion (only Ásatrú at the beginning of the game) have two additional legacy trees available. Once its first Legacy of a tree has been unlocked its tree will remain available regardless of the Dynasty Head's culture.Waitaminute. So forming Livonia by decision gives me access to these legacies? Fuck yeah baltic raiders.
Lapchan, the other Anon's daughter
>>25227289>deadbeat talking shit about Bostonthis fuckin guy
I am proud to be a KFP because we're so fucking cute!
im starting to think that none of you are real
>>25227015>Everything substantial for her will have been done by people she commissioned>herself did nothing notableSo you mean like Ame?
>>25227402>thinkingstop that
>>25226062>always depressed>drawn towards pointless arguments and drama>autistic, can't keep a relationship going even if sometimes it looks like they can interact with people normally>drawn to cringe, repetitive, politically incorrect and overtly vulgar humor>think shallow knowledge on most topic sounds smart as long as lots of words are being used>terrible at separating their online and offline activities>suffer from incurable yellow fever and affection deficit disorders>crumble, shut down or get bullied the moment they're in a presence of a more charismatic and/or outgoing personyou wanted femanons in Holoyou fucking got themthey're literally (You)
>Nene Amano is talking about Marine right now>Nene Amano was in Moris chatWon't link cuz it's considered advertising but shes a big EN3 candidate
>>25227402>im starting to thinkStop that at once
Holy fuck I missed the WWE2k22 Goomba stream??? How was it? Starting up the VOD right now
Mumei...? Where's Mumei... I miss my Mumei...
>>25227332Basketball at least has the benefit of having an exciting college league, with lots of unorthodox plays and kids trying to show off, so you get killer moments. Professional basketball nowadays is just divegrass in terms of how safe everyone is forced to play out of fear of the other player being a pussy and faking an injury.
>>25227402>im starting to thinkStop
>>25227389Sell me his daughter while he isn't looking
>>25227014Jesas
>>25227358I'm pretty sure the whole>Kronii-Ame-IRyS-Mumei Late Night Blockis the group with the most whoring around fans, from my own observations. At least, when there was overlap between all four, it was more calm than I'd seen the place in a week, a month or two back.
>>25227402based SAN check passer
>>25227205Only "sport" where fat whities and asians have a chance at winning, same reason why golf is so popular among old white people.
>>25227383uh whoops wrong thread my bad
>>25227409Not even close. Ame does far more than Gura does.
>>25227419Her leaving would probably kill Kawaii.
>>25227301none, soccer has been dead here since before 2014, nobody gives a fuck except for drunk oji-sans
>>25227423watch out for the upskirts
Is Gura seriously taking another day off?
>>25227423kinda meh. but i laughed when she missed a rope somersault
>>25227435This is true! I'm a teamate but I would blast my load in all of them. I would also shoot my shot in the others, too.
Who's the most autistic member of Hololive?
>>25227429I like seeing more of her in the threads
>>25227480Kaela
tfw no jesus loving holo
>>25227419>Advertises her>I won't advertise her though
>>25227358Bae literally gets no views if she's overlapped by 1 or 2 peopl
>>25227480You posted her, by far, but Kaela unironically enjoys League of Legends so that's a tough competitor
>>25227424Anon, she died years ago...
>>25227480Kaela might legit be autistic
>>25227495liking leads to loving
>>25227473>>25015148>>24613243>>24553775
are you going to participate anons?
>>25226834>I just wanted to make you guys happy with the thumbnailI love when she gives in
>>25227533
If I was a chuuba I would stream everyday and suck your cock
>>25227539Do dick puppetry outfits count
>>25227423If you're actually going to watch it, just skip to ~2 hours in. Gura silently hops into VC and Fauna and Bae join her and save the stream.It was better than the slew of kusoge she's been playing lately, but if I had foresight, I'd have skipped it altogether.
>>25227516someone noted that Mumei makes those lip bopping tics or whatever they're called.Then at some point I realized I do the same.
>>25227435I like all of them. I also like Gura, Ina, and Fauna too. And also Kiara and Mori. And I couldn't forget about Bae and Sana. Also Fubuki, I love Fubuki.
>>25227419I'd rather have Nene "my favorite whore" Amano stay in Kawaii and incline there than join Hololive. The EN scene needs another contender to the HoloSanji dominance. Tsunderia and Cyberlive exploded(Tsun survived the crash), Prism got shackled by prism and MyHolo keeps dying.>b-b-but Pippa connectno
>>25226720>Mori, IRyS, Kiara>Streaming as usual, there wasn't even a noticeable hole in their schedules or a drop in streaming hoursKiara just had a vacation, now is illIRyS was ill, is about to go into recording overdriveMori been doing personal shit with constant travel breaks
>>25227561based
https://youtu.be/c0tCMSnmwtII really really hope this extended break Ina is taking culls some of these subhuman niggers
>>25227445>Ame does far moreIf you mean other than "discord messages" and autistic stuff that has no relevance, than no not really.
Sorry Mumei but I love Fauna
>>25227495>Kronii>Marine
>>25227570I still think about her doing grounding exercises.
>>25227419You can literally go by their last two gens to see they have a fetish for hiring girls with dead but once popular meme channels or indies that 10 people knew about prior to joining. And I guess they'll toss in another art goblin for EN3.
>>25227480Kaela, pic related, Mumei and Mori.
>>25227551Reminder that Mori got more sexy lessons for deadbeats.
All the good holos are catholic.
Pick your oyakodon combo
>>25227107Mori did absolutely not stream a lot before bday, she released a shitload of music tho
>>25227495Trinity...
>>25227511So what's the point of living now? What am I supposed to do?!?
>>25225891Nope she didn't mention Adam Sandler or Shrek on the last Chadcast my ears were lying to me
>>25227665All at once
>>25227495
>>25227596God damn I hate these fuckers. It's Ina's meme and they keep trying to push it in other chats. And then you have the greys that follow along because they see everyone else doing it. Wish Ina would tell them to stop.
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>25227596>Give your fans an identity.>They just use it to be niggers.There's no winning.
>>25227660being molested by the priest RP stream when?
>>25227495Kronii...Marine...Gura...Ina...
>>25227698artist name?
>>25227598Ame actually streams :^)
>>25227424She's /HERE/!
>>25227713 the assaloni
>>25227673Watch Anya like Mumei would like you to
>>25227681She mentioned Sandler but I’m pretty sure Bae brought it up first.
>>25227402I am a bot commissioned by UMG to promote Mera Mera
why are they so ugly holofags
Ame - Spic, therefore catholicKiara - Austrian, therefore catholicMori - Texan of italian descent, therefore catholicIna - kimchi leaf, therefore catholicKronii - same as Ina
Soon!
>>25227598>has no relevanceAt least three of them said the christmas stream was one of the best moments in their life.And her terrarium is even more famous than Ina's own birthday.
Ame today
>>25224651an anon has her locked in his basement dungeonhttps://files.catbox.moe/794i41.png
>>25227673Suck her girlfriend's clock like she used to
>>25227754>Ina - kimchi leaf, therefore catholic>Kronii - same as InaProtestant you retard
>>25227698It's the same thing with every Kiara song, I don't like it at first, but after a while I want it played at clubs
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1531413392820318208https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1531413392820318208https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1531413392820318208
>>25227495Only old farts and turbo autists with no friends believe in that dogshit.
>>25227673>>25227730this is true
>>25227718>Ame streamsBut the context here wasn't about stream time, nice shifting the goalpost and recency bias to boot.
>>25227754Gura - Pedophile, therefore Catholic
>>25227737Wrong
>>25227580If any of those small corpo streamers ever makes it out of 3-view hell I'll be shocked.
>break>shill>break>copied migo>breakWhat is this?
>>25227439grandstratbeat...
>NA hours>christcucks start spamming the threadgo back please
who wants to play Gartic Phone?
>>25227660such as?
>>25227852your retard post
>>25227812>Only old farts and turbo autists with no friendsdamn anon you don't have to shit on 60% of the holos
>>25227396It's in my blood as a native New Yorker
Quick question for DokomiWhat do Germans look like? I just realized I don't actually know what people dress like outside of my continent and I'd rather not be stabbed going to see Kiara and IRyS.Wait, do they even have knives there?
>>25227852Gainmaxxing
>>25227863Who wants to play with my dick?
>>25227569A moment of weakness
>>25227895worse they waterboard you with beer and left oever currywurst sauce
>>25227754Ame is cursed and God didn't heal her so she's most likely atheist
>>25227852Ghost shark experience
If you're atheist you shouldn't not only believe in any god, you shouldn't believe in any other man-made spooks either like "morality" or "rule of law". It's perfectly okay to rape Anya while Mumei watches.
>>25227895They wear very stylish SS uniforms and so should you.
>>25227851Miori is geting close to 4 digits, but medschool probably gonna nip that in the bud
>>25227892>that audioI think I just fell in love with this dork.
i want to go back to shin chan streams...
>releases a song called Fever Night>becomes illlmao
>>25227951Retard.
>>25227852people still don't realize that hololive is a sidejob?
>>25227895Remember to wear a red armband so you don't get attacked.
good news my twitch oshi started streaming dead hours no more later fags
>>25227951I mean my morality is just>Will someone mess up my easy life if I do thisSo I tend not to do things that bring attention to myself.
>>25227768>Christmas streamYou mean the VR assests she commissioned from others which is why were talking about the other things>Teamates making Ina's own Birthday about AmeAmazing
HomoEN will have a shota
>>25227895Brown uniforms/shirts
>>25227205apparently they love itKorone literally creamed when that pro player made a guest callinit flooded the room
dead hours but board is unusually fast
>>25227969the soundpost that killed Ray Liotta...
>>25227863i want to stop being autistic
>>25227952>>25227990>>25228010sometimes I really hate the fact that you niggers are the only ones I can reasonably ask about this shit
>>25227951Agnosticism is the way to go.
>>25227996Based coward