It's odd and cute how many jap/foreigners are here

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It still surprises me. No large announcement about their nationality, which, when thought about, actually makes sense, but they ask about things giving away an ignorance expected of someone non native to English. I haven't spotted Japanese people much if ever on other boards where flags are disabled.
Is this the equivalent of an American posting on a Japanese forum for discussion of American politics?
What is their end game?
Can I confidently assert I am Japanese and confidently post shitty attempts at Japanese to get free corrections from actual Japanese people who dislike seeing such confidence in something they know as wrong?
Do they understand everything?
Heareth, doth those gents und'rstand this s'rt of cankered tum'r of wretch'd english spill'd ov'r their screens with most wondrous v'rbosity, spill'd from that from which we speak of stream from which we maketh loom of senseth?

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A few weeks ago we had a "cultural exchange" with futaba/2chan after they included us in a thread about foreign v-tuber sites and someone here made a thread about it. Quite a few of them posted here then and some of them stuck around and still pop up occasionally

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>>2424441
It's more than a few. And they are genuinely very cute. They might be a little upset at being called cute, or think I mean it maliciously, but it's the reality we face. They're so kind and talk -- I have to stop myself.

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>>2424639
if that's true then
4chanの双葉のポスターは本当にかわいいですね。

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>>2424322
I heard they're a fan of the phrase "nijinigger" based bugs

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>>2424322
And yet you probably have people on here calling them ESL. Sad! Be kind to the ESL on here, regardless of their nationality. You'd be sad if they called you JSL on 5ch :(

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>>2424322
you can tell a poster is japanese by how fucking horrible their posts are

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>>2425796
>You'd be sad if they called you JSL on 5ch
You can't even post without a Japanese IP. Go away gaijin!!!!!

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>>2425866
I won't be an EOP for long brother... But couldn't you simply use a VPN to circumvent that issue?

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>>2425655
Not exactly from 2ch buuut

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>>2424322
Who are you quoting, Bruce?

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>>2426147
Certified based japs

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>>2426490
They’re the ones who sacked China, afterall

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>>2426965
Imagine if we allowed them to keep their conquest shit after Germany knelt.

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>>2426965
Can we get a redo of nanqing?

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>>2427040
Would be cool to see what would happen, probably a GPOCPS (Greater Pacific Ocean Co-Prosperity Sphere) and some southern spic countries like Chile becoming secondary powers in the pacific with the help of Japan,

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>>2427229
It’d be a three-way Cold War between the USSR, America, and Japan. No way Japan wouldn’t be neutered, unless they gave in way earlier, and there’s no way they’d ever do that

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>>2427299
Japan would collapse first in the threeway. They were already stretched thin with WWII while trying to maintain a military almost exclusively Japanese. Japan would need to re-structure their society to allow their conquered territories to become part of the Empire. The Soviets and Americans would have a fucking field day causing rebellions left and right in Japanese territories.

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I've seen like one or two

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>>2427383
Don’t know I didn’t think of this. Just give the Fllipinos guns and advisors (like they were already doing), and try to keep Chiang in the fight. Mao would that Kim that founded North Korea (if he actually did fight) could be supported by the USSR.

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>>2427472
Also, keep the Dutch East Indies in rebellion, especially in oil drilling regions. It’d cripple them, unless they could find deposits in more secure territories

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>>2424441
Can't believe I missed this. I'm here 24/7...
Can anyone spoon-feed me with the archive link?

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>>2428787
stupid gaijin 4chan is japanese now

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>>2425630
バカ外人草食べる

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>>2429110
Time to take over 5ch then.

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>>2424322
>, which, when thought about, actually makes sense,
too many commas
proper use -> sentence,<addition information>, sentence continued(optional).

your English grammar reps anon...

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>>2429162
河合荘に、日本̄アニキは赤み。:^)

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>>2429554
nope, that's regional. if you really knew english grammar you'd know the comma is a massive debate raging across the world due to differences between regions.
as an example i just typed that above using one school of style which only uses the comma when the sentence would otherwise not be understood.

be careful when attempting to be a grammar nazi in english, often you'll make a fool of yourself by trying to assert something as proper or the only way.

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>>2429554
Based

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>>2429554
https://www.englishclub.com/grammar/sentence/parenthetical-expression.htm#:~:text=A%20parenthetical%20expression%20is%20a,grammar%20of%20the%20original%20sentence.&text=When%20nonessential%20information%20is%20added,by%20commas%20or%20other%20punctuation.

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>>2429953
the only correct english grammar is the one taught in the british isles

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>>2430246
no and also i wrote like a writer. you see such comma usage in many novels.

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>>2430275
tell me, when you speak, do you unironically, make a brief pause this often?

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>No large announcement about their nationality, which, when thought about, actually makes sense,
which marks the start of a parenthetical expression containing unnecessary information, namely the writer's interjected thoughts on the statement.
this expression requires a comma preceding which and following it's ending, at "actually makes sense"
but within this expression is an extra aside, an unnecessary little description of how such a thought arises; namely that it comes about "when thought about"

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>>2430227
literally what i said

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>>2430446
no because that's not non essential information.
in general if i would say something as an aside, unnecessary for all readers, but perhaps for some confused, i interrupt the sentence with a comma. such is standard practice for novels written to be the main character speaking to the reader.
an example of this is the unnamable which makes heavy use of this.

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>>2430588
Directly contradicts what you're saying. If information is non essential you can, and often should, use commas.

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wow
you spit straight facts and people type out an entire cope thesis with each reply
really makes you think

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>>2430748
that you have shitty english and are coping about it?
we can all improve, please try your best to do so too! you've got some work ahead of you but if you read some more you'll gain better written english.

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>>2430748
Why wouldn't you mark when an interjection begins? Here's that same sentence with no commas:
>No large announcement about their nationality which when thought about actually makes sense but they ask about things giving away an ignorance expected of someone non native to English.
It looks like someone having a fucking stroke dimwit.

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>>2430864
>>No large announcement about their nationality, which when thought about actually makes sense, but they ask about things giving away an ignorance expected of someone non native to English.
you fumb duck

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>>2431220
yeah no, that looks gay and retarded. 0% style and unnatural; it's an interjection within an interjection. you lose characteristics and information as well as a richer experience by removing such.
genuinely trying to dumb down/simplify language. that's not me and never will be because i'm likey likey too much rich english.

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>>2431370
it looks cleaner you silly american, maybe it would sound more natural to you if you were not a silly american

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>>2431370
in fact i would even
>>>No large announcement about their nationality, which when thought about actually makes sense; they ask about things giving away an ignorance expected of someone non native to English.

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>>2431543
for a fucking business meeting
as i said i write to express myself on here, i don't need to remove all character possible from a sentence. i mean, fuck it, if we're going to just turn this shit gray and try to divorce the writer's characteristics from the content we may as well remove interjections too -- they're hardly professional or conductive to easily understood english.

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>>2425796
Shut the fuck up rajesh.

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>>2431721
yeah but that's your own character. thats 100% grammatically correct, and i personally kind've like it, easily understood and somewhat beautiful, but you're divorcing the original writer from the sentence. the style isn't completely removed but it's definitely a different person speaking there.
you get two different vibes of who's speaking there, between op and you.

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>>2431737
>I mean, fuck it. If we're going to just turn this shit gray and try to divorce the writer's characteristics from the content we may as well remove interjections too.
fixed it

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>>2431858
yeah, no. i've no pause ending a sentence there, that's an intentional ongoing thought. in contrast i'm intentionally ending "yeah, no" for pause.

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>>2431858
Devoid of personality. Why formalize someone swearing? It's inherently casual.

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>>2432001
You could have some mix like a reserved business man swearing. Still weird/niche but definitely carries it's own personality.

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>>2431814
yeah i realise writing rules are there to be broken, but this is something my english teachers consistently picked out from my writing, because i used to use commas where i should have used full stops(like this), so it bothers me to see others do it.

was fun shit-flinging with you but it's 5am here and the sun is coming up
goodnight(day)

>>2432001
i like formal speech because it sounds more authorititive

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I really riked the alternate history discussion above, can we continue that instead of arguing about dumb language?

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>>2432232
the language nerds have left now
go ahead, continue

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>>2432232
How do you goys think the nips would’ve incorporated their subjects had they had the time? Limited representation and heavy Japanization like in Taiwan, or just cut off heads until they became a functioning colony, if still following their own culture?

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>>2432289
when you consider how unstable japan was with their military branches fucking fighting and killing each other it becomes easy to imagine the horror of a victorious japan post ww2. their colonies would be left upto the whims of the zaibatsu and individual people within the government/army/zaibatsu
tno is a kinda gay mod for HOI4 but i've always liked how they capture the horror of superpower unstable states:
https://youtu.be/2d9JWCgch94

living in a victorious japan would be absolutely fucking mental. imagine all your v-tubers living with random purges and mass execution. as fucked as it is we genuinely saved japan from itself, and the emperor has basically said as much by his admission that he wasn't in much control during and preceding the war.

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>>2428787
>>/vt/thread/S1191041
It's the only thread outside of global and Holofightz that I ever remember hitting the post limit before falling off page 10

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>>2434545
heh... you havent seen my shitposting threads using cr1tikal before

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>>2424322
ehh? Japs on 4chen have been here for a long time. I fucking bet that some of the jap chuuba shills here are residents of /int/

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>>2424322
Good one schizo youre having bit too little much fun there

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>>2436737
I wish japs shilled themselves here.more
I am tired of hololive and I am too much of a pussy to test my shitty N5 japanese with random indies

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>>2432442
I know they fucked eachother over with resources, like the navy taking steel for massive ship projects like the Yamato, which stopped the army from keeping up with tanks and armored cars. Didn’t know they actually fought one another. Do you mean that one coup in 1936?

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>>2430446
shapiro does

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>>2424322
I find it specially fun when a wave of samefagging changs come visit us

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Этo /int/ тpэд?

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Lol

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>>2443565
https://youtu.be/N1L9J6D-ggE
At various times they literally killed each other or indirectly killed each other via refusing to operate together.

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>>2434545
Legendary thread, we'll never have anything else like this again

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>>2448762
no

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The site is owned by a Japanese guy, OP

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>>2424322
Funnily enough the probably just get called SEAS ELSs and are told to fuck off

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>>2443748
Пoчeмy бы и нeт